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57054089 No.57054089 [Reply] [Original]

I fucked up
partner is pregnant
don't want kid to turn out like me
private school, raising kid, and good college tuition - doing the math and it's gonna cost half a million dollars
wtf who can even afford this
goodbye all the money

>> No.57054098
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57054098

If he's a good kid, he'll turn out alright anyway.
(or just don't be a shit dad...)

>> No.57054118

>>57054089
Congrats. You can now spend the rest of your life trying to give your kid a better life than you had. If you're a good parent, you'll enjoy it, if you're a shit parent, you'll resent it.

>> No.57054123

>>57054089
Yes out of 7 billion people you and your son are the most deserving for a good life

>> No.57054140

Marx talks about this - children as an investment. Really you should read 'The Flesh Machine' by The Critical Arts Ensemble. The point of having children is to love them. That's it.

>> No.57054167

lmao
I ain't ever falling for this scam

>> No.57054995

>>57054140
Kill your self commie troon faggot

>> No.57055196

>>57054118
>Congrats. You can now spend the rest of your life trying to give your kid a better life than you had. If you're a good parent, you'll enjoy it, if you're a shit parent, you'll resent it.
this

>> No.57055211

>>57054140
I hear you. You can't bring children into this world and then have even a single expectation of them. How fucking rude is that?

>> No.57055265

>>57054140
Yeah let's listen to the words of a fat kike who lived off of donations without doing a second of legitimate work in his life on how to raise children properly

>> No.57055329
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>>57054089
>goodbye all the money
You stand upon the shoulders of millions of previous generations, all of them an endless chain of care, time, and devotion. You don't even know the names of your ancestors past your immediate family. Countless stories of pain, loss, sacrifice, victory, and love have been lost to time -- their only remaining remnant is etched into the DNA that constitutes your body. And now you are passing that legacy down the chain to another generation, a child that will carry those forgotten stories around and build their own, which will in time, God willing, be passed down again. Each previous generation brought the next generation about through Care with a capital C. You now have an opportunity to experience what true Love and Care mean.
>b-b-but my money
Stop putting a price on the priceless. Godspeed and congratulations.

>> No.57055516

>>57054089
So what's your problem? Sell your crypto in the next bull market and raise your kid. Congrats, you made it.

>> No.57055583

>>57055329
Solid advice but biz doesn’t want to hear this. This board is degenerate zoomers.

>> No.57055684

>>57054089
Good fathers tend to be the ones most afraid of screwing things up. You're gonna do well anon.
Determine a set amount of money you'll put aside every month for college, it doesn't need to be massive, but doing it consistently is most important.
Private school is unnecessary if you don't live in a total shithole.
Congratulations.

>> No.57056288

>>57054140
You in ironically quoted Marx? Reddit is down the hall and to the left you faggot.