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57073519 No.57073519 [Reply] [Original]

>be me, hopeful crypto explorer
hear rumors of a coin called b0nk
investigate, discover 95% of the supply in the clutches of Jewish whales
mfw I realize I'm in deep waters with these market manipulators
decide to take a chance, because who cares? YOLO, right?
observe as these whales execute calculated moves, playing chess with my aspirations
price ascends, whales unload; price plummets, whales seize the opportunity
come to terms with being a mere pawn in the whales' grand plan
begin revealing the truth on /biz/ about b0nk's whale domination
anons dismiss me as a FUD-spreading novice, but facts are facts
b0nk, more like b0nkrupting my financial ambitions
lesson learned: swimming with these financial sharks leaves you stranded
appreciate you reading my cautionary narrative

>> No.57073550

>>57073519
I tried to warn them too bro but nu/biz/ is not antisemitic enough to not fall for all the (((tricks))).

>> No.57073611
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57073611

>>57073519
>hopeful
Let me stop you right there, fren and say "hopeful" doesn't cut it in a big boys shark pool. You need to think like you're entering the final table of the world poker finals and that you are there to win. You need to think "I'm going to take every last chip on this table". Be happy you found a coin where some serious players have been placing serious bets. Be smart, think like a pro player. Become the whale.