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What has happened?

>> No.57072680
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57072680

>>57072671
*sssslllllllllllllluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppppppp*

>> No.57072689

>>57072671
All major onramps closed in all major countries on roughly the same day would do -90% for BTC at least temporarily.

>> No.57072690

>>57072671
I forgot to reset my dead man's switch before I went to bed and the automation market sold my entire stack crashing the entire crypto market with no survivors.

>> No.57072694

>>57072671
Satoshi finally mined the secret block

>> No.57072695

>>57072671
Coinbase glitch.

>> No.57072718

>>57072671
bitcoin maxis like saylor like to spread the false belief that holding bitcoin eliminates your counterparty risk, the truth is that the biggest counterparty risk is having NO COUNTER-PARTIES. This is why buffett will never buy a fucking bitcoin.

>> No.57072749

>>57072718
Does he buy never buy commodities?

>> No.57072762

>>57072671
I slurp Norman’s bags

>> No.57072767

Should have bought solana, sirs

>> No.57072786

>>57072671
BTC in Satoshi's wallet moved

>> No.57073179

>>57072671
>What has happened?

some incel brownskin shitcoiner/nocoiner had a wet dream and now has to face the fact that his holdings go to zero against Bitcoin

then they fomo in with their 1000 dollar networth when Bitcoin reaches 100k

i dump on them at 1 mio

>> No.57073202

>>57072671
Craig Wright finally found his old key and dumped 1 million BTC on open market to pump BSV.

>> No.57073255

>>57072671
haircomb is now the default token on the chain
bitcoin is just gas
bitcoin is forked to raise the block emission back to 50 btc to cover the fees of haircomb because haircomb and haircomb-fixed stablecoins and ordinals are now 90% of the crypto economy

commercial banking is dead. you're welcome.

>> No.57073265

>>57072671
Bogdanoff loads all of the following just for the giggles:
>plandemic 2.0 (bat soup boogaloo)
>WWIII
>General AI that becomes self aware and goes full Skynet.
>Quantum SHA256 miners attack bitcoin and make the difficulty for the next block skyrocket to infinity effectively shutting down the chain.
>aylmao invasion
>x class solar storm + pole shift at the same time
>super volcano eruption blocks out sun causing volcanic global winter

>> No.57073355
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>>57073202
This

>> No.57073477

>>57073265
buy the dip

>> No.57073503

>>57072671
Elon's buying Facebook.

>> No.57073737

>>57072786
this is the correct answer

>> No.57074190

>>57072671
i have some tether on the side my nigga