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ETF's start trading in 5 minutes. What's gonna happen?

>> No.57269663

>>57269654
you're gonna post this tomorrow too, ain't ya?

>> No.57269666

>>57269654
Nothing

>> No.57269671

The Great Nothingbuger of our time

>> No.57269673

>>57269663
depends what happens in 5 minutes

>> No.57269679

>>57269654
Thought it was at 9:30 EST?

>> No.57269680

The real question is when are otions chains available?

>> No.57269683

>>57269654
you mean 35 retard
>>57269679
and it is, OP is a retard

>> No.57269684

3 MINUTES BOYS

>> No.57269693

>>57269680
generally 3 days after a ticker is launched
expect options to be available to trade next week

>> No.57269696

I GOT REAL MONEY I PROMISE IT TOOK TIME
TAKE 100 THOUSAND AND THROW IT UP IN THE SKY
LOOK IN MOMMYS EYES SHES PROUD I MADE HER CRY
YEAH
LIL NIGGA YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

>> No.57269707
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57269707

1 MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.57269757

what a godcandle

>> No.57269907

7 minutes :)))) now for real

>> No.57269922

>>57269654
1.- Make a slight recovery and dump to shit
2.- Make a slight dump and recovery to high 47k
3.- Crab

>> No.57270058

it dumping

>> No.57270145

why is everything dumping except for eth?

>> No.57270169

Less than nothing. Liquidity will leave Bitcoin and enter my boomer stocks. Thanks for playing, retards.

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57270599

>>57269654
It will give me time to regret my life decisions, kiss my $TOGE on the head (the screen) and then see if I can do a flip on the fifth floor