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How can I profit from my crippling depression?

>> No.57039710

>>57039703
work in something that's dangerous and pays well.

>> No.57040159
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>>57039710
This, honestly this. It helped me because constantly having an adrenaline high makes the depression not as bad. It’s not gone, but it’s like you forget about it for a moment and briefly want to live.

>> No.57040491

>>57039710
>>57040159
Any suggestions on actual jobs that fit this?

>> No.57041762
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57041762

>not going to work cuz depression
>not going to the gym cuz depression
>not going to fuck some bitches cuz depression
>not going to make friends cuz depression
I so fucking feel you, I only hold SPX because it's easy to pretend that I'm in 2008 and things were better with my old pc

>> No.57041787

>>57040491
Oil Rig Masseuse
Sewage Block Hammerer

>> No.57042279

>>57039703
Use that crippling depression to learn how to give proper head and footjobs, take care of your feet and have em always clean and pretty, offer your services as a "masseur" and get them to pay you well, then ask them if you can record while you "massage" them and they "finish" in your face, and then sell those videos on X, Beoble and all over Reddit if you want

>> No.57042370

>>57042279
every day the end of the world stops being seen as a threat and becomes a hope. how fucking disgusting.

>> No.57042383

>>57039703
sells videos in which you mutilate your fingers or slit your veins

>> No.57042399

>>57041762
excuses of a poor cuck who does not know how to fix his life. and if he knows how to do it and does not do it, apart from cuck he is a fucking coward.

>> No.57042412

>>57039703
turn your depression into anger, anger is an excellent fuel to change behavior.

>> No.57042416

Lotta good advice in this thread. My idea? Write the next great American novel while drinking yourself to death.

>> No.57042427

>>57040491
drug delivery man, contract killer, pharmaceutical test subject

>> No.57042480

>>57042279
I need some ritual or something to be able to forget that I read this.

>> No.57042488
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>>57042279
please dont upload weird shit to beoble, thanks. i get my copytrade ideas from there. thanks.

>> No.57042503

>>57041762
>>not going to make friends cuz depression
make friends who also have depression so you can get high and be unhappy together

>> No.57042507
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57042507

play videogames bro. it'll reinvigorate some life into your situation i think.

>> No.57042510

>>57039710
to become a stuntman like brad pitt in the tarantino film

>> No.57042512

>>57042488
Checked. Can't really upload porn over there considering it's closed beta and invite only lol. You'd just get banned immediately.

>> No.57042519

>>57042488
>getting copytrade ideas from nftbros
haha good one anon. that's a joke right?

>> No.57042525
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>>57039703
Stop being a lil bitch and hire a whore willing to give you a good ol' rimjob. You'll stop being depressed immediately.

>> No.57042533

>>57039710
Based. Do dangerous stuff in general OP. Go jump with a parachute and shit. That kinda stuff gives you strong emotions no matter how depressed you may be.

>> No.57042571

>>57039703
become a chess streamer and commit live suicide

>> No.57042732

>>57040491
Underwater welder. Pay really isn’t that great and I would get a WFH fuck off job to supplement income, but I can assure you you’re depression will be gone.

>> No.57042758
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>>57042279
this works, can confirm.

>> No.57042948

>>57040491
only fans

>> No.57042966

>>57041762
what a cuck fucking mentality, if you choose to be a cuck then you will be, if the depression term didnt exist, no one would have it, this is just a cope to be fucking lazy

>> No.57042988

>>57042279
jesusfuckingchrsist 4chan died bc it flooded with tranny dickless little bitches

>> No.57042990

>>57042988
WHERE ARE THEY I WANT THEM

>> No.57042997

>>57039703
take amphetamines daily and day trade crypto

Break into a synagogue, rob them then shart in the middle of the floor (amphetamines help with the last part)

>> No.57043010
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>>57042416
wattpad boy love novels sell very good, people underestimate the titanic power teenage girls have in the world

>> No.57043016

>>57042370
REAL

>> No.57043944

>>57039703
Realize you are the only one at fault for your life being such that you are depressed. Develop this realization into a deep sense of self hatred. Feel anger and rage towards yourself. Use this to hate-lift and become ripped.