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>> No.57062722
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Sneaker Bros
Nigga Bros
No recession Bros.

I don't feel so gurrrrrddddddddddddddddddddd

>> No.57062723
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I went to a Nike store last summer and even in a remote suburb I felt I shouldn't relax.

>> No.57062733

I think if I had shorted them instead of just buying puts I would have made money.

>> No.57062741

Post this on every pullback, you faggot keep losing if you're not buying calls on this.

>> No.57062742
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And just like that

>> No.57062744

Genuinely how do b*bos even deal with reality? Celebrated a 1-day dip that is about to be completely recovered like the market is finally crashing kek

>> No.57062745
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Many such cases

>> No.57062750
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You don't hear much about that any more.

>> No.57062752
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>Kia boys
>Great kids
>Party goers
>Teen thieves
>Gentle giant
>Tearful teens
>Porch pirates
>Church goers
>Young fathers
>Honda drivers
>Jobless losers
>Unhinged men
>Gang members
>Trouble makers
>School workers
>Hockey players
>Downcast teens
>Bus passengers
>Subway dancers
>Gifted athletes
>Autistic students
>Aspiring rappers
>Kang candidates
>Repeat offenders
>Masked assailants
>Lunchtime rowdies
>Unhappy customers
>Unlawful stabbers
>Restaurant patrons
>Former NFL players
>Unhinged strangers
>Troubled young men
>Urban demographics
>Lifelong criminals
>Unruly young adults
>Community activists
>Black Friday crowds
>Persons of interest
>High school students
>Neighborhood bullies
>Spring break partiers
>Scholarship recipients

>> No.57062755
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How do I get an anime trucker gf

>> No.57062758

Cuckstianity is the troon religion.
If a jewish man can be God then it follows that a man can become a woman and vice versa.
If you say "Merry Christmas" you are a complete fucking troon.

>> No.57062762
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>Genuinely how do b*bos even deal with reality?
Just wait until S&P 9000

>> No.57062764

Shoulda bought SKX.

>> No.57062768
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>> No.57062769

Look at Fedex. Look at NIKE. You just need to find consumer retail stocks to short. We are going into a RETAIL earnings recession. Shorting the indexs is not the play right now for BOBOS.

>> No.57062774

Can we please have a Republican in office sometime soon so we can have common decency again?

>> No.57062777

Somebody should put together a "black crime beneficiaries" ETF. Handgun manufacturers, apartment home REITs that concentrate 40 minutes from major metros, chartered flights, online shopping, full service brokerages, etc.

>> No.57062780

Holy shit the SAVE options chain is so illiquid

>> No.57062782
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Every time you feel like /smg/ is bad just visit the yahoo message board or stocktwits page of that one stock you're really betting on, and remember that things really aren't so bad here.

>> No.57062783

Hedgies are trying to naked short MARA in front of opex. Don't let them!

>> No.57062788

Can the muslim shut the fuck up? I don't care about your race and not even about your religion. But you are annoying

>> No.57062800

Streaming and video games too. Add your suggestions

>> No.57062804

>yahoo message board
Those still exist?

>> No.57062807
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Last trading day of the year. Entered long on NQ at 16982 earlier today with 5 contracts. Normally I would have taken profits on this trade by now, but I'm gonna let it run all day, curious to see what happens, whether or not Santa thinks wallstreet was nice enough this year to get a present. Had a good year anyway, so this will either be a great finish or just an unremarkable day but still good because I'm free for the rest of the year after today.

Wish everyone a merry christmas and good luck next year, it's been fun shitposting with you all this year

>> No.57062809

Checked and I like this idea. Just needs liquor stores, a payday loan place and a pawn shop or two if any chains are traded

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>> No.57062812
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So this is you.

>> No.57062815

>I don't care about your race and not even about your religion.
Ok? What makes you think you matter in what I do? Literally kys right now, wouldn't make a tiny bit of diff to me.
I will keep calling out Cuckstianity as the troon zero-boundaries religion it is and you can seethe quietly and possibly even kys.

>> No.57062818
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>S&P 9001 Bezos
I'm enjoying this nascent meme.

>> No.57062819

>Last trading day of the year.
But it's not

>> No.57062821

The markets will be open next week. I don't know if you knew that or not.

>> No.57062828

No one gives a shit you goatfucking pedophile.

>> No.57062829
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At least we have a sense of humor and generally like to have a little fun around here.

>> No.57062831

Pretty normal for a 1 bil mcap. Actually incredibly liquid compared to others out there. There are 50k+ open contracts for Jan monthly alone, and while spreads are wide due to high uncertainty in the outcome it's still pretty easy to get a decent fill near the midpoint. I see good volume across most reasonable strikes every day.
Many tickers of this size have a forced 5 cent bid/ask spread.

>> No.57062830

can anyone smart please help my retarded ass understand why the 10year stopped falling so much the past few days. i thought for sure it pretty much had to keep dropping with how everything is currently going but apparently im fucking dumb as shit.

>> No.57062834

Holy shit how mad you are, you insufferable faggot.
Like a fuckin teenager

>> No.57062835

>Last trading day of the year.
For you.

>> No.57062837

You wouldn't reply if you didn't care, Cuckstian cunt.

>> No.57062838

Liquor store is most likely to get robbed. Pawn shops maybe, but it also massively increases compliance cost as they have to hold shit and register it with the sheriff's office before they can sell it. The two big ones are EZ Corp and Cash America

>> No.57062839

I meant for myself. I find the market between christmas and new years to be too slow for the kind of trading I like to do. Besides, I'd rather have the time off.

>> No.57062848

I've never actively traded in December before. He was starting to freak me out.
I had the sell order form up for a bunch of options and everything.

>> No.57062851

Do you think the spreads will narrow once decision comes out?

>> No.57062853

Don't tell him to kill himself, he might blow up and take a bunch of innocent people with him.

>> No.57062858

When algos shit themselves on wednesday and my stop loss triggered on my NVDA profits, I put all of it into ARM instead.
No regrets.

>> No.57062863

Christ more than anything is KING of the universe. Defeater of death. He loves even a lowly atheist like you.

>> No.57062867

Aight, swap out liquor stores for liquor brands that melanated folks tend to consume. We can start with Hennessy

>> No.57062873

worse, he's a camelpiss drinker.

>> No.57062876
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Can't believe I bought a stock last year based on fundamentals
Shilled it a bit here
Then sold it the stock because it didn't do anything
And now it's up 65% today on merger news...
Could have had bought myself a nice Christmas present (18 months early)

>> No.57062888

What is that about Honda drivers?

>> No.57062890
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>gaps up like it's nothing
You'll pay for this bulltards

>> No.57062891

Play the spreads, they move a lot throughout the day.

>> No.57062902

its ok bobo, we are only half way done with the move up for today and there is still time to go in

>> No.57062903

LVMH is one of the biggest losers from black crime domestically. Anything that is a luxury brand is a loser as their stores get looted and richer people buy less shit because they go out less

>> No.57062905
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China bros It's so fucking OVER!

>> No.57062909

Just sold my BUD (bought at ~55). Thank you cuckservatives for the ez pz money.

>> No.57062910
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Nah we do shit like this now, kike. Get rekt pussy kike.
Christ is just a jewish prophet. And you are a troon enabling religion if you think a man can become God. Same foolish logic.

>> No.57062920

Did you know islam is about submission? And you're calling others cucks? You fuckers never left the middle ages because all you could ever do is worship your god. literally lmao at your ignorance and stupidity

>> No.57062936 [DELETED] 

>Cuckstian coping about xer weak ass faith thinks xe's gonna teach me about my faith
Lol. Lmao.
Go on, keep reporting me dumb troon Cuckstian. That's the only way you can shut me up.

>> No.57062937
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I just can't believe Powell gave up already.
It was supposed to be higher for longer ffs.
The very INSTANT he pivoted, I turned giga bearish.

>> No.57062938
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>> No.57062939

This bull market has destroyed the quality of these threads. I need circuit breakers for my sanity.

>> No.57062943
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I sold my ARKF way too soon. I was just glad to be in the green and escape from Cathie's clutches.

>> No.57062946

kek I'm not submissive like you. Literally dictated by your religion to be subimissive. LOL


>> No.57062957

Okay so January 2nd I will record some data for this Shot Wheel thing
SHOT-WHEEL - Inception Date 1/1/24

Initial Underlying Price () - Total Shares () - Total Cash () - Initial Shares if Cash spent () - Initial Cash if Shares Sold ()

This will give us plenty of baseline data for all the calculations that we might want to make at the end of the year for the purpose of making comparisons.

>> No.57062962

Did you screen record a video on a phone?
Now it's double letter boxed to like 10% of the screen for anyone who isn't underage. Are you retarded?

>> No.57062970

GBTC is going to zero next year.

>> No.57062971

KO is not going out of business. Glad I boughted yestergoyim dipperonis

>> No.57062980

Your Pope is submissive to LGBT kek

>> No.57062983

Thanks, looking forward to the new year.

>> No.57062998

Not my video bitch.

>> No.57063002
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I bought a share of SHOT.
Am I going to be rich, or is my 4.22 gone forever?

>> No.57063005

Gaza is going to be such a beautiful seaside retreat for wealthy jews once this is over. I bet the memorial for all the innocent lives lost on 10/7 will stand until long after I'm dead, and the new temple in Jerusalem will be glorious after the West Bank DLC expansion arc is completed.

>> No.57063016

Should have put in a limit order for $4.20 desu

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>> No.57063020

Depends on if you keeping posting more feet pics or not

>> No.57063027

SAVE, go back to pumping.

>> No.57063029
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I love ARM :)

>> No.57063043

LMFAO you kikes are consistent in declaring victory just before you get wiped out (again). Not using those "high" IQs much.

>> No.57063047
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Crab day

>> No.57063058

>Fedex missed earnings
>Fedex leddit has posts they aren't busy like normal this time of year
>ordered some Christmas stuff from Amazon
>last 2 years could barely find anything that would get delivered from Dec 18th - Dec 25th
>this year was getting same day delivery
My hunch is holiday spending will be way down this year. Any company that makes majority of its money during Christmas might be in trouble.

>> No.57063059

my female broker at SCWB front runs me but I got enough for her too

>> No.57063062

Some of these Korean cars are very easy to steal. You can see it if you go up to MD/DC.

>> No.57063071

Also Nike

>> No.57063072

I live in a very nice neighborhood with mostly retired people. Most of the traffic is delivery services. The last six months it's been down considerably.

>> No.57063082

why would i attempt to steal a Korean car unless for a getaway ?

>> No.57063084

No, they are all half-retards instead of full retards so the bleed out still occurs, just at a slower pace. Im tired of this slow drag, it just needs to happen already.

>> No.57063087
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Guys we made it past the winter solstice.

>inb4 Australians

>> No.57063089

My position is gone, ended up breakeven. I guess Santa decided (rightly) that wallstreet was naughty. That's it for me for the year, see you all next year.

>> No.57063092

hooning a shitbox is a lot of fun desu

>> No.57063093

I was told that retired people would be raking in dough from higher interest rates on bonds so higher rates were actually inflationary????????????????????

>> No.57063094
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Is this finally Wheels Up taking off or what?

>> No.57063100

I've got a few $16.5 CCs I sold that need to be bought back. Lets take a break for a few hours before we pump SAVE.

>> No.57063103
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Pleasant price action
The urban youth drive Nissan.

>> No.57063104

sold 200 shares of AA before market open. could have made $800 more. still took profit.

>> No.57063116
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It's at 4.26!!!!!!!!

>> No.57063119


THE GRINCH IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.57063123

in 4 hours the market will moon in complete retardation

>> No.57063126

Honestly I don't trust these old fucks with their money, everyone has new cars, a truck, and either a boat or another fun car, solar panels, extra garage, etc. I just think they're tapped out.

kek, I fucked up a trade yesterday and sold like 80k shares for pennies on the dollar. I also listed a call to buy yesterday that if the bear on this had bought, he would have doubled his money this morning.

>> No.57063131

This Santa rally isn't looking so hot.

>> No.57063135
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My body is ready.

>> No.57063136
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eat my ass, bobo


>> No.57063144

those toes are weird to me. XLU

>> No.57063155
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Filling the gap

>> No.57063161
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I just sell CCs that are like $1 OTM every week. Ideally I gain the dollar from SAVE pumping, and all my premium back too.
Next week will probably be my last ride though, once Jan hits I think there's serious chance that any given week could be the trial results announcement. From that point I'll just hold straight shares.

>> No.57063166

I made the mistake of looking up this porn one day out of boredom and morbid curiousity

>> No.57063169

Guys let's not let it go red!! Just put in whatever you can, $10, $50, fuck it even $1k. We can keep it going up!!! I salute you, stockmarines.

>> No.57063170
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I just bought some QQQ calls for next Friday
Let's go, tech will bring us a brighter future

>> No.57063178
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I tried.

>> No.57063183

TLRY fluttering. buy below 200, wait for gov talk.

>> No.57063187

Wait are all these pictures of women from pornos?
That really ruins the illusion of innocence.

>> No.57063194

and we thank (you)

>> No.57063195

Looking good for MARA into the $30 range:
New 52 W High, New $$ pouring in as anticipated, OTMs 30+ getting lit up, HFT volume lit up..

>> No.57063200

fuck it i'm buying puts and going to smoke a cigar in my office.

>> No.57063207
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Lol, yeah you shouldn't have done that... unless you're REALLY into that kind of thing.
Yeah, I forget her name though. Aunt something

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>> No.57063226
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You guys really need to be nicer to baggot. He's not only Jewish, he's a richfag too.

>> No.57063225

Yeah I'm sorry anon, she's not just a nice crab lady
Nia from Auntjudys

>> No.57063232

Yeah, I'm out next week and either in a VIX play or MSRT

>> No.57063237

That doesn't look like a McMansion.

>> No.57063242

I'm all for being nice to people, including rich people, but being nice to someone because they're rich is really stupid.

>> No.57063245
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I was disappointed the rest of the set didn't incorporate the crabs though
Anyway the market will keep crabbing upward until January I guess

>> No.57063249

what car is that? Nissan?

>> No.57063256
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Nice cat.

>> No.57063258

its a chevy

>> No.57063260

If you're buying cars like that you're not rich enough
Look at the car Buffett drives. That's rich.

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>> No.57063272

>Look at the car Buffett drives.
That nigga drives? He owns trains.

>> No.57063279

He drives a modest Cadillac sedan like most old people

>> No.57063280

Just 3% left to go for MARA to reach it's daily 10% gain target.

>> No.57063283

That's enough reason to want to throw him into acid

>> No.57063282

Got all out @ $489.85 when it broke down through PDC. Tech was weak af this morning and I don't want to hold this through Christmas. Still a nice $800 profit. Thanks Santa.

>> No.57063306

>mr. goodell, we need more >black qbs starting in the nfl, it doesn't matter if they are retarded and suck at football.

>> No.57063307

what's the due date ?

>> No.57063317

Have fun burning in hell for eternity

>> No.57063318

you joke ? GM

>> No.57063345
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Bobos are dumb, that's all there is to it. Why would equities denominated in the USD shitcoin ever fall nominally for any meaningful period of time?

>> No.57063352

the front looked like a Honda NSX to me. And then I called it a Nissan when I actually was thinking about a Honda.

>> No.57063361

that you really ? what is 60 foot time and how fast will stop from there ?

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>> No.57063379
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>> No.57063381

? driveway cost more then my ira

>> No.57063388
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That was the first day I got him. He was a stray someone found at a church and brought into my cousin's vet office, they named him Pope John Paul, I've been calling him Poe. This is him a few weeks ago before Hanukkah started.

>> No.57063397

>stamped concrete
He ballin fr fr

>> No.57063409
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Post more book recommendations, bros. I enjoyed last night's thread.

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>> No.57063419
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Checked. Interesting spot he picked to sit in, kinda based.

>> No.57063421
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Baggie, do you really have a Corvette?

>> No.57063429

I have 2

>> No.57063438
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What years?

>> No.57063439

what watch do you wear

>> No.57063440

Higher rates are inflationary (increase money stock), but this inflation takes time to flow into the economy and cause price increases. Inflation (monetary expansion) causes prices to increase, price increases are not inflation

>> No.57063441

years ?
GM struggling today

>> No.57063446

there's a black c6 in the background of the photo

>> No.57063457
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It's like those photos of black people in underexposed areas where you don't see them until someone points them out. Anyway, that doesn't exactly answer my question.

>> No.57063470

2008 and 2023

>> No.57063477

Why do your people gleefully murder civilians?

>> No.57063489

4, junky C5 here. N2O stroker.
bags, i like u more all of a sudden
please answer 60 foot question.

>> No.57063496
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MARA calls looking like the chad fad pattern all week

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Nice. Well, carry on. Don't jew out on maintenance.

>> No.57063525


>> No.57063527

I don't have the answers. I honestly don't drive faster than 72 mph anymore and really don't hammer the gas pedal. I've become a very defensive and relaxed driver. No stress even if traffic sucks or people drive like idiots. Its like I don't need a ticket, and don't need to get worked up over shit I can't control.

SPY puts doing a little something. I think this calls for a glass of this 18 year old Crown one of my vendors bought me last year.

>> No.57063530

cause they needed killn. take it to /pol

>> No.57063541

slick ride my baggie anon. carry on

>> No.57063542

Who is this?

>> No.57063545


>> No.57063547
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...if the strike price is 120, isnt that a put?

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>> No.57063558

...if the strike price is 120, isnt that a put?

top signal

>> No.57063559

>itm calls are puts
your brain on plebbit

>> No.57063565

What’s your price target for when we get a ruling?

>> No.57063567

I'm a brainlet can you explain what an itm call is? Cant find shit on Google.

>> No.57063569
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MARA Chads, we're holding over the weekend right?

New 52 W High, New liquidity pouring in as anticipated, OTMs $30+ getting lit up, HFT volume lit up..
I'll make the call: BTC makes a final move into 50Ks over the weekend and we hit somewhere near $40.

>> No.57063570

ITM calls are call options where the strike price is lower than the underlying price.

>> No.57063575

How high is mara going to go to? How high is MSTR going this time around?

>> No.57063577

Puts? More like putz haha gottem.

>> No.57063578

Read the replies, it was already posted

>> No.57063579
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>> No.57063581

Man, I can only buy on Monday :(

>> No.57063584
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I just dont do options yet

>> No.57063585
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I mean she's going to become a billionaire at this pace.

>> No.57063590

no, really deep in the money call

>> No.57063601 [DELETED] 


I love you

>> No.57063603
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them nipples need an adjustment

>> No.57063608

Me too, anon!

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>> No.57063612

Nah, drag can't push you back. A sideways walking market, even a FLAT market get killed by theta.

>> No.57063614

No it wasn't posted.

>> No.57063615
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>hey you, poor fuck, yeah you, you broke ass bitch. You will never make it.

>> No.57063622
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Anything under $39 in MARA is still a buy while Bitcoin remains under $49-50K.

We haven't had a blow-off top yet in BTC.

>> No.57063623

I hate flyover America so much it’s unreal

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>> No.57063632

What's wrong, anon. Tell uncle anon.

>> No.57063635

a few runs across the dragon on these in the v6 sled. GM

>> No.57063636
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When SOXL went from 8 to 16, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to see Overleveraged Semiconductors hit a hundred per share. Now I know I shall not see the next share split. None of us know our end, really, or what financial hand will guide us there. A hedgefund may buy shares for a man, a broker may diversify for a client, but that man can also manage his own investments, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever your finances are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be politicians or brokers of money and power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to invest in thus," or that monetary virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

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I love you too.

As a friend.

>> No.57063641
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>you poor fucks think you’re smarter than me? I was a techlead at all the faangmamfags. You can’t be smarter than me. I’m a multi multi millionaire. You’re an incel loser mutt.

>> No.57063645

Going all in into mara on Monday and tup

>> No.57063650

Is that the Unabomber's cabin?

>> No.57063654

Thanks. But if u love me tell who that chick is

>> No.57063655

does /smg/ play with covered calls?

>> No.57063659

Impressive but a waste of brain power and time for useless Internet points

>> No.57063666

He's a good looking chink, but his attitude is 0/10

>> No.57063670

I am going to put all 250k of my SAVE profits into LLAP. Is this a bad idea?

>> No.57063671
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forgot pic. bring me another one,

>> No.57063675

Nia, from Auntjudys.

>> No.57063676
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cool story bro

>> No.57063677

this is why your kind keep getting wiped out. don't act shocked the next time it happens.

>> No.57063679
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Bros I need real financial advice. I make $95k/year gross
have 3 student loans
>$11.4k remaining @ 12.5% VAR, yes I know this is retarded
>$15.5k remaining @ 4.1%
>$10k remaining @ 7%
1 car loan
>$18k remaining @ 5.75%
and I want to own a home someday. What do I do? Single and renting

>> No.57063681

How high is MSTR going?

>> No.57063686

We MOONIN' bro

>> No.57063691

Thanks. OK I Googed it. What's the big deal about it?

>> No.57063692
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10% of your income every single month goes in to $voo, after 5 years get an equity backed loan for a down payment on house, ignore all outstanding debt.

>> No.57063693

If you're so smart, why are you streaming from a tool shed?

>> No.57063705

Wife wants to move back to a flyover state even though we have great quality of life in Virginia. I don’t understand. It’s expensive yes but we make plenty.

>> No.57063706
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give up the dream of home ownership for now
stop investing in the stock market
sell the car and buy a beater with cash
try to refinance the 12.5% loan
pay off debt

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>> No.57063717

pay off those loans should be your top priority. the feeling being debt free is immense.

>> No.57063718

also look for a side hustle and increase your income

>> No.57063719

Sold my entire stack on the pump to $14. I should’ve trusted my decision and held. Fuck my life desu

>> No.57063723

My target is $35 if/when the bitcoin etf is approved. Closing positions then.

>> No.57063725
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They produce great breeding stock.

>> No.57063732

I have a car loan with 6500 remaining at 3.5%, is this bad

>> No.57063734

Do you hold MSTR?

>> No.57063736
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ok spy, i'm done wrapping gifts for the nephews time for you to pump this shit

>> No.57063737
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>white guy here. You poor fucks are getting too uppity. You know what we are going to do to you? Fire you. Hit the curb, bitches. You will never be rich like me, an Anglo Australian white man.

>> No.57063742

He isn't.
He sold his youth to Shekelberg and Goldstein and now he is bitter because he just realised he produced more value than he got from it (aka employment) and that money means more than brains. Thing is, youth means more than money and as time passes he realises more and more how much he funked up selling it. He would pay anything to get it back but he can't. So he tries to convince himself he did good just like your average person says "buying my house was the best investment I ever made" (it was not).

>> No.57063745

pretty good man. 6.5k is nothing.

>> No.57063747

I thought we where going to crab back to 15 on the weekend. What a bad decision

>> No.57063771

Any corporate bond buyers here?
I've been buying SGOV to get 4.9%, I'm I retarded for not buying IGSB instead?
Even if corporate bonds are more risky, will that really matter in a large ETF aside from a SHTF crash?

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Thanks for the advice guys. I'd really like to be debt free. I'm leveraging a promotion next year and doing as much overtime @ work as I can so I don't think the side hustle is worth it. It's pretty much either tackle debt from high interest and going down, or ignore it and save for a home down payment and then slavemax the debt away. I just don't know what to do and I'm very emotional (i.e. irrational) about how to go about it.

Do you think I should touch my 401 investing? I currently put in 8% and employer matches 6%. If I did 6%, they'd do 5%. If I did 4%, they'd do 4%

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Still waiting for cars to fall before I replace my shitbox with 70,000 miles.

>> No.57063796

Nope, no other bitcoin mining plays besides MARA

>> No.57063798

My car is a 2017 Honda HR-V with 85k miles. I bought it at 75k for 20k and will ride the fucker into the ground

>> No.57063801

assume u i bond maxed ?

>> No.57063802

how old are you?

>> No.57063810
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>Fellow Honda HR-V driver

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>> No.57063820

I do double takes at the newer models, they just kept getting sexier

>> No.57063829
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Can someone tell me what "financial advice" actually is?

>> No.57063853

you should invest in the S&P 500 over a long term

>> No.57063857

Dire, go to a gym, you can level up a lot.

>> No.57063860
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is this a meme stock?

>> No.57063865

Honestly, I wouldn't want to leave the free money on the table, you'll be able to take a loan out against it, and withdraw up to 10k for the down payment on the house later.

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Looks good you should buy it bro.

>> No.57063886

hate MANU so much its unreal

>> No.57063889

Seems like theta should be how much gas you have left

>> No.57063890

Most budget brands are looking better in general nowadays. I like the look of the new Kia and Hyundai coupes.

>> No.57063898

I'm in excellent shape, I don't need advice there
Could you elaborate a bit and give some context? Don't get what you're saying here
The kias are meme tier but way better value if you can stretch them. Hyundais are ok too. But you'll never get me to buy a modern Nissan.

>> No.57063909

it's only 20x sales for credit score website. gotta pay up for growth. don't want any value traps

>> No.57063910

>I'm in excellent shape, I don't need advice there
My bad, quoted the wrong post. Best of luck bro.

>> No.57063915

rent free

>> No.57063944

probably I keep getting emails about some FICO score.

>> No.57063945

Read the thread again carefully

>> No.57063961

you can withdraw up to 10k from your 401k without penalty if the money is used towards the purchase of your first home, and you can take a loan out using the money in the 401k as collateral.

>> No.57063970

stop with the jewish tricks

>> No.57063989

The usually suspects will steal any Korean car you can get. Stick to Japanese cars

>> No.57063993

rent free

>> No.57063995

shill me your favorite charts to short for the 2024 market crash

>> No.57063998

touché you fat kike

>> No.57064012

Kia and Hyundai is icky

>> No.57064024

Unironically more reliable than Toyota and Honda now. Also more bang for your buck.

>> No.57064060

Casinos and Indexes.

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indexes containing big tech

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>> No.57064100

wtf lmao

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>> No.57064138

Kek JFC, this is not a mashup I ever wanted

>> No.57064179
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MARA easily, they have 14,000 bitcoin and mine roughly 1k bitcoin a month (this is going to halve in ~4 months btw). They also recently made a rare move where they actually sold ~700 bitcoin to cover operating expenses, where for many years they not only hodl'd but invested into bitcoin. Marketcap just hit 6bn. With 6bn you could just straight up buy 140,000 bitcoin.

>> No.57064181

Did you guys know there is a functionality that automatically turns "desu" into "desu" when you make a post.

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>> No.57064193

yeah exactly, it's impossible to write T B H

>> No.57064201

Yeah, I forgot why, but there was a time when we would all say baka desu senpai a lot.

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why buy when you could make?

>> No.57064221
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how come first solar is the second largest holding in the "S&P Semiconductor ETF"

>> No.57064223

Wtf look at copper. Higher rates, China shitting the bed and it still is at almost 4$. If China recovers and rates go down this will go to 5-6

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Less than three hours. I only need less than three hours to bogle.

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:Shake My Head:

>> No.57064241

>why buy when you could make?
Valuation of BTC is changing.

>> No.57064253

there are only 1.5million bitcoin left to mine (excluding transaction fees) They wont even be able to get anywhere near 140k total bitcoin.

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how come institutional ownership on RNG is at 137%? they own 137% of the shares?

>> No.57064267

I did some math and corpos still don't pay as much as treasuries (this is assuming single A rating is your floor). I don't see corpo bonds beating out treasuries. If I had access to under A rated I might give them a different shot.

>> No.57064271

bizarre post desu (to be honest)

>> No.57064292

>If I had access to under A rated
I have access all the way down to C or whatever. I don't buy them though because there's practically no real credit spread right now for some reason.

>> No.57064296

>he doesn't know

>> No.57064301

>/smg/ is all over MARA nuts
what happened? you fags use to be allergic to btc miners

>> No.57064325
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>Fat woman takes Ozempic to lose weight.
>She is surprised to discover her thin friends support her and her fat friends judge her.
>Normal healthy people want their friends to triumph, an alien mentality for those who find comfort in dragging others down.
Ticker symbol VKTX, ALT, LLY, NVO, TERN, and like a dozen more GLP-1 tickers

>> No.57064329

>what happened?
The last two weeks happened.

>> No.57064334

what's wrong with tesla? hes saving the environment from fossil fuels. Isn't that what they want?

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>> No.57064347

Real friendship is a myth and you should just get drunk with your sister.

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>> No.57064356

food truck hoe got bogged

>> No.57064358

EVs are terrible for the environment

>> No.57064365

>Isn't that what they want?
No they want way more niggers. The environment crap was just a front for that and now he's getting in the way.

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This was the data of today. Holy hell this data.

New House sales

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>practicing jewish rituals in the presence of your catholic cat

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I called it priced in because bears are talking about an earnings recession but we green

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Spy price target: 450

>> No.57064422

Well yeah, people aren't buying when interest AND principles are high. Seems we're going to do the slow crab down like Japan did.

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Fuck you! I give him Churus and sing "Poe likes food, Poe likes sleep, Poe and food!" to the tune of Zelda's Lullaby from that game. Now when ever I sing that song he will stop what ever he's doing and run over to me.

He has it much nicer now than when he was fending for himself, and gets to experience love and kindness.

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>> No.57064470

>Poe likes sleep and food* is the actual last line of the song.

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mara chad here, I'm getting tired of seeing Mara going up

>> No.57064905

I occassionally hire a truck for work and there's this cute grill who works there and brings the truck around the front for me. I'd ask her out but she has a tattoo and I'm super autistic

>> No.57065042

The Bible teaches that while marriage is fine for those who need it due to temptation to have sex for those who can avoid that temptation an unmarried life is a superior way to live because you dont have to worry about making your wife happy and can devote yourself fully to God.

>> No.57065061

Why stop at devoting yourself to G_d when you can devote yourself to G_d AND the children?

>> No.57065746

That's just Paul and it's probably because he's a jew.

>> No.57065814 [DELETED] 

Go down you fucking nigger market.