/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57228461]

They Hate Us 'Cause They Ain't Us edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration-transcript
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous: >>57224887

[Anonymous No.57228474]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.57228478]

Biweekly Roth contribution hit. Congratulate me on my excellent investment

[Anonymous No.57228482]

NGXXF

[Anonymous No.57228487]

>>57228461
Indian century
sorry sir

[Anonymous No.57228498]

buy $llap

[Anonymous No.57228506]

today was the lower high. it came to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.57228515]

He sold?

[Anonymous No.57228516]

Boeing short squeeze tommorow, Alaska's fault and retards got too caught up in the "muh DEI" shorting frenzy.

[Anonymous No.57228520]

>>57228478
You look like you belong in the dividend investor general.

[Anonymous No.57228524]

>>57228482
>pennyshit miner
>$1B market cap
go on. tell me why it won't go to zero.

[Anonymous No.57228525]

>>57228520
Thanks

[Anonymous No.57228532]

>>57228516
God, I hope so. I got cockslapped good today.

[Anonymous No.57228539]

>>57228524
Sorry, Trenchcoat Pepe Rules, all you get's the ticker. The puzzle's half the fun!

[Anonymous No.57228544]

>>57228516
>>57228532
Bolts were also loose on several United planes. It's BA (or rather SPR, since they're the subcontractor that handles the body segments).

[Anonymous No.57228566]

>>57228544
Nobody died so I don't really care. The market is just a bunch of histrionic faggots.

[Anonymous No.57228568]

>>57228539
I see. In that case. Do you at least have an opinion on whether it is a better, or worse investment than NAK.

[Anonymous No.57228572]

I haven't looked at nat gas futures in a bit... the fuck kind of magic is turning over a new year?

[Anonymous No.57228577]

Futures. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57228583]

hi friends
i work for a company that just got bought. what do i do with my stock? it went up by 10-15%. do i sell immediately? do i wait for some amount of time

[Anonymous No.57228584]

>>57228566
There was some real Final Destination shit going on there. The seats on that Alaska flight right next to the panel were empty.

Right or wrong, normies will associate "737 MAX" with "death plane". Same as the Pinto.

>>57228568
Better. Because you're going to see if pop off much sooner than NAK's bull case.

[Anonymous No.57228585]

>>57228478
I bought 7k worth of VTI last week

[Anonymous No.57228591]

>>57228516
Is it? Short interest looks pretty low to me, 1/3 of last years which wasn't particularly high.

[Anonymous No.57228594]

>>57228572
Arctic vortex hitting Burgerland, however that doesn't impact any of the futures months that BOIL handles.

[Anonymous No.57228612]

>>57228584
>"737 MAX" with "death plane". Same as the Pinto.
No they wont. Fuck, most people can't even name commercial airline manufactures, let alone model variants.

[Anonymous No.57228614]

>>57228584
Americans will literally forget about that in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.57228616]

>>57228583
Unless you're in the c-suite or on the board of directors, you can usually buy and sell whenever. Especially if the news is already out.

You can simply wait for the buyout, where they swap your shares for shares in the new company or just straight up give you cash. You can also sell now if you think there's a chance the deal gets canceled or blocked by the SEC/FTC/DOT/DOJ/whatever other woke agency Biden sics on your ass.

[Anonymous No.57228618]

>>57228594
Fucking Somalis in New York can't cope with the snow and are stabbing eachother over hotel rooms.
Lol what a disaster.

[Anonymous No.57228639]

>>57228566
> The two seats next to the window that blew out were empty
> On at least one of those seats the headrest was blown off
> Some kids shirt was literally ripped off his back by the force of the suction
> "Ummm sweaty the 737 is Safe And Effective just wait for the NTSB findings"
yeah...

[Anonymous No.57228640]

>>57228612
>>57228614
Airlines started putting plane models on tickets and reservations, mind you.

And there's not gonna be some 50% boycott, but a couple percent of people are gonna be wary for sure. And that's if this is the *only* terrifying defect uncovered. God help Boing! if a wing falls off of one of them next month.

[Anonymous No.57228642]

>>57228616
>You can simply wait for the buyout, where they swap your shares for shares in the new company or just straight up give you cash

How much would they offer me per share though? Lets say company A buys company B. Company B has 1000 shares, and company A pays $10,000 for company B. I have 10 shares of company B.

[Anonymous No.57228643]

>>57228584
>>57228566
This is the DC-10. The first wide-body jetliner.
Early operations of the DC-10 were afflicted by its poor safety record, which was partially attributable to a design flaw in the original cargo doors that caused multiple incidents, including fatalities.

As design flaws were rectified and fleet hours increased, the DC-10 achieved a long-term safety record comparable to those of similar-era passenger jets.

The company that built it, however, never fully recovered from its misstep. It later merged with Boeing in 1997.

[Anonymous No.57228650]

>>57228618
Fuckin' long space heaters I guess.

>>57228642
What's the company? Usually the buyout announcement says whether it's for cash or shares or a combination of both.

[Anonymous No.57228664]

>>57228643
>Early operations of the DC-10 were afflicted by its poor safety record
Early airliners were competing with Cleatus's GA airtaxi in his crop duster. This stuff didn't matter then.

[Anonymous No.57228678]

>>57228650
>What's the company?
Juniper Networks, hasn't happened yet so there are no details I guess.
https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/hewlett-packard-enterprise-nears-13-bln-deal-buy-juniper-networks-wsj-2024-01-08/

[Anonymous No.57228681]

what are the financial implications of jewish tunneling in NYC?

[Anonymous No.57228712]

>>57228681
Is this about those Hamas protesters pulling off a massive win and blocking like half the transit chokepoints?

[Anonymous No.57228714]

>>57228639
>>57228640
>>57228643
$300 at earnings lmao.

[Anonymous No.57228721]

>>57228712
>>>/pol/454528328
I have no idea. its like 20 miles from wall street

[Anonymous No.57228726]

>>57228516
>>57228532
>>57228544
>>57228566
>>57228584
>>57228591
>>57228612
>>57228614
>>57228639
>>57228640
>>57228643
>>57228664
Boeing is literally, unironically, absolutely going to zero.
https://theaircurrent.com/feed/dispatches/united-finds-loose-bolts-on-plug-doors-during-737-max-9-inspections/

gg

[Anonymous No.57228737]

>>57228664
This was 1971, and right before deregulation so not that early. In fact it was designed for higher volume economy seating for middle-class passengers the airlines were beginning to court.

I should also add among the fatalities this cargo door on the plane caused was the now infamous 1974 Turkish Airlines flight 981 where all 346 passengers and crew died upon take off from Paris, France. A design revision was released and then it happened again in Chicago in 1979 and only by the skill of the pilot managed to save the plane.

People still operate the plane though, in limited cargo service. Most airlines stopped by 1983.

[Anonymous No.57228739]

>>57228678
13b/318.87m shares outstanding means a per share value of like $40.77. After hours, JNPR jumped from $30.22 to $36.95 so the market's giving about 70% odds it's not bullshit and the deal goes through.

Sounds reasonable enough to me but you may want to consider whether HP would actually do this and/or whether regulators would block it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.57228744]

>>57228461
gay thread
america is the great satan
gay american empire
t. american

[Anonymous No.57228755]

>>57228584
>Because you're going to see if pop off much sooner than NAK's bull case.
I see. I'll keep an eye on it. However. I'm not a fan of companies that don't have revenue.

[Anonymous No.57228766]

>>57228744
you're right, but also i need to make money

[Anonymous No.57228768]

>>57228721
lol thanks that thread is a good time

[Anonymous No.57228770]

>>57228744
Wait, does that make you gay by the transitive property?

[Anonymous No.57228790]

>>57228744
>t. american
If you don't like it then go somewhere else you DAMN commie

[Anonymous No.57228801]

>>57228714
I would believe that, but you gotta realize that 777 is a drag on the company's free-cash and they don't have any big military contracts after selling off ULS. Only 787 and 737 are making revenue and if they stop the 737 production, it will be very hard to maintain their current stock price.

[Anonymous No.57228811]

>>57228643
Wheeeee

[Anonymous No.57228830]

>>57228801
747 going back into production you heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.57228835]

Why the fuck do I see commercials for ADOBE ACROBAT? This is a standard. What alternatives are there? Why would you need to make ads for that.

Same with ChatGPT. One of the most talked things in last months, with commericals.

And Google Bard which's commercials are completely retarded
>write a AFK notice for me in a cookie theme
>literally needs more time to explain to AI what he wants and what needs to be changed then typing himself

[Anonymous No.57228858]

If all of Boeing's airplanes from the past few years have loose fasteners hiding inside them, that company is fuckimg DONE.

[Anonymous No.57228871]

>>57228770
Yes. Also retarded.

[Anonymous No.57228882]

>>57228871
You can live a long and fulfilling life as a retard. My wife is tarded and she tightens bolts for Boeing.

[Anonymous No.57228883]

>>57228830
Who's going to buy jumbos in the age of decarbonization? Two-engine jets can now fly near the same capacity and fly farther than older, four-engine planes. Don't have to learn green economics to know 2 engines make less CO2 than 4. SAP will be more expensive than fossil jetfuel for the next decade.

[Anonymous No.57228885]

Are you buying any crypto miners? I have 500 wulf that I sell calls on.

[Anonymous No.57228897]

Should I max out contributions for Roth ira 2023&2024 and put it in some tech? Only have $25k cash in a 5.5% apy on coinbase.
If I put it in it's pretty much locked? I guess ever getting a house isn't ever gonna be an option anyway.

[Anonymous No.57228899]

>>57228883
And light aircraft still use leaded. Who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.57228913]

>>57228618
I’m fine with this. Cold weather is based.
>>57228650
Blacks and space heaters don’t work well together.
>>57228744
Imagine getting cucked by a gay, great, satan. Long USA

[Anonymous No.57228921]

>door flies off a boeing plane
>boeing's chief competitor gaps down
>sells off until the afternoon then closes at its open price
what the fuck is this
the stock market doesn't make any sense

[Anonymous No.57228938]

>>57228899
Boeing doesn't make light aircraft anymore. Textron has been crabbing at $78 for 3 years now. No market in planes, unless you want to gamble on EVTOL.

[Anonymous No.57228939]

>>57228921
algos cant read lol

[Anonymous No.57228940]

>>57228921
>boeing's chief competitor gaps down
what? airbus was up.

[Anonymous No.57228945]

>>57228921
lots of things don't make sense

[Anonymous No.57228948]

>>57228938
I'm not looking for tech tier growth nor options gambling. I had fun swinging TXT last year though.

[Anonymous No.57228966]

>>57228921
I just said, there's no money to be made in planes. I see short-term price hikes on last quarter revenue, and even long term growth once SAP gets figured out and smaller airlines start making new plane orders. Mid term? its nothing but drones and copters.

[Anonymous No.57228973]

>>57228584
Alaska KNEW the plane had issues because warning lights kept popping up, so they barred it from flying over water, "miraculously" didn't seat anyone by the door plug despite the flight only having 4 empty seats, and now their black box erased itself. Media will blame Boeing first, then Alaska second to milk this news cycle.

[Anonymous No.57228979]

>>57228921
>>57228939
>>57228940
>>57228945
>>57228966
oh nm AIR isn't their ticker anymore

[Anonymous No.57228995]

>Mercedes brings out new AI driving partner
>Dialogpartner
>You can speak to her/him, contextdriven.
>"Das Auto ist Ihr Gesprächspartner. Sie können Fragen stellen, ein Gespräch führen und produktiv sein", sagte Markus Schaefer, Chief Technology Officer von Mercedes,
>Car is your talkpartner, you can ask question, have a talk and be productive
>EACH FUCKIN BUS IN PUBLIC TRANSPORT HAS A SIGN
>DO NOT TALK WITH THE BUS DRIVER

[Anonymous No.57229032]

>>57228726
>https://theaircurrent.com/feed/dispatches/united-finds-loose-bolts-on-plug-doors-during-737-max-9-inspections/
very interesting
any idea if it was not tightened during maintenance or it came loose on its own? former would be airline problem, latter airplane design problem, at least that is my retarded take on it

[Anonymous No.57229041]

>>57228744
the american economy is number one
I hope to one day get a job in america and make money
greetings from america

[Anonymous No.57229045]

>>57229041

[Anonymous No.57229047]

>>57229041
employment is doing great
you will do fine

[Anonymous No.57229062]

>>57228744
>USA
USA
>USA
USA

[Anonymous No.57229067]

>>57229047
I am simply memeing.
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57229072]

Buy as much RADCQ as you can. Cuban will be buying. You are welcome

[Anonymous No.57229075]

>ITT Men in their late 30s and mid 40s watch young men in their late teens early 20s lose money, then have anal sex with twinks and mannequins

[Anonymous No.57229080]

>>57229075
Bro what the fuck I've never been called out so hard in my life.

[Anonymous No.57229088]

>>57229032
They're brand new aircraft fresh from Boeing. Shit is fucked.

[Anonymous No.57229102]

>>57228739
>HP would actually do this
Its possible they are trying to get in on the AI hype train (I personally don't think its what everyone thinks it is), but yeah I was surprised since I don't really get it from a strategic POV, unless they axe like half of Juniper after the acquisition.
Plus HPE already has some competing companies in its portfolio. This feels like getting acquired by IBM, personally for my career I predict bad things in the future.

Strangely enough, a few years ago there was a rumor that Nokia was going to buy Juniper but it was a really washed out rumor and despite a small jump in share price during trading hours the rumor was quickly squashed.

[Anonymous No.57229113]

MAX Casualties is a serious challenger to the legend of Death Coffin 10 now, based.

[Anonymous No.57229117]

Hmm now that E-Trade has gotten more and more sucked into Morgan Stanley I wonder how the tax documents will look as compared to how they used to be. The brokerage statements are kinda meh so I guess I'll find out soon. I don't really care much long as the info I need is arraigned in an easy to under stand way and not some fucking mess. (aka; I want my fat refund and I want it now without a lot of hassle from the IRS just the way it's been done since uh 2004 when I filed my first tax return)

[Anonymous No.57229143]

>>57228966
So... JOBY and ACHR?

[Anonymous No.57229156]

>tfw margin called

[Anonymous No.57229176]

>>57229156
What's happening here?

[Anonymous No.57229191]

>>57229156
This shit is getting weird. I'm trying to get info from the schizos on this episode.

[Anonymous No.57229209]

>>57229075
I sir just turned 31. therefor, I am neither. which must mean I can be both simultaneously

[Anonymous No.57229239]

>>57229113
>Death Coffin 10

[Anonymous No.57229244]

>>57229102
Networking is a big, emerging bottleneck for The AI.

[Anonymous No.57229247]

>>57226588
>No major econ data until Thursday morning
>Earnings season starts with banks Friday morning

So the tribe dumped some saucy "news" for the markets in premarket.
>NVDA rumors of a China-export friendly AI chip.
>Bitcoin spot ETF closer to SEC approval

[Anonymous No.57229258]

so let me get this straight. the boeing doomer thesis is that loose screws were discovered in an event that hurt nobody, and the solution will likely be simply tightening them - either one time now due to manufacturing issue, or as part of between flight maintenance indefinitely. and that is going to ruin a company that the US govt says is too big to fail, one deeply entrenched in defense.

short and medium term OTM BA calls it is. although i do have some puts on spirit aero

[Anonymous No.57229268]

>>57229258
You know how nobody outside China buys Chink airplanes because they're, well, made by Chinks?

Same thing for Boeing if its niggers and pajeets keep turning the planes into convertibles.

[Anonymous No.57229279]

>>57229239
Pilots these days are just pussies.

[Anonymous No.57229280]

>>57229209
you are being groomed for anal sex as we speak. pretty soon you will have a 21 broke bear

[Anonymous No.57229288]

>>57229072
>makes claim
>fails to elaborate
>leaves

[Anonymous No.57229294]

>>57228498
I added more on every penny down today.
Just small bags, but I did lower my average a bit.
I still believe :D
Is Marc Bell ever a cookie head though.

[Anonymous No.57229310]

>>57228921
It has to float slightly so big fish can arrange their escape at nice negotiated price before non tribe & sayanim people get heemed.

[Anonymous No.57229380]

>>57229176
>NY dig a hole
>find tunnel used by jews
>jews freak out and refuse to leave the tunnel
>the police arrive
>jews flee the tunnel while other fight tha police
>the mossad/CIA and every other alphabet agency start to peddle a fake story about the tunnel being built to dodge covid restriction and it's antisemitic to question why

[Anonymous No.57229388]

>>57229258
Do you have any idea how many fucking fasteners there are on a passenger jet? You would literally have to disassemble the entire airplane just to check them all.

[Anonymous No.57229406]

>>57229176
NYPD discovered an illegal series of underground tunnels connected to a Synagogue, apparently so they could break lockdown restrictions.

[Anonymous No.57229424]

Someone tell me what new jewish lies caused the scam market to go up 25% of average yearly S&P500 gains in one day today :)

[Anonymous No.57229430]

>>57229388
the vast majority of which are not on a piece that has failed or have any expectation of failing. also all those bolts you'd have to take a plane apart to get to are not subject to air whipping by the plane. this is such a nothingburger. BA will be back at 250 in a month.

[Anonymous No.57229453]

>>57228897
Not true at all, read up about when you can and can’t withdraw early from a Roth IRA. You can take up to 10k out for a first time home buy so you could put at least that much in, let it grow a few years, and then take the basis out when you’re ready to buy

https://www.schwab.com/ira/roth-ira/withdrawal-rules

[Anonymous No.57229479]

>>57229388
the only bolts in question are on a piece of the plane that is literally designed to come off. obviously not in the manner that it did in this instance but this piece is literally the emergency exit. how can you be so brain dead to think every single bolt on all planes must be inspected? and there is zero evidence as of yet it is a manufacturing defect and not a poor airliner general maintenance defect.

[Anonymous No.57229496]

how feasible is to become a neet that lives off selling/buying stocks?

[Anonymous No.57229510]

>>57229479
>>57229388
for fucks sake Alaska KNEW about the issue, delayed addressing it and instead simply gave it “limited flying routes”

[Anonymous No.57229518]

>>57229510
this, everyone is arguing about bolts when Alaska flew a plane they knew was unsafe, didn't seat someone by the door plug because they knew it was unsafe, and deleted their black box recording before the NTSB could recover it.

[Anonymous No.57229524]

>>57228482
NO. I'm not letting anyone else fall for your bait. I remember MCFNF. I lost a bunch on that one. Do NOT listen to sketchy people in trench coats.

[Anonymous No.57229528]

>>57229430
>>57229479
>all these random Boeing Internet Defense Force posters suddenly popping into the thread
>"bolts"
They just issued an advisory about loose fasteners in the empennage a week ago. Y-you know what an empennage is, right? You are an aerospace engineer, RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.57229532]

>>57229496
If you're able to control your emotions and robotically trade a strategy that you've personally proven to give you an edge then it's feasible. Most people can't do this, however.

[Anonymous No.57229536]

>>57229528
>empennage
Yeah I think it's them Argentine hot pockets.

[Anonymous No.57229546]

>>57229518
in fact there's more articles on loose bolts than Alaskan Airline's bullshit which indicates media is tricking retail into dumping shares and shorting so market makers can run BA up

[Anonymous No.57229550]

>>57229528
yes jackass and it has nothing to do with the emergency exit door that flew off. stay in school retard. verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57229578]

>China will sanction five US defense companies over arms sales to Taiwan. The firms are BAE Systems Land and Armament, Alliant Techsystems, AeroVironment, Viasat and Data Link Solutions

>Blackrock is reportedly to lay off approximately 600 employees, mainly from their ESG division, per Fox Business
>The firm's assets under management (AUM) reached $9 trillion at the end of the third quarter, down from a peak of over $10 trillion in 2022

uh bros, is this bullish for the USA?

[Anonymous No.57229582]

>>57229550
I bet you're not even licensed as an engineer.

LMAO
MAOL
AOLM
OLMA

[Anonymous No.57229586]

>>57229578
Oh fuck of BLK is giving up on ESG garbage I'm all in'ing on margin.

[Anonymous No.57229588]

how come there are zero option gambling talk in biz subchannel? there should be a option general. I guaranteed whoever makes the option general with be popular. free 1 million dollar idea for someone to take

[Anonymous No.57229598]

>>57229588
just do it

[Anonymous No.57229601]

Bet lawyers are hounding all those people who were on the effected airplanes all dangling the "I'll get you a shat load of money" bait in front of them.

[Anonymous No.57229605]

>>57229424
It was very odd indeed...

[Anonymous No.57229619]

>>57229598
nah i'm the idea guy but 100% it will be poppin'. might take a few tries but 1000% in the long run it will be as popular as the crypto threads

[Anonymous No.57229624]

>>57229582
never said I was but I’m not a complete retard as you seem to be. good luck with your BA shorts as you checking every bolt on every airplane they made you engineer LARPing retard

[Anonymous No.57229669]

>>57229624
Remember how half of /smg/ is from Seattle? I'm literally within walking distance of where Bo'ing builds their new line of flying coffins, you FUCKING RETARD. Here's a hint: do you know what's special about Renton? It's the blackest ghetto shithole in all of Washington State, and Bo'ing just committed to hiring all of those ghetto street thugs to build their 737s.

[Anonymous No.57229672]

>>57229524
>MCFNF
>You now remember PIPP
Still mad that didn't get us any deepstatebux.

[Anonymous No.57229673]

So that was a one day thing right? Tomorrow VOO falls 1.5%

[Anonymous No.57229678]

>>57229578
>AeroVironment
AVAV chads, we made it... We've achieved global notoriety.

[Anonymous No.57229695]

>>57229669
yes niggers are incompetent but you're missing the point that Alaska flew a plane that wasn't airworthy intentionally and deleted their blackbox

[Anonymous No.57229698]

>>57229669
>poos programming flight computers
>niggers building planes
>women flying them
imagine ever flying again

[Anonymous No.57229709]

>>57229619
It's implied that everyone here longing a stock isn't long *shares*. We all buy calls (or puts, as the situation demands).

[Anonymous No.57229715]

>>57229673
number only go up

[Anonymous No.57229718]

>>57229673
That was a "buy the dip!" trigger for bulls, who'll now FOMO buy going forward. Bears had their chances under those 20 DMAs and whiffed it.

[Anonymous No.57229731]

>>57229673
>>57229715
but honestly.... everybody is expecting that another leg even higher is about to start.

the market is trading at prices as if trillions of additional dollars had already been printed only just recently.

[Anonymous No.57229733]

>>57229588
Sounds comfy. Are applying for janitor role?

[Anonymous No.57229738]

>>57229709
Not me. Shares only.

[Anonymous No.57229743]

>>57229695
It was a two month old aircraft fresh out of Renton, and United just found the same loose fasteners in five of their aircraft. Bo'ing is kill, my smelly Indian friend.

[Anonymous No.57229755]

>>57229709
I go long by selling puts.

[Anonymous No.57229756]

>>57229743
It's okay nvda can absorb their liquidity.

[Anonymous No.57229766]

we smokin the Qui-Gon Jinn, Vietnamese, Phillips-head Runtz

[Anonymous No.57229769]

>>57229698
It's why I fly Saudi

[Anonymous No.57229773]

>>57228525
BASED
A
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E
D

Your lineup looks breddy gud to me.
>>57228520
picrel

[Anonymous No.57229775]

you guys. I got a wild bunny that just hopped up right next to me and just started watching me. It is just hoppin around eating flowers and sheeit. I am somefucking druid or something, I aint getting up but I am typing and looking around/at the bunny. Literally hopped circle around me before moving acorss the yard to keep earting. I think it's cause I am big creature that prevents big birds from swooping in; but shit was wild. literally!

[Anonymous No.57229778]

>>57229743
If you buy a new car and it's unsafe to drive, do you keep driving it or take it back to get fixed? And United found loose bolts and bolts get loose and have to be retightened, some 737 max's are 8 years old. Everyone is missing the point because they want to dunk on Boeing for being full of jeets and niggers, but Alaska is the true retards for flying a plane they knew was unsafe

[Anonymous No.57229779]

what ever happened to the short term rental/air bnb collapse?
also what about the imminent destruction in the commercial real estate market?

[Anonymous No.57229786]

>>57229775
It wanted humps

[Anonymous No.57229791]

>>57229755
This has worked well for me, too.

[Anonymous No.57229801]

National champs!!! What a great way to start the year. Super bullish for the markets. Buy buy buy!!

[Anonymous No.57229808]

LIQUIDATE ME I DON'T WANT TO TRADE ANYMORE I'M USING 25X LEVERAGE DAMNIT JUST LET ME OUT DON'T DQY TRADE IT'S CANCER

[Anonymous No.57229820]

>>57229791
It's gone pretty well these last few years, although it'd be dishonest to pretend my strategy outperformed the magnificent 7 last year. I only grew my port 40%. Closer to 28% after tax drag. So basically VOO level.

[Anonymous No.57229825]

>Rare footage of SOXL_shill emerging from hiding to shill SOXL once again.

[Anonymous No.57229828]

>>57229778
>Alaska is the true retards for flying a plane they knew was unsafe
>literally fresh from the factory, delivered two months ago
What did he mean by this? Also
>just check every single fastener on the airplane
>it's no big deal bro
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57229830]

>>57229825
This is such a fucking weird story.

[Anonymous No.57229831]

>>57229536
>pic and filename
fuckin' kek
I wondered of you today. I went ahead and sold my little piece of BA early this morning when it had already hit neg 8% thinking I don't want to wait around on reports that will probably take it way lower. LMT and GD are all the flight stooks I need.

[Anonymous No.57229837]

>>57229778
How many times do you think they flew it in 2 months?

[Anonymous No.57229854]

>>57229536
Oh yeah, btw, my theory is that mudslime or other terrorists working at BA or the Spirit assembly company or the airline maintenance crews are sabotaging our planes.

[Anonymous No.57229862]

>>57229731
>the market is trading at prices as if trillions of additional dollars had already been printed only just recently.
hmm, you may be on to something.

[Anonymous No.57229868]

>>57229831
>>57229854

I'm still rather green as my cost basis is from the September dip, but I appreciate your thoughts. My LMT position is like twice that of BA. I'm on the fuck diversity train (plane). Speaking of diversity, you're probably right it's the cause here. Also I forgot GD has Gulfstream.

[Anonymous No.57229870]

>>57229775
>I think it's cause I am big creature that prevents big birds from swooping in
Animals are funny like that. My cat is not very affectionate, she likes getting pet but only every so often throughout the day and not for very long. But when I got her spayed and she was recovering and not able to move around so much she would always curl up against me, both to sleep and just in general for like 19 hours a day at least. She did that for about a week straight. then when she healed up she went back to being hot/cold. I miss being able to put my hands on her that much. My running theory is that in her pain and weakness she felt helpless and vulnerable and did that to feel protected from predators and competition. At least it shows me she sees me as something that makes her safer, even if she doesn't need me hardly ever now. Maybe when she gets older she'll be cuddly again. I can only hope.

Adopt a cat. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.57229878]

>>57229709
yeah but there's more to it. this is from an outsider view so you're getting fresh ideas. why are you letting cryto rule your board? are you a cuck?

[Anonymous No.57229892]

>>57229868
They originally made the F16 too but LMT has it now.

[Anonymous No.57229911]

>>57229878
imagine a /biz/ where instead of a catalog filled with shill threads for shitcoins we had shill threads for stock tickers. what a wonderful place that would be. c'est la vie

[Anonymous No.57229923]

Reminder that Bo'ing accidents predict stock market crashes.

[Anonymous No.57229926]

>>57229878
We are Jews occupying the land of Palestine (cryptofags). Our Zionist takeover is only beginning and will take years.

[Anonymous No.57229938]

>>57229870
My cat liked to sleep on me a lot as he got older but when he was hurt or sick he would always hide usually

[Anonymous No.57229947]

>>57229923
Everything else go to zero nvda will be the entire market

[Anonymous No.57229966]

I think nasdaq breaks a few percent past ATH before it all comes crashing down. I think. Maybe. I really don't know. About anything. This is why I ignore news and use TA only. Because i don't understand the market or the world in general really.
>>57229825
what in the world?
I just went to /pol/ and find they have a jewish tunnels general thread going. That's the evening's reading planned then.

[Anonymous No.57229970]

Today was my birthday and i am now a 27 year old virgin. What's a good ticker to DCA into until I finally have sex (never)?

[Anonymous No.57229973]

>>57229938
>when he was hurt or sick he would always hide usually
that's been my experience too with my previous cats, i thought it quite unusual behavior that she constantly came to me while vulnerable and barely able to move around. Maybe i read too much into it and she was simply bored by not being able to zoom around chasing a feather or her own tail so I was her alternative.

[Anonymous No.57229974]

Goodnight smg

[Anonymous No.57229977]

>>57229947
Would be pretty funny to see AMZN tank down to $80 in share price again like last year lol

[Anonymous No.57229994]

>>57229970
>27 year old virgin
BLESSED
and
SCHD

[Anonymous No.57230020]

>>57229837
apparently the light was on for 3 flights before the one where the door plug fell out

[Anonymous No.57230061]

Just heard CNBC Asia say that the preliminary inspection has found 10 planes with loose bolts.

[Anonymous No.57230064]

Who should I short tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57230091]

>>57230020
And typically service checks are performed every 1 to 2 weeks, they could very well have been waiting to check it.

[Anonymous No.57230097]

>>57228516
Do I buy boeing rn? im interested.

[Anonymous No.57230110]

>>57229970
happy birthday, anon. you can just pay for sex, you know. it’s not legal in some places but you can just travel to the places where it is legal.
the whole “teenagers (or older) trying and failing to get laid” thing or just the whole “omg I can’t believe you’re still a vIrGiN” thing is a hollywood psyop to elevate women and emasculate men. just pay for it (or travel to a place where you can do so safely).

[Anonymous No.57230116]

>>57230110
Or just don't have sex, it's overrated.

[Anonymous No.57230121]

>>57228487
time to short India if Kramer says go long

[Anonymous No.57230131]

>>57228945
wtf is he doing?

[Anonymous No.57230134]

I lost so much money shorting nasdaq yesterday, how can I recover/

[Anonymous No.57230135]

>>57230116
Casual sex is overrated. Sex with someone you've been in a relationship with for years is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.57230152]

China going red again. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57230153]

>>57230131
Taking the back exit from the goyim control center.

[Anonymous No.57230158]

>"BRO PEOPLE ARE GOING TO REMEMBER BOEING'S TERRIBLE FAILURES TRUST ME"
>t. retard that doesn't remember when 2 of their planes killed hundreds of people a few years ago
actually hilarious

[Anonymous No.57230173]

>>57230152
China red good anon, you buy. BUY NOW!

[Mairon No.57230187]

>>57228461
VOXX

[Anonymous No.57230212]

Bros why did the mag7 stocks pump so much today? Boeing planes falling apart mid flight is bullish?

[Anonymous No.57230220]

>>57230158
Probably priced in already anyway.

[Anonymous No.57230229]

>>57230212
what does problems at an airplane making company have to do with global corporate profits, especially from Apple Microsoft or Google?

[Anonymous No.57230233]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57230237]

>illegal jewish tunneling

[Anonymous No.57230256]

>>57229801
Did you burn something in their honor?

[Anonymous No.57230265]

>>57230233
I wish I had a cat

[Anonymous No.57230271]

>>57229156
>>57229825
>>57229830
the hell

[Anonymous No.57230279]

if dubs, putin bombs berlin tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57230281]

>>57230256
Not yet, I'm at work unfortunately

[Anonymous No.57230291]

if dubs i will taste cunny at some point in my lifetime

[Anonymous No.57230295]

>>57230281
Burn that fucking place down! And give the ticker so we can short it.

[Anonymous No.57230296]

I want to buy dividend ets then sell some xsp spreads with my margin. Should I even bother gambling with the spreads?

[Anonymous No.57230305]

>>57229156
>>57229406
>>57229380
>>57230271
Was Baggot smuggling gookfu through there?

[Anonymous No.57230341]

>>57230134
short it again today

[Anonymous No.57230369]

>>57230295
Not publicly traded unfortunately. We do have private stock options after a year of employment though.

[Anonymous No.57230382]

How do I do covered calls as a poorfag, and make a profit while doing it?

[Anonymous No.57230392]

buy google calls if you want to get rich

[Anonymous No.57230399]

>>57230382
How poor? Buy a 100 shares of whatever you can afford that have options. Then sell a call above what you paid, collect the premium if expire worthless, buy back if you get called and sell again.

[Anonymous No.57230400]

>>57229088
I'm kind of terrified I've been flying on these

[Anonymous No.57230405]

>>57230400
fly american they have more airbus and older 737s

ive been avoiding 737 max for 2 yrs now

[Anonymous No.57230406]

>DON'T STOP
>CONSOOOOOOOMING

[Anonymous No.57230416]

ES futures teetering at 4800

Going to be an exciting day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57230430]

Surprise rate cuts coming in January or March at the latest. Election year is about to heat the fuck up with caucuses in a week and a half. Yellen and Biden want their fucking rate cuts and they're gonna get it.

[Anonymous No.57230475]

>>57230406
>mfw consooming aphantasia-riddled fuck cattle pumping my S&P bags
One of the few things you can count on.

[Anonymous No.57230524]

>>57230406
Americans are not german. I also don't think they are british. They are something else.

[Anonymous No.57230599]

>>57230524
they are, dare i say it, american

[Anonymous No.57230643]

>Samsung warns significantly lower revenue than expected
>Much lower demand
>Down 2%
Fuckin kek. This is absolute bullcrap. Revenue down 35%, warns that demand is much lower, and all you get is mere 2% down? I forgot... the market is forward looking. So forward looking in fact that bad numbers mean nothing because the company will start growing in five years again.

[Anonymous No.57230705]

>>57230643
>Samsung consooomering down
>Apple consoooomering down

What next, Nvidia and Amazon consoomering will be down too?

[Anonymous No.57230744]

>>57230430
I hope we get more surprise hikes instead and watch the zoomies deal with 1970's tier inflation

[Anonymous No.57230768]

>>57230705
Amazon down? I highly doubt it since their presence is mainly in the US where consumers refuse to consume any less. They would rather sell their own kidneys than stop consuming.
Nvidia... I don't see the demand for their top notch hardware going down. At worst, they might stagnate in terms of growth. Their margins are already sky high. How much can they keep squeezing?

Also interesting that LG also gave a warning regarding lower revenue and demand. Literally nobody gives a single crap. US tech is too strong.
The final nail in the coffin would be if Apple actually somehow pulled off higher sales and revenue. In that case, I'd go all in on NASDAQ, even at this current level.

[Anonymous No.57230785]

>>57230768
I don't know, I recall seeing Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales everywhere including Amazon being pretty shit in 2023 compared to previous years. Maybe Q1 2024 earnings later will shine a light on how fucked shit really is?

[Anonymous No.57230797]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.57230800]

>>57230744
not happening. zoomies are still fucked on many levels.

[Anonymous No.57230801]

>>57230785
Don't know if sales were down but everyone was flaunting that revenue was up (disregard that everything is fuckin 50% more expensive and that the sales were crap but whatever amirite).
Corporate profits refuse to budge and have gone up. I honestly don't think we will see a drop in the magnificent seven nor in US tech except maybe Apple but that will be insta-slurped like it always is.
The US consumerism spirit cannot be killed. Not since Covid

[Anonymous No.57230806]

>>57230797
Rate cut guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.57230810]

>>57230797
What's the point of these things when there's HYSA's as high as 5.5%? I never fucked with bonds/t-bills they just seem kinda pointless. For me it's HYSA's for reserve cash and stocks for wealth growth.
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57230820]

>>57230810
Bonds are tax advantaged.

[Anonymous No.57230826]

>>57230810
HYSA are not locked in at that rate as rates can be cut at any point, on long term bonds you would get a capital gain if rates were cut and have less taxes

[Anonymous No.57230827]

>>57230820
fair enough

[Anonymous No.57230829]

>>57230810
We can print them and trade them to countries for oil

[Anonymous No.57230901]

So anons, do we expect another gigapump today, just like yesterday?

[Anonymous No.57230913]

boeing is green in germany

[Anonymous No.57230961]

>>57230643
>>57230643
You forgot the MU scam? They were down in revenue the whole last year (+ part of 2022) and their price just "coasted" on the potential forward looking sale of DRAM for AI. Nothing make sense. Their PE ration went from 10 to infinity because they went negative, yet their price kept going up

[Anonymous No.57230971]

Also the HSI is such a piece of shit lmao. I wonder how the exec can keep a straight face every day when they show up at the office.

[Anonymous No.57230986]

>>57230913
Thank god i sold my puts yesterday

[Anonymous No.57231009]

>>57230961
Ah yes, the half the revenue but twice the price classic twist that the market so likes to shove in my face. Seriously though that makes no sense at all. "P-p-p-please trust us our revenue will once again reach growth levels in 2025. Until then, well who even cares right?" Literally proves that the market is a giant algo scam that is designed to go up forever due to 401ks and big money manipulating the markets however they see fit
>>57230913
Makes sense. 7% drop was as good as bears could get it. That's a drop by many billions of dollars because of a torn door and slightly lost confidence by the consumer? In two weeks, nobody will have even remembered this crap. That's how normies work. In the minds of the investors, this is just a nice dip

[Anonymous No.57231017]

Anons... My option spikes literally every single day at 9:30 German time only to go down half an hour later
WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T I BEEN SWING TRADING THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.57231028]

>>57231017
Proof with timestamps

[Anonymous No.57231060]

>SOXL
>O
>X
>L

[Anonymous No.57231108]

Isn't it a big deal that there's an indefinite blockade on the busiest shipping channel in the world? I've literally never seen a single msm piece on it besides just the military stuff. What are the economic impacts? Won't this cause inflation and the fed to go hawkish again?

[Anonymous No.57231127]

Something I realized is that while in the 2010s, there were sometimes big problems, in the 2020s and especially since november 2020 there has literally not been a single month where I did not have a fat fucking shit taken on my face by reality.

>>57231108
No. No one cares. The market doesn't care. Only maybe you might care when big macs go up in price for some reason but fuck you.

[Anonymous No.57231182]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57231189]

>>57231182
Go back to bed

[Anonymous No.57231197]

Oilbros we're BACK! You slurped that dip, right?

[Anonymous No.57231198]

>>57231182
Noise. It's already getting slurped.

[Anonymous No.57231200]

>>57230986
even if it doesn't pump it'll mostly just crab the rest of the week so puts will decay, calls are fine because dirt cheap so if they expire worthless it's nothing.

[Anonymous No.57231207]

lmao chyna

[Anonymous No.57231208]

>>57231189
I want bang bang

[Anonymous No.57231211]

>Elon Musk revealed plan to take on Twitch with X livestream monetization

Man I hope this at least has some hope of dethroning Twitch, I'm sick of that website and those retarded streamers. Why Amazon hasn't shut that shitty moneysink down already baffles me.

[Anonymous No.57231245]

EU quite literally shitcoins

[Anonymous No.57231249]

>>57229673
Can you rephrase that in terms of magic chart patterns so it sounds more persuasive?

[Anonymous No.57231254]

>Coworkers at office job been messing with shit like Tinder, Bumble, Hinge and dating apps shit
>Be me, white dude, 5'8, average face
>Mid 30's boomer
>Never had relationship before
>"Le sigh why not try it first time"
>Set up accounts
>Put random bullshit like traveling, gaming, gardening, cooking, etc. on profile with generic mugshot

>Wake up next day
>Actually got over 100+ matches on all accounts
>Mostly just a bunch of asian women in thailand, singapore, mongolia, japan, philippines etc. pretty much south asian girls
>Lots of them actually look cute

Bros should I use up the money I made from stocks and start a family someday or avoid dating apps? I just hope its not some catfishing divorceraping bullshit...

[Anonymous No.57231283]

>>57231254
Do you really want to be in the same league as baggot anon?

[Anonymous No.57231284]

China is getting shorted to death. Nothing will happen until Xi comes out and dump some CCP cash into it

[Anonymous No.57231299]

>>57231283
I'm not some retard that's faceblind, so no...?

[Anonymous No.57231300]

This question is dumb as shit I'm sure but:

Do full market ETFs like VT or VTI include other ETFs?

[Anonymous No.57231305]

How high can Nvidia going when USD crashes this year?

[Anonymous No.57231321]

>>57231300
sometimes but it functionally makes no difference, there are holdings somewhere

[Anonymous No.57231322]

>>57231300
Why would they? They include stocks

[Anonymous No.57231323]

>>57231299
Ok well there is no need to get snippy with me chud, I was just trying to protect you...

[Anonymous No.57231334]

>NVDA rises to ATH because of some dumb gaming chip that supposedly "enhances gaming quality"
Are these people even legit? This is legit getting dumber and dumber. I bought NVDA at 115 so I ain't complaining about its current valuation but come on this is just stupid

[Anonymous No.57231336]

>>57231300
When will you dumbasses realize that ETFs are worse than just buying all the stocks in that ETF?

[Anonymous No.57231342]

>>57231305
Price target: $2,500

[Anonymous No.57231345]

The bears wont let us cum today mumu bros

[Anonymous No.57231354]

>gme related stocks: AAPL, Nintendo, Robinhood, TSLA
kek
>>57231336
retard
>>57231322
retard

[Anonymous No.57231360]

>>57231322
Because an exchange-traded fund is a company with publicly-traded common stock, just like Apple or whatever. Anon's question is a good one.

>>57231300
VTI doesn't. It tracks the CRSP US Total Market Index. You can read about the index's methodology here:

https://www.crsp.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/market-indexes-methodology-guide.pdf

That document says some organization types are included and others aren't. ETFs are not included. (Nor are ETNs, SPACs, and closed-end funds.)

[Anonymous No.57231367]

>>57231354
>gme related stocks
Please don't summon them.

[Anonymous No.57231380]

>>57231360
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.57231410]

>>57231300
it does not. however, because it contains the vast majority of stocks on the NYSE/Nasdaq it indirectly contains most styles/sectors/themes etc. it doesnt contain options strategies, commodities futures, or volatility however.

so Semiconductor ETF SOXX will not be in VTI, but all of SOXX's stock holdings will be in VTI.

[Anonymous No.57231423]

>>57231334
We are in another 08 tech bubble. Prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.57231424]

Oil barons how we feeling today

[Anonymous No.57231428]

the market is ghoulish.

[Anonymous No.57231438]

>>57231424
>>57231197
its our turn

[Anonymous No.57231509]

[Anonymous No.57231513]

>SPX 30 points away from ATH

Will today be the day??

[Anonymous No.57231520]

>>57231513
TOTAL MUMU DEATH TMD

[Anonymous No.57231531]

>>57231520
Stage 2: Anger

[Anonymous No.57231538]

>>57231424
How many SPY shares to get a CIA handler like that?

[Anonymous No.57231565]

>>57231538
>B-BUT MUH PRICE GOUGING!!!!!
>*ignores massive currency devaluation through irresponsible money printing*
Do leftists really?

[Anonymous No.57231580]

>>57231565
What kind of character do you have to be to defend this? This isn't even devil's advocate level anymore.

[Anonymous No.57231591]

>>57231565
Yes they do but I actually found this on /pol/
Maybe ((they)) wEre lYiNg tO yOu aBoUt iNfLaTiOn is just something left and right both like.

[Anonymous No.57231613]

>>57231580
>government quadruples the amount of money in circulation
>wtf, how could private businesses do this to me????
"""""Greedflation""""" is even dumber and cope-ier than "Putin's Price Hike." GTFO faggot.

[Anonymous No.57231629]

Fuck it, im drunk and making a video

[Anonymous No.57231633]

>>57231613
:(

[Anonymous No.57231661]

>>57231629
Do it about how I'm going to take Boeing private next week by buying all their shares using the spare change buried in my couch (37 cents).

[Anonymous No.57231668]

Best /smg/ edition in 2024 so far

[Anonymous No.57231669]

>>57228461
>mfw my completely uneducated calls on ETFs still mogg most of anons stock calls

[Anonymous No.57231684]

>>57231613
Normally I would agree but not in current year. Sure, money printing is contributing. But more importantly you now have so much shit mandated by government when u want to run your business you have to be big and own centralized supply chains to stay competitive. And when you are that big you can also afford to own gov regulatory agencies and dominate the market. And when you dominate a market you can and will price-gouge.
>pic related

[Anonymous No.57231708]

>3am
>can't sleep
>neck is killing me
fuck my shit, we ball

[Anonymous No.57231731]

>>57231708
westcoast must suck.

EU is nice. You can trade the whole day. From 8 am til 22 pm (US close for EU).

[Anonymous No.57231762]

>>57231731
Eh, makes my morning more interesting but I pretty much always miss pre markets unless I have insomnia.

[Anonymous No.57231781]

>>57231708
fuck yeah anon! Its 6am here and im still going. might wait up til the market opens and see how my stocks do at opening bell. lets doooo this

[Anonymous No.57231801]

Think I’m gonna drop 10k into $mara and ride the bitcoin etf approval then sell when the approval comes out

[Anonymous No.57231824]

>>57231762
>>57231781
You have a point. I sometimes wake up 3-5am in EU. This is shit. Cause then China is trading and almost nothing happens there.

[Anonymous No.57231838]

>>57231211
It won't matter. Elon, Bezos, discord, twtich, youtube. It's all the same cringe where merely flirting with a streamer too much has her simps come out and try to get you kicked. It's the lamest shit in the universe and you're better off hanging out with 70yo boomers at a bar.

[Anonymous No.57231845]

>>57231323
>hates asians
>wants to date an asian with down syndrome

[Anonymous No.57231852]

>>57231731
I trade from midnight till 23:00. One hour of sleep is enough.

[Anonymous No.57231904]

>>57231852
based.

[Anonymous No.57231912]

next
>>57231907
>>57231907
>>57231907
>>57231907

[Anonymous No.57231914]

>>57231731
>EU is nice. You can trade the whole day. From 8 am til 22 pm (US close for EU)
Germoney here, can confirm.
>Wake up
>Get a comfy cup of tea/coffee
>Market opens at 8
>Do some buys and sells here and there
>US premarket opens at 9
>Start work and watch numbers go up
>15:30, near the end of my day NYSE opens
>Watch numbers to up even more
>Market closes at 22, right before I go to sleep
Very comfy

[Anonymous No.57231915]

>>57231912
EARLY BAKER WHORE

[Anonymous No.57231924]

>>57231915
You will go in my thread and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.57231927]

>>57231924
nigger

[Anonymous No.57231933]

anyway i just came here because i wanted to post this
haha

[Anonymous No.57231967]

>futures

Bobros

[Anonymous No.57232399]

>>57228461
Its a good day to own BOIL

[Anonymous No.57232534]

>>57231933
>Germany will determine the future of the world's markets
kek
ever heard about coincidences?

[Anonymous No.57232621]

>>57232534
an awful lot of coincidences surrounding jews yeah

[Mairon No.57232770]

>>57230901
VOXX

[Anonymous No.57233788]

Oh hey I'm beating the market YTD.