/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.56980681]

Christmas came early edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>56979413

[Anonymous No.56980698]

SAVE SAVE SAVE

[Anonymous No.56980701]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.56980708]

I'm joining the TMF train.

[Anonymous No.56980711]

A conservative portfolio of 300% TLT

[Anonymous No.56980710]

hate MANU so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.56980721]

[Anonymous No.56980727]

The biggest options expiration in 20 years is tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56980730]

$5 Trillion in options expiring tomorrow. We going up or down?

[Anonymous No.56980731]

why did chart go down it was going up

[Anonymous No.56980746]

>bulls killed the dollar for this "pump"
DXY is collapsing faster than Joe Biden without his walker. Was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.56980747]

Deck the screens with boughs of holly.

[Anonymous No.56980749]

>>56980731
Maybe Palestine stopped getting bombed.

[Anonymous No.56980751]

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two TLT doves
And a PLTR in a pear tree

[Anonymous No.56980757]

>>56980721
I hate that I have a belly but it's not big enough to rest my coffee mug on.

[Anonymous No.56980761]

redpill me on TMF and why I should hold it forever
t. have 10k sitting in money market fund because everything else is painfully close to 52w high

[Anonymous No.56980766]

anons how retarded is my plan?

i wanna make some kind of paid service where i shill people tickers and ideas. i wont scam. just shill some good looking tickers and ideas. maybe once a week.

i dont have any of the details figured out yet. there is plenty of problems to consider.

dont want it to be financial advice and i dont want have to have any courses needed for at first. i think it would be a good way to use my market interest.
i know there is plenty of demand for spoon feeding tickers. id aim not smiggers but lazier pay2win types.

what do you guys think? retard plan or no.

[Anonymous No.56980772]

Rate my portfolio:
60% S&P 500 3x Long
40% COIN 3x Long

[Anonymous No.56980777]

>>56980730
Knowing this marker, it's gonna pump another 10 dollars

[Anonymous No.56980780]

>>56980727
>>56980730
Up, Obviously. Covering, etc. If we meltdown its over for tptb.

[Anonymous No.56980781]

>>56980727
>The biggest options expiration in 20 years is tomorrow
Really?

[Anonymous No.56980784]

bobo STOP
IT WAS A JOKE

PLS

MY SPY CALLS ARE DIEING
AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.56980783]

>>56980766
>paid service where i shill people tickers
I'm pretty sure that violates multiple laws.

[Anonymous No.56980785]

>>56980751
How does $130 depreciating US dollars per TLT share sound? I'm hoping for closer to $150.

[Anonymous No.56980792]

>>56980731
How did you manage to lose money today? I'm still up 3%

[Anonymous No.56980799]

When does XXXX get options?

[Anonymous No.56980801]

>>56980727
>The biggest options expiration in 20 years is tomorrow

>Max Pain: 443
the biggest gap-down in centuries, my body is ready

[Anonymous No.56980802]

>>56980721
>expand airlines
as a tallman, I am okay with this

[Anonymous No.56980804]

>>56980681
Is SPY going to go back to $380 soon?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56980807]

>>56980751
Yeah and on the third day bobo rose again to get his revenge on the people who made fun of him and accused him of being a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.56980811]

>>56980783
yeah of course i wont say buy this buy that. ill sell it as something else like everyone does.

like a subscription on paper trading or amateur market analysis. etc. ill look up the loop holes

[Anonymous No.56980812]

>>56980766
This already exists

[Anonymous No.56980821]

>>56980801
something like this, I'm buying puts

[Coombler No.56980823]

Its going to keep fucking going up. This was not the blow off top.

[Anonymous No.56980826]

>>56980804
pffft brrrrrtttt

[Anonymous No.56980827]

>>56980792
QQQ 403 call

[Anonymous No.56980828]

>>56980801
How often is max pain ever really achieved? That seems like memeland where no market makers would ever want to land.

[Anonymous No.56980837]

>>56980821

[Anonymous No.56980838]

>>56980811
There are plenty of "services" that sell trade signals. Oldschool ones used mailing lists, now I assume it's all in discord.

[Anonymous No.56980839]

>>56980828
shhh, just let it happen

[Anonymous No.56980840]

>>56980802
tall is not the same as plus size. You are not marginalized.

[Anonymous No.56980846]

>>56980827
Get fucked. Don't buy options, sell them.

[Anonymous No.56980851]

>>56980840
Sure, but I'm okay with them expanding airlines for fatfucks

[Anonymous No.56980857]

>>56980823
They are so fucking hot for like 10 years and then their tiddies get all saggy and gross and it makes me remember why billionaires buy skinny chicks without tits.

[Anonymous No.56980863]

>>56980801
>>56980821
>>56980828

It's possible, there's a gap that needs filled between 440 and 445. 453 looks like where I'd buy one.

[Anonymous No.56980867]

Generational double top. No landing.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56980869]

all that fucking SHOT shit I bought yesterday only went up 9% today. D=

[Anonymous No.56980870]

>>56980828
Options pinning is real. Max pain is bullshit. Problem with max pain is that there is no active hedging around deep ITM/OTM options. It's all about the fight between a few ATM strikes.

[Anonymous No.56980871]

>>56980846
but how are you supposed to sell them without buying anon

[Anonymous No.56980878]

>>56980838
I made the mistake of looking for a discord server that was like this forum. I got absolutely assaulted by grifters trying to sell me their advice.

Fuck having names and avatars.

[Anonymous No.56980881]

>>56980863
I'm going to do it. getting a few shitty lottery tier puts.

[Anonymous No.56980890]

>>56980730
The market hit a 2 year resistance today. I can't say where market makers will go but if my goal was down I would definitely force the market to shit the bed as hard as possible tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56980895]

>>56980812
not done by me but yeah i know. it would be a product out of what i already do.

[Anonymous No.56980897]

>>56980871
You're buying them back in the future anon.

[Anonymous No.56980903]

>>56980846
Options are cheap. Now is a perfectly horrible time to sell them.

[Anonymous No.56980905]

>>56980766
Secret paid discord for 'traders' already exists.

[Anonymous No.56980907]

How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run

[Anonymous No.56980908]

>>56980838
yeah for sure and all kinds of youtube "gurus" selling their courses

[Anonymous No.56980909]

Did you guys know that Steve Jobs owned shares of Cigna?

[Anonymous No.56980910]

>>56980784
Bro SPY is recovering. Just slurp every dip. Bobos are retarded pussies

[Anonymous No.56980912]

Nvm we're going back up. Green forever until the end of time.

[Anonymous No.56980918]

>>56980867
>ignores cup and handle formation

[Anonymous No.56980919]

>>56980909
If I have to hear about these faggots one more time I'm shorting them.

[Anonymous No.56980930]

>>56980871
I mean if you're bad at options just stop buying them. All mine are up at least 100% today. I also don't buy if I don't plan on exercising them. Just buy shares instead.
>>56980918
>Technical analysis

[Anonymous No.56980935]

>>56980905
nah i wont use discord. its gonna be me shilling and subscripts watching or reading it. dunno what it is yet.

[Anonymous No.56980947]

>>56980930
>muh double top

[Anonymous No.56980950]

>>56980681
SOXL niggers, did we get too caulky?

[Anonymous No.56980955]

two more weeks! trust the plan

[Anonymous No.56980957]

>>56980897
i don’t know what that means but chart go up again

[Anonymous No.56980958]

>>56980950
>black people
filtered.

[Anonymous No.56980967]

>>56980930
>Bro just win 100% on every option you buy like me

Dude I thought you stopped trading and retired already?

[Anonymous No.56980972]

>>56980958

[Anonymous No.56980984]

>>56980930
that won’t get me rich fast so that is actually not an option

[Anonymous No.56980996]

we are gonna hit powerhour levels not seen before

[Anonymous No.56980997]

https://twitter.com/YWNReporter/status/1735335123363467887

Extremely bullish omen

[Anonymous No.56981000]

>>56980766
If you do this you should do it in Vancouver and on the TSX.

[Anonymous No.56981003]

>>56980867
You think they will let the stock market fuck up on purpose in 2024 to let whoever the winner in the elections take the blame?

[Anonymous No.56981008]

>>56981000
witnessed.

why van and why tsx?

[Anonymous No.56981021]

>>56981008
The average TSX scam would make a shitcoin pajeet blush

[Anonymous No.56981023]

>>56980972
Holy fuck, its frontal lobe is the size of what, half a walnut? There's got to be a simple way to make money from niggers without getting stabbed.

[Anonymous No.56981025]

>>56980997
>NJ
Irrelevant

[Anonymous No.56981026]

I'm so fucking wealthy and good looking God I love bull runs

[Anonymous No.56981033]

God Bobos have gotten so pathetic with their cope. They are sisterless losers and even if they do have sisters they are alcoholics because they didn't bother to FUCK them.

[Anonymous No.56981048]

>>56980967
You say win like you're gambling

[Anonymous No.56981068]

how accurate is my understanding of these things?

Equities Trading:

>Purchasing a race horse, and the value of the horse either goes up or down over time. You have to buy the race horse to own it, and if you want your money back, you sell the race horse back for a profit or loss. You can optionally use the value of said race horse as collateral to potentially buy more race horses by doing something called a margin loan at the cost of interest, but that's trading with borrowed money and can help or hurt accordingly. Can also sell race horses you don't have to buy them back later ideally if they fall behind, in something called short-selling.

Options Trading:

>Purchasing a piece of paper saying that this race horse you may or may not own either crosses this finish line by this date or doesn't (call or put). Basically you are betting on the movement of the race horse (underlying) in relation to the location of the finish line (strike price) in a set amount of time (expiry): It either crosses the line (in the money) within the time period stipulated or it doesn't cross the line (out of the money), with the starting point of the race horse its initial moneyness, and the amount of time-in-the-race its time value all baked into premium pricing. At the end of the race if you don't get out before it officially ends (closing out the contract before time), an exchange of stuff is made depending on where you stand (assignment), with buyers able to do this technically any time they want (exercise).

1/2

[Anonymous No.56981083]

>>56981048
>implying this market isn't anything else but a casino

[Anonymous No.56981085]

>>56981068
Futures Trading:

>Purchasing a piece of paper saying this race horse has X amount of time (expiry) to move up or down in a race with no set finish line. The farther it moves in a direction compared to your starting point (long or short), the more one makes or loses money in real time with their account gaining or losing money at-that-time (spot price). The flip side of this is that it costs a lot less money to get in on the ride (initial margin requirement), but if things go too much in the wrong direction the bookie might close you out early or ask for more money to keep you on the race (margin maintenance). At the end of the race if you don't get out before it officially ends (closing out the contract before time), an exchange of stuff is made depending on where you stand (delivery).

Forex Trading:

>This one I have the least understanding and experience of. It works like Futures trading but is conducted in pairs, such as the relationship between an American Race Horse USD and Japanese Race Horse YEN if they are in the same race track with no set finish line? The farther one race horse is to the other, the more "valuable" that horse is to own at that moment, with contracts trading like Futures in that they have set time periods for the race duration, complete with a initial margin and margin maintenance system?

Have never gone race horse betting in real life either, just using this as a kind of plain English explanation.

not off topic, im bullish on tech and just want to better understand all the different ways to skin a cat

[Anonymous No.56981097]

ok im dropping 2k in puts on the "biggest options expiration in 20 years" surely this time it wont be like the last 4 times i listened to bobos and lost it all, but hey thats what funny money is for
This is a bottom signal double up on your calls

[Anonymous No.56981105]

Forex is the simplest. You're just trading back and forth things who's value fluctuates relative to eachother.

idk why you make all these race horse analogies. It way over complicates things.

Derivatives of pretty much any kind can by synthesized by linear combinations of long and short options (sometimes, like in the case of durable goods insurance, the multiplier isn't fixed and has volatility.) Each end of a futures contract is just eg a long call/short put or vice versa.

[Anonymous No.56981107]

>>56981048
>Thinks short dated options aren't gambling
>Thinks the whole thing isn't just a casino

Lol

[Anonymous No.56981110]

BX bros... we're back

>>>/wsg/5376818

[Anonymous No.56981128]

>>56981048
It's all gambling, lad.

[Anonymous No.56981139]

>>56981097
If it helps, an article on the expiration says this:
>Markets faced a similar situation two years ago, when a similarly large options expiration reined in volatility for part of the fourth quarter, only to give way to a 3% rally in the last two weeks of the year following the December expiration, he said.
However the 2021 market was a very different

[Anonymous No.56981145]

>>56981128

[Anonymous No.56981159]

have 200000 of soxs and plan to keep adding
what's in my fate biz
not gonna let it go for before 30

[Anonymous No.56981191]

>>56981159
It will be over $30 on the next 10x split

[Anonymous No.56981209]

>>56981191
Reverse split*

[Anonymous No.56981210]

>>56981105
i see. yeah i know i feel like im overcomplicating things too since you cant use a race horse analogy for everything, i tried to do it with bonds and treasuries and it just came out as schizobabble. just trying to find some kind if common ground or point of reference in the mechanics of all things before i jump in and put real skin in the game

[Anonymous No.56981229]

>>56981107
I don't buy short dated options. Maybe you do. I like the casino though, the other day I made 300$ playing blackjack but it's different than investing. When I buy an option it's because I want to exercise it.

[Anonymous No.56981242]

>>56981210
How about this: futures are just like purchase agreements (if you've ever tried buying/selling a house.)
Options are just half of a futures contract.
Looking at P/L plots helps a lot.

[Anonymous No.56981245]

It's pyrrhic victory violachads
our comfyrence dream lives on, but we have probably lost nico for a long time

[Anonymous No.56981253]

Hmm

[Anonymous No.56981264]

>>56981253
It's gonna do a Marge

[Anonymous No.56981266]

>>56981210
Just start trading with $100 or some shit and practice. Schizobabble is a more accurate analogy than your horse race stuff

[Anonymous No.56981267]

>>56981242
Really purchase agreements are OTC forward contracts so there's no secondary market and margin but from a P/L standpoint it's the same thing.

[Anonymous No.56981270]

>>56981210
Just open a paper account and start trading.

[Anonymous No.56981279]

>>56981068
Based hors enjoyer. It'll be CHDN's time soon.
>>56981085
>Futures
You could have said "at the end of the race if you didn't sell you have to buy all the horsies (physical delivery) or pay for the value of all the horsies (cash settled)"
>Forex
You could go off overall win rates across different nations. So you're betting that American horses (USD) will continually beat Japanese umas (JPY) over a racing season.

[Anonymous No.56981283]

When will SPY do a split? I'm too poor

[Anonymous No.56981286]

Stock market general is gay

[Anonymous No.56981288]

>>56981283
Get a job

[Anonymous No.56981289]

Are you guys trading horses now? Don't hold out on me. I don't want to miss another opportunity like lean hogs.

[Anonymous No.56981294]

soxl back to $57 when?

[Anonymous No.56981299]

>>56981289
The trick is to label it as other types of meat and sell it in Europe

[Anonymous No.56981303]

>>56981068
options trading is not as binary/straight forward as gambling on sports. you need to learn about the greeks. its not like betting on the clear favorite in a sporting event and getting low odds but they win and you still win a bit of money. with options it can end in the money but you end up not making money because of time decay. lets say you buy a call option that is going to expire in 5 days. just for simplicity for this example, it has a theta of -$1. so three days pass, and the underlying stock price stays the same, and your option remains in the money, but the theta has decayed your option price. now your option is worth $3 less than it was before, even though it is still in the money and there is still time left. as in your horse is winning, and the race hasnt ended, but now your winning ticket is worth less. you would need that underlying stock price to increase to get that decayed time value back. its not just about picking the "winner".

[Anonymous No.56981302]

>>56981288
I already work at a car wash but they dont let me do full time hours

[Anonymous No.56981307]

So Friday we crash I guess. It was a fun day. Got to admit.

[Anonymous No.56981318]

>>56981303
I'm also nonbinary.

[Anonymous No.56981320]

>>56981110
fucking kill me

[Anonymous No.56981330]

>SAVE just broke my bottom trend line
Get back up there faggot.

[Anonymous No.56981338]

>>56981283
There are other s&p tracking etfs with lower price per share. SPLG is $55 right now.

[Anonymous No.56981343]

>>56981294
Soon SOXL sisters, soon

[Anonymous No.56981344]

>everybody just buys stocks
>everybody agrees never to sell
>take out lines of credit with banks
>spend that
>once you've spent it all, stocks have gone up (nobody is selling), take out more
>if needed, pay stock directly to the bank to make up for credit, not on the market, doesn't lower prices
>this forces stocks to ONLY increase in value and we ONLY get green days
Why don't we do this???

[Anonymous No.56981347]

>>56981110
I WILL live in the pod! And I WILL like it!

[Anonymous No.56981356]

>>56981344
If the government just banned short selling like they do in China and Korea then we would.

[Anonymous No.56981370]

>>56981344
We'd run out of stocks. Firing up stock printers usually ends badly.

[Anonymous No.56981376]

>>56981347
I will own the pod, you will friggin pay me rent pod man

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56981385]

i bought the autozone puts. see you all tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56981395]

>>56981370
CCL fired up the stock printer for two years and they are still up 113% this year even after diluting shares like 6 times lmao

[Anonymous No.56981399]

>>56981344
I believe that's called the Bill Hwang special

[Anonymous No.56981423]

>GUSH

[Anonymous No.56981424]

That was the easiest TQQQ buy of my life

[Anonymous No.56981431]

I need more leverage. Jerome. Make 5X TLT. 300% TLT isn't enough

[Anonymous No.56981432]

>>56981376
I will give you 50% of what I own (nothing). I am happy btw

[Anonymous No.56981445]

>>56981330
There's 18k call options expiring tomorrow pushing it down towards $15.

[Anonymous No.56981447]

would be pretty cool if we did crash i hate this faggy financial system so much i just want the world to burn and live on my rural property in peace

[Anonymous No.56981466]

>>56981447
I don't want it to completely crash. I just don't want it move in these retarded ways and schizoid moodswings.

[Anonymous No.56981473]

>>56981303
surely picking the winner still matters though? i thought options just add dimensionality into the ordinarily 2D line relationship of equities: now theres time involved. like you said, it is about picking the winner but also picking the right time for the winner to get there and/or keep going yeah? like in your example, it can be in the money and end up a loss since it wasn't moving. its not just how the dice lands, but the time for it to land there (what could be OTM one week is ITM next week yet it expired early, meaning a trade thesis was right, but poorly timed)

[Anonymous No.56981489]

>overnight slide

[Anonymous No.56981495]

>>56981302
Steal the change from people’s cars by “accidentally” vacuuming it up.

[Anonymous No.56981498]

I'm rebalancing from 60/40 stocks/indexes to 40/60. How's this for the plan
>Reduce green positions by 25%
>Reduce red positions by 30%
Going to do this on the last tax harvesting date for FY23
>DCA that money into indexes over a month
Adding in some leveraged shares depending on if the Fed minutes indicate Jerome lied like in '21.

[Anonymous No.56981500]

>>56981445
It's ok, I drew another line under it to give it more support.

[Anonymous No.56981546]

>>56981500
Don't worry, it'll pump like mad monday, or maybe even before we finish this week, as long as it can hold above $15 while it churns through all that inventory. That's half of the total volume today though, 2 million shares worth of option exposure.
As more investors digest the briefs, its more obvious than ever that the DoJ is talking out their ass on this one.

[Anonymous No.56981552]

>>56980869

It's a slow burner. All the hype died down cus niggas didn't carry enough stock. This, darling, is a 10 yr hold. Unless it's snake oil. You're a burger, please get some and try for us eurosmiggers so I can sleep at night

[Anonymous No.56981556]

All I want for Christmas is a Santa Rally

[Anonymous No.56981583]

>that russell
>out pacing the mega cap stocks
I told you that was a good look there mumu, yae all ye who be faithful the small caps shall inherit the market

[Anonymous No.56981601]

>>56981546
I was joking about drawing the line. I have some calls expiring tomorrow, holding on till end of day to sell. 4 hour chart pattern shows what you say, and it's looking a lot like a month ago on the 13th of Nov. Similar swings in volume and price action. There was a shitload of volume that sold on the 5th, and we've done good gobbling that all back up.

15DEC 8.5C
Let's see. When it moons it moons.

[Anonymous No.56981607]

>>56981583
>+6.3% since before the big pump yesterday

[Anonymous No.56981622]

All that bobo hype for a crab into power hour.

[Anonymous No.56981626]

dam bros I should of been buying more RKT at 8 bucks with the ceo

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56981631]

>>56981552
I don't drink alcohol anymore.

[Anonymous No.56981634]

>>56980823
My wife used to look like this
The years have not been kind to her sagging breasts
Luckily im into that shit

[Anonymous No.56981636]

What does it mean when TMF pumps into daily high at the close and gaps up overnight and then pumps into the daily high at the close?

Y'all niggas talking about stocks... Lmao...

[Anonymous No.56981642]

>>56980730
You just know.

[Anonymous No.56981650]

SAVE is converging onto two trend lines I drew earlier this week 0_0 They come together about five minutes before close at $15.22

[Anonymous No.56981652]

>>56981622
Snibbs is working for mumu

[Anonymous No.56981654]

Was it SCHD divvy day? Good golly Miss Molly, I think it was.

[Anonymous No.56981662]

>>56981344
if no one is selling no one can buy

[Anonymous No.56981676]

If you’re up by less than 1% today you are losing money

[Anonymous No.56981679]

>>56980730
>last night of hanukkah
...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56981688]

>>56981445
>>56981500
I bought the $15.50 SAVE puts just for you buddy. Thank me tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56981696]

S&P is UP on the day.

[Anonymous No.56981698]

>>56981688
Thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.56981715]

What are they trying to tell us?

[Anonymous No.56981727]

>>56981688
Stop banging Korean ladyboys faggot

[Anonymous No.56981729]

Witches are cute

[Anonymous No.56981740]

>>56981715
To take your meds

[Anonymous No.56981741]

Just opened a short on SAVE. I don’t believe the government will allow the DOJ to be humiliated yet again. What am I in for?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56981745]

>>56981727
kiss my ass

[Anonymous No.56981748]

So we are all in agreement the F.E.D. is retarded, right?
>rates right now are historically not all that restrictive
>inflation was slowing, but still hasn't quite moved much in last few months
>the last bit of inflation always goes down slower
>unemployment not ticking up by much
So why start talking about rate cuts at all? I can see the need to not overdue it with more hikes, but this pricing in cuts next year seems absolutely too soon.

[Anonymous No.56981754]

>>56981729
If you feel this way then you really oughta watch Soul Eater.

[Anonymous No.56981755]

>>56981741
>What am I in for?
A coinflip.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56981757]

>>56981741
pain, see >>56981688

[Anonymous No.56981759]

I'm hoping for a big red day so I can buy calls for the real santa rally

[Anonymous No.56981767]

>>56981759
>real santa rally
Oh shit was this just the mall Santa rally?

[Anonymous No.56981782]

>>56981688
Thanks boss.

[Anonymous No.56981784]

Should I hold the boil calls over night or nah?

[Anonymous No.56981788]

short PANW

[Anonymous No.56981792]

>>56981767
yeah looks like it, I sold my SOL calls at 12:40

[Anonymous No.56981793]

I switched from 100% PODD to 90% NEP and 10% TMF

NEP is just another PODD type situation with way more upside and a current 11% dividend. I think PODD will struggle to pass 250 so I’m moving over.
TMF was picked for obvious reasons as well.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56981806]

>>56981759
I'm sussin too, hoping we gets a AZO crash. Watch it drop a couple hunny my puts'll be str8 bussin.

[Anonymous No.56981813]

>>56981757
You’re a retard if you think the government will allow retail retards to make 100% on this.

[Anonymous No.56981814]

>>56981748
The combination of
>giga weimar print to bail out rich speculators
>hike too late and too little
>stop hiking too soon
>[You are here]
>start cutting too early without draining any meaningful amount of giga printed liquidity out of the system
will be literally the worst monetary policy mistake in human history.

[Anonymous No.56981815]

>>56981788
the "US Army Dashboard"? Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.56981822]

>>56981784
Hold. This BOIL pump is different than the immediate reversal off the initial crash a few days ago. This pump likely holds. $30+ on deck.

[Anonymous No.56981827]

>>56981815
It's gonna be the UI frontend code of some third party contractor developed tool for inventory tracking

[Anonymous No.56981830]

>>56981754
Saw it like 12 years ago. Pretty dope. I remember being annoyed how many times they said "soul" and "resonance" tho

[Anonymous No.56981837]

Hanukkah? More like 4chanukkah.

[Anonymous No.56981839]

>>56981788
Which website is this.
I need money for rent and have a debugger.

[Anonymous No.56981844]

>>56981806
why the fuck is autozone stock so expensive? All they do is marked up oil and wiper blades to retards. Their only worth is that people think they are the place to buy car stuff that in reality you should just buy from walmart for cheaper

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56981850]

>>56981813
I'm kinda kinda vibing for $SAVE to drop, ya know? Tossed some bucks into put options, hoping for that sweet return.

[Anonymous No.56981870]

>>56981839
X, formerly known as Twitter

[Anonymous No.56981874]

>>56981850
Congrats Save Sissies you’re deal will now go through

[Anonymous No.56981877]

POWER TWENTY MINUTES PLEASE

[Anonymous No.56981883]

>>56981844
I placed a pickup order from them at the end of summer and they not only didn't pick it on the day they said, but didn't have one of the items. I ended up going on Amazon and the order was 30% cheaper.

[Anonymous No.56981887]

>>56981870
Damn I really set myself up for that one.

[Anonymous No.56981898]

>>56981844
Not sure if this matters to everyone but it mattered to me. Autozone accepts used motor oil. I would pay a bit more for their oil gladly because I could dump my old oil off with them plus any added left over cooking oils I would mix in. Do with this info what you will.

[Anonymous No.56981900]

>>56981883
They're also like Radioshack with one store every few hundred feet.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56981908]

>>56981874
Bruh, why would Jet Blue even wanna link up with Spirit Airlines? Spirit's like the definition of the trashiest airline out there. No cap, that's a head scratcher.
#JetBlueDeservesBetter

[Anonymous No.56981910]

Ahh yeah brahs, is there any greater satisfaction than watching options you wrote expire worthless?

[Anonymous No.56981917]

>>56981883
I had a similar experience with brakes. Online it said the parts were in stock, went to the store and they said they had to order them. I ended up buying bosch rotors and pads from amazon for 1/3rd of the price of duralast

[Anonymous No.56981927]

I demand a happening before market close

[Anonymous No.56981931]

>>56981908
Planes are expensive.

[Anonymous No.56981930]

>>56981788
>us army dashboard

[Anonymous No.56981941]

>>56981302
So get another job or get a full time job

[Anonymous No.56981944]

>15 minutes to close
>nogo signal on SPY

dare I say, sour hour?

[Anonymous No.56981955]

My only regret is not going 300% TLT portfolio earlier

>You have to diversify
No. Jerome said rate cuts 2024 and I believe him

[Anonymous No.56981957]

>>56981788
Is this a good way to make money? Make up some fake BS and retards send you money

[Anonymous No.56981969]

>slight pullback after a face melting rally
>bears euphoric

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56981976]

>>56981955
Haha, you keep clutching onto that bond ETF, old man. Meanwhile, my AZO puts are straight up bussin doubling in price in 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.56981993]

Closed my position that expires tomorrow on SAVE. Gonna try to get in at a nice price on 29 DEC 15C tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56981999]

My Dec 15 CAKE calls are going to expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.56982008]

SOXL max pain is 23 dollars

[Anonymous No.56982026]

>>56981898
I just pour my old oil into an empty jug and toss that shit in the trash.

[Anonymous No.56982033]

>>56981993
You fucking retard there won’t be a decision by month end. He is ruling against around middle next month.

[Anonymous No.56982035]

>>56981976
What a fucking schizo chart lol

[Anonymous No.56982039]

>>56982033
>against
cope

[Anonymous No.56982040]

>>56982008
It is literally impossible for this to happen.

[Anonymous No.56982042]

>>56981556
Where were you the past seven weeks?

[Anonymous No.56982043]

>>56982033
LOL, I'm already in some of those positions, one of them is up 77.62% from the open TODAY.

[Anonymous No.56982044]

>>56981900
Damn RIP The Shack.

[Anonymous No.56982050]

>>56981830
katakana be like that.

https://youtu.be/zzJ8U8OtEsE?si=SN37DyyH5e6-wJcL

[Anonymous No.56982051]

>>56982039
You really think it’s just gonna be that easy to 2x your money?

[Anonymous No.56982060]

>resorting to daytrading to make money

Im ashamed of what I´ve become.

[Anonymous No.56982066]

>he didn't full port spy puts for quad witching

[Anonymous No.56982069]

>>56982051
I'm expecting to alreast 3x my money next year on TMF or I'm gonna be pissed.

[Anonymous No.56982075]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://youtu.be/1S95ieo7EtE

[Anonymous No.56982077]

>>56982060
I'm something of a daytrader myself
>Buys 0dte SPY calls at ATH

[Anonymous No.56982086]

Fuck y’all

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56982095]

>>56982060
FR FR mad respect, no shame in the game

[Anonymous No.56982096]

>>56982051
It's only 1.7x after taxes, but yeah.

[Anonymous No.56982105]

>>56982051
Yes. If I wasn't a retard I would have already been there.

[Anonymous No.56982107]

SPY puts last chance

[Anonymous No.56982108]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

[Anonymous No.56982122]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.56982138]

+4.98% and closed that SAVE option for a tidy $8000 for trading tomorrow during the bloodbath.

[Anonymous No.56982144]

>>56982122

[Anonymous No.56982146]

>>56982086
based

[Anonymous No.56982147]

>>56982122
Great. Cashed out all PODD at 210 and switched into TMF and NEP. Feeling really good smg.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56982152]

>>56982108
No cap, I never cracked the top 250. Big ups 4 that. That's some real mythic shit right there

[Anonymous No.56982154]

>>56982122
>up .46%
>>56981793
Ok excited as well.

[Anonymous No.56982157]

>>56982122
>100% TMF
>I fucking told you
>I would slurp the dip but it's never going to dip the rest of your life

Generational fucking low in bonds. Watch and learn.

[Anonymous No.56982164]

>>56982122
+182.51%)

[Anonymous No.56982166]

>>56982122
>Literal last minute +0.1%

LMFAO THANKS FOR PLAYING BOBOS

[Anonymous No.56982168]

>>56982122
-0.5% (unrealized)

[Anonymous No.56982170]

>>56982154
* exited

[Anonymous No.56982176]

>>56982157
Whats your analysis on why?

[Anonymous No.56982189]

>>56982176
Rate go down = bond go up

Shh top secret don't tell anyone

[Anonymous No.56982201]

>>56982189
Do you do leaps or just buy and hold?

[Anonymous No.56982202]

>>56982122
Comfy 0.30%.
Up 30% 1 year all VOO.

[Anonymous No.56982205]

and pullback down. hope you exited bears because friday will be green all day into a weekend boom close.

[Anonymous No.56982220]

>>56982108
>playing modern
gay

[Anonymous No.56982226]

>>56982144
>IBKR
based

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56982228]

>>56982122
Today was a rollercoaster for me. At one point I was down a wild 15%, but I hustled my way all the way back to the green. Just when I thought I was in the clear, the last 5 minutes pulled a fucken rug on me and I ended up down 0.66%. Markets be playing mind games, no cap fr fr.

[Anonymous No.56982231]

>>56982201
I'm all shares outside of $500 in 14dte lottery tickets right now. If I get a nice red day I would definitely get some leaps though

[Anonymous No.56982239]

Sold $10k worth of SOXL weeklies, running out tomorrow, the fuck do I buy? $15k worth

[Anonymous No.56982245]

>>56982202
Nice gains brah. Mirin your abs

[Anonymous No.56982246]

I hate SAVE sissies so much it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.56982247]

>>56982108
>constructed
lame

[Anonymous No.56982256]

>>56982122
+.73% My REITs are giving me SKEETS

[Anonymous No.56982266]

>>56982122
NOT GREAT
-1.53%

[Anonymous No.56982267]

>>56982226
A no-bullshit broker. Trade any market and make interest loaning your stock.

[Anonymous No.56982279]

>>56982122
from +108% to +221% to +47% on the day, all praise be to Jesus

[Anonymous No.56982333]

>>56982122
4.83% TLT bros stay winning

[Anonymous No.56982354]

>>56982122
-2%

im ok with it. positions are in good areas so im not stressing much. if they keep crabbing then im more worried.

[Anonymous No.56982355]

>>56982122
>-1.13%

[Anonymous No.56982365]

tomorrow we go nuclear

[Anonymous No.56982367]

>>56982122
+0.4%. Solid. Tight.

[Anonymous No.56982371]

>bobobo thread
>Markets are blood green
embarrassing

[Anonymous No.56982379]

>>56982122
I made everything back that I lost yesterday on that rip after the FOMC. I'm amped right now.

[Anonymous No.56982396]

Quick question anons: If my call expires tomorrow, when exactly does it expire?

[Anonymous No.56982403]

>>56982371
bobo's are extinct.

[Anonymous No.56982412]

>>56982396
when the market closes tomorrow afternoon.

[Anonymous No.56982433]

>>56982396
Technically it's like 5:30 PM or something. I've gotten fucked by that before - after hours news pumps.
You can't trade after market close though, only exercise.

[Anonymous No.56982435]

>keep thinking that I'll buy the dip
>stocks keep going up

[Anonymous No.56982449]

>>56982433
>You can't trade after market close though, only exercise.
Tf does that mean? I can't buy only sell?

[Anonymous No.56982464]

>>56982449
Anon you DO understand how options work right? Including what happens at expiration? You had to read the terms and conditions when you applied for options trading.

[Anonymous No.56982466]

>>56982122
+.70%

[Anonymous No.56982471]

How's everyone doing today?

[Anonymous No.56982477]

>>56982449
it’s best to sell before the market closes because sometimes some fuckery happens between when the market closes and when the option gets officially settled like >>56982433 said. you can just avoid all of that by selling them tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56982483]

I‘m constantly worried that option trading will be regulated like pattern day trading for poors like myself. No I don’t have $25k available to sit in my brokerage account, but at least I can turn $150 into $2k from options trading

[Anonymous No.56982494]

>>56982464
>Anon you DO understand how options work right?
No
>Including what happens at expiration?
I dunno, they get force sold?
>You had to read the terms and conditions when you applied for options trading.
Kek ain't nobody got time for that

[Anonymous No.56982495]

small cap Chad's we are so fucking back

[Anonymous No.56982497]

>>56982449
If you have the money to buy shares, you can tell your broker to exercise. You could then short sell shares in the post-market to neutralize the position.

In my case I sold CCs, and assume some MM was my counterparty, and then the stock pumped on some Friday evening buyout news which caused them to exercise the options, despite them being seemingly worthless at market close.

[Anonymous No.56982500]

>>56982122
Checked?

[Anonymous No.56982503]

>>56982483
If that high schooler who an hero'd after buying those AMZN spreads 3 years ago didn't cause anything to happen nothing will.

[Anonymous No.56982507]

>>56982122
As long as my daily gain is bigger than SPY's I am happy :)

[Anonymous No.56982515]

>>56982435
Bobos dead anon, there is no dips anymore...and there never will be.

[Anonymous No.56982519]

vdax under 13pts bros, my puts will start printing soon hehehe

[Anonymous No.56982522]

>>56982494
Based retard. Exercise means you buy/sell all the shares at the strike on the contract. Don't Learn too much about options. The dumb savant constantly outperforms the "genius" greeks guesser.

[Anonymous No.56982537]

>>56982503
Yes but the conversation started there and it’s not going to go away especially when hedge funds are getting squeezed for two months straight

[Anonymous No.56982545]

>>56982494
>No
Anon!

[Anonymous No.56982548]

>>56981844
Look at their financials. They are debtmaxxing to buybackmaxx at the cost of negative equity.
>1b in revenue
>0.9b in buybacks
>0.3b in net new debt

[Anonymous No.56982557]

>>56982522
Ok but who the fuck cares about the strike price, can't i sell whenever


Also all that nerd shit is way too confusing, only thing that's relevant is knowing whether it will moon or dump

[Anonymous No.56982565]

>>56982483
Get your bread up before then anon. This December we Santa rally so all the CEOs and investment managers can go home and slap their dicks on the table while their families clap. Then in January/February who the fuck knows, crab? Euphoria?

[Anonymous No.56982574]

>>56982471
Nice. Doing good. Looks like I got out of that SAVE call at just the right time, huge volume selling after hours. Hoping to scalp more calls for the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.56982578]

>>56980721
>travel expert and tiktoker
I'm sorry but what the fuck. Who the hell are these people?

[Anonymous No.56982580]

>>56982483
I wish I was a boss and had a hot secretary that I would secretly catch trading options while on the clock.
I'd ask her to come into my office. Then instead of being mad talk to her about it, and reveal everything I've learned from /biz/. She is impressed and we bang.
Eventually I get her pregnant. I already have a wife and kids but they don't need to know so just have this new finance family on the side.
The finance family we raise 4 kids, and all become titans of industry non seen since the robber barons of the gilded age.

[Anonymous No.56982592]

>>56982483
What are you trading options on that doesn't require a brokerage account?

[Anonymous No.56982600]

>>56982557
Idiot but also kinda accurate lmao

[Anonymous No.56982602]

>>56982483
same, its all I have since wfh ended for new jobs. I do paid studies and surveys and trade options. 50 dollars I make one week becomes 500 dollars another week.

[Anonymous No.56982612]

>>56982565
>Then in January/February who the fuck knows
crab til april
then moon

[Anonymous No.56982614]

>>56982580
>I've learned from /biz/
Nah nigga

[Anonymous No.56982636]

>>56980727
>>56980730
How is this known?

[Anonymous No.56982638]

>>56982602
I'm glad I'm not invested in stocks anymore because there are sure a lot of zoomers doing the "bro just donate your plasma and 10x it on Tesla calls" around again and that shit never works out good

[Anonymous No.56982640]

>>56980727
>>56980801
>>56980828
Nothing will happen tomorrow because of this. The market may even gap upwards to hit the resistance point it was at exactly 2 years ago. I'm confident in this because every time /smg/ is unwarrantedly bearish or bullish literally nothing happens since you guys are always calling for the giga meltup to 5k on the SP or dump to 2500 when in reality we're just in crab city.

The point where it dumps comes AFTER the options expiry, once the big players make their longs or whatever they all dump en mass to rotate their portfolios. Violently ass sharting dump for a week or two, then the market recovers like it was nothing into the new year. Waka Waka.

>>56980731
FEAR

[Anonymous No.56982641]

>>56982122
my gme position closed green today, back at $27.5k

[Anonymous No.56982649]

>>56982644
>>56982644

[Anonymous No.56982650]

>>56982435
When the dip comes you won't buy anyway since you will wait for it to 'bottom out' and buy the TRUE dip.

[Anonymous No.56982653]

>>56982557
This. Just paper trade them until you get a good feeling on how different strike prices and dates affect the spreads vs stock price and volatility. I missed a pretty decent bag today, but whatever, I'll be on the look out for it again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56982668]

>>56982578
plus-sized travel experts are in high demand here in 'murica because we're all fat lard asses from eating mcdonalds and driving our motorized scooters everywhere. like if you need to know if a certain resort has motorized scooter rentals, but you're too embarrassed to ask, you just go on your chinese propaganda tool, and check the plus-sized travel influencers for reviews.

[Anonymous No.56982708]

>>56982396
Your brokerage may close your position 30 minutes before the market closes to ensure liquidity.
>>56982433
My brokerage says it's the weekend. From experience options I've sold that end up in the money get exercised on Saturday usually.

[Anonymous No.56982734]

>>56982122
Unbeheemed further thanks to Lean Hogs and Oil. My cattle spread keeps shitting the bed.