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/smg/ - stock market general - love nectar edition Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:08:09 No.57181930 [Reply] [Original]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:09:45 No.57181947 File: 1022 KB, 1116x814, 16543245676456789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I get a refund on my Alibabi stonkies please?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:09:47 No.57181948 >he baked

Scoopsicus, The Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:10:10 No.57181951
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HELP HELP HELP!!!
IMMA NIGGER AND THE POWERS THAT BE ARE TRYNNA MAKE ME DO WORK N SHITTT
I DONT KNOW WTF TO DO BROS, I DONT WANNA FUKKN WORK OR NO NOTHIN

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:10:25 No.57181956 >she baked

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:10:26 No.57181957 File: 38 KB, 916x509, 1704263662232107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57181938 Total crash sign has appeared as baggie tells goys to slurp today.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:10:42 No.57181960 File: 44 KB, 1024x576, 1356366113636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57181948 yes, with love

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:10:50 No.57181962 File: 474 KB, 1267x700, 1634567890876543456789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57181951 >IMMA NIGGER AND THE POWERS THAT BE ARE TRYNNA MAKE ME DO WORK N SHITTT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:11:12 No.57181963 >>57181947 >Even the Chinese don't invest in the Chinese stock market because it's seen as too volatile >"I know I'll invest in the Chinese stock market" Stupid games, stupid prizes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:11:43 No.57181971 Any big finance guys or billionaires on the Epstein list?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:12:05 No.57181973 https://youtu.be/Ch4rc5W4dKY?si=bPNBWYs61wMZPqVG&t=175 DEATH TO THE MARKET AND DEATH TO THE CRABBING

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:12:20 No.57181975 i buy sofi under 8 and again under 7.50

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:12:40 No.57181977 File: 764 KB, 1031x722, 16435643567890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys I can't seem to find the refund button on the IBKR platform, I really need to refund my Alibabi and Jingdong stonkies. Please help.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:13:14 No.57181983 >>57181947 China will NOT grow larger

>>	Scoopsicus, The Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:13:19 No.57181984 File: 137 KB, 340x340, IMG_2074.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57181947 >he fell for the china meme you know what to do, boys post your smuggest anime girl

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:13:23 No.57181985 >>57181947 Buffett had Munger killed because he bought BABA.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:14:04 No.57181990 Today is the day we all start buying again, and stop selling this fact came to me in a dream

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:14:54 No.57181993 Any anons here have experience with gap plays? Quite a few tickers have a large gap to fill from over a week ago and I'm wondering how often they actually fill.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:14:57 No.57181994 Sirs please do the needful on AAPL stock, very good stock sirs and mams.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:15:11 No.57181995 >>57181990 It is unironically a critical spot. Either we bounce off a bunch of pivots and moving averages, or plunge a gazillion points with no support.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:15:27 No.57181999 File: 1.11 MB, 1043x657, 164356754356789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57181985 >TFW Buffet killed Poem Anon...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:15:28 No.57182000 >>57181930 Why is that faggot scared of love nectar? If it's your gf or wife, just go with it...

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:15:35 No.57182004 File: 93 KB, 240x240, nikaidoumiki-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57181947

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:16:40 No.57182007
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>>57181999
WHAT THE FUCK DIGITS CONFIRM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! POEM ANON IS DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND BUFFET IS TO BLAME!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:17:05 No.57182010 >>57181947 What's wrong?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:17:37 No.57182016 File: 87 KB, 452x546, to battle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57181990 I'm waiting for much cheaper prices. I will start buying SOXL again at 16.05, but it is probably going down to 8.35 or lower.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:18:41 No.57182024 >Cramer is still on CNBC What a joke. No wonder everyone switched to Bloomberg.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:18:58 No.57182025 File: 603 KB, 484x634, 16432456786567890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182010 >What's wrong? https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:19:44 No.57182035 >>57182016 Stfu retarded niggwr and buy aapl puts

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:19:46 No.57182036 >>57182024 Bloomberg doesn't seem any better to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:20:03 No.57182038 >>57182000 I remember reading that femoid arousal juice contains some enzyme that impairs cognition and turbo-charges pairbonding chemical synthesis in males, it's a trap anon-kun

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:22:18 No.57182065 Should i pump into Nintendo? Now before the Swtich 2 releases, the stocks also seem to be growing in the past years

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:23:54 No.57182081 Will today be a good day to rebalance my roth?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:25:35 No.57182094 File: 684 KB, 241x123, 1703814451922446.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182081 Total fidelity death today. Watch your buns

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:27:03 No.57182104 How is smg dead 4 minute before open? This has been such an alpha first week of 2024

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:27:40 No.57182111 >>57182065 The currency risk is too great I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:28:12 No.57182117 >>57182104 We're all waiting to get rugged again.

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:28:22 No.57182119 Ay no what is happenin'

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:28:46 No.57182123 >below 4700

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:29:14 No.57182127 Did fidelity actually go bankrupt and they can't afford forum trolls? It's a fucking ghost town here

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:29:58 No.57182139 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:29:59 No.57182140

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:30:00 No.57182141 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:30:53 No.57182154 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:31:06 No.57182159 Wow now that's some crabbing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:31:29 No.57182162 >>57182139 >>57182140 >>57182154 what a mess

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:31:33 No.57182163 SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:32:03 No.57182169 RIP Bang Bros

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:32:34 No.57182173 UPRO puts absolutely printing.

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:33:31 No.57182180 Buy tup Buy llap Gamble on BETS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:34:13 No.57182187 File: 165 KB, 300x411, 1701268292329974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182141 LFG

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:34:14 No.57182188 File: 1.05 MB, 1439x1269, cat4534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUCKLE THE FUCKING FUCK UP LOSERS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:34:23 No.57182190 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:35:12 No.57182199 buy SMFL

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:35:49 No.57182207 this was the final BANG BANG BANG

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:35:50 No.57182208 File: 58 KB, 700x607, 1675721949326156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182140 Oh it's Joever for real this time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:36:00 No.57182211 >>57182188 I look like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:37:09 No.57182220 >No bang bang Okay now I'm fucking bearish, what the fuck

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:38:16 No.57182230 I bought the dip on QQQ. #LetsMakeSomeFuckenMoney

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:38:57 No.57182238 Closed my SQQQ calls and UPRO puts. I think I doubled my money on both.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:38:58 No.57182239 you need to buy SMFL

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:39:03 No.57182240 File: 119 KB, 500x441, 1703985790023638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW DO I SELL!?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:40:13 No.57182258 File: 117 KB, 679x701, 1701352873566964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182240 market sell fuck it yolo

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:40:15 No.57182260 everything is RED

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:40:16 No.57182261 >>57182199 Why, it's priced in already

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:40:30 No.57182265 >>57182238 >>57182230 What indicators did you use?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:41:09 No.57182276 >>57182265 spy and dow were green, so that means the Qs are mispriced retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:41:57 No.57182283 >>57181840 Sure whatever, just serve it up before 10:30, I've got somewhere to be

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:41:57 No.57182282 >>57182265 Absolutely none.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:41:59 No.57182284 gpt thread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:43:14 No.57182294 >>57182284 your mom is a gpt

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:43:51 No.57182299 >>57182294 boom, burn

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:44:05 No.57182301 File: 82 KB, 784x676, 1701688509018746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182258 SELL! SELL! SELL! AAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:45:07 No.57182311 >>57182284 I wish. Then the bang bang would be decent at least

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:46:23 No.57182325 >>57182311 GPT would probably post it in the middle of the afternoon.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:46:36 No.57182328
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retarded newfag here
every day there's a handful of cheap stocks that shoot up when the market opens
is there somewhere i can go to find out which ones will do that so i can put money on them beforehand

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:47:15 No.57182332 File: 87 KB, 225x294, 1680113149858377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182328 Depends, have you had a bar mitzvah?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:47:42 No.57182338 >>57182328 Yes. You need to buy a crystal ball

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:48:03 No.57182343 >>57182332 i'm circumcised but there wasn't a ceremony involved

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:48:18 No.57182347 >>57182284 how do you do fellow trader

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:48:27 No.57182350 File: 20 KB, 680x409, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MID WIT HERE! May i have your retarded, autistic, and brilliant break down of the attached for a simple middle bell curve individual as myself?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:48:52 No.57182352 File: 738 KB, 1063x1500, lolibooru_650036_sample.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So no -20% this month? Gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:48:53 No.57182353 fuck why didn't i invest in Novo Nordisk

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:49:13 No.57182358 >>57182350 Jobs report looks good

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:49:25 No.57182362 stocks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:49:27 No.57182363 >>57182140 Proof the collapse happens today

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:49:38 No.57182366

Astor edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZxCbcaweU

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>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:50:02 No.57182371 >>57182352 Its a bear crab to correction with random algo strikes (see nvda)

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:51:45 No.57182390
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>6 weeks ago on a phonecall with annoying hr lady
>she hangs up on me randomly
>get an email just now saying I was turned down for the job, from someone else
>mfw they had to reconfirm my qualifications because she didn't bother and they probably had trouble finding the position (this happened to me before too)
I've seen so many hr ladies get reprimanded or fired recently for unprofessional or incompetent behavior, why do businesses have retarded people in charge of hiring?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:52:03 No.57182395 everyone is overreacting, we will be green before the close.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:52:12 No.57182396 >>57182358 Not if you look closely. Office workers are getting laid off and taking multiple fast food jobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:52:50 No.57182403 File: 28 KB, 261x320, 1698442225721571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182390 lololol ballast jobs get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:53:15 No.57182409 File: 64 KB, 790x286, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57181930 ROTH IRA contributions go up another 500 burgers this year capping at 7k instead of 6.5K curious yet post more comfy divvies for us who get the money.8ktvxd

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:53:17 No.57182410 >>57182390 >why do businesses have retarded people in charge of hiring? Everyone has been wondering this for a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:53:24 No.57182413 >>57182396 Who cares? There's a shortage of fast food workers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:53:42 No.57182414 File: 432 KB, 629x635, 111111000001111111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BAYHORSE BROS WW@

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:53:49 No.57182417 Alright mumu in the sky, I'll be a bit more specific. I need the OMX30 to close above 2380 today at 17.30 CET. Thanks Yours sincerely, Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:53:55 No.57182419 Wtf is this crab shit. I want to scalp the SPY but I’m sitting on my thumb here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:54:16 No.57182422 File: 267 KB, 1920x1080, 1699329409326064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182413 Goyslop is so fucking bad these days.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:54:31 No.57182424 >>57182396 yeah but those fast food jobs are paying better now, and it means these corporations will have higher margins because they're spending less money on employees.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:54:34 No.57182425 >>57182413 I think there's rather a surplus of fast food restaurants.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:55:05 No.57182431 >>57182422 True, but we've had a shortage of fast food workers since COVID started. It'll take some time for all the immigrants that stampeded in recently to make their way into the fast food sector.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:55:31 No.57182436 >>57182410 worse yet is when the outsource it. Wifes company does this and theyre union so you cant just axe the diversity retards when you need to.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:56:00 No.57182442 File: 43 KB, 1080x568, 1682970799169839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182431 They can't even handle the color/number coding system to slap together a Mexican Pizza. It's fuckin over.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:56:26 No.57182446 >>57182390 Kek, you should meet my female broker. She once accidentally bought me SOXS instead of SOXL (lmfao). She's too cute to stay mad at so i just gave her a couple of slaps on the butt and forgave her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:56:35 No.57182448 File: 129 KB, 814x1024, 1704380126905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sold everything. this afternoon was too spooky for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:57:54 No.57182460 >>57182424 The only real capital software companies have is the theory in the heads of their employees. Layoffs at software companies tend to really fuck over quant/value investors this way.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:58:07 No.57182463 >>57182188 please total market crash so I can buy everything cheap again like February 2020

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:59:02 No.57182473 >>57182460 >new paradigm AI is superior to the heads of their employees.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 14:59:52 No.57182480 >>57181983 I understood that reference

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:00:07 No.57182481 >>57182473 There goes your moat then.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:00:17 No.57182484
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>>57182409
I was talking about investing with my UK friend and apparently they have the equivalent of a a Roth over there but the yearly limit is like 20k gbp. Fuck our government is so fucking greedy...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:00:43 No.57182486 >>57182390 we are replacing women jobs with AI, their wombs with incubators, and their pussies with silicon. What are they for again?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:01:08 No.57182488 >>57182484 Employment in the US is overrated.

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:01:48 No.57182494 MIGI is rippin'

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:02:09 No.57182498 File: 1.01 MB, 1121x732, 163245656789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I selldeloled.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:02:39 No.57182503 >>57182484 can't have the unwashed masses backing out on taxes, who will pay for the rapefugies or NHS?!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:02:52 No.57182505 >>57182448 for real... there is a massive correction coming... how greedy you all gunna get?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:03:17 No.57182508 >bear for ages >decided on monday fuck it, long soxl FUCK EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:03:28 No.57182510 File: 323 KB, 1920x1080, 1675282481077001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182505 We haven't even BEGUN to get greedy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:03:30 No.57182511 >>57182505 We've got time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:03:39 No.57182514 >>57182505 Just bought

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:04:26 No.57182523 >>57182510 >HIGH-T COMMENT HIGH-T COMMENT >HIGH-T COMMENT HIGH-T COMMENT >HIGH-T COMMENT HIGH-T COMMENT >HIGH-T COMMENT HIGH-T COMMENT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:05:27 No.57182533 >>57182511 >>57182514 FED posting

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:06:04 No.57182535 I made 450% on $25 put for WBA. Maybe I should just play earnings instead of trying to trade more actively. Potential for multi-baggers on every trade and you still can only lose your bet

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:06:18 No.57182537
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>>57182503
I mean that 20k was already taxed before going in. I wish the Roth limit was 20k too, it would literally be the only retirement account I and most other people would need at that point. But no, it's set up so that you need a labyrinthine combination of Roths, 401ks, and taxed brokerages to be max efficient. Just to be a pain in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:07:08 No.57182545 >>57182533 Fed doesn’t post. They print

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:07:20 No.57182551 >>57182533 The snp500 is up 8 (eight) dollars. You're missing out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:07:28 No.57182554 >>57182510 Powerful

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:08:20 No.57182558 >everyone bearish at the start of the year because of 4 days where the market isn't retard pumping after literal months of green please buy those puts you faggots, I want you to suffer!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:08:21 No.57182559 >>57182545 I'm pretty sure they don't actually do anything at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:08:56 No.57182567 File: 477 KB, 580x569, 1765435678987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I carpuletulated.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:09:34 No.57182575 >>57182559 They do asset swap. What does that entail? Nothing important really. Oh and they lend as a last resort too, was very important last March.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:09:38 No.57182577 File: 257 KB, 500x336, IMG_2004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182508 >monday

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:10:10 No.57182580

Bros this is related to stocks but

I got 100k, make 100k. But still tfwnogf. I wear good clothes drive good cars. But the qts still aren’t coming. How do use my money to attract them? Not fat or ugly btw

Pls send help Im on my last legs. More money seems pointless with tfw. And since I dont gamble like a retard im fully aware i wont make it to lambo money anyways. But i could give a nice girl a comfy life.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:10:26 No.57182584 >>57181930 Fucking (your mom)

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:10:30 No.57182588

HOLY SHIT!
EPSTINE DROP
CONFIRMED:
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:10:50 No.57182593 >>57182575 Yeah. I think it will be even more important this March.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:11:25 No.57182597 >>57182395 Appl puts are printing and I'm about to get back into BA puts. Are you proud of me baggie?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:12:24 No.57182605 File: 224 KB, 2197x1463, 0KDVjbg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182580 >Not fat or ugly btw Your ugliness is on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:12:42 No.57182611 File: 164 KB, 512x512, 1670434626921774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182588 The market was on the plane?!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:14:06 No.57182624 >>57182580 women can smell autism and insecurity from miles away, they can read micro expressions like a book and it takes one fuck-up for them to lose interest in you. It's also not enough to be "not fat and ugly", you need to be tall and fit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:15:04 No.57182634 >>57182580 100k is literally pocket change, you need like $10m to impress a normie girl and $100m to impress a decent woman. Every other tech bro makes $500k-1m a year TC and has made tens of millions in crypto, NVDA etc. over the past several years.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:15:55 No.57182640 File: 540 KB, 856x557, ironic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182580 Ironically, you have to stop caring.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:16:19 No.57182644 >>57182580 be more retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:16:27 No.57182647 i want to kms because i am scared to trade on real account. All i an do is taking risk in demo account.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:16:41 No.57182650 >>57182537 >set up so that you need a labyrinthine combination I like it this way because I've taken the time to learn max efficiency which most people won't learn. Puts us nerds at a slight advantage

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:17:28 No.57182658 >>57182605 that aint me >>57182624 this i guess im just not confident >>57182640 >>57182644 I… see. It makes sense. Thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:17:40 No.57182662 File: 91 KB, 735x798, 1699893003933110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182647 You're scared because you're ignorant, educate yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:18:35 No.57182676 .RUT and XOM

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:18:42 No.57182677 >>57182647 You can only learn with real money. Paper trading is waste of time you learn nothing

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:19:05 No.57182681 >>57182580 forgot to ask are you actually talking to women? I don't mean on Tinder (Ticker: MTCH), I mean real life. Do you have interesting hobbies?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:19:07 No.57182683 File: 22 KB, 250x411, 1595946603529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182647 Unfortunately, that is the crux of the market: battling yourself. You're gonna have to lose a bit sometime; so just start small.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:19:10 No.57182685

>>57182611
Yes! there are multiple accounts of vitims saying:
>"This market raped me, again"
>"I got raped, and there is no news!"
>"I was raped and it is being called fake and gay!"
>"I had heavy bags dangling from my chin while being face fucked by the market"
THIS SICK MARKET IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! AND IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED!!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:19:19 No.57182688 >>57182647 Do more modeling then.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:19:19 No.57182687 >>57182647 Boomer bogglehead your portfolio. 60/40 Stonks/Bonds

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:19:27 No.57182691 >>57182647 You sound really white. Try being around alpha brown people and learning something.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:21:19 No.57182708 File: 3.67 MB, 1920x1080, 1678581146157575.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We close bigly green.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:21:39 No.57182710 >>57182687 >bonds Yea we don’t do that here

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:21:56 No.57182713 >>57182708 Still is in a downtrend tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:22:28 No.57182717 >Cousin told me to buy some CTRM when I saw him Thanksgiving >Thought he was an absolute retard but I did it Thanks cuz you’re not half bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:22:35 No.57182718 File: 3.95 MB, 1920x1080, 1678482617063817.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182708 YUGE

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:22:39 No.57182719 >>57182647 chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:22:41 No.57182721 File: 2.43 MB, 498x266, 34567897654221344469.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182681 >are you actually talking to women? He probably isn't I think that's the main issue here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:26:10 No.57182745 WE'RE HEALING

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:26:46 No.57182747 >>57182580 what color is you boobagatti

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:27:14 No.57182750
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>>57182647
Just dump it all into the s&p and let it marinate if you're a scaredy cat with a long investment horizon. You'll still 2x your money every 6-7 years + compounding and do better than most of the people in this thread will. There is no reason to be scared. Even if the market crashes just hold it always comes back stronger.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:27:31 No.57182754 >>57182713 No we arent. we are in an uptrend with a down dip weekly. >>57182718 based fellow margin call poster.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:28:01 No.57182760 File: 1.14 MB, 1327x748, 16456756754456789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boughted some British American Tabasco plc. This information if of systemic importance, but knowing that you're a smgger it'll pass over your head without a doubt.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:29:32 No.57182767 WBA missed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:30:34 No.57182776 File: 251 KB, 633x397, 1699296180471337.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182760 >Tabasco Gross, that shit is all vinegar.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:31:38 No.57182786

>>57182750
this is what
>>57182647
a real bitch nigga like yourself should do. You don't have to play the game if you don't want to win big. You can go lazy mode like me and my divvie frens and just get free money. Otherwise do your homework. Even if you went full stressed out day tradie you wouldn't be making enough to quit waging. You should get forklift certified and just throw money into SPY and QQQ and be comfy if you think any of this is actually stressful.

I literally max out my Roth IRA annually set my shit and then ignore it the rest of the year. I add to my brokerage account waiting for another bubble to pop so I can buy up cheap shit for more free money when it happens. It always happens. If you were wondering bitch nigganon my portfolio is up 13% by doing literally nothing but circling the wagon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:34:18 No.57182809 File: 1.03 MB, 1330x732, 176544356786546789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182776 No no, I meant tabaccao the one you smonkie in your Rothiemannies ziggatetez.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:36:17 No.57182827 File: 2.44 MB, 280x512, 1703001278210915.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOIL sisters we going to boil those BOBOS RIGHT?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:37:17 No.57182836 Energy bros always win

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:41:21 No.57182862 It almost looks like today is a good day for ITM TMF Leaps..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:43:48 No.57182884 >>57182588 Oh no! Not Mr. Market!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:44:13 No.57182886 File: 75 KB, 850x400, 1697564300095917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182827 tfw your average cost $86.86

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:45:26 No.57182895 File: 314 KB, 850x813, image1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:46:12 No.57182906 File: 1.67 MB, 182x323, 1585343231898.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > large caps

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:53:12 No.57182954

>>57182681
>>57182721
actually i am, but mostly at work. Aside from work after 30 you just dont meet a lot of new people at least i am not. Tinder seems the only viable option but that obviously sucks
For that reason and for fear of rejection i never really flirt with women and talk to them like i would to a guy, idk
It just never escalates and this is obviously my fault but i never feel like i get any signal’s either

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:55:05 No.57182971 >>57182954 >fear of rejection There's the issue it has nothing to do with how you look or money you're just afraid of being told no.>>57182640 this anon was right.

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:57:53 No.57182991 How high is Zim going? It's killing it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:59:03 No.57182998 >>57182906 lol wtf is the apple doing

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:59:26 No.57183002 This feels like the part where we start trading sideways for a few months.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 15:59:46 No.57183005 File: 1.53 MB, 1066x785, 16435675456789456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182998 Failing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:00:50 No.57183015 File: 3.74 MB, 608x1080, 1701911879554710.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183002 I wouldn't be too mad.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:01:40 No.57183022 >>57182998 Thank God msft isn't, I still have hope it goes up a lil

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:03:21 No.57183027 >>57182998 Apple will go under after the failure of the Apple Vision Pro

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:03:53 No.57183030 >>57182954 >dating sites unless youre 7+ dont even bother. I hear the paid ones are better but probably just a bunch of 35+ realizing they are running out of time. holy fuck I hate this new captcha...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:03:58 No.57183031 File: 2.73 MB, 2880x1800, IMG_1809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182991 MAIRON MARA PUMPING FAITH DELIVERS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:04:55 No.57183038 File: 342 KB, 976x850, 1686005620584395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183027 The real VR revolution in like 10 years is going to be kino, though.

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:05:37 No.57183044 File: 424 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_20210703-125536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183031 So it seems, brother. So it seems

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:06:49 No.57183049 File: 265 KB, 411x646, aapl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183027 They'll be fine but yeah I don't know what they were thinking with that shit

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:08:33 No.57183056 File: 170 KB, 456x527, appl2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57182998

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:12:46 No.57183088

>>57182634
I love how this anon isn't even wrong. The west is truly and deeply fucked.
Mumoid logic makes less sense by the day when demographics are collapsing as fast as they are, and not just in the West, but everywhere, thanks to retarded feminism.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:14:23 No.57183103 >>57182634 It's not about money, it's about your relationship with your family and with hers and her relationship with her family. No one does any of that anymore so it doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:14:47 No.57183107 File: 151 KB, 268x300, Bane?.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tops have been scalped. Sisters have been fucked. But the people...will endure.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:15:38 No.57183113 File: 1.44 MB, 388x480, 1630695547417.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am financially recoooooovering

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:16:51 No.57183127 #BaggieWins Market-0 Baggie-1

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:18:22 No.57183139 >>57183103 Is this what all the sister fucking is about?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:18:40 No.57183143 >>57183113 >recoooooovering I'm up 150 bucks after being down 900 for yesterday and Tuesday. According to /SMG/ math, when will I be at ATH again?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:19:26 No.57183150 File: 130 KB, 1790x1390, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wtf is all this stuff we're going to be building

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:20:04 No.57183158 >>57182685 You must be 18 to participate in the market.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:20:15 No.57183160 >>57183150 More walls around the White House

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:20:32 No.57183163 File: 2.10 MB, 480x854, 1687527368687742.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183113 >Porcupine: me & my portfolio >Hand: the market the last few months

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:21:25 No.57183176 File: 955 KB, 472x848, 1675032446486593.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183163 That's a hedgehog!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:21:46 No.57183183 >>57183150 FEMA camps mass graves billionaire bunkers bombs for ukraine cheeseburger vending machines

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:21:47 No.57183184 >>57183030 It do be like that Having tried both payed sites and rating apps, i can say its actually more like gotta be 9+.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:22:24 No.57183190 >>57183150 The funny thing is, none of the spending has actually affected PMIs in a meaningful way, ie there's still a recession in real terms

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:22:26 No.57183191 >>57183163 its a hedgehog, you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:22:42 No.57183198 File: 120 KB, 1080x1338, 1697742943033354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183176 >Introducing the hedgehog OIL Baron.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:23:34 No.57183203 >>57182954 if only i could just take the fat pill and bang all the obese whores who hit on me but alas i think they're gross and they stink (i did bang a couple though)

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:23:41 No.57183205
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>>57183176
I know, just being silly with the old grumbo meme. Anyway, it's always wild when I see animals endemic to other parts of the world we don't get. Like does yurop get prariedogs?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:25:17 No.57183223 KEK. I have bought the absolute Zim bottom last month

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:26:22 No.57183232 All this green has spoiled me. I remember last year I had a system where I would only buy after 4 red daily candles.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:28:01 No.57183242 File: 2.96 MB, 606x250, 1699471776971349.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183223 But are you going to sell the ZIM top (Today)?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:29:27 No.57183254 File: 351 KB, 1024x1024, 1704297175287128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183113 stop that stop recovering.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:29:46 No.57183257 File: 948 KB, 1947x1525, 1663598009414949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING BOBO TRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! ARE YOU OK BOBO???

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:30:17 No.57183262 Why did SPXS pay me a 10¢/share dividend?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:30:35 No.57183264 Reminder Hyatt will fire an employee for a tweet with the gamer word & years ago, but won’t fire their CEO for being an Epstein client

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:31:03 No.57183268 File: 1.07 MB, 1232x740, 164235678645678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BABA bros we never win...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:31:53 No.57183275 File: 1.55 MB, 300x300, 1652384989854.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:34:14 No.57183289 File: 847 KB, 1920x1080, 1698415575780132.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183257 I'm an unapologetic bull but I want to post literal bears.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:34:16 No.57183291 >>57183275 Me every bear cycle.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:34:50 No.57183295 >>57183268 they're not gonna get us

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:35:03 No.57183298 Can I hold SPXL and SPXS overnight on the ex div date and just get free, risk free money every quarter?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:35:55 No.57183306 File: 1.21 MB, 739x977, 1632456789765467890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183295

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:37:36 No.57183314
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/X6FqTOxOPrU?t=7

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:38:43 No.57183325 File: 874 KB, 2176x1812, Screenshot_20240104_093829_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183306 https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8?si=Mp966v-lTXiOhelu

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:39:37 No.57183336
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Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIES. Good to see you, JANNIES.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:40:28 No.57183341 File: 1.28 MB, 1440x810, mhm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183306 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfBFSCjAeWc

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:41:59 No.57183359 >>57183298 In a nutshell, no. The stock price drops. I've never cared enough to check for myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:42:13 No.57183360 You call this a correction?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:42:44 No.57183366 File: 1.17 MB, 1100x728, 16345675678r567876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183341 Fuck they really hit the wall...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:44:08 No.57183376 File: 967 KB, 747x646, 1654345675678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183341 They hit the wall at 200 km/h if I may add.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:45:05 No.57183382 File: 438 KB, 250x187, fredo-hanging-head-2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I CAME OUT AND MY SHIT WAS GONE

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:46:33 No.57183393
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3 hours of fucking around to automate adding and dropping stocks from an index to do some proper back testing.
3hr isn't that bad but it was frustrating trying to read data from S&P publications.

4Chan just made me solve a cloudflare check before giving me the captcha.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:46:46 No.57183395 Ok I give microshit ONE MORE day. Then I'm selling my option

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:47:32 No.57183406 >>57183393 >cloudflare check before giving me the captcha. Yeah, why the fuck are they doing that?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:49:03 No.57183417 File: 5 KB, 168x300, fredo-door-slamming.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183393 >cloudflare CIA

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:49:40 No.57183428 >>57181930 Buying AADI, waiting for gap fill back to over $5

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:50:11 No.57183430 >>57183393 >the captcha The hwat?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:51:16 No.57183440 Will Apple recover from this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:52:04 No.57183448 >>57183440 honestly I think it's over, nobody uses phones anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:52:27 No.57183454 >>57183417 Satanic shit!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:52:29 No.57183456 That Hello Fresh meal from last night seems to be giving me awful gas this morning SHORT HELFY AAAAAAHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:52:51 No.57183458 File: 1.24 MB, 1280x720, Chinese glass pane.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Day 563 of China trying to promote BYD as the Tesla killer

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:53:00 No.57183460 >>57183406 Turf war between glow faction A and glow faction B. B lost and took the L. A wanted Alphabet but settled for Cloudflare as the W. You cant let anons into Fort F withot signied Guestbook at Base C. Can U?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:53:10 No.57183462 >>57183448 >honestly I think it's over, nobody uses Iphones anymore Yeah they buy Xiaomi instead. Best bang for your buck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:53:10 No.57183461 >>57183430 This nigga pays to post on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:53:12 No.57183463 >>57183440 probably yea. As long as women out there will buy iphones apple will never die.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:54:51 No.57183477 File: 162 KB, 1744x1080, paulie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183454 >Satanic shit!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:54:52 No.57183478 >>57183440 They'll limp along like in the 90s until the next paradigm shift swallows them or they get Steve Jobs back.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:55:33 No.57183481 File: 671 KB, 1189x732, 165435678656789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183460 Fucking glowie wars.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:55:54 No.57183484 Who told me to buy BEX yesterday? I'm BLEEDING

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:57:15 No.57183490 File: 1.24 MB, 245x245, moe-greene-we-had-a-little-argument.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183460 >Turf war between glow faction A and glow faction B WE HAD A LITTLE ARGUMENT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:57:27 No.57183492 >>57183458 being a chinaman must really suck. Did they not even strap that shit? lol

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:58:32 No.57183501 File: 1.81 MB, 263x153, 16434567654345678.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok I bought some shares in Rumble Ticker: RUM. Now we have to convince rocker to post the /smg/ updates on Rumble the Yugoslav glowie commie video sharing platform.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 16:58:48 No.57183505 >>57183492 How would you walk into a four way intersection between two four lane divided highways that a truck is going through and expect not to die? The pedestrian is completely retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:00:42 No.57183536 >>57183257 You got too cocky

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:01:06 No.57183538 >>57183490 Is that why you slap my market around in public?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:01:18 No.57183540 File: 279 KB, 413x446, 3245678654345678654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183492 >chinaman must really suck Yeah now post a highly melanated person in America, committing murder in the first degree over a pair of sneakers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:01:46 No.57183543 >>57183505 hes on a motorcycle of some sort and is either trying to make a left or merge into the other lane? I dunno they seem to just do whatever when it comes to traffic...which is probably one reason why they die a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:02:02 No.57183545 >>57183538 I GOT A THREAD TO RUN.

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:05:36 No.57183568 File: 91 KB, 668x668, haha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183501

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:06:50 No.57183576 File: 493 KB, 250x214, fredo-hanging-head-1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183538 Hey BOBO didnt mean nothin' by that! We're GOOD frens! Tell em' BOBO

Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:07:28 No.57183578
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>>57183568
Don't you laugh at me. You better be on the job trying to convince Rocker to post the /smg/ updates on the Yugoslav glowie communist video-sharing platform known as Rumble, or else...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:08:19 No.57183583 >>57183430 >>57183461 >2017 was 7 years ago

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:09:02 No.57183590 >>57183501 Rum is my ethical investment- I will never sell. Sure they will be the new Youtube in 5 years, but i invest in them because it is like investing to help save the 1st amendment.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:09:04 No.57183592 >bonds anyone buy em? thinking about buying some and just holding to maturity but I'm a total newbie

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:09:12 No.57183595 File: 1.39 MB, 576x720, 1670548494761264.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183583

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:09:16 No.57183596 File: 38 KB, 512x435, 1696083689009151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183583 >2017 was 7 years ago What the fuck...

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:09:54 No.57183602 File: 21 KB, 325x270, 1508628412778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183578

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:11:06 No.57183613 File: 1.66 MB, 258x198, 16634567654678.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183590 >Something something the freedom of speech. Just remember Rumble is ran by Yugoslav glownigger commies.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:12:25 No.57183622 >>57183602 >>57183596 7 years, 7 years is all that I can spare

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:13:07 No.57183626 File: 116 KB, 1004x1133, CACF63D6-F63F-4E6F-AE0E-4AFD9FEC3624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Me when you give me marginally good stock advice

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:13:11 No.57183628 >>57183613 >glownigger commies. Miss information attempt: >Failed https://rumble.com/v44zmv3-alex-jones-debates-messianic-jew-who-believes-he-has-discovered.html

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:13:14 No.57183629 File: 155 KB, 1273x705, wait-its-all-bots.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bot day bot thread bot market bot life bot bot

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:13:55 No.57183636 File: 406 KB, 1000x1453, 3e7b465b-dab9-4a45-a472-87b1dda28310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183622 Do you take your ideas from comic book villains?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:14:13 No.57183641 >>57183626 And which poster gave you this "magically good stock advice"?

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:14:56 No.57183650 >>57183641 The ZIM chad

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:15:53 No.57183654 >>57183505 >walk he's clearly riding a unicycle

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:16:17 No.57183658 File: 435 KB, 800x450, 1704388441542991.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ON

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:16:54 No.57183662 >>57183636 Wesker is no comic book villain. Don't you try dragging me down to comic book guys just because this is an anime board and some constantly post anime waifus

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:17:01 No.57183666 File: 59 KB, 760x792, wojak-soy-boy-pointing-at-you-both-hands.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183622 >7 years sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-she-shee-shheee-shhheee-SHEMITAHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:17:21 No.57183668 QS with another hype pump. One of my favorite recurring shorts.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:17:58 No.57183675 >>57183666 Wew checked Satan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:18:08 No.57183677 >>57183628 I gave you the whole truth and nothing but the truth. >>57183650 ZIM is a sell buddy ok, this is the top.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:18:54 No.57183684 The Mag 7 becomes the LAG 7.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:19:43 No.57183688 File: 32 KB, 384x579, Screenshot (394).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] made moves. short sept. $65 intc calls as well.

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:20:30 No.57183695 File: 176 KB, 480x338, 58783444_p0_master1200~01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183662 Cope and Seeth Wesker

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:23:15 No.57183722 >>57182588 LONG MINERS!

>>	Mairon Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:24:45 No.57183734 >>57183677 >ZIM is a sell buddy ok, this is the top. Say it ain't so.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:25:35 No.57183740 >>57183002 I'll stay comfy with my divy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:26:03 No.57183749 did bobos enjoy their two red days?? lol

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:26:53 No.57183754 File: 119 KB, 872x581, hateful-eight-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] new >>57183746 >>57183746 >>57183746

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:27:24 No.57183758 File: 27 KB, 394x512, bobo-polo-shirt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57183749 the day is still young mumu

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:28:58 No.57183775 >>57183749 ohh? you think his bobo'ing days are done do you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 17:29:45 No.57183782 >>57183758 we are going sideways. next is up again. better close shorts.

QANON Thu, Jan 4, 2024 18:10:54 No.57184124
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>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 19:21:12 No.57184768 Is trading options the only real way to make solid stock market gains if you don't have a large amount of capital to start with?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 19:56:11 No.57185093 >>57182038 where do i acquire this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 4, 2024 20:26:36 No.57185335 >>57184768 No. That's gambling what little you have away like 90%+ of the idiots here. Stick it in a nice stodgey mutual fund and add to it whenever you can.

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