/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57051307]

Life's a beach edition.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Shorting Samuels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

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[Anonymous No.57051329]

[Anonymous No.57051330]

S&P 9000

[Anonymous No.57051331]

What does love feel like?

[Anonymous No.57051335]

>>57051307
Except when it's not a beach.

[Anonymous No.57051337]

>>57051307
Don't forget to buy COIN

[Anonymous No.57051338]

You guys need to work out.. skinny fat is a bad look even if you are standing in front of a luxury car. Benzos and Zuckerberg had to end up with bogged 2/10 chicks because they didn't understand this until it was too late.

[Anonymous No.57051339]

Now that I kindly baked, please give input on my holdings.
Specifically, I fear I'm holding too much of the same things.
I'm thinking I want a bit less of the "Mag 7/8" and a bit more of people who actually make things (industrials, materials).
Thinking of selling some VOO and getting some VIS and VAW.

[Anonymous No.57051341]

Gentlemen, it is with great pride I announce that today is VT's dividend day and as such I have purchased more shares.

The total now comes to 235 shares

[Anonymous No.57051342]

>>57051331
Like ten million United States dollars.

[Anonymous No.57051344]

crab day

[Anonymous No.57051347]

I greatly dislike musical montages
they are lazy writing and emotionally exploitative

[Anonymous No.57051349]

>>57051331
Drugs, kinda.

[Anonymous No.57051354]

fuck you baker

[Anonymous No.57051356]

>>57051329
dumb roastie BITCH

[Anonymous No.57051363]

What are some dogshit, low quality, terribly run, insolvent, surving-on-ZIRP-debt, or otherwise overvalued companies we'd call "Shitcos" that are good shorts?

One name that sounds like a total scam is LLAP, discovered this dogshit stock right here on /smg/ last night

[Anonymous No.57051364]

Reminder that the S&P will touch 9000 next year before settling around 8000. Adjusted for inflation the S&P is sickeningly undervalued right now
>>57051330
Hell yes

[Anonymous No.57051367]

$RYCEY treat you nicely. Go Long and hold until EOY. We're heading to $10.00 per Share, boys and goys!

[Anonymous No.57051368]

i do not trust this market. I AM OFFICIALLY ALL IN SQQQ. I REPEAT I AM OFFICIALLY GOING SHORT.

[Anonymous No.57051370]

Based SAVE bailing me out of making a fucking retard mistake yesterday. Line go up./

[Anonymous No.57051371]

flipping gaming computers on facebook as a side hustle is the worst job I've ever had

[Anonymous No.57051372]

>>57051349
drugs are never the solution.
read a book or watch a movie instead.

[Anonymous No.57051373]

>>57051331
Good for the first 2 or 3 months. Then gets stale.

[Anonymous No.57051378]

>>57051339
You need to consolidate those etfs. VTI and VOO are essentially the same and being more into tech is reasonable.

Being in value is smart for the long haul but you better have the balls to hold for a decade or two

[Anonymous No.57051379]

>>57051372
Says the druggie out here getting his dopamine from spreadsheets and Jap candle charts n sheeiitt.

[Anonymous No.57051382]

is fedex goin out of business?

[Anonymous No.57051388]

>>57051363
With the recent run-up, I thought shorting SPY was a good idea...

[Anonymous No.57051390]

>>57051382
two quaters of missing, even after revision. It's nothing anon, new normal.

[Anonymous No.57051392]

>>57051368
thanks anon, i've been waiting for you to go short to pump this shit

[Anonymous No.57051396]

>>57051368
Thank you for your sacrifice. Post lunch pump inbound.

[Anonymous No.57051404]

>>57051388
I'm looking for individual company tickers to short, not literally THE benchmark index ETF

[Anonymous No.57051405]

>>57051364
You know, P/E ratios are inflation adjusted.

[Anonymous No.57051406]

>>57051339
I bought VAW, but only because I’m trapped in a 401k. Unless OPEC falls apart, XLE will probably beat it because anything driving up “materials” (which is mostly refined industrial products) should drive up oil more. For me it’s a smaller position than energy that’s only there for some diversification

[Anonymous No.57051412]

Intel is soaring

[Anonymous No.57051413]

>>57051379
I could stop anytime I wanted, so it's not a problem really, you see?

[Anonymous No.57051414]

>>57051341
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.57051422]

>>57051413
Can you? The market is blood in, blood out.

[Anonymous No.57051421]

I fucking hate SAVE so goddamn much

[Anonymous No.57051424]

>>57051339
Are these being held in different accounts? And I agree with the other anon, pick a lane between VOO & VTI.

[Anonymous No.57051428]

>>57051414
>Are you retarded?
Yes. I absolutely am. Therefore I am simplify buying everything so I can't lose.

[Anonymous No.57051426]

>>57051364
Shit&Piss 500 to 900000
Nasdaq to 20000000
Russlel to 0
DXY to 0
Gold stays at 2000 while the naked short ratio goes from 700x to 7000000000000000x, until both paper and physical go to 0 because people are killing and eating eachother on the streets

[Anonymous No.57051431]

>>57051331
milky bags of sandy coins

[Anonymous No.57051438]

>>57051428
No, I’m talking about buying because of a dividend payment. It’s priced in

[Anonymous No.57051447]

>>57051339
150k in cash is excessive for a VOOmer strat. If you think the fagman is peaking, the lazy index solution is to buy some RSP.

[Anonymous No.57051452]

I'm formulating a new trading strategy:
Buy when things are oversold and sell when things are overbought. Some conservative backtesting shows I'll make a CAGR of 1260% with this strategy

[Anonymous No.57051456]

>>57051426
>Gold naked short interest goes to the moon
B A S E L III
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[Anonymous No.57051461]

>>57051438
my divy came in and I'm on auto buy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57051464]

>>57051331
Uhhh, puppies?

[Anonymous No.57051466]

Mara Is booming. How high will it go?

[Anonymous No.57051470]

I hate tech trannies so fucking much. QQQ is closing red. I saw it in a dream.

[Anonymous No.57051472]

I have used my virtual wallet to divide 75k into the 3 equals parts and invest it in the valuation of the israeli shekel, as compared to the USD, the euro and the british pound at a 20x leverage.
Something tells it will be worth 100k each by 2024´s hannukah

[Anonymous No.57051475]

What. Are. Dogshit. Terrible. Companies. That. Are. Ripe. For. Shorting.

[Anonymous No.57051476]

>>57051405
>P/E ratios are inflation adjusted.
And what defines an overvalued or undervalued P/E ratio? AI is rapidly improving the world as we speak, how do you value that? In 5 years NVDA at $500 will be seen as unfathomably undervalued. Even if it rose to $2000 I'd still be a buyer. Right now AI is improving every aspect of our lives and lifting up companies around the world. Plus we have the strongest economy in US history pushing everything higher. GBJB

[Anonymous No.57051477]

>>57051364
>9000
OVER 9000 CONFIRMED LETS GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57051484]

>>57051475
UUUU

[Anonymous No.57051486]

>>57051475
my current short positions

[Anonymous No.57051487]

BABA bros we are so fucking back!

[Anonymous No.57051490]

>>57051339
>155k cash
unless you're buying something big soon that's actually retarded

[Anonymous No.57051509]

>>57051490
Maybe it's in Yen?

[Anonymous No.57051516]

another week where my puts expire worthless

[Anonymous No.57051517]

>>57051486
>CYTK
same
>CCCC
same
>IRON
same
>RILY
Lol. Same.
>ALT
KILL ME NOW THIS SHORT IS RAPING ME
>BLUE
based. same
>CKPT
same. This company is going to zero soon
>GPCR
I actually am doing research on this one right now (along with ALT, other GLP names) with a pharma fag friend. pic related

[Anonymous No.57051518]

soxl chads i-it's like yesterday's dip didn't even happen at all h-haha

[Anonymous No.57051523]

>>57051490
Where would you put it? How do you ensure you'll be able to buy up property once the bubble bursts next year?

[Anonymous No.57051527]

>>57051378
Thank you.
I'll soon drop VOO in favor of VTI.
VTV is also something I might get rid of. I bought it a long while back and have kind of just held it. It hasn't done much, though, and probably won't for a while.
I'll also drop those VOE and VBR in favor of something else (maybe the materials / industrials I cited).
>>57051406
Good food for thought, thank you.
>>57051424
Yes, this is across several accounts.
As mentioned, I'm leaning towards VTI. I prefer it's greater diversification, and then I can buy more targeted ETFs/stocks as I see fit.
>>57051447
I was originally planning to buy a house. And I have that in a 5% CD (can withdraw at any time, could be worse). But I met and moved in with my gf who owns a house, so now that money is just sitting there. I agree it's too much, and I might pare back soon, but in a way it's been a nice safety blanket sort of hold.

[Anonymous No.57051529]

>>57051339
Idk what those tickers are but I assume It's so me Boglefag shit. Looks good though maybe reduce the cash 3-5% and get exposure to CHINA if you haven't already.

[Anonymous No.57051533]

>>57051486
Post that SAVE short so I can laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.57051538]

>>57051388

Checked.

>Don't fight The Fed. (tm)
>The trend is your fren. (tm)

[Anonymous No.57051537]

>>57051486
>my current short positions
>SAVE
lol

[Anonymous No.57051550]

>>57051428
Genius, anon. You. Are. A. Genius.

[Anonymous No.57051554]

>>57051527
Value is form of alpha that might take a decade to pay off, but the signficant part is that it's magnified by how small they are

small cap value > large cap value

[Anonymous No.57051555]

>>57051537
>>57051533
here is my negative alpha

[Anonymous No.57051558]

WHY DID AFTER-HOURS TRADERS JACK UP THE PRICE OF LLAP FUCK YOU IDIOTS STOP MANIPULATING STOCK PRICES

[Anonymous No.57051561]

>>57051523
if the plan is to buy something next year cash is just fine

[Anonymous No.57051572]

>>57051554
Interesting, noted. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.57051579]

If there was a /smg/ bingo priced out bobos would certainly be on there.

[Anonymous No.57051586]

>>57051037
Wait a minute, is this baggot?

[Anonymous No.57051585]

>>57051572
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErHwq4M6pg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MVSsVi1_e4

[Anonymous No.57051593]

>>57051527
personally, I just hold VOO
100%. that's it for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.57051598]

>>57051586
Yes, that's him.

[Anonymous No.57051603]

>>57051527
You've saved an impressive amount Anon. You're definitely going to make it. A CD is actually what I would have suggested for that cash. You should have put a total line in that spreadsheet to flex on us.

[Anonymous No.57051610]

is this the worst time in history to buy a car

[Anonymous No.57051618]

>>57051558
:(

[Anonymous No.57051619]

Volume is lower than yesterday. Likely pattern closes lower than tuesday's high, on low volume. Tomorrow is just 5% down, circuit breakers.

In 1 week the market bottoms out around 1% higher than it was on december 1st. The market will then double top on the 3 year chart just below 2021's high, SOXL will reach 50 dollars, then in march the market will just shit the bed forever with no comeback. WW3 will then start in 2025, every man aged 16-58 (so that boomres don't have to fighting) will be conscripted (I will avoid this by saying the n-word).

[Anonymous No.57051624]

>>57051527
>>57051603
>And I have that in a 5% CD
T-bills are still around 5.5%, waive state income tax, have no default risk, and are among the most liquid assets in the world.
In general, buying CDs is for financially illiterate boomers. It's a giveaway to the bank.

[Anonymous No.57051625]

HOLY FUCK LLAP BROS
WTF WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.57051631]

China

[Anonymous No.57051641]

Another day of laughing at people who didn't buy ARM

Why do you do this to yourselves, anons?

[Anonymous No.57051646]

>>57051624
He's making $645/mo having it parked there. He's not getting raped. And not all of us live in states with a state income tax (me for example).

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57051652]

I just want NVDA to get to $450 by the end of trading tomorrow, like is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.57051657]

>>57051624
Schwab had 18 month CDs with a 5.25% APY, way above 1 year bills and 2 year notes. Why do they offer such high rates?

[Anonymous No.57051670]

>>57051657
CD's and bonds have a weird complex relationship where under certain circumstances one will be higher than the other

[Anonymous No.57051680]

>>57051625
Today's gonna be the day

[Anonymous No.57051713]

>>57051652
I'm watching QQQ and yelling "nigger" a bunch at the chart. If we both channel our energies I think it will drop

[Anonymous No.57051722]

>>57051331
permanent warm hug from the inside out. hurts when you lose it

[Anonymous No.57051731]

check out the post (3rd) RS bull trap happening on MULN

[Anonymous No.57051747]

>>57051713
I'm glad other people yell at their holds like it's a horse race or smething.

[Anonymous No.57051751]

>>57051657
Yields fell pretty hard recently across the longer duration treasuries on renewed expectations of rate cuts. Sometimes the advertising lags a bit and creates temporary situations where CDs might be worth buying.
Could also be some promo rate for small accounts in hopes that people will forget about the $10k they put in there before it gets rolled into a 0.5% CD rate in 2025.

If banks were actually in need of capital, then CDs could also become more competitive. Although modern Fed tools like the overnight repo have generally eliminated this concern. Banks now run on an infinite pool of liquidity as long as their lending portfolio isn't massively underwater to the point of insolvency. So the primary purpose of CDs today is to skim a little profit off suckers that don't know or understand the alternatives.

[Anonymous No.57051757]

Wasn't here for the draw down yesterday. You did buy the dip right anon?

[Anonymous No.57051762]

>>57051339
>155k cash

Literally put every dime of that into SQQQ calls for 2026 and you’ll be a millionaire

[Anonymous No.57051768]

>>57051657
Because they were literally days away from bankrupt and being bailed out by the fed. They made a push into more traditional banking that got hit with tons of outflows when people realized money market funds offered higher rates

[Anonymous No.57051772]

>>57051751
Good explanation, thank you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57051773]

>>57051713
I will begin to channel my energy towards the chart in an effort to make the price go lower. Let me get a cup of coffee real fast, and we'll see where we're at come noon.

[Anonymous No.57051776]

Okay, what /pol/tard managed to make a better blood-sacrifice than Bogs to pull this number off? Get this retarded number off my screen, NOW, my good Boy Sminem.

[Anonymous No.57051782]

>>57051762
what´s the SQQQ and why does everyone keep shilling it?

[Anonymous No.57051784]

>>57051751
so like buying t bills directly?

[Anonymous No.57051805]

>>57051782
SQQQ is by design guaranteed to go to zero.

[Anonymous No.57051812]

>>57051757
No, I only bought the September dip. Tony-sama I have failed.

[Anonymous No.57051852]

ORLEN sissies we are so back.

[Anonymous No.57051853]

>>57051776
Oh lawdie.

[Anonymous No.57051861]

When is the market going to go bust?

[Anonymous No.57051875]

so bored, pls just tell me something random to buy that will probably go up today

[Anonymous No.57051879]

>stoxx euro 600 failed to go green
baka eurobros, we can't catch a break

[Anonymous No.57051882]

Anons you bought the oil dip right
..right?

[Anonymous No.57051883]

40 people shot in a mass shooting in Prague. Tis' the season of totally organic terrorist attacks.

[Anonymous No.57051893]

>>57051861
Not til March unless something stupid happens

[Anonymous No.57051895]

>>57051861
When I'm done using it as a fleshlight.

>>57051619
Is that the prologue of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCVcxbkudg0

[Anonymous No.57051900]

>>57051861
Two weeks

[Anonymous No.57051904]

>>57051882
>bought the oil dip
I never sold.

[Anonymous No.57051906]

What even is the time frame for the SAVE decision anyway? Can't find anything definitive

[Anonymous No.57051909]

>>57051875
Intel

[Anonymous No.57051919]

>>57051906
There is no definitive timeframe, but it is probably not happening this year.

[Anonymous No.57051922]

>>57051900
Trust the plan

[Anonymous No.57051927]

>>57051861
never. the fed has shown it will provide infinite liquidity to any and all banks or institutions to prop up this fake and gay market. It's unironically time to get bullish.

[Anonymous No.57051930]

I missed my chance to buy back in
I am literally NGMI

[Anonymous No.57051931]

>>57051919
Why is it pumping then

[Anonymous No.57051936]

Yay

[Anonymous No.57051940]

>>57051883
hope my pornfus are untouched.

>>57051875
MARA, CLSK, BTBT, IREN

[Anonymous No.57051951]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.57051953]

>>57051931
>buy the rumour, sell the news

[Anonymous No.57051955]

the santaest of rallies

[Anonymous No.57051970]

>>57051883
Sucks to the people who were shot dead desu.

[Anonymous No.57051974]

>100k cash gang reporting in

[Anonymous No.57051978]

>>57051953
I like this chat mind if I save it?

[Anonymous No.57051980]

>>57051953
>Sample size: 4
KEEEEEK

[Anonymous No.57051983]

>>57051974
nakadashi

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57051985]

>>57051883
Radical Christian religion of peace attack?

[Anonymous No.57052004]

>>57051985
It was at an art school so probably a tranny.

[Anonymous No.57052017]

>>57051931
Because people sold short term calls on expectation that the result wouldn't come until next year, and that created a short term resistance and longer term support. All the MM hedging from taking the other side of the trade gets impacted by a slow delta decay which leads MMs to lighten up on their hedges and buy back shorted shares as the options near expiration.

[Anonymous No.57052035]

>up and down up and down
>can't swing on a single trend
This sucks. Is it just going to crab for the rest of the year as people loss-harvest etc?

[Anonymous No.57052044]

>>57052035
It will crab until I close my puts and then it will gap down 5%

[Anonymous No.57052063]

>>57051331
you know what a 1000%+ feels like?
love feels better

[Anonymous No.57052068]

impregnated my 4th filipina

[Anonymous No.57052075]

>>57052063
This but then she turns into a bitch and it feels way worse than -100%

>>57052068
This is the way honestly

[Anonymous No.57052077]

>>57051773
Whats your approximate NW Baggie?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57052078]

>>57052068
congrats. i feel like i'm getting fucked by these $NVDA put options.

[Anonymous No.57052085]

Where's Intel bro. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57052087]

>>57052077
about $3.50

[Anonymous No.57052090]

congrats to the anon from yesteray who bought 24 contracts at .18. proud of ya son. i won't doubt ye again.

[Anonymous No.57052099]

>>57052078
Lower highs every rally on the fagsdaq. Bitcoin red and we all know it's the most reliable indicator nowadays.

[Anonymous No.57052108]

>>57052087
Based on that cat pic, I'd guess thats in millions.

[Anonymous No.57052109]

> LLAP needs to drop one more cent to meet my limit order
yeah I think it's happening

[Anonymous No.57052114]

>>57052090
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.57052131]

>>57052109
How high is LLAP going ahhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.57052132]

WTFWT???

[Anonymous No.57052144]

>>57052131
realistically while in short time by pumping and dumping you could probably get regular returns of 20%, the real potential is in the long term -> say 2025 or so, where we might see it go back to $10 USD assuming they finally become profitable

[Anonymous No.57052157]

>>57051852
fellow OTC Pink chad?

[Anonymous No.57052159]

GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
NOT NOW
NOT JUST AS THE TUNE OF THE YEAR SHOW IS STARTING
FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.57052166]

>>57052114
>>57052090
Next play is Boeing 275c 12/29

[Anonymous No.57052176]

>>57052159
repeat of yesterday - pump and then dump

[Anonymous No.57052183]

>>57052176
nice.

[Anonymous No.57052189]

>>57052144
Supposedly they're getting their big paycheck around these days... So maybe that will jumpstart the stock.

[Anonymous No.57052194]

>>57051931
Same reason as GME did, unironically.

[Anonymous No.57052195]

>>57052159
Money is flowing into China

[Anonymous No.57052198]

Guys why is the line going down for no reason at all?

[Anonymous No.57052201]

>>57052176
Yesterday was to get all the retail bears to show themselves, and it worked really well.

[Anonymous No.57052202]

>>57052195
BUT CHINA IS A SCAM

[Anonymous No.57052206]

So wait, quick question. I can buy a put for 40 cents or maybe 2 dollars and that will give me a return of 200%? How can I play with this online to get gud?

[Anonymous No.57052223]

I'm still bullish, I will keep buying, I will never stop buying

Not buying is akin to losing, you don't want to lose, so keep buying, don't think about it, the dollar is worthless, inflation is 25% a year, don't let them lie to you, start buying, stocks are a safe haven

[Anonymous No.57052230]

>>57052085
Stop shilling your shitty CPU maker. They fucked up with the memory leak and have never recovered since. I'm not buying until they fixed their horrid energy efficiency and BORING 20% performance increase each gen.

[Anonymous No.57052243]

>>57052206
Download think or swim and paper trade.

[Anonymous No.57052245]

>>57052230
Member Spectre and Meltdown?

[Anonymous No.57052249]

>>57052195
Money flows into China, but it never flows out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09839DpTctU

[Anonymous No.57052250]

>>57052206
Get a Morgan Stanley or Schwab account and then access their paper-trading platforms that let you play with options on a fake account with fake money.

[Anonymous No.57052251]

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57052254]

i see fields of green, bobos profits as red as roses too

and i think to myself what a wonderful vanguard world

[Anonymous No.57052258]

>>57043097
+1%: Stop and reverse. Full Dwyer mode. Retardo 0dte calls.
+0.5% to 0%: Double down on 30 delta, 15dte puts.
0% to -0.5%: Let him cook.
-0.5% to -5%: Let him cook. Arrogantly bobopost in /smg/.

[Anonymous No.57052259]

>>57052230
Agreed, and they're not even making an increase in performance or meaningful efficiency this generation, put a fucking fork in them.

[Anonymous No.57052265]

>>57052243
Thanks brother

[Anonymous No.57052266]

>>57052201
No you don't understand they were finally right and the fake glowie market was collapsing the two more weeks is here

[Anonymous No.57052277]

WHY DE MARKET DO BE DOING DIS, WHY IT BE LIKE DIS

[Anonymous No.57052283]

>>57052230
>>57052259
That sounds pretty bullish to me, desu.

[Anonymous No.57052290]

>>57052245
WYPIPO FINNALLY SEASONING MEAT

[Anonymous No.57052293]

>>57052277
Checked and what did Disney do?

[Anonymous No.57052297]

>>57052266
It is honestly disgusting when you start seeing MM using all these tactics like flushing birds out of bush.

[Anonymous No.57052309]

we dumping again?

[Anonymous No.57052310]

>>57052259
NVDA int much better. It's just slop after slop. Same as AMD

[Anonymous No.57052325]

>>57052283
Wait til this generation is released, flops, and the CEO is fired. Their GPU division died. Their memory/storage division died.
>>57052310
NVDA for GPU, and AMD for server/CPU. Whole sector is way over valued on meme shit imho.

[Anonymous No.57052332]

>>57052325
Holy shit I forgot Intel took a shot at GPU recently lmao.

[Anonymous No.57052333]

>>57051980
here you go Mr. Statsman

>>57051978
go for it

[Anonymous No.57052337]

>>57052325
Wait, so you say the only thing that hasn't pumped way beyond fair value is intel?
You just sold me some stocks.

[Anonymous No.57052338]

>>57052325
>Whole sector is way over valued on meme shit imho.
It is. Market is pumping on pure hype

[Anonymous No.57052339]

MULN bull trap snare successfully performed. kek baggies.

[Anonymous No.57052343]

>>57052332
Seems like they are starting to please the game bros after a bit of a shaky start tbf. Bang for buck and all.

[Anonymous No.57052350]

BUDDY, LOOK AT
V
I
X
COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.57052353]

>>57052337
>Wait, so you say the only thing that hasn't pumped way beyond fair value is intel?
What part of it's going to fall further and faster than the other two don't you understand?
>>57052338
Yep.
>>57052350
CASH MONEY

[Anonymous No.57052366]

>>57052353
It faired pretty well yesterday compared to Nvidia and AMD when the dip happened.

[Anonymous No.57052368]

>>57052353
If you really think tech stocks will go down - you should buy gold.

[Anonymous No.57052369]

What causes a man to seek out and watch and enjoy anime?
Serious question.

[Anonymous No.57052372]

>>57051037
Why would cats be extinct they are based.

[Anonymous No.57052376]

>>57052369
it is a mystery

[Anonymous No.57052378]

Boomer rocks.

[Anonymous No.57052380]

>>57052369
Poor father figures

[Anonymous No.57052382]

>>57052333
the other graph is for S&P 500 performance not GDP

[Anonymous No.57052385]

>>57052369
Some are pretty good. Like shigurui or vagabond for manga

[Anonymous No.57052391]

>>57052368
Not anon, but they WILL go down, it's a bubble that will pop next year.

[Anonymous No.57052392]

>>57051927
The FED literally said they're not looking at cutting rates, that's why this pump is so fucking redonkulus. Rate cuts aren't even necessarily bullish either, the market would theoretically pump in the short term but shit the bed in the mid term. It's literally just more bulls screaming "bearish events are actually bullish, suez canal who?". And then we will get a proper, violent, ass-sharting dump down 10% and people will say "I tol you nigga, I tol you bearish events are not bullish". Because this has happened like 30 times in the past 4 years.

[Anonymous No.57052401]

>>57051883
>Has the laxest gun regulations
>Lowest firearm homicide rate in Europe
Hmm.

[Anonymous No.57052406]

>>57052368
>If you really think tech stocks will go down - you should buy gold.
Not buying that shit either. Waiting for the VIX to pop, then shorting it, and buying crypto meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.57052409]

>>57051861
The market could shit the bed again tomorrow, looking at this double top pattern. It could also pump on low volume. We could crab for 2 weeks, start up again on the first trading day of January, then shit the bed hard on the second as businesses take profits. Whatever your magic, we're at the seasonal highs, the only question is when they choose to flip from bull to bear.

[Anonymous No.57052413]

>>57052391
Show me tesla at fair value and i will believe you. Until then it's tech to the moon.

[Anonymous No.57052420]

>>57052369
Get with the times old man we hate vtubers now, anime is based.

[Anonymous No.57052429]

>>57052420
this is what zoomers have replaced 3D interactions with

[Anonymous No.57052430]

>>57052337
Intcel has a large gap at 33 and gaps always get filled even if it causes anons to screech because they're retarded and buy at 45 on the basis of "you can't time the market".

[Anonymous No.57052432]

>>57052420
>Get with the times old man we are chopping of our dicks and popping estrogen!

[Anonymous No.57052436]

>>57052333
Why suddenly a different metric? Heh

[Anonymous No.57052441]

>>57052430
>gaps always get filled

[Anonymous No.57052444]

>>57052429
Yes. Ethots, usually in their 30s or even 40s, wearing an anime teenager face so they can farm money forever.

[Anonymous No.57052450]

>>57052406
Mara and MSTR?

[Anonymous No.57052453]

>>57052432
Wrong
Trannies are a millennial thing, you won't find many trannies below the age of 25. Enbies and femboys are the zoomer thing.

[Anonymous No.57052456]

>>57052432
Unironically how old people screech themselves into irrelevancy
It's all over for you boomer-san the future is now

[Anonymous No.57052461]

>>57052369
Anime is happy and nice and i like having something like that to watch. Anime is beneficial for equity and currency trading. Dare say essential.

[Anonymous No.57052462]

>>57052430
In retard terms please

[Anonymous No.57052466]

>>57052453
Cock market genital thread

[Anonymous No.57052473]

Rudy G just filed for bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.57052477]

>>57052392
kek delusional
Stop looking at what the fed is saying, look instead at what they are DOING. Look at the BTFP. Look at reverse repo, look at their balance sheet, look at the reserve requirements. Look what happened the second banks started getting into trouble. Fed rates are a red herring, so much of debt (outside gov) is not even close to needing refinancing. If any bank or institution gets in trouble with too much paper losses, on deposits, or CRE loans or derivatives or literally anything else, the fed has made it perfectly clear such behavior will be papered over and the market stabilized with unlimited liquidity.
>It's literally just more bulls screaming "bearish events are actually bullish, suez canal who?"
no, its just realists saying that even though this fraudulent market SHOULD be bearish, it won't as the fed has created a moral hazard where losses or risks don't matter.

[Anonymous No.57052482]

WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.57052484]

>>57052462
Numbers go up sometimes
Other times they go down

[Anonymous No.57052487]

>>57052477
What they are doing is irrelevant because the market is built out of cheese and pumping because december bulls are retarded retailoids giving liquidity to big boys for a big new year's selloff.

[Anonymous No.57052489]

I'll try again later. Whatever chicken tenders on me boys.

[Anonymous No.57052491]

retard here.

i read the advice, i'm trying not to get fucked too hard by the market.

trying to cover my ass here, not get rich, but if i can beat inflation it's good enough for me

i've got:
treasury bonds for my country locked in for 2027, doing alright
then a couple of investments on shit my bank recommended, obviously they are fucking me hard so i've tried to come up with something.

i need something rock solid.
the bogleheads link in the OP suggested pic related, trying to find stuff that applies accordingly.

can i get an opinion on these?
IE00B4L5Y983
IE00BFMXXD54
first one is a little more balanced 66% US based or so, recommended by a friend, he got +30% over the last 5 years or so.
the other one is basically S&P 500 i think?
picked vanguard because according to this "if you can" booklet they are good for minimizing cost.

[Anonymous No.57052493]

>>57052420
Vtubers made anime girls real. It is the future and the future is now old man

[Anonymous No.57052499]

>>57052450
MSTR, I just found out how BTC was valued, they're a gold mine.

[Anonymous No.57052505]

owari da

[Anonymous No.57052506]

>>57052489
Chinese take out today

[Anonymous No.57052508]

>they still believe in a "market"
delusional

[Anonymous No.57052509]

>NEW: Rudy Giuliani, has filed for bankruptcy, swamped by legal bills stemming from his discredited campaign to keep Donald Trump in power

It's over.

[Anonymous No.57052511]

>>57052473
That's unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.57052535]

>>57052499
I got MSTR at 567. It keeps crabbing a lot while mara had a huge surge this week's opening. Go with both I'd recommend.
Aye, being honest I don't know if I should keep my Intel position or sell :(

[Anonymous No.57052539]

>>57052493
Your wife is an eggless hag wearing an anime skin suit buffalo bob style

[Anonymous No.57052548]

>>57052535
I'll probably take calls on both of them. All in on SAVE at the moment. People might think I'm dumb for being short tech while long crypto, but the market is the market.

[Anonymous No.57052575]

>>57052548
Ah, got save as well but didn't really invest much money there... Like at all. I also think crypto is going to be the forefront of the bull this time.

[Anonymous No.57052586]

>>57052420
b..but i luv biboo, she's so cute.

[Anonymous No.57052595]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't buy MARA.

happening thread will be printed soon

[Anonymous No.57052597]

>>57052493
gross

[Anonymous No.57052610]

>>57052597
fuck off with your pleb kitsch shit

[Anonymous No.57052630]

>>57052610

[Anonymous No.57052631]

>>57052332
>took a shot
anon they're not done. You think Intel can't be a serious competitor in the GPU market? Of course I will never buy their Jewish GPUs, but most people don't care about that.

[Anonymous No.57052634]

>>57052595
W-what

[Anonymous No.57052649]

>>57052575
>I also think crypto is going to be the forefront of the bull this time.
Same. I didn't understand until very recently how BTC was valued as an asset. MSRT is a literal money printer when the rules change next year.

[Anonymous No.57052662]

>>57052649
How is it valued and how does that make MSRT a money printer?

[Anonymous No.57052663]

>>57052649
You're talking about calls, right? How high do you estimate it will jump to?

[Anonymous No.57052668]

>>57052631
>You think Intel can't be a serious competitor in the GPU market?
No, I don't.

[Anonymous No.57052669]

>>57052595
>Don't buy MARA

while i think long term MARA gonna go up 'cause btc obviously going up, i think we're due for a correction.

pretty pissed i missed the boat

[Anonymous No.57052674]

>>57052668
well you're pretty dumb then

[Anonymous No.57052685]

>>57052493
The beauty of anime is that it's not real. There is no delusion that is is real. You view, and then you move on with your day.
Vtumors are a cancer selling a fantasy to hopeless men. There is no story or intrigue, no philosophical social commentary, just a parasite pilfering profits from a parasocial relationship.

[Anonymous No.57052691]

>>57051363
I gave you my strat yesterday, were you too lazy to look into the bonds?

[Anonymous No.57052693]

>>57052662
https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2023/12/13/fasb-confirms-fair-value-approach-for-corporate-crypto-holdings
>>57052663
No idea, I'm buying leaps. It's going to moon.

[Anonymous No.57052697]

>>57052595
When is correction happening ?

[Anonymous No.57052698]

>>57052420
how do you open the filename for sound?

[Anonymous No.57052699]

>>57052674
Anon, nobody associates Intel with GPU. That's the problem. They'd have to shell out assloads of money to get streamers to shill their cards. Also, I'm old as hell and I know they're a shitter company through and though.

[Anonymous No.57052706]

>>57052539
>>57052685
Umm no sweaties, she's actually cute and funny

[Anonymous No.57052712]

>>57052693
I'm too retarded for leaps

[Anonymous No.57052737]

>>57052595
Is it because IREN is muscling in on them with a fuckton of hashpower?

[Anonymous No.57052741]

WEAK ASS BULLSHIT MARKET
BAGGIE'S CALLS ARE MELTING

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57052743]

>>57052706
and she got knocked up by a black guy

[Anonymous No.57052763]

Market setpoint Biden won't let QQQ go under 405 this week. Next week though what's the new setpoint.. 395?

[Anonymous No.57052781]

hate MANU so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.57052797]

>>57052781
I love MANU

[Anonymous No.57052801]

>AMZN

[Anonymous No.57052817]

>>57052634
>>57052669
>>57052697
>>57052737
Both bitcoin and nasdaq are in their local tops. nasdaq had local top just yesterday. what you see in mara is the etf approval pump. we may get double top on actual approval at best.

[Anonymous No.57052819]

Looking as if I was right earlier today, 0dtes seem to have lost "power" at the top of the range, so they're turning bearish.
https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1737882462393397273

[Anonymous No.57052823]

>>57052797
I must request that you cease this at once
thank you for you cooperation

[Anonymous No.57052827]

>>57052693
interesting, are you going to load up after you're out of SAVE?

>>57052801
kek

[Anonymous No.57052828]

>>57052491
anyone, pretty please?
there's also IE00BDBRDM35

[Anonymous No.57052843]

>>57052827
Yes, but likely going to focus on the VIX next, because if we just double topped that fucking thing is going to pay hugely.

[Anonymous No.57052844]

>>57052823
I'm going to make so much money off MANU when the Glazers finally sell.

[Anonymous No.57052860]

>>57052801
That is definitely a man... So fucking bogged

[Anonymous No.57052862]

>>57052828
Oh look, it's the please buy my government debts guy. Again.

[Anonymous No.57052871]

>>57052828
You're clearly young and don't know shit. 0-20% bonds, 80-100% broad market equity funds with low fees/expense ratios (so, Vanguard S&P 500 or whatever your poorfag country has).

[Anonymous No.57052877]

>>57052843
Fair enough. When are you gonna get out of SAVE?

[Anonymous No.57052879]

>>57052828
I'm a burger, but the vangaurd one looks good. I don't know jack about EU bonds but 2027 seems like a long time frame. The US yield curve is still super inverted so shorter durations yield higher gains. Make sure to leave a little money for some gambling.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57052890]

So when are they going to correct the market again? Surely this isn't the right price for everything.

[Anonymous No.57052908]

>>57052890
It is. We finished our work for the year. Everyone can go home now.

[Anonymous No.57052912]

https://x.com/DarioCpx/status/1737548023885181113
Another one here about 0dtes going bear

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57052914]

>>57052908
im not done yet

[Anonymous No.57052924]

>>57052491
>IE00B4L5Y983
this is MSCI world
>IE00BFMXXD54
this is SP500

both seem just fine. they reinvest dividends so you get compounding dividend growth and have to do nothing but hold forever. that's it.

the MSCI world one has a higher expense ratio, just that you know. we can debate endlessly about exposure to international stocks and if it has any benefits in the long run, but I'd overweight the SP500 one.

[Anonymous No.57052928]

>>57052914
>Mo_Green_you're_done.gif

[Anonymous No.57052929]

Just deposited a check with my phone
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
PUMP THE MARKETS NOW

[Anonymous No.57052932]

>>57052819
right about what ? that doing bearish trades pushes down the underlying ?
do you really need to pay for someone's app or look at twitter to know that if the underlying moves up then there are more bullish trades than bearish trades and if it goes down its reversed ?

[Anonymous No.57052936]

>>57052743
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.57052939]

>>57052929
Sorry, anon, your check won't post until next week when the end of year crab sets in.

[Anonymous No.57052943]

>>57052817
Uh... I thought it was gonna correct

[Anonymous No.57052944]

>>57052877
Next week. I fucked up a trade yesterday, so going to recover what I can with what I still have and move on.

[Anonymous No.57052945]

>>57052932
I posted earlier today without any reference to a Twitter post about how 0dtes are now switching bias to bobo

[Anonymous No.57052950]

>>57052939
I know
I'm just happy an old boomer like me can figure out my bank's phone app

[Anonymous No.57052964]

That's a lot of NOGOs on SPY

[Anonymous No.57052966]

>>57052932
Here's my earlier post. Now stfu
>>57049355

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57052972]

>>57052950
what does an old boomer like you think about broads these days shaving their snatches?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57052997]

>>57052964
when the gonogo says no go you actually just have to buy put options and make tons of money.

[Anonymous No.57053006]

>>57052966
are you stupid ? how can options ever run out of space ?
i'm asking you again, do you need to read twitter to see that there are more bearish trades when the underlying is going down ? you know that is how the market works right ?
price before the last hour, last 15 minutes or even last 1 minute is not important for 0dte, they care only if their shit is itm or not AT the close with everything before that can just give them a better or worse entry

[Anonymous No.57053009]

>>57051586
He's got a pet, a waifu, a car, a house... baggot has made it.

[Anonymous No.57053012]

>>57052912
dario is a retard though

[Anonymous No.57053013]

>>57052972
>Yet another kike fixated on genitalia
Why is this a thing? Kikes are literally obsessed with genitalia. Once you notice it you can't stop noticing it.

[Anonymous No.57053016]

>>57052972
I like a landing strip

[Anonymous No.57053019]

>>57052950
They don't really work. USB's app limits you to 1K worth of check deposits PER DAY on their app. And no, that's not "you get 1K today and the rest next week". That's just a straight limit on what you can stick in your account.

[Anonymous No.57053032]

>>57053016

[Anonymous No.57053035]

>>57053006
> how can options ever run out of space ?
>i'm asking you again, do you need to read twitter to see that there are more bearish trades when the underlying is going down ?
You questioned my logic and then answered with my reasoning you stupid fuck LMFAO

[Anonymous No.57053038]

>>57053019
Get a better bank. Mine limits me to $10k per day.
But I'm also a high-tier customer. I have my own personal (female) banker I can call whenever just to chat.

[Anonymous No.57053044]

>>57053016
>>57053032

[Anonymous No.57053045]

>>57052993
>>57052993

[Anonymous No.57053054]

EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

[Anonymous No.57053057]

>>57053035
i still dont understand in what world can options run out of space
do you think there is a maximum price for any of the indexes that dropped ? ever heard of infinite losses for going short ? do you understand what that means ?
i understand even less, idk how but here we are, how you are this stupid or if you are trying to make some jokes with your post

[Anonymous No.57053061]

>>57053013
I think about pussy all the time but kikes always think about dicks and fucking children. It's weird.

[Anonymous No.57053094]

>>57053057
>do you think there is a maximum price for any of the indexes that dropped ? ever heard of infinite losses for going short ?
That's not what I was implying you imbecile. You're constructing a very dumb strawman out of my post and then have the nerve to call me dumb.

[Anonymous No.57053099]

>>57053038
I've been telling my dad that for a while but he's too lazy. I suspect he doesn't remember what all is tied to that account. Despite not having a job to go to retirees sure are lazy.

[Anonymous No.57053133]

>>57052828
just buy msci world, just like every single human being on the planet

[Anonymous No.57053150]

>>57053133
it's over 70% US, and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.57053174]

>>57053150
i am from germany and never touched german stocks in my life. all into american stuff. once i bought british stuff. biggest mistake ever. took me almost 3 years to recover. fucking anglos!

[Anonymous No.57053257]

>>57052871
yes.
not THAT young tho, got me some cash, hence why i'm here

>>57052924
>>57053133
see pic
fuck spam filters, i had to rewrite this post like 8 times

[Anonymous No.57053316]

>>57053257
here is a tip, youngling. forget micro managing. this is no strategy game on the pc. you blink and 5-6 years are gone and suprise, suprise you doubled your money. just put 10-30% of your paycheck into it every month and enjoy the ride. if you get horny have a little bit money on the side to gamble in tech. (masturbate before you make a trade)

[Anonymous No.57053340]

>>57053316
oh yeah, that's the idea.
i'm lazy as shit, i don't want to micromanage. just not-all-eggs-in-a-single-basket kinda thing