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>> No.56997117

>>56997105
What crypto?

>> No.56997121

>>56997105
Give it to your Mom.

>> No.56997122

>>56997105
By killing yourself. Ez

>> No.56997123

>>56997117
Bitcoin

>> No.56997133

>>56997123
No anon... What crypto?

>> No.56997148

>>56997105
No, your honor, that particular USB drive is filled with tranny midget porn.

>> No.56997179

>>56997133
Oh I get it
I'm retarded

>> No.56997192
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>>56997148

>> No.56997275

>>56997105
Your picture didn't load. How do I know you're not a roastie?

>> No.56997328

>>56997105

They can accuse you of hiding money, but cannot take action
So just don't tell her about it

>> No.56997340

>>56997179
dude ur not too bright u will get fucked in court cuz u can't think fast or read the situation

just dont do it

>> No.56997385

>>56997105
Take a time machine to the past and keep it on FTX!
Sam will hide it for you...

>> No.56997395

>>56997105
buy monero, transfer it to wallet, then transfer it to another wallet... if anyone asks you lost it to a hack by opening random files from your email

>> No.56997444

It's already too late to hide money if divorce proceedings have started. Or even are about to start. You're going to get audited, effectively, so you need to be hiding money WAAAAY before the divorce starts.

What you CAN do, is withdraw all cash from joint accounts and spend it on junk. Selling large assets is tricky, since cars and houses are tracked, but you could certainly go through "your" /shared/ closet and sell all the extra shoes and clothes and take the couple hundred bucks you get and blow it at the bar. Will it look shitty in front of a judge? Only if you admit it. Just maintain ignorance, and nobody can prove your wife wasn't the one who sold shit. Wives can do this to husbands' collectibles/vidya/TOOLS, so I feel it's fair game.

Anyway, playing games like that is only good for spite. If you want to just protect your assets, you need to go the lawfare route. Go consult with every divorce lawyer within a hundred miles so they can't work for your wife due to conflict of interest (this is expensive, but worth it) and make sure to hire the absolute best divorce lawyer firm you can. Deprive your wife of good counsel and things will be a LOT easier for you.

Kids is trickier because judges are utter faggots about keeping kids with moms, even when it's outright abusive for the kids. Pretty much the only way to guarantee custody is to have the wife put in prison, which is difficult to do, again, because judges are utter faggots about holding women accountable. This is where having the best legal counsel possible is crucial, because it'll help you obey retarded judge's orders regarding custody, and lets you build a case over time to get shared custody and eventually full custody.

tl;dr consult a lawyer, or to be spiteful sell everything in the house that doesn't have a title or deed and blow the money on booze/partying.

ps don't forget to max the credit cards in her name to tank her credit

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56998283

>>56997105
Hide it under another legitimate business that is linked to crypto but can be filed as something else. For example, even though my crypto gains make 80% of my earnings i would file them under marketing while working with viralx, that way, even if your wife looks it up it's going to protect you from her finding out that you do trade on the side. You can thank me later

>> No.56998288

>>56998283
Thanks anon

>> No.56998290

>>56998283
Better even if you have it on a cold wallet or using monero to not leave traces

>> No.56998293

>>56998283
this is the good shit i come to biz for

>> No.56998628

you lost your seed phrase anon

>> No.56999063

>>56997105
use private wallet like railway to store them.

>> No.56999081

>>56997395
why so complicated
Just send your stuff to different wallet and say you have been drained

>> No.56999195

>>56997117
this

>> No.56999200

>>56997395
>>56997395
>transfer it to wallet, then transfer it to another wallet
why 2 steps?

all you have to do is generate an offline meonero wallet and then swap bitcoin or eth for monero on localmonero. done.

>> No.56999259

>>56999081
Your bitcoin transactions can be traced right from the exchange through all the transactions to the final wallet destination. I'm not saying they will go through this (really only law enforcement does this) but using monero to launder bitcoin is pretty common to get around this.

>> No.56999342

>>56997105
Carve private key on her bones and bury the body
/thread

>> No.56999348

>>56999081
Is there no clue as to who initiated the transaction?

>> No.56999519

>>56997444
Not OP. Good trick regarding the lawyer consultations, I never considered the conflict of interest. What's the 'statue of limitations' here though? How long do you have after your consultation until they're legally allowed to consult with the wife?