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I've been married for 20 years. I just found out my wife's been cheating on me.
Is there any way to turn everything I own into crpto and make it untraceable so I don't give her a dollar in the divorce?

>> No.57158060

Buy monero, send to your wallet. That's it.

>> No.57158092

>>57158060
Can I buy Monero on a CEX that asks me to KYC and send it to my wallet to make it untraceable?

>> No.57158116

>>57158060
nice try glowie
monero is the easiest to trace

>> No.57158122

>>57158029
1) Why didn't you get a prenup.
2) Not without breaking the law.
3) Is easier depending on your net worth.

>> No.57158129

>>57158029
>American problems
why do you mfs get married fr

>> No.57158132

>>57158029
Monero, cold wallet, boating accident.

>> No.57158142

>>57158122
>Not without breaking the law
Doesn't matter, this isn't about the law. It's about not giving her a cent from my 20 years of hard work. I rather go to jail.

>> No.57158145

>>57158029
>>57158092
There is only 1 way to get back your honor. You’ve effectively wasted your life. Do you have the balls to do the deed?

>> No.57158155

>>57158142
>I rather go to jail
There is one way to ensure she gets nothing. Ever

>> No.57158158

>>57158142
he asked you a question retard, why didn't you get a fucking prenup

>> No.57158164

>>57158029
Top flag. Over. Dump.

>> No.57158172

>>57158155
>>57158145
I'm not gonna kill her you fucking psycho.

>> No.57158190

>>57158029
>Make large cash withdrawals at a casino
>For each 1000$ - make a 100$ bet and keep the recipes
>Buy any crypto in cash

You found your wife was cheating and gambled away all your savings - show receipts for extra proof. Yes you'll get fucked by buying cash crypto but that's nothing

>> No.57158196

>>57158029
>>57158060
>>57158092
>>57158132
Don’t waste your time with monero, just buy yourself with on whatever exchange you use and send it to your external eth wallet, run it through a mixer like Spillways and enjoy your untouchable money

>> No.57158201

>>57158158
>>57158122
Do you even know how prenups work? They separate what you had before you got married from after you got married. The stuff you had before is safe. In my case I got most of what I have now after the marriage in 20 years of hard work.

>> No.57158209

>>57158196
>just buy yourself with
*just buy yourself ETH

>> No.57158210

>>57158172
Then you deserve to lose everything. You are worth less than a nigger

>> No.57158306

>>57158209
>>57158196
But what if something similar to tornado cash happens if I use spillways? I remember the users of tornado cash got all of their coins blacklisted?

>> No.57158341

>>57158029
>I've been married for X years. I just found out my wife's been cheating on me.
Many such cases.
Tell us the story.

>> No.57158389

>>57158029
if not LARP, you need to get a divorce lawyer who specializes in finances.
even if you throw everything you own into the nearest lake, you may be facing a hefty alimony if the court proceedings go poorly.

>> No.57158401

I would try at least taking out as much from the mortgage as you can, taking the savings, and throw it into Monero. Then probably wait 4-6 months and file divorce before her. Consult your lawyer about how to lie about where the money went. If you have a head start I assume it’s easier to hide the money.

>> No.57158422

>>57158341
What’s there to tell. Weak bitch can’t even keep his woman in line. She didn’t fear him enough

>> No.57158423

>>57158196
>>57158060
publci chain assets can be put on the OFAC lsit and then you are fucked. OP needs monero for atleast one step of the way.

>> No.57158458

>>57158422
you sound like more of a faggot than OP

>> No.57158479

>>57158422
My big brother's wife "feared him" so much she argued in court that he'd hurt the kids and divorced him, he's now paying the alimony. He never laid a finger on anyone, still has rights to visit kids. But she sure "feared him enough" to fuck him over completely. So great advice there faggot

>> No.57158480

>>57158458
Chop off your balls faggot. Did I strike a nerve telling it like it is? A nigger deserves more respect than OP

>> No.57158493

>>57158479
>he never laid a finger on anyone
That’s the problem retard. You think she would have lied on his name if she knew what he was capable of fucking cuck got what he deserves. Hope he ropes

>> No.57158494

>>57158060
This.

>> No.57158515

>>57158493
If he did lay a finger on her, he would not only still be divorced and paying alimony, he would also have the rights to see his kids stripped away forever. So fuck off with you psycho larp

>> No.57158522

>>57158172
he never said to kill her, you're just assuming that's what he meant you psycho. in fact you're the first one to mention the world "kill" in the entire thread!

>> No.57158536
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>>57158029
Buy Monero (XMR) on a CEX. Kraken and Binance have it, coinbase and crypto.com don't. Download the Monero Wallet (just follow instructions on getmonero.org). Send all your funds to your wallet. Hide the seedphrase, but store it non-digitally. Voila, your funds are safu since XMR transactions are untraceable. Ignore the retards talking about buying ETH or whatever other altcoin, most of them are completely public and easily traceable. There's a reason why all darknets use monero. If it's good enough for criminals selling drugs, it's good enough for you hiding assets. Godspeed.

>> No.57158541

>>57158515
Sounds like your brother is a limp dicked pussy who can’t keep his bitch in check many such cases like OP

>> No.57158542

>>57158060
It's not that easy. How does he sell the house and his other assets and convert them to XMR so his cunt wife doesn't get any of that money? It isn't possible. Shitty monero shill thread

>> No.57158551

>>57158542
If OP had any balls he would liquidate everything and flew the country

>> No.57158562

>>57158172
I would start converting all of your assets to crypto now and put it in an eth wallet.

The reality is right now we’re kind of in a an in between phase where the law still doesn’t know how to deal with self custody. If you’re in the crypto format though, you’ve competed step 1 and can go from there.

>> No.57158584

>>57158029
fuck man,thats hard to even read.just do this,buy eth on any exchange and load it through tornado cash to your unknown secure wallet.
tell em your exchange account got hacked

>> No.57158588
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57158588

Honestly, if it was me. Move all assets to crypto, get a plane ticket to Japan or some other sexpest hotspot, get a bunch of hookers and drugs, film it, and send it to her as notice of divorce saying you sold everything and are literally fucking it all away.

>> No.57158589

Do perfect, or even just good, happy couples actually exist? Or is this all more driven by fear of being alone than actual, routine joy and harmony together.

I'm not just saying love either. I love my partner but she regularly annoys the hell out of me and sometimes I feel like our relationship would work better if she was kept at a distance and we only saw each other occasionally. I've been taking a closer look at how couples behave on average and it seems like most are frequently right on the edge of breaking up, or at least kind of resent the other's company.

This isn't even getting into the sexual realities of monogamy which are boredom

>> No.57158597

>>57158589
Nope. Relationships can only last with God still in the picture. Secular relationships are doomed to fail always

>> No.57158614

>>57158597
maybe true

>> No.57158622

>>57158542
You just borrow against the house, you don’t have to sell it. Pretty much you just debtmaxx away any assets and take the money.

>> No.57158623

>>57158597

This has been my conclusion. Faithless marriage is literally nothing. Just nothing. A professional friendship with sex involved. Doesn't even revolve around family anymore. It's hard to even criticize porn or adultery without a faith argument, on a purely natural/rational basis we're just coomers and once the coomlust wears off we mostly resent one another and only keep going on for fear of being alone.

>> No.57158722

>>57158306
Listen. XMR, cold wallet, boating accident. You will be fine.

>> No.57158836

>>57158029
>Liquidate everything into Fiat
>Fiat to on-ramp of choice
>Fait to BTC
>TradeOgre BTC to XMR, XMR in cold wallet
>Tragic boating accident, hypothetically, in minecraft, as a joke lmao

>> No.57159141

>>57158029
No. Pay up, chud. You owe your wife the lifestyle she's enjoyed (plus more) since getting married to you.

>> No.57159162

>>57158029
banano till 12 or maybe 6 idk.
Ill see you on the other side

>> No.57159336

>>57158589
>partner
ngmi

>> No.57159417

>>57158389
Howeeeevvvver:
Nicaragua sells passports for $30k.
And there is no extradition agreement due to the whole Iran Contra thing back in the 80's

>> No.57160009

>>57158623

Secular people should not get married

>> No.57161850
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>>57158588
Unironically this

>> No.57162941

huh?

>> No.57162968

>>57158029
Nope. You should have been doing this gradually over the years. Now any big transactions you make will be investigated if you are to divorce.

>> No.57163030
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57163030

Sell stuff and make purchases of gold under 10grand that's the most Shure fire way . The real issue is that you never put your wife in her place I would have beat the stupid out of her for playing with me but then again that's why I don't get myself into contractual agreements where I stand to lose the most

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57163035

>>57162941

>> No.57163109

>>57158536
Thank you anon, maybe this will help me in the future.

>> No.57163143

>>57158029
Post her pics. Maybe I'll marry her so your alimony stops. Is she hot enough to pass the time with?

>> No.57163145

>>57158029
>I just found out my wife's been cheating on me.
Does she know that you know? If so, it’s over

>> No.57163171

>>57163143
I have pics of her cheating on me. I put a laptop with a software that lets me take photos remotely without it being noticed. I have tons of pics of this whore getting dicked.

>> No.57163210

>>57163171
What kind of a retard has sex in front of an open laptop camera?

>> No.57163215

>>57163171
Just jerk off to it, if you learn to like it, you're cuck ass won't need to divorce.

>> No.57163222

if she gets stretched by a BBC i would fund her bull's life expenses

>> No.57163229

Go gamble it all away first.

>> No.57163250

>>57158029
Send it all to a burner address

>> No.57163255

>>57158029
That’s what you get for trying to have a real relationship with a white woman. Lmao, you learned the hard way.

>> No.57163325

>>57163229
this
go to a casino and put it on black