/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57174038]

>he redeemed the stock edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57171934

[Anonymous No.57174050]

>>57172907
pls sell

[Anonymous No.57174052]

Maybe the market really was "fake" and "gay" the whole time...

[Anonymous No.57174056]

Damn it OP now you invited the spergs and glowniggers.

[Anonymous No.57174057]

This is how pants work fyi

[Anonymous No.57174064]

stupid PPT always ruining my day

[Anonymous No.57174068]

>>57174052
Its all a fugazi

[Anonymous No.57174070]

[Anonymous No.57174075]

>Participants viewed policy rate as likely near its peak
>'A number' of participants highlighted uncertainty around how long restrictive policy would need to be maintained
>Those participants pointed to downside risks to economy associated with an overly-restrictive stance
And this is all from the meeting on December 12-13. They're blatantly setting the stage for more printing and pumping over the next year, at the very least. Bears have been warned.

[Anonymous No.57174088]

>>57174068
>fugazi
Hell yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGCmr1Bjciw

[Anonymous No.57174092]

Why are we crabbing ON NEWS?!?!??

[Anonymous No.57174097]

Market
Nice and crabby

[Anonymous No.57174117]

Know SAVA? Know peace.
No SAVA? No peace.

[Anonymous No.57174127]

Damn that was Jewish.

[Anonymous No.57174131]

GO MARKET GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57174134]

>>57174068
>fugazi
i wanna kill the fat faggot myself, be a fuckin honor. cut off his pishadeel and feed it to him

[Anonymous No.57174145]

>>57174068
FuGAYzi

[Anonymous No.57174149]

>>57174068
Its a wazi its a woozle

[Anonymous No.57174150]

>CHINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1dTv_WsMRI

[Anonymous No.57174160]

>>57174127
im glad i sold my puts on the first dump
>last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him
THIS SHIT AINT NOTHIN TO ME MAN

[Anonymous No.57174164]

Recovering?!

[Anonymous No.57174171]

>>57174164
A HIND-D?!

[Anonymous No.57174180]

>stocks down
>gold down
>crypto down
>bonds down

what the fuck are you even suppose to hold in this gay market

[Anonymous No.57174181]

>>57174057
My legs are not shaped that way

[Anonymous No.57174184]

>>57174075
Dude are you stupid?
The minutes aren't some forward looking thing. They're telling you how they reacted to last months data. Faggot

[Anonymous No.57174185]

>>57174171

[Anonymous No.57174188]

I sold my SOXS calls and am now only a -1x bobo. It's like I'm not doing anything now!

[Anonymous No.57174196]

>>57174057
thank you I always wondered

[Anonymous No.57174202]

>>57173712
>>57173485
All 3 will continue to outperform the overall market if the large cap tech sector continues to grow like it has been, in which case all are good holds anyway. QQQ is just betting even more heavily this happening resulting in greater returns and greater risk of loss. I like holding VOO/SPY more than QQQ personally because it will capture any other industry that has a burgeoning surge like tech did in the future and experience less of a drop if said tech bubble pops.

[Anonymous No.57174205]

>>57174180
go short
or go long leveraged inverse ETFs

[Anonymous No.57174207]

>>57174180
crypto will go up more. but stock market not so sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFR9vqxNPB0

[Anonymous No.57174208]

>>57174188
yup, I also sold my socks. fuck wearing socks!

[Anonymous No.57174210]

>CHINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1dTv_WsMRI

[Anonymous No.57174211]

NO MARKET NOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57174213]

>>57174164
Recoovering

[Anonymous No.57174215]

SPY has hit with 1 cent of my sell target so many times today

[Anonymous No.57174216]

HODL

[Anonymous No.57174217]

>>57174180
Bonds ETFs are up

[Anonymous No.57174220]

>>57174185
Hello if anyone is confused how the market works please refer to this image.

[Anonymous No.57174222]

>>57174180
Cash, ironically

[Anonymous No.57174229]

>>57174180
Cash

[Anonymous No.57174232]

>>57174075
The fed cuts rates during contractions when asset prices drop and people hold dollars. Cuts will not be bullish (this time is the same)

[Anonymous No.57174245]

>i dont give a fuck if i go blind
>i dont need to see the pricetag anyway

[Anonymous No.57174247]

>>57174180
>what the fuck are you even suppose to hold in this gay market
CHINA
https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

[Anonymous No.57174253]

>>57174232
As you can see by:
>>57174222
>>57174229
Like cockwork

[Anonymous No.57174257]

Did everyone give up on SAVE?

[Anonymous No.57174258]

We're healing tranny sister bros

[Anonymous No.57174260]

my bitch look like david hasselhoff

[Anonymous No.57174265]

>market is schizophrenic
>jews have the highest rates of schizophrenia
hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.57174274]

>>57174265
>>jews have the highest rates of schizophrenia
I thought it was Indonesians

[Anonymous No.57174275]

>>57174180
If you actually believe in gold then you buy more gold because its on discount. Do you actually measure your rocks in fiat rather than the other way around?

[Anonymous No.57174281]

>>57174257
no loaded more today

[Anonymous No.57174284]

>>57174088

[Anonymous No.57174288]

>>57174245
>>57174260
>>57174160
Is this the max payne poster or somebody new with an equally bad derangement? lol

[Anonymous No.57174293]

>>57174288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Onr4z2fdDM
THIS SHIT AINT NOTHIN TO ME MAN

[Anonymous No.57174296]

>CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

[Anonymous No.57174299]

>>57174284
Luv me Topgear ate metal simple as

[Anonymous No.57174312]

>>57174288
I'm not deranged. Take that back!

[Anonymous No.57174317]

OP was sneak dissin' on the gram. Turned his city into Pompeii

[Anonymous No.57174325]

>>57174265
schizophrenia as well as bipolar and obsessive compulsive disorder are all linked to creativity

that's why jews rule hollywood, all best directors are jews etc

creativity is highly linked to mental illness and often times to intelligence too. high dopamine => paranoia etc.


similar effect when normal people take drugs their dopamine goes up and they may have hallucinations etc'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVkXlxsO8Q

[Anonymous No.57174342]

>>57174180
>stocks
have been going up for months
>gold
has been going up for months
>crypto
has been going up for months
>bonds
fuck bonds
>"duuuuudeeee bro like bro why is it like... bro why is everything going down bro after literal MONTHS of only going up bro? I don't get it bro"

[Anonymous No.57174354]

>>57174325
>all best directors are jews
like who? Spielberg (overrated child murderer), Kubrick (actually based), Mel Brooks and...and...idk?
all the best directors are goyim. jews run the business side for obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.57174368]

100% FNGU marines...

[Anonymous No.57174379]

>>57174354
>Spielberg
Landis took the rap for that

[Anonymous No.57174389]

>>57174342
I'll keep reminding you goldfish faggots - we went up specifically because we went down for three months straight before that based on a bunch of doomer bear nonsense. Literally just Big Money selling puts to retail imbeciles. Also why we mooned for six months prior to that - bears couldn't shut the fuck up for the entirety of 2022 and it caught up with them. I hope they quadruple down on their shorts and get raped again.

[Anonymous No.57174407]

ALRIGHT POWER HOUR OR SOUR HOUR PLACE YOU'RE BETS.

[Anonymous No.57174422]

>>57174407
Crab hour with a last 5 minute spike

[Anonymous No.57174423]

>>57174407
60 minutes of nothingness

[Anonymous No.57174426]

>>57174354
directors, writers etc. if you scroll down the top 50 directors i'd bet quite many are jewish. best directors who are not jewish are generally from europe or canada like james cameron or ridley scott. abrams, bay (adopted tho) etc are all jewish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

[Anonymous No.57174428]

>>57174422
dump hour with a 5 minute bounce

[Anonymous No.57174429]

>>57174422
wew checked for likely truth.

[Anonymous No.57174435]

>>57174426
>talking about the greatest directors in hollywood
>cites JJ Abrams and Michael Bay
anon...

[Anonymous No.57174441]

>>57174435
highest paid director is bay, he is essentially top1. most talented visual director by far, even according to spielberg. i agree his movies are not the best always cause he aims for box office hits so he needs to film kids movies like transformers

[Anonymous No.57174453]

>>57174441
Pay is only correlated with merit.

[Anonymous No.57174482]

>>57174453
pretty much. highest paid are spielberg, lucas and bay

bay did good films too the the rock and armageddon, pearl harbor etc. he is insanely good obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saw8jrnDm1o

[Anonymous No.57174484]

We warned you mumoids

[Anonymous No.57174486]

I'm swinging 500 shares of $JD from $27.45. This bitch is going to $30 this week. Hail Xi!

[Anonymous No.57174493]

>>57174484
But that chart suggests we're approximately halfway through the recession, which is usually when it's admitted anyway.

[Anonymous No.57174495]

Why are the yields and stocks both going down at the same time?

[Anonymous No.57174498]

>>57174484
ohhhh wowwww it's almost like right before the most recent "spike" up there was the largest spike down on record that's craaazyyyyy

[Anonymous No.57174538]

What happened here?

[Anonymous No.57174543]

>>57174538
your charts are vomit inducing is what happened

[Anonymous No.57174547]

>>57174484
>Le pandemic financial crisis
>A literal 2 month dip
>Job losses larger than during the dot com bubble and financial crisis

Sooo basically a nothingburger and worthless metric then?

[Anonymous No.57174554]

>>57174493
You don't get it, unemployment ticking up is going to lead to more selling. It's a self reinforcing doom loop.
But you're not wrong. We've been in this for a while. The last shoe to drop is going to be mumoids doing backflips.

[Anonymous No.57174555]

>>57174293
Just watched the whole thing...

[Anonymous No.57174572]

>>57174554
Oh, I do get it. I'm saying we're very close to the low for this round. Also a hearty congratulations to anyone still standing right now: yuo done it!

[Anonymous No.57174574]

>>57174484
>people lose their jobs after a black swan event
That's some crazy shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.57174581]

>>57174538
>Niggerstonguemyanus
Kek, wtf how haven't they banned you

[Anonymous No.57174583]

>>57174428
i was just joking...

[Anonymous No.57174589]

There's absolutely nothing in this market you can base you financial decisions on. It's just gambling.

Russell just crashing more than 100 points in a a week. I had shorts, RIGHT at the top. But guess what, I thought this time the market would be somewhat stable. Nope. Fuck it man, it makes no sense getting angry about a thing that makes no sense

[Anonymous No.57174601]

>>57174589
On no news too

[Anonymous No.57174607]

>>57174589
>There's absolutely nothing in this market you can base you financial decisions on.
Wrong.
>It's just gambling.
It is if you don't know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.57174614]

>>57174589
>It's just gambling.
YEA BOI

[Anonymous No.57174617]

>>57174543
I was going for a fashwave thing but it's kind of difficult to keep the red/green candles nicely visible, and I have no artistic sense. I do like it though.
>>57174581
I think because the account just exists in a database somewhere. I don't interact with the social parts of the platform so no one has seen it enough to report it.

[Anonymous No.57174618]

its only gambling if you dont know whats coming

[Anonymous No.57174621]

>>57174607
It's easy to say no without an explanation. But you won't cause you'd otherwise tell us your secret. There is none. Everything you'd bring up has been brought up here ten times.

[Anonymous No.57174635]

Wow holy fucking shit, two days of baseless red and the dumbest faggot bears show back up with the "this is the last shoe to fall!" "you'll see!" "this is the big one!" shit. God it's legitimately insane.

[Anonymous No.57174636]

Take the everything in this life is ephemeral pill and be like water. Worked for me.

[Anonymous No.57174645]

So is now a bad time to buy? I went all in with my $20k savings in aapl.

[Anonymous No.57174654]

>>57174621
>without an explanation
The explanation is pretty basic: there's obvious events that have an extremely high correlation to the stock prices. Stuff like news about new products, new deals, lawsuits, earnings, etc etc.
If it was all truly random, all of these things wouldn't matter.

[Anonymous No.57174655]

>>57174484
I did my part
>t. officially unemployed

[Anonymous No.57174662]

>>57174621
>otherwise tell us your secret
Why would I? It's a zero sum game, meaning that we all profit off of the other guy taking a less profitable trade than you do.

[Anonymous No.57174667]

tech side of market is absolutely finished. eurusd pushing slowly lower again. jpy/usd has turned clearly and japan is getting stronger

my testosterone levels are rising for some reason feels like im on trt. perhaps it was the microplastic estrogens i removed or added sulphates in a weird beer that i was commonly drinking that was causing levels to drop which is known fact for certain sulphates. now my t-levels are as high as james crockets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFOEubKzyQA

[Anonymous No.57174668]

>>57174645
Bro you never go all in at once.

[Anonymous No.57174669]

>>57174484
>We warned you mumoids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[Anonymous No.57174673]

>>57174645
the market is down for no reason other than profit taking after a phenomenal year, so it's probably a decent time to buy. unless there's going to be a lot more profit taking. then it's a less decent time to buy. but you can't really time the market in these situations so yolo

[Anonymous No.57174680]

>>57174621
>your secret
it's not a secret that line move up and to the right

[Anonymous No.57174682]

>>57174621
> company has strong long-term fundamentals and increases dividend every year
buy
> company is overhyped, saturated market or declining sales, high debt, no dividend
sell

that easy

[Anonymous No.57174692]

>>57174257
just holding til the merger happens

[Anonymous No.57174693]

>>57174635
Mumoids coping badly judging by the seetheposting

[Anonymous No.57174695]

Invest in tent cities.
https://www.newellbrands.com/our-brands/

[Anonymous No.57174699]

>>57174645
> aapl
yikes enjoy losing 10% of that

>>57174667

[Anonymous No.57174703]

>>57174662
Called it.

>>57174654
The joke is there is none?

[Anonymous No.57174709]

>>57174680
Only sensible post itt.

[Anonymous No.57174722]

>>57174682
I said Russell, you fuckin idiot.

[Anonymous No.57174733]

>>57174703
>The joke is there is none?
How low is your reading comprehension? Be honest anon

[Anonymous No.57174741]

>>57174722
> buying indexes instead of individual stocks
you're the idiot

[Anonymous No.57174743]

>>57174733
No hablo ingles, senor.

[Anonymous No.57174757]

>>57174741
>buying
I wrote I'm shorting >>57174589
Are you all retarded? I'm not buying this fake market that crashes on monthly mood swings

[Anonymous No.57174759]

Goldilocks = market base case
3 bears = the reality

[Anonymous No.57174774]

>>57174645
The highest price I would pay for Apple is $120. That is not a good company.

[Anonymous No.57174777]

RED ON THE WALL
RED ON THE CEILING
RED ON THE FLOOR
GET A NEW WHORE

[Anonymous No.57174779]

>>57174695
god I hate tweakers

[Anonymous No.57174786]

>>57174733
in consolation, if these morons weren't in the market we would probably make a lot less money

[Anonymous No.57174792]

>>57174779
I'm pretty sure that video is actually New England.

[Anonymous No.57174802]

>>57174786
Retail traders - under normal circumstances - have little effect on the market.

[Anonymous No.57174803]

why are we dumping

[Anonymous No.57174809]

>>57174703
Here's an idea, you could stop kvetching, swallow your pride, admit that you were wrong and go back to the drawing board. Revise your strategies, consult the stars, learn from the oldfags and try another approach. Or quit.

It took me over 10 years of unrelenting autism to where I am today.

[Anonymous No.57174814]

>>57174803
idk I saw pinkjaks and panicked
I don't even know how stocks work I just buy and sell based on what's spammed on /biz/ the most

[Anonymous No.57174815]

>>57174803
so that we have more headroom to pump later on

[Anonymous No.57174816]

>>57174803
A market maker saw my joke post and decided to troll. I'm sorry. :(

[Anonymous No.57174818]

I hope ALL of you are sticking to a good trading plan and not acting on impulse today!

[Anonymous No.57174821]

>>57174786
Literal retard >>57174802

[Anonymous No.57174831]

So what DID the minutes say? Same 'ol nothing?

[Anonymous No.57174837]

>>57174814

[Anonymous No.57174843]

>>57174803
when i say things like
>"safe and effective"
and
>"strong and resilient"
do you believe it?

[Anonymous No.57174844]

>>57174803
Something about rates "likely" being where there at but timing is "uncertain"
Honestly it's a nothing burger so give it a week or two

[Anonymous No.57174845]

>>57174792
I care not, purge them with fire.

[Anonymous No.57174850]

>>57174809
What do you even mean I was wrong? I was shorting. I still made money on the FTSE yesterday and today, just not on the Russell as I didn't want to short this shit anymore.

You are arguing with yourself or with what you think I said but didn't.

[Anonymous No.57174860]

>>57174821
retail investors are 22% of stock market activity in the USA

[Anonymous No.57174869]

>>57174860
I'm gonna let you think about why that doesn't mean what you think it means and if you can't come up with an answer in 15 minutes I will provide it for you.

[Anonymous No.57174878]

>>57174860
I sure do hope the 78% don't collude to fuck the 22% for easy gainz.

[Anonymous No.57174884]

>>57174860
And they are the HODL crew.

[Anonymous No.57174900]

>>57174878
Yea Pelosi buying all that NVDA was a sacrifice to make people think market is still hot.

[Anonymous No.57174901]

>>57174850
Fine, but you were bitching about it being a casino - the hallmarks of a butthurt blainlet, and smg had it fair share of those for the past couple of days.

[Anonymous No.57174915]

ive been heemed
then ive been reheemed
then reheemed again
then i was so back bros
only to be giga heemed at the end
i. am. heemed...

[Anonymous No.57174917]

>>57174900
in da money

[Anonymous No.57174918]

>>57174900
Totally forgot about that cunt buying NVDA calls but now I'm happy I remembered.

[Anonymous No.57174919]

>>57174901
It still is a casino. I say this also when I win. It doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.57174934]

>>57174917
This country needs a reckoning.

[Anonymous No.57174943]

>>57174917
so shes saying sep 2022 to now will get wiped out. perhaps that applies to other tickers as well. much to ponder. i'll be with my orb.

[Anonymous No.57174944]

>>57174917
>they purchased leveraged bets over a company they legislate
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.57174945]

>stock price is completly decided by supply and demand
>for some reason people are okay with buying shares at an higher price if the value of a company rises even though they arent impacted by it
why is that?

[Anonymous No.57174956]

>>57174934
this town needs an enema

[Anonymous No.57174957]

>>57174538
retards thought it was a good idea to run a 2x bear VIX ETN lmao then a little spike pushed futures up to 38 and they couldn't handle it.

[Anonymous No.57174963]

new year, new me

[Anonymous No.57174964]

>>57174917
>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"
>"fair and secure"

>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"
>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"
>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"
>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"

[Anonymous No.57174971]

>>57174944
how is that not illegal

[Anonymous No.57174972]

>>57174917

[Anonymous No.57174989]

>>57174964
>>"safe and effective"
>>"strong and resilient"
>>"fair and secure"
>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"
>"fair and secure"
>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"
>"fair and secure"
>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"
>"fair and secure"
>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"
>"fair and secure"
>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"
>"fair and secure"
>"safe and effective"
>"strong and resilient"
>"fair and secure"

[Anonymous No.57174996]

>>57174971
>how is that not illegal
because capitalism and communism are effectively the same thing. how does Nancy Pelosi differ than any Russian oligarch with a yacht?

[Anonymous No.57174997]

>>57174917
Anyone who reads shit like that and STILL doubts that semis will continue to moon just should give me all their money

>>57174831
Fed members unironically openly saying that rates are probably high enough and may even be too high

[Anonymous No.57175020]

18 mins till close, i have cash to burn, shill me some plays boys

[Anonymous No.57175021]

>>57174996
oh i know!
Is it that she is related to the governor (Newsome) of California (where she is a senator)??

[Anonymous No.57175022]

BUDDY CHECK IWM COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.57175034]

>>57175021
>Is it that she is related
they are related by blood (child) sacrifice rituals
Epstein did not kill himself

[Anonymous No.57175044]

>>57174996
>because capitalism and communism are effectively the same thing

[Anonymous No.57175046]

>>57174919
>It still is a casino.
And now we've gone full circle with me telling you that it isn't. Money moves in and out of assets in what might seem random manner to someone who doesn't understand it. The market is not a random walk, trust me on that and there are plenty of edges around.

[Anonymous No.57175057]

>>57175022
The market is healing

Speaking of garbage, lmao @ those gaps

[Anonymous No.57175078]

>>57175044
>muh free markets
>we wuz free n shieeeet
meanwhile this guy rapes your portfolio

[Anonymous No.57175081]

AMD now has a PE ratio of 1230.

[Anonymous No.57175100]

>>57175078
Shut the fuck up commie.

[Anonymous No.57175102]

>>57174774
how much would you pay for titanium phone

[Anonymous No.57175108]

i gotta hit the treadmill after market closes today anons. ive been a fat pos since before thanksgiving. need to lose 15 lbs in the new year

[Anonymous No.57175114]

>>57174917
>with a strike price of $120

[Anonymous No.57175121]

>>57174869
what is it supposed to mean?
And it's also not a guarantee that there are no morons among the non-retail-investor part of the market

[Anonymous No.57175122]

>>57174943
No, read better.

[Anonymous No.57175123]

>>57175114
>with a strike price of $120
but look at what the price was when he bought them. that nigga paid a lot for them

[Anonymous No.57175133]

>>57175123
They paid over a mill for it as I recall.

[Anonymous No.57175137]

>>57175102
I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
You shoot me down, but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down, but I won't fall
I am titanium

[Anonymous No.57175140]

>>57174945
Very simple: it's because the ones buying shares are FOMO chasers and short coverers to overwhelm the smart money that is selling into higher volume to take profits.

[Anonymous No.57175149]

>>57175122
explain it to me like i'm one of your mother's johns

[Anonymous No.57175158]

>>57175133
didnt the unusual whale post from OP say $5M? regardless he bought deep deep ITM calls which is almost like buying shares. I read some shit a while back about "synthetic shares" and i think it involves buying deep ITM calls

[Anonymous No.57175163]

>>57175137
bend test failed

[Anonymous No.57175170]

>>57175102
That's my photo, you can't post that.

[Anonymous No.57175182]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57175188]

>>57175158
lemmy look again

[Anonymous No.57175191]

WEW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWCba4mro58

[Anonymous No.57175218]

>>57175163
Stone-hard, machine gun
Firing at the ones who run
Stone-hard as bulletproof glass
You shoot me down, but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down, but I won't fall
I am titanium

[Anonymous No.57175227]

>>57175188
>$1.8M in calls
Nancy really has balls of steel

[Anonymous No.57175231]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57175232]

>Ding! Ding! Ding! How did you do today anon?
I ain't checking so stop fucking asking aight?

[Anonymous No.57175235]

Im up 80% on the puts
I'm hodling to 300%>>57175231

[Anonymous No.57175246]

>>57175231
I'm not fucking checking.

[Anonymous No.57175248]

>>57175232

[Anonymous No.57175249]

>>57175231
I got FUCKED and not in a good way

[Anonymous No.57175255]

>>57175231
-1.75%

[Anonymous No.57175257]

>>57175248

[Anonymous No.57175258]

>>57175231
It's fuckin over.

[Anonymous No.57175261]

>>57175231
>-0.98%

[Anonymous No.57175271]

>>57175149
dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.57175273]

>>57175255
>>57175261
>Kornheiserposting

[Anonymous No.57175274]

>>57175257
Sometimes it's best to just sit on the sidelines and watch.

[Anonymous No.57175280]

>>57175273
It's that time again?

[Anonymous No.57175281]

>>57175231
-$688!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57175285]

>>57175280

[Anonymous No.57175287]

>>57175231
Today's Benchmarks:
>BOIL: 7.70%
>CCJ: -1.26%
>/HE: -0.42%
>KWEB: 1.65%
>MARA: 2.20%
>SOXL: -6.53%
>TMF: 1.23%
>TSLA: -4.01%
>XXXX: -3.19%

How many did (You) beat, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.57175289]

>>57175231
Unbeheemed myself +9.6%, I'm only +1.4% YTD though.

[Anonymous No.57175305]

>>57175285

[Anonymous No.57175318]

ZION bros...
Weird combination of sectors.
>regional banks, real estate, travel are down
>telecom, entertainment, defense, energy, healthcare are up
Almost like a pandemic and a war meet high interest rates

[Anonymous No.57175333]

>>57175305

[Anonymous No.57175335]

>>57175287
I... lost.

[Anonymous No.57175342]

>>57175231
27.1% is my final score for the day

[Anonymous No.57175352]

>>57175318
That explosion in Iran means either Biden keeps pussying out (and the US empire weakens further) or we get some actual escalation (and we borrow another $500b for HII, GD, and RTX contracts)

Mix in peak "muh 6 rate cuts" euphoria and I'd say KRE, XLRE, and JETS are fuuuuucked.

[Anonymous No.57175358]

>>57175352
>No love for my BA and LMT

[Anonymous No.57175361]

>>57174038
MARKETS ARE DOWN??? ON ABSOLUTELY NO NEWS??????

[Anonymous No.57175363]

Does the fact that berkshire hattaway a grows more than berkshire hathaway b, mean that subscribers to the class b stock pay for class a owners to own their stock?

[Anonymous No.57175362]

>>57175231
>Ding ding ding!
That's not my name zipper head. Holy shit this board has turned into a bunch of weebs, zips, flips, and chinks...

[Anonymous No.57175365]

>>57175227
She has more balls than brains.

[Anonymous No.57175367]

>>57175358
We're dropping into the Red Sea. No carriers. Subs, destroyers, and missiles only.

[Anonymous No.57175374]

>>57175363
the class a iirc has more voting rights
but the class b gets you a ticket to the shareholder meeting and shareholders letters

[Anonymous No.57175377]

>>57174180
new years profit taking. hold everything.

[Anonymous No.57175378]

>>57175231
I didn't feel like trading today so i didn't.

[Anonymous No.57175383]

>>57175367
Aw come on no F-18 or skunkworks glownigger toys? this is horse shit. At least I have RTX

[Anonymous No.57175388]

Wait, when did BOIL reverse split?

[Anonymous No.57175394]

I fell asleep and my UPRO puts went ITM.

[Anonymous No.57175399]

>>57175361
Based LMFAO

[Anonymous No.57175403]

>>57175374
class A stocks are not just for anybody.

[Anonymous No.57175431]

>>57175231
hey mouthy, don't talk to me like that!
Selling options makes daily returns weird.

[Anonymous No.57175435]

>>57175403
>>57175374
Why would you want voting rights? The whole point is letting Warren Buffet figure your stuff out.

[Anonymous No.57175437]

>>57175383
Just hang on, that's the "WW3" playbook. We're still running the "Prelude to WW3" playbook for the next six months.

[Anonymous No.57175446]

>>57175378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

[Anonymous No.57175458]

>>57175437
I figure things would get spicy at the end of the year. That's when my long term capital gains qualify anyway.

[Anonymous No.57175459]

>>57175437
>Prelude to WW3
the market melts up right?

[Anonymous No.57175470]

>>57175435
probably to shill my favourite sports team. but to be fair, they grew 15% last year and i could see them do that again by the end of this year too, Todd Boehly is looking at investing in it and i would say it would be only thing he would get right in his portfolio so far.

[Anonymous No.57175474]

>reacting like this to a -1% day

[Anonymous No.57175477]

>>57175437
I really wonder how they plan on mobilizing young American men to fight for Israel.

[Anonymous No.57175499]

>>57175474
We enjoy a little fun around here.

[Anonymous No.57175504]

>>57175459
For China attracting the last scraps of FDI? Yes.

For everything else? No, because the bond market will sniff out the exact date we declare war.

[Anonymous No.57175516]

>>57175477
Millions of people would be willing to carry a rifle for a couple years, in exchange for American citizenship.

[Anonymous No.57175525]

>>57175477
Young American men have consistently proven one thing: they are fuckwits and that's why the Jews selected them as the golem

[Anonymous No.57175530]

>>57175477
https://files.catbox.moe/37lsp2.webm
Men are a little busy atm israel

[Anonymous No.57175536]

>>57175516
Ah so we are definitely pedal to the metal following the Roman collapse trajectory.

[Anonymous No.57175538]

>>57175477
Whites living dying for israel. It’s even more hard coded than their craving addiction for ass and bbc.

[Anonymous No.57175541]

>>57175477
>Hey, you know that crazy 5 figure student debt you got???

[Anonymous No.57175545]

>>57175499
just wait for those crispy -5% days

[Anonymous No.57175551]

>>57175516
indeed

[Anonymous No.57175552]

>>57175538
Recent statistics strongly disagree with you. That worked because they targeted White men with their propaganda machine but over the past ten or so years they let that go.

[Anonymous No.57175558]

>>57175545

[Anonymous No.57175583]

>>57175477
Nigga who's dying for Israel besides Israelis? The DoD hasn't had meaningful combat deaths in years. Even the shit going on right now has failed to kill a single US service member.
The real reasons the military is hemorrhaging people and failing to replace them have more to do with the administrative and institutional management policies of each military branch, benefits that are no longer competitive with the private sector, a perceived lack of purpose following the GWOT drawdown plus an OPTEMPO that mirrors or exceeds the height of said GWOT, and a poor talent management and personnel evaluation model that produces yes-men at the top and burnouts at the bottom.
t. actual ZOGbot

[Anonymous No.57175591]

What stock am i?

[Anonymous No.57175597]

>>57175536

[Anonymous No.57175611]

any cute girls here

[Anonymous No.57175622]

>>57175591
They're fine they have like $70B assets on their balance sheet

[Anonymous No.57175626]

>>57175552
Cope faggot. Don’t forget to boost for israel.

[Anonymous No.57175628]

>>57175583
Yeah. I just don't seem them rallying younger men around something going on in the desert again.
Everyone cheered the BLM stuff, half the country cheered jan6. If we got another 9/11 younger people would probably rally *against* the US.

[Anonymous No.57175633]

>>57175591
AMD, right? You gotta look at Forward P/E when it comes to the AI meme. Valuation's still clownshoes, but that's more accurate; there's money in those porn generating graphics cards.

[Anonymous No.57175635]

>>57175231
>+16.72%
Calls on banks, short CELH (though I got somewhat heemed having bought the CELH contracts before noon yesterday). Slow season at work, so it's nice to have the free time during the day to consider 3DTE plays. It's honest work.

[Anonymous No.57175685]

>>57175628
It's an unenviable situation to be in. On one hand they do need to be involved in the middle east a little longer to prevent people like the Houthis from chimping out and fucking over global shipping routes, but on the other hand the slightest hint of any action in that part of the world immediately causes people to rant about forever wars and Jews and oil and MIC corps lining their pockets, making it hard to get people to sign up. I hope they figure it out eventually but I'm not sticking around long enough to find out.

[Anonymous No.57175693]

>>57175685
Just dump all the Gazans on the Houthi's shores. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.57175706]

This is just amazing...

[Anonymous No.57175730]

>>57175611
Yes me, I need my girlbussy filled up

[Anonymous No.57175735]

>>57175591
How do people mock Nvidia's PE ratio when this bullshit exists over at their direct competitor. Maybe Pelosi is right...

[Anonymous No.57175737]

no sorry this one is amazing

[Anonymous No.57175743]

>>57175735
IMO Intel is a much bigger threat to Nvidia than AMD.

[Anonymous No.57175745]

Are most people traders? A dip like this doesn't mean anything because there's always an EOY retard rally

[Anonymous No.57175755]

>>57175745
Non-traders are boring retards
>hurr I made 1% this month

[Anonymous No.57175763]

>>57175743
Nah. Intel is going the way of IBM. Risk based CPUs are the future along with gpus from Nvidia.

[Anonymous No.57175766]

>>57175755
I only made 1.2% today.

[Anonymous No.57175776]

>>57175766
Damn. Not even keeping up with inflation

[Anonymous No.57175780]

>>57175763
I think the lesson from Nvidia is that the compiler matters more than the instruction set provided you can squeeze more calculations per second out of it.

[Anonymous No.57175795]

>>57175706
Yeah but you gotta adjust that nigga for dividends (Click the "ADJ" button in the bottom right, or whatever the Kraut equivalent is)

[Anonymous No.57175800]

>>57175743
>IMO Intel is a much bigger threat to Nvidia than AMD.
*ARM enters from behind with a folding chair*

[Anonymous No.57175805]

>>57175383
who do I invest in for DEWs?

[Anonymous No.57175809]

>>57175800
ARM doesn't manufacture anything and the companies that do like Qualcomm think they'll lose money by cooperating with developers. They're a non player.

[Anonymous No.57175820]

Grant Cardony said real estate is about to crash. Commercial Real Estate. This is going to crash the stock market like 2008?

[Anonymous No.57175849]

>>57175809
>ARM doesn't manufacture anything and the companies that do like Qualcomm think they'll lose money by cooperating with developers
Yeah bro, keep coping while
Apple
https://www.computerworld.com/article/3705936/apple-saves-its-chips-with-multi-year-arm-ip-deal.html
Microsoft
https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/28/24017890/microsoft-ai-surface-laptops-arm
Google
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theregister.com/AMP/2023/02/14/google_prepares_its_own_custom/
Amazon
https://www.anandtech.com/show/21172/amazon-unveils-graviton4-a-96core-cpu-with-5367-gbs-memory-bandwidth
And basically any company worth anything is betting on ARM kek

[Anonymous No.57175861]

>>57175809
All of the semi companies have pros and cons. Best bet is to buy SOXQ if this dip continues and just hold.

[Anonymous No.57175902]

BABA has risen

[Anonymous No.57175918]

>>57175231
I leveraged up to 30:1 as the double top on SPY confirmed a bullish trend. I blew my account today. I am ruined.

Actually, I closed all my margin positions two weeks ago and just wait and sit around with 100% QQQ since then. Might sell some puts on QQQ again once we go lower and VIX goes up.
The market looks like it priced in every bull case so all you buy is the downside.
>>57175902
I live in China and here is a list of things you don't want to do:
-Live in China
-Invest in China
-Deal with the Chinese

[Anonymous No.57175928]

>>57175849
Apple doesn't pay ARM anything and they don't have a ton to distinguish themselves from things like RISCV which are even cheaper and moving faster.

[Anonymous No.57175933]

>>57175918
What about living in Macau
Investing in Macau
And dealing with Macanese?

[Anonymous No.57175949]

>>57175933
Literally the only two things I hear about Macau is gambling and tax evasion.
And... tax evasion through gambling, of course.

[Anonymous No.57175955]

will Japan ever unfuck itself?

[Anonymous No.57175961]

>>57175949
Looks like heaven on earth

[Anonymous No.57175967]

>>57175928
>Yeah Bro this fragmented freetard beta thingy will totally replace tightly coupled processors, finetuned for their specific use cases
Kek nice cope

[Anonymous No.57175976]

>>57175967
>tightly coupled
>ARM
Lol.

[Anonymous No.57175977]

>>57175918
I'm investing in China and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.57175984]

>>57174222
/cashgang/ wins again I am currently earning 5% apy on my cash.

[Anonymous No.57175985]

>>57175918
your government is going to stimulate your economy and that is all that matters

[Anonymous No.57175990]

>>57175918
>I leveraged up to 30:1 as the double top on SPY confirmed a bullish trend. I blew my account today. I am ruined.
how is anyone this dumb? lmao

[Anonymous No.57175998]

>> 57175795
If you cannot find the Adj button at the bottom of your chart, this means that price adjustments are not available for the stock currently displayed.

[Anonymous No.57176000]

>>57175976
Yes, arm is much less fragmented than riscv. I know it's hard to understand for a babby like you

[Anonymous No.57176036]

>>57175985
>your government is going to stimulate your economy
I'm German. No, they won't.
>>57175990
I already see doom and gloom articles. Someone somewhere must have been that retarded, I'm quite certain.
>>57175977
I won't. I am just telling you its a horrible idea. The only foreign companies investing right now are Starbucks and KFC. The whole country is slowly going to shit.

[Anonymous No.57176043]

>>57176000
It's come a long way from where it used to be but it's still pretty fragmented.
Regardless the compiler is more important anyway and the manufacturers and OS vendors have done their best to stifle interoperability.

[Anonymous No.57176047]

>>57176036
you just said you live in china

[Anonymous No.57176060]

>>57176036
what do you do in China as a German?

[Anonymous No.57176095]

>>57174038
anybody playing the walgreens earnings in the morning?

[Anonymous No.57176107]

>>57175820
commercial RE is very difficult to crash per se.
the loans are all 5 year balloon loans. i.e. meant to default as quickly as possible if you have a bad property management team in place.
The problem is America is way short entrepreneurs and entrepreneurial activity. mostly b/c boomers have all the money, so the economy caters to their wishes and needs. you can carve out a niche but if it doesn't serve the interests of boomers your store is going under in 5-10 years. and all boomers care about is price. so unless you're a chinkporter you're shit. and now the entrepreneur class is defunct and full of foreigners. as the intl relations deteriorate due to shit opportunity at home in both countries the precious property markets will collapse to a point where the next grade of entrepreneurs can be served.

[Anonymous No.57176119]

>>57175820
>Grant Cardony said real estate is about to crash. Commercial Real Estate.
Hmm let me think about it.
>Retail apocalypse caused by online shopping
>Wfh trend, nobody wants to go to the office
>AI makes office workers redundant
>Demographic stagnation = end of growth
>High interest rates make real estate less profitable
Yes, it checks out

[Anonymous No.57176136]

>>57176119
i wonder how much skyline I'll be able to buy if I play my cards right

[Anonymous No.57176139]

>>57176119
Whose demography stagnated?

[Anonymous No.57176180]

>>57175706
what does this mean

[Anonymous No.57176183]

>>57176047
Yeah. And it's a fucking horrible country.
>>57176060
Just 3 more months. My girlfriend is there right now for bit and I joined her.

[Anonymous No.57176201]

Buy SOXL, TQQQ and Bitfarms. This is financial advice. Source: non pajeet

[Anonymous No.57176207]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.57176212]

>>57175820
something something crack up boom

[Anonymous No.57176267]

>>57176183
I was told that german women are only happy when they have something in their mouth.

[Anonymous No.57176345]

>>57174257
Still here. Todays sell off was sector wide. The JetBlue case is strong. Supply side substitution, meaning other carriers bringing in planes to the presumptive anti competitive routes if prices increases the DOJ had no answer to. They also try to put the burden of persuasion on JetBlue when it remains with the DOJ at all times.

[Anonymous No.57176359]

>>57176207
they just keep steepening

[Anonymous No.57176368]

>>57176183
I've heard this story before? are you some dipshit UN delegate?

[Anonymous No.57176400]

second day in a row some bs analyst causes a nothingburger but this time I sold MARA at $20 and lost out thinking ETF will actually be disapproved

[Anonymous No.57176432]

>>57176207
Look at those curves

[Anonymous No.57176474]

>>57176471
>>57176471
>>57176471

[Anonymous No.57176543]

>>57176180
it means that from January 20, 2023 SMA 20/50/100/200 and VRVP and the trend break on October 26, 2022 heralded the trend reversal and everyone missed it. OBV already sounded the alarm on October 14, 2022 MA sounded the alarm in the RSI on September 26, 2022. and macd also sounded the alarm on October 26, 2022

[Anonymous No.57176694]

>>57175374
the letters have been free on the website for decades.

[Anonymous No.57176789]

>>57176543
are you trying to say BTI is underpriced?