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>> No.57194703
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CHINA
WILL
GROW
LARGER

>> No.57194706

ADDERAL IS BEING SUPPRESSED
BECAUSE IT IS EXCELERATING
CLOTS AND HEART ATTACKS
IN VAXXIES

This is financial advise

>> No.57194710
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happy fri-yay /smg/!!!

>> No.57194712
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/smg/ seems more schizo than usual today

>> No.57194714
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>>57194695
china is collapsing. 2024 summer will be bobo summer.

>> No.57194751

>investors trim upside options as 'euphoric' rally stalls
That sounds like a buy the dip headline to me. Also it's supposed to get very cold here next week and I'm not happy about it. Can we not have, you know, a winter where it just never gets very cold? Is that not in the cards?

>> No.57194757
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>CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

>> No.57194764

>>57194712
I also made the captain Taylor thread yesterday and it's still up. normally I wake up and there's been multiple threads, so /smg/ is super slow today too

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>>57194712

>> No.57194772
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>>57194712
>Your casino loses money, maybe we can do better.
>You think I'm skimmin off the top, BOBO?

>> No.57194777
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>>57194712
everything is as it should be

>> No.57194783

>>57194765
Built for high impact xeno sexual violence

>> No.57194791
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being sober sucks man...

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>>57194777
Checked.

>> No.57194800
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BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1743351143093223904

>> No.57194803
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57194803

Selling some more BOIL here from the 24-25 zone. Once the Crude to BrapGas ratio drops further we can finally kick off a new bull run.

Also note: so far chink Coal prices supporting the energy complex. Let's see when aussie coal catches up. That will help CEIX, ARCH, METC breakout of resistance and also be a tailwind for BrapGas.

>> No.57194805
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we sussin' or bussin' at 3pm est?

>> No.57194809

>>57194800
>Apple anti trust case #5389
>nothing happens

>> No.57194811
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>>57194791
Ikr especially when you have a ~50% allocation to CHINA. That's why I drink everyday.

>> No.57194812
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>>57194712
>/smg/ seems more schizo than usual today
I haven't slept in 36 hours because I've had a fever of 104 degrees. All night I was having auditory hallucinations. Think I'm losing it because I bought 4 dollar MPW calls that expire in 2 weeks. Think I'm completely losing it now.

>> No.57194815

>>57194791
i like to burn church incense, its like smoking without smoking

>> No.57194818

>>57194805
Cussin

>> No.57194822
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>the pros

>> No.57194824
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>>57194712
Because the Vaxxxies are die-ing around them and they cant hide it from them anymore.

>> No.57194826

How to short Chinese teapot refineries

>> No.57194829

somebody shill me the qrd on todays jobs data release. is bidenomics working?

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>>57194812
>Think I'm losing it because I bought 4 dollar MPW calls that expire in 2 weeks.
I think It's unequivocally over for you.

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>>57194822
>autistic neet manchild that posts his portfolio on /smg/

>> No.57194840
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>>57194712
When you have strong payrolls but weak services the market needs daddy Powell to guide the direction of the Sh!t&P!ss.
Rocker dropping an update and /smg/ lapping it up isn't helping things either.

And for some reason we got a depressed chink stonk buyer...>>57194811

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>>57194833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuXNumBwDOM

>> No.57194853
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>>57194714
the fuck does a bunch of insects do thousands of miles a way affect us markets in any way

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>>57194712
schizo threads right before the weekend are always the most fun

>> No.57194879

>>57194800
Will it just be a nothingburger like that FTC case against Amazon that's getting nowhere?

>> No.57194884

>>57194853
china civil war and taiwan invaded. Nshidia is ogre and nasdaq gonna heem.

>> No.57194886

>>57194812
That's a pretty high temperature anon, take care of yourself. I just got over a case of the coof (I think it was the coof) but I never really got a very high fever. Felt like shit though.
>>57194865
>tfw no crazy black metal gf who might chop off your weiner while you sleep

>> No.57194887
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>>57194712
we like to have fun here

>> No.57194895

>>57194467
Do we have enough people for the ships we already have?

>> No.57194902

why is pepsico down?

>> No.57194910
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57194910

End of the week. Time to bogle.

>> No.57194912

>>57194902
EU grocers calling their bluff on price hikes.

>> No.57194913

>>57194714
I wonder how much of the US is like Toronto with a "eurohousing" market.

>> No.57194914
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>>57194902
france drama or something idk i saw a clickbait article didnt click it

>> No.57194915
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57194915

What the fuck is this shit? Robinhood doesn't give you instant availability on deposits anymore? It says I have to wait until January 11th for my money to settle. This is unacceptable.

>> No.57194917

>>57194902
Some French supermarket pulled pepsi products because they're too expensive. KO Coreys are laughing at us again....

>> No.57194916

>>57194812
holy shit didn't your blood begin to boil?

>> No.57194919
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57194919

Where's /fit/ anon that regularly posted pictures of his back muscles? Did we lose another poster?

>> No.57194920

>>57194829
Strong labor market and wage growth means fewer rate cuts than the market was expecting.

>> No.57194923

>>57194910
how long has it been since she last showered?

>> No.57194924

>>57194910
She's got an arab "bf" that she cuckolds

>> No.57194932

>>57194915
>2023+1
>still using RH
lmao

>> No.57194938

>>57194895
Sounds like a good opportunity to buy robotics companies...

>> No.57194939
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BOBOS GO BACK TO YOUR CAVES. WE HATE YOU. EVERYONE HATES YOU. KILL BOBOS. BEHEAD BOBOS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A BOBO INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK A BOBO BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN!

>> No.57194940

>>57194920
But I'm expecting no rate cuts and I'm putting in 80% of my disposable income into the market.

>> No.57194942

>>57194822
>Calls himself macro
>strategy is CTA instead of macro like Alphadyne

>> No.57194943

>>57194915
Even Ally lets me spend unsettled funds.

>> No.57194946
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>>57194919
He's most likely too busy sucking as many dicks as possible. No time to post.

>> No.57194954

>>57194895
Something something AI ship pilots. Speaking of how autonomous are ships? All the museums I've been to make it seem like you need a lot of people to operate them.

>> No.57194956

>>57194853
The oil in the middle east is further away, but you send aircraft carriers and invade them occassionally. Sorry, I meant liberate.

>> No.57194962

>>57194915
>January 11th
are they physically transporting dollar bills to your account? thats a long time

>> No.57194967
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>>57194946
Rocker when are you going to start posting /smg/ updates on the Yugoslav commie glownigger video sharing platform known as Rumble Ticker: RUM?

>> No.57194969

>>57194853
>how do things that affect the place where everything is made affect the places where those things are bought
Yeah I can't figure this one out either.

>> No.57194980

>>57194940
Cool. A huge part of the market disagrees with you: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>> No.57194983

where is VIX market maker paypig anon?

>> No.57194985
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>>57194924
Well then she deserves to be saved in my skank folder.

>> No.57194992

>>57194920
>fewer rate cuts
so higher for longer? has the December market rally been because the market was pricing in cuts?

>> No.57194994
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>>57194916
Hopefully not. The weirdest part was that I was unable to think due to it being drowned out by the audio hallucinations. I was able to crawl out of bed and take an ice cold shower which nearly gave me a heart attack but also dropped me to 100 degrees.
>>57194830
It was only 10 contracts... Maybe it'll bounce back? I wasnt in the right state of mind when I put that in.

>> No.57195010
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>>57194967
Probably no need for that. Also i just realized I was trying to send money to my spending account on Robinhood not my brokerage account. My money ended up being instantly available once I fixed this. Mission accomplished.

>> No.57195017
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IM SUSSIN AND IM BUSSIN
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>>57194994
>I wasnt in the right state of mind when I put that in.
The fever literally melted the fats in your braincells liquifying your brain causing you to purchase 10 MPW calls with a $4 strike price. You should stay away from your brokerage account until you're feeling well again.

>> No.57195023

>>57194992
Yes. October to December was driven by Yellen tilting away from bonds to bills and extremely short bond market positioning rewinding.

>> No.57195037

Reminder that if you're short ZIM, you're an antisemite.

>> No.57195040

It's incredible how hostile this administration is to the country and economy that it allegedly is supposed to be in favor of protecting and growing. People on the right claiming the country is occupied by a foreign power at this point don't appear too far off the mark.

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>>57195010
>Probably no need for that.
Guess I'm doomed I'll baghold RUM till they go bust. I was convinced you moving to the platform would make the stock x10, a man can only drea...

>> No.57195045

RAISE THE INTEREST RATES
> RAISE THE INTEREST RATES
RAISE THE INTEREST RATES

>> No.57195050

>>57194994
kek, you didn't get the joke. At 100 degrees (celsius) water begins to boil. I'm EU.

>> No.57195058

I really fucking fell for collapsenigger propaganda for like 3 years straight. Fuck me I am dumb.

>> No.57195059

>>57195037
Considering most semites do not own ZIM stock, shorting it is the most pro-semetic thing to do. Giving the average Jew the chance to purchase ZIM at a lower price is one of the most pro-semetic things a goyim can do.

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>>57194695
AMD will 10x the next five years. Prove me wrong.

>> No.57195070

>>57194994
>>57195021

But yeah, fever when it becomes really hot is really frightening. Had strong fever on first time Covid. Actually felt like brain melting. Was at 40C which is 104 Fahrenheit for a short moment. If it went above for 1 hour or so, I'd went to the hospital. Was already taking paracetamol etc

>> No.57195072

>>57194915
Get a real boomer broker chud. Robinhood doesn't have faith in their zoomer base who keep using the Buy Now Pay Later mentality to investing.

>> No.57195073
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>>57195058
>I really fucking fell for collapsenigger propaganda for like 3 years straight. Fuck me I am dumb.
Now you'll fall for the China collapse propaganda. Or will you?

>> No.57195080

>>57195058
Well, then buy now? Looks like a sweet dip. This is not financial advice.

>> No.57195086

>>57194980
I think you misread my post because that link seems to show what I said I believe.

>> No.57195088

>>57195072
>faith in their zoomer base
Wasn't that their entire business model? Target zoomers who probably shouldn't be doing this stuff?

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>>57195070
You should be hospitalized and have an IV with a punch of pharmaceutical products going into your system.

>> No.57195098
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CIGNA
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>> No.57195099

>>57194994
>10 calls on MPW
What was your reasoning here?

>> No.57195101

>>57195088
That was before the SEC came in hard after SVB and SBF events. They can't take the chances during QE since we're in QT now.

>> No.57195103

>>57194811
Why the fuck wouldn't you just invest in America? Imagine trusting chinks with your money. I bet you get on Amazon and still complain about Chinese fakes.

>> No.57195104

>>57195086
You said you're expecting no rate cuts, and the market's telling you it expects like 5 or 6 by year's end.

>> No.57195108

>>57194994
ive had a fever that bad only once before, it was caused by food poisoning (spoiled beef, which mcdonalds almost fully hid the flavor of with chemicals). I remember seeing stuff like shimmering eels swimming in the air, not so much auditory hallucinations though. I also lived on the toilet though, so i couldn't stay in bed. Sometimes it would spew from both ends at the exact same time, which feels like dying.

>> No.57195109

>>57194954
>>57194938
Yeah I don't think you can replace sailors with robots yet. Like it's not even a software thing, no one has a mobile robot platform capable of doing that even if you assumed the software was there.

>> No.57195111
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Don't be zealous bobos. Late day, burning theta, accept some gains.

>> No.57195113

It's over.

>> No.57195120

>>57195099
I had drool coming out of my mouth and my only thought was that "hospital, people need hospital, me buy hospital calls, 1 week?? No 2 week good."

>> No.57195123

I want to short boeing but IV is way overpriced all up and down the chain.

>> No.57195125

So the cash is piling up in my FDLXX fund. At what point is this "crash" everyone is talking about going to happen? Should I start DCAing into VOO at two shares a week? Don't like holding this much cash even if it is getting a 5% yield.

>> No.57195133

>>57195073
Nope. Never being bearish again. Not sure what the china collapse meme is this time but I'm sure no matrer how dire it looks it will somehow blow over and bears will be left in the dust again.

The fucking moon could fall into the planet killing billions and we'd probably crab for that day.

>> No.57195135

>>57195120
Ah man, that's rough.

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>>57195103
>Why the fuck wouldn't you just invest in America?
I invest in USA but not as much and the reason is simple, I need to pay 30-50 P/E in USA, compared to china where I pay 5-7P/E.

>> No.57195143

>>57195125
if you're feeling bullish, all-in right now, if you're feeling bearish, hold the cash, if you aren't fully comfortable doing one or the other, just DCA.

>> No.57195144

>tfw selling my long positions (still in profit) with a short open so I contribute to the downward spiral
I never feel as much joy in trading as I do when I'm playing the bear.

>> No.57195152

>>57195064
I don't need to. You'll prove yourself wrong slowly these next 5 years.

>> No.57195153

The market is tanking 35% at closing bell. Don't ask me how I know. Last chance to get out.

>> No.57195155

Holy fuck I am in recruiting hell, getting my current job through connections was great. Now I want to nuke India as I'm applying for le epic LLM / AI engineering or (((data science))) jobs. These fucking indian recruiters holy shit lol. I am literally indian myself and I want to fuck castrate these subhumaniums

Ticker symbol ORCL

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>> No.57195165

>>57195064
>AMD will be 10$ in the next five years.
Agreed.

>> No.57195166

>>57195143
DCA it is. Thanks anon

>> No.57195170

>>57195144
You and your whole $300 robinshit account.

>> No.57195171

BETS chink shit is gonna make me lose thousands of dollars

>> No.57195174

based on Intel's shitty roadmap i think amd will continue to rise in the cpu market until at least 2026 most likely intel wont start clawing back until 2027.

>> No.57195175

>>57195155
I had an Indian recruiter call me to misread my resume over the phone and then tell me I wasn't qualified for a job very similar to the one I had before the last one.
I don't apply for companies that say they sponsor visas anymore. I'm so tired of dealing with them.

>> No.57195176

>>57195170
>$300
I'm not that rich, but it still feels good.

>> No.57195181

>>57195164
Tony has been bearish all of 2023 kek

>> No.57195185

>>57195155
Not even the DoD wants to use their trash anymore. It's very over for them.

>> No.57195198

Just a little bit more and my UVIX positions will start making money.

>> No.57195202

>>57195175
>>57195155
Do not redeem?

>>57195185
Does ORCL still have 2-3 co-CEOs? Never trust a company with this kind of leadership structure.

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Just acquired 3 shares of LRCX

>> No.57195223

>>57195206
If you want a semi play, you should buy AEHR before earnings on Tuesday.

>> No.57195234

>>57194902
>>57194917
Honestly, it was bound to happen. I'm waiting for it to happen to some Frito-Lay products. A fucking 9.25oz bag of Doritos is 5.49 right now. I quit buying most name brand type chips and switched to lesser known brands, local brands, or just the store brand. Its positively ridiculous how expensive junk food has gotten.
There's a certain point where expense and enjoyment interface, and any expense beyond that becomes too much. For me, a bag of chips is not worth that kind of money.

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these are monthly candles on the dow in 08
plan accordingly
im not bearish
im not doomish
jusssayyin

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>>57194915
Mother fucker you stupid Robinhood retards have had literal years, ever since they shut off the sell button during GME, to switch. You knew what kind of rat bastards they were. GET A REAL BROKER!

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>>57195237
red id, it's on

>> No.57195249

>Janet Yellen claims we have achieved soft landing

This is giving me "subprimes have been contained" vibes from mid 2000's holy shit, we are gonna crash and burn

>> No.57195250

Everyone in canada is becoming a realtor

>> No.57195251

>>57195223
Don't you think that's a bit of a commodity? Or do they have something special going on.

>> No.57195259

>>57195243
Real brokers do this too

>> No.57195265

>>57195251
Oh holy cow they have no debt.
>>57195250
Canada is beyond fucked.

>> No.57195267

>>57195250
thanks to your 5 year mortgages the leafs get to experience sticky inflation due to house flippers going bonkers

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That pussy better stank, otherwise, I don't want it. Popped a Perc 30 got straight to fuckin'. That pussy dulce. Smokin' fentanyl-laced cereal milk. I see God. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. That pussy got me screamin', cryin', pissin', shittin', shootin' ropes. Yeah we gettin' that Pirate Bay, alien, shish kebab, cordycep money. I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to fuck. Smokin' the Qui-Gon Jinn, Vietnamese, Phillips-head Runtz. She suck me like a cordless, Dyson V8. I'm in the k-hole lickin' balloon knot. When I got the meat cannon, I be shootin' straight rope. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Chanel optics got me seein' shit. I need fentanyl, slime! I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean! I smoke real Emrani, rapscallion, ghost nuggets. Y'all can't fuck with me. I'm him. I been him. I will continue to be him. Yellow rubies glistenin' like piss. Gulpin' sea monkeys by the gallon. My tummy feel crazy. That coochie yummy, slime. The coochie doin' it for me, slime. They thought they could stop the demon. I'm back. The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. We out here cloud seedin'. The scope bleamin'. You can't trust me. I don't even trust myself. I don't know who I am anymore. I'm getting too much money. Ass so fat. I'm peakin' off this Danny Phantom, slime! Can you remind me who I am? Get the President on the phone now! I fronted him a brick! I need my money! Hello? Blac Chyna?

>> No.57195274
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>>57195250
Top signal.

>> No.57195280

I'm feeling bullish on mpw, there's no way it will go wrong with interest rates starting flat or falling

>> No.57195285
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>>57195272
Based Dracula Flow poster.

>> No.57195290

>>57195243
>Try to buy so many shares people run out to squeeze short sellers
>Brokerage runs out of shares
>"REEEE WHY IS ROBIN HOOD SO MEAN"

>> No.57195294

>>57195155
Sorry anon but you'll NEVER be able to redeem.

>> No.57195299
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57195299

DUDE
WEED STOCKS
LMAO

>> No.57195304

>>57194915
Are you a cash account? Everything I can find still says they allow instant availability if you're on a margin account (which is the default)

>> No.57195309
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>>57195280
Why is it down 30%? Seems like a capitulation bottom unless there's terrible news like they'll go bankrupt in a few days or some shit.

>> No.57195323

>>57195309
>there's terrible news like they'll go bankrupt in a few days or some shit.
Isn't the business fundamentally fucked?

>> No.57195324

>>57195223
>>57195265
AEHR relies on the testing silicon carbide chips for EV to generate hype. Tesla saying they'll stop using silicon carbide started the top on that stock and their earnings results after kept it in a range.

>> No.57195328
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57195328

turns out that the majority of stocks mostly only go down

>> No.57195330

>>57195309
It's a debt heavy US commercial real estate REIT in 2024 and one of the big tenants isn't able to make rent.
You have to be insane to hold something like that.

>> No.57195332
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>>57195299
>WEED STOCKS
I’m movin' different. This shit ain’t nothin' to me, man. I’m a dog. I’m bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin' symbiote. Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, South Egyptian, fur burger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk bubba kush. We smokin' dung beetle. I’m on 12 Vicodins, smokin' on Scooby-Doo dick. We smokin' Sequoia, Banshee boogers. We snortin' that good Buffalo Soldier, tamarind, Jordanian gibbies. They must have amnesia. They forgot that I’m him. That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'. That pussy smell like a Hellcat V8. We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord’s bubbles. I’m sick in the head. I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs. I’m on them Georgetown geronimoes. I’m on them Nashville nibblers. I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk. I’ll have to stunt on them next time. I don’t give a fuck if I go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway.

>> No.57195334
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57195334

>Me about to kick off the weekend early

>> No.57195336
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57195336

Cool image showing treasury bond returns going back to 1850s. Really shows how massive the impact of the 1980s peak rates was and the subsequent cuts for the golden bond bull run.

To put it in perspective bonds returned in the past 40 years (2021-1983) what they had done in the previous 80 years (1983-1906).

Coincidentally you will only ever see 60/40 data going back to the 80s. Given that right now yields are closer to the historical average of 5% it means on a forward basis you should expect about half the return from bonds that you saw from the 80s until today.

It also suggests that even for old people bond allocation should be reduced on a forward basis

>> No.57195337

>>57195259
No they don't.

>> No.57195352

>>57195324
The EV thing sounds kind of irrelevant. It reminds me of STM where the hype is around the EV stuff but their products are pretty generally useful.
The same MOSFET arrays you use in an ESC can be used for inverters in those portable battery banks campers/homeless people use for example.

>> No.57195356

>>57195259
No, I had TDA during the initial GME explosion and never had issues with them (and I traded it, did very, very well).

>> No.57195362

>>57195304
Yeah I posted again correcting myself. I have a Robinhood debit card as well and accidentally started to deposit to that instead of the brokerage. I still have instant availability and used part of it to short SNAP.

>> No.57195368

>>57195352
STM is a bigger company with many pots in the kitchen. AEHR is a small cap with one main business driver. Hence its price action versus the broader SOXX/BAKA sector.

>> No.57195372
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57195372

i will soon have the chance to yolo $5,000. this is the most i've ever gambled i mean traded with. what do i bet on i mean invest in?

>> No.57195378

>>57195309
Their main tenant can't pay rent and it's about to get fucking liquidated

>> No.57195381
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57195381

>Noooooooooo! You guys can’t run a successful business! It’s unfair!

>> No.57195388

>>57195368
>AEHR is a small cap
Sounds to me like there's less inertia preventing them from pivoting if something goes sideways. I'm buying.

>> No.57195391
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Me right now

>> No.57195398

>>57195356
I fucking miss TDA, I hate the schwab layout.

>> No.57195399

>>57195381
I shorted them because they can't manage basic maintenance on their operating systems. Their engineering culture is dead and that's their line business. All of the other capital has no value without the theory in the heads of the engineers to apply to it.
The monopoly stuff is a side show.

>> No.57195405

>>57195334
>about to kick off the weekend early
same. im about to make some homemade mashed potatoes for my steak dinner tonight. gonna steam some broccoli too. gonna play some dance dance revolution and run on the treadmill in a rubber suit and work up an appetite. then will settle in with some comfy nintendo vidya for the evening while slurping a cookies n cream milkshake. peak comfy

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>>57195323
>>57195330
>>57195378
Well idk the financial position of the tenant but if they're liquidating then it's probably over, if the tenant can make it though they should be fine for 2024 considering only a small portion of the debt matures in 2024 and they turned back to profitability last quarter. I'm not buying this crap though.

>> No.57195414
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57195414

Threw some change into autodesk too

>> No.57195417

>>57195391
I've never understood how the hell you hedge crypto shorts. Futures? Or does everyone just short them naked and wait to get stopped/liquidated?

>> No.57195420
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>>57195391
God, chinks are disgusting and women should be legally barred from investing. I don't get what baggot sees in them.

>> No.57195430

>>57195398
I was thinking of opening up a TDA account but was waiting for what happened after Schwab's buy out. So it seems ThinkOrSwim is getting messed with badly.

>> No.57195442

>>57195336
bond cucks deserve no returns

>> No.57195447

>>57195430
>ThinkOrSwim
i had a Klaus Schwab wagie give me a tutorial of ThinkOrSwim but i dont think i like it compared to boomer StreetSmart Edge. I told them i will switch when they make me switch but not a moment sooner

>> No.57195448

>>57195420
he's one of the tribe so they are made for one another. many beta heebs + chink women marriages; hence the creation of elliott rogers and that porn BJ gagger hapa.

>> No.57195465

>>57194800
>Bad apple, here's your 1 million dollar fine, hope you learned youre lesson

>> No.57195469

>>57195420
I like the way they look but I'm (very small) part jewish so maybe there's something going on there.

>> No.57195489

>>57195398
I agree, though I do most of my stuff in ThinkOrSwim anyway and that didn't change beside becoming blue instead of green.

>> No.57195492
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57195492

1) What the fuck is up with SOXX vs SOXL today? That's not exactly what I'd call 3x returns

2) Where's that faggot who was shilling TMF? I'd like to talk

>> No.57195495

>>57195447
I can't comment on either. But it seems the ecosystem around ToS is larger because so many ppl have wrote scripts in that system. So its easier to get and retain customers in your brokerage when ppl make their "prioprietary indicators" for sale that work only on ToS.

>> No.57195498

>>57195413
Tenant might pay them back q4, otherwise there's going to be a big slug out bk

>> No.57195513

>>57195498
My sell target is 3.90 over the next month

>> No.57195547

>>57195495
>I do most of my stuff in ThinkOrSwim
there is objectively more info in ToS compared to SSE but for what I do its kinda unnecessary. I am able to place, edit, and cancel orders very quickly in SSE which is more important to me than being able to look at futures charts and volume at price analysis on a candle by candle basis. im sure i'll get used to ToS eventually. But i want to paper trade a bit on it first and get a setup that works for me. My SSE setup is comfy and good for what i do.

>> No.57195550

buying more ABR today i guess

>> No.57195563

>>57195420
Pretty sure that's a gook. If you're going to be racist, be an accurate racist.
Also, she's cute.
>muh surgery
She's still cute.

>> No.57195564

>>57195492
Soxl and soxx are both green though?

>> No.57195574
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Today’s moves leave me with 1 spot open in my jpeg

>> No.57195588
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57195588

WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTE

>> No.57195590 [DELETED] 

>>57195391
I thought it was happy because the trade took off.

>> No.57195600

>>57195492
>>57195564
you thought Direxion wasn't gonna get paid on top of their management fees?

>Where's that faggot who was shilling TMF? I'd like to talk
I got hated on by some TMF/TLT fanbois when I told them they were at resistance. Powell an't speaking until the END of january so unless the Bank of Japan ends YCC I don't see any other major catalysts for bonds when everyone went long already.

>> No.57195602

>>57195590
its just a mashup of 2 unrelated things

>> No.57195610

>>57195547
ThinkOrSwim mobile is actually really good for doing simple orders. Its actually way easier than doing orders on desktop, so I'm not sure why they don't port some of that simpler UI there. Sometimes you just want to smash out a buy/sell order and having to navigate all the fancy shit gets in the way. That's why I like doing those from mobile because it IS designed for that easier access.

>> No.57195632

I am fully deleveraged now. Hopefully this drawdown doesn't last too long and I can claw my levered shares back.

>> No.57195644

you better take profits while you can bearfaggots
tax selling is now over, prepare for the bounce on monday
you were warned
you will not listen

>> No.57195659

>>57195610
interesting i'll have to check it out but on general principle i dont want to become a phonefag. Schwab's mobile app kinda sucks for placing orders imo. I think i will be able to get ToS desktop to something usable for me eventually but my main concern as a scalper is being able to place, edit, and cancel orders quickly while still seeing all the action on the charts and seeing my P&L on my open positions. I'll have to fuck around with it some weekend

>> No.57195668

>>57195644
You said that yesterday though.

>> No.57195673

>>57195632
CPI report comes out Thursday 11th. After that we have to wait for Powell to open is mouth again at the end of the month.

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>>57195644
>1pbtid
>digits checked

>> No.57195687

>>57195659
I can't imagine trading on a phone. I always need about 7-9 tabs across three windows (FA, DD, TA) unless I'm just buying 0dte options on a whim.

>> No.57195688

>>57195644
What makes you so convinced. Looks like things can go either way. I am planning on DCAing into VOO over the next few months. Convince me why I should just drop 20k into it instead at once.

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>cigna

>> No.57195706
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57195706

What Phone does /smg/ own. And why is it not Xiaomi?

>> No.57195715

>>57195574
>square enix etsy crowdstrike lilly lam
companies worth owning
>everything else
sell and buy komp, qus, arkk.

>> No.57195721

>>57195706
Motorola G200. Nice clean OS without bloatware, 144hz IPS screen (I hate oled), 8gb ram and snapdragon 888. Checks all my boxes.

>> No.57195727

>>57195706
I just use linephone on a thinkpad with free WiFi hotspots.
Phones are retarded.

>> No.57195728

called it
>>57192040

>> No.57195730

>>57195687
Just grow bigger balls

>> No.57195743
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.57195747

Theta is fake and gay right? Any options niggers care to chime in?

>> No.57195751

>>57195743
Better than I expected to.

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>>57195743

>> No.57195756

>>57195706
pixel7 with grapheneOS and I removed the microphone and all cameras

>> No.57195761
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>10$ down today

>> No.57195764

>>57195747
I'm short ACIC puts, I think it's fine.

>> No.57195769

>>57195659
>but my main concern as a scalper is being able to place, edit, and cancel orders quickly while still seeing all the action on the charts and seeing my P&L on my open positions. I'll have to fuck around with it some weekend
I suggest you look at some youtube tutorials. I had to practice some for a while and get my windows set up, but I basically did what you said for months a few years ago.

>> No.57195771

>>57195743
I lost money

>> No.57195772

>>57195743
Bought back my MARA from yesterday. Nothing else to do since Payrolls and Service ISM didn't give either side a clear victory.

See you CPI Thursday!

>> No.57195778

>>57195743
I made money

>> No.57195780

Im ip banned. Post a thread. Warn ethereum hodlers. They just censored us senctioned users. This is not fud. People will be jumping ship before you can say sell.

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>>57195743
I'm not fucking checking

>> No.57195789

>>57195721
Wow pretty decent specs on these Motorolas, wasn't aware of that.
>>57195727
Kinda based desu.

>> No.57195793

>>57195780
not a crypto thread, go elsewhere.

>> No.57195795

>>57195743
-.14%

>> No.57195800

bears are so fucking delusional

>> No.57195802

>>57195743
Flat like my sister.

>> No.57195805

>>57195789
Phones have to ship with massive CPUs and 6gigs+ of RAM these days. Have you seen the garbage software that gets put on them?

>> No.57195808

>>57195764
but doesnt it really all depend on underlying movement. Like all that time value decay could instantly regain its value if Mr. Rothschild or the Saudi Price feel like moving the entire market on any particular day?

>> No.57195817

>>57195743
+0.34% taking it slow before shtf

>> No.57195822

>>57195600
>Powell an't speaking until the END of january so unless the Bank of Japan ends YCC I don't see any other major catalysts for bonds when everyone went long already.
the more they dump bonds the better
interest rates have peaked and this is the undeniable truth, rates can only go down from here, so there's zero reason to get out of TLT. The more they dump it the more i will buy.
>>57195688
>What makes you so convinced
Look, I will not go on a tangent to provide a full course on macroeconomics, but
>first week of january is almost always red because of tax selling, specially after a monster rally like the one we had november-december
>the key thing about this is that it is not based in any fundamental change in the narrative, economy or the market as a whole that was driving the previous rally
>most of the actual dumping is being done by dumb money, ETFs and shit, smart money is still far from being fully invested
>interest rates have peaked, rate cuts = equities go up and this is an absolute rule until we go into recession territory, which won't happen this year due to election shenanigans
>everything was overbought and overextended as shit so it only made sense for it to go down for a bit
The macro hasn't changed. The factors that rallied us in november are still at play. Everyone knows this so the dip will eventually be bought.
Since fedman won't be up until January they're just shaking the tree.

>> No.57195832

>>57195687
I used to trade from TDA's online portal only, mostly options, as we couldn't have phones at work and I was using my work desktop (so no ToS, and ToS's website version didn't load on it). I had to use price charting websites with live data (or just use the tiny chart in the corner on TDA). Believe it or not, I actually still made money. It was a pain in the dick compared to ToS, but it could be done.

>> No.57195838

>>57195808
>but doesnt it really all depend on underlying movement.
That's the whole point? That's what the P in PDE stands for.

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>>57195743
its steak night

>> No.57195856

>>57195838
>That's the whole point?
isnt the point that the passage of time itself makes it lose value and NOT the underlying movement?

>> No.57195866

>>57195805
>Have you seen the garbage software that gets put on them?
I'm not a cooder, but I've heard it's all bloatware poo.

>> No.57195869

>>57195832
I just use the default "boomer" UI on Etrade. I like some of the charting features in TOS but they're not as necessary as people think they are.

>> No.57195878
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>>57195743
I'VE BEEN CRABBED
+0.02%

>> No.57195877
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>>57195822
>The factors that rallied us in november are still at play
I respectfully disagree, sir.

>> No.57195883

>>57195743
I'm up $5!

>> No.57195885

>>57195822
You don't have the slightest feeling that things are still pretty overvalued? PE ratios are off the charts.

>> No.57195887

>>57195743
+.18%
My SPXL short is up .2%.
My BULZ long is up .84%.

>> No.57195888

>>57195822
Bond King Jeffrey Gundlach basically told ppl the same play I told people into the last FOMC. Take profits after the pivot pump as TLT banged its head at 99-100 and go into growth stocks then rotate back to Bonds in 2H of 2024.

>> No.57195895

>>57195743
Another day with -.8%
It's unironically over

>> No.57195905
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>every time I try to swing trade tsla a bunch of chopy fuckery ensues.

>> No.57195912
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>>57195743
>-0.84%

>> No.57195927

>>57195869
Fanciest I ever got was to dig into level 2 data and keep that window up to see where the trades were piling up. I'd use that to try to set lower and upper bounds to buys/sells.

>> No.57195933

>>57194847
>no chink
rip in 2024

>> No.57195936
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>>57195802

>> No.57195945

>>57195856
Oh I see what you're saying.
Time doesn't mean anything without the volatility. Just think of the probability of a random walk crossing some line within a time window and how that probability changes based on the size of the window.

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>>57195743
Well, uh. Eight more cents would have made me a little happier, I don't really want to have to go down by TWO dollars in strike prices next week... That will evaporate a week's worth of gains!

>> No.57195960

>my pay went from $36 an hour to $26 because of taxes
>I still owe -$127
I hate this bullshit so fucking much.

>> No.57195992

>>57195960
the best part is that your taxes are being used to fund the destruction of the boarder to replace you and your family...
>BUH BUH MUH ROADS!

All Tax is theft

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>>57195960
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
https://youtu.be/X6FqTOxOPrU?t=7

>> No.57195997

>>57195960
Anon, owing a little tax is a good thing, it means you weren't giving the government an interest free loan all year. People who get excited about big income tax returns are retarded.

>> No.57196007

>late 2023
>have meeting with bank
>tell me I have a lot of cash just doing nothing
>convince me to 'make the money work for me'
>put it into an index fund
>5 days into the new year and I'm down $87
I got scammed, didn't I?

>> No.57196008

>>57195960
>Voluntary leave job
>Collect unemployment
>Choose to have it taxed
>File taxes
>Refund goes from ~$200 to $2000
lol, lmao even

>> No.57196010

>>57195927
>dig into level 2 data and keep that window up to see where the trades were piling up
how can you even do that on a ticker like SPY where level 2 data moves so fast. AAAAANANND there are a lot of fake algo buy/sell orders being opened then cancelled quickly to confuse things even further

>> No.57196018

>>57195992
I don't get what the fuck is the point of taxes when we still spend trillions over budget anyways

>> No.57196021

>>57195933
the cia is literally in the midst of orchestrating the downfall of the ccp and wall street is their henchman in this affair. i'm not buying china until the chinese exchanges are shut down and physical shares are being bartered for silver rounds on the curb of the chinese embassy.

>> No.57196025

>>57196008
>Voluntary leave job
Doesn't that make you not qualify for unemployment?

>> No.57196031

>>57195877
cool, please by all means short TLT
>>57195885
yes it's overvalued as shit, so what? do you think the market cares? it will not care until the chicken comes to roost and that's gonna be in a few months at the very least
>>57195888
this makes some sense, but at the end it means bond will rule anyways

>> No.57196033

>>57196007
Think of investing like poker. Can you tell whether someone is a shit or good poker player after 5 hands? Or more like 50? Or 500?

>> No.57196040

>>57195945
true the probability of a large movement decreases as you get closer to expiration, but what if the saudi prince wakes up one morning and is feeling zesty and places a huge market buy/sel order, then all that theta decay instantly regains its value and then some. theta is kinda fake and gay

>> No.57196045

>>57196007
That really doesn't sound like something a bank would normally do, I guess they're really worried about people doing things like what I've done and using their brokerage as their "bank account?"

>> No.57196056
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>>57196021
>the cia is literally in the midst of orchestrating the downfall of the ccp
Yeah, and I'm sure the FBI is hunting down those people on Epstein's client list. While the DEA is busting fentanyl kingpins.

>> No.57196075

>>57196010
TDA has a chart that kind of shows bars/lines, with the center at the current price. You see troughs and walls based on short (few orders) and tall (lots of orders) bars. I don't look at the actual order book, because that does indeed move super quickly. You look at that wall/trough to see where orders are thick and thin. If some fag is trying to dump 8k shares at 50 bucks, then you probably aren't getting passed that wall in a while. So if you were in short term options and already making money, that's a good time to consider selling. Same for the opposite, if there's a big buy wall then its a good time to consider buying in.
Of course that also depends on momentum, length of options, and risk factors, but it was a good rule of thumb for short term plays.

>> No.57196080

>>57196025
It should but it didn't for me I guess, sometimes I feel like they really don't have anyone checking these things. I had a few friends who did the same shit at the beginning of covid

>> No.57196084

>>57195997
>it means you weren't giving the government an interest free loan all year.
I gave the government $30k in estimated taxes that I'm going to get back. That's $1.5k in lost interest I'll never get back.

On the bright side, it means I won't need to prepay estimates next year.

>> No.57196085

>>57196040
Yeah the model uses a random walk as a model for the underlying and everyone knows that's not at all how it works.
If you want a better option pricing model use rough volatility which handles some of the weird technical stuff markets do a little better. You have read Mandelbrot's book right?

>> No.57196086

>>57195885
PE is slightly above average overall, nowhere near bubble valuations outside of a few outliers

>> No.57196101

>>57196080
>at the beginning of covid
Ah, now I get it. Lol Nigerians scammed our states unemployment so hard during that time, it was very impressive.

>> No.57196110
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What the fuck was today?

>> No.57196122

>>57196033
>>57196045
I can assure you that if I don't see a profil by the end of the year, the streets will run red with their blood

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>>57195802
Tfw no flat sister

>> No.57196136

>>57196122
This is why they don't normally do that... I feel like I should double down on my bank shorts. Which bank was this?

>> No.57196142

>>57196101
I did mine way before covid, like 2017

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At this rate I'll never be a billionaire

>> No.57196159

>>57196136
Don't worry, I'm not American

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>>57196146
Powell will make us all billionaires. The next decade will be the era of trillionaires.

>> No.57196181

>inflation ripping despite energy prices being way down from the same time last year
Only 3.6
Not great

>> No.57196194

>>57196021
>betting on the CIA in current year
lmao it's all fags, blacks and latinx women https://youtu.be/X55JPbAMc9g?si=4zXkSkEJYyGmnepR

>> No.57196208

>>57196194
There are no "superpowers" anymore.

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>>57196110
Doji

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>>57195743
/cashgang/. I spent the better part of lunch watching my snails mate. They latched together and stayed that way for over an hour. It was indecent.

>> No.57196318

>>57195391
Was she long or short there?

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>>57196130

>> No.57196327

>>57196303
What's your thesis for staying cash. I'm getting antsy to invest. In anything really.

>> No.57196335

>>57196318
Oh wait nevermind i missed the first couple seconds. That's brutal.

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>>57196319
hng

>> No.57196355

>>57196327
TLT just retested its 200day meme line today. If it bounces up on Monday it’s a good swing trade up. Plus bonds are a good place to be if they don’t renew the BTFP in March which no one is talking about for some reason

>> No.57196364

>>57196327
No thesis. I only swing trade, took profit at the top, and decided for nebulous reasons to sit out the short signal. It wouldn't have been much of a win anyway as the signal came on that first big red. I will probably take the next one, either direction.

>> No.57196365

ICCT

>> No.57196398

>>57195706
Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra

I am rich and use my profits to live lavishly

>> No.57196432

>>57195706
Samsung Galaxy note 9

I am broke as fuck and use my profits to cover my losses

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>>57196398
>>57196432
The duality of man.

>> No.57196500

>>57195706
It's some kind of Motorola i don't know

>> No.57196556
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>>57195756
Based af. How did you remove the mic and camera is that a feature or you have to do some complex procedure? I bet you own XMR.

>> No.57196618

>>57196031
You have to understand that Gundlach wants to outperform the benchmarks so he will reallocate as appropriate. Of course if you have less capital to make that worthwhile then by all means do 100% TLT or TMF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKtTjjCJHtQ&pp=ygUNZ3VuZGxhY2ggY25iYw%3D%3D

>> No.57196625

You guys aren't posting from a Samsung J5 with tracfone service?

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>>57196346
cutie spotted

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>>57195372
Save

>> No.57196656

new

>>57196417
>>57196417
>>57196417

>> No.57196662

>>57196656
Umm kinda early to bake?

>> No.57196669
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57196669

Complete noob here, what is the advantage of buying ETF/Index vs just investing in big tech companies and holding and having the flexibility to sell when i feel like it?
My dad buys specific stocks in big tech/oil companies but everyone else keeps telling me to buy more passive and "safe" stuff like ETF
I only have like $40k to invest so I just want to see more gains and don't care if the price fluctuates in the short term

>> No.57196739
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fuck you early baker

>> No.57196762
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>>57194812
I may join you Monday fren. It’s reacted off of the 200ma every time, though only quickly once in the past few months.

>> No.57196809

>>57196739
she's trying to divide us

>> No.57196832

>>57196669
>sell when i feel like it?
wat
>what is the advantage of buying ETF/Index
You get to give money to Larry Fink so he can change the world for the best with ESG tikkun olam. Also you don't have to buy 30 to 500 different stocks yourself.

>> No.57196864

>>57196669
>what is the advantage of buying ETF/Index
Lower volatility
>specific companies
Can sometimes beat the market for a while if you have insider information

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>>57195249

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>>57196110
Sometime next week we will blast the fuck off. Probably with whatever spoofed numbers they cooked up for Thursday.

>> No.57196934

>>57195743
should have sold before 2024

>> No.57196945
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>>57196110
>>57196930
Picrel on blast off. Got excited byPrepare your anus.

>> No.57197049
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>"still a little life left in this one"

>> No.57197082
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>>57197049
Hope your weekend goes well!

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>>57197082
Thank you
I have no plans and no idea what I'm going to do
I hope you have a good weekend too

>> No.57197437

Dead market

>> No.57197449

>>57197049
beep.....beeep....

>> No.57197507
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BEEEEEP

>> No.57197513

>>57196945
it will break your meme line and go below 4500 this month

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>>57196945