/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57257516]

CPI edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration-transcript
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57252445

[Anonymous No.57257525]

>>57257516
Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.57257529]

Now that BTC is officially an ETF stock can we soon expect XRP to also be an ETF stock? Since they are the only 2 crypto's with clarity?

[Anonymous No.57257533]

split threads = bullish

[Anonymous No.57257543]

yoy is ABHORRENTLY BAD
Imagine 3,4% with 5,25-5,5% rates after two years of high inflation.>>57255194 (You)
CATASTROPHICALLY BAD

[Anonymous No.57257549]

>>57257529
I think we get a simultaneous Link/ETH ETF desu. Then probably our first meme etf like Doge or Shib. Only then XRP.

[Anonymous No.57257557]

>>57257549
>link
Kek baggie

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57257569]

fucking retards split threads, and now i don't know which one is getting pruned, and which one is going to be recycled because of laziness and disregard for continuity of the archive. fuck you people, i'll be back once you get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.57257571]

either we pump on opening or it's slurp time

[Anonymous No.57257575]

>>57257569
damn we should split threads more often

[Anonymous No.57257583]

>>57257569
pretty sure the one that actually says /smg/ is the safe bet

[Anonymous No.57257584]

Sell bonds and buy equity!!

[Anonymous No.57257588]

>>57257569
Credit where credit is due, you called hot inflation yesterday. Now we see if you were right about failed 30's auction

[Anonymous No.57257590]

>>57257575
retards can be with retard op

[Anonymous No.57257591]

>CPI up
>indices shrug it off

oh we're so going to get another bullrun

[Anonymous No.57257602]

>>57257591
nobody gives a fuck about inflation bro we will pump to 480 on SPY today

[Anonymous No.57257604]

>>57257451
If you can day trade, you're already behind the curve if you have to ask. Should have been buying last night. I dunno, depends on how the banks decide to play with the CPI jitters.

>>57257516
>>57257490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru0K8uYEZWw

[Anonymous No.57257605]

>>57257516
So when people talk about a 'fed pivot' they were actually referring to when the fed has to raise rates more after claiming they were done raising rates?
Pivotards just keep winning

[Anonymous No.57257625]

>>57257591
There is that outside chance that the US is actually full of people working for a living and things are going well for them. The Elon decades may be upon us.

[Anonymous No.57257627]

>>57257569
easy there baggot, drink some coffee to relax, maybe have your gook wife peg you

[Anonymous No.57257650]

>>57257605
Pivotards just regurgitate what CNBC says, which means they are painfully unaware they are consuming propaganda meant to fleece retail investors.

[Anonymous No.57257677]

>>57257605
I for one am glad I hel my QQQ puts! I predicted the government lying for christmas rally form november.

[Anonymous No.57257680]

are you anons going to buy that new bitcoin etf? I don't get it, why would you buy an ETF when you can simply buy bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.57257684]

>>57257625
>things are going well for them
or some people are just too retarded to see when its bad

[Anonymous No.57257695]

>>57257680
Options + IRA.
I'm doing both.

[Anonymous No.57257703]

>>57257680
You can put it in your IRA and have tax free exposure to crypto

[Anonymous No.57257705]

>>57257516
congratulations on finally being able to talk about bitcoin!

[Anonymous No.57257723]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57257728]

>>57257705
..."yay"

[Anonymous No.57257729]

>Fuck your pension, Fuck your stocks, Fuck your bonds, Fuck your estate. Fuck your calls, Fuck your mortgage, Fuck your education, Fuck your job, Fuck your bank, Fuck your brokerage, Fuck your health.
H I G H E R F O R L O N G E R

[Anonymous No.57257732]

>>57257684
Lowest debt to household in decades. I wouldn't want to be a budget maker at a state government, or in DC, but the average faggot is doing just fine.
Sales are up, jobs are steady, industry has a target for goods, new wealth being created, new pretend wealth being created.
Rockets to the moon, LITERALLY.
Trump Economy can't be stopped, even by Biden/Harris incompetence.

[Anonymous No.57257734]

>>57257705
congratulations on turning your "currency", that was supposed to revolutionize the entire financial system, into an asset being traded on wallstreet now.

[Anonymous No.57257737]

>Unexpected numbers

Yeah right lmao, they are just duping retail at every turn. They knew exactly what was going to happen

[Anonymous No.57257740]

So was the bullrun officially cancelled today, mumubros

[Anonymous No.57257744]

>>57257732
>Lowest debt to household in decades.
no one can even afford a house

[Anonymous No.57257752]

>>57257737
I also expected them to lower after those numbers (left), but goddamn, consooooom + rent

[Anonymous No.57257760]

>>57257744
>mom, why can't I have a central park penthouse?
>what do you mean I have to live in the town where my grandpa lived??
>who will see my new IphoneX84-3 if I don't have a Starbucks!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

[Anonymous No.57257764]

>>57257752
Wait no, it's on the right, after Dec.12. since it's december report.

[Anonymous No.57257770]

>>57257729
>H I G H E R F O R L O N G E R
>announces rate cuts

[Anonymous No.57257775]

>>57257760
do you own a house?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57257779]

>>57257627
she's in korea

>>57257588
grandma yellen is about to increase the number of 30 year bonds in circulation by almost 50%.
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/preanre/2024/A_20240104_4.pdf
I'll let morons buy and watch the rate cuts get pushed out further and further while their accounts get smaller and smaller.

[Anonymous No.57257783]

>>57257734
currencies are dumb, for revolution bullshit see eth fags.

[Anonymous No.57257784]

>>57257770
Powell is a bitch. He's soft because of Yellen and the US debt. He's getting squeezed. The squozzen hasn't been squizzled yet

[Anonymous No.57257796]

Bobros...we might be eating good this year

>t.shorted nasdaq with a x20 LEV

[Anonymous No.57257800]

>>57257744
Millennials and zoomies can't afford houses
The boomers however have 2+ per family so it averages out.

>>57257729
Mr. Moneyprinter doesn't have the balls to fix this. Inflation is entrenched in the system and it isn't gonna get fixed by Jpow. It might get fixed by a major recession, but not by him.

[Anonymous No.57257802]

>>57257784
>>57257770
We are absolutely seeing rate cuts by mid March.
That's not bullish.

[Anonymous No.57257804]

>>57257779
>I'll let morons buy and watch the rate cuts get pushed out further and further while their accounts get smaller and smaller.
Based

[Anonymous No.57257806]

>>57257770
>Jobs strong.
>Inflation higher.
>Rate cuts.
Anon... I.

[Anonymous No.57257813]

>>57257802
If you mean because of jobs (ISM) and debt, then yes. Not because of CPI.

[Anonymous No.57257815]

>>57257680
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.57257816]

>>57257796
>x20 LEV
faith and begorrah!

[Anonymous No.57257831]

>>57257775
Looks about 4 years early to me.
Ehh. Most of them locked in at 3% in 18-20. You can't buy because you didn't buy. Now everyone's locked in. You're out a cycle, no biggie.
They are out there, you'll just have to put some labor in to get them up to full value.

[Anonymous No.57257835]

>>57257680
> I don't get it, why would you buy an ETF when you can simply buy bitcoin?
We need that ETF to properly create a 1000 to 1 paperbitcoin to actual bitcoin ratio

[Anonymous No.57257836]

Higher
Longer
Faster
Stronger

[Anonymous No.57257838]

>>57257815
Heh wow an in that was epic! Your webbum even had my favorite “Pepe the frog” meme in there!

[Anonymous No.57257848]

>>57257831
>You can't buy
I already own a house.

[Anonymous No.57257857]

>>57257831
>You're out a cycle,
Most of us will be 40 by the next cycle.

[Anonymous No.57257868]

>>57257848
>incentive to build tall is bad
Just build tall, faggot. Sell concrete and insulted townhomes with nice views and no less than 2 full baths.
>noo, incentive to do things is bad for an economy

[Anonymous No.57257869]

TSLA is so fucked.

[Anonymous No.57257884]

>>57257869
Yes. Approaching bear territory dropping below $200 in the next few weeks

[Anonymous No.57257886]

>>57257868
>build tall
...wat? who are you even talking to?

[Anonymous No.57257889]

>>57257869
Short with a x10 leverage and hold it until 2025

[Anonymous No.57257897]

>>57257886
>EVERYTHING IS BAD RUN TO THE HILLS!
no, you just need to work
>BUT THIS IS AN ECONOMY, YOU CAN'T EXPECT IT TO HAVE INCENTIVES IN SECTORS?!?

[Anonymous No.57257899]

CPI IS OUT OF CONTROL BUTTON ALL THE HATCHES!

[Anonymous No.57257909]

>>57257899
What were the numbers?

[Anonymous No.57257912]

>>57257897
oh... oh no, he's busted.

[Anonymous No.57257910]

>>57257869
EV market was never sustainable. Hertz wants out, badly. Nobody outside of toy-addicted consoomers want an EV

[Anonymous No.57257917]

What has NVDA actually done with AI?

[Anonymous No.57257920]

>>57257909
>69

[Anonymous No.57257924]

>>57257909
not too good

[Anonymous No.57257931]

I sold MARA yesterday so of course it's gonna pump today

[Anonymous No.57257932]

uhm, why aren't the futures crashing, there were terrible news

[Anonymous No.57257935]

>>57257917
went out on stage during earnings and said it was a million-billion-quazillion dollar industry

[Anonymous No.57257939]

MY ANUS IS PREPARED OPEN THE MARKET NOW

[Anonymous No.57257945]

>>57257912
>he doesn't agree with my negging narrative and is going meta on me
>must be a bot
lol, don't you need to be checking stockwits?

[Anonymous No.57257946]

>>57257909
69/420
Stagflation has given way to cumflation

[Anonymous No.57257947]

I like making money

[Anonymous No.57257953]

how can nvidia just go up forever tell me bros is this cisco dotcom all over again people who buy at these prices will wait 20 years to break even?

[Anonymous No.57257967]

AN OFFICE LADY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.57257974]

>>57257967
did you see up her skirt?

[Anonymous No.57257977]

>>57257953
stfu nigga just buy NVDA and stop asking questions

[Anonymous No.57257980]

>>57257910
Maybe, but Tesla is a lot more than just a car manufacturer.

[Anonymous No.57257989]

>>57257953
it has what ai craves.

[Anonymous No.57257994]

>>57257974
I did. Superman undies.

[Anonymous No.57258004]

sentiment today fellas?

>>57257869
why

[Anonymous No.57258005]

>>57257977
based.
>>57257953
>bros is this cisco dotcom
you just had a massive tech pullback. its over. dotcom isnt going to happen again memer.

[Anonymous No.57258008]

almost back to cpi levels. what a dogshit algo market, lmao

[Anonymous No.57258011]

>>57257994
....bullish

[Anonymous No.57258017]

>>57257910
They're renting it at premium prices. No shit it's not hot. That's not TSLA's mistake.

[Anonymous No.57258024]

Gonna rope if BTC takes off while my stocks tank on inflation data n

[Anonymous No.57258031]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57258032]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.57258034]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57258039]

OH NO

[Anonymous No.57258040]

>>57258031

[Anonymous No.57258046]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57258047]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57258048]

ARMCHADS ARE YOU READY?!?

[Anonymous No.57258057]

what the fuck are those

[Anonymous No.57258064]

>>57257910
protip here: invest in chink EV makers. they are starting to expand onto the european market in 2024 with absolutely brutal price undercuts which will only grow more severe when overengineered and overpriced german shitboxes are totally out of reach for middle class customers and incentives to replace ICEs with EVs strengthen

[Anonymous No.57258066]

pls tell me cathie got approved to have a bitcoin etf

[Anonymous No.57258072]

>>57258040
AAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DID JOE BIDEN DO THIS TO ME

[Anonymous No.57258074]

what is fuck

[Anonymous No.57258077]

>>57258032
>>57258034
>>57258047
>>57258046
Do you fags have nothing better to do

[Anonymous No.57258081]

>>57257953
we literally entered another age of mankind, and nvidia is leading the change

[Anonymous No.57258086]

>>57258077
I AM LOSING MONEY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT (also, no)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57258089]

>>57258004
>sentiment today fellas?
in my opinion today is going to be full of people arguing and yelling at each other over their own inabilities to not be complete fucking failures at everything.

[Anonymous No.57258091]

>>57258077
Yes.

[Anonymous No.57258093]

He sold?

[Anonymous No.57258096]

>>57258089
sounds like your home

[Anonymous No.57258099]

Baggie what should i buy

[Anonymous No.57258100]

>>57258077
if you absolutely have to pretend to be a newfag, at least post anime girls

[Anonymous No.57258103]

>>57258091
Dumb Essex poster.

[Anonymous No.57258128]

>>57258103
n-no you!

[Anonymous No.57258130]

Yeah, this is no market

[Anonymous No.57258134]

I wonder how baggies’ TLT puts are doing right now. Hopefully he didn’t blow up his account for being an idiot again.

[Anonymous No.57258155]

The market now pumps on higher CPI because high inflation = high stocks
because they know he won't hike. The best Powell can do is hold longer, but since he's a bitch they don't care.

[Anonymous No.57258163]

>bad CPI news
>all green
hmm

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57258166]

>>57258134
wait till 1pm

[Anonymous No.57258188]

>>57258163
Shelter was the main portion of the CPI. And we all know that lags that hardest. Lower rates incoming, enjoy your stock market crash after Q1.

[Anonymous No.57258197]

>>57258166
Auctions are overrated. Don’t be stupid.

[Anonymous No.57258203]

>>57258134
>>57258166
I want to hear both of your arguments. Why would TLT/TMF rip up or crash?

[Anonymous No.57258210]

How the fuck am I supposed to get a gf through online dating when I absolutely hate trying to be a funny jester via texting which always fail because the form of communication is fucking awful god damn it

[Anonymous No.57258228]

>>57258210
it's not you, it's the nigerian scammer figuring out that you are poor

[Anonymous No.57258231]

Should've listened. Heh

[Anonymous No.57258234]

SOXL 02/02/2024 20.00 C, Worth holding or selling today?

[Anonymous No.57258237]

>>57258210
just be physically attractive, then it's easy as shit

[Anonymous No.57258242]

I always either sell way too soon or not soon enough.

[Anonymous No.57258249]

Now that spot bitcoin can be traded on the stock market, it’s literally a stock now and all crypto discussion is fair game in this thread.

[Anonymous No.57258254]

>>57258237
I am an attractive guy evident by the fact that I get a ton of matches, but even still. I hate the conversation part

[Anonymous No.57258255]

Iran’s navy seized what it calls “a US oil tanker” on Thursday in the Sea of Oman that once was at the center of a major crisis between Tehran and Washington, officials told AP.
The vessel was once known as the Suez Rajan and had been involved in a yearlong dispute that ultimately saw the US Justice Department seize 1 million barrels of Iranian crude oil on it.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/7/19/us-demands-iran-free-seized-ship-vows-to-protect-gulf
https://twitter.com/IranIntl_

[Anonymous No.57258257]

My SPY puts are fucked
Fuck this clown market

[Anonymous No.57258262]

>>57258210
My go to line was "Do you want to see my world of warcraft character?", it worked surprisingly well. You have to set up a date or get her number within the first 7 messages or the conversation will die.

[Anonymous No.57258268]

>ChatGPT will lie, cheat and use insider trading when under pressure to make money, research shows per LiveScience.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57258273]

>>57258203
higher supply, lower demand simple as

[Anonymous No.57258274]

>>57258242
Literally me

[Anonymous No.57258300]

>>57257868
>build tall
They'll flood it with niggers living on gibs and charge twice what they do now.
It's not building, it's immigration. There are ten times as many illegals in the country as we're short housing units.

[Anonymous No.57258303]

>breakout bar to the downside on NQ
>immediately gets reversed back up
I'm sick of this retarded bullshit

[Anonymous No.57258326]

Are we closing green or red
No, crab and yellow is not a candlestick color

[Anonymous No.57258329]

>>57258257
eh idk its sort of trending down a bit still. could end red.

[Anonymous No.57258330]

>>57258242
Literally me rn. Microsoft option validated, and now it's dumping

[Anonymous No.57258339]

>>57258326
snib

[Anonymous No.57258352]

HERE IT COMES
TO THE SAFETY TUNNELS !

[Anonymous No.57258360]

Are there any reliable brokers for longing/shorting Bitcoin now? Are the ETFs actually traded at true BTC value or how are they determined?

[Anonymous No.57258375]

>>57258203
There’s more demand than there is supply. Baggie is stuck on last years narrative and is forgetting the BTFP is ending and therefore is not realizing the lack of collateral we are starting to face.

[Anonymous No.57258376]

WTF is UVXYs problem?

[Anonymous No.57258378]

>>57258339
bastard

[Anonymous No.57258379]

Did the btc etf actually get approved? What's the ticker?

[Anonymous No.57258384]

>>57258375
BTFP?

[Anonymous No.57258385]

>red on my slurping day
just as intended

[Anonymous No.57258392]

>>57258300
>waaah waaaaaaaah
Unless you're organizing your storm squads, supply units, depot control, comms management, medical, and munitions manufacturing, you're just bitching about the source of the need for solution.
And that, despite the glee you get from dopamine of seeing your words in print, or (you), should make you sick of yourself, if it's as bad as you claim.

[Anonymous No.57258394]

STOP FUCKING GOING UP YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.57258404]

OH N-

[Anonymous No.57258408]

>>57258384
Bank Term Funding Program. Ya know the reason we didn’t get our systemic banking crash last year?

[Anonymous No.57258412]

>>57258384
Temporary money printing exclusively for jews.

[Anonymous No.57258416]

>microsoft still pumping
This is a monopoly now, right?

[Anonymous No.57258422]

Literally every time I go short to catch this down move the next fucking bar shoots up at least 15 god damn points.

[Anonymous No.57258429]

>>57258408
Those fuckers got me good with the SVB bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57258431]

>>57258392
That is the fundamental problem and no matter what you do you cannot overcome their desire to cram all of Africa into the US. You're sacrificing everything else for utility monsters.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57258435]

>>57258375
oh so the diversity hires are going to load up on these long term treasury securities, and cause another half dozen banks to collapse and get bought up by Jaimie Dimon for pennies on the dollar again

[Anonymous No.57258439]

>BTC

Yeah fucking killing myself, fuck this scam shit, every dumb normie and their mothers transgender uncle bought the news and is making cash while im rotting away with stock filth trading significantly below moving average.
Im fucking out

[Anonymous No.57258445]

>>57258416
nah. it competes with googl, amzn, and aapl and steam. impossible to be a monopoly right now.

[Anonymous No.57258453]

>>57258435
Are jews not also diversity hires?

[Anonymous No.57258466]

>>57258431
>you
>they
>you
>you
We is a code word for someone else, apparently.

[Anonymous No.57258467]

>>57258416
They switched the font up in Office. BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.57258468]

>>57258429
Got me good too. But it’s ok, I was able to catch close to the bottom in TLT, when rates were hitting 5%. I mean how much lower does Baggie want Bonds to go? It’s been one of the worst bear markets in bonds in a very long time

[Anonymous No.57258485]

>>57258435
I suddenly feel like I should cover my bank shorts.

[Anonymous No.57258489]

>>57258468
Hold on is Baggie that one weird bond king guy on youtube?

[Anonymous No.57258490]

>>57258379
There's a bunch
ARKB
HODL (lol)
FBTC
IBIT
GBTC
BITB
Etc.

[Anonymous No.57258496]

The entire market is being absorbed into NVDA
This is bound to end well

[Anonymous No.57258500]

>>57257931
>selling MARA before the ETF starts trading

[Anonymous No.57258502]

>>57258467
MSFT 500$

[Anonymous No.57258504]

Ya timing the market again, son?

[Anonymous No.57258516]

>>57258489
Even I don’t think baggie is that retarded.

[Anonymous No.57258520]

>>57258489
Kek, Steven Van Retard being Baggie would be very, very funny

[Anonymous No.57258539]

>>57258504
When is the vanguard bitcoin etf going to drop?
I need something else besides MGK to buy

[Anonymous No.57258604]

Hot inflation is bullish

[Anonymous No.57258614]

>>57258490
>ARKB
50.65 no options
>HODL (lol)
55.51 no options
>FBTC
44.00 no options
>IBIT
29.13 no options
>GBTC
42.90 no options
>BITB
27.85 no options

WHERE ARE THE CRYPTO DERIVATIVES
>>57258489
No, Jeff isn't a fat jew.
>BITB

[Anonymous No.57258616]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57258622]

SAVE sisters I sold

[Anonymous No.57258637]

>>57258539
Vanguard may move slow, but it's only because they dont have to move for anybody.

[Anonymous No.57258658]

Why is nobody panicking
Maybe my chart is glitching

[Anonymous No.57258672]

>>57258658
the only people panicking are those who bought nvidia at 550

[Anonymous No.57258678]

I'm financially ruined

[Anonymous No.57258681]

YO IT’S TANKING WTF HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.57258683]

Opened my FHSA. What to invest it in?
Thinking a whole market ETF without distributions. Don't want to bother with reinvesting dividends and I can't withdraw the money anyway.

[Anonymous No.57258693]

>>57258683
BITB and LLAP calls.

[Anonymous No.57258700]

I bought 10k worth of IBIT. I may be the dumbest poster here.

[Anonymous No.57258704]

>>57258658
Bond auction at 1pm could cause a deluge if it fails

[Anonymous No.57258706]

>>57258681
this is just temporary the bull market will rage on

[Anonymous No.57258709]

>>57258658
I already lost it all on Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.57258712]

>hold stocks for years
>all they do is go down
fuck this gay shit

[Anonymous No.57258718]

Here we go boys

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57258723]

>>57258614
which one of these has the lowest (((fees)))

[Anonymous No.57258728]

>>57258658
I got my nuts slapped so many times by the market I don't give a FUCK.

[Anonymous No.57258751]

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
IS IT WW3 AGAIN??

[Anonymous No.57258761]

i am officially fomoing into SOXS

[Anonymous No.57258767]

>>57258723
All of the fundamentals and everything on my broker are blank, I think the Filipinos haven't had time to type them in yet.

[Anonymous No.57258773]

dumping on no news fr

[Anonymous No.57258778]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57258780]

>>57258751
>All my MIC taking a huge shit
No, probably not, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.57258785]

I didn't sell my puts and now they're going down

[Anonymous No.57258788]

>>57258210
just invite her to meet up right away.

[Anonymous No.57258789]

ALL
SECTORS
RED

My NATGAS and OIL are green tho.
Imagine being a
NO
NATGAS
AND
OIL
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57258798]

Bye bye gains
I hardly knew ye
It’s just money, right?

[Anonymous No.57258799]

>>57258614
options are never available on day 1. wait a week

[Anonymous No.57258811]

>>57258693
The level of reading comprehension...
/smg/ is ded. The poos have won.

[Anonymous No.57258822]

>>57258798

[Anonymous No.57258826]

Google and Microsoft bros, will we stay green today

[Anonymous No.57258829]

hey mumu

[Anonymous No.57258836]

>>57258811
Obviously I'm being sarcastic.
If you want real advice: Just buy SPY.
If you want to play macro: cheap durable goods insurance companies like ACIC.

[Anonymous No.57258845]

>>57258712
Buy big companies like Lockheed, Caterpillar, MSFT, Apple, NVDA, Broadcom. Buy every month. Look at the portfolio in 10 years, +2000%. What the hell did you even buy bro? Why do people insist on buying unverified crap when you can get guaranteed BIG gains just by buying what I wrote

[Anonymous No.57258852]

>>57258761
Me too, which means that we are going to crab for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.57258854]

>>57258683
I think you're looking for mutual funds or a bond account that auto rolls.

[Anonymous No.57258855]

>>57258789
ENERGY SECTOR
back in the green. I only hold futures prices based ETFs though.

[Anonymous No.57258872]

>>57258700
Why? I was thinking of doing exactly the same thing.

[Anonymous No.57258876]

>>57258845
Nvidia is a meme, Apple will enter secular decline this year if they haven't already, Broadcom and Microsoft are effectively a holding companies now (and not particularly good ones.) MIC will rug you.
CAT might not be a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.57258901]

Alright I think that was it.

[Anonymous No.57258912]

>>57258872
It's only 10k and I'm curious what will happen to it over the next decade.

[Anonymous No.57258919]

>>57258255
Old news. Why are you posting this?

[Anonymous No.57258928]

>>57258852
>>57258761
>they fomo'ed

[Anonymous No.57258932]

>>57258901
This is just a pullback, the down trend is going to continue

[Anonymous No.57258933]

>>57258700
I had my finger on the buy button then thought wtf am I doing. Fucking my wife in the am has saved me so much money bros.

[Anonymous No.57258936]

>>57258901
>it
IT WHAT???
IT *IT* ???
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT

[Anonymous No.57258954]

>>57258936

[Anonymous No.57258965]

>>57258836
Ultra maroon.

[Anonymous No.57258992]

>>57258928
Yup, thats why its going back up!

[Anonymous No.57259016]

I survived the big stock market crash of 2024

[Anonymous No.57259029]

reminder that this gigadump is a literal nothingburger because it's not about fedman potentially *raising* rates, which we already got over in back in november, but just the market being retarded because he *might* not cut them as fast as the monkeybrains thought
find nice interest-rate sensitive names getting close to some major support meme lines and start getting some negative slippage in
we may dump further tomorrow but that should be it and we should start seeing some crabbing until fedman pumps us again at the end of the month
buy the dips, keep your trading very strategic until we get closer to fedman week, do NOT fall for the bear trap

[Anonymous No.57259034]

Is it rugging?

[Anonymous No.57259036]

>>57259016
>TFW you lived through 87, 01, 08, 20, 22, and 24

[Anonymous No.57259041]

>>57258876
I am not talking about trading but about investing in a stable manner. You select a couple of companies that are actually good and you keep investing. You are guaranteed massive profits. I started investing in 2012 and wow have a look at that... MSFT, NVDA, Apple, and whatnot is up by a truly huge amount. I invest only a very small part of my salary and yet the gains have transformed it into a pretty nice sum.
Yes, the markets experience some dips but ultimately only ever go up. It is the safest way to make a lot of money

[Anonymous No.57259047]

>>57259016
I didn't survive the 2024 China stock market crash.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57259053]

>>57259029
Yes fight the F.E.D., retards. Fight them with everything you have because you're right and they are wrong!

[Anonymous No.57259063]

>>57259036
You're ancient. You will NOT survive the next stock market crash.

[Anonymous No.57259066]

>>57259029
Go ahead and buy ATH of the bubble after hot data print and paused high rates

[Anonymous No.57259067]

>>57259041
Those were all radically different companies ten years ago.

[Anonymous No.57259080]

>>57259036
I was here for
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973%E2%80%931974_stock_market_crash
too.

[Anonymous No.57259083]

-1.33%
it's over guys, I am bankrupt

[Anonymous No.57259084]

I'm getting heemed.

Now there's a thing I haven't said in months.

[Anonymous No.57259093]

>>57259063
No, see, it's my curse to survive them. Please help.

[Anonymous No.57259100]

How do I stop gambling options when the market becomes volatile? I lost like 200 bucks in the last 2 hours

[Anonymous No.57259102]

>>57259041
>terminator 1 was released in 1984

[Anonymous No.57259111]

>>57259093
Heh...

[Anonymous No.57259114]

>>57259100
Gamble on long term options instead.

[Anonymous No.57259130]

>Sold the bottom of the crash

oh wow

[Anonymous No.57259135]

Looks like the NATGAS storage report was BULLISH.

[Anonymous No.57259137]

What kind of a fucking retard would buy print like this?

[Anonymous No.57259138]

Why are you guys freaking out about a 0.50% swing

[Anonymous No.57259143]

>>57259102
nice

[Anonymous No.57259147]

>>57259066
they
are
not
raising
rates

[Anonymous No.57259149]

>He thinks treasury bond yields have peaked.

[Anonymous No.57259153]

>>57259102
Bloody hell, don't say that.

NVDAbros, feels bad to DCA at this level but it has to be done

[Anonymous No.57259160]

>>57259114
Yes but how do I stop the addiction? I literally lose money every single time

[Anonymous No.57259166]

I might short Nvidia again.

[Anonymous No.57259175]

>>57259166
at $550 right?

[Anonymous No.57259177]

I am financially in a lot of pain.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57259179]

>>57259147
So, like do you have a source on that?

[Anonymous No.57259182]

>>57258854
Yup. GIC's or bond funds would be fine. Anything slow and safe. This is not a get rich account.
This cash is locked in for 15 years because fuck buying a home in Canada with a mortgage.

[Anonymous No.57259194]

>>57259175
Probably somewhere around there. I want to play with the new clang shader language a little first though.

[Anonymous No.57259199]

>>57259177
>I am financially in a lot of pain.
Guess how I feel. I've been up 0.5% and down 3% today

[Anonymous No.57259205]

>>57259160
skill issue

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57259221]

anybody see that Mark Meta is selling his shares in his data mining company?

[Anonymous No.57259222]

>>57259041
>NVDA
in a bubble for the last 2 years
>Apple
world's most successful MLM scheme
>MSFT
makes increasingly retarded acquisitions

if you're gonna invest, make an effort to actually diversify instead of dumping all your savings into a handful of meme FAGMAN corporations

[Anonymous No.57259224]

10Y to 8%. Just liquidate everything idgaf.

[Anonymous No.57259236]

>>57259205
>skill issue
Give me a serious fucking answer anon

[Anonymous No.57259242]

>>57259160
either get gud at it or just stop, there is no magic pill for addiction

[Anonymous No.57259251]

>>57259222
>world's most successful MLM scheme
It's really pretty incredible how they managed to get everyone to buy into that. It absolutely killed my trust in closed source software vendors.

[Anonymous No.57259252]

>>57259242
Ok I promise I'll stop if msft reaches 390 again. Then I'm at net zero

[Anonymous No.57259255]

>>57259177
yes

[Anonymous No.57259268]

>>57259252
>I'll stop if
Oh you're doing that.
No. If a strategy is unexpectedly losing money stop doing it immediately because it obviously doesn't work. Take the loss, collect your notes from the failure, and come up with a new strategy.

[Anonymous No.57259278]

>bought the bottom before the pump
>sold the top
>shorted the top
Easy gains. Just stop being retarded.

[Mairon No.57259284]

Jesus Christ is clsk and wulf complete garbage

[Anonymous No.57259288]

sold some intc because i wanted to buy bitcoin. wasn't allowed to. bought etf's instead.

[Anonymous No.57259289]

>CHINA

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

[Anonymous No.57259298]

>Every CNBC ad has been a Bitcoin ETF ad

[Anonymous No.57259302]

>>57259278
What is your secret?

[Anonymous No.57259305]

I'm FOMOing into nintendo

[Anonymous No.57259327]

>>57259298
Ey Tone can you believe this shit was 25 years ago?

[Anonymous No.57259329]

>>57259302
he's doing it in market replay

[Anonymous No.57259330]

>>57259268
>strategy
Anon, i...

[Anonymous No.57259340]

>>57259302
Embracing the clown while being aware of its shortcomings.

Also 13x turbo certs with all my savings.

[Anonymous No.57259347]

>>57259160
Do it, short that overvalued garbage to the ground.

[Anonymous No.57259359]

>didn't sell my mara calls at open
this the type of shit that makes me wanna shoot up heroin

[Anonymous No.57259366]

Moves of the day:

1. Sold PG at open
2. Bought DUOL

I feel more bullish on duo after they axed staff and went deeper into AI. It's risky but everyone I've spoken with seems to laugh about subs but then when you mention that Duolingo's upcoming model will have you being able to roleplay conversations like buying a coffee they stop.

[Anonymous No.57259367]

>>57259359
thanks for playing, bud

[Mairon No.57259372]

>>57259359
Kill me

[Anonymous No.57259396]

Swingtrading over the week is literally free money and I legitimately do not understand why burgers don't do this.

Stop hunting some gay and retarded stocks that will never 150381058% up. Just open up an euro broker account and trade turbo certs on volatile weeks.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57259403]

>>57259359
there's still time to buy TLT puts before the 1pm crash

[Anonymous No.57259426]

>COIN
oversold to shit
jfc did no one read the etfs' filings?

[Anonymous No.57259428]

Next Friday soxl calls now?

[Anonymous No.57259452]

We are officially in a bear market.
SP500 to be sub 4000 EOY. You heard it here first

[Anonymous No.57259461]

>>57259426
Anon, the whole market is selling. Nothing is detached at the moment.

[Anonymous No.57259465]

>>57259396
the spread on those are insane

[Anonymous No.57259466]

next
>>57259435
>>57259435
>>57259435

[Anonymous No.57259506]

>>57259466
Early bake...

[Anonymous No.57259530]

>>57259461
>everything's dumping
>SPY -0.5
>COIN: -3.6

[Anonymous No.57259570]

shit bake this thread will never reach bump limit

[Anonymous No.57259575]

>>57258845
>Apple and nvidia pulled most of that 2000% and will DEFINITELY do it again over the next 10 years.

[Anonymous No.57259615]

I bought MARA and it immediately started dumping. I'm sorry bros...

[Anonymous No.57260126]

...still some life left in this thread

[Anonymous No.57260605]

>>57260126
I concur

[Anonymous No.57260912]

>>57260126
It seems to need more
NATGAS
and
OIL

[Anonymous No.57261209]

>>57260912
and sweat