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Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:26:19 2023 No.57106724 [Reply] [Original]

The soft landing and increased economic growth making the doomers on this board have massive meltdowns will remain the funniest thing of late 2023 and 2024

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:31:34 2023 No.57106771 File: 56 KB, 930x644, 1702308681760878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy fuck is it over. I don't like these headlines one bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:32:21 2023 No.57106781 >>57106771 cope poltard

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:33:00 2023 No.57106790 >normalcy >food is expensive >goods are expensive >only rich can afford to buy a house Looooool

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:34:37 2023 No.57106803 >>57106724 >Soft landing I hate economists so fucking much

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:44:04 2023 No.57106884 >>57106803 >>57106790 >>57106771 The experts have spoken. No 2020 tier crash in 2024 bear chuds I hope your positions are ready for this coming year

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:46:17 2023 No.57106902 >>57106724 The funniest thing is the glowies attempts to shill Biden's economy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:47:33 2023 No.57106915 >>57106724 >the economy may return to a sense of normalcy >return to normal fug

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:54:07 2023 No.57106974

if there is one thing in all my years on here its that you always do the opposite of what the consensus is on /biz/. everyone was saying that we would hit a recession, everyone was saying that we'd go down lower, everyone was saying that we'd be in the bear until 2025.

thank christ i kept my weekly buys of crypto (but admittedly only did about 50% as much as I wanted because i was spooked too) and have been profiting massively. $8 solana lul

biz is so obsessed with timing the perfect entry/exit that they are going to be on the backfoot for the rest of the bull next year

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:59:04 2023 No.57107015
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>>57106724
>be me at home
>get another junk email from Betterment
>seasons greetings from
>Sarah (((Levy)))
>not just a kike, but a woman CEO
This is the CEO of Betterment. Where should I pull my money to, I know jews own everything but let's be real 4.75% in their cash account is a good deal especially when I can pull it whenever I want unlike boomer CDs that cuck me for 12 months at a time, what do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:59:36 2023 No.57107019 File: 110 KB, 544x424, image_2023-12-27_195911171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's a return to normal (QE6)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:00:10 2023 No.57107023 >>57106974 2024 is days away you retard faggot, what do you think comes after an election year? Get ready to get your anus raped buy high sell low anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:20:20 2023 No.57107199 >>57106724 >doomers >bears are now called doomers you mean the glowniggers or the normalniggers or the women or the vaxxcattle or the jews

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:39:15 2023 No.57107334

the iranians are cruising for a bruising by disrupting global shipping, and the ukrainian frontline is about to collapse now that aid is cut off. the israel/palestine conflict is showing signs of expanding to other theatres and becoming a regional issue.

all 3 of these stories, plus several other geopolitical/economic flashpoints have the potential to ripple outwards and destabilize the current fragile status quo. it is true that right now things are stable but the point is, at almost any moment this stability could be disrupted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:24:26 2023 No.57107705 >>57107015 Delete that shit

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:40:23 2023 No.57107818

>>57107334
>the iranians are cruising for a bruising by disrupting global shipping, and the ukrainian frontline is about to collapse now that aid is cut off. the israel/palestine conflict is showing signs of expanding to other theatres and becoming a regional issue.
No one cares about any of this you fag. Top kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:44:29 2023 No.57107842 File: 289 KB, 595x547, based peasant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57106724 >zerohedge-tier takes were wrong all along kek who could have seen this coming?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:47:09 2023 No.57107867 >>57107842 you're still getting laid off you will find work on the service industry

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:47:11 2023 No.57107868 >>57107334 you do understand that's all fake/gay, right anon? if not, lurk more

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:48:41 2023 No.57107888 >>57107867 yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:49:55 2023 No.57107906 File: 157 KB, 2048x1032, 1702427810614867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57106724 SOFT LANDING SOFT LANDING SOFT LANDING

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:57:37 2023 No.57107959 >>57106724 >soft landing AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:59:07 2023 No.57107969

>>57106724
Nothing in the economy makes any sense anymore. Things that have caused bigger crashes in the past have almost no effect on the market now.
Something is holding the whole thing aloft despite the market fundamentals being very bad. We live in some odd times.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:00:41 2023 No.57107980
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>>57106724
>They unironically didn't buy any asset or security
>They didn't even put money in their 401k
>They didn't buy a house before prices appreciated another 20%
>They didnt job hop or take part in the booming job market
>They didn't even put their extra cash in a hysa, buy bonds, or put their money in a cd
>All be ause they unironically thought in 2 everything would cash and they'd buy things "cheap".

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:00:47 2023 No.57107982 >>57107906 jej

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:02:47 2023 No.57107999 File: 24 KB, 558x434, whose-line-is-it-anyway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Welcome to Whose Debt is it Anyway, where the economy is made up and the numbers don't matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:04:14 2023 No.57108009 >>57106724 EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN UNTIL ITS NOT

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:15:06 2023 No.57108091
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>>57107969

It takes time. You can play short-term games while still understanding the long-term fundamentals.

>>57106724

A Bear and a Doomer are not the same thing and ad-hominem attacks aren't an actual argument. You can boast all you want about the S&P 500, it doesn't change the fact that the poor and middle-class are getting absolutely destroyed in this economy. The only people doing good are the people who already own assets, or are so rich that they don't really care if everything they buy has gone up by an average of 40% over the last 3 years.

>>57106790
^

>>57106803

Most of them work for the government. Don't be surprised by their bullshit takes.

>>57106902
^

>>57106974

/biz/ has been dead for years. It's a place to shitpost and get some laughs. Not take any actual investment advice.

>>57107019
^

>>57107199
^

>>57107906
^

>>57107969

It's the same old, same old. The "magnificent 7" aren't a representation of the economy as a whole.

>>57107980

The vast majority of "Bears" have been buying T-Bills all year and getting "risk free" yields of 5%. I don't know any of them that actually lost any money this year. (No, the bears weren't gambling on shitcoins either)

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:17:05 2023 No.57108106
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>>57108091
Oh boy a risk free 5%!!!! Which means with inflation being 3% they gained 2!!!

Thats pathetic bro, even boomers in a 60/40 stock/bond split had like 18% real return this year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:23:48 2023 No.57108180 File: 89 KB, 1138x1200, a08dbeb5063536ade55e5f3d7c4eb549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>57108106 Uhh... bonds got destroyed this year fren.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:27:27 2023 No.57108219 >>57107969 An increasingly large percent of "the market" is just Mag 7 stocks (big tech + Tesla), so as long as they perform well the market will go up anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:28:43 2023 No.57108236 watching faggot bears get their shit pushed in for an entire year straight has been the highlight of 2023, for me. What a great year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:31:10 2023 No.57108261 >>57107015 You know you can be getting 5.25% in the BIL ETF right now, which is risk free and is exempt from state income tax, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:33:10 2023 No.57108284 >>57107906 My God.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:33:29 2023 No.57108289 How were people still bearish after the BTFP program was implemented in March, regardless of what happened with the economy at large?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:15:18 2023 No.57108633 File: 115 KB, 807x716, Screenshot 2023-12-28 at 03-11-25 IMF Survey Soft Landing Ahead for U.S. Economy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This time is different.

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