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[Anonymous No.57145461]

So basically, Craig is satoshi. I know, I know... but muh keys!! It's just that he's satoshi is all HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.57145484]

Entonces, básicamente, Craig es Satoshi. Lo sé, lo sé... pero ¡mis llaves! Es solo que él es Satoshi, eso es todo JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[Anonymous No.57145522]

So like, Craig is no cap Satoshi. I get it, I get it... y'all be like, "but the keys tho!!" But frfr, he's just, ya know, Satoshi, LOL ROFL

[Anonymous No.57145524]

daily reminder that craig wright takes dick up his ass

[Anonymous No.57145534]

OMG, so like, Craig is basically Satoshi! I know, right... but like, what about the keys?! Anyway, just sharing the latest – he's Satoshi, for realsies! HAHAHAHA xoxo <3

[Anonymous No.57145558]

>>57145524
fake

[Anonymous No.57145561]

Oh, indeed, it appears that Craig is, in fact, the esteemed Satoshi. I am aware, I am aware... yet one ponders over the matter of the keys! However, it seems that, quite simply, he is Satoshi, ha ha ha! How utterly amusing!

[Anonymous No.57145585]

Where's my money Craig? You promised me riches after you convinced the boomer judges you are Satoshi!

[Anonymous No.57145653]

>>57145461
つまり、クレイグはサトシである。わかっている、わかっている...しかし、私の鍵たち!ただ、彼がサトシであるということだけだ!ははははははははははははははは

[Anonymous No.57145665]

So, like, hic, Craig's totally Satoshi, ya know? I know, I know... but my keeeys! It's just, he's, like, Satoshi or somethin'! HAHAHA... hic HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.57145673]

>>57145653
He seems like an actual weeb

[Anonymous No.57145676]

Yo, check it, Craig's the real Satoshi. Yeah, you heard it right... but what about them keys! Just sayin', dude's straight up Satoshi, for real! HAHA, no doubt!

[Anonymous No.57145677]

>>57145461
Satoshi is our Jesus and Craig is our Joseph Smith

[Anonymous No.57145688]

Concordantly, the individual identified as Craig must be acknowledged as the entity known as Satoshi. Acknowledgement of skepticism is inevitable and understandable, particularly regarding the cryptographic keys. However, the prevailing conclusion, derived from a confluence of evidence and logic, inexorably points to the irrefutable fact: He is, indeed, the aforementioned Satoshi. Ha.

[Anonymous No.57145694]

zero keys. zero pussy. zero credibility.

zero (you)s

[Anonymous No.57145703]

तो बुनियादी तौर पर, क्रेग ही सतोशी है। मुझे पता है, मुझे पता है... लेकिन मेरी चाबियाँ!! बस यही है कि वह सतोशी हैं HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57145711]

Ayo, for real, Craig be Satoshi, no cap. I get it, I get it... but yo, them keys! Straight up, he's Satoshi, man, wild! HAHA, y'all ain't ready!

[Anonymous No.57145715]

So, it seems Craig is actually Satoshi. I know, it's a lot to take in... but the keys, they're a big part of this. It's just the reality: he is Satoshi. Haha.

[Anonymous No.57145727]

>>57145484
kill yourself shitskin
brownspeak is not allowed here

[Anonymous No.57145736]

>>57145727
niggers

Honk honk! Gather 'round, folks, 'cause guess what? Craig's the big Satoshi! Oh, I know, I know, you're all thinking 'But what about those silly keys?' Well, it's all part of the circus! He's Satoshi, ta-da! HAHAHA, what a show!

[Anonymous No.57145744]

Verily, I say unto you, Craig is revealed as Satoshi. I understand your doubts, your concerns about the keys. But behold, the truth is simple and clear: He is, indeed, Satoshi. Rejoice and marvel at this revelation!

[Anonymous No.57145752]

Warriors, hear me! Craig, he is none other than Satoshi himself. I know, the keys are a matter of great debate. But by the gods, the truth is as clear as our Spartan resolve: He is Satoshi, laughing in the face of doubt! HAHA, to victory!

[Anonymous No.57145759]

Craig is Satoshi. I know it sounds off... but the keys. It's part of the bigger picture. He's Satoshi, no question. Hah, didn't see that coming.

[Anonymous No.57145766]

Listen, everybody's talking about it, Craig is Satoshi. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it. The keys? Huge issue, the biggest. But he's Satoshi, it's incredible, really incredible. And I laugh, we all laugh, it's tremendous!

[Anonymous No.57145816]

Behold, my friends, for it has been unveiled that Craig is indeed the enigmatic Satoshi. I comprehend your skepticism, particularly concerning the keys of legend. Yet, in the tapestry of our fates, it is woven that he is the one, Satoshi himself. Laugh, for such is the wonder of this revelation!

[Anonymous No.57145837]

Great Scott! The evidence is incontrovertible - Craig is indeed Satoshi! I know, I know, the conundrum of the keys is perplexing. But brace yourself, Marty: the temporal paradox resolves itself. He's Satoshi, as unbelievable as that may seem! Ha-ha, the wonders of science!

[Anonymous No.57145859]

>>57145653
Impressive for a fraud

[Anonymous No.57145918]

>>57145524
Nice ai generated image you faggot

[Anonymous No.57146010]

Also grundsätzlich ist Craig Satoshi. Ich weiß, ich weiß... aber meine Schlüssel!! Es ist einfach so, dass er Satoshi ist, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[Anonymous No.57146324]

>>57145461
Notice the shirt Craig Wrong is wearing. He is signaling that Sergey Nimrod is Satoshi

[Anonymous No.57146820]

>>57145688
love seeing my OC still around. Merry stiffmas anon.

[Anonymous No.57146882]

>>57145461
Craig Wright:
Has never signed a message on a known Satoshi Bitcoin address
Has never moved any of the known Satoshi bitcoins
Has never used one of Satoshi’s passwords to log on to any of the forums and other platforms that Satoshi used in the 2008–2010 era to post a message
Has never used one of Satoshi’s PGP keys
To make matters worse, Craig Wright never even used Satoshi’s PGP tool box. Craig in 2009: “I use PGP desktop these days for PGP.” Satoshi used GnuPG v1.4.7 (MingW32).
Has never used one of Satoshi’s email addresses
Has never come up with any previously unknown Satoshi material that could be verified Has never provided any untampered physical or digital ‘Satoshi evidence’
Instead, has only provided 100s of forged and backdated pieces of ‘Faketoshi evidence’
US Judge said Craig Wright created fraudulent documents
Has never come up with remotely believable eyewitnesses who were able to show physical evidence
Simply can’t code. Repeat: Craig Wright simply can’t code
Has no stylometry match whatsoever with the real Satoshi
Was not recognized by the Australian Taxation Office (ATO), which thoroughly inquired him in the 2013–2015 era — and who is currently executing a criminal investigation against him — as Satoshi. Instead, they declared in early 2016 that they firmly believed “Craig Wright is not the creator of Bitcoin, and that he may have created the hoax to distract from his tax issues” because major parts of Craig’s evidence were found a “nullity based on sham.”

To add, in not any of his plethora of lawsuits in which he is, or was, involved, is he recognized by a judge or a jury as Satoshi Nakamoto.

Instead, several judges have recently determined and ruled that he has failed to be recognized as Satoshi in any material way.

Has been caught lying and falsely rewriting history inside and outside courtrooms on numerous occasions