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I’m terminally ill. I’ve been making burial arrangements so my wife and kids don’t have to deal with it after I die. I was talking with the guy who’s going to create my headstone and was thinking of putting my BTC wallet address and QR code on it so that visitors can deposit BTC when visiting my grave in the future. it will help generate revenue for my wife and kids and future descendants. Is this a good business plan? Any other crypto I should leave addresses for?

>> No.57254115

>>57254086
Sorry to hear about this friend. Dont worry, just honestly accept Jesus and you will have eternal life and will be rejoined with your wife and kids.

As an alternative approach, you could donate you skeleton to a frat house. Put a QR Code on your skeleton and have it pull up a webpage talking about your life....
Make the frat sign a waiver stating that in exchange for your skeleton that they need to include your skeleton in all frat (co-ed) parties and take pictures with you with funny hat on, sunglasses, cigar, etc. This way your skeleton will have lots of pics with young pretty girls.

>> No.57254128

>>57254086
This is actually smart as fuck as people would donate due to the memetic potential.

Also i am sorry about your illness frend.

>> No.57254142

>>57254086
Idk, how often do people really visit people's graves? I don't expect anyone to ever really visit mine, but maybe I'm just not super loved/popular.

>> No.57254152

>>57254115
the heck?

rest in rip anyway op

>> No.57254154

>>57254086
Sorry man

All those times I probably called you a faggot, I didn't mean it. It was just jokes bro. RIP.

>> No.57254161

>>57254115
Do this for sure

>> No.57254174

Put a signed pgp message on your headstone and burn the private key. No one will be able to read the message until quantum computers crack sha256. When they finally decrypt your message it reads:

"I hope you bought QANX!"

>> No.57254181

>>57254086
I am so sorry. I hope you can spend good moments with your family. Tell them how much they mean to you.

>> No.57254245

>>57254115
good idea anon.

>> No.57254297

>>57254086
Hope it doesn't hurt anon. Is it a relief? Dying I mean? I often think being told I had very few months to live would bring me peace.

>> No.57254499

>>57254086
This is a pretty novel idea anon I hope it works out to help your family.

also sorry about your illness.

>> No.57254527

This makes me wonder if addresses might change in the future in a way that might make the old addresses insecure and not work anymore. I wonder if that could be true or not. I’m not sure how it might work. Maybe a backup would be a url that lcould link to page. Maybe both url and BtC address /we code? Not sure how I would do it.

>> No.57254566

>>57254086
that fuckin blows brougham
i hope you can find solace before you die. I believe in God and an afterlife; whether or not you believe in it, I think you're going there.
out of morbid curiosity, and in the spirit of this retarded website, what are you dying of? i thought a lot about dying when i was diagnosed with cancer a few years ago and it took a long time to accept the possible outcomes

>> No.57254586

>>57254086
Fucking faggot lmao

>> No.57254705

>>57254086

Sorry to hear that anon.

>> No.57254717

>>57254086
Why don't you kill some people you don't like before you die? Do you just not have any energy or don't care anymore?

I've always imagined that if I found myself dying from cancer I would 9/11 an irs building.

>> No.57254789
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>> No.57254814

>>57254717
unfathomably based and killing people who actually deserve it for once instead of Fed Approved targets like walmarts

>> No.57254832

>>57254717
They would build another, bigger one from your taxes.

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57254851

>>57254086
Sorry to hear its terminal anon. Enjoy some ai art of a hamster on a tombstone and an abandon city in the background.

>> No.57255756

>>57254115
This is how you end up having pictures taken with a dick in your mouth for all eternity

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>>57254086
I'm sorry you got AIDS OP but really you should have thought about the consequences of taking so many loads in your anus.

>> No.57256101

>>57254086
You didnt get the vax did you??

>> No.57256106

>>57254086
>>57254115
>>57254128
>>57254142
>>57254152
>>57254154
>>57254161
>>57254174

inb4 OP posts his btc address and hopes for people already starting to donate to 'his wife and kids'

>> No.57256120

>>57254086
They charge per character on the headstone you're looking at a $20,000 headstone

>> No.57256123

>>57254717
If you think someone with a decade of internet history linking them to 4chan doing an act of literal domestic terrorism (I hate the IRS too) on the administrative state will longterm weaken it, in a fucking election year, you are literally the type of useful idiot that gives them basis to make their propaganda claims about the whole. Then they would in bipartisan spending bill get a new 400 million dollar headquarters with, increased headcount and justification for armory and whole new national security powers EXACTLY LIKE THEY GOT FROM 9/11 YOU FUCKING MORON. If you find out you are dying, don't ruin the world on your way out for personal cheap catharsis that fucks everyone else over for your own shortsighted retarded satisfaction. This is on par with the black guy being tried for battery jumping the bench and barely beating down the judge and now facing over 10 felony counts level of thinking, but worse because it fucks everyone you apparently are advocating for MASSIVELY just like every other retarded shooter has. You absolute moron.

>> No.57256135

>>57254086
Now is the time to accept Jesus into your life, and live every remaining day to your fullest. My condolences, anon. Just rest easy knowing that everyone here will ultimately suffer the same fate. Be calm and enjoy your family.

>> No.57256137

>>57256123
Shut up pussy

>> No.57256155

>>57256120
Also if you have a significant ammount you're doxing your wife while simultaneously advertising tharthere is no man around which could get her tortured for the seed phrase or a gold digger cucking your corpse

>> No.57256174

>>57254086
Research alternative cures, don't believe your doctor, this is more important than begging for crypto as a dead man, you're not thinking straight bro. Absolutely nobody will deposit anything into that, they won't even notice it

>> No.57256197

>>57256137
Double digit IQ heteronomous, slave to weak emotion fulfillment moron. You are by far the worst enemy constitutionalists/anti-authoritarians have ever had on the citizen, non-WEF/corporatist etc. level. You are the type of person the FBI masturbates to thinking about recruiting into a Whitmer-esque plot. Do the world a favor and spend the rest of your life sitting in a dark room by yourself.

>> No.57256202

>>57256123
it'll be kino and you know it

>> No.57256222
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>I wish i had... spent... more time.. ... trolling linkies

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57256235

>>57256197
SNEED
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>> No.57256246

>>57256202
You are literally the living worst's wet dream. This would be like a Palestinian leader deliberately releasing a film of himself brutalizing Israeli children to western media and talking about how it was such an epic own and troll, exactly when the public is very much not siding with Israel. No strategic concept and evil to kill what would amount to a randomly selected accountant and janitor or two anyways. In what way would that help anything or anyone whatsoever? It would be a huge headache for everyone here, would advance the national security state in every way and have a few random dudes doing low level jobs taken from their families. I agree they are evil for working there but that doesn't mean you aren't an also evil absolute retard.

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57256251

>>57254086
cryonics

get your ass to arizona and sign up with alcor

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>>57254115
fpbp

>> No.57256257

>>57256235
This board absolutely fucking sucks since the mass-zoomer migration post reddit purge. Hope you lose everything on a retarded ZIRP dependent multi-unit real estate leverage scheme you followed an influencer you are even stupider than to do and declare bankruptcy before 25. Lol

>> No.57256519

>>57254115
Brilliant

>> No.57256544

>>57254086
Sorry bro. Enjoy spending time with your family while it lasts. Your autism will be missed.

>> No.57256641

>>57254086
Literally just need to do urine therapy. It cures everything . Cured all my chronic issues and fast.

Urine is not waste like we’ve been lied to but ultra filtered blood plasma that has all our antibodies to cure anything

>> No.57256664

>>57254297
Not when you have kids. Leaving my children before they grow up is now one of my top fears. I have to start taking better care of myself.

>> No.57256708

>>57256257
Idk bro you kinda sound like a Reddit fag I’m sick of reading your 10,000 word posts. Eat a dick and fuck off, ok?

>> No.57256741

>>57254115
And also make sure you stipulate your sons gets into the frat. This is how generational wealth is built

>> No.57256763

good idea fren and godspeed

>> No.57256807

>>57254086
>I’ve been making burial arrangements so my wife and kids don’t have to deal with it after I die

That's what it's all about, you are a true man and I'm proud of your resolution. Death is not the end my fren, and yeah, I think it's a good idea.

>> No.57256837

>>57256123
Who cares faggot it would be awesome.

>> No.57256852

>>57256246
Holy shit this level of seethe.

>> No.57256871

>>57254717
This is how I imagine cia agent posts here

>> No.57257355

>>57256871
You wouldn’t be wrong desu
It’s one way you get added to their naught

>> No.57258265

>>57256664
That sucks anon. I wish you the least pain humanly possible and will say a prayer for your family.