/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57030328]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Dollar General Daniels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Previous
>>57028689

[Anonymous No.57030339]

SAVE SAVE SAVE

[Anonymous No.57030342]

Short Canada.

[Anonymous No.57030344]

i hate niggers and bobos and so does the market

[Anonymous No.57030345]

NEP bros we are so back

[Anonymous No.57030348]

>>57030339
Should I buy calls or shares? Worried about losing everything on calls but the return potential is tempting

[Anonymous No.57030349]

hate MAU so much its unreal

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57030350]

All I want for Christmas is a rally in the value of the USD. Like I wanna see a run on Dollars, everybody all around the world trying to get their hands on dollars with everything they have.

[Anonymous No.57030352]

S&P 500 will touch 9000 in 2024 and settle around 8000. Screencap this

[Anonymous No.57030354]

How does /smg/ threads getting deleted affect the market?

[Anonymous No.57030355]

Even oil just pumped 13:37 EST as the stock market, same movement, wtf?

[Anonymous No.57030361]

>>57030187

Since the theme of the day is schizophrenia I want to remind everyone a satanic cult really does rule the world. Everyone has to pay a price or make a sacrifice. Charlie Munger paid with his eye and his firstborn child. Lots of celebrities sacrifice their children/lineage by making their son be gay or trans

>Verification nor required

[Anonymous No.57030366]

just hit 300k

[Anonymous No.57030367]

>>57030342
Meanwhile in muttland

[Anonymous No.57030373]

>>57030348
Calls. If deal fails its going to overshoot the downside anyway.

[Anonymous No.57030376]

>>57030348
Whatever you're comfortable with risking, risk it.

[Anonymous No.57030377]

PFE knife catchers cleaning up sheeeit

[Anonymous No.57030386]

Who the fuck buys all the time? And why the fuck is it even dumping? it's all fakeselling

[Anonymous No.57030387]

>>57030352
the forecast from big banks and not anon who forgot his pills again - https://www.morningstar.com/news/marketwatch/20231211252/what-2024-sp-500-forecasts-really-say-about-the-stock-market

[Anonymous No.57030395]

>>57030366
congrats

[Anonymous No.57030397]

Who else in TSLY? Those 5% a month divvies are hella comfy. My underlying is also up 4% since i bought

[Anonymous No.57030405]

>>57030348
you don't have to go all-in on calls

[Anonymous No.57030410]

>>57030345
Fuck my car crash went all back in do or die niggas

[Anonymous No.57030416]

>>57030410
Based.

[Anonymous No.57030418]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.57030420]

>>57030352
not it won't. I'm afraid we'll have to wait for years for that

[Anonymous No.57030424]

>>57030397
covered calls underperform underlying in the long run in every scenario
you're buying the equivalent of a mutual fund that sells 5% of its stocks every year pretending it's a dividend

[Anonymous No.57030426]

>>57030328
Wall Street? More like Ball Street. Am I right?

[Anonymous No.57030432]

I'TS THE FINAL PUMPUP

[Anonymous No.57030434]

>>57030424
Youre fucking retarded kys

[Anonymous No.57030438]

>>57030366
Keep it up fren

[Anonymous No.57030443]

Just boughted some TQQQ so you know we're going to correct 2+% now

[Anonymous No.57030456]

>>57030434
no argument, just an emotional outlash
I think you are the stupid one

[Anonymous No.57030459]

>>57030434
AND you pay them 1% of your gains for the privilege of underperforming

[Anonymous No.57030463]

>>57030424
Nothing wrong with opportunistically selling some covered calls. It's the passive CC strategies that are dogshit.

[Anonymous No.57030475]

>>57030463
yes you can short vol via CC when volatility is high, that idiot is buying a mechanical fund that collects a fee to sell at-the-money calls 365 days a year

[Anonymous No.57030477]

Buy SAVE, the judge is a rational person who will let the merger go through.

[Anonymous No.57030478]

a blind monkey could make money in this market

at this point if your not earning 30%+ a year you should probably get your head checked

[Anonymous No.57030483]

>triple drive bear div on the quarterly
I'll buy your NVDA stock when it's 100 bucks.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57030488]

>>57030424
You're displaying severe mental deficiencies and should remove yourself from the breeding population.

[Anonymous No.57030489]

>>57030434
no he's correct kek

[Anonymous No.57030503]

>>57030489
Im still making 75%+ a year. Seethe chud

[Anonymous No.57030506]

>>57030342
Canada always does weird shit with their food...
MILK IN BAGS?!
Wtf...
Definitely short every Canadian company

[Anonymous No.57030510]

>Summary. Currency value is determined by aggregate supply and demand. Supply and demand are influenced by a number of factors, including interest rates, inflation, capital flow, and money supply.

That being said, can someone explain me what specifically makes it the case that 1 USD is worth around 140 JPY?

[Anonymous No.57030513]

>>57030503
yeah 75%+ on 1k

[Anonymous No.57030514]

>>57030356
He asked where he could throw $100 do "fuck around with". That implies a high risk tolerance. Canoo is currently a shit company, but they've only just begun production. I doubt that they're going to stay a company by 2026, but chances are they get bought out by any other major manufacturer looking to take a US-based EV manufacturing plant.

[Anonymous No.57030515]

>>57030503
>Im still making 75%
prove it

[Anonymous No.57030524]

>>57030397
This is how TSLY underperforms relative to TSLA even when >muh dividends are taken into account. You and all TSLYfags are retarded, it's even worse than LETFfags, at least they have a chance to outperform.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57030532]

Is oil going to go up another 3.5% tomorrow? I need to buy Gookfu something nice from the shiny rock store and I need to come up with the cash some how.

[Anonymous No.57030544]

>>57030524
Dont care still making 75% a year. Cope

[Anonymous No.57030550]

Decided to watch the barbie movie. How much realistically would I have to make on the stock market to get Margot Robbie to take a runny shit in my mouth and face?

[Anonymous No.57030552]

>>57030532
I thought you were a millionaire...

[Anonymous No.57030556]

>>57030355
Risk on, bay bee

[Anonymous No.57030565]

>>57030550
Shes 3dpd, faggot. She's worth dogshit, she hit the wall 3 years ago.

[Anonymous No.57030569]

>>57030506
>Ketchup flavored potato chips

Canadians are weird as fuck for sure

[Anonymous No.57030579]

>>57030544
TSLY is down -30% for the past year
Meanwhile, TSLA is up 70% during that time
Have your dividends made up for the difference?

[Anonymous No.57030589]

>>57030510
It's all made up anyway. The whole thing.

[Anonymous No.57030594]

>>57030475
I agree that anon is an absolute faggot, but it's important to clarify that covered call ETFs are the problem. Not covered calls themselves - which are functionally equivalent to selling puts. Put selling can be a reasonable strategy, as can shorting vol in general.
A big part of the problem of those ETFs is the systematic rebalancing.

[Anonymous No.57030600]

>>57030579
TSLY is not down you dumb nigger. Just look at a chart retard

[Anonymous No.57030603]

I need oil to go back down. The pakis who own all the nearby gas stations just jacked up the prices overnight and I need to fill up.

[Anonymous No.57030604]

>>57030532
You fucking pussy whipped pay piggie baggie

[Anonymous No.57030607]

>>57030550
>still no update
Holy fuck Rocker
First poem anon and now you. Fucking disaster.

[Anonymous No.57030613]

>>57030607
/smg/'s cultural pillars are crumbling right before our very eyes

[Anonymous No.57030616]

>>57030607
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

[Anonymous No.57030618]

>>57030600
>just look at a chart
what happens when someone does and sees that TSLY is down YTD ?

[Anonymous No.57030624]

Woke up and was glad I invested into Alibaba recently

[Anonymous No.57030625]

just earn money dude, its not hard

[Anonymous No.57030626]

>>57030565
>>57030607
Honestly this movie really sucks. I'm watching something else.

[Anonymous No.57030649]

>>57030618
>but muh divvie reeeee

[Anonymous No.57030650]

Stonk bros, would this look nice in my living room? My tv is already mounted and have the cords going through the wall.

[Anonymous No.57030655]

>>57030550
Margot Robbie is already rich and successful enough that she only gives runny face shits to people she likes, not people who give her money. Just find a hot B lister and give her like $25.

[Anonymous No.57030659]

>>57030387
>he believes forecasts from banks

[Anonymous No.57030660]

>>57030600
it is down -30% over the past year, ytd is less so >>57030618

[Anonymous No.57030668]

>>57030618
This is a fake chart youre trying to defraud me

[Anonymous No.57030672]

>>57030328
I'm gonna go fucking crazy trying to transfer money to my IBKR account.
>Bank Wire requires an invoice which IBKR will not provide unless the funds are sent. Bank won't send funds without an invoice.
>Can't do ACH transfers because these fucking nigger banks dont even use ACH numbers or some shit. Maybe I need to look into this option more, seems like my best bet.
>Mailing a check is just insane.
>Wise refuses to accept payments from my debit card.
Am I just destined to never invest again? Fuck this nigger third-world country. If any of you have better ideas or know of another US broker I can use, I'm all ears.

[Anonymous No.57030679]

>>57030672
Just use Robinhood bro ezpz

[Anonymous No.57030681]

>>57030618
You're actually the dumb one here lmao. You have to take dividends into account, if you do then it's up +66% YTD. But TSLA is up +136% YTD.

>>57030544
You could have made about twice as much with TSLA retard

[Anonymous No.57030683]

>>57030387
I'm sure if someone told you in January that the S&P would close at 5000 in 2023 you'd have told them to take their pills. Remember this post when the S&P hits 9000 within 12 months

[Anonymous No.57030682]

Yesterday I had the endless shrimp at Red Lobster and I'm fairly sure I cost them some money.

[Anonymous No.57030684]

>>57030607
I have covid chud, I can't even get out of bed. I'm going to watch step by step instead.

[Anonymous No.57030685]

CAN YOU FUCKIN CRASH ALREADY

[Anonymous No.57030693]

>>57030607
poem anon was charlie munger ya fool.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57030694]

>>57030604
I'm just saying it's time to start thinking about Christmas shopping. It's not time to start shopping yet, but it's time to be thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.57030695]

BAK is staging a comeback

[Anonymous No.57030700]

>>57030681
Yea and when tsla goes down and i still get my 5% monthly payouts then whos the big dick chad? Thats right

[Anonymous No.57030701]

DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57030702]

>>57030683
this post is the top signal.

[Anonymous No.57030704]

>>57030679
Didn't they disable the sell button for some stocks a few years back?

[Anonymous No.57030707]

>>57030685
>CRASH
Oh no, just a small teensy pullback to unch on the day would be a nice start mr. mumu-bull sir

[Anonymous No.57030708]

I wish i was black with a big girthy nigger penis wtf

[Anonymous No.57030711]

>>57030475
Yeah but what if I put cashflow at a high priority. Also how else do I pay for margin interest.

[Anonymous No.57030717]

>>57030672
>First transfer to my IBKR brokerage account.
>For some stupid reason the banker asks me for a copy of the contract I signed with the broker.
>Tell him "That's between me and the broker".
>Proceed to hand him a paper with the wire instructions.
>Defends his position that I need to give him a copy of the contract.
>I defend my point.
>He calls a superior.
>They tell him to wire the money.
Bankers are so fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.57030721]

>ALPHABET PUMPING
I SAW TWO COMMERCIALS ABOUT BARD. ONE I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I MISSED THE FIRST SENTENCE AND COULDN'T FIGURE OUT THE REST

THE OTHER APPEARED COMPLETELY SENSELESS, LIKE COMPLETE BULLSHIT USELESS

[Anonymous No.57030723]

>>57030672
ach is only for domestic transfers

[Anonymous No.57030736]

>>57030514
Who's buying us ev companies? Lucid is still around

[Anonymous No.57030739]

>>57030515
>He hasn't proven it.

[Anonymous No.57030738]

What do you guys think about PBR? Seems most of the political fear is gone.

[Anonymous No.57030742]

>>57030739
>Dividend: 75.6%

Retard. That doesnt even account for reinvestments

[Anonymous No.57030746]

>>57030700
if tsla goes down so do you kek
that monthly 5% will decrease too

[Anonymous No.57030750]

>>57030650
I am going to be honest with you. Unless you are sitting on the floor you need to raise that TV
Ergonomically and financially speaking

[Anonymous No.57030754]

>>57030550
>asking about 3D women
Covid is really hitting you hard, huh?

[Anonymous No.57030755]

>>57030434
sorry bud you're the retard

[Anonymous No.57030759]

>>57030704
They disabled the buy button on gme after it peaked

[Anonymous No.57030761]

Buy bitcoin miners - ordinals not priced in

[Anonymous No.57030766]

>>57030746
Thats not how it works kys

[Anonymous No.57030765]

>>57030650
Mounting TV on the wall is such a weird normie meme that got really popular the last few years... I know so many fags in their 30s that started making a little bit of money and they all do the same weird hivemind shit with it

>Every room needs a TV wall mounted

[Anonymous No.57030773]

>>57030704
>>57030759
why does jews being successful make chuds seethe

[Anonymous No.57030774]

>>57030717
Banks know their game. They'll offer just enough support to get you to stick around, but they don't actually want you using your money.

[Anonymous No.57030783]

>>57030773
Robinhood users have statistically proven larger penises. This was confirmed with the WSJ study back in 2021

[Anonymous No.57030786]

>>57030700
But it started off by going down and that didn't help much

[Anonymous No.57030796]

>>57030761
What's the preferred list again? MARA > RIOT > CLSK?

[Anonymous No.57030797]

>>57030702
>this post is the top signal.
This is the bottom signal. You said "top signal" all year bobo. See you at 9000

[Anonymous No.57030799]

>>57030774
They haven't any competitors so they can test your patience in many ways, because they know you know there's no alternative.

[Anonymous No.57030805]

>>57030783
I am 6.75" and use Robinhood so this checks out
>Prove it
If you aren't a new fag you probably have seen my penis before

[Anonymous No.57030806]

>>57030681
>TSLY is up 66% YTD
anon is your math to just take the divvie of 75% and remove 9% from that because TSLY is down 9% YTD ? do you not account for your divvie going down every time TSLY goes down as well ?
are you really this retarded ?

[Anonymous No.57030822]

>>57030766
you've seen tsla is up bigly ytd and tsly is down. all of a sudden tsly won't go down if tsla goes down? your monthly 5% shrinks too as tsly goes down. Who makes money is this arrangement is the etf manager

[Anonymous No.57030828]

>>57030806
I use my 5% a month divvy to reinvest AND buy a snickers bar. I withdraw $2 every month for this. As big momma says “treat yoself”

[Anonymous No.57030831]

HELLO COULD WE STOP PUMPING?

[Anonymous No.57030841]

>>57030796
that's what i have plus bitf

[Anonymous No.57030844]

>>57030456
>market goes sideways for 13 years
>This has NEVER happened in history

[Anonymous No.57030848]

>>57030773
After it peaked. i assume they were trying to stop people from losing their ass buying in to gme at 300.

[Anonymous No.57030860]

>>57030831
Always those 1 minutes dump and instantly repumping, how fuckin gay is this market?

[Anonymous No.57030868]

>>57030828
>tfw my broker has a fee more than $2 on withdrawals
literally ngmi

[Anonymous No.57030875]

>>57030510
Yen pays -0.1% and usd pays 5.5%. Also the country of Japan is forced by the US navy to hold the excess dollars it gets selling electronics and machine tools to the United States instead of investing/condoning it domestically

[Anonymous No.57030877]

>>57030868
This is why you should use robinhood. They treat you like family

[Anonymous No.57030880]

[Anonymous No.57030885]

>>57030868
Could always switch to Robinhood fren. They are doing some kinda of broker transfer promo right now too

[Anonymous No.57030895]

I am all in on SAVE.

[Anonymous No.57030901]

>>57030877
So they ignore me except when they want to borrow money?

[Anonymous No.57030903]

So what happened to the macro economic doom and gloom
>muh globul recession
>muh slowing economy
>muh low demand
>muh muh
is it still on or are we pumping on renewed macro optimism?

[Anonymous No.57030916]

I just need 1 or 2 large pension funds to lock in profits and I'll be back in the black.

[Anonymous No.57030922]

>>57030903
The printers turned back on so its gonna be okay

[Anonymous No.57030925]

>>57030877
>>57030885
i can't as robinhood is some phone only stuff and i want IBKR to make use of their API to hopefully make it one day by just turning on my pc to trade for me and fucking off

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57030930]

>TSLA is above $255
That's a fucking problem for me.

[Anonymous No.57030938]

>>57030750
My tv is exactly 42 inches from center.

>>57030765
Most people don't bother to hide the wires or they use those tacky plastic channels that try to match the paint. I ran mine through the drywall and have no visible wires.

[Anonymous No.57030950]

So Is oil going higher or what?

[Anonymous No.57030952]

>>57030880
The russell 2k heat map is a sea of green

[Anonymous No.57030956]

free money
there is free money in the market
its free money
free
money
its free btw

[Anonymous No.57030962]

>average normie entertainment center if not mounted towards the ceiling

[Anonymous No.57030966]

>>57030938
Anon you don't understand. I don't care about your TV. If I come over to visit I don't need you to explain your wall mounted TV to me or how it's setup is superior. I don't care I just am glad I'm not like you guys. It's like you get a normie news letter telling you what "current thing" to do

[Anonymous No.57030969]

>female coworkers made an attractiveness-ranking of all male coworkers
>I'm not even on the list

I don't know how I'm supposed to financially feel about this bros

[Anonymous No.57030971]

>>57030903
Crashes don't just happen immediately, its a slow boiling frog type of process

[Anonymous No.57030973]

>the etf is definitely getting approved any day now goy buy the coins they are safe
basically, I'm just not gonna buy it (bitcoin that is) I know ugh

[Anonymous No.57030978]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57030982]

>>57030765
I do it because it frees up space on my TV stand for other stuff and in general I think it looks nicer

[Anonymous No.57030984]

>>57030969
Unironically report them for harassment

[Anonymous No.57030990]

>>57030695
Holy fuck, nice. Aren't they getting bought out or something?

[Anonymous No.57030996]

>>57030969
I bet you don't go to the gym. I tell you what to do every day but you ignore it.

[Anonymous No.57030999]

>>57030969
That makes you a sigma male

[Anonymous No.57031008]

It's so over for us lean hog and OJ bros...

[Anonymous No.57031010]

Gonna give Robinhood a try
>>57030717
Fuck this shit bro
>>57030723
Thats what I thought but I had a glimmer of hope that maybe my bank had some American link.
>>57030773
I'm not sure what youre trying to say, I'm not a chud, I just want to trade stocks

[Anonymous No.57031011]

>>57030875
so they just hold whatever money they make from the surplus they have from trading with the US? do they invest it or are they just holding it to buy petroleum and energy supplies, or for whenever they need to buy military equipment? do they borrow it out to american financial institutions? if the US started making their own products domestically lowering their trade defecit while keeping that relation of dependence, that would surely devalue the JPY no?

[Anonymous No.57031012]

Why the flying mortal fuck is ANYONE investing in a company with a PEG of -- well, look at it. That's not a fucking typo. It's ten times higher than any stock I've ever even heard of.

[Anonymous No.57031016]

>>57030966
When you visit you'll be limited to my pole barn and will have to pee in the bushes. I have tvs mounted out there too though

[Anonymous No.57031029]

>low oscillating consolidation over time
...are the new downturns.

[Anonymous No.57031031]

>>57030969
Turn it around and rank them by attractiveness

[Anonymous No.57031033]

BOBO please dump this market
We can't let Biden have any wins

[Anonymous No.57031034]

>>57031010
bros...

[Anonymous No.57031036]

Fucking bullshit crab day

[Anonymous No.57031038]

>>57031011
> if the US started making their own products domestically lowering their trade defecit while keeping that relation of dependence, that would surely devalue the JPY no?

Not necessarily if the Japanese are the ones providing the capital to expand American manufacturing. Would mean they own more dollars which means there’s a bigger put underneath the yen.

It just depends what the market is pricing in like with every other asset

[Anonymous No.57031041]

>>57031008
I've seen worse. My cattle spreads are what's been hurting me lately.

[Anonymous No.57031043]

>>57031034
check out capital.com and etoro.com

[Anonymous No.57031045]

>>57031033
>wants lockdowns, big pharma government funding, unemployment, recession, and j6 again

Kys

[Anonymous No.57031051]

>>57030990
It's a special situation. There is an open offer to buy it out at around double current trading price, but it hasn't been formally accepted yet.
The question is whether the 2 major holders will accept it. In this sense its somewhat similar to MANU, with distinction that the major holders of BAK are more rational.

[Anonymous No.57031068]

>>57030903
The Fed and Treasury are doing 2020 style QE right now. There will never be a recession. Inflation yes, macro downturn never

[Anonymous No.57031071]

where the fuck has baggot been lately?

[Anonymous No.57031077]

>>57030742
Did I ask you to reddit space like a faggot

[Anonymous No.57031087]

>>57031043
Capital.com was my first broker. They decided to no longer service residents of my country, despite having one of their 8 global offices here. They closed my account back in July and I havent traded since. Also they hardly ever gave me my fucking money when I tried to withdraw for some reason. I'll look into Etoro. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.57031100]

>EVERYTHING WILL COLLAPSE IF INTEREST RATES RISE TO (positive) 2%
>THE GOVERNMENT CAN WON'T BE ABLE TO FUNCTION WITH RATES THAT HIGH
...a few quarters later...
>FED FUNDS RATE AT AROUND (positive) 5.5%
>STOCK INDICES BUILDING NEW ALL TIME RECORD HIGHS

[Anonymous No.57031104]

>>57030950
I work from home. Is COVID back?

[Anonymous No.57031105]

Aren't you glad you invested in China, gweilo?

[Anonymous No.57031111]

Goddamn this cheap Chinese ev dogshit. China is fooking GARBAGE

[Anonymous No.57031120]

>>57031087
Try not living in a white country.

[Anonymous No.57031128]

>>57031016
Barns are cozy and I'm okay with peeing outside.

Let me guess you just got one of those smokeless fire pits that are trending now?

[Anonymous No.57031135]

>>57031100
Basically the taper tantrum was fake and gay

[Anonymous No.57031138]

>>57031100
Just wait until bobo sees the S&P at 8000 and the 10 year yield at 9%. The macro doomers will really be doing mental gymnastics to justify that one.
The truth is that this is the strongest economy in US history. 9% on the 10 year is fair value because GDP growth should be 8%+ next year, so you get a 1% premium at 9% 10Y. S&P's fair value is 8000 because of inflation

[Anonymous No.57031140]

>>57031120
Don't you mean "Try living in a white country."? I live in a not white country already.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57031142]

>>57031071
fuck you Dinky!

[Anonymous No.57031155]

>>57031105
>Hang Seng down 36% in 5 years while S&P500 is up 97% in the same time frame.

I'm ecstatic. Just.... Over the top happy.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57031163]

>>57031140
Try that in a white county.

[Anonymous No.57031165]

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57031167]

>>57031038
makes sense to me. i'm just wondering about investing some money into currency. if the war with hamas ends i might bet in the devaluation of the euro in face of the shekel. gonna start out with some calls on my fake wallet

[Anonymous No.57031169]

>>57031128
I haven't made any purchases for myself in the last few years outside of food and stonks

[Anonymous No.57031172]

>>57031043
eToro requires a social security number. It's over.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57031186]

>europoors are desperately trying to fomo into are markets
do what you want with this info

[Anonymous No.57031188]

BOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOO DAIJOOOOBU ?

[Anonymous No.57031194]

>https://www.ft.com/content/18251244-e315-4c7e-805b-43f71328ac4e

>Chrysler building for sale

Bros, is 2024 gonna be the big one?

[Anonymous No.57031213]

MSFT baggies explain this
Please

[Anonymous No.57031214]

>>57031188
Bulls are euphoric posting now...

[Anonymous No.57031223]

>>57031186
But won't they get raped by the dollar crashing?

[Anonymous No.57031224]

>>57031172
do you mean a US social security number ? i'm a europoor and i used etoro for a bit before moving to IBKR and didnt have a problem registering with them

[Anonymous No.57031226]

>>57031214
I bet (not financially) we will pump in a few minutes (bobo)

[Anonymous No.57031234]

NEP bros I am EUPHORIC

[Anonymous No.57031237]

>>57030708
there are women who specifically look for smaller dicks because they are built different down there and almost everything fucking hurts and they cannot enjoy the act. go get one of them

[Anonymous No.57031238]

>>57031214
We've been euphoric for about a year now bobo. And it's just the beginning

[Anonymous No.57031240]

>>57031138
The funny thing is the Doom Bull thesis is actually pretty likely. Zoomers all go permabull at 50x leverage because they don't care if they blow up anyways since they don't have enough to really care about losing. The whole market is loving the leverage and fuck it line go up thesis and introducing degenerate shit like normalizing 0dte options. I mean the bubble will pop eventually but they are all stacking Bitcoin or don't care if their 20k of lunch money gets rugged and the more zoomers that make it with crypto and permabulling tech then more follow in their footsteps. Like fuck why work 40 hours a week at Chipotle when you can just buy Tesla options and let Mexicans do all the manual labor. The bubble eventually pops but maybe we Doom Bull for a while. It will be interesting to see the boomers squirm around about how the world is ending as markets print 40% a year until even the doom bear boomers pile into the
>So what's this Nvidia stuff you guys have been talking about

[Anonymous No.57031243]

>>57031186
>are markets
Burger education on display

[Anonymous No.57031261]

I think I've settled on this one

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57031263]

>>57031243
This is are cuntry.

[Anonymous No.57031266]

>>57031012
They've been sued for racism. That's the 100% surefire sign they are the only untainted pool of raw human capital left in the West.

[Anonymous No.57031275]

>>57031243
Maybe he went to often into Toys R us

[Anonymous No.57031276]

>>57031240
>Doom Bull thesis is actually pretty likely
Fact. Doom bull is fact.

[Anonymous No.57031280]

I just took out 2x leverage on NEP.
I am railing bobo.

[Anonymous No.57031284]

THIS IS BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.57031288]

>>57031261
>Soulless black and white house

Every "new rich" celebrities house looks like this
>Glass
>Minimalist
>Black and white
>Some statue that is just a shape with no meaning

Soulless as fuck. No personality. 2/10.

[Anonymous No.57031293]

>>57031243
>knows he meant our
>it’s baggot anyway
>haha got you stupid American! You’re so stupid! Hahaha stupid American. American dumb dumb.

You fucking esl faggot retard

[Anonymous No.57031296]

I think there are ghosts in this place.

[Anonymous No.57031299]

>>57031240
Yeah the market loved it when people did that in the 1920's too

[Anonymous No.57031302]

>>57031240
>>57031276
It absolutely is.

Inflation expectation was pretty high until recently. And those faggots from the Fed were perplexed how consumer sentiment was so low but retail sales so high. You bought not because you wanted, but because you felt like you need to to not buy the same thing 30% more expensive later with less money.

Same thing with stocks. It is gigafrontrunning. FOMO buying.

[Anonymous No.57031307]

>>57031288
These are stock pictures of the listed product.

[Anonymous No.57031313]

>>57031288
Recommend something better

[Anonymous No.57031314]

>>57031288
I'm partial to shellaced hardwood and brass. With a naval theme or nordic theme or both at once.

[Anonymous No.57031317]

>>57031224
Yes, what country did you tell them you were from? They don't accept mine so I put US, then they asked for a social security number. I would prefer to use IBKR honestly, how do you transfer money to them?

[Anonymous No.57031320]

*yawns*

*scratches her tail*

Another green day I see.

[Anonymous No.57031335]

>>57031223
I am and I am seething.

[Anonymous No.57031338]

>>57031261
You should get a wood color one, the black and white ones look so sterile and uncomfy. Big fan of floating tho, I mounted 3/4” black pipe to the wall and made shelves from plywood
Trust me, I own 4500 shares of SAVE

[Anonymous No.57031350]

>>57031320
Is this tamamo, ganberia or alma elma?

[Anonymous No.57031360]

>>57031317
czech republic as i currently live here
for IBKR i do bank transfers but i saw your issues with the bank wanting information from IBKR and IBKR refusing to give it without the transfer and i'm not sure who is the retard between the two of them

[Anonymous No.57031367]

>>57031214
fuckin told you>>57031226

8-9 minutes into the hour they reverse it. Fake dump on the hour.

[Anonymous No.57031368]

why can't we hit 480 tomorrow? I mean why not?! IT JUST GOES UP

[Anonymous No.57031372]

>>57031338
>Trust me, I own 4500 shares of SAVE
I don't trust poorfags

[Anonymous No.57031374]

>>57031223
Doesn't make any sense. You must be new. The dollar crashing is good for Europe and anywhere else really. The dollar/DXY going up is bad for everywhere else.
And it's going to go up because of higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.57031377]

>>57031313
Take the chaletstheticspill

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57031389]

>>57031293
it was subtle and intentional, yet the esl europoor is too focused on their grammer fascism to even get the joke, or see the irony in the situation.

[Anonymous No.57031391]

>>57031360
ooh czech republic, nice, and lmao yea, i think the bank is the retard, i'll figure this shit out at some point (or not) but thanks

[Anonymous No.57031401]

>Numerco uranium bid/ask: 87.00/90.00

[Anonymous No.57031405]

>>57031374
No being invested in the U.S. from overseas when the dollar is crashing will tear you a new butthole at the currency exchange retard

[Anonymous No.57031413]

>>57031368
Because Bidenomics

[Anonymous No.57031427]

>>57030806
I actually measured it on a chart lmao

[Anonymous No.57031428]

>>57031413
Bidenomics is the reason why the stock market is going up. Be grateful

[Anonymous No.57031452]

>>57030550
>Barbie Movie
Messed up the details with Growing Up Skipper doll.
Omitted the cock ring around the neck on Magic Earring Ken.
Missed all the jokes about Sugar’s Daddy Ken.
Didn’t even mention Secret Hearts Ken and what his secret really was.
Very disappointed in the movie. What a waste.
Buy oil, sell Mattel

[Anonymous No.57031457]

>>57031377
That picture looks like it smells so good

[Anonymous No.57031465]

>people being interviewed on bloomberg keep saying how the market is prciing 6 rate cuts while the fed saying 3 makes the market a bit impatient and early
>meanwhile fed was not saying rate cuts just 2 weeks ago yet the market was correctly pricing it in
i truly hate these faggots and the bullshit they spew on tv

[Anonymous No.57031466]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.57031467]

>>57031452
What was his secret...?

[Anonymous No.57031473]

>>57031465
Lets be honest, the market should probably be pricing 25 rate cuts

[Anonymous No.57031475]

>The Interest Expense on US Public Debt rose to $949 billion over the past year, another record high, per Charlie Bilello.

>INVESTORS PULLED OUT $5.2 BILLION DOLLARS FROM THE $QQQ NASDAQ 100 ETF ON FRIDAY

>THIS WAS THE BIGGEST 1 DAY OUTFLOW SINCE THE DOT COM BUBBLE PEAK IN 2000

>THE NASDAQ 100 FELL 70% OVER THE NEXT 2 YEARS AFTER THAT PER BLOOMBERG

>58% OF ALL AMERICAN HOUSEHOLDS NOW OWN STOCKS WHICH IS A NEW ALL TIME HIGH PER THE FEDERAL RESERVE

Holy shit ahahhahahaha this shit is gonna blow in Q1 2024

[Anonymous No.57031476]

>>57031465
Bostic today said maybe 2. Bostic is the permadove.

[Anonymous No.57031477]

>>57031465
Earlier Bostic was saying he was looking for only 2 cuts in the 2H '24.
Zero market reaction.

[Anonymous No.57031494]

This bull run is the gayest, most trumped up fake shit I've ever seen. I'm up 1.4% just today, 27% YoY: does anybody believe the economy has grown 27%? This is not fundamentals, this is not number crunching, this is hype plain and simple. How long can this last?

[Anonymous No.57031511]

>>57031475
>NASDAQ 100 FELL 70% OVER THE NEXT 2 YEARS AFTER THAT PER BLOOMBERG
Imagine getting intc, amd, nvda, arm, asml, and tsm at that discount.

[Anonymous No.57031512]

>>57031138
This, but unironically.

[Anonymous No.57031520]

>>57031475
That 58% number is misleading. Does that mean individual stocks? ETFs? They could be lumping in target date funds into that. Pensions have been swapped for 401ks so it makes sense that % would grow.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57031523]

>>57031475
I hope it gets so bad that those faggots on the liberal news media start spewing shit like, "Mean tweets aren't all that bad, I like Bolton's mustache, fucking Obama!"

[Anonymous No.57031525]

>>57031494
>Boomers freaking out when their portfolio moves 1%

Anon.. NVM I don't think you would understand

[Anonymous No.57031532]

>>57031525
Are you ever going to show the balance on that poorfolio of yours?

[Anonymous No.57031546]

>>57031532
All I will show you is that I don't deposit, only withdraw and I haven't worked since October. Have a good day sir. Do the dutiful and DCA for 40 years

[Anonymous No.57031551]

Power 1/2 hour?!

[Anonymous No.57031564]

>>57031105
I'll be glad when I get paid and can buy one lot of Ping An insurance.

[Anonymous No.57031568]

i like this. A nice relaxing climb upwards to $5 million

[Anonymous No.57031569]

Oh boy I do wonder what I'll buy with the $200 my portfolio gained today. Maybe a nice suit? Or an expensive watch?

[Anonymous No.57031571]

Lmao just look at those 1 min charts of the indices, dump, slight pause, pump

[Anonymous No.57031578]

>>57031564
>PNGAY
You already meet your quota of Galway Metals?

[Anonymous No.57031582]

>>57031569
>expensive watch?
Gonna need a couple more 0's for that.

[Anonymous No.57031583]

>>57031569
>expensive watch
You'd need to sell to realize those gains to be able to buy something else

[Anonymous No.57031587]

>>57031583
Not if he borrows against his portfolio

[Anonymous No.57031588]

>>57031532
No matter what data one provides, some anon will find a way to nitpick and laugh at them. Best to provide nothing. Let the ideas speak for themselves.

[Anonymous No.57031595]

>>57030774
It’s like they are not even hiding the fact they don’t want your money anymore. Just your debt, atm fees, and late charges.
>>57031314
Based wood grains appreciator.
>>57031377
Extra comfy

[Anonymous No.57031596]

>>57031587
That sounds very american

[Anonymous No.57031597]

>bakers keep using bearish images for new threads
Holy cope

[Anonymous No.57031600]

This market is controlled by illuminati boot lickers.

[Anonymous No.57031603]

>>57031596
It's the only way to fly

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57031611]

>>57031597
you know the what happens tomorrow? Another one of the magnificent 8 is going to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.57031613]

>>57031597
The failure was a reference to the previous baker. Also requesting Neptunia as a female broker please.

[Anonymous No.57031616]

Ok bobos, its time. Give me your schizo reasons why the market should go down. Lets here it.

[Anonymous No.57031618]

>>57031546
Happy you were able to escape the rat race. I won't exit until I can for sure leave forever.

[Anonymous No.57031619]

Redpill me on the SAVE decision, anyone else worried the judge will side with DOJ?

[Anonymous No.57031622]

THE STOCK MARKET IS PRINTING MONEY

[Anonymous No.57031624]

>>57031467
He was gay as fuck but posed as a straight man who was always engaged but never got around to marriage. They were just coming out of the closet back then.

[Anonymous No.57031626]

If you don't borrow against your portfolio to buy shit you can't afford you ain't black

[Anonymous No.57031628]

>>57031616
Pretty sure a lot of top economist said that the central bank only delayed the inevitable recession

[Anonymous No.57031633]

>>57031626
how does one do this precisely?

[Anonymous No.57031635]

I'm cutting my short.
These fucking nigger faggots will do anything to make Biden look good.

[Anonymous No.57031640]

Moritz Hesel just dropped a new Video
Pog

[Anonymous No.57031644]

>>57031613

[Anonymous No.57031643]

>>57031616
I bought into nep because it's utilities, and thus a hedge.

[Anonymous No.57031647]

>that FNKO candle

[Anonymous No.57031652]

>>57031618
I'm definitely not at that point. It's just been such a cozy Santa rally this year and I bought in October. Same shit I did last year when I was shilling leaps at the bottom. I shared all of my plays here

>Verizon
>Disney
>Tyson's chicken nuggets
>Robinhood
>Paramount

Etc.. etc.. I just caught the knife on ea
Everything and quit my job after I used the rest of my PTO

[Anonymous No.57031655]

>>57031578
Holy shit you can buy it OTC. Did you buy it on IBKR I tried to buy some banks OTC when the banking crises happened but the fucking broker wouldn't let me would have made 30% by now... I'll try with PNGAY to see but if it doesn't let me I'll need to scrape some cash for 1 lot. Also idk what the fuck that junior miner is but it hasn't reached my only buy signal for a junior miner, and by that I mean it has to be down 99.99%.

[Anonymous No.57031660]

POWER FIFTEEN MINUTES!?!?

[Anonymous No.57031664]

>>57031546
Nice work fren. I do the same but always leave a bit in to reinvest, even if just one or two shares. Giving my self a raise every month just because I can.

[Anonymous No.57031665]

FUCKING POWAH HOUR

[Anonymous No.57031675]

Inflation will come back roaring in 2024.

[Anonymous No.57031686]

>>57031655
It's a joke, because Galway Metals has the ticker GAYMF.

[Anonymous No.57031688]

>>57031675
Why the need to be such a fucking anti-semite?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57031690]

Santa rally is fake & gay, everybody knows Santa doesn't exist, and yet here we are with all these delusional faggots who keep throwing money at the market like we're going to be higher in February than we are right now. Shaking my damn head. This is going to end badly.

[Anonymous No.57031698]

>>57031686
I was looking at it on TSX Ticker: GWM so I didn't see the joke.

[Anonymous No.57031700]

>BOTY stock is up 20% today
Why don't we just buy this company and make anime cosplay fights real.

[Anonymous No.57031705]

>>57031698
>Canadian
I'm so sorry.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57031706]

>>57031700
I'm not interested in anime cosplay fights.

[Anonymous No.57031707]

Who loses out on this money? I do nothing and my account goes up, does that mean somebody else's account goes down that much?

[Anonymous No.57031712]

>>57031652
Oh and.VALE.. got that shit printed so fucking hard for me so many times. I wanna go to Brazil and reinvest my earnings into big bunda latinas.

[Anonymous No.57031715]

>>57031700
Do not discuss BOTY. This is your final warning.

[Anonymous No.57031721]

>they fuckin buy again

[Anonymous No.57031725]

>>57031705
>Canadian
Wrong Yuropor. You can now reply with your deepest condolences.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57031732]

>>57031707
no you retard. everybody's accounts go up, until everybody tries to get the cash equal to the value of the account, and it causes everybody to try to cash out at the same time, but the problem is there isn't actually that much cash so everybody's accounts go down, so people see that it's going down and then they try to cash out, and you get a ton of people just left holding the stocks that they can't sell because nobody wants them.

[Anonymous No.57031735]

>>57031715
I made half that infographic. I have the B pass.
When are we going to make it go even deeper.

[Anonymous No.57031737]

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57031750]

>>57031619
No

[Anonymous No.57031763]

>>57030903
Banks folding on March caused Fed to continue printing

[Anonymous No.57031768]

THIS COULD BE IT
IT MIGHT BE
THE BIG ONE

[Anonymous No.57031770]

Hate to break it to you guys, but the markets are bullish for the next year. I'm holding until next year.

[Anonymous No.57031778]

>>57031735
You are the worst person. Fuck you MOON/WOGI/BOTY...Stocksgonewild......Fuck you ya shit streeting, cow worshiping, mother fucking, pajeet.
>why do pajeets have dots on their forheads?
>when they die they scratch it off to see if they get into heaven.

[Anonymous No.57031780]

LAST MINUTE SPIKE

[Anonymous No.57031782]

WOOOOOOOT

another day, another profit

this market is a joke, i love it

[Anonymous No.57031785]

>>57031778
Anon what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.57031789]

The angle of ascent since December 6th is remarkably consistent.

[Anonymous No.57031790]

>>57031784
>>57031784

[Anonymous No.57031798]

>>57031778
Anon, the infographic includes shit that was already discussed and memed about ITT.

[Anonymous No.57031799]

>HOOD
Can this shit crash I was supposed to buy at an enterprise value of $1B. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYIpEkIW0eM

[Anonymous No.57031808]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57031810]

Sold my short.
Fuck all you niggers. I hope you die.

[Anonymous No.57031814]

>>57031808
+$173.03 (+0.43%)

[Anonymous No.57031816]

>>57031808
Lol

[Anonymous No.57031825]

>>57031633
if you have a shitton of money in there your broker will be beating down your door offering you loans

[Anonymous No.57031833]

this won't last. don't get stuck holding the bag when this bubble pops

[Anonymous No.57031844]

lmao

[Anonymous No.57031894]

>>57031808
Up .81% so I guess we’re crashing tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57031958]

>>57031808
-$8 on 1 put

[Anonymous No.57032014]

>>57031808
>+2,69%

good. my big position keeps climbing slowly while im reading about new methods to gamble

[Anonymous No.57032108]

>>57031597
im rooting for you really hard NEP poster. i like that pick

[Anonymous No.57032506]

>>57030328
HOW HIGH IS INTC STOCK GOING TO BE

[Anonymous No.57032558]

>>57030796
WHEN IS MARA GOING TO GO BACK TO 15 bucks ah

[Anonymous No.57032607]

>>57032558
if you don't buy in soon you might miss the ride anon

[Anonymous No.57032623]

>>57032607
Honestly??

[Anonymous No.57032634]

>>57032607
And MSTR?