/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57176471]

Oil Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous: >>57174038

[Anonymous No.57176482]

buy QQQ

[Anonymous No.57176491]

>>57176482
Why not TQQQ

[Anonymous No.57176495]

Is IBKR fine for a US resident or is it overkill

Just want to move off r*binhood and not to the big 3

[Anonymous No.57176501]

Is day trading a meme? Can you actually make decent money while not obsessing about it staring at charts all day? Are you better off working to get a reliable income and investing the money in long term ETFs?

[Anonymous No.57176517]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.57176518]

>>57176501
yes

[Anonymous No.57176525]

What's going to happen tomorrow to cause another red day. Jeff Bezos appearing in Epstein's list or Netflix buying their own subscribers to look like they have millions of subs or Mark Zuckerberg coming out as gay and he has been having affairs with Meta staff behind his wife's back

[Anonymous No.57176550]

>>57176495
I like em.

[Anonymous No.57176556]

Anyone using Interactive Brokers and know how to permanently disable this fucking nag screen every time you open TWS? Bonus points if you know how to completely disable 2FA so I don't need my phone up my fucking ass every single fucking time I want to quick check a chart.

And fuck the purple haired bull dyke cunt that thought this was a good idea.

[Anonymous No.57176559]

>>57176525
>Mark Zuckerberg coming out as gay and he has been having affairs with Meta staff behind his wife's back
wouldn't surprise me with his 2/10 gook

[Anonymous No.57176591]

>It's about getting things down to one number. Using stats the way we shitpost about them, we'll find value in tickers that nobody else can see.

>Companies are overlooked for a variety of biased reasons and perceived flaws. Country, P/E, industry... Peter Lynch and getting one up on Wall Street cuts straight through that.

>Anon, of the 20,000 buyable tickers for us to consider, I believe that there is a championship port of 25 symbols that we can afford. Because everyone else in the market undervalues them. Like an island of misfit toys.

[Anonymous No.57176637]

Buy or bye?

[Anonymous No.57176686]

>>57176517
side eye

[Anonymous No.57176700]

>>57176637
I'd give it a day or two to settle, at least. Long term potential but no sense knife catching, especially with XLI looking as dicey as it is.

[Anonymous No.57176703]

>>57176591
jonahs jewish so I believe him

[Anonymous No.57176709]

Another relaxing day. Took a nasty shat while at work. Got a MCD's double quarter pounder w/cheese last night. It wasn't cooked good. What came out was green colored..Oh well least it wasn't blood.

[Anonymous No.57176716]

Holy shit Jonah hill has a sister

[Anonymous No.57176759]

>CHINA
https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

[Mairon No.57176770]

>>57176591
BETS

[Mairon No.57176787]

>>57176495
They're cool

[Anonymous No.57176794]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57176807]

>>57176794
Kek

[Anonymous No.57176808]

How do I cope with losing 600 bucks on a single option? Or about to lose, 150 left and I'm still holding onto it for some dumb reason in hopes number go up

[Mairon No.57176816]

>>57176482
Why now? Just wait until the market crashes and then scoop

[Anonymous No.57176825]

>Futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1dTv_WsMRI

[Anonymous No.57176861]

>>57176808
Get this stuck in your head. And if you wouldn't buy it, don't hold it.

[Anonymous No.57176870]

>>57176637
>no dividend
pass

[Anonymous No.57176887]

>> 57176700
there is definitely a lot of buying going on at the moment. Volume is rising OBV is rising RSI and MA is rising. Tradingview says max 139 % plus

[Anonymous No.57176900]

>>57176861
>And if you wouldn't buy it, don't hold it.
I would buy it, the problem is I'm getting fucked by theta and NO FUCKING NEWS

[Anonymous No.57176910]

>>57176900
Well for that the /smg/ maxim is "always buy twice as much theta as you think you need". So maybe roll it out unless you know something's actually about to happen.

[Anonymous No.57176911]

Did Nancy Pelosy spend 5 million on a leveraged call for NVDA at 120? Did she lose any money?

[Anonymous No.57176913]

>>57176887
also trend break with retest

[Anonymous No.57176922]

>>57176910
Yeah that's what I also learned. But how do I cope with the current loss? I know it's just money but just the fact I could've bought something nice with these 600 bucks makes me seethe so much

[Anonymous No.57176981]

>>57176870
>dividend

[Anonymous No.57176995]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57177008]

>futur

[Anonymous No.57177031]

>futu

[Anonymous No.57177036]

>options

[Anonymous No.57177039]

>fut

[Anonymous No.57177043]

CALM whiffed earnings, what are the chances LW whiffs too?

[Anonymous No.57177049]

>fu

[Anonymous No.57177060]

>f

[Anonymous No.57177064]

Futures are green why do you keep misleading people....

[Anonymous No.57177066]

>past

[Anonymous No.57177079]

>futa

[Anonymous No.57177082]

>>57177064
>footures

[Anonymous No.57177083]

>future

[Anonymous No.57177094]

>>57176922
Write down what you learned, some place that you'll read it every day.

You paid $600 for that lesson :)

[Anonymous No.57177103]

>>57177043
>People aren't eating all the eggs

[Anonymous No.57177115]

>>57176759
Rotation into China is NOW

[Anonymous No.57177116]

CHINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqN2qFvY64U

[Anonymous No.57177126]

>>57176911
expiration 12/20/24

[Anonymous No.57177132]

>>57177116
boy music videos have gotten low budget

[Anonymous No.57177189]

[Anonymous No.57177192]

>>57176471
How'd everyone's day go?

[Anonymous No.57177212]

>>57177192
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57177230]

>>57177192
I'm down $3.74
It's fucking over

[Anonymous No.57177260]

>>57177189
Why were they right about the car and the burger, but not the vacation? Interesting development

[Anonymous No.57177263]

>>57177115
>>57177116
CHINA
WILL
GROW
L
A
R
G
E
R

[Anonymous No.57177269]

>>57177126
and she cash out on that if it drops below 120 or does it have to stay at that value by that date?

[Anonymous No.57177282]

>>57177192
a little less than +.3%

[Anonymous No.57177300]

How does the future look for DIS? I just put another $4k in today to lower my average price. Its $99 now.

[Anonymous No.57177311]

>>57177269
American style options can be exercised at any time. And, naturally, they can also be sold.

>>57177300
What kind of retard bets on the future of the Disney company?

[Anonymous No.57177319]

uh bros I was assured that this was the strongest economy in history, why am I being memed?

[Anonymous No.57177320]

>>57177115
I'm rotating for three months here...
>CHINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5VeXBQ2BWw

[Anonymous No.57177323]

>>57177192
Down 150 bucks, so thankfully less than yesterday's -600 kek. In total I'm now down 2% on my full invested capital, or 250 bucks or so.

Mostly my fault, I already have about 300 in realized losses from options and add 600 to that soon to come

[Anonymous No.57177332]

100% red days so far this year

[Anonymous No.57177333]

stocks

[Anonymous No.57177371]

>>57177333
stoks

[Anonymous No.57177373]

>>57177333
checked

[Anonymous No.57177397]

>stok

[Anonymous No.57177409]

>>57177036
>warrants

[Anonymous No.57177412]

I bought some SOXL, some TQQQ and want to sell some Bitfarms when it goes up. Life is good, brah

[Anonymous No.57177415]

>>57177409
warrants are kind of cool but reading their prospectuses is a pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.57177423]

>puts

[Anonymous No.57177428]

>Alibaba stonk

[Anonymous No.57177438]

Think tomorrow will be a good time to slurp more semiconductors? Any recs? I've been holding some soxx for awhile

[Anonymous No.57177447]

>>57177320
oh hey i remember the lesbian gimmick band. i think they only had that one hit song.

[Anonymous No.57177464]

>I boughed]JingDong stok...

[Anonymous No.57177492]

>TFW realize I lost my monnies on China stonkie market.

[Anonymous No.57177514]

>TFW I stopped drinking for a couple of days and the fact that Poem Anon is no longer with us is starting creep up on me.

[Anonymous No.57177530]

>>57177514
these pictures must be from an awfully exciting ps2 game.
Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.57177534]

I bought tesla calls today and more tup calls. The fed minutes is nothing burger. China news nothing burger. Tesla productuin up 14% quarter over quarter and smashing targets is actual news.

[Anonymous No.57177566]

>>57177530
>Are you okay?
No.

[Anonymous No.57177573]

DIS chads WW@

[Anonymous No.57177576]

>>57177566
Me neither

[Anonymous No.57177581]

>>57177260
This means either your standards are too low or you don’t have family like the boomers did

[Anonymous No.57177583]

>>57177573
Eyyy brother. Those DIS stocks my grammy got me when I was born a few decades ago ago do be doin' a lil sumsum.

[Anonymous No.57177588]

>>57177566
https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8?si=L22fbAFE0Ulhi4Gd

Nice reference.

[Anonymous No.57177591]

Dubs and we get total collapse tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57177594]

>TFW you simultaneously ear Layne Staley screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! and Chester Bennington saying I cannot take it anymore all day everyday for weeks on end.

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43
https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

[Anonymous No.57177608]

>>57177591
Damn there goes my puts

[Anonymous No.57177612]

>>57177576
>>57177588
Thank you. Checkered he he...

[Anonymous No.57177613]

>>57177566
very cool

[Anonymous No.57177623]

>>57177530
looks like screen caps from taTu's "All the things she said" from like 2002

[Anonymous No.57177625]

>>57177591
Dubs and Microsoft moons to 390 tomorrow (+5.4%)

[Anonymous No.57177628]

Leaks that invest in china get harvested

[Anonymous No.57177631]

>>57177623
I know what it is.
he posted the song earlier.

[Anonymous No.57177632]

>>57177412
>want to sell some Bitfarms when it goes up
What price are you thinking?

[Anonymous No.57177637]

>>57177263
China needs Uranium?

[Anonymous No.57177640]

>>57177623
ah brings me back

[Anonymous No.57177649]

>>57177613
<3

[Anonymous No.57177660]

TICK TOCK you cock smoking mumutards

[Anonymous No.57177667]

>>57177637
Yes. They will cut a deal with KAP to own all the uranium in Kazakhstan.

[Anonymous No.57177694]

has anyone here ever browsed TSLA fundamentals?

[Anonymous No.57177722]

> blown off top

Anyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?

[Anonymous No.57177724]

How do I go back in time and invest in having a childhood friend relationship with a qt girl? Also, how bad is the present dump going to get?

[Anonymous No.57177733]

>>57177722
Anyone notice how nobody only come out at night during after trading and glee over the slightest downward movement while mumus had the biggest bullrun in years? Are bobos just grasping at straws while mumus are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?

[Anonymous No.57177757]

>TFW I've become an effortposter.

[Anonymous No.57177775]

SAVA.
The warrant distribution.

Dilution threat potential: Midnight.

It's going to happen soon.

Look at the SEC filings from tonight.

A strong wind picks up soon. Position yourself accordingly.

[Anonymous No.57177833]

>>57177724
My anecdotal experience with that is that it is pretty difficult connect if you don't like the rugrats, playing house, the spice girls or being constantly engaged in borderline professional wrestling (some of them are really handsy and just don't respect your personal space).

[Anonymous No.57177839]

>>57177833
fuck I hated my parents friends children

[Anonymous No.57177843]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57177869]

>TFW you realize you're:
>The Max Payne anon.
>The Layne Staley anon.
>The Chester Bennington anon.
>The Albert Wesker (RE) anon.
>The Kmicic & Kandziak anon.
>And now the t.a.t.u anon.
I miss Poem Anon!!!

[Anonymous No.57177925]

>Ummm... Hello? Layne Staley can you please stop screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH in my head?

[Anonymous No.57177934]

LVMHF or MONRY?

[Anonymous No.57177945]

>LAYNE PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Anonymous No.57177948]

>>57177934
Nevermind, PPRUY.

[Anonymous No.57177969]

>>57177833
God I love little girls so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.57177975]

>>57177757
ew, gross

[Anonymous No.57177979]

>My CNOOC doing a little poompie.

[Anonymous No.57177988]

>>57177775
Post losses

[Anonymous No.57177999]

>>57177948
what happened here? I thought the rich people markets were unaffected by the economic turbulence of our times.

[Anonymous No.57178000]

>>57177975
Ikr.

[Anonymous No.57178028]

Ok update on my HELFY experience
I didn't have time to deal with customer support today about my broken gift cards... but I did make one of the meals I received. I made the chicken (this pack >>57165118 ). As expected, the amount of chicken was underwhelming, but with the sides (potatoes) it was a decent sized meal... for ONE person. It says it's for TWO PEOPLE. Absolute bullshit. I'm actually still a little hungry. It tasted pretty good though.
I still will NOT be investing in HELFY, nor anything European ever

[Anonymous No.57178056]

>>57178028
It's currently 3AM in Yurop. Please repost during EU hours even though I'm probably the only one following your hell-o-fresh experience. Should I buy their stock? Keep me posted.

[Anonymous No.57178092]

So I have the thread all to myself ha?

[Anonymous No.57178103]

It's so fucking over...

[Anonymous No.57178108]

I love stocktwits

[Anonymous No.57178110]

>>57178056
I watched a video last night and apparently HELFY is the only meal kit company that's profitable. So... idk. They still have problems keeping customers long-term though, at least without throwing major discounts at them. It seems like a company that will keep chugging along but probably not grow.

[Anonymous No.57178116]

>>57178092
Im here anon

[Anonymous No.57178125]

>>57178108
He's doing a littler trolling... Right?

[Anonymous No.57178168]

>>57178110
I hate that they're spending north of $1B per annum in marketing and losing costumers at the same time, just fuck marketing and cut cost the consumer is already aware of the brand. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I hate the fucking management team of every company I own!
>>57178116
You're here, but you're not really here, because you didn't even check my >>57178000 trips...

[Anonymous No.57178179]

>>57178168
>I own
...............you actually own HELFY?

[Anonymous No.57178189]

>>57178179
No I also hate management teams of companies I do not own. In fact I hate most management teams. They piss me off!

[Anonymous No.57178207]

Time to go to bed while the China market is up and Layne Staley isn't screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" in my head. Farewell /smg/

[Anonymous No.57178211]

>>57178168
post positions so i can check

[Anonymous No.57178212]

>>57178189
If you dislike management, then why the fuck would you invest? You're not going to be big enough to have any influence on them

[Anonymous No.57178214]

>>57178211
>He's a newfag...

[Anonymous No.57178224]

>>57178212
>If you dislike management, then why the fuck would you invest?
Sometimes the company is too cheap. I dislike every management that pays a dividend instead of doing stock buybacks so yeah I can't invest 90% of stocks if I go by what you're suggesting.

[Anonymous No.57178270]

>>57178224
idgi but ok, hope it's working for you

[Anonymous No.57178329]

>>57176525
>>57176559
META stock would go up.

[Anonymous No.57178378]

>>57178212
Because someone else will come along and heem them from underperforming to outperforming. See: BTU.

[Anonymous No.57178391]

was a good day
hope tomorrow is even better

[Anonymous No.57178398]

>>57176808
Cope by recognizing that it feels like a lot right now, but if you are on any sort of upward trajectory in life, in the grand scheme of things that is nothing.

[Anonymous No.57178422]

>>57178214
get positioned son

[Anonymous No.57178429]

Daily reminder that the VIX basis trade will be unwound sometime this year. You will get shaken out of your position.

[Anonymous No.57178460]

You do make your hot cocoa with milk and not water right anon?

[Anonymous No.57178469]

>>57178460
Milk if it's a green day, water if I end red.

[Anonymous No.57178473]

>>57178460
Can't afford milk

[Anonymous No.57178482]

>>57178429
What does this even imply? Was there a particularly different volume or ratio of VIX trading? Was there such a massive amount that VIX is somehow going to grab control of sentiment and momentum?

Or is this guy just another weird doomer schizo?

[Anonymous No.57178483]

"iron ore crisis" inc.

[Anonymous No.57178484]

>>57178473
Grim

[Anonymous No.57178490]

>Longhorns lost to Huskies on New Year’s Day
>What did that mean for the market?

[Anonymous No.57178497]

>>57178482
I think big money perpetually shorts vix and then rolls the shorts and they just allow it because to heem that huge volume of vix shorts would kill the market

[Anonymous No.57178505]

>>57178484
That might be why my family bought me a Hello Fresh ($HELFY) subscription... to make sure I get nutrients

[Anonymous No.57178530]

>>57178505
>Hello Fresh ($HELFY) subscription
Grim

[Anonymous No.57178534]

>>57177428
Moodys is gonna downgrade China.
Stay away from that dumpster fire.

[Anonymous No.57178537]

>>57178530
Yes, I've been writing about it in these threads the past couple weeks. THere are apparently some anons in /smg/ invested in HELFY and I want them to know what the customer experience is (bad)

[Anonymous No.57178545]

When is the next leg down?

[Anonymous No.57178552]

>>57178534
KWEB is excluded from this downgrade

[Anonymous No.57178555]

gimme the non/pol/ rundown on the epstein stuff please

[Anonymous No.57178567]

>>57178460
Milk is objectively better and it's morally correct to laugh at the lactose intolerent

[Anonymous No.57178572]

>>57178490
THE STARS AT NIGHT
ARE DULL AND DIM
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
WHENEVER THEY HAVE TO SHINE OVER DUMB OL' STUPID TEXAS

[Anonymous No.57178596]

>>57178555
Rich spoiled people not keeping themselves in check.

[Anonymous No.57178615]

>>57178537
>the customer experience is (bad)
Grim

[Anonymous No.57178616]

I’m sorry, but did the S&P already crash? Oh, that’s right. The bullrun isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only a technical correction. Does dropping a healthy 20% count as a crash? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when we're still in a technical bull market? SPY is pumping right now and it has been maintaining a strong position above the threshold for a bear market for how many months now? It's going against a bunch of dirty bankers and holding its ground while at such a precarious time. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when we gain 10% by next month and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, we just gained a hundred points on the DOW too. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these bearish posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like JPow because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

[Anonymous No.57178624]

>>57178567
**sips whole milk hot cocoa**

[Anonymous No.57178636]

I think the Hang Seng should be banned and Chinks should have to trade under American supervision

[Anonymous No.57178637]

>>57178616
I hate that instead of the original sp post i think of a 2016 league team and a fatass who shilled for them, tsm

[Anonymous No.57178647]

>>57178555
seems like a nothingburger. everybody already knows a lot of the names associated with him.

[Anonymous No.57178674]

Dammit now Morningstar paywalled their bond screener. They know the public has caught on to the bonds. At least finra's direct feed works but the search is much worse. I guess I've found my new programming project. Gotta make my own direcet from edgar's filing feed.

[Anonymous No.57178772]

>>57178483
Pourquoi?

[Anonymous No.57178802]

>>57178497
I mean, VIX is a dead indicator for the most part. It doesn't correlate to anything in this weird ass propped up market.

[Anonymous No.57178820]

>>57178772
Look at the price despite china struggling. Despite global manufacturing and construction struggling.

[Anonymous No.57178885]

>Xi Jinping visits San Francisco again, but this time the city fails to completely hide the homeless.
>On his stroll through Golden Gate Park, President Xi comes across a homeless man and asks what misfortune befell him.
>"Oh, it's tragic." says the homeless man, "I spent all my money on Chinese fentanyl smuggled across the border from Mexico."
>Xi looks down, ashamed and sorrowful, then gives the man a $100 bill and keeps walking.
>Soon he comes across another homeless man and asks him for his story.
>"It's sad, Mr. President. I kept getting laid off from one job after another as they each got offshored to China in turn. Eventually I couldn't make rent and had to sleep on the street."
>Xi looks down, once more heartbroken at the sad destruction he wrought, and gives the man a another $100 bill before resuming his walk.
>Finally he comes across a third homeless man in the park and, before he can get a word out, the bum screams "I INVESTED IN THE CHINESE STOCK MARKET, YOU FUCKER!" and strangles Xi to death.
>Everyone lived happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.57178887]

[Anonymous No.57178895]

>Xi Jinping visits San Francisco again, but this time the city fails to completely hide the homeless.
>On his stroll through Golden Gate Park, President Xi comes across a homeless man and asks what misfortune befell him.
>"Oh, it's tragic." says the homeless man, "I spent all my money on Chinese fentanyl smuggled across the border from Mexico."
>Xi looks down, ashamed and sorrowful, then gives the man a $100 bill and keeps walking.
>Soon he comes across another homeless man and asks him for his story.
>"It's sad, Mr. President. I kept getting laid off from one job after another as they each got offshored to China in turn. Eventually I couldn't make rent and had to sleep on the street."
>Xi looks down, once more heartbroken at the sad destruction he wrought, and gives the man another $100 bill before resuming his walk.
>Finally he comes across a third homeless man in the park and, before he can get a word out, the bum screams "I INVESTED IN THE CHINESE STOCK MARKET, YOU FUCKER!" and strangles Xi to death.
>Everyone lived happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.57178933]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57178952]

Should I liquidate my entire portfolio, sell everything, and open an night club?

[Anonymous No.57178955]

>DA Davidson Initiates NVIDIA With Neutral Rating, Price Target is $410
KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.57178974]

>>57178555
you must be at least this rich to be allowed to find children hot

[Anonymous No.57178998]

>Rosenblatt Adjusts Price Target on NVIDIA to >$1,100 From $800, Maintains Buy Rating
>August 24, 2023 at 07:28 am EDT
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>(MT Newswires) -- NVIDIA (NVDA) has an average rating of buy and price targets ranging from $430 to $1,100, according to analysts polled by Capital IQ.

I knew they were at 800, but 1,1k? LOL

[Anonymous No.57179001]

>>57177869
I miss Charlie Munger too. He was literally THE insider and some of you were down right deplorable human beings to our sweet gentle giant. I for one am glad I was able to talk to Charlie, even if it was in an anonymous way.

[Anonymous No.57179015]

>>57178952
Why not? Live your dream. You can always take the loss on taxes for the rest of your life! Imagine being able to min max your tax refund; over patrying! The issue is county permits regarding zoning and land usage. If you form too big a crowd in a place that wasn't normaly crowded you gotta get the permission of the county/city/municipality.

[Anonymous No.57179031]

>>57178952
Only if you have a guy in hand made furniture and one in bulk glassware. You'll also want a friend who does neon and I suggest a lighting expert and a sound engineer. You can probably hire the latter two per job, but you'll want someone who can consult to prove out they did it right. Finally, you'll need to hire someone who can kill, and has friends who can back him up, to vet your employees for drug sales, because if you don't, the local gangs will, for their profit at your risk. A good bathroom attendant and some investments in easy to clean floors.
Aim for a 5 month run, where your daily break even comes from drinks/door, and your profit comes from selling the furniture.
Fucking shit.
That'll be $20k for the advice.

[Anonymous No.57179055]

>bbrrrrrriiiinnnnnnggggggggg
>bbrrrrrriiiinnnnnnggggggggg
>bbrrrrrriiiinnnnnnggggggggg
>bbrrrrrriiiinnnnnnggggggggg

>The phone rings into the darkness
>The moon does vaguely light up the hall and the study
>The phone continues to chime
>It must be your female ghost broker
>She calls for you in this dark night
>Will you answer her call?

[Anonymous No.57179076]

>>57179055
haven't seen this in a while

[Anonymous No.57179098]

>>57179055

[Anonymous No.57179103]

>>57179015
>>57179031
I don't actually have any dreams, and I don't feel like doing all that work. I was just thinking of renting a warehouse and using it as my "office" for trading and other ventures, and then turning it into a rave at night.

[Anonymous No.57179121]

>>57179076
why don't these work for me

[Anonymous No.57179127]

>>57179055
Is this about those ghost company shares I bought? What was the ticker again, WOGI?

[Anonymous No.57179146]

>>57179127
I think it was NHMD

[Anonymous No.57179195]

>>57179146
Ah, no, it was DGTW. Some tax shelter merger pennyshit.

[Anonymous No.57179197]

>>57178802
>I mean, VIX is a dead indicator for the most part
Your welcome
t. 0dte Chad

[Anonymous No.57179213]

>>57179103
That's how you wind up in prison in about three months. First things, your friends will come by for a few nights with their friends. People you don't know well, but have seen. Then they'll come back with strangers. They'll come back with the dealers. Then come the whores, and then the minors, especially the run-aways. And then you go to prison. Really, gonna depend on which vice you fall to, but to some degree it just ends up being a dice roll on whatever you get pinned for.

[Anonymous No.57179215]

>>57177320
I knew the song from the screenshot!

[Anonymous No.57179245]

>Epstein list is out

https://youtu.be/7VeIdo3anqQ?si=pSm8vayPuaUvSRum

Market crash this week?

[Anonymous No.57179253]

>>57179213
>First things, your friends will come by for a few nights
First, let me stop you right there: I actually don't have any friends

[Anonymous No.57179291]

>>57179245
WW3 will unironically start tomorrow/right now

[Anonymous No.57179297]

>>57179291
Certainly fits the pattern. Guess I better get some puts.

[Anonymous No.57179353]

>>57177667
>China gets scammed again by Slavs
Kek. I oversaw a deal in Azerbaijan where some Chinks bought some super old factories that produced a cotton pulp back in the day for 5x the price of what you would see for the same factory in yhe west when the Slavs there sold them on the idea that it was one of the biggest producers in the world (maybe at one time it was). Boy did those Chinks find out the hard way they paid a shit load of money for empty warehouses with no equipment or product. I gotta love Slavs sometimes with how they rip off foreigners.

[Anonymous No.57179363]

>>57179291
>WW3
Ok

[Anonymous No.57179364]

>>57179297
its a nothing burger. Their isn't a flght log. Just fucking Michael jackson and David copperfield. Fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.57179365]

>>57179353
I just want to add to this that the Chinks ended up trying to cope the losses with selling the real estate value of the land which wasn't anywhere close to the value of what they paid. Typical belt and road shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.57179369]

what vaccines we backing this year bros?

[Anonymous No.57179399]

>>57179369
My mother is already going through the covid scare 2.0
>So same item on the menu

[Anonymous No.57179414]

Does anyone else here smoke meth

[Anonymous No.57179420]

>>57179291
God I hope so, markets have been so boring lately

[Anonymous No.57179425]

>>57179414
Please, that's déclassé. You're supposed to pop adderall.

[Anonymous No.57179456]

>>57179364
>its a nothing burger
Okay Bill

[Anonymous No.57179506]

So when are my 197 VOO's going below 400 each? Looks like 2 weeks at this rate.

[Anonymous No.57179541]

>>57179291
i'd put ww3 at latest next week, otherwise it will be a complete nothingburger. market crash tomorrow tho.

[Anonymous No.57179572]

>>57179541
Would be nice, im not eligible for the draft for medical reasons, at least not for combat. Plenty of zogbots die and the markets will pump hard afterwards at some point. It's a win win.

[Anonymous No.57179588]

I bought oil

[Anonymous No.57179601]

>>57179588
BP dividends go hard.

[Anonymous No.57179633]

>>57179572
>draft
for china maybe, but zoomers are absolutely not going to die in the name of zionism and evangelicals.

[Anonymous No.57179679]

I'm gonna get heemed.

[Anonymous No.57179692]

>>57179588
you bought the top
nobody needs oil anymore

[Anonymous No.57179724]

Reminder that European governments are shilling for Biden because they want more free handouts. We (the United States) make cushy European welfare states possible by providing for, and thus subsidizing, their national defense at our own expense, to the point where it's bankrupting our country. European countries spend only a fraction of what we do on their military, and yet they expect us to protect them free of charge. European governments need Biden to be reelected so that he will keep sending troops and financial aid to Europe. Call your congressman and tell them to investigate European election interference on behalf of Joe Biden, and to sanction European governments accordingly for the direct threat that they pose to US democracy.
>this kills the shillbot

[Anonymous No.57179781]

>>57179724
Get out of europe

[Anonymous No.57179806]

>>57179781
Gladly.

[Anonymous No.57179811]

>>57179724
>for free

This might be the most braindead take on here. Have your (you)

[Anonymous No.57179817]

>>57176637
Straight up fuck the mining sector. The zhangs manipulate global prices so often it’s impossible to even guess at.

[Anonymous No.57179822]

Only papertrading

[Anonymous No.57179842]

>North Rhine-Westphalia CPI YoY +3.5% vs. 3% in the previous month
Oh nyo Germanbros. I thought Lagarde would start cutting next week already. Apparently, the inflationary pressure is still kinda high and it will only get more difficult to get the inflationary rate down to 2% since inflation peaked more than a year ago and has been going down since. How terrible.
Good lord how bloody inept these bureaucrats are

[Anonymous No.57179851]

>>57179842
Scheiße, Mannfred!
Alles ist vorbei!

[Anonymous No.57179857]

>>57179842
Lagarde currently is the most based of the central banks chiefs. Standing there, sick and telling those fuckin retard reporters she won't cut anytime soon unlike that faggot Powell who got high from this shit.

[Anonymous No.57179859]

What reason is there for a company to bigly pump the same day a dilution was announced?

[Anonymous No.57179866]

>HSI about to turn green
its over China Bobos

[Anonymous No.57179873]

>>57178224
FAT FUCKING DIVIDEND CHECKS

[Anonymous No.57179878]

>>57179724
Lol not even half true for Ukraine, america hasn't donated a single fighter jet yet. All you give is your soon to expire surplus that you need to get rid of anyway.

[Anonymous No.57179882]

>>57179857
wait till elites crash the market tomorrow to distract from the epstien stuff.

[Anonymous No.57179903]

>>57179857
Powell had to do it since the markets were getting a bit too bearish. He always throws a curve ball. Plus, the inflationary rate has peaked 1.5y ago in the US so it's much easier for them to bring it down to the 2% desired level. We shall see about that though. I highly doubt they will hike but they probably won't be cutting anytime soon in my opinion.
Lagarde, just like the rest of these bureaucrats, is full of crap and is always riding the current wave. They keep changing their tunes every few months. But all of them were extremely slow to react to the high inflation and to me that is unforgivable

[Anonymous No.57179920]

So is the fed going to pivot? Is this confirmed? I blew up my account and had to get a real job again I haven't been watching the news

[Anonymous No.57179923]

>>57179903
>But all of them were extremely slow to react to the high inflation and to me that is unforgivable

That is absolutely true.
It took them more than a year. Inflation April 2021 was 4% in the US:

[Anonymous No.57179925]

>>57179369
NVAXbros I got heemed

[Anonymous No.57179926]

>>57179414
I can afford cocaine scrub

[Anonymous No.57179927]

>>57176808
I lost $600 and could give a shit. There's always a potential for loss even with the most promising stocks.

Also don't invest in fucking PRST.

[Anonymous No.57179937]

>>57179882
>elites
>epstein stuff
>distract
Dude Jews

[Anonymous No.57179938]

>>57179811
>>57179878
>p-p-please keep subsidizing my eurocuck welfare state ;_;
>I don't want to work ;_;

[Anonymous No.57179941]

>>57179923
I seriously don't understand how anyone failed to see that coming. Print an insane amount of money + "Covid recovery" and they seriously thought we wouldn't get inflation? I guess they thought that normies would be able to take it and be fine with it... and they were right. I am actually quite shocked the consumer is still so strong. It's basically at ATH in the US and a little bit subdued in the EU.

[Anonymous No.57179943]

>>57176808
>How do I cope with losing 600 bucks on a single option?
Better than $60,000

[Anonymous No.57179988]

>>57179941
Only transitorywise, lol, for 2-3 years. Actually 4-5 cause it will take some time to hit 2% and stay there, if at all.

[Anonymous No.57180003]

So I'm getting back into the stock investing slowly after years of not trading, and given my schedule I feel my time would be best spent doing long term passive options like LEAPs and slowly dumping a percentage of excess capital into index funds for even more passive income.
I have options experience but it would be prudent to have a full refresher course, does anyone have any recommendations for videos to watch and good DD tools? For the latter I'm hearing of new ones like Predicting Alpha but those are paid subscriptions which I'm always wary of. Not asking for a guide for doing DD specifically but just vehicles in which to do it.

[Anonymous No.57180033]

>>57180003
>So I'm getting back into the stock investing slowly after years of not trading
What prompted this?

[Anonymous No.57180038]

>>57176471
what year are we going to run out of oil?

[Anonymous No.57180050]

>>57180038
Never. We'll hit a peak then every year we'll pump less and less and the price will get higher and higher. Oil Chads will inherit the earth

[Anonymous No.57180051]

>>57180033
I'll get clowned for it but GME unironically, got justifiably punished for being a degenerate gambler and went from demoralized to just adverse to stocks for a long while
But considering I have extra wagie income that would just be eaten by inflation otherwise I should get back into it and emphasize being more patient and calculated with my trades, aiming for around 20% growth for the year instead of 5000% like the retard I was in my very early adulthood.

[Anonymous No.57180101]

>>57179938
You sound alittle buttblasted, friendly reminder, Biden is gonna get reelected.

[Anonymous No.57180111]

Yay, 5 more minutes until my portfolio drops another 200 bucks as the aftermarket values get updated
-.-

[Anonymous No.57180154]

Yay, stockmarkets open!

[Anonymous No.57180161]

>>57180154
Hell yeah brother! Time to make some money!

[Anonymous No.57180163]

>>57180111
Surprisingly only down 20 so far but I probably am speaking too early

[Anonymous No.57180177]

>>57180101
But he was never elected? China hacked the elections by paying off people who thought they were saving the world from the most anti-war president in American history.

[Anonymous No.57180385]

What even are futures anyways?

[Anonymous No.57180406]

>>57179882
There’s nothing new in the Epstein files that got released

[Anonymous No.57180474]

BABA PUMP NOW LET ME CUM

[Anonymous No.57180548]

>>57178616

What does HEEM stand for?

[Anonymous No.57180586]

I have $500 to throw at the market today. I didn't get a lot of answers last night, but shill me an up and coming stock that would be a good buy at the moment.

[Anonymous No.57180590]

>>57176491
Why not XXXX?

[Anonymous No.57180593]

>it's that "market randomly bounces for no reason after bulls scream it's going down for no reason" day

[Anonymous No.57180740]

>>57180586
BwSE: CHOPPIES

[Anonymous No.57180828]

>>57178270
>idgi but ok, hope it's working for you
Buybacks aren't taxed and It's working for me.

[Anonymous No.57180840]

>>57178460
I've always made it with water. And if the China market doesn't rebound soon I'll have to eat my cereal with water too...

[Anonymous No.57180848]

Those epstein files have to be a psyop to shift focus from something else. Like that alien senate hearing or whatever that was in the US (EU here).

[Anonymous No.57180854]

>>57180848
sorry bud

[Anonymous No.57180859]

>>57179920
>I blew up my account
oh yeah? doing what?

[Anonymous No.57180867]

>>57179811
>>57179878
pure cope
pay you own way or be kicked out of NATO

[Anonymous No.57180875]

>>57179781
get off our military bases

[Anonymous No.57180881]

>>57180854
>
Who is Ms. Menninger?

Also
>not that I can remember
That's a "soft no".

Chancellor Scholz also constantly says he can't remember having met bankiers after this Warburg affair. It's just so that nobody can say you lied.

[Anonymous No.57180890]

>>57178534
I can't stay away I've already committed.
>>57179001
I still hope he somehow comes back someday... my hopes are in vain, but It's all I can do to cope with the pain, the pain is insufferable...
>>57179215
Do you know this song from the screenshot you homo?
>>57179414
No I smoke Rothmans.

[Anonymous No.57180915]

>/SMG/tards were seething and confused about ARM yesterday
>It's starting to moon today

Like clockwork lmfao

[Anonymous No.57180916]

What are the implications of the norwegian krone being on an all time low compared to the euro? Is now a good time to buy norwegian stocks as europoor?

[Anonymous No.57180929]

>>57180916
Depends are Norwegian stocks at all time highs? If they are idk, if they're not then probably yes.

[Anonymous No.57180941]

GIVE ME A GUARANTEED 10X REEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.57180974]

>>57180003
>passive options
?

[Anonymous No.57181020]

>>57180941
ARM

[Anonymous No.57181028]

>>57180941
We all need to buy Rumble and Mr.Rocker needs to move from the /smg/ update from YT to RUM, whilst publicizing this through Rumble staff. This move will bring so many new users to Rumble the revenues will explode making it a x10 stock.

[Anonymous No.57181034]

>>57180941
We all need to buy Rumble and Mr.Rocker needs to move the /smg/ update from YT to RUM, whilst publicizing this through Rumble staff. This move will bring so many new users to Rumble the revenues will explode making it a x10 stoc

[Anonymous No.57181086]

Hey anon, stop wasting your time on dogshit tech companies that trade at 300x earnings. Do some real investing and start allocating to broad market index funds and bonds. Did you know that there has never been a better time to buy bonds in the last 20years? This is the only proven strategy to beat the quants and algos. Also you don't have to waste 9hrs a day staring at charts.

[Anonymous No.57181098]

>new year just started
>the first two trading days of the year have been abysmal

everyone was absolutely confident we were well in another bull market last year just like how sentiment was during 2004-07. you know what will happen next.

[Anonymous No.57181112]

>>57180941
Intel, trust me

[Anonymous No.57181117]

>>57181112
>Intel
>x10

[Anonymous No.57181129]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57181142]

>>57180941
COIN

[Anonymous No.57181144]

Who here WBA?

[Anonymous No.57181152]

>>57181117
Yeah I like Intel but they're probably not going to 10x.

[Anonymous No.57181157]

>>57181144
Why do you like it?

[Anonymous No.57181163]

>>57181152
>probably
I admire your optimism.

[Anonymous No.57181222]

>>57181112
>Intel, trust me
"Bro Intel will totally have a market cap of 2 trillion in a year or two"
This is why fundamentals are important, you can find out how ridiculous a statement like "10x for company xyz" is.

[Anonymous No.57181228]

>>57181222
Digits confirm this statement.

[Anonymous No.57181330]

Morning sirs. What is the big money pumping this cold winter day?

[scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.57181334]

testnig

[Anonymous No.57181342]

>>57181330
OIL

[Anonymous No.57181346]

>futures

[scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.57181349]

HELP HELP HELP!!!
IMMA NIGGER AND THE POWERS THAT BE ARE TRYNNA MAKE ME DO WORK N SHEEEEIIIITT

[scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.57181375]

>>57181349
I DONT KNOW WTF TO DO BROS, I DONT WANNA FUKKN WORK OR NO NOTHIN

[Anonymous No.57181376]

Whenever I see commodities written out, I'm compelled to say 'coom & oddities' in muh head

[Anonymous No.57181382]

MOOOOOMM
MOOOM IT'S CRABBING AGAIN

[scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.57181383]

>>57181375
I JUST WANNA SIT ON MY ASS N BEAT OFF ALL DAY. JOBS ARE FUCKN GAY N SHIT!!

[Anonymous No.57181388]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57181389]

>>57181376
>coombrains

[Anonymous No.57181396]

>>57181388
kek

[Anonymous No.57181398]

Every day of 2024 is going to be red.

[Anonymous No.57181403]

>>57181388
people will watch this and still think niggers aren't all feral animals that attack unprovoked

[Anonymous No.57181414]

KEK

[Anonymous No.57181418]

>>57181403
>unprovoked
but she didn't grant him probation
she should have seen it coming

[Anonymous No.57181433]

>>57181403
>unprovoked
>judge sentencing you
He's actually doing what white people always cry about when talking about and defending their 2nd amendment.
>I need muh gun to defend myself from de gobernment

[Anonymous No.57181450]

>>57181433
>courts are the government

[scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.57181453]

>>57181414
explain
what’s the significance of this?

[Anonymous No.57181454]

>>57181433
Anon, he's a fucking criminal already. He's already not in a good position to do anything and it only further proves the nature of niggers.

[Anonymous No.57181466]

>>57181453
go watch wgowshipping videos and you will understand

[Anonymous No.57181500]

where's NEPfag these days? i threw some juice at it last week

[Anonymous No.57181512]

>>57181450
I literally had the same argument with an american who put ALL three branches of the state under the word government.

I know that there are three branches, fellow burger. But in the end, it is all state. And you claim to need your guns to fight the state.

[Anonymous No.57181514]

Flee to the safety of BABA, Epstein list release is bearish for US markets

[Anonymous No.57181552]

>>57181512
YId, why are you making shit up? Because you
re really worthless and need attention? Damn your life is dogshit.

[Anonymous No.57181568]

>US Nonfarm employment: 164K actual vs 115K expected, 101K previous
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO WE POOOMPIN TODAY

[Anonymous No.57181601]

>>57181568
Thats a bad thing for equities.

[Anonymous No.57181603]

another day of SQQQ pumping as i kick myself for not going all-in at $13

[Anonymous No.57181609]

>>57181568
isn't that bearish for interest rate prospects?

[Anonymous No.57181616]

>>57181414
zoom out.

[Anonymous No.57181625]

>>57181568
>Nonfarm
As in they don't work on a farm?

[Anonymous No.57181626]

>>57181568
Did they leave the last months numbers alone this time or did they revise them down by 50% again?

[Anonymous No.57181636]

>>57181626
>or did they revise them down by 50% again?
Last month underperformed so they lower the prediction, that's standard procedure

[Anonymous No.57181656]

>>57181626
What was last months numbers?

[Anonymous No.57181661]

>>57181626
This is the private ADP survey which doesn't get revised like the official Labor department numbers.

[Anonymous No.57181681]

>>57181661
Oh nice!

[Anonymous No.57181683]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57181695]

OH GOD NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57181696]

>>57181683
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57181699]

>>57181683
>>57181696
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.57181723]

>>57181696
it's fucking over there is no recovering
BAKE A NEW BREAD

[Anonymous No.57181731]

>>57181661
I did the math, and we're still short 4,443k jobs since that massive layoff in May 2020.

[scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.57181737]

BAKING

[Anonymous No.57181738]

bakers...

[Anonymous No.57181741]

>>57181683
>>57181696
>>57181723
The triality of man.

[Anonymous No.57181760]

>>57181568
LONGER FOR HIGHER

[Anonymous No.57181774]

Bump

[Anonymous No.57181799]

>>57181774
Denied.

[Anonymous No.57181809]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.57181823]

I'd like to order a modest meltup of 2% over the first two hours, please

[Anonymous No.57181824]

>>57181799
Checked, double bumped, and not baking

[Anonymous No.57181827]

Not.

[Anonymous No.57181829]

>>57181552
>
What? lol

[scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.57181834]

BAKING

[Anonymous No.57181838]

Faking.

[Anonymous No.57181840]

>>57181823
u want fries with that?

[Anonymous No.57181849]

>>57181568
Every time someone posts a redditor meme like that the market dumps.

[Anonymous No.57181857]

Fucking kek who killed the nasdaq?

[Anonymous No.57181859]

Shaking.

[Anonymous No.57181868]

>>57181857
It's full of trannies and went 41%.

[Anonymous No.57181870]

>>57181834
then do it already pussy

[Anonymous No.57181876]

>>57181857
TLT, with the non-farm payrolls, in the Eccles Buiilding.

[Anonymous No.57181883]

>>57181834

[Anonymous No.57181884]

Pooping.

[Anonymous No.57181890]

>>57181884
dont strain. its bad for you.

[Anonymous No.57181894]

>>57181601
>>57181609
Yeah

[Anonymous No.57181901]

Shooting.

[Anonymous No.57181910]

Looting.

[Anonymous No.57181912]

Total collapse in 33 minutes

[Anonymous No.57181913]

Raking.

[Anonymous No.57181916]

Fucking.

[Anonymous No.57181922]

Smoking.

[Anonymous No.57181924]

>>57181884
Strain, get stronger. It's good for you.

[Anonymous No.57181926]

SELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELL

[Anonymous No.57181932]

NEW NEW NEW
>>57181930
NEW NEW NEW
>>57181930
NEW NEW NEW
>>57181930
NEW NEW NEW
>>57181930

[Anonymous No.57181933]

Drinking.

[Anonymous No.57181935]

Driving

[Anonymous No.57181936]

Reverse repo crashing and the market seems to have a delayed reaction. Total fidelity death

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57181938]

Who's ready to buy the dip today?
This guy right fucking here is.

[Anonymous No.57181969]

>>57181938
Filtering

[Anonymous No.57182630]

>>57176471
Which one of you Smiggers made this?