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Im getting into crypto. I need to know how they move, how they behave, what affects them, etc.
How and where do I start

>> No.57245400

read the Bitcoin whitepaper

most people will get about halfway through, say fuck it, and invest in memecoins and lose all their money

read it and understand it.
If you can't, crypto isn't for you.

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>>57245372

>> No.57245414

>>57245372
>Long answer:
the most crucial parts of reading a crypto chart. Support levels in charts refer to a price level that the asset does not fall below for a fixed period. In contrast, resistance level refers to the price at which the asset is not expected to rise any higher. This is the level at which the sellers outnumber buyers in the market for a particular digital asset. Experts are known to suggest support and resistance levels to assist traders while taking positions in crypto.

>Short answer: jews

>> No.57245460

It's incredible how most women fall straight on their face whenever they trip or slip, almost as if they do not even have a single arm.

Is it just because of lack of strength in their arms to ease the momentum or what? I mean it's like watching an overgrown baby slip and fall

>> No.57245500

>>57245372
just buy the best tech
>sub second confirmation times
>zero fees
digital money (cryptocurrency) is the only usecase for this technology. anyone telling you about defi, web3, jpegs, or any other nonsense is retard, scammer, or well-poisoner. The answer is Nano (XNO) and everyone who doesn't have any will be very upset THIS year. they will look back and know they are retarded because it was so obvious.
>least error lowest latency

>> No.57245507

>>57245460
Her arm did react to brace the fall but it also slipped and bent like a noodle.

>> No.57245562

>>57245500
Lmao what's with all these ancient dead shitcoins thinking they can just change their name and somehow stay relevant?

>> No.57245580
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>>57245372
two rules of trading

when something is at a high price and green, you buy because it means it's a good asset

when something is at a low price and red, you sell because it means it's a bad asset

This is financial advice

>> No.57245607

>>57245562
just like X (twitter) right?

>> No.57245609

>>57245460
Instinct. They brace their fall with the least important part of the female body. The head.

>> No.57245621

>>57245372
Damn was not expecting that
Kek

>> No.57245625

>>57245609
kek true

>> No.57245631

>>57245460
using your arm to brace a fall is dumb tho, leads to broken wrists and arms. gotta learn how to tuck and roll out

>> No.57245634

>>57245580
This is how you lose.

>> No.57245650

>>57245372
>BITCH DOWN!

>> No.57245709

>>57245631
Braking your wrists/arms is 100 times better than splitting your head open, I'm sure you'd agree

>> No.57246029

>>57245372
hot

>> No.57246168

>>57245709
Just don't do either, just tuck your body in and jerk your neck away from the ground.

>> No.57246189

>>57245372
Y'all only think this is funny because it's a woman

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>>57245372
>Daintily walking around a soapy wet concrete in high heels for the gram
>Get brain damage

Stupid is as stupid does

>> No.57247597

>>57246189
if it was a non white male I would laugh too

>> No.57247605

>>57246189
>Y'all
nigger

>> No.57247616

>>57246189
>Y'all only think this is funny because it's a woman


Yes. The complete disregard for basic safety procedures in an attempt to flex was indeed funny.

>> No.57247631

>>57245372
Crypto works like pussy, the more you hit the more it gets sweeter. You keep on hitting with your funds till you cum. Remember, you don't just hit on every pussy, look well, suck well you'll love it.

>> No.57247650

>>57245372
Start with gambling and stake your dick

>> No.57247666

>>57245372
Explore many narratives else you'll regret sticking by one narrative

>> No.57247722

>>57245372
Airdrops

>> No.57247747

>>57245372
Buy shitcoins especially trending narratives, bury all you've gotten there.

>> No.57247760

>>57245372
Passive income.

>> No.57247767

>>57246189
It's funny because she was begging for attention. A modestly dressed girl slipping on ice on her way to class wouldnt be as entertaining. In the same vein, a shitsking paki guy trying to act gangster slipping would be funny.

>> No.57247774

>>57247666
For Oracles, go with SUPRA and LINK.

>> No.57247785

>>57245372
I fell like this slipping on ice once and broke my clavicle.

>> No.57247817

>>57247747
SUPRA TGE will be the biggest hit in crypto before the halving.

>> No.57247960

>>57247760
Examples?