Take the homeless GF pill.

[Anonymous No.57166614]

If having a girlfriend is a poor financial decision then certainly having a homeless girlfriend is the most money conscious decision you can make. Picture it, she won’t demand you take her some place nice to eat, she’s just happy to have a roof over her head. She’s full of money saving tips like collecting empty beer/soda cans for spare cash, and if you happen to live in a major metropolitan city a large portion of them are very attractive. Pic related. Why haven’t you taken the homeless girlfriend pill anon?

[Anonymous No.57166625]

>>57166614
She's not homeless. She's playing homeless. I've met tons of rich 20 & 30 somethings doing this because it's exciting

[Anonymous No.57166627]

how do I get one

[Anonymous No.57166642]

>>57166614
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.57166661]

>>57166625
If you mean she lives on the streets, you’re right she does not. She does however live in a crummy looking RV.

https://youtu.be/VLOAFL3iIWo?si=g3V4y9s9j_WVPmcz

>>57166627
They’re out there anon and they’re all desperate for shelter.

[Anonymous No.57166671]

>>57166614
Home or not she's still a woman, meaning she still has no accountability for the situation. It'll be someone elses fault that she's homeless, hungry, unwashed, mad at you etc

[Anonymous No.57166688]

>>57166671
why is this her natural instinct?
vagnx

[Anonymous No.57166703]

>>57166625
the fuck? are the rich ruining homelessness now? so tired of these larping faggots. soon it'll be too expensive to be homeless even.

[Anonymous No.57166752]

>>57166614
Have you seen a homeless girl? They all have nigger boyfriends and you will be robbed the second you let one into your house.

[Anonymous No.57166771]

>>57166752
I have driven past several very attractive homeless women just recently. I live in Los Angeles and even our homeless are attractive.

[Anonymous No.57166779]

>>57166771
And you should know by now that they're drug-addicted, disease-ridden, mentally ill beyond repair, and in many cases literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.57166794]

>>57166703
Maybe. Some buy shitty looking RVs but the engine and suspension are clean and maintained, probably updated too. And the inside is nice. They just park alongside the other RVs and try to fit in. Most live near the beach while having surfer bods

[Anonymous No.57166848]

>>57166779
>drug-addicted, disease-ridden, mentally ill beyond repair, and in many cases literally retarded.

How is that different from non-homeless women?

[Anonymous No.57166866]

>>57166848
How many non-homeless women do you know that fuck randos unprotected for fentanyl money?

[Anonymous No.57166932]

>>57166688
>Natural instinct
>88
>Captcha 88

[Anonymous No.57167112]

>>57166614
Virgin confirmed. Doesn't matter if a w*man is poor, uneducated, no assets, no job, ugly etc. She will still think she is hot shit and will be demanding, and will constantly wonder if she can do better than (you).

[Anonymous No.57167129]

homeless girls are usually mentally ill or close enough its not worth the time and effort to deal with her. and they dont get regular showers and bathes so dont think its sexy its not. a stinky homeless butthole is not sexy no matter how much you pretend it is. Than you gotta keep her clean and fed and her clothes all nice. alot of effort involved in homeless gf's

[Anonymous No.57167164]

ITT: Anons getting desperate enough to do date street walking crack whores.

[Anonymous No.57167169]

>>57166866
A lot

>>57167112
Oh no, don’t take my precious homeless gf from me!

[Anonymous No.57167175]

A cool part of the relationship is that you can drop her off anywhere

[Anonymous No.57167206]

>>57167175
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.57167223]

>>57166661
That she doesn't just find a bf on tinder and live with him is because she has "mental health issues", so she must be really fucked in the head that no man has been willing to put up with her.

[Anonymous No.57167224]

>>57167164
The homeless lady I saw today was particularly busty/fit and still appeared to have only a minimal layer of filth on her. She inspired this thread.

[Anonymous No.57167243]

>>57167223
Tinder will only provide temporary housing. Most people won’t let you live with them after a single “date” anon.

[Anonymous No.57167251]

>>57167164
Have you read other biz threads? They basically wanna have enough money to marry some 3rd world girl and live there. Not exactly s board of socially adjusted men

[Anonymous No.57167277]

>>57167251
Imagine if they got with a homeless 3rd worlder though. Can you even contemplate the savings???

[Anonymous No.57167313]

>>57167277
Ranjeeta doesnt have a clean 3rd world butthole anon. you would have to teach her 1st world things and about showers. its fun in theory but the homeless mental girl or 3rd world girl...both have problems that come with them

[Anonymous No.57167358]

>>57167243
I literally did this on tinder, met a girl and needed a place to stay in-between apartments because of a breakup, she let me crash at her place for 2 weeks lol

[Anonymous No.57167366]

>>57167313
Life is full of problems anon-kun. Roll the dice, give your new fit and stacked homeless gf saline baths. She’ll keep you in trash bags filled with aluminum cans. Then you can take her to the recycling center so she can cash them in for money. That’s called spending quality time anon.

[Anonymous No.57167390]

>>57167129
Really makes you wonder about our caveman ancestors. How horny would you have to be to fuck a stinky, hairy cave woman with dingleberries on her ass hair?

[Anonymous No.57167392]

Don't listen to the jews posting in this thread. Homeless gf is hold

[Anonymous No.57167396]

>>57167392
I thought you left her because she was too clingy

[Anonymous No.57167398]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvQ1mmd6Me0

can you fix her /biz/?

[Anonymous No.57167401]

>>57167396
Partly. The clingy would have been fine if she had an income

[Anonymous No.57167403]

>>57167390
The stench didn’t cross their minds only survival did

[Anonymous No.57167408]

>>57167223
>so she must be really fucked in the head that no man has been willing to put up with her.
Usually it's just meth

[Anonymous No.57167409]

>>57167401
Did she have a hairy asshole

[Anonymous No.57167419]

>>57167243
>Most people won’t let you live with them after a single “date” anon.
lol you're kidding. Where do you live? How old are you? I really want to know how you came to this worldview where this doesn't happen.
It's really as simple as swiping right on an unattractive or average looking guy that's awkward or not confident but successful enough to rent his own place and show him some attention, those kinds of guys get nothing from women and they would kill for a live-in gf.
Then she just has to sleep with him after the first date, act like she's into him, and the next day meetup with him again and spend the night. After a few days/weeks of doing it every night it'll be all but official.

[Anonymous No.57167426]

>>57167396
>too clingy
Can you blame her? It’s cold out here in the streets. Especially this time of year.

[Anonymous No.57167436]

>>57167426
That anon poster is homeless too learn /biz/ lore newfag

[Anonymous No.57167438]

>>57167426
Clingy as in literally leaving the woods to follow me to my job (costing boat and bus fare both ways) just to wander around in a nearby park until I get off work

[Anonymous No.57167442]

>>57166794
You're making shit up about what you want to do

[Anonymous No.57167448]

>>57167436
Yeah lower your tone when a lulcow appears

[Anonymous No.57167449]

>>57167438
Her asshole. Please describe the level of fur

[Anonymous No.57167459]

>>57167419
Lol I guess at a certain point I figured the guy would clue in to the fact she’s homeless because of her limited outfit selection and literal stink lines coming from her body. I was assuming most people on tinder weren’t looking for homeless gf’s but I guess I might be wrong? Lmao are people just banging their way into housing these days?

[Anonymous No.57167466]

>>57167436
I’m dying at the literal amount of homeless posters/homeless adjacent people loosely connected to this board.

[Anonymous No.57167469]

>diseased
>junkie
>has taken even more dick than a normie roastie
I'll pass

[Anonymous No.57167475]

>>57167398
Those neck tattoos aren’t doing her any favors.

[Anonymous No.57167486]

No girl has to be homeless because there are always tons of guys that would let them live with them for free. So, any girl that is it's because she's a drug addict who steals from the guys that let her move or fucks them over in some malicious way in and keeps getting kicked out.

[Anonymous No.57167494]

>>57167449
She was clean there. She insisted on going to her adopted dad's house at least once a week.
For some reason she grew armpit hair after 6 months of dating though. Fucking libtards man

[Anonymous No.57167505]

>>57167466
>The Virgin 5% DCA vs The Chad Debtmax Shitcoin Schizo

[Anonymous No.57167508]

>>57167390
People used to live near fresh water, like pristine rivers, and bathing regularly keeps everything quite clean even without soap (I'd argue regular soap is even bad for your skin, it's excellent for getting rid of oil but that alone can ruin your skin).

PS Hair can be hot, don't be paedo

[Anonymous No.57167516]

>>57167398
her face tats alone have me going no but add in she's obviously mentally ill and an idiot and no I wouldnt try to fix her. im sure she's hot af once her clothes are off and she's clean but no idea where she or her holes have been prior up to me.

[Anonymous No.57167515]

>>57167459
That's literally how women have operated for my entire life, they skip the actual homeless part though. i.e. if their parents kick them out or if they're going to college and can't afford a place on their own, they just move in with their bf, who some of the time is just some random guy they just started dating.
The women that end up homeless long term are only the true mentally ill or disease riddled addicts that can't hold down a relationship.

[Anonymous No.57167518]

>>57167508
Run your cold hand along her pussy hair on a winter morning and watch her melt lmao
Take the homeless gf pill

[Anonymous No.57167552]

>>57166614
I could have had one, she was really cute too, but she was insane. Like an actual schizophrenic. I kept getting paranoid she'd stab me, so I stopped talking to her lol

[Anonymous No.57167562]

>>57167552
Just don’t keep any knives or forks in the house. Only plastic utensils.

[Anonymous No.57167566]

>>57167494
Nwalicha

[Anonymous No.57167570]

OP has bought into the myth that the homeless are just like everyone else except for a bad break in the job market or some shit. They are not. They are either mentally ill, addicted to drugs, criminals on the lam, or some combination of the three.

[Anonymous No.57167575]

>>57167566
THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME COMMIE?

[Anonymous No.57167602]

>>57167570
>mentally ill
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[Anonymous No.57167622]

>>57167570
Why do you want to dissuade others from landing 10/10 homeless gf? Why do you want to keep them all to yourself??

[Anonymous No.57167684]

>>57167175
JF Gariepy pilled

[Anonymous No.57167795]

>>57167602
Yes. Discussions with long-term homeless shelter workers and my own work in city government dealing with the homeless. For a person to be truly homeless, they must have alienated every family member and friend. Then they must reject the help offered by homeless shelters (usually because they aren't allowed to use drugs in the shelter). This doesn't happen because they got laid off from their job.

[Anonymous No.57168650]

>>57167129
>homeless girls are usually mentally ill or close enough its not worth the time and effort to deal with her
So it's like a regular women then

[Anonymous No.57169190]

>>57167795
>Discussions with long-term homeless shelter workers
>Le Sources Say
Lmao go away I got more fentynal to smoke while crying about crime

[Anonymous No.57169208]

bro they live homeless but they are still used goods

[Anonymous No.57169225]

>>57166614
…Fiddy?

[Anonymous No.57169231]

>>57166614
She's also full of aids and nigger cum.

[Anonymous No.57169832]

I remember a homeless girl once. She was eating a sandwich under a bridge as I passed her by. She was cute

[Anonymous No.57170082]

>>57167164
not a single poster in this thread had white skin

literally just a board of poojeets
>bloody benchod she is a female where is her husband inshallah

[Anonymous No.57170232]

>>57166614
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57170953]

>>57170232
That’s why I related it to a financial decision. Because of fags like you.

[Anonymous No.57170998]

Be me
>Work as a Retail Sales Rep
>Meet a cute girl at one of the stores
>Been dating for two years now & we live together
>Finally asks me when she'll meet my family
>Decide to visit them for Christmas this year
>Weeks before going, find out my brothers are dating a doctor, Engineer, and CPA
>Not that weird since they work in those fields
>Big day arrives
>They talk about scientific shit that I barely know about and my GF doesn't know anything about
>I try to pivot the conversation to sports
>They don't watch so they continue talking
>I just talk to my parents while she remain quiet
>After dinner we had some time alone
>She was upset and wanted to fly back ASAP
>We end up flying back on the 26th
>She's been quiet the past few days and didn't wanna do anything for New Year's Eve

[Anonymous No.57171070]

>>57170998
Your girlfriend sounds dumb and autistic. Why didn't she start a conversation with your parents? It sounds like she do not want to participate in social interactions and that people should automatically include her. Damn people are fucking stupid. And you're a sales rep? Tell her to fucking ask people questions about their lives to initiate conversation and starts better knowing them. You're also a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.57171086]

>>57170998
i think i saw this copy pasta a few weeks ago, wasnt it from reddit or something.

[Anonymous No.57171128]

>>57166614
How is it even possible for a woman to end up homeless?

[Anonymous No.57171312]

>>57170998
Sounds like a low t problem

[Anonymous No.57171337]

>>57166614
is there a 50 50 chance she will pressure you to party? I know how it do when u get low. Steep slope.

[Anonymous No.57171407]

>>57167442
Met a couple grills who do this larp together.

[Anonymous No.57171537]

>>57171407
Are they gay together also? The rare lesbian homeless couple??

[Anonymous No.57171552]

>>57166771
not in hollywood they aint

[Anonymous No.57171582]

>>57171537
Meant in that i’ve met more than one who does this. each have their own vehicle and do meet ups.

[Anonymous No.57171863]

>>57171582
The quest to find gay lesbian homeless couples goes on I suppose :(

[Anonymous No.57172498]

>>57166614

That's a man.

[Anonymous No.57172523]

>>57169190
Haven't seen you post in a while woods schizo, thought the skinwalkers got you.

[Anonymous No.57172837]

>>57166614
>>57166661
jewish woman

[Anonymous No.57172976]

>>57166614
you forget the part where she has at least 3 STDs from sucking dick for a gram of blow.
shit will also start disappearing from your place. maybe your earbuds or your new shoes.

[Anonymous No.57173041]

did this. Worst mistake of my life. Welcome to hell

[Anonymous No.57173060]

>>57166614
What could possibly go wrong? I feel like this is either bait, or you didn't really think this through. Also, that person in your pic is male.

[Anonymous No.57173069]

>>57166671
Me slurping the dip

[Anonymous No.57173098]

>>57166703
Its more likely the case that they fucked their life up so bad/burned so many bridges that despite growing up rich they are on the street bc NOBODY will put up with their shit. Its common as fuck in Socal
This girl in uni was bragging about how she pocketed the money her parents would send her for rent and just live for free using TINDER TO SLEEP AT RANDOM GUYS HOUSES
Its fuked