/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57214741]

Bro’s, I just secured a financial advisor internship at a Fortune 500 company… what am I in for??

[Anonymous No.57214751]

>>57214741
Gratz OP. How long can you hold your breath?

[Anonymous No.57214767]

>>57214751
Uhhh like 30 seconds maybe

[Anonymous No.57214940]

70 hour work weeks, extreme stress, socopiathic coworkers who are all neptotistic rich kids

[Anonymous No.57214972]

>>57214940
Yea this is what I’ve been told by numerous people :(

[Anonymous No.57215008]

How often do you jerk off?

[Anonymous No.57215049]

>>57214741
Total Slavery

[Anonymous No.57215062]

>>57215008
Like, uhhh… 3, 4 times maybe

[Anonymous No.57216334]

>>57215062
Those are rookie numbers. You’re gonna want to lump those numbers up

[Anonymous No.57216584]

Do you think boomers will buy Inverted P3P3?

[Anonymous No.57216624]

>>57214972
It's not a "job". It's a liscence to ripoff boomers, and you'll need to prove yourself to your coworkers before they let you in their money printing club full-time.

I'll say what no one else probably will: They hired you because they thought you were weak and malleable, but capable of producing. If they thought you were legit competition, you never would have sat down with anyone.

[Anonymous No.57216706]

>>57214741
layoffs

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2023-black-lives-matter-equal-opportunity-corporate-diversity/

[Anonymous No.57217420]

Long hours. Get a gym membership and some vitamin D tablets NOW otherwise your physical state will decline BADLY. I learned this the hard way. Aged about 5 years in my first year.

[Anonymous No.57217536]

what's your age op
>25
>still daytrading by copying others
>trying to make frens with faggots at beoble to see if i get some fucking alpha again

[Anonymous No.57217570]

>>57214741
How do I profit from this information?

[Anonymous No.57217577]

>>57217536
>25
>still not a milionaire
Unironically too late already bro. Ropemaxx.

[Anonymous No.57217586]

>>57214751
>>57214767
NGMI.
Also the non-shitpost answer is probably quite a lot of mental anguish. That kind of environment eats your brain. I worked at a bank for a few years. Dunno if it's that similar but if it is I'd advise you to find ways to cope right now for use later down the line.

[Anonymous No.57217589]

>>57214940
>>57217586
you sound like soft little bitches. are you a soft little bitch OP?

[Anonymous No.57217590]

>>57217536
hey at least you are trading AND trying anon. don't feel bad, you are probably smarter than most of your friends.

[Anonymous No.57217597]

>>57214741
I don't care what you are in for nigger you better help your /biz/ buddies (me) out and post insidoor info <3 we won't tell anyone. Pinky promise.

[Anonymous No.57217602]

>>57217536
>daytrading
Feel bad for ya. Hope you get shilled something good in there son

[Anonymous No.57217676]

>>57214741
Let me copy your resume? I’ve been working in big banking for the past 6 years, sales, collections and CSR and I wanna get into Wealth Management or Financial Advisorship and my applications don’t even get looked at

[Anonymous No.57217882]

>>57217536
I’m 20, junior in college

[Anonymous No.57217885]

>>57217597
Don’t worry brah I’ll always remember where I came from :)

[Anonymous No.57217939]

>>57217676
Both panels who interviewed me said what set me apart from the rest of the competition was my cover letter, not my resume. You can imagine that big Fortune 500 companies get 1000 identical resumes for open positions (especially finance related jobs), so my advice (for what it’s worth) is to utilize your cover letter to really hone in on what makes you unique and desirable as an employee. For me, I emphasized the fact that I am a student athlete at the division 1 level, which makes me unique among my peers as I basically already work 60 hour weeks with sports on top of high academic achievement. They mentioned more than once how impressed they were with that and how that sold them on me. My resume was the same as everyone else’s, but my cover letter set me apart.
>tldr: Put some more effort and personal detail into your cover letter.

[Anonymous No.57217954]

>>57217939
>my resume including being a top 1% amateur athlete who did it for 0 (zero) monetary compensation
>just write a better cover letter bro

[Anonymous No.57217975]

>>57217954
Haha, yes I realize it’s kind of convenient for me, but everyone has something that makes them unique and desirable as an employee (even if that something needs to be embellished a little bit on the resume/cv). So find that little something or just fucking make one up, but be ready to talk about it and why it makes you different than everyone else.

[Anonymous No.57218067]

>>57217975
>fucking make one up
Surefire way to get blacklisted permanently.

>So find that little something
It was the accolade from an accredited institution that jibes with the country club. Having the degree or an extracurricular isn't enough, and you owe it to the people that supported you directly and allowed opportunity to access power.
Well done and congrats for you, but don't delude yourself into thinking it was only hard work by your merit that got you there.
It's an insiders world, tribal, and the developed world is regressing to feudalism.

Don't screw up, it's high risk high reward, the only failures I've seen have all promptly killed themselves.

[Anonymous No.57218119]

Perhaps modern society wouldn't be so divisive and dysfunctional, and resentful, if the powers that be were honest and upfront that hard work, sheer grit alone will never guarantee success and that the powers TO be had a mandated understanding that the virtue signaling around hard labor and sacrifice is only wage labor propaganda to promote the creation of factory and service workers that are expected to live to work, shit out the next generation of worker, and then die. We live in a global society of 2 parallel realities between capital barons and wage workers that potentially have nothing.

[Anonymous No.57218144]

So what to do if one is antisocial (does not talk with anyone or have any friends) and not particularly intelligent, but has good grades in university and spends most the time there reading the textbooks

[Anonymous No.57218156]

>>57214741
>Bro's
lol

[Anonymous No.57218181]

In addition, you were given the opportunity because you ingratiated yourself to folks that already have power, because you were given the opportunities and support structure to achieve and succeed, you have merit, but the people you are about to meet of a social tribe that denigrate and detest outsiders and everyday people in society that they gamble on, not groomed from their institutional stock.
I don't know that institutional managers are all born sociopaths but they're all invariably manipulated into them.

[Anonymous No.57218204]

>>57218144
use your alma mater to make connections and get moneys. If you really can't function around anyone, your only options are to start a business with a skill that will make you money, go hustle, go work a normal wage job that will keep you homeless, or broke, or poor, or let you live the average middle class lifestyle with the occasional vacation per year, standard benefits, standard life, or just kill yourself if you can't make it work.