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[Anonymous No.57083884]

do your parents know you never had sex?

[Anonymous No.57083890]

>>57083884
My parents are grandparents so on the contrary, they know i cum in my wifes pussy

[Anonymous No.57083891]

I had and everyone knows it

[Anonymous No.57083915]

>>57083884
Yes, because I've never been able to leave their side

[Anonymous No.57083929]

They think I’m gay, so I’m pretty sure I’m out of incel status in their eyes.

>t. straight incel

[Anonymous No.57083936]

Kids of tattooed parents have usually had sex. Likely with them.

[Anonymous No.57083943]

>>57083915
>>57083929
where did it go wrong, chudbros? was there a time you get you could have made it, but just didn't do what you knew you needed to do? is there still hope?

[Anonymous No.57083954]

im an adhd 1488 aspie with a 20 body count thx to tinder helps that i have a bulge pic of my bwc and am skinny tho

[Anonymous No.57083963]

>>57083884
Its worse, they know I had sex but couldn't cum due to years of masturbation/porn addiction

[Anonymous No.57083973]

>>57083943
I got fed a lie, got told when I was a kid that the only way forward for me was to become a doctor. Since I was a kid I didn't know any better and just went with it, but it was apparent to me after getting shitty scores in my last years of high school that I just didn't have the intellect or drive for it. So I hid scores from my parents and pretended everything was ok, took out a loan to do a science degree and told them I could get in this way, bombed out with a 2.X gpa (lmao), they were getting madder and madder all this time because their future plans hinged on me becoming a doctor and making big bucks. When I finally threw in the towel and went into retail to become a shelf stacker they gave up on me and just let me stay in my room and occasionally come to throw verbal abuse at me.

[Anonymous No.57084018]

I have had sex THO. Just not in 2327 days.

[Anonymous No.57084027]

I remember when my family used to ask me regularly about when will I bring a girl home. Then they just started asking me why I don't ever go to some of my friends on the weekends. They stopped asking anything long ago.

But my grandma still delusionally asks over and over again and gets surprised every time how I don't have a wife/girlfriend while I'm a literal near 30 year old kissless virgin

[Anonymous No.57084032]

>>57083884
When I was 24 living with my parents my mother would barge into my room with cookies and later admitted it was to make sure I wasn’t having sex with my fiancé. Wtf?

[Anonymous No.57084034]

>>57084027
why tho? what led you here? why don't you take drastic action to change your life, even if it means acquiring money and buying hookers? do you not feel sexual desire? or is whatever sexual desire you had eclipsed by fear and meloncholy?

[Anonymous No.57084039]

>>57083973
kek I hope this is not a larp

[Anonymous No.57084044]

>>57084039
I killed my sex drive, don't need it. Any interaction with a woman will destroy the tiny amount of finances I have. I have no hope of leaving my parents home, no girl will want a 30+ yo man still living in his bedroom from his teenage years. My body is crippled and always in pain, I need all that money for my physio and rehab sessions. I've accepted the family name will end with me.

[Anonymous No.57084047]

>>57083884
I don't know, I don't really care what they think about it

[Anonymous No.57084061]

>>57084034
Pic related illustrates most of my problems.
I've been told to be nice my whole life. Be nice, be polite, be nice, treat everyone equally. And I was nice, so much so that I even got the quite embarrassing "Most Polite" award back in school, twice.
Being "nice" was just ingrained in my being and I can't help it, so much so of that I became incapable of flirting/showing sexual interest towards women without feeling as if I'm being extremely rude to them.

So nothing ever happened in that department
>why don't you take drastic action to change your life
I simply lack the drive/motivation to do so. Same with sexual desire yes I feel it, but not enough to actually make me go actively pursue a partner.

I just go through life passively observing it all for the most part

[Anonymous No.57084143]

>>57083954
You are not autistic or a speed if you can get laid that easily

[Anonymous No.57084267]

>>57083943
I’m 31. There was a time when I was 18 in high school that could’ve salvaged all my developmental milestones.
>Be me, senior in high school.
>Know a junior girl from one class.
>She is slender, taller than me, perfect fair skin, black hair, green eyes. A 6.5 overall.
>Repeatedly asks me who I’m going to senior prom with.
>Repeatedly hints that I should give her a ride home.
>Asks me to lend her my old SAT prep books and to bring them to over to her house during the summer.
>Repeatedly asks a mutual friend questions about me.
>I proceed to not go to senior prom.
>I proceed to give her a ride home only once where I autistically don’t talk about anything but sports.
>I proceed to drop the SAT prep books off on her house’s front porch, leave, and then text her that I dropped them off.
>I never talk to her again.
>I proceed to go to college where I don’t even talk to a girl in any meaningful way for 2 years.
>I proceed to lose my virginity to an escort at 22.
I proceed to still never have a GF. Only ever been on 2 dates.
>I proceed to post on /biz/ at 9:45pm on Christmas Eve.
It haunts me to this day. The way that not capitalizing on that opportunity to reach a critical developmental milestone on time has irrevocably fucked up my life.

[Anonymous No.57084328]

>>57084267
Oh, just remembered she liked all of my Facebook photos too. Thinking about it makes me want to KMS.

[Anonymous No.57084347]

>>57084267
Something similar happened to me, Fast forward 15 years I found her facebook when checking out where some old acquaintances were recently and she is married and has 2 kids with a guy that used to bully me. I feel nothing.

[Anonymous No.57084368]

>>57084267
My life got fucked up around 17-18 and I never recovered, spent my early twenties hanging around scum of the Earth without making any effort to recover too. Now I'm thirty and living on government support.

[Anonymous No.57084436]

>>57084347
Another one that haunts me.
>Be me, 23, riding on an Amtrak train returning to my city.
>An attractive 21 year old chooses to sit next to me.
>She is visiting her friend in my city for the weekend.
>We proceed to talk and laugh for 4 hours straight. Not a moment of silence between the two of us for four hours.
>Before we got off the train, she asks me for my Snapchat.
>Later that night, she Snapchats me, saying I should join her and her friend going out.
>I proceed to either ignore her or make up an excuse for not going (can’t remember which).
I hate myself so much. There is something wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.57084450]

>>57084436
Lol and she repeatedly brought up during our four hour conversation how she had recently broken up with her boyfriend too. I really should KMS. I clearly don’t deserve to reproduce.

[Anonymous No.57084451]

>>57083954
this tinder just delivers them lol

[Anonymous No.57084501]

I have 4 kids. I sometimes wonder if my parents ever look at my wife and I and imagine us having sex. I do that with other couples. Is that common or am I weird?

[Anonymous No.57084534]

>>57084061
this hits dangerously close to home. I am able to talk platonically girls relatively fine, and can even do some very mild flirting on occasion. I just have a crippling mental block/inability/fear of *escalating* beyond that to more serious flirting/kissing/sex.

[Anonymous No.57084570]

>>57084044
Same

[Anonymous No.57084588]

>>57084061
ah you are a coward
just fuck a girl put a kid on her and move on
no one is going to remember you anyway

[Anonymous No.57084604]

>>57083884
They probably have no idea how much of a loser I actually am

[Anonymous No.57084608]

>>57083884
test

[Anonymous No.57084652]

>>57083884
Yeah. Never had a gf

[Anonymous No.57084698]

>>57084534
Stop watching porn bro

>>57083884
They know I have. But they don't know that it's in the hundreds. 98% women

[Anonymous No.57084705]

>>57083891
based.