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Stockade edition

>Educational sites:

>Financial TV Streams:




>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:


previous: >>57234812

>> No.57237021

have 20k to spend, shill me

>> No.57237037

BITW, sell in a week.

>> No.57237045


>> No.57237061
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I strongly dislike "Passive investors".

>> No.57237071

I thought crypto ETFs were illegal for now?

already balls deep

>> No.57237076

listen to
Microsoft is all in on AI. If you think the AI bubble has a good few more months left in it Microsoft is a no brainer.

>> No.57237079

crabbing cryptoshit

>> No.57237088

whatever you do don't invest in anything chinese. biggest piece of shit stocks actual definition of scam and getting burned. imagine market where every company is basically enron. that is the chinese piece of shit market. do not buy any of them they are cheap for a reason, are the companies good and chinese equivalent to american companies. absolutely but the stocks are dogshit and Xi will use your money to fund his invasion of taiwan leaving you homeless and addicted to fent.

>> No.57237091

>I thought crypto ETFs were illegal for now?
They are, but this one in particular had a massive drawdown as people pile into shit like GBTC.

Once Bitcoin is approved, Ethereum and other shitcoins are next on the docket.

>> No.57237104

SAVE merger week. 3 days left.

>> No.57237105

NAV's crabbing, but this one plunged. It's a liquidity play.

>> No.57237114
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>Elon musk wants to turn X/Twitter into a major competitor against Twitch for livestreaming

I hope this shit actually works out, I'm tired of seeing that fucking money sink Twitch getting shilled out by retarded zoomers. How and why Amazon hasn't shut them down by now for being so unprofitable when other ex-companies were fucked down for less is beyond me.

>> No.57237123

Why this week? Has the judge said something?

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>> No.57237139

Having to log in to watch a video is a nonstarter when Twitch and Youtube already exist.

>> No.57237147

This isn't news to most people. Chinese stocks did so poorly last year last i checked some of the ETFs inversing the market actually went up.

>> No.57237155

10k BTI, 10k VZ

>> No.57237166

Finally, unrestricted titty streams. Long whoever supplies servers and networking equipment for X.

>> No.57237168

Yup. Especially since the experience with YouTube is worse when you log in.

>> No.57237186

Corn ETFs approved

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>> No.57237216

just a lot of stuff is saying to buy chinese stocks because of how undervalued they are. im just telling him he is playing very risky. id rather invest in india waste management. if their economy booms and the government subsidizes companies that will make the country more livable. india has western style regulation and trust, a smart consumer based population, india to me is the emerging market.

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>Xi will use your money to fund his invasion of taiwan leaving you homeless and addicted to fent.
Two more weeks. 97% of Taiwan residents are "Han" Chinese. There's no need for invasion they'll reunite politically at some point in the future, of course only the US can force a war there, but I'll doubt "Han" Chinks would go to war to kill other Chinks.

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Tomorrow will be a better day.

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>18.25 -4.10 (-18.34%)

>> No.57237257

Im up 300 bugs today. not much but yesterday was a lot better. better than a red day.

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>> No.57237278

The problem there is the "India as the next big emerging market" meme has been played out. Now sentiment will die as AI steals all the jobs they originally stole with offshoring.

>> No.57237284

>forgot I have PBR stock
>just got a gigantic dividend payment
How can they pay that much?

>> No.57237288

>they'll reunite politically at some point in the future
Lol. Lmao.

They've seen what happened to Hong Kong, they'll never vote for parties that will LITERALLY cuck them to death.

>> No.57237293

it's about 1%?

>> No.57237302
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>> No.57237313

>58% of the world equity marketcap is in the USA
>30% of that mcap is concentrated in 7 stocks.
This is why. No one is investing in that market.

>> No.57237324

You want to talk about it, champ?

>> No.57237328

Ok, but I don't do kissing, sex, house cleaning, labor, or getting up when you want me, laughing at your jokes, showing up at your mother's party, or showering less than 3 times a day. I may or may not brush my teeth twice a day, and I will go through your things.
That's 45 days for 20k for the priviledge of having an Aryan god in presence, for a Hindi like yourself. Treat me right, and I might give boons. Make me unhappy, I give you headaches, itchy skin, and a ruined home.

Personally, I think you should spend $3k on educating yourself so you don't feel the need to directly ask me. Take a survey trip, fly general seating to Buffalo, NY, Dearborn Kansas, Orlando, FL, and Minneapolis St. Paul. Spend 3 days driving each city in a rental. Chat with the people around you. Listen to what they have to say. Watch what they are doing. Then, come back home, reflect on the outcome, and put it all in DOGE. This is financial advice from your Female Broker.


>> No.57237329

nevermind I'm retarded,

>> No.57237354

>but I'll doubt "Han" Chinks would go to war to kill other Chinks.
What a retarded statement, theyre both bugs incapable of giving a fuck about other bugs.

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there's too many people in india. as their economy strengthens there will be. this is india waste management stock investing in companies that.

>> No.57237379

I just want a reason at this point. They're still projecting 25% growth for next year too.

>> No.57237395

They're still considered minorities in your country, state, city, street, house, family.

>> No.57237404

It won’t be for you, pedo

>> No.57237405

I didn't know GPD per capita in Taiwan is larger than China, I guess they can only lose by becoming a part of China.
Most Taiwan residents have families in China and vice versa. but I guess anything is possible.

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thanks for the advice
I know very little so far, I'm a measly long-term index hodler not an active trader
I just hunt for generational cycles/trends to pick decent entry spots & hold - commodities broadly seem like they're at a relative low

Was hoping to find a lazy option commodities index fund of sorts (eg. PDBC) but those don't quite seem to exist, or at least are rather sub-optimal
Might just have to pick from a basket of major players like you listed instead

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How'd everyone's day go?

>> No.57237478

>Was hoping to find a lazy option commodities index fund of sorts
Yeah they don't exist because of ESG, just search for the largest 3 companies that produce the commodity you want exposure too and invest in them. OIL, Gas, Coal, Copper etc...

>> No.57237499

My infographics tell me ex-dividend date was in November and payout is in late February/early March
so how can this be?

>> No.57237504

lol what the actual fuck, is this real?

>> No.57237528

reminder to all the future bond kings. the bond vigilantes (ie. white supremacists) will be attacking the bonds with a bunch of small step ladders on the 11th, so you should probably best position accordingly before this happens.

>> No.57237539

it's an irregular divvy from what I can gather, otherwise the yield is inmense, but no guarantee about it. That's why I got confused before too.

>> No.57237547

Does that account for $ON eating shit?

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Seed the ocean with batteries

>> No.57237580

Yeah. The original Tweet was deleted and the screencap's legit: https://twitter.com/GaryGensler/status/1744833049064288387

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>> No.57237597

top kek, this is kino

>> No.57237607

How do I invest in unlicensed tunnels? I think they might be on to something.

>> No.57237617

Yes, they're still projecting growth even with that.

>> No.57237648
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The tweet itself was pretty well done imho. Hats off to the hacker.

>> No.57237710

unironically a kino moment. dude had the whole market blueballed.

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Based glowie.

>> No.57237767

Could also be that some intern fucked up the tweet scheduling. So really no idea wtf to make of any of it.

>> No.57237861

The tent screwed onto my backyard deck broke because I was too lazy to take it down before the snowfall over the weekend. I didn't want the tent anyway but still

>> No.57237924
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Traded NQ futures today. Was down $920 net on the day after getting chopped around. After lunch hour was over I sniped some great entries and ended my session up $266 net

>> No.57237947

Whatever the fuck are the crypto morons doing?

>> No.57237980


>> No.57237999

I get that, but now they're coping that this wasn't a hack but instead a mistimed tweet.

>> No.57238027
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Taiwan is the big one. It's the war that will lead to the great reset. You will own nothing and be a unhappy women.

Are you ready to pay $10,000 for a Iphone? Of course not! You will rent one!

You ready to pay $1000 for a piece of t-shirt? Of course not! You will rent one!

>> No.57238031

Because it plausibly could be. And notice Gary's wording is "has not approved" not "rejected".

Not saying to go all-in MARA or whatever but the jury's still out.

>> No.57238068

when is the actual decision coming?

>> No.57238069

I'm betting it gets approved, but it's still funny anyhow

>> No.57238081

I'm up 60% on Aduro Clean Technologies :)

>> No.57238087

Since Fidelity offers credit cards, money market accounts, and bill payments.. why would I even need a normal bank account?

>> No.57238125
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Tomorrow the 10th is the final deadline for them to rule on Cathie's. And inside baseball rules mean that's when they're expected to rule on all of them.

>> No.57238136

Garbage Don: The Sequel

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I'm sorry this isn't stocks, but I'm laughing so hard the cryptoniggers just all got liquidated from a fake tweet.

>> No.57238232

meh, that's like nothing for btcfags ain't it?

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Dude these fags are like on 50x leverage lmao.

>> No.57238258

>You ready to pay $1000 for a piece of t-shirt? Of course not! You will rent one!
I'll just go to a jewish person's house and take what I want if that's what happens.

>> No.57238274

Yeah, pretty much. Shit, there was a bigger scamwick last Wednesday morning.

>> No.57238275

I really hope so. Fuck em.

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>> No.57238346

Is TR a joke stock?

>> No.57238380
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hello /smg/ i'm new to this
let's say i want purchase calls for $DAL for the earnings report, how much should I go for and how long until expiry?

>> No.57238404

If you were the SEC, and you wanted to see what the market would do, would you hack yourself?

>> No.57238405

Them and HSY are getting squeezed by inflation (hurts margins), higher yields (competes for divvyboomer dollars), and weight loss drugs (a tiny fraction of fatties are responsible for all candy consumption).

>> No.57238422
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Please do not begin your exposure to stocks with options catalyst gambling.

>> No.57238484

I already hold some stocks
it's the gambling part I would like to learn

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>> No.57238603

>hours of Crab
good thing I slept

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>Tomorrow the 10th
>will be attacking the bonds with a bunch of small step ladders on the 11th
You do trade the moon cycles don't you goy?

>> No.57238656
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yang gang

>> No.57238667
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Just bought 18 shares of Nvidia today at $530 each. I'm holding indefinitely.

>> No.57238697

>because I'm the top signal
nice of you. do you expect a buyout for them soon?

>> No.57238724

Really trying to sell us on Boeing? Mike must be livid.

>> No.57238726

They have an 80% market share with room to grow. Until, I see otherwise, I will be holding longterm.

>> No.57238737

>with room to grow.
>80% market share
of what?

>> No.57238754


Truth is because it made my pee pee feel good

>> No.57238761

>80% market share
>the market cant grow itself, just the share of it
AI chips are flying out the door dude. nvidia is unironically got be a hodl for next 10 years.

>> No.57238771

oh no baby what is you doin'

>> No.57238780

A Jew just dug under my house!

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>nvidia is unironically got be a hodl for next 10 years.
The fuck you smoking?

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>> No.57238797

well shit, could have just led out with that here.
They're a quality company and have survived this long for a reason (darpa mostly).
The risks for them are pretty big, imo. Their biggest salvation atm may be 5% lending, but even that's not clear if those profit levels continue. Someone will aim to nibble the edges, and unless they corner the market on everyone doing computational, someone will drop a better formula and geometry.

>> No.57238805

>Please do not begin your exposure to stocks with options catalyst gambling.
This is literally how I started and then I slowly learned value investing, FA, etc.
It's same with porn. I started with weird furry sonic porn when I was 14 and now if I ever even watch it it's just normal missionary stuff.
Everyone says if you expose yourself to degenerate stuff you only get more degenerate but I think if you have half a brain you'll just find the optimal configuration.

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>It's same with porn. I started with weird furry sonic porn when I was 14 and now if I ever even watch it it's just normal missionary stuff.
>Everyone says if you expose yourself to degenerate stuff you only get more degenerate but I think if you have half a brain you'll just find the optimal configuration.
Holy fuck can this be a /biz/ banner?

>> No.57238814

You are right with that. I will keep my eyes peeled, but I feel they are safe for at least the next 2 years.

>> No.57238821

>nvidias health bsiness is already at $1 billion and growing for ai computational for medicine says jp morgan
how is it not? every single ai product wants nvidia.

>> No.57238829
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HELFY anon here
I know Rocker called me out in his latest video... and called me a dumbass unworthy of being alive. He basically said I'm retarded because I can't figure out how to use Hello Fresh... but I have a rebuttal.
Yes, I maybe be retarded and a worthless loser, but HELFY does everything they can to try to scam you into spending money you don't have to. With the help of a customer service person, I was able to get both gift cards added to the account, and I should be getting my second box today...
BUT.. for my third box, they aren't letting me use the gift cards. The credit is there, but they AUTOMATICALLY applied a discount for a free box... but not free shipping. Where as if I used the gift card, the whole thing would be free. I'm tempted to chat with customer service again to make sure it just uses the gift cards, but also if I just go with the discount I'm paying $10 (shipping) for like $60 worth of stuff.
But then I'm wondering... is this food really worth $60 or even $10? It says "Four meals" but for me it's just two. And that averages out to $5/meal... which is not that great for something home cooked. For $10, I can get like 5 days worth of chicken tendies, and all I have to do is throw them in the oven for 20 min.
I guess I see how this company is profitable. They basically just throw random discounts at customers to confuse them... charge them money... and then hope they don't complain or cancel.
I sitll won't invest in HELFY, but it's a fucking clown world for sure

>> No.57238831

>tsla calls drop 14%
>sell them and buy spy calls without researching graph
>up 20% at bell.

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>> No.57238834

Do they have foreign transaction fees?

>> No.57238883

probably... but I'm operating almost fully within the US. I'll soon need to make a transfer overseas of about 50k, not sure how I'll do that. I might even fly and take the cash lmao.

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I left a secret stock tip in a special dimension that can only be accessed by touching your nose to your elbow.
Your noses are big enough right anons?

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>MSOS: -2.32%
>TLRY: -9.83%

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>researching graph

>> No.57238905

what video based on /smg/? where is it posted?

>> No.57238913

How new are you?

>> No.57238912

You gotta ask John Rocker. And you can only summon him by posting "Miko is a cunt"

>> No.57238914
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In all seriousness, I would never invest in marijuana stocks. Shit is half the cost today than it was for me in high school, which might as well have been the Pleistocene. I have no idea how these fuckers make money.

>> No.57238968

Should have invested in a costco membeship, you could eat free if you wander around all day. And at those prices, I can buy 4 pounds of premade meals for the stove or microwave. And did I mention the food court that is permanently full of asians and mexicans in my town? At least they're not in the member's seciton, yet.
It's amazing what happens when shit that wants to grow 15 feet tall in a season is not just left to do so, but is given NASA level growth medium, university tested light schedules, and plant hormones designed for the military. Oh, and not having to pay Pedro to carry the AK in the back of the truck across the US border, really helps with the margins.
Me, I can't understand why anyone buys in states where it's legal. You can grow way more than you're gonna need in a couple totes.

>> No.57238991
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>Should have invested in a costco membeship
I received the HELFY gift cards as a Christmas gift. I never would have gotten involved with this by my own choice
Also, I would do COST but I live alone in a small apartment, I can't justify buying or finding a place to store that much bulk of anything...

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I was fiddle fucking with the phone today and accidentally bought 0dte spy 472 calls along with the ones I actually wanted and didnt realize lmao

>> No.57239080
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>Hello Fresh anon is a loli poster.

>> No.57239091

Hey man... I just save and post the anime girl stock shill jpgs. I don't choose the ages of the girls in them

>> No.57239107
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>I don't choose the ages of the girls in them
Sure, sure you don't... You don't know their age you just have them on your PC...

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either way it's all just gambling... right?

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Buy TUP. mid-jan going into mid feb is going to be absolutely fire.

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BABA bros how much do we dump at HKEX open?

>> No.57239209

I bought at the top of the last pump after Christmas and been seething ever since. However, I've also been holding because I think you're right.

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Another 5%.

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>Another 5%.
Only 5%? What a relief...

>> No.57239229

Well we're merely talking at the open, yes?

>> No.57239230

DCA down. I have been accumulating since 1.40 range. I will probably pick up some more by next wednesday. I dont believe we will hit 2.00 anytime and 2.05 seems like a good deal to me.

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Ummm... Yes? What about close?

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I don't think either of us want that answer.

>> No.57239280

What is the US Department of Energy doing about

Is this move bullish for URANIUM?

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You're right.

>> No.57239300

only been in /smg/ since sunday.

>> No.57239307
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More enrichment capacity means less uranium consumption (since the same ore can be enriched longer/more efficiently for the same cost). However that won't happen overnight and is bullish for Centrus/LEU and BWXT long term or something.

More interestingly, the related ban on importing Russian enriched uranium that's about to pass congress may invite retaliation. And if Putin asks KAP to stop exporting yellowcake to the west, U will tick over to triple digits overnight.

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>Browsing stocks after I get back from work
>Want to see any new video games to play while passing time between my career and investing

>Not many new titles worth a damn
>Enjoyed Dead space and RE4 but they were still remakes of ancient games...
>Only new ones last year I could recall worth a damn were random shit like Pizza Tower, Hi-Fi Rush, Baldur's Gate 3, Mario RPG, Bros Wonder...rest of year was meh
>Just go back to retro shit like Heroes of might and magic 3, Age of Empires 2 and Deus Ex again

Bros, is the video game market due for another crash like back in 1983? It sure as hell feels like the overall vibe and quality of this industry has been taking a big fat shit for years. Blizzard, Microsoft and even Rockstar are showing signs of productive decay.

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Sure you can, just gotta limit yourself to essentially one meal type for a few days. They have a number of offerings that are big package, but are split to be used individually. I've got a half freezer, and I can fit nearly a week's worth of mini-za and breakfast burritos for the nuke box. Take a multivti and you're golden. I think my biggest risk is the price on distilled spirits. Just stop by once a week to refill and browse what's moving.

I guess it's only notable savings on food if you're not cooking for yourself. If you're starting from scratch, yeah, you'd have to have a full sized fridge and be good with prep and storage to get immediate purchase return.

And the price of gas, especially if you get their credit card, is very nice. Oh, and the eyewear, and the pharma. Now that I think about it, it's basically grandpa's heaven. Tires, hotdogs and soda for a buck, the "wife's pills," free samples, and 5 pound blocks of cheese.

You haven't lived until it's you, the old lady, the middle aged lady with two kids, a teenager and his dad, all casually circling around the sample lady, mostly pretending you're not waiting for free tuna salad on cracker. Only to have 4 other shoppers who just showed up grab most of them because you were being courteous.

Oh dear. Flee while you have an account that isn't headed to margin call.
But before you go, anything you like, and why?

>more efficient preparation means less consumption
blocks your path

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>Bros, is the video game market due for another crash like back in 1983? It sure as hell feels like the overall vibe and quality of this industry has been taking a big fat shit for years. Blizzard, Microsoft and even Rockstar are showing signs of productive decay.

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NVDA is on its way to 650 easy.

>> No.57239365

Gay gensler hacked his Twitter to delay/reject the etf tomorrow. True story

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Alright. Where's that anon that was trying to say yesterday the 737 incident was a nothingburger and probably not BA's fault

I don't need much. Just an admission that you were wrong and I was right.

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>> No.57239386

>more efficient preparation means less consumption
"Consumption" is only driven by reactors running (or being built). Expanding the refinement bottleneck/capacity doesn't change that, but it does allow you to cost efficiently grab more enriched uranium out of a given supply of ore.

i.e. you need less ore for the same number of fuel rods.

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Doesn't everything seem absurdly expensive now? Who wants to buy amd and 150, microsoft at 375, nvidia at 500, etc.? It's all going to be replaced and outcompeted by chinese companies in the next 5 years anyway. Not to mention the imminent, inevitable taiwan conflict. Hell, western demographic alone should make traders very wary and cautious. I've never seen a more retarded bull market.

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>SPR bounced into green
OK, now you can short that pig.

>> No.57239415

>HPE down 8.9%
kek, where's that Juniper Networks anon? Sounds like you're getting the better end of that rumored acquisition deal.

>> No.57239427

Alaska still flew the plane knowing it was unsafe and Boeing and other airliners should sue them for economic damages

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>Twitch, owned by $AMZN, Amazon, reportedly will cut 500 staff (35% of employees)

What the fuck, AGAIN? They already cut like 400+ wagies last year. Twitch is such a small company too, so why the constant layoffs??? Does Amazon really not give that much of shit for their own subsidiary?

>> No.57239441

That all sounds very nice and if I had my own house with a big freezer, I'd probably go for it. But I'm only feeding myself and I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life. I wfh and barely drive, so no need for gasoline or tires that often...
I do like cheese, but only aged cheddar (3+ years only). Do they have that?
Eyewear could be worth it, do they do contact lenses?

>> No.57239461

>Alaska still flew the plane knowing it was unsafe
and the feds approved it! lmao.

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Wait, wut? You sit in front of a screen, press buttons and learn fake narratives to make fake gold and fake esteem in a fake world, when you could be spending time learning real narratives with real money and losing all self-esteem hanging out with /biz/ all day? ngmi.

Oh, I get it. Thanks. Any idea when that should show results globally? How much of the market are we talking about being effected, at what % of current prices?

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Welp another day. Decided to bag the BABA dip a bit. See how it goes. $71.79 is what I paid a share. Doesn't hurt either that it pays out a divvy to. A token divvy but still. The only thing that is kinda off putting is it says it in black and white on the site; almost every different unit of the company is primed and ready to be IPO'd at some later date. It says this straight up on the site. How can BABA be called the "Amazon" of china and thus get Amazon like profits and stock gains if it doesn't be like Amazon? I bought in anyway cause well words are just that, words. Actions speak more. They can say one thing now but in two years say "nope we aren't IPOing nothing"

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>Any idea when that should show results globally? How much of the market are we talking about being effected, at what % of current prices?

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>Alaska still flew the plane knowing it was unsafe
unsafe... due to what? lol.. for all Alaska knew it could have just been a bad sensor. Or maybe the plane is so much more of a maintenance shitshow than publically understood that the warning just blended in with a symphony of red & yellow lights.

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>Coke Boomer is buying the China dip

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>Welp another day. Decided to bag the BABA dip a bit.
Boomer anon holding the $72 level.

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2 of note I hold are jepi and jepq for the dividends. I also built a small list of stocks that are listed as kings for performing well for 25yrs. so at my $300 investment is at 302.23. I was blessed to have my first day offically on the market end in slight profits and the 2nd day also. im waiting for my red tho. im mostly interested in dividends. sadly im to rookie/scrub to make any good suggestions that are my own finds. have a good night fren

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I'm going all in on commercial real estate REITs, the real shady ones, ones with real estate in dumpster towns where all the codefags evacuated. Buffett always said to buy the shit when people are scared, who is with me?

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>I'm going all in on commercial real estate REITs,
Good way to lose it all.

>> No.57239580

Maybe STWD

>> No.57239581


I love PUTLER now

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Boomer-san. You can't yield to the Communist Chinese they are the enemy. Didn't your cold war era elementary school teachers teach you to stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, and stay away from DAMN commies. If you make money on this trade that means the reds are winning, think about that.

>> No.57239626

Video games have been fully ESG captured. Doesn't matter if they flop, they'll still get enough money to keep churning them out.

>> No.57239658

So if they do reject the bitcoin ETFs what happens?

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>/smg/ - Stock Market General

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the great niggering

>> No.57239691

Lotta people at the SEC would scratch their heads at Gensler wasting their fucking time with everything.

Then BlackRock probably sends a condolences card to his wife before he mysteriously commits suicide via two bullets to the back of the head.

>> No.57239700


Isn't this that dutch chick that fucked that old french ash tray writer?

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She's Russian. Lena Katina.

>> No.57239731

I'm buying PLTR, am I doing the right thing?
I plan on just holding for a couple decades or so.

>> No.57239733


>There once was a crackhead
>He really, really liked crack
>He also really, really liked money, of which, he had none from spending it all on cocaine
>In order to satisfy his lust for financial success, he acquired a job offer at a hedge fund
>The crackhead felt conflicted
>He loved cocaine but he also loved money, and he was concerned that his love for cocaine would hurt his long-term success at the job that he acquired for accumulating lots and lots of money
>After some time… roughly an hour or two… into his newly acquired job, he felt his love for cocaine taking over
>He promptly snorted a line of cocaine off his desk
>A colleague next to him chastised him over this and complained to management
>The crackhead was enthralled to learn that his drug usage would not get in the way of his dreams of financial success as long as he brought enough cocaine to share with everyone else
>The End

>> No.57239736

Kek well we had to say the pledge of allegiance and they could still take a paddle to your ass if you were bad.

>> No.57239747

>Getting paid to handle someone else´s money whule high
Sounds like the place I would like to work at

>> No.57239751

bros, at the rate this company is managing, I'm gonna predict this year or 2025 to be the unironic end of Twitch. I will be making a shitload of calls and long AMZN stocks in preparation.

>> No.57239761

That sounds like aldi trip for a single serving. They do alot of different types of aged cheeses, but they tend to rotate. I'm not sure they sell in every market. Some european stuff in the deli section, and then more boring stuff in the coolers. , I think they have their own shop and just come up with one every so often. Of course, you could buy a block of cheddar and age it for three years. Just need a dry spot in the back of the fridge, right?
Yup, they do contacts.
'preciate ya, I'll have to keep eye on /pol/, or wait till more is brought here
GlobalX has a few ETF around options, Index trackers right now I believe. Not as good on fees.
NNN Retail, Stand alone office, Tech Parks? You said cali?

>> No.57239783

You cannot get any elven, genie, tiefling or giantess waifus IRL, so video games is the only option for me

>> No.57239822

I'm going to skip telling you about strip clubs, to jump to
>there are hundreds of C+ chicks who will hop all over a guy to marry if he's holding wfat wads of cash.
even if he's handicapped. You can find C- chicks who will take a guy who just goes to work every day and comes back to the same woman. In the dark, D- that's interested feels like a A+ to your wang.
Porn will make you blind.
Besides, all women look better when they've been recently ... They relax and have a smile, literally get better skin and hair too.

>> No.57239837

Oh my god. Should I dump everything tomorrow and run with the losses?

>> No.57239838

I don’t like niggers

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>Blade Runner 2049 predicted the BABA crash.
pic rel.

>> No.57239886

There is a girl at work that asked me out the other day and I said yeah. She's a filipino girl that's like B- but has a cute chubby face and pot belly with nice tits. Think that might be a decent start?

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Shag her.

>> No.57239941

Hmm. Wonder which firm will take a hit on this loss of free real-estate?

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>GlobalX has a few ETF around options
I will add this to my notes and look into it in just a little bit since my night is just 1930s music and stock research and some ai gens. thanks fren for the company to check out.

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What's the bias for the indices tomorrow? I'm leaning bearish but I want to see how the overnight shapes up

>> No.57239988

>Wonder which firm will take a hit on this loss of free real-estate?

I am of the opinion that Korea, having once been the leader in technological advances including engineering, chemistry and astronomy, is likely to have some minds capable of unique and beyond average competent thoughts.
Remember, any single stock shilled here is probably a micro-trade play, literally designed to get someone a half-cent boost. Don't ever buy unless they're giving actual info that is filled out and you've verified yourself.
I second, close went bad with that SEC thing, I don't need another down day, but at least open looks red.

>> No.57239993

Invest in LTH and PLNT.

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>Jew tunnel.
What the fuck are these guys up to...

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>Shadows form around you and drain into the room
>The phone on your desk rings
>You know who it is
>Your female ghost broker calls
>Will she being tidings or bad times
>Is this a margin call, or a call of celebration?
>She calls for you

>> No.57240010

Bulls have still got the ball until 477 on SPY. 10 year auction tomorrow and CPI Thursday could turn that round sooner though.

>> No.57240023

If you're holding puts yes

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>he doesn't know

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>BABA down at HKEX open.
BABA bros...


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>> No.57240065

Oh vey, shut it down!

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>H-how did these DGTW shares show up in my account again?

>> No.57240089

Hmm the tax refund thing on H&R block's site says my refund will only be 1260 this year. Last year I got back over 2000. I mean yeah its just an estimate but still.

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I don't know what? That webm doesn't explain anything.

>> No.57240103


I have gambling winnings from a casino from 2023. So I'm assuming I will owe 30% of my wg4 or whatever it's called

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I'm really picky right now about what I buy especially since im so new. I will be careful with shills on here. As for Korea I think they have to have some good people there still. They have potential to do good tech. Have a comfy night anon

>> No.57240126

what is this tism?

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I have to say it is amazing not holding oil anymore. I forget futures even exist most of the time now.

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/smg/ is a pedophile general.

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they can only go up from here

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Go back to your tunnel

>> No.57240169

i believe it's the anon who had brain damage after a car crash and an induced coma

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He said today that the market is going to go up 15% this year. Is he right?

>> No.57240220

>these guys up to...
The NYC Masonic Jewish temple may have showed a bit too much hand. We may see, a native street NYC negro isn't necessarily going to give the Talmudists free run.
Bearish GS?
afternoon tho, he asked open.
Santa rise helps the year, but imo tends to see a flat to down January. US manufacturing of goods is up with the Ukraine thing, sending ships of US Sailors to the other side of the globe costs alot more in variouis equipments, without talking about the stuff being used up in UKraine. That doesn't preclude market action, but does suggest certain industrials and corresponding structures may be seeing recent influxes of cash.
Unease is a legit signal, it means you've got a question you need answered, or you have an answer you're ignoring, don't leave it too long. It's a balance game, if you're like me, I can sometimes literally just eat the wrong food and it changes my chemistry so I start getting OCD about things that are already covered by God, and/or I can't change for any position I might try to take. It's just money.

>> No.57240223

I debated getting some of alibaba on cheap but in the end didnt.

>> No.57240226

>Twitch laying off a shitload of staff

>No announcement of Twitchcon EU...

Ruh roh raggy

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Seems crabish leaning bullish I don't know. My TA isn't confident either.
So the story yesterday was some city construction crew found some voids in the ground they needed to fill with cement to complete some infrastructure repairs. They go ahead and have cement truck come round to fill said holes. The jewish lads whose jewish building those holes connect to were absolutely livid and refused to allow the cement truck to pour. Police called. Big brouhaha. Several jewish lads arrested. Videos of jewish lads removing used and stained mattresses from these tunnels, going apeshit about the whole deal, still refusing to let the cement truck seal the tunnel to the point that several jewish lads were arrested.
Purpose of tunnel initially explained away as some way to contravene covid restrictions back during the coof. Later information say no those tunnels were built well after the coof.
So why jews so mad about their secret tunnel being exposed? Why so insistent it not be destroyed? Why mattresses? Why did every Jewish lad in the building apparently seem to know the tunnel was there and express no surprise about it or the mattresses? The hell were they up to? Many questions. Where tunnel lead? What was its purpose? Why do they feel so strongly about it?

>> No.57240324

>people removing items
>nobody wants to check further?
Seems like a literal coverup.
Bullish NVDA

>> No.57240350

What's gonna happen tomorrow with Bitcoin, eth and the miners?

>> No.57240356

I only got stocks bro and they're all in the red

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>> No.57240378

Hey pal, he asked tomorrow, I gave him the bias for tomorrow. Plus a little bit extra cause I'm a nice guy like that.

>> No.57240381

Post the one with the kid putting the puppy up in the slide. That one was *chef's kiss*

>> No.57240386

If Suez Crisis 2 doesn't cause inflation to spark back up and force the Fed to cancel rate cuts, sure, that's a reasonable forecast.

>> No.57240391

Prices will fluctuate.

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>> No.57240398

:( Will etf be approved?

>> No.57240402

100%. But that's only the beginning.

>> No.57240403

The Great Noticing is upon us. Shit's about to go 0-60 on Jews.

>> No.57240407

Gongo up? Or gongo down

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>> No.57240506

thread theme:

also since berkshire underperformed the S&P last year, is this year a BRK.B year?

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>> No.57240567
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Ok my second HELFY box arrived today
Now I feel bad... apparently I'm the only person in the building who gets them delivered on Tuesdays and the delivery guy had to come here for just one package...
Anyway, another thing I learned about HELFY today: apparently they're selling advertising access to their customers... There was a free sample bottle of multivitamins in it from some company I've never heard of. 30 "immune boosting" gummies...
What the fuck
Maybe HELFY is actually competent?

>> No.57240586

Did the amazon fake butt anon die?

>> No.57240624

are the meals hard to make?

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They're work. It's not just throwing tendies in the oven like I usually do... I had to like... chop stuff and mix things...
But no they aren't terribly hard

>> No.57240657

And the gummycompany probably also delivers other free stuff
ponzi upon ponzi

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It's a clown world economy

>> No.57240676

>EU sliding during Chyna

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Barr says the BTFP will come to an end. Big fucking doubt. RRP will be out of money by then.

>> No.57240766

food delivery, at least in this form, is a meme and all these companies will die

>> No.57240825

H-he's fast!

>> No.57240855

(The dancefloor is China)

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>Nikkei futures

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This is sad. This is what Lindsey Lohan looks like now. I used to use pics and videos of her to uh "release the pressure" in my nutsacks from time to time back in the day.

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absolutely ripping

>> No.57241054

what happened?

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BABA bros how many more red days have we to endure?

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holy shit no way is that her. it took me a second to realize who she was. god damn wtf.

>> No.57241237

I don't know, but the DAX is currently swinging pretty much for a chinese session

>> No.57241272

na- nani?

>> No.57241315

>Yen computer
The samurai have woken up from their hibernation

>> No.57241353

holy mass layoffs batman, everywhere I fucking look people lost jobs, this is worse than 2023

>> No.57241367

Stfu, you heard Yellen, it's a soft landing!

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It's a...
>bumpy landing

>> No.57241436

>mom came home late from bingo

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>My (female) financial advisor when I say I want to buy physical uranium

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how are you performing ytd anon?

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>> No.57241625

>Volkswagen Group deliveries rose 12% in 2023 indicating that a post-health crisis sales recovery is underway at the German firm as supply chain bottlenecks ease https://reut.rs/3tL2ASo

A what? Do they mean COVID?

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>> No.57241633

kek remember NAK?


>> No.57241655

>health crisis
>climate crisis
>ukraine crisis
>tunnel crisis
why do they love crises so much

>> No.57241658

When NAK was rejected I knew America was finished. Unironically one of the most important mining opportunities in US history and it was rejected for basically no reason other then corruption. The environmental impact would be nearly zero.
You think I'm joking but I'm serious. Some of the minerals there are incomprehensibly rare. Shits fucked man.

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>> No.57241666

Like a Chinese old man at an all you can eat restaurant on free crab day

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>> No.57241679

>inflation finally below 3%
>BOJ says they will hike when inflation is at 2%
>chances higher for a hike or other measures
>market pumps
Nothing makes sense anymore, but I don't care.

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This is your daily reminder that Boeing is kill.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? How is BABA like Taylor Swift?

They both have no bottom and love to get FUCKED.

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SPR is kill. BA might limp along, at least with its defense and NASA work.

>> No.57241695

>why do they call it boeing?
>because its the sound it makes during a dead cat bounce

>> No.57241715

>birthday on wolf moon

>> No.57241717

The Boeing diversity hire program finally caught up with them? I talked to an ex-employee about them a few years ago and he said that he'd be scared to fly their planes.

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It's going to be like what happened to GM and Chrysler, where the government had to bail them out and all the shareholders ate a 100% loss.

>> No.57241726

not funny joke :[

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I've heard similar things. Most of the workers are either drunk or high on drugs. It's really insane.

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did i fuck up

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Buying an S&P 500 ETF in an election year?

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BABA bros it's over forjoeever

>> No.57241822

You want to hear the one about Xi and the homeless guys?

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>> No.57241837

I would have DCA'd at least half, but then again my lump sum track record is horrendous.

>> No.57241838

I early baked, but let this one get to 310

>> No.57241847

I have another $70k that I'm DACing for now.
I was gonna DCA it all but read post that lump sum is better but I'm paranoid Ill have shit luck.

>> No.57241857

>Tech layoffs everywhere


>> No.57241859

Will MSTR dump? what is a good YOLO price?

>> No.57241864

If you can catch the bottom yeah it is better, but we aren't near any recent bottom. It'll probably be fine but you ought to have a good reason when you lump sum.

>> No.57241868

Kind reminder that Xi removed short ban so everyone's free to short the chinks, which is what everyone's doing since the PBOC is doing jackshit to support the economy.
Next stop: Taiwan election on saturday. Hope you don't hold soxl over the weekend, should the CCP drone win.

>> No.57241875

yeah I didn't have good reason just read this and felt like vibes were turning

>> No.57241882

is that mastercard and visa shit true? Sounds fucked

>> No.57241909

Someone bake, I have an excellent post queued up.

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>> No.57242357
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MPX Marine Products CorporationOverview

Based on historic P/B (Price to book Ratio) this company is a good deal at 2.52, in September last year it traded at a lower P/B, then 2016 and earlier it traded at a lower P/B Ratio.
The only time the P/E was lower than it is right now (7.9) is in September last year.

Revenue increases every nearly every year for a decade, with the exception of three years, and then revenues rebounded. During years of no revenue growth the company was still profitable.


https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/MPX/marine-products/pe-ratioIncome Statement
Count of shares are not increasing. The company is buying back shares 37 Million shares in 2013 compared to 33 Million in 2022. EPS (earning per share) increasing every year for a decade except one year flat and one year decrease.Balance Sheet

Nothing bad to report. D/E (debt to equity ratio) is 0. The main thing I would keep watch over is that this company has pension liabilities. PII Polaris


P/B is the lowest is has been in 10 years, except in the beginning of 2020.

P/E is the lowest is has been in 10 years at around 8.5.

Revenue had increased increased every year for a decade.

Income Statement

Gross profit margin of 22% or higher for a decade. Gross profit increases for 9 of 10 years.

Count of shares are not increasing. 69 Million share in 2013 compared to 59 million shares in 2022.

EPS show increasing, however 5 years have EPS that decreased and now have rebounded.

Balance Sheet

D/E 1.76 The company has debt, including longterm debt of $1,494 Million. Cash & Equivalents has decreased for 3 years.

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I will keep watch to see how these numbers change because if the debt increases without revenue and/or gross profit I will sell this company quickly. I do predict revenue to continue increasing as this company has done it for the last 10 years.

PHM PulteGroup Inc


P/B is at historic highs of 2.2.

P/E is somewhat normal historically.

Revenue has increased every year for a decade.

Income Statement
Gross profit margin over 20% for a decade.

Count of shares not increasing. 383 million in 2013 compared to 235 million in 2022.

EPS show increasing, however 7 years in the last 10 years have EPS that were lower than 2013 and now have rebounded.

Balance Sheet

D/E 0.25.

Longterm debt is $2,632 million. Pension Liabilities $239 million. Cash & Equivalents $1,053 million.
I own all three of these stocks. Debating selling PHM. MPX and PII I want to hold, I think they will increase in the short term. I do not know if they’ve hit the bottom yet and that is what makes me nervous.
My last stock flipped for profit was EXPD, I bought at $118 and sold for $128. I held perhaps for a little to long but I did get out before the bears arrived. I have earned over 1000% with investing and I still consider myself to be a newbie and not really sure what I am doing. I think I got lucky.

>> No.57242386

Any criticism of my analysis is welcomed. Tell me why you think my three current stocks will lose.


>> No.57242388

What do you think about Sarah Gadon?

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PII Polaris Inc will make me money. Buy low, sell high.

Why stock low? Fundamentals are strong.

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On this chart Polaris Gross profit.

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On this chart. EPS Polaris

>> No.57242561

Don’t care I just bought 12 AMD
I don’t trust chinks

>> No.57242580

>Buying an S&P 500 ETF in an election year?
Only 4 elections in the past 100 YEARS had negative return years.

>> No.57242581

>productivity increases
...another biden win.

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>> No.57244235

TUP chads rising. Accumulating like a mother fker.

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