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Bear anons??? You're overdue on your margin call.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams (these don't work anymore):
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Shorting Samuels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Previous
>>57039424

>> No.57041335
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57041335

BOBO PAY ME YOUR MARGIN CALL RIGHT NOW

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>> No.57041340
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>Links for Shorting Samuels
nice

>> No.57041342

We talk about anime only this thread. No stock market discussion allowed.
Made in Abyss is the greatest anime of all time and it's not even close.

>> No.57041349
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Best girl

>> No.57041350
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SAVE SAVE SAVE

>> No.57041353

>>57041334
sir what ticker??

>> No.57041359
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FUCK THIS G_DAMN BULL SHIT!!! MY SPY CALLS ARE GETTING FUCKING ASS RAPED!!!!!

>>57041342
FUCK YOU SEE PIC RELATED!!!

>> No.57041362

>>57041349
I WANT AN AQUA GF SO FUCKING BAD ITS NOT FAIR

>> No.57041364
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>she's not that hot
>her elbows are too pointy

I hate you faggots so much it's unreal.

Anyways I sold TMF calls for 12/22 $67 for 0.45 premium. Made 0.80 in premium the last two weeks and still have my shares. Gonna see how long I can keep this up before someone finally gambles correctly and wins them from me.

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>>57041342

>> No.57041374

Advice for all the NIGGERS hanging arround here. Just find a small white youtuber trader and copy his videos word for word. The algos hate whites and will love you if you're diverse. There is no easier way right now to get rich.

>> No.57041384
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>>57041362
VIOLATION!

>> No.57041385

>>57041359
Fuck you too. I thought you were a weeb like us, bitch. How were you playing a jrpg the other day and now you're anti-anime? Fucking idiot.

>> No.57041387

>>57041350
BASED
I fucked up my position this morning, fucking retarded move, sold when I was trying to buy.

>> No.57041390

>>57041325
COIN Chads rise up. $200 before EOY would be incredible

>> No.57041408
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Haven’t checked my account today. What am I in for frens?

>> No.57041414

If you're not selling call and puts to make money off these degenerate gamblers then you're no friend of mine

>> No.57041415
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I had burger for lunch

>> No.57041423

>>57041385
I play Magic The Gathering too, but that doesn't mean I'm going to watch the fucking movie, or run out and buy the stupid novels.

>> No.57041424

hate MANU so much its unreal

>> No.57041431

>>57041374
If I’m that that small time white youtuber couldn’t I just AI myself black?

>> No.57041437

>>57041423
>I play Magic The Gathering too
That's not the win you think it is, baggot

>> No.57041438
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FEAR IN ME IT HITS SO DEEP IT GET THE BEST OF ME YOU FEAR I FALL HERE IT COMES FACE TO FACE WITH ME FEAR HERE I STAND HOLD BACK SO NOONE CAN SEE ME HEAL THESE WOUNDS STEP DOWN STEP DOWN STEP DOOOOWN

>> No.57041441

>>57041431
this would probably still be considered blackface and get you banned

>> No.57041443

POL

>> No.57041458

>>57041431
Use it to make a vtuber model + voice then go over your video with it. Not a bad grift.

>> No.57041460

why the fuck is uvxy mooning? what do these creepy tightwads know

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>>57041367

>> No.57041465
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I hate 3d women

>> No.57041471
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>>57041364
She isn't hot. Neither objectively or subjectively (not a specific thing in her face that clicks for me)

Here have my jaw.

>> No.57041472

>>57041387
I wonder if the news will come afterhours. This spiking is weird

>> No.57041474

>>57041460
Joe Biden is probably letting the boys at Moody's know to sell their stocks because he's about to start some shit.

>> No.57041479

The markets predicting the curve inversion lasts until mid 2025. That will make this the longest period of an inverted yield curve in recorded fed history, what does this mean for the market?

>> No.57041489

>>57041474
it's gonna be yemen isn't it

>> No.57041491

>>57041479
The longer the inversion, the longer the recession.

>> No.57041501

>4 nogo signals on NVDA
>I sold everything for SPY calls that went from ITM to OTM.
I'm not going to make it boys. I hope Raggot makes it for me.

>> No.57041507

>>57041472
No idea, but it's been following a trend line for the last two weeks that I drew, it just keeps tacking up.

>> No.57041510

What will be buying with our SHEL dividends tomorrow?

>> No.57041513
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>>57041471
You are subjectively and objectively a major fag and should get your test levels checked

>Verification nor required

>> No.57041515

>>57041479
Did you learn nothing from March? We've entered the calvinball phase. They'll continue making rules up to never let anything bad happen until they've all cashed out and retired. Who am I kidding those people will never give up power, so until they die and their money magically gets inherited for 0 tax.

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oh magic chan digits, should I get drunk today?

>> No.57041522

>>57041350
I was eating lunch. I missed the retard pump. Oh well.
I think they've made it pretty clear that $16.5 strike is the next level to sell CCs against.

>> No.57041523

>>57041489
>going after houthis
>not cutting the head off the snake
It's going to be the Islamic Democracy of Iran

>> No.57041529

>>57041489
How come Yemen isn’t pronounced like semen?

>> No.57041534
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>baggie lost money on both nvda puts and spy calls in a single day

>> No.57041547

>>57041529
how come comb isn't pronounced like bomb, tomb or womb?

>> No.57041548

>>57041513
The problem is I had far better looking women. Sorry, bro. Her body is nice, butterface.

>> No.57041549

>>57041501
FUD all you want ((baggot)) never selling my NVDA shares under 2 trillion

>> No.57041554

>>57041474
war is bullish actually

>> No.57041559

>>57041515
The bank bailouts made complete sense though, they barely even blipped the one month unwind. That’s not Calvinball at all.

>> No.57041570

For some reason I love investing in beverage companies
>PEP
>CELH
>COCO
What are some other comfy beverage companies?

>> No.57041590

>>57041471
>>57041548
Agreed the black ho be ugly but I would definitely smash the white girl.

>> No.57041593
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>>57041534

>> No.57041605

>>57041559
Did you forget the Swiss had to break their own law to allow Credit Suisse to get bought by UBS? That legislation and BTFP was made out of thin air in a weekend. If that isn't Calvinball then what is? At this point I don't care how detatched things get; they can remain bad far longer than rational. That 20-21 pump broke me HARD.

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>>57041547
for this extremely dumb question I think you should kys

>> No.57041618

>>57041513
>repeatedly posting picture of some guy on a forum with no females on it
who's the fag

>> No.57041622

>>57041593
How much did you lose on the NVDA puts?

>> No.57041623
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>>57041590
>white girl
kek

>> No.57041641

>>57041615
BOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57041646
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HOLY FUCK THIS CRABBING
IS IT GONNA DO THIS THE REST OF THE WEEK AND NEXT WEEK TOO?!

>> No.57041653

>>57041605
Pfft, euro economy continues to suck balls going into 2024 tell me something new. I’m concerned about what US treasury inversion means for US banks, until 2025 is a long fucking time for long term lending to be depressed.

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>POL is a trending ticker
>market going red
This is it, billion of dollars will be lost

>> No.57041668

Give me one good reason why I should just buy MARA right now and sell after the inevitable 10% pump tomorrow?

>> No.57041672
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>>57041618
It's me anon. I'm the some.guu. You should go to the gym today. A fascist is going to the gym today.

>> No.57041673

>>57041623
>didn’t get the memo
That’s the new white my friend. Brave new world.

>> No.57041700

>>57041653
It doesn't matter because if something bad were to happen due to the tail end of the curve being messed up they'll just change the rules so it isn't messed up. They'll renew BTFP or make up some new swaps instrument that lets banks trade the bad bonds for good ones. It sounds like perma-doombull cope but since it keeps happening we might as well go full cattle marching to the slaughter mode.

>> No.57041704

>>57041622
roughly $850 per put based on his posts
on a side note my fade-baggie portfolio is killing it this week

>> No.57041710

>>57041622
It's not about the wins and losses, it's about the path taken and the stories acquired along the way.

>> No.57041721

>>57041700
Sure I agree with that, the fed put is impossible to break at this stage. But it makes sense, they’ve been doing it.

>> No.57041723

>>57041673
Fine by me. As you can see I'm not particularly white. But I also don't care about it. It's just that /pol is constantly sperging about it and there is never a day where there isn't a debate about what is white and who is white, lol.
I love these threads

>> No.57041729
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>>57041704
fuck you and your fake news too

>> No.57041735

What happened to that one anon that kept shilling WING shorts at $150?
Shits at $250 now.

>> No.57041736
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>>57041710
“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.”

>> No.57041746

>>57041736
i like the broads with the narrow gate

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>>57041735
Lmao I forgot all about WING. Imagine shorting fried chicken in America.

>> No.57041756

>>57041729
Is this why you were asking yesterday about what to buy with $700?
Oh well, I guess I should be happy a fellow NVDA bobo didn't get rekt.

>> No.57041761

>>57041364
I was expecting the homeless guy to rape her

>> No.57041763

Why is it dropping

>> No.57041764
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57041767
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LINE GO DOWN

>> No.57041768

>>57041736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
wide is the road indeed.

>> No.57041771

>>57041763
>Elon musk basterd ser why are coins dropping my basterd

>> No.57041776
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It's over (next year)

>> No.57041777
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What the fuc kwas that???????????????

>> No.57041783
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>>57041756
actually it was 4 hours ago

>> No.57041795

>>57041736
i am not a rich man, i can enter through the eye

>> No.57041799
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AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

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>>57041776
>Checks calendar
WTF that's literally 2 weeks from now?????

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The price action on NEP is extremely Jewish. Sorry NEP anon I am out. It's like an insider dumps shares every time it touches $31. I don't like this play anymore. I made a few pennies on my calls goodluck.

>> No.57041803

WHY IS LINE GOING DOWN

>> No.57041806

>>57041783
Just buy NVDS next time.

>> No.57041807
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
PLEASE GO BACK TO CRABBING
WHAT THE SHIT

>> No.57041810
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>>57041803
See
>>57041438

>> No.57041815

>>57041729
you said you bought 500p on 12/15
price ranged from 14-15 on that day
you said you sold everything and bought 0DTE SPY calls
when you said that the NVDA puts were at 6.5-7
i hope it opens above 500 tomorrow

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it's our time now

>> No.57041826
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>> No.57041829
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>>57041803
>what is the top

>> No.57041831
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>>57041817
Spare Cigna and you can take out as many shitcos as you like

>> No.57041834

Looks like your boy The Baggler achieved his goal and can buy his gookfu those shiny rocks she wanted, and after his gookfu gets her shiny rocks The Baggler's gonna get his rocks off.

>> No.57041839

HALT IT POWELLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.57041840
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I'm glad I'm safe in 300% Treasury Bonds

Ticker: TMF

>> No.57041842
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>AMZN stock over $153

Is it just me or will this entire market just dump like 50% next year? This all feels too good to be true...

>> No.57041848

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT, I JUST BOUGHT

>> No.57041853

>>57041815
yeah but the orders never filled and it turns out i made money.

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>>57041834
>making love to a bug
degenerate even for a member of the tribe

>> No.57041858

What the hell am I looking at?

>> No.57041862
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RED ALERT
>RED ALERT
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
BEAR MARKET IS HERE
SELL EVERYTHING
I REPEAT, SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.57041864

I sold and went short. fuck this i am not going to be a hooked mumutard

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>>57041858

>> No.57041871

>>57041842
if you think that the Democrats will pull another shock so that they can come out of it saying that they are growing the economy, like they say they grew jobs after covid. something along those lines.
sure, why shouldn't you expect some sort of shenanigans?

>> No.57041878

Good thing we dump now below the liquidation point of several positions after I was liquidated

>> No.57041887

Guess that's it then. Santa didn't come this year. Back to 4400 we go..

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Is civil war priced in?

>> No.57041890

>>57039457
any update?

>> No.57041891

HALT IT
HALT THE TRADING

>> No.57041893

It is so beyond over

>> No.57041899

bobos...its time
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1703101716027270.webm

>> No.57041900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Pa6i-EKmk

>> No.57041901
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NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA

>> No.57041904
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Would be funny if the whole rally from october is erased

>> No.57041905
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>>57041858
Double top

>> No.57041906
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>CNBC Magnificent 7

>> No.57041907

>>57041800
Eh its probably just some algo. Support is building around this price range. I think it'll be fine. Most of the dumps are just low volume.

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>>57041856
>5'8" is tall

Guys I fucking love going to Asia. I'm gonna use my TMF gains to creampie more Asian girls next year.

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>this move

>> No.57041923
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YOU

>> No.57041927

>>57041915
gookfu is 5' 9", she's like a giantess among asian women.

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Just setting up for power hour...

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>>57041923
YOU PUSH IT

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...uuUUCKIIIIING SHIIiii...

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EXCUSE ME JEROME
I'D JUST LIKE TO ASK AN URGENT QUESTION
COULD YOU EXPLAIN
JEROME?!
JEROME!?

>> No.57041949

>gains from the past three days already erased
AAAAAAHHHH

>> No.57041952

>UVXY
THE END IS NEAR
JOE BIDEN IS PLANNING SOMETHING

>> No.57041953

I told you yesterday I bought TQQQ. You all had plenty of time to exit.

>> No.57041954

$NVDA is currently under 6 I repeat SIX! nogo signals.

>> No.57041956

SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

ITS OVER

>> No.57041957
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>>57041856
at what age do asian women start to look old?

>> No.57041960
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>>57041465
I hate 3D women, zebras, dolphins and especially unicorns, I wish $CORN would take care of the last one, I'd go cut out their kidneys myself

>> No.57041966
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57041966

Holy moly that just wiped up a bunch of stop losses

>> No.57041967

lol unironically what the fuck is going on

>> No.57041970
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57041970

I LOST EVERYTHING

>> No.57041971
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57041971

>> No.57041976
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57041976

>my spy calls just barely turned red
nice try bobo

>> No.57041977
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57041977

Our champion needs backup in his fight against the Bogs. Who shall we send?

>> No.57041980

AAAAAAAAAAAA WTF IS HAPPENINGGGGGGG

>> No.57041979

>>57041967
Xi is going to war with taiwan

>> No.57041988
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>>57041943
Jerome told you to buy TLT/TMF and instead you faggots bought crypto miners and QQQ

>> No.57041989
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57041989

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57041990

OH GOD

>> No.57041991

house of cards. only a complete retard is going long at these prices.

>> No.57041994

>>57041980
Shoe shine boys' sisters bought in.

>> No.57042001
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57042001

>White house finalizes credit card late fee bill
Its nothing

>> No.57042003

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>> No.57042004

BOOMERS ARE LOSING THEIR PENSIONS
AND YOURE LAUGHING

>> No.57042005

>>57041991
No one was supposed to sell anything until January. We were supposed to delay realized gains and tax bills until 2024.
Someone fucked up.

>> No.57042008
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57042008

>I sold Monday night
I was beginning to worry. Still a little worried, but starting to feel betters.
Cheers lads.

>> No.57042013

>>57041904
Why stop there?

>> No.57042015

ok what the fuck is happening
we are literally dumping on no news

>> No.57042018

>>57041523
>not cutting the head off the snake
Of course they won't, there'll be no justification for future intervention in the Middle East if they did.

>> No.57042019

I bought today, that is why we are dumping btw

>> No.57042021
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57042021

FUCKING RIOT IS BEING A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

>> No.57042020
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57042020

feels good being a divifag and not caring about the price

>> No.57042023

CIVIL WAR
CIVIL WAR
CIVIL WAR

>> No.57042024

>nasdaq up 50% this year
>cools off after literally going up for an entire month
>everybody loses their shit

fuck off

>> No.57042033

>>57042024
It's fine for things to cool off but not if literally everything dumps in unison with no fucking information

>> No.57042035
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57042035

Volmageddon 2.0. 0dte now represents 400x the notional value it did in 2018 now btw
No biggie.
We just need to cool off until the next rally. My investments are with great companies they’ll come back

>> No.57042036

That right there was the most Jewish moment of the year for stocks.

>> No.57042042
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>>57042024
STFU faggot

>> No.57042046
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57042046

>>57042036
Which is saying a lot for the current year.

>> No.57042047

RISK HAPPENS FAST

>> No.57042048
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57042048

I will never financially recover from this...

>> No.57042053
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57042053

>>57042024
shhh
were having fun.

>> No.57042055
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57042055

>>57042036

>> No.57042057

don't worry fellers. i just checked the 12M charts and we're fine!

>> No.57042059

>>57041889
Lincoln wasn't on the ballot either in 1860 so you tell me

>> No.57042060

Yeah something is coming and they know it, brace yourself is probably another war.

>> No.57042063
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57042063

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qlCC1GOwFw

>> No.57042064

pretty interesting how everything just dumped in unison

its almost as if the entire stock market is fake and gay

>> No.57042066
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57042066

How low is $NVDA going to go? I think it'll hit $450 by Friday because this post is dubz.

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>>57042055
Actually, I think 3:45 might be even more Jewish.

>> No.57042075

>>57042060
They are just taking profits from goys that bought the top and are told to never sell. Many such cases.

>> No.57042076

>>57042024
I'm a bobo and I agree with this. It needs to play out more. Also this general is full of estrogen from the tranny injections so they get emotional and screechy at any little bit of red.

>> No.57042079

>bond market did not move
>bloomberg hosts have no idea what is going on
based

>> No.57042084

im holding, you guys are pussies

>> No.57042085

this is insane how fast things go down. It really shows this shit market is based on absolutely no fundamentals

>> No.57042086
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57042086

I LOST MONEY FOR A LAST FUCKIN SCAM PUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.57042090
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57042090

Did the slurpers get their tongues harvested? WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!

>> No.57042095

>>57042064
healthy dump. no reason to panic. uvxy is up a mere 3%. if there was a real issue it would be up 20%

>> No.57042097

>>57042066
Baggot, not bad kike. Very not bad my little nig.

>> No.57042101
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57042101

Well I did just sell all my NEP.
That anon was right earlier. This is fucking insane. The Market is too schizo so even a stock this undervalued will get taken down.

FUCKING JEWISH MOMENT OF THE YEAR

>> No.57042105

>>57042024
That's how euphoric pumps work, everybody's euphoric until a big red candle scares them and then some remember to take profit and some remember to panic.

>> No.57042106

I panicsold
Gonna buy some comfy stocks tomorrow at a discount, heh

>> No.57042107

Civil War memes ig

Biden said Trump won't be president

>> No.57042108
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57042108

I'VE LONGED THE TOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57042113
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>>57042101
I actually just punched a wall so hard my knuckles are bleeding. This was going to be such easy money but somebody just HAD TO FUCK UP the credit markets with this credit card forgiveness shit.

THANK YOU BIDEN YOU FUCKING ASS NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

>> No.57042116

>>57042095
uh anon uvxy is a out to be up 10%

>> No.57042117
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57042117

>day 14 of telling you to buy TMF every day
>My 100% TMF portfolio is up another 2.5%
> You never listen

>> No.57042119

y dump

>> No.57042120

Completely fucking ridiculous, literally no news for over an hour of every sector dumping in unison

>> No.57042128

I'm dreaming of a red Christmas.

>> No.57042129

Turns out civil war is bad for stocks lol.

>> No.57042130

>>57042107
Civil Wars are bullish, remember the Spanish Civil war?

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>>57042120
I hadn't heard this litany in a long time

>> No.57042140

Why is the stock market behaving like a shitcoin right now?

>> No.57042148

>>57042129
>>57042107
Why the fuck are you faggots going on about "civil war"?

>> No.57042149

>>57042120
Means they haven't finished yet.

>> No.57042152
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57042152

>>57042117
I just switched to all in TLT. I know you'll probably whoop my ass in gains but I'm at a stage where I need to protect wealth while growing it.

>> No.57042155

>GOOG still up
lmao

>> No.57042156
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57042156

Alright, this is nice. Have 1 yike from me, mumoids. Spend it well.

>> No.57042159

>>57042140
Califorina and Pennsylvania are working to get donny off the ballot now too

>> No.57042167

>>57042113
I thought utilities would be a safe haven

>> No.57042174
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57042174

every sector has been pumping in unison (ON NO NEWS) for several days already

now should you short here? meh. i'm a little underwhelmed by the volume on this move. we'll see.

>> No.57042179
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57042179

Not gonna lie that was a spicy prank.

>> No.57042181

>>57042120
>He said the words

>> No.57042182

>>57042148
All the blue states are blocking Trump from their ballots. All the red states are blocking Biden from their ballots. There will be no election in 2024.

>> No.57042185

>>57042117
SHE IS NOT HOT

>> No.57042194

This all seems very semitic haha

>> No.57042195

Me, a dividend growth investor, happy when the market goes up, hapoy when the market goes down. Next contribution is on Tuesday so I wouldn’t mind if we bleed for the next couple of days

>> No.57042196

>>57042167
Nothing that is happening right now will affect the performance of the company if that's what you mean, or any utility company.
Apparently that doesn't matter to the market though. I'm out, this level of volatility was disgusting.
If we can drop this much on almost no news then anything is possible.

>> No.57042197

>>57042182
We really should start looking into charging Joseph R. Biden with treason.

>> No.57042202
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57042202

SPY gap between close on 15th and open on 18th got filled lads
do we dump more or recover

>> No.57042204
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HERE COMES THE SLURP

>> No.57042212
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57042212

>>57042159
Betting odds still have him at 40%

>> No.57042213

Slurper status: deployed. Expecting -.23% EOD worst case.

>> No.57042214
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57042214

I see a green shoot...
It's trying to come back...

>> No.57042215

>>57042182
Source on this bullshit.

>> No.57042218

>>57042155
Thnx for pointing that out anon. I just got some goog.puts lol

>> No.57042222

>>57042196
>this level of volatility
>checks vix

>> No.57042225

>>57042182
Who gives a fuck? Why does anyone care about this faggot ass shit. Its been years of this.

>muh trump
>muh biden

So sick of you npc niggers STFU

>> No.57042226

POWER CLOWN HOUR
FULL RETRACEMENT TO SPY $474

>> No.57042231

>>57042212
But isn't it one or the other? Why doesn't it add up to 100%?

>> No.57042233
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57042233

We are healing. Slurpers win

>> No.57042235

>>57042215
EU here. Some state tries to block trump. Was it Colorado? Because of the 6th january thing. So he isn't allowed to be voted as president in that state.

>> No.57042238

>>57042174
Things have been pumping for the last couple weeks because faggot bears bought Big Money's puts for three and a half months prior to that, and Big Money decided to fuck their little bottoms.

>> No.57042240

>>57042215
Turn on the news you fucking retard

>> No.57042244

>>57042233
Correct, the market is healing from mumu faggotry kek

>> No.57042246

>>57042215
BUDDY, look at search engine computer.

>>57042225
>states on the brink of fighting each other
>lol who cares lmao ecksdee

>> No.57042247

AMD CRASHING HARD
MAY DAY MAY DAY
WE ARE GOING DOWN

>> No.57042249

Quick what do I slurp????

>> No.57042252

>>57042249
LCI

>> No.57042255
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57042255

>spy hourly candle turned green
put them up bobo

>> No.57042262

>>57042249
Nothing, it's just the warning shot, the one that shakes up sentiment a bit but that leaves most of it thinking "maybe it will go back up" while the rest things "maybe it will go back up so I can take profit as I should have before this happened".

It's over.

>> No.57042266

>>57042235
It's actually just typical headline news bullshit where the [exceptionally liberal] Colorado supreme court elected to block Trump from the ballot based on 14th amendment reasons having to do with "insurrection", but then they stayed their own motion until January 4th in the expectation that Trump will appeal it and it will go to the US supreme court which is much more likely to toss it out before the election.

>> No.57042268

>>57042215
colorado removed trump from the ballot

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57042269

>>57042249

>> No.57042272

>>57042249
this dick

>> No.57042273

The TMF is going parabolic

>> No.57042275

>>57042249
don't. this much volatility is fucking bad. just short or stay in cash.

>> No.57042276

What the FUCK was that dump

>> No.57042277

>>57042269
what

>> No.57042283
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57042283

>>57042235
>>57042240
>>57042246
Kek I don't give a fuck enough to look it up or google it cuss a country boy can survive. This isn't worth a damn to me either way.

>> No.57042286

>>57042266
California, Pennsylvania, and Michigan are doing it too on the democrat side. This is rapidly escalating and will lead to civil war in the first half of next year.

>> No.57042287

>>57041226

Called it, now sqqq 14p 12/22 if you want free money

>> No.57042290

>>57042277
I'm pretty sure this is where that "all the things!" meme comes from.

>> No.57042303

ok bros what are you theories on this totaly real sell
big bobos positioning for 2024 ?
big mumus taking profits ?
astrology niggers and their bots filling the gap between the 15th and 18th ?

>> No.57042310

>>57042286
wait they're already doing it? damn

>> No.57042313

>>57042303
Zuck the cuck is still selling. Maybe all the other big % holders are gearing up for something.

>> No.57042316

>>57042283
Don't care

>> No.57042320

>>57042303
it's literally nothing. you won't even remember it tomorrow

>> No.57042322

>S&P500 about to pass ATH from almost exactly 2 years ago
>immediately dumps 1%
kek

>> No.57042323

>>57042286
>California, Pennsylvania, and Michigan
these are ballot stuffing states as well

>> No.57042325
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57042325

Fuck I should have bought UVXY.

>> No.57042332

Does ANYONE know what caused that? Was it an algorithm error? Almost everything in my portfolio dropped at the same instant, some of it at a huge loss

>> No.57042333

>>57042283
You best start believing in civil wars. You're in one.

>> No.57042338
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57042338

>>57042332
Unironically a market vibe check.

>> No.57042342

>>57042332
Crackers did it

>> No.57042344

>>57042333
stfu glownigger

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57042345

>>57042333

>> No.57042350

>>57042332
Someone wanted to trigger stop losses.

>> No.57042359

This board has the most boomer perspectives on politics of all the boards I frequent.

>> No.57042360

My Google puts are mooning. Let's goooo

>> No.57042361

Should we be buying $NVDA? Isn't AI going to be really important to both sides in the up coming civil war?

>> No.57042362

I am officially spooked. In a healthy market there is zero chance something that dramatic can happen off no news.
I am not a TLT man.

>> No.57042364

>>57042344
>>57042345
Cope. Civil war will lead to a market crash like nothing you've seen before. You were warned.

>> No.57042367

>>57042303
Trading algos just getting triggered. Stop over reacting.

>> No.57042372

>>57042362
I meant I am a TLT man.

>> No.57042376

>>57041513
No one can stop the based /smg/ mogger.

>> No.57042378

>>57042359
We aren't liberal at all.

>> No.57042382

Just used this nice drop yo reposition my stocks

Very nice, thank you algos

>> No.57042384

>>57042364
Gold would be spiking then, no?

>> No.57042387

>>57042364
my brother in christ, things are better than they've ever been. slurp this shit up

>> No.57042391
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57042391

>us 10 year yields keep going down
this selling is fake news

>> No.57042392

>>57042378
>place is full of faggots
>not liberal at all
lol, are you new here or something?

>> No.57042393
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57042393

>>57042364
The whole thing is it isn't a civil war you dip shit if all it is a fall out from the states. If anything it's just going to be a collapse of the federal government as states just nope the fuck out.

>> No.57042395
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57042395

WTFWT

>> No.57042396

Suck on that, gestapo cocksuckers. I hope you buy the dip too.

>> No.57042398

>>57042382
>He thinks the dip has happened

Lmao

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57042400

>>57041657
how the fuck does this stock gain so much and why was no one talking about it in yesterday's /smg/?

>> No.57042402

>>57042391
>nigga doesn't understand the deflation bond sucky sucky

>> No.57042403

>>57042372
>I am a TLT man
holy based. I was a moron and bought both TLT and TLTW. I'm never buying call write ETFs again, what a waste. Fortunately the majority was in TLT

>> No.57042405

>>57042398
>He doesn't understand what repositioning means
Ok brainlet

>> No.57042419
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57042419

>a safe and conservative portfolio of TMF and Google puts

>> No.57042422
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57042422

>>57042384
Hard to say if demand for gold will outweigh the secular market crash.

>>57042387
>t. pic related

>>57042393
That's the definition of civil war.

>> No.57042423

>>57042359
And which boards would those be, /biz/ /lgbt/ and /po/?

>> No.57042425
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>>57041668
MARA is going to teleport to $40 when BTC hits $45,0000.

>> No.57042438

>slurp the dip at 470.5
>469 in less than 90 seconds
Sick. You've all been warned, I'm always wrong. Gtfo now

>> No.57042440

~you're losing a lot of money right now aren't you~
~hurrr show positions~

Fucking faggots. Fuck you. I hope you go bankrupt, every single fucking one of you.

>> No.57042442

>>57042422
I think we should just stop doing business with the liberal shit hole states, and we should empty our prisons to their shit hole cities.

>> No.57042447

>>57041325
That’s a nice rally you have there anon… Would be a shame if something happened to it.

>> No.57042452

>goog still not participating in this drop

>> No.57042459
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Welp lads, it's over, I have exited MRK and BAX and left with a 43% return, $477 to $685.
I will see you all in a month or two for when I do my next play: shorting a risky biotech stock. Cya bros

>> No.57042463

>>57042120
Trump is banned from the Colorado ballot that's fucking HUGE news
we have civil war on the horizon and banana republic, no wonder people are selling

>> No.57042468

>>57042266
Mickey Mouse bs. Remember when America used to be cool? Now you've got a literal mixed race tranny state absolutely swarming with dual citizens. Sad.

>> No.57042471

I hope your wives leave you too.

>> No.57042474

>>57042463
Listen here Jack, anybody who thinks what Colorado is doing is illegal is part of the insurrection, and will hang for their treason!

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Well F in the chat for NEP.
Maybe we'll revisit this gem one day but holy fuck.

>> No.57042476

holy shit bros

>> No.57042484

>>57042471
my waifu would never leave me

>> No.57042485

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.57042489

I don't like when the line is red!

>> No.57042490

>>57042468
In all likelihood the Supreme Court will just silently choose not to hear the case.

>> No.57042491

>>57042393
>as states just nope the fuck out.
Secession of states isn't recognized by the Federal government and is the definition os civil war.

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you must not buy the dip!

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how did i do today?

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Could’ve turned $120 into $8500 if I waited an hour but at least I made $20

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>start investing they said
ah yes thanks for my ebin gains of ALMOST NOTHING

>> No.57042501

>>57042442
I think it's time to gas the jews

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The real santa rally starts now

>> No.57042504

Go ahead you smug fucking bullying faggots. Show positions!

>> No.57042505

>there are retards in this thread buying TLT believing bond yields will go down with a fucking civil war on the horizon.
lmao hahahahahahaha!!!!! Nobody is going to lend us money if we're in a civil war, bond yields are going to double fucking digits.

>> No.57042506

>>57042474
regardless it's spooking investors. like wtf america allow people to have democracy and vote for their favourite politician

>> No.57042508

>>57042212
they have to pretend the polls aren't rigged

>> No.57042511

100k cash gang reporting in for the crash!

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uooooo hah cutlas fury!

>> No.57042521

>>57042497
Polished.com investor?
or did you just short

>> No.57042523

I liquidated all of my U.S. stocks this morning, by the way. If you're one of the inside trading pig shitheads who squats on this board just to grief everyone, be sure to compare my situation with your situation right now.

You're losing a lot of money right now aren't you, glowfaggots? Seriously: Post positions. Let's see all of your genius glowfaggot trades.

>> No.57042524

update. Slurped some mara @ 22.28

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>>57042359

>> No.57042530

>>57042526
>>57042526
>>57042526
>>57042526

>> No.57042534

>>57042490
Uhh no
Colorado even put a stay on the ruling explicitly so that Trump could appeal to SCOTUS

>> No.57042537

>>57042511
BILchads will inherit the earth

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>>57042521
starbucks shorts

>> No.57042545

Where's that one little edgy piece of shit? He *definitely* needs to post his stupid positions, but then I notice he reliably scurries away like the useless pussy he is whenever it's time to face what a hypocritical little faggot dipshit he is. Do tell him I said hi, though.

>> No.57042562

>>57042534
Colorado should be forced out of the union.

>> No.57042574

>>57042540
good for you anon.

>> No.57042602

>>57042490
It's still crazy how supposed adults in an actual court can actually do this. Seems insane to an outsider. Tds is big in my country too though tbf. And then there was the brexit shenanigans. It's all so tiring.

>> No.57042792

>>57042003
Based buddy poster