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My uncle, who made over 25 million on cyrpto, says he's super Bullish right now despite the dip. He's throwing money at crypto as we speak.

>> No.56962930
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>>56962929

>> No.56962937

>>56962929
My dad is the president of Bitcoin and said it's going to 250k next year.

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>>56962929
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>> No.56962939

Most bearish thread I have seen all week.

>> No.56962941

Who tf cares , just DCA into xrp and you’ll be the only winners in 10 years

>> No.56962945

>>56962929
Please create better fakes. This was embarrassing.

>> No.56962947

>>56962929
my uncles stupid but your uncle sounds fucking retarded
25 mill in crypto and he's dropped 15k? wow. >0.01%
>MEGA BULLISH
Im currently 90% crypto and still think its probs sideways down till halving.

>> No.56962952

>>56962945
Nah it seems real, who the fuck would fake having a wife named something retarded like Afalasia

>> No.56962953

>>56962929
Gayest larp I've seen all year

>> No.56962956

Cringe.
kys

>> No.56962981

No uncle talks like that unless youre 9yo

>> No.56963021

>>56962938
>happy wife happy life
What a colossal cuck. It's happy spouse happy house, happiness is a two way street.

>> No.56963022

imagine your uncle being named “Brayden” lmfao

>> No.56964912

holy fuck your uncle is being proven right today

>> No.56965070

>>56963021
nah happy wife happy lyfe
I am a simp to my wife.
She lets me cum in her.

>> No.56965426

I wanted to call this a LARP but he's actually correct lol we're having a bull day and we legit could end at 42k

>> No.56965445

>>56962945
>>56962953
>>56962956
>>56962981
/thread

>> No.56965447

>>56962929
You both type like you're anime characters

>> No.56965456

>>56962929
why wasn't he super bullish at $15k?

>> No.56965572

>>56962929
>>56962930
>muh el salvador
>muh TA
kek we're not at the top yet, but we're close

>> No.56965591

>>56962929
omg haha do I love BC now?

>> No.56965640

>>56963022
No one over 30 is named Brayden. Refuse to believe it.

>> No.56965793

>>56962929
>ITT: Third world droiders exposed

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>>56962929
I hate that I liked this thread

>> No.56966139

>>56962929
Gay larp, you both sound gay or two pajeets pretending to talk like white people.

>> No.56966189

This is the gayest fucking thread on the board right now. And that's saying something considering it's actually finance related. Your uncle who made $25m on crypto is only putting in another $15k? Yeah sure kid.

>> No.56966287

>>56966139
>>56966189
Given that this was posted last night and his uncle's predictions have come true I'm 100% inclined to believe this is real.

>> No.56966451

>>56962929
>Has over $25 million
>Brags about investing another $15k
The funniest part is that the pajeet who made this thinks $15k is a shitload of money (like someone with $25 million saying he invested $15 million) so it didn't even cross his mind.

>> No.56966601

>>56962929
>>56962930
>>56962938
Jesus fucking Christ, Ranjesh. At least TRY to make both your characters sound different. These guys have the same speech patterns, same punctuation, same way of starting a sentence with a conjunction, same way of using elipses, same everything. I get that you're ESL but please use more effort next time

>> No.56966622

>>56962929
Gayest fucking thread ever
>Uncle Brayden
LMFAO

>> No.56966658

>>56966451
Basterd bich benchod! Richest man in village has $15k worth of rupees and he live as king, he has floors that are wooden and all villages women want marry him

>> No.56966690

>>56962930
>that's why they call me cypto wizard
ok, cypto wizard

>> No.56966730

>>56966622
bro come on, this is fantastic. This is the best satire I've seen in a while. Wholesome but hilarious

>> No.56966806

>>56966730
agreed kek

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I gave Afalasia a pearl necklace, she really liked it. You know what kind.
Captcha DPD8D8, dp dates

>> No.56966987

>>56962938
Is Afalasia a Nigger name?

>> No.56967041

>made over 25 million
>puts 15k in
Yeah... right.

>> No.56967073

>>56966987
Sounds like a Piedmont name

>> No.56967164

>>56966287
It was posted literally 9 hours ago now and his call on days end isn't here yet. Telling someone to buy after any dip during the bull market is obvious. Yes I am long BTC, but that doesn't mean every person who longs BTC with "$15k of their $25m" means they're telling you the truth. Fucking retards on this board I swear.

>> No.56967609

>>56965931
its a funny thread, i hope its not fake cause its more funny but if its fake its also funny someone went through the work of it. it feels wholesome. Uncle brayden is BASED

>> No.56967938

Saw this thread like 8 hours ago and laughed at it thinking uncle brayden was a retard.

I'm back. I stand corrected. I'm sorry.

>> No.56967998

>>56962929
This conversation is fake and gay. Try harder next time fag

>> No.56968371

>>56962929
this is unironically bullish because some jidf demoralizer is trying to scare people is creating fakes of normies being bullish.

>> No.56970331

Talk shit and call it fake but Uncle Brayden was right and I'm not complaining. I just wish I had an Uncle Brayden looking out for me as my personal crypto strategist.

>> No.56970352

>>56966287
kek

>> No.56970475

>>56962929
lmfao net profit of 25mm yet his position size is 15k kek buddy believable

>> No.56970527

>>56962929
So when to sell and buy back at the dip, uncle?

>> No.56970538

If you call your uncle "unc" you are absolutely sucking his cock. So either you an absolute faggot who sucks his uncles cock or your name is Ranjeet Amar Shitood

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my uncle (pic related)

>> No.56971546

>>56962929
>>56962930
>>56962938
>

>> No.56971585

>>56962929
OP has gay buttsex with his uncle, dressed in a Japanese school girl outfit.

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>>56971585
pis is how it started

>> No.56971678

>>56962929
Why is it dumping lol

>> No.56971894

>>56971626
>are ya winning son?

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>>56971894
soon i will be working in US gov....so yes...

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>>56962929
>>56962930
>>56962938
hahahahaa what a faggot

>> No.56972028

>Not so fast...

Literally fucking nobody talks like this. I'm bullish, but come on anon.

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>this is how jeets think white people talk

>> No.56972556

your uncle is based and correct.
we ended today precisely at $42k.

>> No.56972624

>the absolute state of Avax shills making up fake conversations
Lmao. Got to hand it to them, their low quality shilling has made it very easy to tell Avax is a scam. Anybody who saw through them being paid shills doesn't need to be concerned about being -98% down vs ETH

>> No.56972666

Holy fuck an uncle just flew over my house

>> No.56972687

>>56972666
Yikes satan digits...knew i shouldn't have had that wank

>> No.56972701

>>56972666
check'd. hail.

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>>56962929
>>56962930
>>56962938
fake chat you niggerity Ranjesh

>> No.56973031

>Uncle Brayden
>Afalasia
>Uncle Brayden turns out to be 100% spot on 17 hours later

Holy fuck Appalachian hicks are going to get rich of Bitcoin before me. I just sold half my crypto last night.

>> No.56973185

>>56962929
this looks very believable and realistic, the font for "Uncle Brayden" is very legitimate

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>>56962938
>>56962930
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>> No.56973312

>>56973031
LMAO

>> No.56974325

>>56971678
Kek, that's how crypto market works. It present buying opportunity if you understand the signal. I'm smart on BTC, SOL, and on the low cap XTP. Theyre the things that will actually boom the cycle after the next cycle

>> No.56974348

>>56966658
And his toilet is still concrete
Know your worth brehs

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Not buying your AVAX bags, OP.

>> No.56974433

>>56962930
Calling it bc makes this kinda believable. Only an absolute oldfag would say that.

>> No.56974496

>>56962929
if you are over the age of 15 and still regularly interact with uncles it means you are not white

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>>56962929
>>56962930
>>56962938
DROP THE 411 UNC!

>> No.56976257

>>56965456
Could he be...fake and gay?

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>> No.56976586

This sounds like the fakest convo lol

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>> No.56977678

>gayvax
Is your uncle legitimately retarded?
Did he ride the short bus to school, join the military, play ping-pong and raise another man's child?