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57264295 No.57264295[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

similarities between sex and crypto?

>> No.57264306

>>57264295
There's lots of it around, but you're not getting any

>> No.57264309

Incels wish they had a lot of both

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57264313

>>57264295
I only last about 90 seconds when nuts deep

>> No.57264312

>>57264295
Since OP is gay, you take both up the butt

>> No.57264314

>>57264295
They are polar opposites.

The more sex you have, the less crypto you have and vice versa.

>> No.57264317

you don't get any

>> No.57264330

>>57264314
Also forgot to mention, I have A LOT of crypto.

>> No.57264333

>>57264295
There are literal smelly reddit nerds out there who are more successful than you'll ever be in both departments

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>>57264295
I'm priced out of both

>> No.57264412

>>57264295
I'm sidelined from both

>> No.57264425

Bitcoin is monogamous sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation. Depending on how you feel about that, it determines where you stand on the BTC maxi spectrum.

>> No.57264429

With sex, you can get crypto.

With crypto, you can get sex.

>> No.57264430

both are things that only happen on a screen for me

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>>57264295
I wouldn't know.

>> No.57264443

>>57264295
i dont have any hahahaha oooh boy

>> No.57264447

>>57264295
My uncle introduced me to both

>> No.57264449

>>57264429
>With sex, you can get crypto.
Who do I have to suck off to get a Chainlink?

>> No.57264451

>>57264295

You lose money for both.

>> No.57264527

>>57264295
Either way, you get fucked

>> No.57264536

The high is short.
The bear market is long in both.

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>>57264295
I haven't had either in over two years.

>> No.57264757

>>57264295
they both end up extremely disappointing wrt grander scheme and feels

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57264833

I erp (erotic roleplay) as a little kitten femboy with friends from both beoble and discord on the daily every evening while we trade on the side. Yes on the side, trading is not even the main focus.

I'm surprised im not into the gooner brainwash shit at this point.

>> No.57264890

>>57264833
i havent "spoken" to anyone aside from family/doctors outside of this post in this thread today in over 2 years

>> No.57264915

If there ls a BTC and alt mega pump I get an orgasm.