/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56966519]

Jerome time edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>56964676

[Anonymous No.56966542]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.56966543]

Jerome is my NIGGA.

Kimi ga dokoka mayotta toki ni
Boku no kokoro mo samayotteitara
Mitsukete agerarenain da
Yasashisa dake janaku sono tsuyosa mo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAUm-0uOo60

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56966544]

How much higher do we go after the news?

[Anonymous No.56966548]

FIRST FOR TLT KINGS RISE

[Anonymous No.56966558]

>>56966543
He only got the job because senators read his name and assumed he was black.

[Anonymous No.56966559]

>>56966544
Spy 4800

[Anonymous No.56966564]

>>56966519
not so fast, nignogs

[Coombler No.56966565]

>>56966544
$490 SPY by EOD Monday.

[Anonymous No.56966566]

What exactly is the meaning of this?
Just pawns in your twisted game
Severe pain for the lie I'm livin'
For a put I never could betray

"Question me not", say the Lord unto thee
You have chosen your own fate and your own destiny
Denied of this short is what you are to be
You have chosen your own fate and your own destiny

[Anonymous No.56966568]

>>56966558
yep they thought he was Colin Powell's brother

[Anonymous No.56966573]

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
JOE BUYBACK

[Anonymous No.56966576]

>>56966544
sell the news event

[Anonymous No.56966577]

>>56966559
Make it so

[Anonymous No.56966580]

>>56966559
If SPY doesn't get to 480 EOY I'm killing myself.

[Anonymous No.56966581]

SPY ATH by years end

[Anonymous No.56966583]

nice christmas rally

[Anonymous No.56966589]

Tlt going to ATH.

[Anonymous No.56966590]

>>56966544
i thought you said we were tanking

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56966591]

OH FUCK THE GO SIGNAL CHANGED TO A NOGO AND I LOCKED IN MY CALLS!!!! FUCK THIS GAY SHIT!!!

[Anonymous No.56966593]

Forget Nancy, I want to know what Hunter's investing in.

Other than CRAK.

[Anonymous No.56966595]

>>56966548
I would literally give my right arm just to go on a date with a woman thats debt free, virgin with no tattoos or mental illness, and be treated like a man

[Anonymous No.56966600]

I hope the Fed raises.

[Anonymous No.56966603]

hate MANU so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.56966605]

hmmm... why is SOXL red?

[Anonymous No.56966606]

Huh, turns out dip slurping *was* the correct strategy for UEC.

[Anonymous No.56966607]

>>56966595
>with no tattoos
The people who create the intense PR targeted at women convincing them to become tattooed orcs should be killed in the streets.

[Anonymous No.56966608]

>>56966595
>Woman
>No mental illness
Pick one

[Anonymous No.56966613]

>bloomberg shows bits from earlier interviews about future rate changes
>citi bank dude says we are heading for cuts
>jp morgan chick says we are too early for cuts
>blackrock chick says we are just going to be chilling next year

[Anonymous No.56966614]

>>56966600
I think it's hilarious the calendars turned up today with a *range* in the forecast.

[Anonymous No.56966615]

>>56966595
>a woman thats debt free, virgin with no tattoos or mental illness, and be treated like a man
Shant be happening, friend. You will date a trooned out, indebted, roastie!

[Anonymous No.56966618]

>Egg prices are likely to start rising again after the top US producer had its first-ever outbreak of deadly bird flu https://trib.al/2c2w6GE

It's over Mumu. The black swan.

[Anonymous No.56966624]

if they actually cut rates in the next year or so house prices are going to get even more insane

[Anonymous No.56966628]

>>56966618
>CALM up 10%
Holy moly

[Anonymous No.56966630]

>>56966613
Aren't they in the business of influencing markets?
Why do they keep putting women on there? What retard takes advice from a woman?

[Anonymous No.56966635]

>>56966624
They can’t cut yet but summer of next year they will. June ish

[Anonymous No.56966640]

All in on SAVE bros.

[Anonymous No.56966642]

>>56966618
where are the egg futures for the US, found only chink one

[Anonymous No.56966644]

>>56966577
No no no no no no no wait wait wait wait

[Anonymous No.56966649]

>>56966593
Last row is "Recreation"

[Anonymous No.56966650]

/OJ bros the coffee chads are laughing at us...

[Anonymous No.56966651]

>>56966605
WHAT THE FUCK?!

[Anonymous No.56966652]

Thoughts on my wife, Bloomberg Chief Equities Analyst Alexandra Semenova?

[Anonymous No.56966656]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.56966663]

>>56966640
All in on selling short term SAVE calls. Making bank off this crabbing.

[Anonymous No.56966674]

Test

[Anonymous No.56966675]

>>56966615
Yes but let a man dream. As a man a normal obediant woman who obeys her husband was gifted to us by GOD. But ((((They)))) stole it from us for profits..... ( 1 A woman[a] should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man;[b] she must be quiet. 13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. 15 But women [c] will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.) Timothy Chapter 2

[Anonymous No.56966678]

>>56966644
I counter your plea

[Anonymous No.56966681]

>>56966656
This image just keeps getting more pixelated...

[Anonymous No.56966682]

>>56966652
Literally has semen in her name, I bet she could suck the chrome off a hubcap

[Anonymous No.56966688]

>>56966642
I did what I thought was right
All for the short of my life
I know it's sad but true
Something is very wrong
Condemned to suffer so long
For a crash so true

[Anonymous No.56966691]

>>56966565
If she was the last jew on the planet I would breed her. Sorry bros I wouldn't be able to help it.

[Anonymous No.56966695]

>>56966678
Fuck

[Anonymous No.56966698]

>>56966652
She took the call.

[Anonymous No.56966704]

>>56966652
Thats a man, should be obvious

[Anonymous No.56966710]

>>56966650
WHEAT IS A CRIME SCENE AND THE SUGTARDS SHOULD BE CALLING IT OUT TOO IF THEY WEREN'T SO POZZED

[Anonymous No.56966720]

Well slap my dick and call me a sissy, gonna be a red day.

[Anonymous No.56966726]

>>56966682
I don't understand oral sex. Having your dick in someone else's mouth is actually super weird and unpleasant.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56966731]

>>56966652
Talk about a broad who could make me blow a semen nova inside her snatch.

[Anonymous No.56966737]

thanks fed listens. I feel heard.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56966739]

>>56966726
Your boyfriend just isn't doing it right.

[Anonymous No.56966744]

I sold. This means it will only continue to pump.

[Anonymous No.56966745]

>>56966731
Shut up baggie you fucking suck at women

[Anonymous No.56966748]

how would I go about backtesting something like selling 25 delta puts on soxl every week?

[Anonymous No.56966749]

>>56966720
Wait till JPow tie color is visible.

[Anonymous No.56966752]

>>56966737
why are jews so overly obsessed with niggers? LOL

[Anonymous No.56966756]

>>56966710
What changed that sugar is crashing this hard? Currently not reading about it.

[Anonymous No.56966762]

>>56966726
its not supposed to be in their mouth.

[Anonymous No.56966769]

>>56966749
what it means??? red = hawkish blue = dovish??

[Anonymous No.56966772]

>>56966642
Last time we had eggflation, I think CALM was the only ticker bandied about: >>56966628

[Anonymous No.56966778]

>>56966726
maybe you just haven't had a good partner, this pregnant chick made me finish in like 2 minutes once

[Anonymous No.56966786]

>>56966559
>Spy 4800
>Spy
>4800

[Anonymous No.56966787]

>Jerome is talking about rates today

[Anonymous No.56966790]

>>56966726
>mouth
either your BF sucks or you're a dicklet who can't get throat, perhaps both.

[Anonymous No.56966792]

>>56966756
THE SILOS CHANGE COLLATERAL REQUIREMENTS AND ARE NOW SHORTING SALT AS SUGAR

[Anonymous No.56966793]

>>56966778
I've had about a dozen. None of them have ever made me come from oral sex.

[Anonymous No.56966797]

>>56966752
bought into decades of lies, desperate to find a successful one to not look like clowns. racial bagholders

[Anonymous No.56966798]

>>56966559
you heard him AI gonna take us to world GDP 4quadrillion.

[Anonymous No.56966800]

>>56966756
It has a suspiciously strong correlation with inflation IIRC.

[Anonymous No.56966812]

>>56966786
Doombull time
>captcha GDP

[Anonymous No.56966814]

>>56966565
I wanna Hamas her.

[Anonymous No.56966818]

>>56966613
>goldman says buy the dip (do they mean to say there will be a dip?)

[Anonymous No.56966826]

>>56966756
I just bought a bag (an actual physical paper bag) of sugar for the first time since 2020. That's probably triggered some algorithm run by Aldi or my credit card company causing a hedge fund to sell.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56966828]

>>56966756
Sugar is tied really closely with oil. So with crude getting fucked the past few weeks, sugar has been right there along for the ride.

[Anonymous No.56966831]

>ALIBABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

[Anonymous No.56966832]

>>56966726
It is fucking dangerous.

[Anonymous No.56966841]

>>56966756
Carnivore diet tiktok trends. Sugar had its best time. Zoomers don't want chemicals laced with sugar in their food.

[Anonymous No.56966845]

>>56966630
>Why do they keep putting women on there?
For plausible deniability. Whenever a diverse spokesperson comes foreward, they can later say it was just one way to look at the problem, and there could be other ways to look at it.

[Anonymous No.56966848]

>>56966832
Yeah I really fucking hate the teeth.

[Anonymous No.56966849]

why yes, I will keep holding MARA as it runs to a new yearly high, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.56966858]

>>56966793
you know you can guide them right? tell them they need to actually make a sucking motion with their mouth, I think a pornstar made a guide lol

[Anonymous No.56966862]

>>56966845
Yeah, everyone knows that. Their goal is to sell themselves as credible.

[Anonymous No.56966866]

My portfolio was 1% short of beating the Magnificent 7. I shall commit Sudoku.

[Anonymous No.56966870]

>>56966544
fuck if you're bullish i might flip my position
nothing against you but if we both bet the same way we always lose

[Anonymous No.56966874]

>>56966848
All it takes in one seizure and you're done.

[Anonymous No.56966876]

Forgot we get s.e.p and dot plot today.

[Anonymous No.56966885]

>>56966841
That's fine. The millions of latinos will drink Coca Cola regardless.

[Anonymous No.56966889]

Joining the Labor force after covid. I can see the problem.

[Anonymous No.56966890]

Who else is listening to the fedwave?
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

[Anonymous No.56966900]

Pfizer is unironically going to zero within 24 months
They'll bleed to 20ish in the next 6 months which will put the dividend yield at 8% and payout ratio well above 100%
Then they'll will cut the dividend probably 70-80% if not entirely, which will cause the stock price to plummet to 10-12.
They'll start panic selling parts of the company and initiate mass layoffs, including the leadership who will be replaced by hip melanin rich females. This will complete the downward spiral into insolvency and bankruptcy by January 2026 at the latest.

[Anonymous No.56966909]

>>56966885
What are those white cubes? Does a can of coke really have 10 white cubes in it?

[Anonymous No.56966921]

>>56966909
Anon are you retarded

[Anonymous No.56966924]

>>56966885
Man sugary drinks are such a bad deal both ways.
calories/$? Just buy raw sugar for a fraction of the price
Health wise? You should pretty much just never drink them. Certainly not a whole "serving."

Also your image actually makes them look healthier than they are since it's showing granulated sugar which is (IIRC) usually just glucose whereas in the US (and this is illegal in many other countries) it's HFCS which is way more unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.56966927]

>>56966909
>What are those white cubes
Cocaine, anon. Cocaine.

[Anonymous No.56966928]

>>56966900
im opening long shorts, you better be right.

[Anonymous No.56966934]

>>56966748
you will make a lot of money then randomly lose it all and more at some point

[Anonymous No.56966943]

>>56966831
The story is "Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves" so BABA's price target is 40 dollars. Hong Kong.

[Anonymous No.56966944]

>>56966748
Don't short volatility on LETFs. Especially puts.

[Anonymous No.56966948]

>>56966885
So if I cut my apples I'll eat less sugar?

[Anonymous No.56966951]

I can't concentrate at work because all I can think of is Abby's milkers. I'm going to have to go jerk on in a stall.

[Anonymous No.56966958]

>>56966943
>40 dollars
It's over...

[Anonymous No.56966962]

>>56966924
It is arguably the leading cause of obesity. If you eat something which has 11 grams of added sugars out of 12 grams of total sugars, you deserve to bloat up.
Pic related is an example. Top image is what you look like after drinking sugary swill mead for two months.

[Anonymous No.56966965]

Is coomer still here or did they blow up? easily worst trades in recent memory.

[Anonymous No.56966967]

>>56966900
>They'll bleed to 20ish in the next 6 months which will put the dividend yield at 8% and payout ratio well above 100%
Declining stock price does not impact payout ratio.

[Anonymous No.56966972]

if you have an Alexa and say to it, "Alexa, thank my driver" it will give them $5, no cost to you.

[Anonymous No.56966975]

>>56966652
>semen nova

[Anonymous No.56966988]

>>56966866
For comparison, here are all of today's benchmarks
>TQQQ: +0.21%
>SOXL: -0.68%
>MAGS: -0.33%
>BOIL: +6.02%
>TMF: +1.81%
>BITF: +10.24%

[Anonymous No.56966993]

cmon big J
one surprise rate hike to wipe a million smiles off of smug cunt's faces

[Anonymous No.56967000]

>>56966958
To be clear, anon, I mean 40 HKD. Which is approximately $5.12 US.

[Anonymous No.56967020]

Expect a bunch of movement on Friday.
>source: esoteric knowledge of market movement.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56967022]

>>56966948
That's correct, but be careful, if you cut your cantaloupe into pieces from a wedge you get more sugar.

[Anonymous No.56967023]

>>56967000
Checked for true.

[Anonymous No.56967031]

>>56967020
What a coincidence, I'm expecting several bowel movements friday.

[Anonymous No.56967033]

>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
Could you imagine if they didn't do this?

[Anonymous No.56967043]

>>56966967
No, but declining revenue does. And pfizer income is in complete collapse.

[Anonymous No.56967044]

>>56967000
DELETE THIS POST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.56967045]

>>56966993
what a christmas gift. we've been at 4% core cpi for so long.

[Anonymous No.56967056]

im sick of listening to all these pundits talking about pricing in 2024 rate cuts, i hope heromes fucks em all

[Anonymous No.56967060]

>>56967044
It's simple, anon: Buy YANG until China stops being communist.

[Anonymous No.56967062]

Soon.

[Anonymous No.56967066]

>>56966797
I look forward to history viewing BLM in the same lens as occupy wall street.

[Anonymous No.56967068]

>>56967056
We're getting a rate cut in the spring. It won't be good for stocks.

[Anonymous No.56967069]

>>56966909
>soda
>bubbler
why is milwaukee so fucking weird

[Anonymous No.56967070]

>>56967056
*Jerome

[Anonymous No.56967075]

Think UVXY calls or SOXL puts are a smart move?

[Anonymous No.56967081]

>>56967062
We know it's coming. We can do nothing to stop it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56967085]

New GO signal spotted on ticker symbol SPY!

[Anonymous No.56967092]

>>56967068
Fuck it then, crash the economy then. No survivors.

[Anonymous No.56967097]

>>56967044
I can't afford to buy 1 chinkshit from American stores what makes you think I can afford chinkshitx10,000 from chyna?
please answer the question on the screen.

[Anonymous No.56967114]

>>56966965
he is and bought some calls for spy 480 22nd of december or something close to that

[Anonymous No.56967120]

>>56966874
No risk no reward. Financially speaking

[Anonymous No.56967134]

>>56967081
Its cost me whole lower torso to hold this short position but I'll get mine in the end
t. bear.

[Anonymous No.56967135]

have 10k.
what buy?

[Anonymous No.56967140]

>>56967135
Same, what the fuck do we buy? TQQQ calls?

[Anonymous No.56967142]

>>56967097
So what you're saying is you're poor?

[Anonymous No.56967144]

Rate hike followed by financial collapse. That's Bidenomics!

[Anonymous No.56967149]

>>56967135
If you want risk: The falling UEC knife
If you want safe, conservative gains: 0dte BABA puts

[Anonymous No.56967157]

>>56967140
>>56967135
Lean hogs are lookin juicy, buy the dip

[Anonymous No.56967163]

NONE OF YOU FUCKS INFORMED OF OF CCCC. DO ANY OF YOU EVEN HAVE A FIDELITY ACCOUNT?! JESUS CHRIST, ITS TOO LATE NOW. UT FUCK ME IF WE ALL JUST PAID ATTENTION TWO DAYS AGO AT THE BIGGEST MOVIERS LIST. FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR MISSING ON SUCH EASY MONEY AND FUCK ME FOR NOT SCOLDING ALL OF YOU SOONER,

[Anonymous No.56967165]

TMD

[Anonymous No.56967171]

>>56966595
>debt free
Right now? Be serious.

[Anonymous No.56967184]

>>56967163
You wouldn't have bought.

[Anonymous No.56967188]

>US consumers are spending at record levels, and economists are mystified, struggling to forecast an end point, per BBC.

Yet places like Hasbro and Etsy are doing a lot of layoffs...do they expect to believe this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.56967194]

>>56967163
there was a guy in here that shorted it yesterday. wonder if he ever covered

[Anonymous No.56967197]

>>56967043
Perhaps, but that's not what you said. You said that declining stock price would increase payout ratio. Which is retarded.

[Anonymous No.56967200]

>retard still holding BABA
lol
PDD is now the way

[Anonymous No.56967201]

>>56967188
They're all just buying mcdonalds because they're stressed.

[Anonymous No.56967206]

Sell your baba before it goes to $40 U BETCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.56967208]

What will Powell say today?

[Anonymous No.56967209]

>>56967184
I am a social trader. Like a man at the craps table; I prefer to win/lose with people. The dopamine doesn’t hit as hard if people are around to enjoy the highs/lows. One of the first reasons I joined this general years ago

[Anonymous No.56967216]

Please Jerome...my puts...

>>56967201
I'm stress buying right now. I even did some buy now pay later shit just because it was 0% financing even though I can afford it. I Feel like nobody else does this properly though and its just causing even worse credit debt.

[Anonymous No.56967220]

>>56967188
Layoffs are bullish for companies. If they do it appropriately, it will lead to significant gains 2 quarters down the road.

[Anonymous No.56967224]

>>56967209
This. Trading is way more fun with other people. You have to have a forum to go with your brokerage.
I'm surprised none of them have capitalized on this.

[Anonymous No.56967227]

>>56967208
He will say Yellen is a fat commie hag... In the form of a rate increase of course.

[Anonymous No.56967228]

ready for any scenario

[Anonymous No.56967230]

>>56967142
No
t.PicoBillionaire.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.56967237]

.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56967239]

GO! GO! GO!

[Anonymous No.56967238]

AHHH THE NOTES ARE OUT HE'S RAISING IT BY 100 BASE POINTS

[Anonymous No.56967246]

>It's foreclosure season, Mr. Anon.

[Anonymous No.56967247]

>>56967224
It may look like insider trading/market manipulation. Look at how the institution freaked out on Reddit. Imagine the backlash a legit brokerage/bank would get for this type of shenanigans. Even though it happens everyday, it cannot be sponsored officially.

[Anonymous No.56967248]

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[Anonymous No.56967254]

[Anonymous No.56967255]

>5.25% to 5.5% confirmed
It's over for bobos.

[Anonymous No.56967257]

>>56967239
Link?

[Anonymous No.56967265]

LFG!!!!!!!!!
go the back up uuuuuuu betch!!!

[Anonymous No.56967267]

HIGHER STOCK PRICES FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.56967268]

>>56967135
>>56967140
MSFT.

[Anonymous No.56967269]

Powell is a faggot, literally.

[Anonymous No.56967270]

>>56966744
suicide

[Anonymous No.56967271]

Not watching the stream or reading the press release, just watching the minute candles and oh my fuck what?

[Anonymous No.56967272]

>>56967188
Personal saving rate near all time low (pre-2008)

[Anonymous No.56967275]

Is Canada going out of business?

[Anonymous No.56967279]

>>56967200
Top signal for PDD bottom signal for BABA.
>>56967206
Not selling take it to 0.01 HKD I don't give a shit I'll sink but I won't sell.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56967281]

ALL SIGNALS SAY GO! 0 NOGO SIGNALS SPOTTED ON THE TICKER $SPY!!! THIS IS IT!!! GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY!!!!

[Anonymous No.56967288]

it amazes me that there are still bears in this general. you would think people that post here would have some level of baseline awareness to be able to see we are going higher. it just seems like mental illness at this point

[Anonymous No.56967289]

>>56967247
I feel like having it *on the brokerage site itself* is just about the farthest you can get from it being insider trading.
Although yeah that could probably get pretty harry.

[Anonymous No.56967291]

>>56967237
YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD

[Anonymous No.56967292]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WAHT DID i MISS

[Anonymous No.56967293]

>>56967281
Why not wait for JPOW at 2:30?

[Anonymous No.56967295]

>>56967275
God I hope so, I'd like to buy part of the Yukon when they go under

[Anonymous No.56967301]

HOLY SHIT WTF IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.56967303]

ERECT

[Anonymous No.56967304]

>>56967292
>>56967301
Fed decision dumbfucks. You deserve to lose money.

[Anonymous No.56967308]

>>56967301
Nothing? It always does this when Powell speaks.

[Anonymous No.56967310]

you fucking idiots we're in the euphoria phase this is literally exactly what happened before the crash in 2008 and every other recession

[Anonymous No.56967320]

POWELL SPEECH LEAKED HE WILL SAY THE NWORD 10 TIMES

[Anonymous No.56967329]

>>56967320
HOLY SHIT BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.56967330]

BOBO KNEELS

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

[Anonymous No.56967331]

>>56967310
Did you get liquidated bobo?

[Anonymous No.56967332]

>>56967320
Is this bullish for the stock market? Do I short insurance companies that cover arson?

[Anonymous No.56967336]

>He didn't hike.
Boring...

[Anonymous No.56967340]

>>56967310
You should have also learned that even when crash is inevitable, predicting the exact time it happens is impossible.

[Anonymous No.56967341]

S&P to 5000

[Anonymous No.56967342]

did anyone really think powell would raise rates?

[Anonymous No.56967344]

<REVERSE

[Anonymous No.56967346]

>>56967310
I know. That's why I'm riding the elevator to the top and shorting when they start lowering the rates.

[Anonymous No.56967356]

>>56967342
No, but at least not change dotplot

[Anonymous No.56967357]

Recapping what will happen yet again for retarded zoomers who never lived through a recession before.

>disinflation is ahead of schedule, might even have negative inflation Q1 & Q2 next year
>will be massive rate cuts as fed realizes their hikes were too aggressive
>this will signal the market peak
>in Q3 the lagging data will come out with GDP in the negative and big job layoffs
>fed will continue cutting all the way to 0 but without avail
>2008 style recession electric boogaloo

Again, the recession is ALREADY happening. You just won't find out about it for another 6 months.

[Anonymous No.56967367]

>>56967357
>disinflation is ahead of schedule, might even have negative inflation Q1 & Q2 next year
Except inflation is exactly on the mark you dumb permabobofaggot.

[Anonymous No.56967370]

Lol

[Anonymous No.56967371]

>>56967340
Generally getting out of equities when the first rate cut happens is a safe play.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56967373]

>>56967310
I'ma get out as soon as I see a NOGO signal.

>>56967293
That would have cost me 100% of my gains on trading position. I'd be sitting here at 0% gains, instead of 130% gains from what I started with.

[Anonymous No.56967375]

>>56967310
In how many weeks is this recession happening?

[Anonymous No.56967376]

Doves fly

Bulls run

[Anonymous No.56967379]

>>56967357
>Again, the recession is ALREADY happening. You just won't find out about it for another 6 months.
Yeah, it's kinda silly we never talk about the fact calling a recession by the classical definition is a lookback measure.

[Anonymous No.56967383]

>>56967367
>Except inflation is exactly on the mark
Now subtract fossil fuel.

[Anonymous No.56967390]

>>56967376
Why would they lie to the American public like that?

[Anonymous No.56967394]

>>56967376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYzu-6_9D_s
theme for this christmas

[Anonymous No.56967402]

>>56967375
I'd expect a pullback mid January when they get the dismal holiday sales numbers.

[Anonymous No.56967401]

>>56967375
PUMA PUNKU

[Anonymous No.56967408]

>>56967310
>you fucking idiots we're in the euphoria phase this is literally exactly what happened before the crash in 2008 and every other recession
Boobs if we keep repeating this surely it'll crash... r-right?

[Anonymous No.56967411]

>>56967375
two

[Anonymous No.56967414]

Is it time to put?

[Anonymous No.56967415]

Don’t forget, CURLF will also be CURA on the Toronto stock exchange! MSOS will somethin tomorrow for sure!

[Anonymous No.56967417]

We are now 14 months into the "no more rate hikes" rally.

[Anonymous No.56967424]

>>56967383
You mean like Fed did? Dumb nigger. Accept you're a retarded faggot and take the L.

[Anonymous No.56967431]

>>56967417
>and that’s a good thing
>and here is why!

[Anonymous No.56967432]

Bobos eat my ass

[Anonymous No.56967437]

>>56967376
retard question, but we are already in a state of high-inflation. how does going back to 2% deal with the already settled in over-inflation?

wouldn't going back to 2% just essentially maintain the current status quo? which, right now, is inflated prices?

[Anonymous No.56967441]

>>56967402
its awful you have to position before then b/c any mathfag could find the poison stone and kneecap someone.

[Anonymous No.56967444]

>>56967424
Don't rope on the 5% red candle

[Anonymous No.56967445]

>want to options on a stock
>post bid
>shoots up 2%
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.56967449]

EAT MY ASS BOBO YOU MISERABLE FUCK

[Anonymous No.56967454]

i increased my short a bit just expecting Powell to piss everybody off and crash the market a bit when he says he foresees additional rate hikes in 2024

[Anonymous No.56967459]

>>56967310
How many times are you going to spam this?

[Anonymous No.56967462]

>>56967437
>how does going back to 2% deal with the already settled in over-inflation?
It doesn't inflation would still compound at 2% in that scenario although at a faster rate considering that prices are up double digits already.

[Anonymous No.56967464]

>>56967444
Faggot I will be literally surfing down the crash when they lower the rates.

Take the L. You are low IQ.

[Anonymous No.56967471]

>>56967464
Yo but don’t rope on the 6% drop

[Anonymous No.56967476]

>>56967464
Nice reddit spacing btw

[Anonymous No.56967479]

>>56967464
>>56967454
Go to the Bed Bath and Beyond General so you can seethe with other schizos

[Anonymous No.56967482]

>>56967437
cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.56967484]

>>56967449
>TFW you female broker will never tell you to eat her ass

[Anonymous No.56967487]

>>56967454
People really got traumatized by Jackson Hole, didn't they?

[Anonymous No.56967489]

>>56967464
post positions

[Anonymous No.56967498]

Uwutm8?
>not even down a percent

[Anonymous No.56967500]

>>56967454
>catching soaring dildos

baka

[Anonymous No.56967501]

Why is the stock market almost at the all time high. Arent we in a recession

[Anonymous No.56967502]

Soft Landing is here. U BETCH

[Anonymous No.56967512]

>>56967498
Everyone already knew it would happen so it was priced in.

[Anonymous No.56967513]

>>56967501
You should know that socks don’t equal economy

[Anonymous No.56967514]

>>56967454
>rate hikes in 2024
hes done senpai. theyve said theyre done. the dot plot indicated theyre done. they will hold until inflation brekas down again. then cut next year.

[Anonymous No.56967516]

>>56967376
how do people read this so quickly? Spy pumped like 20 seconds after it was released

[Anonymous No.56967518]

>>56967502
>Soft Landing
More like paragliding into the Mariana trench.

[Anonymous No.56967519]

>>56967501
FORWARD
LOOKING
NEWFAGS

[Anonymous No.56967520]

OKAY UNIRONICALLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56967522]

>>56967489
91 Long turbo certs on Shit & Piss 500 with a fucked up leverage.

Gonna sell them as soon as the momentum dies out.

[Anonymous No.56967524]

>>56967501
why is a manipulated asset at this price?

[Anonymous No.56967525]

>>56967516
>people

[Anonymous No.56967527]

>>56967502
wtf is my stream behind?

[Anonymous No.56967528]

>>56967498
>recall
probably just a nightly update.

[Anonymous No.56967529]

>>56967516
OCR and AI. This is 20 year old tech

[Anonymous No.56967531]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56967533]

2007 first rate cut was in September.

Check where the S&P was at that time.

[Anonymous No.56967537]

>>56967514
no way. if core doesn't start coming under, rate hikes will continue. The only reason they've slowed down is because they did what they said they would for the year. core is hard stuck at 4%. They'd probably let it go at 3% but the entire year of rate hikes was basically
>UNTIL THE JOB WAS DONE
Job isn't done yet. Only reason things aren't as doom and gloom as they could be is because we're in the off season since oil production is down. Once shit warms up, inflation will go with it, and core will still be at 4% minimum

[Anonymous No.56967538]

nothing personnel, bobo, it's just business

[Anonymous No.56967541]

I want to be rich so badly

[Anonymous No.56967542]

>>56967533
More 2008 cope bobo?

[Anonymous No.56967547]

> there are people in this general that sold, knowing full well there would be cuts on the dot plot
wewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.56967548]

>>56967293
ello newfag the numbers always leak at 1400 and the bots either skyrocket it or tank it and then powell says all of the numbers at 1430 and normies buy after the pump or sell after the dip

[Anonymous No.56967550]

>>56967201
could it also be due to that new meme called doom spending? I've seen stupid niggas putting fucking domino's pizza on payment plans.

[Anonymous No.56967551]

Uhm fellas. You aren’t serious right now? Sell the news ya dumb fucks. I’m loading up for next months outs right meow.

[Anonymous No.56967553]

bobo on suicide watch. Dow 40k soon

[Anonymous No.56967555]

>>56967533
>2008 will save me in just 2 more weeks
You're underwater aren't you? Just take a deep breath and relax. It will be over soon.

[Anonymous No.56967564]

Dove fly
Bulls run
J Powell lied
Bears can't cum

[Anonymous No.56967565]

>>56967548
That would be cool if there were data to back that up, like if you knew after the initial pump, there is generally a secondary pump. I bet you don't have that tho

[Anonymous No.56967567]

fuck this market

[Anonymous No.56967576]

lol what the hell just happened? we went from candling to bobos getting btfo in 2 mins.

[Anonymous No.56967577]

>>56967533
muh 2008. We don't have a surprime mortgage crisis and a rethuglican president

[Anonymous No.56967578]

>>56967533
What was the government deficit back then?

[Anonymous No.56967580]

Dammit I should have gambled
I was in the shower

[Anonymous No.56967585]

>>56967564
I miss him so much bros...

[Anonymous No.56967586]

>>56967580
I gambled
I lost

[Anonymous No.56967587]

why the FUCK did the market had rally right now? i wanted to buy in cheap not FOMO

[Anonymous No.56967588]

>>56967580
Bro you're supposed to wait for shower hour.

[Anonymous No.56967589]

>>56967449
your bullrun is already over. How weak.
next time you try for a stock trader try a bear, they like their skirts short.

[Anonymous No.56967591]

>>56967567
>>56967551
>>56967533
I
DRINK
BOBO
TEARS
FOR
BREAKFAST

[Anonymous No.56967592]

>>56967529
crazy to think part of these huge investment firms are coders using AI to read fed announcements and send trades according to the content of the text. In my head it's a bunch of dudes reading a piece of paper and then yelling BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.56967594]

>NEW 52WK HIGHS
AHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.56967598]

>>56967537
Powell is a bit of a pussy. He won't even admit that government spending is inflationary.

[Anonymous No.56967600]

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[Anonymous No.56967601]

>>56967577
Not a bear but that isn't entirely accurate; home loans are much better but auto loans are shit and, well... what are you going to do without a car? not drive?

[Anonymous No.56967604]

>>56967587
>fed said rate cuts coming in 2024
Now everyone is moving back into the stock market. Bogleheads win again

[Anonymous No.56967605]

>>56967591
faggot

[Anonymous No.56967607]

>>56967537
>rate hikes will continue.
they dont need to raise for the job to still get done. keeping rates at real positive rates vs inflation still works at the job. they can leave it where its at and just sit there for a year and inflation will come down.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56967613]

IM UP 200% THANK YOU GO NOGO SHILL ANON!!!! WHERE EVER YOU ARE I AM GOING TO HAVE AN EXTRA DRINK AT DINNER TONIGHT!

[Anonymous No.56967614]

thank you jerome and thank you bobo
SANTA RALLY
A
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A

R
A
L
L
Y

[Anonymous No.56967616]

>>56967598
That I believe. I'm just surprised at how spineless our politicians are. Meanwhile republikeks seethe at marijuana in ohio or abortion shit kek. fucking failures

[Anonymous No.56967617]

PODD bros rise up, 200 breached

[Anonymous No.56967620]

Mfw this thread

[Anonymous No.56967622]

>>56967607
WHAT ABOUT EMPLOYMENT YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCKING BITCH

[Anonymous No.56967621]

>>56967576
David SOXL announced that the dollar is less valuable and everyone put their money into SOXL.

[Anonymous No.56967627]

>>56967613
I'M ONLY DOWN $1K INSTEAD OF $2.5K ON MY TSLA POSITION THANK YOU /SMG/

[Anonymous No.56967629]

>>56967622
im unemployed since you asked. but powell prob wont care about me. rates will stay.

[Anonymous No.56967631]

>>56967622
WHO CARES ABOUT SOME BROKE JOBLESS NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.56967633]

>>56967587
Don't fomo lol. The last time it rallied on a fed decision it dumped hard the following days. /smg/ right now are just euphoric redd itors who will scram santa rally and then seethe when it retraces. Hedge funds rely on you buying the top to sell their stuff.

[Anonymous No.56967635]

i blew up my entire account shorting kek. I'm now red for the year. I think i should just take the money i have left and pay some debtns, this clearly isn't for me

[Anonymous No.56967641]

>>56967620
You are not smart. You would be making money otherwise.

The circus is doing great? If you are smart, you are making money.
There's a fire in the back stage and the clown is warning everyone? You'd be making money if you were smart.
The circus is on fire? Not your problem, you already cashed out. If you were smart.

Problem is, you're not. You're a dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.56967643]

Are you ready for what's coming?

[Anonymous No.56967646]

>>56967635
Your strategy was fine. Stay the course.

[Anonymous No.56967649]

>>56967620
You think we don't know what time it is? What time is it? What time is it? Fuck off, pseud.

[Anonymous No.56967650]

>>56967604
Fuck you Jerome Powell.

[Anonymous No.56967653]

>>56967635
Now you know not to short into fed news.

[Anonymous No.56967657]

Market crash afterhours

[Anonymous No.56967658]

>>56967635
>Shorting after 2 years of bear market

[Anonymous No.56967660]

>>56967310

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56967661]

>>56967643
I'm more prepared than I was at the open. I can lose 3 times as much money now.

[Anonymous No.56967664]

>>56967659
>>56967659
>>56967659

new

[Anonymous No.56967667]

>>56967633
>Don't fomo lol. The last time it rallied on a fed decision it dumped hard the following day
this fed days are schizo markets. his speech will change things at each question answered and tomorrow everyone may change their mind how they feel.

[Anonymous No.56967673]

>>56967635
You should borrow more to keep shorting someone has to fuel the rally to ATHs.

[Anonymous No.56967672]

>Interest Rate Projection-1st Yr Actual 4.6% Previous 5.1%

kek they're lowering rates next year, I fucking knew it. Your boy Jerome cucked out again just like he did in 2019.

[Anonymous No.56967681]

>>56967592
That kind of system takes like 5 minutes to set up you know.

[Anonymous No.56967685]

>>56967633
>hedge funds rely on retail volume

[Anonymous No.56967693]

>>56967641
What’s that? You don’t hold any positions because you blew up your account last week? Stay mentally I’ll ya faggot.

[Anonymous No.56967708]

>>56967635
>take the money i have left and pay some debtns
Why are you in the stock market while you have debt?
With these interest rates that's retarded.

[Anonymous No.56967712]

>>56967708
it's low interest debt that I've mostly outperformed the last few years.

[Anonymous No.56967720]

Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bears. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.

[Anonymous No.56967737]

POWELL PLEASE CRASH THE HOUSING MARKET I WANT TO FUCKING BUY A HOUSE

[Anonymous No.56967744]

>>56967693
I made 6.20% profit in just last 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.56967751]

2%

[Anonymous No.56967778]

>>56967516
He thinks it's people doing the trading.

Absolutely adorable!

[Anonymous No.56967787]

NO CUTS FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.56967813]

>>56967708
>>56967712
like to be clear most of my debt is below 4% -- i was just thinking of pulling ~7k and paying off some stuff at 4.5% since that's a little higher than I wish it was.

[Anonymous No.56967819]

LONGER FOR SHORTER

[Anonymous No.56967869]

>How fast to move?
>And we moved really fast
What, Powell? Transitory memoryholed?

[Anonymous No.56967877]

Jerome is being such a bitch right now.

[Anonymous No.56967929]

>>56967877
Always been actually. Should have doubted him

[Anonymous No.56967967]

I have more credibility than Powell desu

[Anonymous No.56967997]

>SOXL at 28
those 31 strike calls i sold aren't looking so hot

[Anonymous No.56968023]

We're so fucking back

[Anonymous No.56968081]

SEX

[Anonymous No.56968210]

As we move forward into this brave new world where everything is fake and lies, remember that you helped it happen because you thought you would benefit.
Do me a favor and never forget that.

[Anonymous No.56968336]

What’s the play baggie

[Anonymous No.56968563]

>>56967685
Hedge funds rely on market being high.

[Anonymous No.56969275]

This crash will be magnificent. Keep buying moo moo.

[Anonymous No.56969609]

>>56966962
It's amazing this dude is still alive.