5 minutes til BTC ETF trading begins - WAITING ROOM

[Anonymous No.57257622]

[Anonymous No.57257629]

>>57257622
35 minutes

[Anonymous No.57257632]

I am ready

[Anonymous No.57257634]

>>57257629
5 hours

[Anonymous No.57257637]

>>57257622
It better pump like your mom on a saturday night.

[Anonymous No.57257658]

Butthole: gaped

[Anonymous No.57257659]

What are the odds on pump vs dump?
Everyone I knew was saying it's just buying the new shit, but I've felt we were in for a huge pump when it starts

[Anonymous No.57257662]

>>57257622
Nothing will happen. Mark my words.
>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.57257665]

>>57257629
I'm posting 30 minutes early to be proactive

[Anonymous No.57257674]

>>57257622
based thread

[Anonymous No.57257679]

Dum-

[Anonymous No.57257830]

>>57257622
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?

a 0.66% ETF PUMP, WTF WAGMI BOYZ

lmao, fucking bitcoin faggots :D

[Anonymous No.57257882]

You missed the crypto rally
You missed the stock rally
Bullion will never do anything
It's over

[Anonymous No.57257883]

Show me your face when you realize none of these inflows are going into BTC, just some paper scam IOUs.

[Anonymous No.57257901]

>>57257883
>Show me your face when you realize none of these inflows are going into BTC, just some paper scam IOUs.
That's not how the ETFs working you stupid fucking lesbian. They are trading real Bitcorns. Read stuff

[Anonymous No.57257908]

>>57257901
We'll see in 10 minutes won't we : )

[Anonymous No.57257913]

>>57257622
the selloff is going to be impressive.

[Anonymous No.57257966]

>>57257913
>boomers start buying billions worth of real BTC
>a dozen users of an internet basket weaving forum choose to sell
>next stop $12k FUD
lmao watch and learn fag

[Anonymous No.57257971]

LITERALLY 5 MINUTES!!!!

[Anonymous No.57257978]

What can we expect when the market opens in 3 minutes?

[Anonymous No.57257991]

>>57257883
>>57257901
>They are trading real Bitcorns
Just like (((they))) trade real gold and silber

[Anonymous No.57257996]

here to say

I DID IT BEFORE DID IT

[Anonymous No.57257997]

>>57257901
That's EXACTLY how ETFs work you fucking niggermong

[Anonymous No.57257999]

Arguably the biggest happening in crypto...

[Anonymous No.57258014]

>>57257991
>Just like (((they))) trade real gold and silber
The gold price is actually set twice a day in London and NY. Not happening in this case faggot. Learn.

[Anonymous No.57258021]

bump

[Anonymous No.57258027]

Let’s go boys

[Anonymous No.57258028]

>>57257997
>That's EXACTLY how ETFs work you fucking niggermong
They buy actual Bitcorns you fucking turbo brainlet, it's not futures.

[Anonymous No.57258041]

>>57258027
Ho Lee shit

[Anonymous No.57258042]

NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57258044]

is it now

[Anonymous No.57258050]

b-bros? why isnt it moving?

[Anonymous No.57258056]

mhm

[Anonymous No.57258061]

Why are the kikes letting their financial system be displaced by crypto?

[Anonymous No.57258062]

>>57258044
>is it now
YES

[Anonymous No.57258067]

Everyone go home. Party's over.

[Anonymous No.57258068]

[Anonymous No.57258069]

Up $300 in 2 minutes LFG

[Anonymous No.57258075]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
it's dumpingg

[Anonymous No.57258076]

>>57257966
wrong.
what your argument boils down to is
>there is more buying than selling demand
which isn't guaranteed, and i think isn't even true.

what's true is the vast majority of people with wallets are going to sell their bitcoin in spades after these funds create an initial pump in the price, uninstall the software, delete all the files, and never look back. wallets are inefficient and backwards, now. who needs coinbase anymore? crypto exchange accounts will close, left and right.
all of it is way too much time and effort for 95% of the people who even care at all about crypto, because you can just buy an ETF with a tiny expense fee attached to it.

[Anonymous No.57258080]

b-bros???!! did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.57258085]

it's literally a nothingburger just like I said kek

[Anonymous No.57258087]

>>57258080
It's going up, that's a good thing bro

[Anonymous No.57258094]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.57258098]

>>57258062
>>57258042
>>57258014
>>57257999
>>57257971
>>57257901
There you go, inflows to ETF not reflected on the exchanges. I hope you are young and naive. Otherwise, you are very stupid and will be poor forever.

[Anonymous No.57258107]

>>57258087
>tfw only feel feels when it crashes

[Anonymous No.57258109]

>>57258087
Its dumping

[Anonymous No.57258112]

hell yeah, bobos btfo AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57258114]

>>57258076
Are you literally posting from Liberia? There are companies waiting to buy, you have the world's most hardcore traders now on the phone telling CFOs that they're gonna be humiliated next quarter if they don't buy this historic moment. LOOK AT THE CHART NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57258116]

>>57258014
you see the problem with this argument is that gold is needed to make things. you're typing on one of those things right now. another one is in your phone, more are elsewhere in your house, still more are elsewhere in society and they deliver you water, power, mail, they tell trucks and trains where to send your food, and so on.
but nobody needs crypto for anything, even after all these years.
gold bugs watched the arrival of paper trading of gold with suspicion, but the price shot up because they're permanent buyers. they don't sell coins.
but you're in crypto. you're looking for exit liquidity. you want US dollars back, as soon as possible.
all the lies you guys were telling yourselves about defi, about monetary revolution, are just gone from your mouths. not a whit. blackrock's about to make you rich with the approval of a US government agency.
right?

[Anonymous No.57258119]

Small lag. here comes 48k bois... next stop 69k!

[Anonymous No.57258120]

$48k babayyy

[Anonymous No.57258124]

>>57257622
Are you fucking idiots watching the btc chart? You’re supposed to be watch the btc etfs now faggots holy shit. ticker GBTC

[Anonymous No.57258127]

Already pumping lol that was fast

[Anonymous No.57258135]

>>57258124
thx anon

[Anonymous No.57258136]

Guys were we supposed to sell on the news already when does that happen?

[Anonymous No.57258144]

>>57258109
>Its dumping
Just broke 2 year ATH you fucking retard
$48000
LFG!!!

[Anonymous No.57258150]

50k end of day.
Checkum

[Anonymous No.57258152]

[Anonymous No.57258154]

7 straight green candles on the 1 minute chart

[Anonymous No.57258159]

>>57258116
chart says you wrong anon. Here, take this:


L

[Anonymous No.57258165]

>>57257908
Hi

[Anonymous No.57258169]

>>57258114
>Buy fake IOUs that scam their way into compliance with the prospectus
FTFY

[Anonymous No.57258170]

Nothin but green holy shit lol

[Anonymous No.57258172]

I’m involuntarily breathing

[Anonymous No.57258179]

500k this time next week we're all gonna make it bros, start looking at yachts

[Anonymous No.57258180]

>>57258116
You btc maxis are so buck broken lmfao

[Anonymous No.57258181]

>>57258098
it's literally pumping right now

[Anonymous No.57258189]

50K TODAY
>50K TODAY
50K TODAY
>50K TODAY
50K TODAY
>50K TODAY
50K TODAY
>50K TODAY
50K TODAY
>50K TODAY
50K TODAY
>50K TODAY

[Anonymous No.57258190]

>>57258116
Midwit

[Anonymous No.57258191]

I SEE FIELDS OF GREEN
RED ROSES TOO
I SEEM THEM BLOOM
FOR ME AND YOU

[Anonymous No.57258192]

Looks like the 'sell the news' guys made a little booboo

[Anonymous No.57258196]

where can i see the inflows?

[Anonymous No.57258198]

[Anonymous No.57258200]

>>57258191
I SEE FRENS POSTING MEMES

[Anonymous No.57258205]

>>57258181
Lol, a multi billion dollar inflow is not reflected on the exchange, that is the point. BTC would have to be up 4X, not 4%. It's going to take time for the stupid amongst us to understand that.

[Anonymous No.57258207]

MASSIVE GREEN DILDOS INCOMING, LET'S GOOO

[Anonymous No.57258213]

HNGG...HNNG....IM GONNA CUM...ETF PAPIS...PUMP ME HARDER...HNGG....

[Anonymous No.57258215]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THAT FUCKING PUMP.

[Anonymous No.57258220]

BTC IS PUMPING
ALTS ARE DUMPING
WE ARE SO BACK BOYS
THE CYCLE IS BACK
BTC TO THE FUCKING MOON WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57258226]

>>57258215
what pump is not even broken old ath yet

[Anonymous No.57258232]

TOTAL BOBO DEATH

[Anonymous No.57258275]

This is the fabled golden bull.

[Anonymous No.57258287]

>>57258232
>TOTAL BOBO DEATH
Someone post the suicide hotline

[Anonymous No.57258289]

>>57258205
you think it's just going to pump 4x in 10 mins? you're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.57258295]

My BTC doing a little sumthing.

[Anonymous No.57258299]

ALLLL GREEEEEEN man this is awesome

[Anonymous No.57258307]

oh shit my nigz ether is now following

[Anonymous No.57258319]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djE-BLrdDDc

[Anonymous No.57258320]

Which ETF has the most volume?

[Anonymous No.57258340]

>>57257622

Please does someone have that muscley bitcoin image with glowing white eyes? You know the one.

[Anonymous No.57258367]

>>57258124
I know this might sound crazy, but maybe both number go up

[Anonymous No.57258387]

WE DID IT REDDIT

[Anonymous No.57258398]

Did I hear Bitcoin (BTC) price alert?

[Anonymous No.57258436]

>>57258180
>>57258190
incorrect assessment, phone app trader
already made a 20x return in crypto, 2013-2017
that's from just over 10 years ago and there's still zero economic utility from any of these things -- i know what that means

[Anonymous No.57258475]

Please God I just want all my bags to x 10000 before I get fired

[Anonymous No.57258522]

The dump will be magnificent.

[Anonymous No.57258544]

>>57258436
>already made a 20x return in crypto, 2013-2017
But you never though

[Anonymous No.57258549]

>>57258522
3% dump complete okay guys time to buy

[Anonymous No.57258560]

>>57258522

We'll dump and then crab for most of 2024.

[Anonymous No.57258571]

>>57258436
>incorrect assessment

[Anonymous No.57258580]

Is it over already

[Anonymous No.57258583]

>>57258544
pure cope, my anonymous friend. why should i lie about it? and why do you even care enough to reply?
because i knew then i would be looking for exit liquidity (you) and you know right now that you're doing the same?

[Anonymous No.57258618]

>>57258583
Replies:
>why do you even care enough to reply?

[Anonymous No.57258635]

>>57258289
No, I don't, because clearly they are not purchasing BTC. You tell me, where did the 400M into iShares go exactly?

[Anonymous No.57258640]

Hello future readers. People are actively shorting the $2.4b inflow that we've experienced in the last half hour. The bobos never learn, and they will all be liquidated and die in poverty.

[Anonymous No.57258646]

>>57258635
They settle at EOD with OTC counters, full story will only be visible this weekend.

[Anonymous No.57258674]

>>57258646
Strap in fr week of pumpo

[Anonymous No.57258696]

I love you guys

[Anonymous No.57258702]

>>57258674
>2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.57258710]

>>57258674
Yep, some initial goofiness is expected from people selling off non-etf products to move into ETF as well as people converting from the grayscale to a ETF with a lower fee.
Number we get after close of this and next friday will be the main thing to keep in mind

[Anonymous No.57258991]

>>57258165
Hi : )

[Anonymous No.57259050]

>>57258991
>answers an hour late rather than 10 mins
>price still up since then
kek I won't blame you if you never show your face again, NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57259060]

>>57259050
Check posts by ID you illiterate fuck

[Anonymous No.57259082]

>>57259050
>YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME QUICK ENOUGH BRIAN!!
wow you're like a psycho woman

[Anonymous No.57259110]

>>57259060
kek stay assmad, the "we'll see in 10 mins" was you and you were posting bearish sentiment, well the bull was right
EAT SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57259122]

>>57259082
>set a specific time deadline
>it fails
>show up an hour later with price still up

COPE HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57259174]

For me, it's IBIT. The best bitcoin ETF on the market money can buy.

[Anonymous No.57259215]

Based 48k SHOORTers

[Anonymous No.57259390]

>>57257901
depends if they have proof of reserves, otherwise this is very easily scammable

[Anonymous No.57259405]

ETF is nice but imagine the usual crypto fuckery happens again and it dumps 90%. Like coinbase getting hacked or a binance employee sending billions to the wrong address

[Anonymous No.57259422]

>>57259110
Hi : )

[Anonymous No.57259485]

>>57258549
we are still shaking out some weak hands who bought late in 2021. continues until after a new ATH is reached

[Anonymous No.57259503]

>>57259390
SEC requires it. These etf’s are basically custodial bitcoin

[Anonymous No.57259578]

>>57259503
oh really, do they require the same with gold?
as long as you can't withdraw your ETF as bitcoin, such a requirement is just a line of text with some minor penalty attached

[Anonymous No.57259611]

>>57259578
no they don’t with gold and by nature couldn’t - key with btc is the supply is known. you can sell out of your etf bitcoin but u are buying custodially. the point is the custodian has to own bitcoin - as more people buy etf, etf buys more btc.

[Anonymous No.57259656]

>>57259611
>the custodian has to own bitcoin
and what if they dont? they surely can't hold it 1 to 1 100% of the time, there is always a discrepancy between their clients buying and selling ETF products and them actually having bitcoins, because ETF trading is not restricted by the bitcoin protocols transaction limits. do they do this daily, hourly, monthly? do they simply have a account at coinbase, which ALSO doesnt hold the coins on chain, etc... there is surely a "best effort" approach, there has to be, by design, because ETFs arent held on a blockchain

[Anonymous No.57259685]

>>57259656
So will it pump after hours when they settle up?

[Anonymous No.57259697]

>>57259685
>when they settle up
who the hell knows! best case they settle up on every block every 10 mins, but I highly doubt they do this. would be nice tho

[Anonymous No.57259779]

>>57259110
Hello???

[Anonymous No.57259983]

>>57259656
the SEC definitely didn’t think about this question you thought up in 30 seconds. Send them a letter!

[Anonymous No.57260905]

>>57259983
its not the SEC's business how Blackrock technically implements this, they only give the greenlight that it is allowed

if Blackrock goes bankrupt because they only have 90% of the underlying coins, and everyone redeems their coins at the same time, its their problem, because they technically shorted the market (unknowingly or intentionally). this is simply a question a of risk-management. the penalty (that this isnt "allowed™") is just a fee on top of that

[Anonymous No.57261045]

>>57259422
>>57259779
looks like you still can't calculate what 10 minutes mean, must be sad being crippled with retardation :(

[Anonymous No.57261290]

I was almost goinna invest 30k bros. Dodged a fucking bullet.

[Anonymous No.57263166]

Lol

[Anonymous No.57263979]

>>57260905
yes it is. SEC set out explicit rules try searching you lazy cunt

[Anonymous No.57264193]

>>57259685
weekend pump while market is closed.

[Anonymous No.57264218]

he responded to the question people are wondering about but i dont know what he means

[Anonymous No.57264235]

trade history/orders started freaking out as soon as market closed? anyone else see this

[Anonymous No.57264249]

>>57264235
that money is open up for grabs