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>tfw wagie
>qt coworker messages me "hey anon, any updates on X?"
>me: "no, maybe we can ask our manager about it on Monday"
>her: "lol Monday is new years. do you live to work or something?"
I just exposed myself as a total loser. I want to shrivel up and die

>> No.57126670

>>57126635
Just tell her work is your first wife. Women love men who are dedicated to something.

>> No.57126680

>>57126635
work wives are such teases, goddamn

>> No.57126715

>>57126635
You just made a thread about social embarrassment from forgetting its new years. You have serious problems. You should go outside and jack the first person you see in the face, or ask the first girl you see out for coffee. You fucking pussy.

>> No.57126738

>>57126635
>oh right haha, i forgot
literally all you had to do. people mix up days all the time.

>> No.57126748
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57126748

"I post frogs on the internet in my free time, yes I live to work otherwise"

>> No.57126750

>>57126635
>lol whoopsie daisy darling I was on auto pilot as I cruise through these holidays at low altitude with a bag of peanuts like an elephant haha wanna sex?

>> No.57126752

>>57126635
Next time a roastie asks something says. I dunno, what do you think? Whatever the answer is say sounds good for it.

Perform above steps 2-3 times and your free.

>> No.57126767

>>57126635
>her: "lol Monday is new years. do you live to work or something?"

"Good point. So what are your plans for new years? Wanna go to NormieGamePlaceBarcade after work? I heard it was pretty cool, and you seem chill."

>> No.57126787

irl she digs you and is being cute and teasing which is also a shit test to see how you react. It's good you came to us before sperging out. Now is the time to act Chad and be like "oh yeh been so busy I forgot". Implies you have frens to be busy with and also makes you seem more laid back. There is an air of mystery too since she will wonder wtf is this autist busy with and that shit. You're probably introverted and shy too so that aids it all. GL anon and remember don't shit where you eat, but practice eating poop is fine.

>> No.57126789

>>57126635
So when are you two getting married, anon?

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57126796

Reply with:

>yup I'm a company man, only 50 years from retirement haha
>you doing anything fun new years eve?

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>> No.57127108
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57127108

>>57126767
>"I h-have a boyfriend, anon"
>"that's cool, I just asked you out for a cup of coffee, nothing serious really, lol."
>last seen 12 hs ago

>> No.57127637

>>57126635
you flirt back, you absolute retard

>> No.57127682
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57127682

>>57126635
Here's how you swivel it
>oh shit yeah that must be why all my friends were inviting my to do all that shit on monday blah blah
>But fuck that, I'd rather hang out with you
>Wanna join me in such and such and do such and such
Boom, you're in

>> No.57127705

>>57126635
>nah there’s just this cute girl that works there

>> No.57127726

>>57127705
>>57127682
>>57126767
Good job guys, OP can read your posts and realize he's far from the cringiest loser in this place
>>57126752
This guy gets it

>> No.57127730

>lol what are you some kind of calendar sage

>> No.57127902

>>57126635
So what? Just say "you know what i meant" refereing to tuesday. Everyone thinks of monday on autopilot. Also stop agonizing over stupid things like your co workers opinions of you. Youre a future millionare motherfucker, act like it.

>> No.57127987

>>57126635
>>57126670
You should have made a joke, she was begging for it.

>>57126715
Take your meds faggot

>> No.57128372
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57128372

>>57126635
you have several options:
A) you can jump into some shitcoin with low capitalization and hope to make a x20.
B) dive into depression and start playing things like Blocklords or Metin2.
C) become a waggie and accept that you are no good for trading.

>> No.57128380

>>57128372
if you know of any low cap shitcoin with a chance of making x5 let me know, I'm interested KEK

>> No.57128386

>>57126635
>>her: "lol Monday is new years. do you live to work or something?"
I wish I could erase from my mind that I read this crap.

>> No.57128793

>>57126635

Send her a picture of your dirty brapper.

>> No.57129245

>>57126635
this happened to me once. What you should have done is say you'll leave a message or make a note of it.

>> No.57129249

>>57126738
/thread

>> No.57129758

>>57126635
I would've replied; "rest is for the dead"

>> No.57129827

>>57126738
That's expecting way too much from an autist.

>> No.57129832

Girls at work have your personal number?
and text you more than one word replies??

>> No.57130377

>>57126767
that's the most 35 year old redditor thing to say I could think of

>> No.57130455

>>57126635
Public Holidays are the easiest days to work though. If you are serving customers, no one comes in.

>> No.57130459

>>57126787
Keep dreaming. You got all of this from a tree-sentence convo?

>> No.57131495

>>57130377
what would a zoomer say?