/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57183746]

Astor edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjoK8Y8kkaw

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[Anonymous No.57183766]

[Anonymous No.57183768]

inb4 CIA shills

[Anonymous No.57183771]

Can somebody make a foolproof options tutorial for a brainlet?

Stuff I've learned so far:
>Never buy OTM
>Make sure the expiration date is at least 1 year out so you don't get fucked by theta
What else?

[Anonymous No.57183778]

here's your recession, bros

[Anonymous No.57183785]

>NATGAS bros...

[Anonymous No.57183786]

>>57183771
you better learn how to sos' the noff'

[Anonymous No.57183787]

Mumoids, did the yield curve re-steepen all the way yet?
Because you know that's what comes with rate cuts right? And when it re-steepens, that's when the market begins the crash?
And the yield curve has been historically inverted and the longer it's inverted, the worse the crash? Please tell me your faggot YouTube influencer taught you all this.

[Anonymous No.57183793]

>>57183782
um no?

[Anonymous No.57183799]

>>57183787
there won't be no rate cuts

[Anonymous No.57183800]

>>57183778
>164k
>goog ax's 30k overnight

[Anonymous No.57183804]

>>57183786
the fuck is that guy's problem? i havent tuned into the tastyjew for a while, hows the goyim lackey Tony doin?

[Anonymous No.57183806]

we are turning up again. bullrun continues and bobos keep losing money.

[Anonymous No.57183814]

>>57183799
Buddy look at fedwatch computer

[Anonymous No.57183818]

Quick what do I buy before the bullrun thoroughly resumes

[Anonymous No.57183817]

>Xi Jinping visits San Francisco again, but this time the city fails to completely hide the homeless.
>On his stroll through Golden Gate Park, President Xi comes across a homeless man and asks what misfortune befell him.
>"Oh, it's tragic." says the homeless man, "I spent all my money on Chinese fentanyl smuggled across the border from Mexico."
>Xi looks down, ashamed and sorrowful, then gives the man a $100 bill and keeps walking.
>Soon he comes across another homeless man and asks him for his story.
>"It's sad, Mr. President. I kept getting laid off from one job after another as they each got offshored to China in turn. Eventually I couldn't make rent and had to sleep on the street."
>Xi looks down, once more heartbroken at the sad destruction he wrought, and gives the man another $100 bill before resuming his walk.
>Finally he comes across a third homeless man in the park and, before he can get a word out, the bum screams "I INVESTED IN THE CHINESE STOCK MARKET, YOU FUCKER!" and strangles Xi to death.
>Everyone lived happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.57183824]

It's fucking over. It's so over. We're never coming back from this.

[Anonymous No.57183830]

Why is DYN up bigly? Didn't they just announce stock dilution?

[Anonymous No.57183833]

>>57183824

[Anonymous No.57183834]

redpill me on
>bonds

[Anonymous No.57183835]

>>57183814
i discard those gambling odds by qe addicted gamblers on withdrawal.
muh fedwatchfedfuntsplotdot has been signaling rate cuts for
>any day now
but
>two more weeks tops
since they started hiking.
economists who each are thinking very highly of themselves swore that the Fed couldn't raise rates higher than positive 2% or the entire system will collapse.
yeah but this time they'll be correct...

[Anonymous No.57183838]

I was just getting into this guy's videos and he disappeared from YouTube. Can't remember his name.. Where thefuck did he go?

[Anonymous No.57183841]

>>57183787
Shut up faggot. The crash will be the greatest of all life time. We will enter the great depression 2.0. Because CHINA is going to invade Taiwan. And there will be no more consumer goods because china will ban exports to USA. And USA will fall. It will be scary like the movie leave the world behind made by OBAMA.

You will own nothing. You will never be a real women. And you will never be happy.

[Anonymous No.57183842]

>>57183830
Sure, but until they're actually selling that may not show up in the price action. Think of dilution like a reverse buyback.

[Anonymous No.57183845]

>>57183800
>goog ax's 30k overnight
there are enough open jobs to fully compensate this unironically
you just hate america

[Anonymous No.57183851]

>>57183817
My dad works at the politburo and says China will pump in 2024.

Trust me.

[Anonymous No.57183855]

>>57183834
Turns out you can actually beat the benchmark in bond land (because shit bonds end up overweight in portfolios). That's why I shill WTBN to all my niggas.

[Anonymous No.57183856]

>>57183845
You know they leave those postings open to appear like theyre always on the up and up right?

[Anonymous No.57183860]

>>57183778
>Revised
lmao imagine trusting and of the FEDs "data" and "metrics"...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57183862]

>>57183841
Chyna is bluffing about the whole reunification meme.

[Anonymous No.57183867]

>>57183856
you just hate america.
period.

[Anonymous No.57183869]

>>57183860
Those jobs are government jobs.
JOLT data released yesterday showed we have the lowest job openings since 2014!!! The lag effect is kicking in. AHHHHOOGGWWWAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57183873]

>>57183817
Xinny the poo
Xinny the poo
Tubby little chubby all stuffed with fluff, he's
Xinny the poo
Xinny the poo

[Anonymous No.57183874]

It's been 1+1 week, where the fuck is my money

[Anonymous No.57183878]

>>57183869
Remember Jolt Cola?

[Anonymous No.57183880]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.57183882]

>>57183862
>Chyna is bluffing
until they need an outside force/issue to unite them and their plummeting population.

[Anonymous No.57183883]

>>57183860
>>57183867

[Anonymous No.57183885]

>>57183862
Chyna Tongue My Taiwan. Nigga.

[Anonymous No.57183890]

>>57183878
i remember getting jolt from the drink cart girl at the country club while playing junior golf at 8yo. peak comfy

[Anonymous No.57183896]

[Anonymous No.57183897]

>AMD green

[Anonymous No.57183903]

>>57183851
I trust you.

[Anonymous No.57183907]

Reminder: don't post coal, buy it.

[Anonymous No.57183908]

>>57183746
Thank you to the people here who mentioned NEP. Also, Steve Forbes came up in the Epstein docs!

[Anonymous No.57183919]

OH N-

[Anonymous No.57183924]

>>57183897
I hate NVDA so much. I lost money shorting that fucking thing last year. I will get my revenge. By either shorting it again or going long when I see the opportunity. I will avenge my loss NIGGA. I am the smartest man in the world. Living in a barbie world. Made of plastic. Shorting feels so fantastic. But so does buying when the plebs are selling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaA36K4J3bM&list=LL&index=1

[Anonymous No.57183927]

Ok, I'm leaving to restock on beer, the pain from the loss of Poem Anon is insufferable...

[Anonymous No.57183932]

>>57183851
I kind of believe you... but we need to see Hang Seng crash first.

[Anonymous No.57183934]

>>57183897
It looks a little chilly in that kitchen

[Anonymous No.57183938]

>>57183897
>ON NO NEWS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57183939]

>>57183882
>attacking a heavily defended island with ships that can barely make it out of the harbor when most of your population are retarded farmers and scammers.
What could possibly go wrong

[Anonymous No.57183942]

>>57183927
RIP Charlie.

[Anonymous No.57183943]

THIS MARKET AHAHAHAAH.

It's actually a trap. Just watch those faggots next week pump on cpi. Hell, we will even pump today, in 14 minutes or any other full hour.

[Anonymous No.57183955]

so uhh,should i short the nasdaq 2000

[Anonymous No.57183961]

>>57183771
Bumping this very important question

[Anonymous No.57183963]

>>57183943
>Just watch those faggots next week pump on cpi.
high probability of this

[Anonymous No.57183967]

>>57183943
Pumping on news?!

[Anonymous No.57183968]

>>57183842
Just did the math. The new shares were offered at just under 19 dollars when the stock was at 15 at the open. I've never seen a company dilute upwards before.

[Anonymous No.57183982]

>>57183968
>dilute upwards
these are the kinds of phrases that define Buydenomics

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57183989]

Watch the Jews leave Gaza tonight, and us pump on peace in the middle east.

[Anonymous No.57183996]

>>57183939
They'll dump 100,000 corpses into the Taiwan strait and walk across the resulting bridge.

[Anonymous No.57183997]

>>57183989
>peace in the middle east.
cool it with the Anti-Semitism please

[Anonymous No.57184000]

AMDEEZ NUTS

[Anonymous No.57184001]

>>57183771
This is a pretty good crash course
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/option.asp

[Anonymous No.57184003]

>>57183968
>>57183982
A 1% buyback tax implies there should be a 1% tax credit for dilutions.

[Anonymous No.57184018]

>>57184000
truly... i got scared of AMD over $100. but now, WOW! was i pussy.

[Anonymous No.57184024]

SQQQ dipped but looks like we're back in /biz/ness boys

[Anonymous No.57184033]

>>57184000
Trips confirm itsa short

[Anonymous No.57184038]

>>57184018
fundamentals dont matter

[Anonymous No.57184041]

>>57184033
not before it gets to 10000x earnings

[Anonymous No.57184043]

>>57184018
You meant you were not insane.

[Anonymous No.57184045]

>>57184038
this post should have been the 000 trips

[Anonymous No.57184047]

My brother is huge in this one bio company Pharmather. I bought in at like .40 cause he wouldn't shut up about it now it's 30 so I'm buying some more cause why not. Can anyone who isn't him (a retard) or me (another retard) tell me if there is any actual potential here

[Anonymous No.57184053]

>>57184043
poor, sane, and left behind lmao. My trading carrier summed up.

[Anonymous No.57184054]

>>57184038
i think what you meant to say was that fundamentally, fundamentals dont matter

[Anonymous No.57184056]

From reviews I heard that Starfield was the opposite of innovative. What the fuck? it won most innovative gameplay award.

[Anonymous No.57184059]

>>57183841
I want the greatest crash of all time faggot.
I'm short niggervida

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57184060]

>>57184047
Biotech is where all the innovations are, I would be invested in Biotechs that harness the power of artificial intelligence to create newer and more better innovations.

[Anonymous No.57184068]

>>57184056
The winners are picked by Steam users, who don't know shit or just pick whatever to get pieces of flair for their profiles. Although I'm sure a shitton of botting goes on too.

[Anonymous No.57184069]

>>57184054
mmm yes, quite so.

[Anonymous No.57184072]

>>57184056
Alex Jones video game should be on that list.

[Anonymous No.57184076]

>>57184047
The two diametric opposites in terms of research:
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/PHRRF
https://www.pharmather.com/investors.html

>>57184060
You meme, Baggie you retard, but that's basically SDGR.

[Anonymous No.57184078]

>>57184056
Remember when steam made games? That was nice.

[Anonymous No.57184088]

>>57184072
I don't think it made it onto the platform in time to nominate.

[Anonymous No.57184091]

>>57184078
Fuck steam they ruined my two favorite games (dota and counterstrike)

[Anonymous No.57184098]

>>57184091
interesting... how so?

[Anonymous No.57184103]

>>57183982
I feel like it got the point across better than "reverse buyback". Like wtf is that a sellforward? What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.57184107]

>>57184088
reminded me of metal slug... they did well.

[Anonymous No.57184110]

>>57184056
>Bester Soundtrack
Never change, Krauts.

[Anonymous No.57184112]

Bros...is day trading this easy? I just made 36% on trading a top gainer... it was that easy. What the fuck is this shit. DCA my ass.

[Anonymous No.57184120]

>>57184112
You can do that kind of thing once, but can you do it 10 times? 100? 1000?

[Anonymous No.57184125]

>>57184056
The other nominees did not have as strong of marketing to be in a normie's mindspace.
Shadows of Doubt is pretty fun though.

[Anonymous No.57184131]

>>57184103
>What does that even mean?
What does any of it fucking mean anymore?
>"safe and effective"
>"fair and secure"
>"strong and resilient"

[Anonymous No.57184150]

>>57184112
It works until it doesn't

[Anonymous No.57184161]

>>57184125
Don't know any of these. Not into gaming anymore. Only saw that there was a selloff again. At max I'd buy Resident Evil 2 and 3 Remake, if they were for 5Euros.

[Anonymous No.57184174]

Lean Hogs bros we're fucking back!!

[Anonymous No.57184175]

what happened to QS?

[Anonymous No.57184177]

>>57184120
fair. i will keep a log and let you guys know after this month. im pretty sure im going to get flagged for PDT too. ill open up a few other brokerages to get around this because i didnt write the rules, i just play the game better than they do.

[Anonymous No.57184187]

>>57184175
>QS
...quantitative sharting?

[Anonymous No.57184189]

I only play MSFS.

[Anonymous No.57184193]

Im tempted to buy stock in PayPal

[Anonymous No.57184199]

>>57184189
Also very based

[Anonymous No.57184201]

>>57184187
based and Americapilled
>these shartstains don't run!

[Anonymous No.57184203]

um bondbros?

[Anonymous No.57184211]

>>57184199
Checked. My portfolio is also all planes and KO.

[Anonymous No.57184213]

>>57184175
Don't they make batteries? Whole EV and lithium space has been eating shit for months.

[Anonymous No.57184216]

[Anonymous No.57184221]

i bought NTDOY. is switch 2 going to sell like hotcakes?

[Anonymous No.57184229]

>>57184203
Forget TLT, you're gonna want TMV.

[Anonymous No.57184236]

Please, please, I am begging you, buy PCT. This shitco needs to catch a bid and I'm sitting on inconceivable losses.

[Anonymous No.57184252]

>>57184216

[Anonymous No.57184273]

ELF is a short here, yes?

[Anonymous No.57184277]

Money is currently hiding in staples, utilities & health care adopting a defensive stance.

[Anonymous No.57184280]

>>57184216
>>57184252
Shit like this makes me think we're all actually dead and this is the actual factual "Hell"

[Anonymous No.57184285]

>>57184076
I dunno what to do with this but thanks friend

[Anonymous No.57184289]

>>57184236
I don't invest in companies without an internationally recognizable logo, mascot, and catchy slogan.

[Anonymous No.57184296]

>>57184229
are rates gann?

[Anonymous No.57184299]

>>57184236
lol recycling. lmao even.

[Anonymous No.57184307]

>>57184285
If Stocktwits won't shut the fuck up about a stock, it's probably a good time to sell. That website is all degen scuttlebutt. You can also search Twitter for "$[ticker]" to see what people think about a given stock.

The Investor Relations page has a presentation that gives you context for what the company does/is doing. You can then cross-reference that shit (drugs they're developing, FDA filings they plan to make) with the News page. Also valuable is their earnings call (companies usually post a link to a webcast on their News or Investors pages. Third party sites will often transcribe them as well.)

[Anonymous No.57184315]

>>57184216
I couldn't imagine being bothered by this lmao. Social media is already fake and gay who gives a shit if corpos play pretend on it

[Anonymous No.57184318]

im gonna go coom and fall asleep

[Anonymous No.57184322]

>>57184318
>Portfolio exactly matches SPY
Yeah, I'm gonna have to second that.

[Anonymous No.57184326]

>>57184315
Anon some people have bought into the hyperreality so deeply they cannot distinguish it from anything else. They see this as relatable instead of the disgusting skin suit it is.

[Anonymous No.57184332]

>>57184296
We reached peak rate cut euphoria and people are only now realizing what a clusterfuck the closed Red Sea is for inflation.

[Anonymous No.57184355]

Insider information here: Accesso (ticker: ACSO) will be losing two of their largest customers within 1-2 years.

[Anonymous No.57184368]

>>57184112
The $10 trade fee always stopped me ...

[Anonymous No.57184384]

>>57184216
Silence brand!

[Anonymous No.57184397]

>>57184332
interdasting thesis

[Anonymous No.57184404]

>>57184368
use commission free brokerages. if you can't, due to region. set up a fake insurance llc somewhere and "invest" using funds. employ yourself at this company and charge an intellectual property fee. pay that fee from your bank account. now use this company to trade. you lose out on margin but you now have the flexibility of trading in any country you establish yourself in.

[Anonymous No.57184406]

>>57184326
Okay and? That doesn't fucking matter lmao. You crypto lefties are so fucking tiring
>le gapital...
>le simulacra.....
>le rhizomatic systems......
>le hyperreality....
Who gives a flying fuck if some dumb nigger brained ytoid or actual nigger falls prey to the corpos playing pretend it literally doesn't matter. Believe it or not Wendy's pretending to be a real person doesn't actually harm society in any way

[Anonymous No.57184415]

>>57184406
Anon, not everyone is as "smart" as you are. You have to consider the effect of herding the masses like this. Better yet, do it yourself.

[Anonymous No.57184420]

>>57184355
Why? Competition? Some political thing?

[Anonymous No.57184421]

...crab day

[Anonymous No.57184447]

>>57183942
Ok I'm back going to dump around $2000 into China tomorrow and will be left with: 7$ in my wallet, a couple of days worth of beer, food to last for a month and a pack of Rothmans cigarettes. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.57184454]

>>57184415
I'm really tired of caring about them. They're just so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.57184460]

>>57184420
In-house solution has been worked on for the past 12 months, and it will be shipped in 12-18 months. Contract with Accesso expires in 2 years. Accesso is an awful partner.

[Anonymous No.57184470]

YOU GOT THE DYKES OFF I THINK THEYLL MIND ME BALL TONGUE IM A VAGABOND WE ARE JUSTIFIED BALL TONGUE CONGRATS YOU JUST FUCKED UP MY MAKEUP AND SHIT BALL TONGUE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME

[Anonymous No.57184475]

>>57184415
I don't consider myself smart nor do I value intelligence. Herding the masses is fine again there is literally nothing wrong with retards going "lol Wendy's said that xD" come back when you're worried about pedos leading every country not when you're mad company makes jokes on social media

[Anonymous No.57184481]

>>57184236
I won't buy a single stock.

[Anonymous No.57184482]

>>57184415
We're in an age where about 1/3 of the population is basically retarded and is propelling the downfall of society. Might as well enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.57184485]

I get all my investment info from yahoo finance

[Anonymous No.57184492]

>>57184307

[Anonymous No.57184511]

>>57184307
You're typing a whole lot and expecting me to run with it. I'm a retard anon do research for me and report back. Appreciate it pal

[Anonymous No.57184513]

>300k saved
>Still priced out of buying a 1100 square feet house

When?

[Anonymous No.57184518]

>>57184447
Please consider the following: >>57183817

[Anonymous No.57184538]

>>57184513
Just buy cash. If you've been investing in the broad market the amount you've made on top of what you put in should have at least matched the amount houses have gone up in price since you started.

[Anonymous No.57184540]

>>57184447
bought 150 shares of FLCH yesterday, I'm already down 1%

[Anonymous No.57184541]

>>57184511
Buy MARA

[Anonymous No.57184542]

>>57184513
I would have thought real estate would go by now, but who the fuck knows.

[Anonymous No.57184547]

How would you go about distributing 40K into the market? I've had no success lump summing anything but i also don't like sitting on that much cash not yielding anything.

[Anonymous No.57184550]

>>57184511
Sorry, buddy, not my pond to fish in. Hope you don't get rugged lol

[Anonymous No.57184557]

>>57184542
Wait until Jerome pivots

[Anonymous No.57184558]

>>57183817
>>57184518
Wow that's actually one of the best Bull thesis for China. I'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.57184562]

>>57184492
I'd suggest reading Morningstar reports or whatever the fuck but anon is clearly too ADHD for that. So you tell me what a better aggregator of bull/bear analysis on random biotechs is out there. Fucking reddit? Lmao.

[Anonymous No.57184566]

>>57184513
Just buy some land and build it yourself. Structures in the US are ridiculously overpriced.

[Anonymous No.57184570]

>>57184547
money markets are giving north of 5% while you sit on the sidelines

[Anonymous No.57184574]

First ASOT of 2024 starting
cam on Armin
PUMP THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.57184580]

>>57184547
Buy a treasury ladder (yes lump sum all at once) and as they mature DCA into index funds.

[Anonymous No.57184621]

>>57184540
>I'm already down 1%
It's so unequivocally over. I'm considering dumping $3k into Ping An Insurance when it makes a new low. Thought on this?

[Anonymous No.57184648]

>>57184621
>It's so unequivocally over.
if the rope from Temu arrives I'm doing it.

[Anonymous No.57184654]

>>57184621
>It's so unequivocally over.
are you in serious shit, feeling totally lost?

[Anonymous No.57184659]

just bought some COIN, am i a retard?

[Anonymous No.57184662]

>>57184621
>started the day over $200 up within minutes of market opening
>has shrunk to only $15
>will probably be red before the market closes
Nothing to gain, hollow and alone
And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own

[Anonymous No.57184669]

i don't know what i feel like buying today so i guess i'm in cashgang again

[Anonymous No.57184675]

>>57184580
>>57184570
Alrighty

[Anonymous No.57184678]

>>57184475
Being a wolf in sheep's clothing like these companies cultivating social media personality, is how pedos do their thing.

[Anonymous No.57184709]

>>57184648
Hanging yourself with a rope ordered from Temu is like playing Russian roulette with an empty revolver. My point is since It's ordered from PooDuoDuo the quality is so bad I'd bet that even a China man cannot commit sudoku with a rope ordered from PooDuoDuo. A European male though? Impossible, the rope will break within a fraction of a second. Either order rope from Amazon or AliExpress.

[Anonymous No.57184724]

>>57184678
No lol Wendy's making tweets has nothing to do with pedos you retard shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.57184753]

>>57184709
>A European male though? Impossible, the rope will break
oh but I am American. my end it rope had better rated for the tonnage range.

[Anonymous No.57184756]

>>57184654
>are you in serious shit, feeling totally lost?
I'll be ok. I got some beer.
>>57184662
>And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own
I FEEL THE LIFE PULLED FROM ME!
I FEEL THE ALIBABA CHANGING ME!
https://youtu.be/xmOOGeZE-aE?t=69

[Anonymous No.57184757]

>>57184280
>Plato's Cave

[Anonymous No.57184763]

Am I stocking marker right?

[Anonymous No.57184782]

>>57184753
Actually I'm glad you're ordering rope from Temu, you'll be posting for a long time here and that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.57184796]

>>57184763
wowzers
but you arent in the red. you are currently stocking markering better than many people.

[Anonymous No.57184799]

>>57184763

[Anonymous No.57184811]

>>57184763
>he didnt even loose money
what are you even doing?

[Anonymous No.57184822]

Today I will remind them.

[Anonymous No.57184854]

>>57184822
If I could I would set market sell orders for January, 1st 2026. Unfortunately that's not an option when setting orders... The question is why?

[Anonymous No.57184887]

Holy fuck, why is AMZN down so bad today???

[Anonymous No.57184898]

>>57184887
Tiktok intends to compete for their retail operation

[Anonymous No.57184903]

>>57184898
>Tiktok
>Retail

No fuckin way, any legit sources?

[Anonymous No.57184906]

>>57184887
bezos was on the flight logs
...probably

[Anonymous No.57184947]

Sorry guys... I'm the reason the market is so stinky today
They turned off my building's hot water for maintenance, so I haven't showered since Tuesday...

[Anonymous No.57184958]

>>57184887
I have quite literally nearly a million dollars I'm using to build a position on it. The markets algos don't know that, so they're hunting my short puts. You can expect it to drop further tomorrow. Specifically, it's going underneath 143 since that's where the next concentration of my contracts is. I have enough buying power to buy it down to the single digits and I will if I have to.

[Anonymous No.57184959]

>>57184887
Most download app in America is Temu. Get with the times It's unequivocally over for Amazon.

[Mairon No.57184960]

MIGI to the moon

[Anonymous No.57184968]

Besides why the fuck would that cesspit Tiktok have any impact on Amazon anyway? Doesn't AMZN make most of its money from cloud computing shit like AWS and barely any from retail? Weird that investors are dumping.

[Anonymous No.57184973]

>first they can't stop buying
>now they can't stop selling
>americans

[Anonymous No.57184977]

>>57184903
Bloomberg is where I heard that this am

[Anonymous No.57184988]

>>57184968
Its probably just down because retail. Although, when will they be realizing losses from rangs of power s2?

[Anonymous No.57185001]

>>57184763
Max comfy

[Anonymous No.57185005]

>>57184968
>~55 P/E
>Weird that investors are dumping.
Seems very logical to me.

[Anonymous No.57185008]

>>57184959
Amazon's main business is in server farms dumbass

[Anonymous No.57185016]

Are their investors with so much money that they are detached enough from reality to believe that Temu bullshit?

Brought to you by *cloudflare*

[Anonymous No.57185032]

>>57185008
>Amazon's main business is in server farms dumbass
Yeah 90% of their revenue is retail lmfao, the cloud business is high margin and as a result generates nice profits.

[Anonymous No.57185040]

>>57184973
The entire December rally was pure doom bull and very flimsy. It makes sense to me that there were would a decent sized shakeout off the top like this. I have chosen to sit out this bear leg to see what happens at support around 4550 s&p. There were GIANT GAPING HOLES left open below that. WIDE CAVERNOUS GAPS.

[Anonymous No.57185048]

So it seems *he* was right. The Dow Jones is the shit to be in right now (the strongest index since November).
Also, the f3gg has happened to the traded volume? It's absolutely negligible compared to prior years. Pathetic

[Anonymous No.57185054]

>>57185008
No it isnt. Wish people would stop acting like AWS is all amazon is now. AWS was 23 billion of revenue while sales were 87 billion. the difference is that the profit margin on aws is much higher. so that same aws generated 7 billion revenue while the sales only did 4 billion.

so many idiots like to act like AWS holds up the entire amazon business now. its not bigger than retail yet.

[Anonymous No.57185065]

Don't forget your SOXL weeklies before close, will giga pump tommorow to ruin puts.

[Anonymous No.57185084]

>>57184973

[Anonymous No.57185099]

>>57184724
You're talking about a company whose logo/mascot is a little girl.

[Anonymous No.57185102]

dude
stop buying

[Anonymous No.57185140]

>>57185048
>Also, the f3gg has happened to the traded volume?
A lot of sideline sitting i gather

[Anonymous No.57185142]

>>57185102
>Line go down lots, so line must go down more lots
>You buy when line down lots? You a stupid

[Anonymous No.57185143]

>>57185008
I bet Bezos regrets dumping all those shares over the past 6 months

[Anonymous No.57185154]

>>57185143
I bet he won't regret it in 12-18 months time.

[Anonymous No.57185155]

>The minimum wage is set to increase in 22 states today, per Axios.

Oh boy, I can't wait to pay $10 for a fucking onion or $50 for a cheeseburger soon

[Anonymous No.57185162]

>>57185155
Fucking commies man, they're so unbelievably ignorant...

[Anonymous No.57185169]

CAN PEOPLE STFU ABOTU CASH AT THE SIDELINES

[Anonymous No.57185172]

>>57185154
I was being sarcastic

[Anonymous No.57185187]

>>57185169
EYY IM RUNNIN OUTTA DRY POWDA OVA HEAHHH

[Anonymous No.57185192]

Why does my beer can have a prohibition sign with a pregnant woman inside it? Like what a pregnant woman can't have a can of beer?

[Anonymous No.57185198]

>>57185192
Just because your mother did doesn't mean others should

[Anonymous No.57185205]

>>57185198
My mother doesn't drink.

[Anonymous No.57185216]

>>57185099
Yeah... the founders daughter not sure what youre trying to say here anon but I know it's dumb

[Anonymous No.57185226]

>>57185192
Of course she can, kid will just come out retarded.

[Anonymous No.57185238]

>>57185192
because English is clearly not your first language

[Anonymous No.57185239]

fuck one of my positions crashed 30%

had an ok stop but wish it was tighter.

[Anonymous No.57185253]

>>57185205
What did you have for breakfast? And how would you have felt if you had not eaten it?

[Anonymous No.57185260]

>>57185216
Dave Thomas might not have been a pedo, but seems you've been asleep the last 10 years in regards to how bad the problem is.

[Anonymous No.57185269]

>>57185238
So what you're saying is, there aren't any prohibition signs with pregnant women on beer cans in the Anglosphere? That's good to know.

[Anonymous No.57185284]

Cigna is such a comfy hold. A warm blanket in times of chaos. I also feel safer in CRWD than I would in mag7 although I might be completely retarded for thinking the ladder.

[Anonymous No.57185288]

>>57185269
We do have "don't drink if you're pregnant" signs in men's restrooms now though, so there's that

[Anonymous No.57185302]

>>57185140
I really hate you animef*gs. You might be right though. Also, the 10Y is almost above 4% again. Good one

[Anonymous No.57185306]

>>57185253
I had two eggs fried in butter, 3 slices of bread with humus and 1 without, a tomato, olives, water and coffee. If I eaten breakfast I would be extremely angry yelling at everyone and I'd be posting some schizo shit on /smg/.
>>57185288
Lmfao that can't be real checking and keking my ass off.

[Anonymous No.57185313]

I need MSFT to reach 390 by Jan 19.

How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.57185318]

non farms and unemployment numbers tommorow

[Anonymous No.57185343]

>>57185313

[Anonymous No.57185363]

>CHINA
https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

[Anonymous No.57185364]

>tfw could have sold here
i'm seething

[Anonymous No.57185366]

>>57185343
WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.57185383]

>>57185364
>tfw could have sold here
That's something the ZIMmies will be saying tomorrow. You've been warned multiple times ZIMmers.

[Anonymous No.57185386]

>>57185313
That's going to be hard. They're doing everything they can to shove it down to 360 and they can't seem to pull it off because that stock is a beast in general, but they're trying. If they're trying to shove it to 360 though, it's going to have a Hell of a time getting to 390 in that short span of time because it will just be frozen in a small range. Unlikely to really pump. You never know though.

[Anonymous No.57185394]

What happened to the back posting /fit/ anon? Did he an-hero as well?

[Anonymous No.57185397]

>>57185343
it's over, isn't it

[Anonymous No.57185402]

>>57185302
>I really hate you animef*gs
says the lum poster. I am right, by the way.

[Anonymous No.57185410]

>>57185306
Oh it's real. I first started noticing a couple of years ago and now they seem to be everywhere.

[Anonymous No.57185414]

>>57185397
I hope not. I need the price to stay up so I can sell in March (for tax reasons)

[Anonymous No.57185434]

MARA's doing well today

[Anonymous No.57185442]

>>57185410
>Oh it's real.
I'm not laughing anymore. This needs to end, It's too much.

[Anonymous No.57185446]

>>57185054
Being bigger on profit margin makes all the difference. Why improve the profitable but low margin retail side of the business when compute is so hot right now and makes profit growth faster? Unless you're in the boutique business, retail is hell.

[Anonymous No.57185452]

>>57185364
Not called RiskOn for nothing, huh
>>57185313
Roll that shit forward my dude

[Anonymous No.57185453]

>>57185442
My friend quit alcohol for a year because that's what his wife made him to before they would try to have a child.

[Anonymous No.57185457]

>>57185414
don't worry about the stock itself, it's over for me because i need it to reach 394 by jan 19 or my option basically goes to zero kek. it's pretty much zero already anyway

[Anonymous No.57185458]

>>57185452
RiskOn apply directly to the forehead.

[Anonymous No.57185461]

I want to stretch out a filipina.

[Anonymous No.57185470]

>>57185453
Based wife. Although a year is probably too long maybe a month before they try to have a child.

[Anonymous No.57185472]

>>57185458
lmao

[Anonymous No.57185473]

>>57185458
...wow that takes me back

[Anonymous No.57185476]

>>57185458
Kek

[Anonymous No.57185478]

>>57185288
There has been a tampon dispenser in the men's bathrooms at work for the better part of two years now.

[Anonymous No.57185479]

>>57185363
may have to wait until after Taiwan's election and retards realize China isn't invading Taiwan, smoothbrains unironically aren't buying China stocks because they thing WW3 over TSM is coming.

[Anonymous No.57185483]

>>57183746
Just sold $40 boil calls for a hefty profit

[Anonymous No.57185495]

>>57185479
Based take. I will be allocating more funds to Ping An Insurance at like 3.5 P/E, with pleasure if I may add.

[Anonymous No.57185499]

>>57185483
Kickass. blessed.

[Anonymous No.57185503]

>>57185478
That's gotta be a real pain when your frankenvagina starts seeping at work, I guess

[Anonymous No.57185509]

>>57185478
>There has been a tampon dispenser in the men's bathrooms at work for the better part of two years now.

[Anonymous No.57185517]

>>57185509
"Everyday" is an adjective.

[Anonymous No.57185520]

>>57185499
Thank you my son

[Anonymous No.57185528]

>>57185155
McDonald's doesn't cost that much in Denmark, they just say raising wages will cause the price goods skyrocket to excuse price gouging. Just like they did with eggs, you're falling for their agenda.

[Anonymous No.57185535]

>>57185402
Sorry bro, I am being sarcastic of course. I am watching an anime right now in fact.

[Anonymous No.57185566]

>>57185517
It's a zoomer meme format, so naturally they're illiterate

[Anonymous No.57185569]

>>57185517
Look here, look listen! The meme was probably made by some Punjabi gentleman, but I think he gets his point across.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-5Ylw88EHw

[Anonymous No.57185574]

>>57185446
Im not saying that amazon shouldnt be pouring everything into computer/aws stuff. im just saying its still not the biggest part of amazon nor bigger than the retail side.

[Anonymous No.57185582]

Damn that was Jewish.

[Anonymous No.57185596]

Are we headed for a 1929 level stock market crash?

[Anonymous No.57185606]

>>57185582
im so sick of their bullshit

[Anonymous No.57185625]

>>57185596
I think that's the only way to remove tampon dispensers and "don't drink if you're pregnant" signs from men's bathrooms in the Anglosphere. It's about time, and I'm all for it, liquidate everything!

[Anonymous No.57185628]

This is unacceptable

[Anonymous No.57185637]

>>57185628
Any anons get heemed today? Tell us about it please

[Anonymous No.57185638]

>>57185239
Wish your mom was tighter

[Anonymous No.57185639]

>>57185628
Here, next time post Paulie instead of frogs when making that comment.

[Anonymous No.57185641]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57185646]

>>57185641

[Anonymous No.57185648]

>>57185641
I got fucked, bobos won

[Anonymous No.57185649]

>>57185641
i don't wanna check anymore desu. I'm depressed now
i started investing all euphoric mid november, was up 500 bucks dec 31, now I'm probably down 400 bucks.

[Anonymous No.57185654]

>>57185641
+.35%
I was up nearly 2% just 8 minutes ago though

[Anonymous No.57185656]

>>57185641
I went from +$500 during the day to -$70, both unrealized, but what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.57185659]

>>57185641
Breddy gub.

[Anonymous No.57185661]

>>57185641
You already know.

[Anonymous No.57185663]

>>57185641
Not great! -0.73%
>>57185639
Sorry, I pretty much only post frogs. Why else would I build up such a large collection?

[Anonymous No.57185666]

bros my contract at my job ends in July and with the severance bonus I’m getting I’ll have ~120k in cash.
I’m almost 30 what should I do before I start looking for a new job?

[Anonymous No.57185672]

>>57185663
>Sorry, I pretty much only post frogs. Why else would I build up such a large collection?
Respectable.

[Anonymous No.57185675]

>>57185641
New year and the same old MARA day trade ATM machine.

Special mention to king coal METC, Nickle Penny Stock TMC, Brap Gas BOIL and Israeli tax scam ZIM

[Anonymous No.57185682]

>>57185666
>what should I do before I start looking for a new job?
>666
SATANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
https://youtu.be/z7_pVrIshxA?t=2

[Anonymous No.57185685]

So far 2024 has been 100% red days.

[Anonymous No.57185693]

>>57185641
Haven't traded in a week cause I got chopped up before Christmas.
I keep thinking going bearish now means we hit the bottom. Watch me short SPY and predict the pivot. Every time.
WHERE'S MY FUCKING OPENING

[Anonymous No.57185696]

>>57185641
-2.4%. Down over 10% so far this week

[Anonymous No.57185708]

>>57185187
>t. Joe Ligotti

[Anonymous No.57185710]

>>57185685
I actually made a minor profit today, and I still haven't found where. I think I need to stop diversifying. But yesterday kicked my ass all over.

[Anonymous No.57185711]

>down $56.44 (-0.00%) for the day
Genuinely impressively straight crabbing today.

[Anonymous No.57185714]

>>57185693
I'm thinking about shorting Apple again too but I never see a comfortable opening.

[Anonymous No.57185715]

>>57185666
>>57183666
Begone Satan!

[Anonymous No.57185724]

Who else has been shorting the lithium bubble?

[Anonymous No.57185727]

>>57185715
Ummm, I have the exact same necklace...

[Anonymous No.57185733]

>>57185724
…bubble?

[Anonymous No.57185736]

>>57185714
Even when you do, there's no telling where it'll go. I followed every rule I had last month and still gave back two weeks of profit.
This market is gay and you only make it if you're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.57185739]

>>57185724
Where is this faggot?

[Anonymous No.57185742]

>>57185727
>I have the exact same necklace
I have a St Michael one

[Anonymous No.57185747]

>>57185666
the real answer is always train yourself in something, or do something that absolutely changes your reach, be it network expansion or a switch of capital types .For instance, train yourself in how to press apples into cider, and then buy a small press and canning equipment. Or train yourself in how to pour plastic, and buy a small press and make bags or plastic screws, or knobs, or plastic noses, or some shit.

You can blow it on cocaine tho, that's always forgettable.

[Anonymous No.57185749]

>>57185714
should've short the day they got downgraded. Normally i dont listen to kikes, er, i mean analysts, but i had a decent position that took a nasty hit when they released the news. i waited until opening the next day (yesterday) and sold on the pump back up. No way was i going to ride that down into the dirt. they will bounce of off 167 and crab at ~179 until another analyst changes the rating.

t. my gut. been watching stocks for a while now and when you know, you know. you know?

[Anonymous No.57185753]

>>57185749
No, I don't.

[Anonymous No.57185754]

>>57185749
>when you know, you know. you know?

[Anonymous No.57185759]

>>57185641
>+0.06%
I know, green is green. But still.

[Anonymous No.57185767]

>>57185733
I think he's right, the current fad of putting lithium ion batteries in fucking everything from cars to lawnmowers is sustained entirely on middle upper class retards who don't know about cobalt mining or waste. They think they're saving the world, some people even think they're saving money (til they need a 15k battery pack for their tesla). The price is also going up due to more unfettered retardation like the uk government mandating an amount of electric cars by a certain year which would require several times more lithium than is mined in a period several times longer than that on the entire planet.

[Anonymous No.57185777]

>>57185767
>cobalt mining
As soon as I see this in a post about lithium, it tells me the poster has not a single clue of what the fuck they're talking about.

[Anonymous No.57185783]

>>57185696
You may want to reduce your position sizes or hedge with puts/inverse ETFs.

But hey, your P&L may very well be better than mine.

[Anonymous No.57185799]

>>57185777
More like that's where your understanding of the topic ends.
>inb4 ethical cobalt
Nice meme. That's an utterly miniscule portion

[Anonymous No.57185805]

>>57185799
You're an idiot lol

[Anonymous No.57185817]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.57185823]

>>57185815
>>57185815

[Anonymous No.57185866]

>>57185749
I shorted them over new years and got freaked out by how fast it dropped and sold.

[Anonymous No.57185989]

>>57185747
Yeah a hobby that is possible to monetize if the passion is there. I like it