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Casino Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57164297

>> No.57168891

why stock no go up
cant these heroic managers put some sense into those lazy workers

>> No.57168893

Reminder that European governments are shilling for Biden because they want more free handouts. We (the United States) make cushy European welfare states possible by providing for, and thus subsidizing, their national defense at our own expense, to the point where it's bankrupting our country. European countries spend only a fraction of what we do on their military, and yet they expect us to protect them free of charge. European governments need Biden to be reelected so that he will keep sending troops and financial aid to Europe. Call your congressman and tell them to investigate European election interference on behalf of Joe Biden, and to sanction European governments accordingly for the direct threat that they pose to US democracy.

>> No.57168908

Yesterday was a bear trap, v shaped recovery complete by open

>> No.57168927

>>57168871
last smg I was bearish
this smg I am also bearish

>> No.57168940

>>57168893
The USA have been sabotaging europe ever since WW2 which promoted them only because they stayed comfy, being far away geographically

>> No.57168945
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57168945

I've got a nice chunk of expendable cash coming with my next check. I'm looking to get back in the market. I need to start with penny stock shitco's. Give me a penny stock you feel good about.

>> No.57168948

In my tax free account I rotated into equal weight s&p from market cap s&p. I'll weight for a 10 percent correction in mega caps then buy back

>> No.57168959

>>57168893
>implying you aren't defending the EU to control them and have them as your trading partner

>> No.57168970

>>57168959
>>>57168893
>>57168893
>not to forget the US bases, so that you can control the middle east and isolate russia more easily

>> No.57168978

Down 7% in the past two days

I'll never financially recover from this
My plan is to buy more when spx drops 20% just to cope

>> No.57168979

>>57168871
what is the biz casino stock - wynn, lvs, czr, mgm

>> No.57168989

>>57168978
>down 7%
>hope it goes down further so that I can put more money into it despite having lost in networth
>goes down further
I don't get this. But I guess that is the reasoning why the US market is going up eternally.

>> No.57169002

>>57168970
Fun fact: Germany pays for the US bases and they do all the logistics, glowie flights and drone control in Europe/Middle East/Africa from here. They are based here because it's cheap, not because they want to defend us.
If Russians attack in earnest, burgers would cut and run. Our best bet is Poland putting up a fight, but polish boomers' opinions are divided 50:50 and half want the Soviet Union back so they maybe wouldn't fight.

>> No.57169007

>>57168989
>I don't get this
What's not to get?

Price is 15, i have 10 assets = net worth of 150
Price goes down to 5, i buy 10 more = net worth of 100
Price goes back up to 15 = net worth of 300

I essentially doubled my net worth by injecting a measly 33% of my original investment

>> No.57169041

>>57169007
>Price goes back up to 15 = net worth of 300
That's the question.
Also 5 of 15 isn't -20%.
Also not selling at 15 is stupid. Could have sold and bought with the 150 + another 50, so you'd have 200 while at 5 and 600 at 15.

>> No.57169056

>>57169002
polish polster would love to fight them. At least they want others to fight and kill them, but if they themselves would actually do it is highly questionable. You know, barking dogs.

>> No.57169076

>>57169041
Your assumption is everyone is eternally in the market. Maybe I just bought them at 15

>> No.57169083

>>57169041
15 to 5 was just an oversimplified example so brainlets like you understand it

Btw anons, what are your thoughts on mara? Shits dumping insanely hard

>> No.57169098

>>57168891
In case you are that clueless
Stock price follows supply and demand, independent from company performance. If market participators want to buy, price go up. If they want to sell, price go down.

>> No.57169101
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57169101

Bobros ? Are we eating good rn ?

>> No.57169107

>>57168989
Makes perfect sense to do this in the US. Unfettered immigration means that the population (and thus the market) will always go up.

>> No.57169121

>>57169076
That's even worse.

>> No.57169125

https://youtu.be/Pwt7Kt1ztEs
Even Cuckvin knows the job data tomorrow is coming in shitty

>> No.57169128

>>57169121
>That's even worse.
Money in the market > timing the market, brainlet

Line go up and down, but long term line go up. It's not that hard

>> No.57169141

>>57169101
15% down because I shorted the bottom in November, but still optimistic that it will dump eventually.
>after I said this it will pump more

>> No.57169151
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>>57169128
> muh money in the market blablabla

Kek baggie

>> No.57169161

>>57169151
>bobotard victurious after a 2% drop
it'd be pathetic if it wasnt so funny

>> No.57169166

This selling on "no news" is a getting a bit out of hand. I say this as a bobo who's annoyed at completely random dumps.

>> No.57169174

>>57169128
>brainlet
ok, baggie

>> No.57169181

>>57168871
Stupid fucking whore markets

>> No.57169206

>>57169181
SPX looking fine compared to EU that is dying on no data days, lol. Just a mood market

>> No.57169241
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Gold bros... whats happening...

>> No.57169280

MARA was ready to rip yesterday, with pre market and 1 hour after market open it was at $27. Apple news spreads and the whole market is red dragging MARA alongside, if that didn't happen MARA would be at least be $28 by now since BTC went to 45k the highest since 2022.

>> No.57169287

>>57169166
>"no news"
LMFAOOOOO
It's never not funny

>> No.57169307
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57169307

>three consecutive months of green
>two days slightly red
>everybody panics

>> No.57169313
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57169313

>The rules targeted the company’s second-tier deep ultraviolet (DUV) chip-making machines, which are used to make less advanced chips that rely on an older manufacturing process.

>> No.57169377

>>57169313
The thing with the chinks and licenses is, they don't give a fuck about contract violations. That's why you see Volkswagen tech/parts in chink cars, yet nobody wants to piss of the chinks and risk losing china as a market.

>> No.57169443

Guys, how to profit from the dying vaxxies? I started investing in cancer stocks like ITOS and making some bucks, however, I want to go all in into medical stocks focusing on stuff such as heart attacks, immunity disorders or turbocancers. Do you have any other recommended stocks?

>> No.57169457
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57169457

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.57169465

>>57169457
lable

>> No.57169516

>>57169457
coinsissies...

>> No.57169526

>>57169443
Short life insurance companies.

That cloud flare captcha is new.

>> No.57169551
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57169551

>>57169457
Bart!

>> No.57169600

>>57169313
>>57169377
Everyone in the Semi industry has called bullshit on the US gov to try to regulate the market so far. Now with ASML machines that are as big as several containers, that might be the only thing they could manage to track down. But everything else, forget it. Chinks can literally buy ""restricted"" H100 Nvidia chip off ebay if they want.
>t.semi insider

>> No.57169606

>>57169457
Brutal
2024 is already fun and it's not even a 1/2 week in

>> No.57169628
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57169628

More fun today

>> No.57169648

even in a long continual downtrend, the price usually bounces back up (for a day or two) shortly after going oversold on an RSI indicator
is this just from people / algorithms seeing the oversold condition and buying or is it something to do with the way the indicator appears looking back

>> No.57169656

>>57169457
Doesn't this just confirm the fact that its pumping because of the etf?

>> No.57169674

>>57169656
more likely that the etf is getting denied (because it's a scam).

>> No.57169709

>>57169674
No shit, crypto is a modern tulip with an assload of problems

>> No.57169742

>>57169457
sir this is /smg/

>> No.57169755
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57169755

>"We actually had more bitcoins!"

>> No.57169871

>>57169628
this is completely analyst horseshit. So Nvidia got their earnings and everyone was upgrading them to higher target price. Now it's like "aha actually it was for the lulz" and everyone sells
What the fuck is this market? a kindergarten?

>> No.57169913

any bizperts care to weigh in on the sudden reversal in the market? is the fee? China? wtf is behind this selloff

>> No.57169918
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57169918

I love being in cash right now

>> No.57169934

>>57169871
>What the fuck is this market? a kindergarten?
anon....

>> No.57169982

>>57169457
Thanks for the heads up bro, I just sold MARA at $20 for a profit of 500. Shame I didn't sell it last week at $30 for a profit of 4k but profit is still profit.

>> No.57169983

>>57169871
anyone with a brain knew that nvidias growth was unsustainable. 10% growth for ever quarter for 5+ years priced in only leaves one direction for the stock to move

>> No.57169992
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57169992

BIG bros, we're back!

>> No.57170050

>down 5% due to Bitcoin dumping
>But I'm happy because Bitcoin is dumping

Heh. So my "seething nocoiner who bought"-strategy finally paid off.

>> No.57170055

>>57169983
growth fags genuinely thought the party would continue even when corporate debt got 5% more expensive

>> No.57170089

>>57170055
I'm not ashamed to admit that i missed this last months rally sitting in SGOV after selling before the October dump. Something is not right.

>> No.57170121

>>57169871
You're realizing this just now?

>> No.57170122

How's our 2024 investment plan going?

>> No.57170147
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>>57170122
>financial clarity
>at the same time shaping up to be one of the worst years emotionally and regarding interpersonal relationships

>> No.57170181

>>57170122
Made about 40k (~20%) in stocks this last year, so thinking about diversifying in case shit hits the fan. Probably buying an apt in my home city.

>> No.57170188
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57170188

Some guy just sold me his sister's panties so he could buy more SOXS.

>> No.57170199

>>57170122
good

>> No.57170204

>>57170181
the real estate market is about to crash.

>> No.57170239

>>57170204
It's already crashed where I'm from, so I'd be buying some cheapies. The yield for a rental apartment is shit though, but at least it's a pretty safe investment and I wouldn't have Uncle Sam taxing my shit.

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57170267

>>57168871
should i fomo into LLAP today?

>> No.57170285

>>57170121
I'm pissed that it behaves so. Why pumping literally everything to the sky if it's to dump it later like there's no tomorrow. And the retarded media are swinging their narrative like complete shizo it makes actually no sense at all.
I've been into fundamental analysis since a while and this year has been the worst since all theories were completely trashed. But yeah, surely 2024 will be the year where we go back to fundamental, right?

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>> No.57170331

Amazon or Shopify
What would you rather pick?

>> No.57170358

>>57169918
I'm about 10% cash, and 20% bearish.
I'm prepared to hold the 70% bullish through a crash.
I could double the amount of cash in my account today if I wanted to, but I'm not adding any more cash to the account until after a crash.

>> No.57170367

>>57170358
>I'm not adding any more cash to the account until after a crash.
>implying

>> No.57170372

Shit & Piss overpriced bagholders stay losing meanwhile Pakistan ETF is up 4.4% today

I tried to warn you

>> No.57170375

>>57170285
You sound naive, possibly a teenager. Santa doesn't exist btw.

>> No.57170384

>>57170367
I will dump a big wad into my account if FAS gets close to 28.50.

>> No.57170396

>>57170372
Why do douche bags like you never mention the actual ticker so somebody knows what the fuck you are talking about?

>> No.57170399

>>57170372
You never warned us you fuck.

>> No.57170401
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57170401

>CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43
>I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

>> No.57170404

>>57169313
Why would anybody need a loicense to export machines? That suggests to me that I should avoid setting up my business in that country in the first place.

>> No.57170406

>>57170372
I might join you. All I have on my faggot broker is XBAK, probably going to pick some up later if it starts pulling back.

>> No.57170410

Thats it, im all-inning on SQQQ

>> No.57170421

>>57169313
I'm a little shocked it took them this long.

>> No.57170422

>>57170399
He did, we had a few comments about Pakistan in a thread about 2 days ago.
It's still early imo.

>> No.57170428

>>57170396
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AMEX-PAK/

>>57170399
I posted a few threads back basically Pakistan is the cheapest market in the world (3.5 forward PE) which has consolidated a secular bottom all of 2023 and has started to break out. It's an amazing asymmetric play there's virtually no downside and massive potential upside.

>> No.57170439

>>57170410
welcome to the club brother

>> No.57170440

>>57170285
>he thought there was anything rational about the market
it's a clownshow and you'd better get used to it right now

>> No.57170447

>>57170375
>Santa doesn't exist btw.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

>> No.57170478

>>57170404
because the US said so and you don't fuck with them. look how much shit falls under EAR.
https://www.bis.doc.gov/index.php/regulations/export-administration-regulations-ear

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57170483

>>57170372
>Pakistan

>> No.57170488
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>>57170401
>Investing in China when they've seen their first net investment outflows in their entire modern history
>Investing in China when their demographics situation is only getting more and more fucked
>Investing in China when companies are actively moving investment to other large Asian countries like India, Indonesia, and Vietnam because of fears over political tensions
>Investing in China with their total debt being larger as a percentage of GDP than fucking America's
>Investing in China when Xi Jinping outright said in his New Years speech that their economy would be facing a rocky road going forward
China's like the last country I'd want to invest in right now, outside of maybe some Sub-Saharan African countries and Argentina because who the fuck knows how that's going to work out.

>> No.57170502

>>57170428
Thanks, buddy.

>> No.57170505

>>57168893
nice try boris

>> No.57170535

>>57168871
:'(

>> No.57170544
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>>57170488
>Investing in China when they've seen their first net investment outflows in their entire modern history
Something something being a contrarian buy low sell high.
>Investing in China when their demographics situation is only getting more and more fucked
Not investing with a 20year time frame. Companies are still growing and Chinese companies are expanding to Indonesia Pakistan and other Asian countries.
>Investing in China when companies are actively moving investment to other large Asian countries like India, Indonesia, and Vietnam because of fears over political tensions
Taiwan invasion in two more weeks.
>Investing in China with their total debt being larger as a percentage of GDP than fucking America's
Weak RMB is good for exports.
>Investing in China when Xi Jinping outright said in his New Years speech that their economy would be facing a rocky road going forward
Meaning they'll cut interest rates and provide stimulus to the economy.

>> No.57170559

>>57169913
they waited until '24 to cash in for tax reasons
when the plebs think it's the end of days recession and max short it will reverse as usual

>> No.57170561

>>57169083
Told you to get out of mara, it's going down to 15 bucks. But hey, at least you're not holding Wulf or clsk

>> No.57170583
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>>57170285
>I've been into fundamental analysis since a while

>> No.57170604
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>>57170544
You've been saying the same contrarian shit all while eating haircut after haircut. I will not invest in chink stocks.

>> No.57170613
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57170613

--GAMMA ALERT--

--GAMMA ALERT--

The SPX is now trading BELOW the gamma flip line of 4766, meaning option dealers are in NEGATIVE gamma zone for the first time since October.

>what does this mean for you?
Negative Gamma Zone = Selling perpetuates more selling, as option dealers, vol control funds, and CTAs SELL the dip instead of buy the dip

Buyers beware; good luck out there

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>>57170583
>TFW we've reached a point where fundamental analysis is a joke and something to be laughed at.

>> No.57170626

>>57170488
Every point you made except the last has happened to the US

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>57170613
Every lower gap is about to get filled.

>> No.57170652
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57170652

>>57170615
Yes, since 2020 anon. Wake up and get up to speed

>> No.57170656

>>57170613
I need to revive my gamma waaamp meme from /bbby/

>> No.57170661

>>57170478
Yeah, and businesses have been moving production out of the US for 30 years.

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>>57170604
>I will not invest in chink stocks.
Comforting to know.

>> No.57170696

>>57170626
>outflows
No, very objectively not.
>demographics
Kind of in their own way but the US has different problems
>Moving investment to Asia
True
>More debt than America
That doesn't make sense
>New Years speech from leader saying the future economy looks rocky
Pretty clear no there

You're 1.5 of 5

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>>57170634

>> No.57170716

>>57170662
1.4 trillion injection just a few days ago and the economy isn't budging should tell you that the chinese machine is rusted shut.

>> No.57170720
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Y’all hear that Steve Jobs held stock in Cigna?

>> No.57170723

>>57170696
>>New Years speech from leader saying the future economy looks rocky
>Pretty clear no there
Does anyone actually listen to him? He's not very coherent anyway.
IMO Powell is the real leader of the US and he's effectively said the future doesn't look great by talking about rate cuts while above his inflation target.

>> No.57170728

is IZRL the only safe thing now? I can't see the Jews running this kosher reality letting that fail.

>> No.57170746

>>57170662
It's psychologically devastating to ever look at the market over any period of time less than 10 years. I just ignore yearly fluctuations.

>> No.57170753

Faggot fucking bears will look at this red, the biggest bed shitting in six months for literally no apparent reason, and say "haha this is fine!" and then they'll be crying again when it reverses hard right after they buy puts. Bunch of fucking bullshit.

>> No.57170756

Schwab 3mo CDs at 5.20%

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>>57170716
1.4T RMB is like $200B, not that much when you think about it. There are some signs of recovery like retail. They'll just have to print more not only for stimulus but to stay competitive.

>> No.57170776

>>57170746
The chart in the pic is Alibaba over 10y.

>> No.57170777

>>57170753
I love it when people take market corrections personally.

>> No.57170782

>>57170613
Lmao shut the fuck UP the last time you were in here saying this shit I bought even more and ended the year up 180%. Doomers can lick my taint

>> No.57170800

>>57170777
Point to any reason at all why we're selling off the most since last summer

>> No.57170808

>>57170696
You don't consider using h1b visas and outsourced manufacturing an investment outflow?>>57170696

>> No.57170811

>>57170776
Who in the name of God put all their retirement money into one company let alone Ali fucking baba lmao
That text is all just hilarious in context

>> No.57170815

Just sold tza and bought tna. Expecting a scam pump at open

>> No.57170817
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>>57170372
>Pakistan ETF

>> No.57170820

>>57170720
Cigna balls

>> No.57170821
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>BDRY
Merchant Marines? Report in!

>> No.57170829

Yeah I'm buying calls

>> No.57170833
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>>57170800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hj3U18FHgQ

>> No.57170836

>>57170756
How can I buy Schwab 3mo CDs on inbk? Is there an ETF for that?

>> No.57170839
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>>57170753
>the biggest bed shitting in six months for literally no apparent reason

>> No.57170842

>>57170820
Cigna dick in yo ass

>> No.57170845

>>57170800
We've had 2 months of genuine meltups across the board sitting at a 30 shiller PE. Why the fuck would it keep pumping?

>> No.57170846

>>57170808
No because capital inflow/outflow numbers and foreign direct investment balances both take those into account and the US still is positive in both of those areas, and has actually been growing over the last few years largely because of countries losing faith in China as a good investment opportunity.

>> No.57170860

>>57170845
Zoomers really do be living in one of the 2-3 most overvalued markets in history and they think everything is alright and line will just keep going up forever

At this point the greatest joy the coming secular bear will provide is assfucking all these clueless normies who think line just goes up

>> No.57170865

>>57170836
Its easy. You open up a Schwab account, transfer funds, find the certificate of deposit you want, and click purchase.

>> No.57170874
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57170874

I just ate some crab and it's trying to claw it's way out of me. Bearish.

>> No.57170876

>>57170860
>line will just keep going up forever
it's called inflation

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>>57170782
>Lmao shut the fuck UP the last time you were in here saying this shit I bought even more and ended the year up 180%. Doomers can lick my taint
Ok? The gamma zones are for trading, not long term investing. Buy the fucking dip if you want. This is just short-term information for traders, not a call for a crash. The last time I was talking about negative gamma was the last 2 weeks of October, where the SPX went -5%

>> No.57170883

>>57170860
Zoomers have time on their side. No reason for them to really care about things like this if they're buying the whole market. Line does indeed go up forever, just zoom out

>> No.57170891

If we would have a financial crisis again this year, what would you do? Invest in everything like a madman?

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>>57170883
>just zoom out bro

>> No.57170906

>Yurop indices
lmao

>> No.57170923

>>57170903
>Generational buying opportunity
Welcome to the Second Japanese Economic Miracle

>> No.57170926

I am visiting the USA on a business trip next week. Do I have to tip? I cannot get my money back from tips, so I would like to avoid them. Is this a bad idea?

>> No.57170940

>>57170753
Actually no. I took profit and closed a lot of my shorts yesterday.

>> No.57170941

>>57170903
Japan is not the whole market. It's basically like pointing at a single failing company and saying it means anything. Useless post.

>> No.57170948

>>57170926
Short answer is that tipping isn't required. Employers are legally required to make up the difference such that employees make at least minimum wage. Your tips would only be if you liked their service and wanted them to have more than minimum wage.

>> No.57170949

>>57170941
The point is that if your starting point is historically overpriced valuations your outlook over DECADES is you'll be lucky if you beat inflation

>> No.57170950

>>57168945
FSR

>> No.57170955

>>57170926
Don't tip but make sure you don't eat in the same place twice.

>> No.57170961
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>>57170926
No, you don't have to tip anyone.

>> No.57170974

>>57170926
If it's a cash register: no tip
If it's a waiter: always 20% unless there's a good reason to go higher/lower. Just mentally factor it in to the price.

>> No.57170982

>>57170926
Tipping only matters if its a local restaurant that you like and will return to. so no.

>> No.57170986
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MARA Chads, now that the redditors and jittery day trader faggots are gone, it is time to resume the trajectory to $40.

>> No.57171006

>>57170986
you're going to lose fingers catching that falling knife. wait a week.

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I'm down -1% today, someone save me

>> No.57171015

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.57171016
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.57171017

wadda fugg wuddat :DDD

>> No.57171022

I'm ready to lose another 8% of my portfolio value today kek

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>>57171016
>:01
it's officially over

>> No.57171030

>>57171016
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

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>>57171016

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>57170949
line always goes up in the long run
if you dont have a 40 yr horizon im sorry
it's not too late to buy a treadmill and start dieting

>> No.57171036

>>57171006
I'll be rebuying early Feb. But not selling anything.

>> No.57171048

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.57171050

Maybe the people saying we'll just slowly slide down all year were right.

>> No.57171058

>>57171034
>40 year horizon
>from 1950 to 1990 you 3x your money

And that's not even the worst period. You faggots are so blinded by the post 80s world that's just on piece of history.

>> No.57171060

>>57171050
Line going up tho?

>> No.57171068

>>57171016
2024 still not looking good goyim bros

>> No.57171089
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The difference a day makes

>> No.57171094

>>57171006
What price is is gonna be?

>> No.57171100

>>57170948
>>57170955
>>57170961
>>57170974
>>57170982
I probably won't be going to any proper restaurants anyway. Thank you for your time, I look forward to your country.

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>>57171058
>3x
why you lyin'

>> No.57171104

>>57170821
Goin all in wish me luck bro

>> No.57171116
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Over half a century where stocks got their ass handed to them by just holding cash

>in b4 some cope about this could never happen again we're in a new world

>> No.57171117

>>57171100
Where are you going in us?

>> No.57171130

>>57171094
not psychic. its obviously in a major downtrend. wait for it to crab a day or two at minimum.

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Look at this november december run
Look at that gap up on 11/14
spy needs to hit 440 before it goes to 500

>> No.57171155

>>57171102
7.56% geometric return isn't terrible

>> No.57171161

what’s a relatively safe etf to hold my liquidity in while i learn more about trading?

>> No.57171169

>>57171117
Phoenix AZ. Is it dangerous there? If I search phoenix arizona on youtube, there are a lot of videos of prostitutes and not much else. Also can I shoot a gun there? I never did it and want to try

>> No.57171171

>>57170926
You should.These are judaic posters. I tip everyone. Hell I gave the garbage men christmas gifts and I have given them tips. I could throw anything I want into their truck. Be decient.

>> No.57171174

>>57171161
PULS

>> No.57171177

>>57171161
SPY

>> No.57171182

>>57171161
VOO or VGT

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>>57171155
but if you compare it to the risk free rate

>> No.57171190

>>57171161
You unironically can't do anything wrong with any SP500 etf.
If SPX goes tits up, you'll have other things to worry about anyway kek.

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which stock should i put my entire networth into right now? LLAP?
>inb4 you shouldnt put all your money into a single stock
I know

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RTXTARDS

>> No.57171210
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when does the PPT come back from holiday?

>> No.57171211

>>57171169
>Is it dangerous there?
nah.
Depending on what you want to shoot, yeah you should be able to rent a gun at a range, the indoor ones usually rent guns. Shotguns are a bit more fun IMO if you want to do some clay shooting.

>> No.57171217

>>57171169
In many states it's legal to "open carry" but usually a very bad idea.
I think some gun ranges will let you rent a gun but I always just use my friend's.
The inner cities of the safest states are more dangerous than the suburbs of the most dangerous states so it depends on where you're going.

>> No.57171228

>>57171198
AQB

>> No.57171231

>>57171169
>Phoenix AZ.
With all due respect, why?

t. from Phoenix

>> No.57171245

>>57171228
>investing in gay fish
no.

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>>57171036
This. Wait a few weeks then buy the miners. Then kick back watching them go 5x and more

>> No.57171252

>>57171245
stay poor then, faggot

>> No.57171263

>>57171161
50% VOO, 10% VEU, 40% BND

>> No.57171272

>>57171171
There's no reason for someone visiting for a few days to bother tipping.

>> No.57171283

>>57171211
>>57171217
They will rent me a gun even if I have never used one before? That sounds crazy!
>>57171231
It's a business trip, so I don't get to choose. Is it that bad?

>> No.57171284

>>57171248
This but buy Bitfarms

>> No.57171287

>>57171171
based and noblesse obligepilled. Good manners open countless doors.

>> No.57171289

>>57171171
Thats the kind of attitude that got us into this mess.

>> No.57171309

>ABBV is up bigly
>didn't buy enough to feel proud of myself
Abstract feel. I am just loving medical stocks recently. I was forced to open a position on a new car recently so I need to trade extra hard today. Got my big ugly slurping tongue out, my huge goblinoid money-sniffer is snuffling.

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>>57171284
this

>> No.57171318

ON NO NEWS

>> No.57171322

>>57171283
They educate you on safety & use, but yeah. You should call ahead though.

>> No.57171357

Anons, Microsoft could go back up to 380 in the next few days... R-right?

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BABA bros we are so fucking BACK!

>> No.57171361

>>57171155
11.89% yearly compounding is more than fine, really. I'm DCAing into the s&p including dividends and assuming a very, very pessimistic 6% yearly annual return rate, I'm just barely gonna make it. Realistically it's gonna be like 10-11% at least. I also have my target set 5 years before when i actually want to retire in case something happens and i need to extend it a bit Not too worried about anything, not even runaway hyperinflation, stocks are assets and those carry over between different currencies. I have faith that most of the top companies will survive the transition between fake and gay USD and Govt crypto BidenCoin or whatever it ends up being later.

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what is this retard market kek

>> No.57171373

>>57171357
>days
it will go back up for earnings...probably

>> No.57171377
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STOP THIS MARKET MANIPULATION AAAAH

>> No.57171382

I'm never gonna trade again.
Shaky hands ain't got no conviction

>> No.57171392

OOOOOOOOOOOIL

>> No.57171393
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>>57171382
HODL

>> No.57171394

IT'S LESS JOBS, RAATE CUTS POWELL YOU MMUST CUT THE RATES PLEASE
*picture of that anime girl beggingly screaming at bobopowell*

>> No.57171399
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if you aren't loving this volatility then this aint for you

>> No.57171405

>>57171283
>It's a business trip, so I don't get to choose. Is it that bad?
No, it's just kind of boring if you don't go outdoors or even rent a car. Nowhere near dangerous like some cities in the USA.

>> No.57171410

>>57171399
never learned how to profit form volatility much to my chagrin

>> No.57171413

>>57171373
>Earnings
THAT'S TOO LATE AAAH MY OPTION EXPIRES ON THE 19TH

>> No.57171415
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>U.S. ANNOUNCES SOLICITATION FOR UP TO THREE MILLION BARRELS OF CRUDE OIL FOR APRIL 2024 DELIVERY -ENERGY DEPT
SLURP THAT OIL

>> No.57171417

>>57171410
sell calls

>> No.57171419

>>57171102
now do spx vs residential housing and spx vs gold
you can hold your entire life and get nowhere

>> No.57171424

>>57171393
I'm ironically a bear. But who would have guessed the market swings this hard on
>NO NEWS
just because. I literally can't tell, even as a bear, except that it is either a trap or sudden realization that prices are too high. But after all this pumping you can't tell with these retard investors. There is no anchoring, there is no ceiling with these people. And AMD, Micron etc are proof.

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>>57171413
!!!

>> No.57171432

so anyone actually did any research on miners
what to buy besides MARA and why

>> No.57171439
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>>57171415
3 million barrels is absolutely nothing. He should be asking for way more after he destroyed our strategic reserve just to keep gas prices lower for his stupid ass re-election.

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>>57171413

>> No.57171444

>>57171432
>Anyone doing research on /biz/
KEK

But on a serious note I'm only good in my field (IT & AI) so I know what stocks to hodl there. The rest is for short term speculation for me personally

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>>57171424
EVERY TIME THE NASDAQ GOES DOWN 1000 POINTS SIX MILLION PEOPLE DIE DID YOU KNOW THAT? STOP THE SELLING THIS IS GENOCIDE

>> No.57171451

>>57171432
Bitfarms mines with hydro quebec. They use the government and fucking water.

>> No.57171460

>>57171417
dont fuck with options

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Tup is maintaining its value. Also I bought tsla calls this morning.

>> No.57171466

>all the toilet paper hands whining again
git gud

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>Beer sales in the US are expected to plunge to their lowest level since 1999, per NYP.
Thanks BUD for the puts.

>> No.57171469

>>57171460
>ngmi

>> No.57171472

>>57171460
then you have pay a lotta money to buy and hodl vix

>> No.57171477

>>57171245
They're totally heterosexual mutant fish chud

>> No.57171478
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>>57171432
WULF
Clsk
BETS

>> No.57171479

>>57171468
people can't afford food, let alone beer

>> No.57171483

>>57171449
It is enough to stop for a few minutes.
"whoever saves a life, it is considered as if he saved an entire world”

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>>57171468
Hey, don't blame me; I'm doing my part. Though, I must say, I've been getting into wine and winegang seems nice.

>> No.57171493

>>57171405
I don't need much entertainment, I usually just walk around looking at things/people. I find Americans quite fascinating, so that will keep me busy.

>> No.57171501

>>57171432
Also MIGI

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>>57171484
Any subset of /druk/ won't turn you down.

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>>57171478
Absolute trash-tier. BETS is some Chink vaporware, CLSK is a dilution scam and WULF is going bankrupt after the halving.

Holy fuck, you retard.

>> No.57171515

>SAVA is up today at least
A balm for the soul

>> No.57171518

>>57171507
>CLSK is a dilution scam
Same as mara then

>> No.57171520

>>57171477
Actually the fish are asexual. That's what makes them grow faster.

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>>57171432
Lemme tell ya what's about to happen.
The US credit rating is going to Baa with a lot of talk that it could go lower.
A few companies that you thought could never go out of business are going to go out of business.
The population of our tent cities is about to double, then double again.
You will be able to get a blowjob from a decent-looking woman in her mid 20's for about $10 in any major city.

>> No.57171539

>>57171419
>Property
Yeah maybe but that's a huge bar to entry and it requires constant investment and taxing and maintaining and it's just a headache unless you're already rich. Plus, some areas just don't do as well as others. I'd like to look at gold though.

>$34.72 gold 1950
>$383.51 in 1990

>$34.72 in s&p 1950
>$3,473.38 in 1990

Gold doesn't compound, nor does it pay dividends. You wouldn't grow your wealth holding gold. It is one of the best possible ways you can preserve wealth, though; I saw a stat recently that showed the weight of gold it took to buy a nice car 50+ years ago (i forget the exact year) is virtually identical to today. Kind of neat.

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>>57171518
No, literally worse. MARA hit the ATM to increase production.
CLSK diluted to give themselves bonuses. They are nowhere near their 16 EH/s 2022 target.

Why are CLSK always brain-dead niggers? Youtube is crawling with these creatures.

>> No.57171566

>down 8% for the past 2 days
>All time in the negative
>I feel optimistic

What do you call this anons? Denial? Delusion? I unironically feel happier now than I was during ATH, how the fuck is that even possible

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Good thing I bought undervalued chink stocks as a hedge. When the U.S. economy implodes I will survive.

>> No.57171569

>CNBC
>@CNBC
>Samsung to announce new phones 'powered by AI' on Jan. 17
AI are batteries?

>> No.57171575

>>57171493
Well, that's the thing, it's not really a walking around kind of city. If you want to walk, you should do something like hike Papago Park.

>> No.57171579

>>57171439
I heard the argument that since commercial reserves are high the SPR isn't really a problem (because you can buy from American companies that have reserves) and that filling up the SPR is the same as having high commercial reserves but subsidised by the government.

>> No.57171584

>>57171468
I had 4 drinks in total over the holidays, I've bretty much completely cut alcohol from my life. Definitely feels good.

>> No.57171587

>>57171567
And who buys China's shit?

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>>57171584
I have had one beer in 2 months.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFR9vqxNPB0

>> No.57171612

>>57171587
they will buyback their own stock and I will be rich while you APPLEL holder starve. Seems like Samsung already has a AI powered phone.>>57171569
Totally lame iphone being powered by electricity

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>>57171567
high risk play pouring money into a fascist shithole that falls apart regularly. It might pay off if they successfully de-industrialize and turn Africa into what we made them while raising themselves up from the soot of being the western world's industrial slave colony. Probably though you're just pissing away money by betting against America though tbqh.

>> No.57171621

BOBO PLEASE! MY FINANCIAL FREEDOM!

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>>57169101
I'm having difficulty biting on this one

>> No.57171628

>>57171617
wdym falls apart regularly do you even history bro?

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I AM UPSET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57171640

Anyone have memelines on the uptrend since october?

>> No.57171643

>>57169101
not good but I'm eatin' maybe a 5 guys burger instead of Ramen

>> No.57171650

>>57171623
>>57169101
Also not trusting that. They'll use next cpi (11th jan) for some retarded bullshit pump.

>> No.57171653
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>Nvidia commands a 90% share in China's AI chip market, valued at $7 billion.

>> No.57171667

it's an obvious double top on SPY with a dogshit economy, did you guys really not see this coming

we've got a long ways to go (down)

>> No.57171668

>>57171575
OK, thanks for the advice, I appreciate it.

>> No.57171675

>>57171617
didn't click the webm until now. You are a retard if you think this means anything. What about the U.S. falling apart because they fought over if you need to have consent to fuck a nigger or not. Against the timeline of your webm that was basically yesterday

>> No.57171677

BABA!

>> No.57171681

>>57171190
should i wait a few days for the price to drop since it seems to be near a peak?

>> No.57171682

>>57171564
How are you diversifying your miner portfolio anon? Or just 100% MARA? Are you in COIN too?

>> No.57171684

>>57171667
Doesn't this depend on the unemployment report?

>> No.57171689

will 2024 be a repeat of 2022 or what?

>> No.57171697

>>57171677
Chyna is fucking rekt.
Stay away from their stonks.

>> No.57171700

LLAP bros i am financially bored

>> No.57171702

>>57171684
absolutely not

>> No.57171703

>>57171697
I'M GREEN NIGGA

>> No.57171710

>>57171567
>undervalued chink stocks as a hedge
A hedge against what?

>> No.57171714

>>57171689
More like 29

Watch out for the unemployment report

>> No.57171726

>>57171566
Human emotion is forward looking, you have more opportunities to make money in the future now

>> No.57171727

>>57170239
Vietnam?

>> No.57171737

Lmfao genuinely fucking absurd how much things have dumped in the last two days on literally no new information. Bears, once again, can't actually point to a legitimate reason to freak the fuck out and yet they're back to shitting up threads with doomer bullshit. Great job idiots, you pushed everything into oversold technicals in record time AGAIN

>> No.57171743

>>57171737
did you buy in the last two days anon?

>> No.57171748

>>57171737
The price departing from the fair value in either direction for long periods is doomer. Living in a market economy with persistently overpriced assets is absolutely miserable.

The occasional correction is healthy and it's a sign that the market is still functioning.

>> No.57171750

>>57171710
evil short sellers maliciously manipulating the market to go down to enrich themselves on the back of the honest working man while mockingly calling it a "correction"

>> No.57171758

>>57171737
True

t.bear
But it's not me freaking out, but you bulls selling.
Ironically previously bullish data is now bearish. Guess what, it's all MOOD. There is no consistency. There is no logic, no value, no moral, no principles, no ground, no ceiling, nothing but hot air.

>> No.57171768

>jobs openings down
This is... Good right?

>> No.57171770

>>57170986
NAME/SAUCE
RIGHT NOW!

>> No.57171777

>>57171743
I bought XXXX during the last December session. That was not a great move.

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>>57171743
I bought tsla today. It's down on China ev news combined with the market dip. I personally think it's at a good level as it's nearing the 20 day low. Earnings are at he end of the month and they crushed their production targets this year.

>> No.57171791

>>57171770
So random roastoid you stupid Coombrain nigger.
You don't fall in love with whores.

>> No.57171803

>>57171758
>There is no consistency
The only consistency is that things literally only ever go up in the long run. I highly doubt that any actual bulls are selling, this is just people quadrupling down on shorting. If there was some kind of negative economic news I wouldn't be annoyed but when there's simply no obvious reason to sell I'm extremely dubious about actual market sentiment

>> No.57171810

>>57171737
>literally no new information
look at BTC.

>> No.57171815

>>57171750
If the US dumps lots of other places are likely to dump too. Maybe take another look at your hedging strategy.

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>>57171710
Making money

>> No.57171846

>>57171737
>no new information
You mean, no new information available to retail.

>> No.57171850

>>57171791
Are you speaking out of experience?

>>57171803
I know that "actual bulls" are not selling
>>57169007
>>57169076
>>57169128

>> No.57171857

>>57171815
imagine thinking US and China stocks are correlated
it's the best hedge you can get other than going short. And I'm not doing that because I just know then we gonna have a meltup

>> No.57171859

>>57171830
Lol
Good one carlos

>> No.57171866

>>57171810
>bitcoin matters
lol
>>57171846
I mean, maybe? I just don't see why Big Money would willingly show their jewish hands so clearly, if anything I would bet that they're taking profits in the 2024 tax year

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>>57171768
A small price to pay for the health of the economy.

>> No.57171887

>>57171857
In that case it’s not a hedge against US stocks going down. It should be negatively correlated to be a hedge, you see? It’s just an investment in China stocks, maybe diversification at best. If you think chink stocks will go up, you just have to wait a little longer

>> No.57171903

>>57171887
>you see?
no I don't because diversification is a form of hedging

>> No.57171904

Goooooooood morning /smg/ it's time to imagine dozens of ways in which my investments could tank and my savings could evaporate before just doing another VTI DCA buy

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>>57171904
>Stock with meteoric gains pukes up a bunch the last 2 days
>Stocks which languished gain back the loss from the previous winners
>MFW
Could be worse.

>> No.57171930

BOILchads.... I kneel.

>> No.57171941

>>57171903
It’s not, a hedge is something strongly negatively correlated, diversification is zero correlated

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>>57171934
>>57171934
>>57171934

>> No.57171956

>>57171941
You are wrong.

>> No.57171966

>>57171956
Lmao
Are you actually stupid or just clueless

>> No.57171980

>>57171966
Just admit that your post was dumb. Better stay away from investing if you can't even understand the basics behind it.

>> No.57172015

>>57171980
Lol
Your ”hedge” against US stocks going down should gain from that event, it’s negatively correlated. You saa chink stocks arent correlated at all, so you can either gain or lose in that event, it’s diversification, not a hedge. They are different things.

>> No.57172049

>>57172015
Come back in a couple of years when you understand more about the world you live in little guy. I should have stopped responding to you when you talked about zero correlation wich of course cannot exist

>> No.57172078

>>57172049
He's right though lmao, diversification isn't a hedge if everything dumps by the same amount at the same time like in 2020.

>> No.57172099

>>57172049
Jesus christ man, you actually are stupid. Why don’t you find data showing US and chink stocks are negatively correlated, maybe then you can call it a hedge.
Literally lmao at your ignorance and stupidity