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im so mad, i spent a decade (im 25 near 26 now) devising a perfect long term investing strategy but my parents wont give me money to manage and i waste my youth not fucking bitches and chase fast profit

im a total failure earing 70k per year and have to accumulate money again

like what the shit im still a virgin, there were bitches like me but i said i want to become billionaire first (word to word) like what the shit jews?

I hate capitalism bro

>> No.57193876

>>57193858
homies be like parents gifting them money to buy home and open resturants and shit and i got none

>> No.57193890

>>57193858
just go bang a prostitute where it's legal. I do not understand you incel faggots.

>> No.57193902

>>57193890
its whoring and disgusting

>> No.57193911

lol my parents gave me money when i was 18 and i'm now retired cause of crypto

tough shit, should've rerolled your character before you were born bro

>> No.57193920

>>57193858
>but my parents wont give me money

stopped reading there. kys retarded zoomer faggot

>> No.57193927

>>57193911
fuck me bro, they are so cheap and the one who told me to make money is my first gf back in high school, i did have some achievement but not nearly enough

>> No.57194290

>>57193858
What's your strategy then

>> No.57194310

>>57193858
I remember when i was 26. I was pumping birds
>>57193920
>ALL
>>57193927
>NIGHT
>>57194290
>LONG

>> No.57194311

>>57193858
>spent a decade
>now 25
if you see work you did as a 15 year old as valid and haven't made a new kind of thesis then you are ngmi

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57194318

>>57193858

Huh?

$70k/yr is great man.
26 and a virgin isn't a big deal.

Just be yourself.

>> No.57194338

>>57193858
dude come meet me let's have fun

>> No.57194341

>>57193858
Get an actual loan? with no risk to daddy. retard

>> No.57194406

>>57193858
im in a similar situation, except 27
sorry to hear about your plight
don't worry i have it worse
took care of my dying alcoholic mom because my dad was too incapable (80 and physically disabled as shit)
I had a sick job lined up out of undergrad like 5 years ago, instead stay home to do the "responsible" thing because that job was in NYC.
now my dad is not dying but old af, he has a +$10M net worth easily and im stuck applying for remote jobs because he needs help
i turned $40k to $500k in crypto. but i just want a career and normal live
atlest im not a virgin, I actually have a kid on the way.
its that simple reason i wouldn't trade places with you for the world

>> No.57194451

>>57194406
why wont you leave him along? he can pay for caretaker

>> No.57194460

>>57193858
This whole board is just an outlet for spergs to post their revenge fantasies.

>> No.57194468

>>57194341
most rate are 15%+ and i have to find it lower than 7% to make it work

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57194470

>be a retard
>do retarded shit
>doing retarded shit results in retarded consequences
>i hate (external catalyst of own, internal retardation)
You are the dumbest blackest gorilla nigger this world has ever seen

>> No.57194473

>>57193858
Who dat fat whore?

>> No.57194485

>>57194468
Either you think its too big of a risk (which your parents definately aslo do) or you plan to make less than 15% per year?

>> No.57194517

>>57194485
I need solid cash flow to make it work, i can timed the market and buy on the reginal low, i just need to keep buying

>> No.57194572

>>57194517
Solid answer.