/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56958517]

Tone Edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>56956451

[Anonymous No.56958528]

Stocks.

[Anonymous No.56958537]

Rates will be CUT next year and we'll see a massive PUMP. Hope you're not a bobo.

[Anonymous No.56958549]

I had to shit at WMT today
surprisingly there wasn't piss all over the place for once
extremely bearish outlier experience

[Anonymous No.56958563]

JOE IRISH TRAVELER PIECE OF SHIT SCAM ARTIST FAGGOT NO LIE IS TOO MUCH FOR MY CRIMINAL GANG CHINESE MARKET CHILDFUCKER BIDEN

[Anonymous No.56958575]

>the biggest bobos in smg are all schizos convinced that anyone bullish is a foreign agent PERSONALLY messing with them

[Anonymous No.56958578]

Someone asked zelensky about ceding territories and he said it would be like asking Americans to give up their children to terrorists kek. Manlet is seething so hard they turned off his money

[Anonymous No.56958581]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.56958587]

>3m term is crashing.
I wonder if the 3m vs 6m terms will be the next to uninvert.

[Anonymous No.56958595]

i own 2000 SOXL at a 17 average

[Anonymous No.56958597]

>>56958578
>asking Americans to give up their children to terrorists
We could ship nigglets to enemy countries to destroy them. That's actually a pretty good strategy.

[Anonymous No.56958601]

>>56958575
>shamelessly runs interference for a mass gaslighting campaign that is immediately detectable by any moron with a financial calendar but because banks win, we can just shut them up
>the good guys

I don't think you're a foreign asset. I think you're a power abusing gestapofaggot piece of shit from right here at home, and I'll never forgot that our corrupt system can produce (unintelligent and worthless) garbage like you for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.56958608]

>that last minute dump from the russell

that seems concerning to me. this past month small caps were leading the market over the big ones which is hyper bullish but now it seems like they are sniffing out some potential danger ahead of us

[Anonymous No.56958610]

>>56958578
I find it extremely curious that Europeans think they have the privilege of "not my problem"-ing Ukraine like the U.S. does on the other side of the planet.

[Anonymous No.56958611]

>>56958601
>I'll never forget
Yeah yeah yeah, no one cares, you won't do anything and I'll continue making money.

[Anonymous No.56958626]

>>56958595
Based
500 at $17.45 here

[Anonymous No.56958630]

>>56958575
we can't save bears like this Lil nigga >>56958601 . the market has to heem him into submission. just think about how quiet /smg/ got after to 3500 October low. at peak fear Bobos shorted the bottom and /smg/ came to a crawl

[Anonymous No.56958634]

>>56958611
I'll continue making money too, stupid faggot. Probably more than you, you gullible cunthead who knows literally dick about the economy or anything other than "cheat."
You corrupt brainless fuckhead. You're god damn right I'll never do anything. I'll never lift a single finger to help gestapo pigs under any circumstance ever.

[Anonymous No.56958645]

If I was Joe Biden I'd issue an executive order to count interest rates as part of inflation so powell can't hike anymore

[Anonymous No.56958672]

>>56958645
That doesn't even make any sense.

[Anonymous No.56958689]

>>56958634
Post positions

[Anonymous No.56958703]

>>56958645
bro, you can sniff literally anybody you want without consequence, and you want to sign executive orders? Imagine the power at your fingertips

[Anonymous No.56958708]

>>56958563
based.

[Anonymous No.56958725]

>schizo anon off his meds again posting about the gestapo being out to get him

[Anonymous No.56958731]

>>56958610
This entire fucking continent is literal NPC spawn spam cattle pen.
"People" are so far removed from being human even their most basic survival instinct atrophied. They do pay their fucking taxes tho, all ~65% of it.
unreal

[Anonymous No.56958734]

I take a very simple view of the stock market; buy regularly, dump in mega loads on extreme drops, and tune out the shat in between. Cause well unless the company/us economy is fucked up things will only go higher. And if things do get fucked up to that sort of extremeness well you've got bigger issues than money to worry about anyway.

[Anonymous No.56958737]

>>56958672
>Biden signs EO including federal reserve rates as part of inflation
>Inflation spikes to 8 percent
>Powell has to bring back ZIRP to cool inflation
EZ

[Anonymous No.56958759]

>>56958672
I think he meant "actually count inflation like back in the day AND subtract interest rate so they have to hike more".

[Anonymous No.56958805]

>he bought weed stocks
Lmao, adding more to my weed shorts.

[Anonymous No.56958818]

>A bill has been introduced in the Senate, the End Hedge Fund Control of American Homes Act of 2023, that would force big investors to sell off all the single-family homes they own over 10 years, and eventually ban hedge funds from owning any single-family homes entirely.

What does this mean for retail and the overall market?

[Anonymous No.56958820]

>>56958734
based and bogle pilled

[Anonymous No.56958836]

I'm financially ruined.
again.

[Anonymous No.56958868]

>>56958818
home prices go down so inflation goes down and people are incentivized to work again fixing the shadow unemployment figure the labor department hides that's actually 20 percent

[Anonymous No.56958870]

>>56958818
If the same bill doesn't strictly restrict zoning for anything except single family homes, the Weimarlords will just have all their single family homes demolished and replaced with multi-family shitboxes and continue holocausting the middle class.

[Anonymous No.56958888]

>>56958870
Also immigration has to stop. If you don't fix that they'll just pave over all the forests and build high rises full of illiterate Africans there.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56958953]

Happy Hanukkah guys.

[Anonymous No.56958989]

>>56958601
It’s laughable that you think you can stop us

[Anonymous No.56958997]

>futures
almost getting tired of winning at this point

[Anonymous No.56959004]

>>56958997
IMAGINE BEING A BEAR

[Anonymous No.56959008]

>>56959004
no that would be gay

[Anonymous No.56959029]

>>56958953
Do you guys do this so on the off chance it falls over and burns your hose down, you get insurance money?

[Anonymous No.56959031]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxCZC5dF8D8

[Anonymous No.56959036]

Anyone see the IBM leak?
They're at 52 week high so either it doesn't matter, or racial quotas are actually good for stock prices.

[Anonymous No.56959052]

>>56959036
>racial quotas good
Yes, anti-white and East Asian policies have been proven to result in ((((blackstone)))) buying more stock via esg initiatives.
In the long run the company is dead because of it, but hey, since when are parasites concerned with the king run?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56959054]

>>56959029
I bet more fires are caused every year by covering those x-mas trees with lights or hanging socks in front of a fucking fireplace.

[Anonymous No.56959056]

>>56959036
>Anyone see the IBM leak?
What leak?

[Anonymous No.56959073]

>>56959056
I think Elon made a tweet about it. Could also be just a carefully spliced hitpiece or some AI altered audio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrfVIbXKqtg

[Anonymous No.56959085]

>>56958989
It's laughable that you're such a fucktarded power ranger faggot that you immediately take it there.
Grow up, naive little retard boy.

[Anonymous No.56959087]

rates have peaked and you can buy long dated corporates for 50 cents to 60 cents on the dollar.

you can collect 4-5% forever. or you can collect 4-5% yield and sell in a few years for big gains as the price of the bonds go up.

[Anonymous No.56959089]

>>56959036
i should post the internal docs from my former company (one the top 20 revenue companies). execs used to get monthly updates with trends showing the non-white hires. it was part of their scorecard (which results in pay) to diversify the workforce. the wording was always funny as HR couldn't say "quotas" but their actions told a different story.

[Anonymous No.56959090]

>>56959085
Uh…we control you? Lol.

[Anonymous No.56959100]

>>56959054
Sorry, I observe Kwanzaa, fruit and corn and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.56959104]

>>56959029
I should 3d print some shallower than safe menorahs and sell them on Amazon for a loss.

[Anonymous No.56959107]

>>56959085
I'm the biggest bobo and Idc about schizoid nonsense.
Also the rate cut hopium is dumb.
No rate cuts will happen in 2024.

[Anonymous No.56959115]

I only observe stupid jew holidays as market indicators

[Anonymous No.56959126]

Why would you buy stocks instead of bonds if you think the fed is going to cut?
If they cut you don't know what stocks will do but bonds will moon. The only way stocks make sense is in the "higher for longer" scenario and even then you're sitting on 5%+ return.

[Anonymous No.56959151]

>>56959073
KEK! My division has been laying off all the diversity hires this year because they consistantly underperformed during COVID and afterwards. My team went from like 30 people to 8. We're all white.

[Anonymous No.56959159]

>>56959151
Same deal at my work.

[Anonymous No.56959160]

My accountant and dentist are both Jewish and very bullish for 2024. I've told them I'm a non practicing jew so thinking they have let me into the fold (have some jewish features). Do with this information what you will, and let me know if any jews (YOU) know have similar thoughts.

On that thought, would it be worth it to go with my dentist to the synagogue to expand my jewish network? Might get more market tips and possibly a jewish gf.

[Anonymous No.56959164]

>>56959160
I'll keep it on my JDAR.

[Anonymous No.56959168]

>>56959126
Shill me a good bond I can buy as a euro

[Anonymous No.56959173]

>>56959089
IBM records everything when they have people at this level speaking. An event email will go out to everyone in the company (in this case RH) and so everyone there was on this call, and then after the call, they got an email with a link to the recording. There's tons of this shit out there.

[Anonymous No.56959174]

>>56959126
the fed cutting rates doesn't impact the long end, only short duration. future cut expectations are priced into the durations it does impact

[Anonymous No.56959205]

>>56959174
Well yeah buying long duration bonds is a horrible idea.

[Anonymous No.56959208]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56959212]

I'm kind of retarded and I have some money lying around that I want to invest. I do not want to micro manage my portfolio. I have been led to believe that ETFs or Mutual Funds might be good choices as opposed to trying to play individual stocks. Opinions on which way I should go?

Also, I tried finding mutual funds/etfs to invest in but I was overwhelmed with the number of results and had difficulty differentiating them all. How do you guys pick what to put your money in?

[Anonymous No.56959218]

>>56959212
Buy T-Bills and then DCA into VT as they mature in the spring.

[Anonymous No.56959229]

>>56959212
VOO/VTI are the standard
Just buy the entire market if you don't know what to pick

[Anonymous No.56959236]

bulls make money, bears make money, but pigs get slaughtered

[Anonymous No.56959246]

>>56958563
/smg/ likely has the highest net worth on 4chan outside of a handful of lucky bitcoin early adopters or actual 70yo boomers in /pmg/ who have had 50+ years to cummulate and random /g/tards who got into google as a SWE before indians ruined it.

[Anonymous No.56959256]

>>56958610
Actual answer is that outside of the US fucking with Russia, the germans have no REAL reason to fuck with Germany and the Russians unironically do not have the troops to defeat Germany and Poland linking up and shitting on them (assuming American oil and natural gas supplies them) and the UK will obviously come too and so will France. Italy will hopefully not come because they are useless.

[Anonymous No.56959259]

OK, *now* should I buy ASs To aSs?

[Anonymous No.56959260]

>>56959236
I thought it was frogs

[Anonymous No.56959261]

will someone please tell me that we're going to crash soon?

[Anonymous No.56959267]

>>56959151
BaSeD. Is your company tradeable? I'll blow a load on it once I get paid.

[Anonymous No.56959270]

>>56959126
>>56959174
The actual answer is that stocks will dump no matter what. When they want a dump it will dump no matter what. Did you see how oil briefly pumped into the OPEC meeting and then violently reversed despite a "favorable' decision to cut production? The fed can cut rates, it will dump because they will say it's "not enough". The Fed can increase rates, it will dump because it's "too much". The fed can do nothing at all and it will still dump the market because the market always dumps at this time of year because companies and hedge funds re-arrange their portfolio and take losses going into the new year, rugpulling high-buyers and taking profits where profit is to be taken.

It literally doesn't matter what Powell will say because the market wanted to go up last month so it did and now the market wants to go down so it will.

[Anonymous No.56959279]

>>56959236
Bulls Makes Money. Dumb Bulls who just thinks stonks goes up makes money. Smart Money Bears makes moneys.

Dumb Retail BEARS always lose money.

[Anonymous No.56959284]

>>56959261
Okay see>>56959270

The market can literally go up for 2 weeks and then violently rugpull everyone for seemingly no reason "there's no news wtf" simply because companies and hedge funds will shuffle their portfolios and shit.

[Anonymous No.56959288]

>>56959261
*looks at you*
*snickers*
*shakes head*
*walks away*

[Anonymous No.56959289]

>>56958953
two wise old jews, Saul and Abe, used to walk together daily on lunch break to talk about life, family, and what have you. one day, the catholic church they often passed had a new sign out front. it read:
"Convert to Christianity and we'll give you $1000"
seeing this, they looked at each other, slightly in disbelief. Saul said, "Wait here. I'm going inside."
Abe was flabbergasted. But about ten minutes later, Saul popped out the doors and trotted back down the steps to his friend, looking peaceful, not at all upset.
Abe, still slightly in disbelief, paused a moment then asked, "So did you get the money?"
Saul says, "is that all you people think about?"

[Anonymous No.56959290]

>>56959256
Italy already paid their dues by civilizing Europe, let them chill

[Anonymous No.56959293]

>>56959270
>because the market always dumps at this time of year
that's not true though

[Anonymous No.56959308]

>>56959229
Thanks anon. When looking up VOO I also saw that there was VOOG as well.

Should I just pick one and dump my cash into it or should I try to spread it out? I've heard lots of things about portfolio diversification is supposed to be good but I don't know if that's already covered when buying an ETF like this.

pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.56959311]

>>56959293
The great thing about that chart is that it obscures the market being 1% up at the end of december, despite violently dumping, reaching a bottom in the first week of january and then being 1% up from the january first week bottom.

[Anonymous No.56959316]

>>56959267
Yeah, IBM. Buy SAVE though, my calls expire at the end of the year and I want to get a little bump.

[Anonymous No.56959323]

>>56959316
I already got some of those. PT 17.

[Anonymous No.56959331]

>>56959261
I'm quite sure it will crash in near term but I don't know when or from what level. Kinda looks like it wants to pump hard and do a very kino blowoff top type thing, nasdaq especially.

[Anonymous No.56959335]

>>56959270
oil and natgas are traded in futures contracts, so their prices tend to fall at the end of the year.
the energy needed for the winter, the contracts that are actually delivered, have already been purchased 3+ months before. the world doesn't use as much energy in spring.
OPEC+ is full of shit, they already systematically under-produce their own agreed targets. the "cuts" are usually fake.
welcome to the oil market, nerd

[Anonymous No.56959337]

Question:

If you had a trading strategy, stock, or insider info that was printing you a lot of money, would you talk about it on /smg/?

[Anonymous No.56959340]

>>56959337
no

[Anonymous No.56959341]

>>56959337
yes

[Anonymous No.56959343]

>>56959337
i don't have one that's any better than optionalpha or ITPM and you don't either.
you have one month of data there. try 20 years.

[Anonymous No.56959350]

>>56959308
Buy VOO or something like it (SWPPX). Your holding 500 companies via that alone. Annual return is 10%. If all 500 of those companies go under, well money at that point is worthless to you anyway. (the whole economy/U.S is fucked;rioting has taken over,etc)

[Anonymous No.56959351]

>>56959323
Based. Yeah, no idea what the fallout from this IBM video will be, first I had heard of it, but it's legit, and there's tons more out there, probably hundreds of hours. HR faggots love to be heard. Fucking making the rest of us waste our time not doing the actual work.

[Anonymous No.56959355]

>>56959308
The purpose of some of these ETFs is to already provide you that diversification. But you can diversify your diversification if you want.

[Anonymous No.56959354]

>>56959337
Yes but only anonymously

[Anonymous No.56959371]

>>56959337
my strategy is dumb and i have no problem discussing it because it sounds dumb and looks dumb and it still works anyway. all i do is swing trade tqqq/sqqq and spxl/spxs with an assortment of chart indicators on 1day candle timeframe. that's it. that's the whole thing. i take first partial profits if/when candles bump up against the edge of the keltner channels.

[Anonymous No.56959380]

>>56959337
I already give away free alpha here pretty regularly.
The beauty of anonymity is you'll still find some retard shitting on my trades every time.

[Anonymous No.56959386]

>>56958517
>futures
WHY - OH WHY! - DID I SELL MY CALLS ON SPY!?

[Anonymous No.56959394]

>>56959212
Buy XXXX and don't even look at the balance until the 2030's.

[Anonymous No.56959400]

>>56959311
damn nigger you are stupid

[Anonymous No.56959403]

SOMEBODY shill me a call for tomorrow. Only news based please, i.e. it had very good news recently (close to or after close)

[Anonymous No.56959405]

Crash starts tomorrow. Check em

[Anonymous No.56959411]

I hate the anti-christ

[Anonymous No.56959421]

Honestly can't believe ORCL crashed over 12%. And it's still like a third of a trillion dollars in market cap.

[Anonymous No.56959423]

>>56959400
you can't handle the TRUTH

[Anonymous No.56959426]

I'll just put this out there, but if IBM does have a shakeup from this, that could be the tipping point for the market. They're considered THE BLUE CHIP, and it's been said that their headquarters in NY prevented NYC from being a legit nuke target during the cold war.

Also they helped the Nazis. Pretty easy to slam this company with a viral campaign like the Jenner Pepsi commercials or Bud Light social media etc. I know Elon would love to meme IBM into the dirt just to get the IP they own (patents etc.)

[Anonymous No.56959429]

>>56959411
Checked

>>56959405
Not checked

[Anonymous No.56959432]

>>56959380
you're the VXX butterfly retard who barely broke even last Friday, right?

[Anonymous No.56959434]

>>56959426
>the IP they own
and IP space.
FYI, IBM owns all of 9.x.x.x

[Anonymous No.56959444]

>>56959426
Sorry, but the premier mainframe distributor's time has passed. We are running the world on graphics cards duct taped together now.

[Anonymous No.56959456]

>>56959444
IP (intellectual property) is what keeps IBM going, the rest of the shit we're known for is just window dressing.

[Anonymous No.56959460]

>>56959421
ORCL is such a shit company but out of all the big tech companies them and VRSN are really the only decent ones lately.

[Anonymous No.56959462]

i....is soxl about to hit $30 again?

[Anonymous No.56959466]

>>56959456
leasing or patent trolling?

[Anonymous No.56959473]

>>56959212
take 50% of your capital and buy VOO or VTI (or SPY). Park the other 50% in cash and buy the next dip.

[Anonymous No.56959474]

>>56959456
You can tell IBM is run by geniuses when they bought RedHat (a Linux distro vendor) and made it closed source.

[Anonymous No.56959478]

>>56959456
i cant believe you bastards get away with charging me by the MIPS

[Anonymous No.56959479]

>>56959343
I wasn't implying that was a winning strategy, or that I even had one. I'm sorry you're so insecure.

[Anonymous No.56959481]

>>56959462
Yes.

[Anonymous No.56959488]

>>56958595
How can I trade soxl? I just buy the etf and wait for it to go up?

[Anonymous No.56959497]

>>56959337
sure why not, wasn't it the medallion fund who said something like "We could post our exact strategy to the front page of the WSJ and people would still lose money"?

[Anonymous No.56959498]

>>56959403
December 15th Shit and Piss 500 465 calls mein nigger.

[Anonymous No.56959503]

>>56959488
I hate to say this, but make sure you have a broker that will allow it first.
Not all of them do (Vanguard you cunts)

[Anonymous No.56959504]

>>56959498
>Calls on indexes
No thanks anon, I'm not a brainlet

[Anonymous No.56959507]

>>56959466
>>56959474
>>56959478
Yes

[Anonymous No.56959510]

>>56959497
Isn't their strategy just checking for correlations between everything and then watching for implied arbitrage?
desu that seems like it would actually work. Before I started paying attention I thought all this was pure noise but that's absolutely not the case. There's arbitrage everywhere.

[Anonymous No.56959512]

>>56959426
>They're considered THE BLUE CHIP,
it isn't fucking 1950 anymore dude

[Anonymous No.56959515]

how would you offer some random guy 2/3 of the price they ask for a shitty patch of land? would you simply tell them "I have $X, and that's what I'll offer"? would you do it in person?
would arguing about price, value and shit be considered bad manners or be seen as a shitty attitude?

[Anonymous No.56959524]

>>56959512
Name another company that's been making money on AI for the last five years.

[Anonymous No.56959530]

>>56959479
>I wasn't implying
you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. yes, you were implying you had one. you don't control what another person sees; that's how implication works. quell your fucking autism.
>I'm sorry you're so insecure.
now you are gaslighting, because you were being an idiot and have to backpedal somehow. grow the fuck up. i was giving you a dose of reality, not being mean.

[Anonymous No.56959531]

Can somebody explain how that one redditeur in wallstreetbets made +4763% within 3 days on Broadcom calls (which "only" rose 16% within the last few days)

[Anonymous No.56959544]

Also it's that time of the day to seethe about me selling Broadcom AND AMD calls on Thursday right at open. Yes, I'm not kidding, I missed out on cumulative 1000-1500% gains due to my paperhands

[Anonymous No.56959546]

>>56959531
Lots of rolling is my guess.

[Anonymous No.56959549]

>>56959531
he and the rest of wsb are our superiors

[Anonymous No.56959551]

>>56959531
Leverage.. he bought short term calls. AKA gambling. 90% of the time it would have gone to zero.

[Anonymous No.56959554]

>>56959524
lmao

[Anonymous No.56959556]

>>56959510
i'm not sure I know the founder had a phd in math or something and everything they do is based on math

[Anonymous No.56959559]

>>56959434
>IPv4
Don't care :sleeping:

BTW... When (date and time in CST) will the judge give the ruling on SAVE ???

[Anonymous No.56959564]

>>56959524
Google for one.
>>56959512
I'm still not sure I'd bet against them. You get these weird ceremonial social things that get stuck at the end of civilization cycles and that might be what's happened with IBM.
The combination of services and hardware they offer is legitimately unique as well. They had the horizontal scaling on demand thing figured out decades before we were born so a bunch of companies are stuck with their stuff the way new ones are stuck on AWS.

[Anonymous No.56959567]

>>56959551
>he bought short term calls
How do these work and can I buy them in Europe?
>>56959551
>90%
I know you picked a random probability but if it was actually 90% then it's absolutely worth the gamble because the expected value far surpasses zero (it's +40k)

[Anonymous No.56959570]

>>56959432
Nope. That dudes hilarious though. I respect anyone autistic enough to fight through multiple illiquid option spreads and eat all those transaction fees just to produce a breakeven play.
Personally, I only shill individual stocks. There's one being mentioned in this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.56959583]

>>56959308
VT as mentioned earlier is about as diverse as you can get in stocks. Might want to add some bonds, but I don't know your time horizon, or goals. VOO holds everything that VOOG holds, and lots more. 507 companies vs 239 companies.

[Anonymous No.56959587]

>>56959544
Stay strong, I'm still long SAVE, and my positions have been pretty solid, and there has been a lot more calls than puts lately.
>>56959554
In a commercial, mainstream method. IBM also has some of the smallest nm chips.
>>56959559
Don't sleep on real estate anon. That grip of addresses is what has kept the lab environments productive in testing things.
>>56959564
IBM has been downsizing their real estate risk substantially this year, and they're also changing their internal network infrastructure architecture to reduce even more latency.
Short Cisco and ATT.

[Anonymous No.56959599]

>>56959405
Your single has been acknowledged and noted. Green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56959613]

Bros, the commercial real estate bubble is real;

I got back from a funeral for a week trip in Salt Lake City...and shit is fucked. There were so many goddamn office buildings that were put up for lease or sale. From medical healthcare insurance shit to office studios were all propped up. Entire city blocks were empty with lease signs.

It feels like 2024 will be when the giant bubble pops.

[Anonymous No.56959614]

>>56959570
honestly his play wasn't that bad, it's just that he aimed a bit low and it wasn't the sure thing he claimed it was. I wouldn't even touch stock longs anymore, I prefer my heavy Oil and Lean Hogs bags at this point.

[Anonymous No.56959620]

When I look at my account, I always pretend every number is in thousands. So $3,300 is 3.3 million and my one share of KO is 1k shares and my Friday dividend is $460.

[Anonymous No.56959621]

>>56959599
checked

[Anonymous No.56959622]

My SOXL calls for Friday are going to make me happy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56959624]

>Markets say the battle against inflation is over — and the Fed won, per Axios

Didn't news channels do similar bullshit like this right before shit hit the fan and broke it around 2008? I swear its like history is a fucking poem, everything rhymes and repeats.

[Anonymous No.56959630]

>>56958528
I could have saved her (but forcefully impregnating her such that she has no time or energy to commit megafraud).

[Anonymous No.56959639]

Bobos are dumb money

[Anonymous No.56959640]

>>56959624
Yeah it's called an exit scam

[Anonymous No.56959641]

>>56959613
Yeah, we know. It's bull run until March (get out anytime between now and then, and don't get into knife catching). 08-09 was such a shitshow I've been wating for this.

>>56959620
>Friday dividend is $460.
For a $3M bag? What's the fucking point?

[Anonymous No.56959647]

>>56959624

[Anonymous No.56959652]

>>56959530
k

[Anonymous No.56959658]

>>56959613
Lol Utah is supposed to be one of the best performing cities right now.

[Anonymous No.56959661]

Shit. Everyone is buying. I need to get in now!

[Anonymous No.56959666]

>>56959647
oh fuck me, its really happening again isn't it...

[Anonymous No.56959669]

>>56959624
This?

[Anonymous No.56959670]

>>56959647
Also the VIX. Iverted yeild curves. Japan fucked. China fucked. Jews and Niggers. It just takes time. Oh, interest rates, can't forget that one, or inflation. The fire rises.

[Anonymous No.56959680]

>>56959503
I use interactive brokers... I think I can turn on the trading permissions. But please, explain it to me like a retard

[Anonymous No.56959685]

>>56959624
Time is a flat circle

[Anonymous No.56959687]

>>56959641
No, 3.3 million is the total net worth, KO is only 56k for 1k shares paying $460 next dividend payout.

[Anonymous No.56959694]

I just bought puts.
This fake and gay market can't go on forever.

[The Lord No.56959700]

I think this +12% to -30% divergence will be resolved when the market quickly catches down to NatGas. In fact, I would expect that the NatGas price collapse will (almost) immediately accelerate with a day at -7% or worse, and then that should be quickly followed by a big market down day: -2% to -4%.

[Anonymous No.56959704]

>>56959669
They were denying that this would have any affect on the world market when it was already sinking the US market. >>56959687
>56k for 1k shares paying $460 next dividend payout.
Still, fucking why? Divvies so tight, it's boomer tier.

[Anonymous No.56959705]

Is SVOL legit? 16% annual return on your money sounds ridiculously high

[Anonymous No.56959708]

Join Burry's discord

[The Lord No.56959711]

>>56959700
SNEED

[Anonymous No.56959713]

>>56959503
>Vanguard you cunts

[Anonymous No.56959715]

>>56959680
I can't. My broker doesn't allow leveraged index trades.

[Anonymous No.56959716]

>>56959669
pretty much yeah

[Anonymous No.56959721]

>>56958818
>convert all of their single family homes into luxury section 8 BIPOC pod spacious 600 sqft "townhouses, instantly making the suburb into a buzzing den of diversity
>no longer own any single family homes and therefore don't need to sell anything
it's too obvious

[Anonymous No.56959732]

>>56959647
>>56959670
fascinating. My savings are waiting to be thrown at the market

[Anonymous No.56959733]

>>56959614
>Lean Hogs bags
Those aren't bags, those are gold.

[Anonymous No.56959739]

>>56959704
It is boomer tier, but that is somewhat why I own one share. Also they pay dividends quarterly, so it's like $2k per year on 56k (plus I'm up 10% since buying ).

[Anonymous No.56959751]

>>56959739
That's not too bad. For a boomer that would likely pay their property tax for the year and they have enough equity for a mortgage loan to cover it while it doesn't really cost them anything to pay it back (assuming they bought it when loans were cheap).
Might be the basis of a good argument for the divvy fags, I don't check that thread, but that would have been a great strat the last five years. I'll revist that when the conditions favor it again.

[Anonymous No.56959766]

>>56959666
>>56959647
Every other one is a false alarm though..

[Anonymous No.56959768]

I'm fucking with SOXL calls this month and maybe I'll add in some TQQQ while I wait for Bitfarms to be $10
Meanwhile I have 200 JEPQ shares, what the fuck do I buy instead of that? I'll hold for 16 years and add $5k every year

[Anonymous No.56959769]

>>56959733
lel sure, I'm down -6.7% on them so it doesn't feel that way sometimes

[Anonymous No.56959770]

>>56958610
I'm American. What are you saying?

[Anonymous No.56959775]

>>56958581
Somebody explain this meme to me.
I just dont get it.

[Anonymous No.56959778]

>>56959768
>Meanwhile I have 200 JEPQ shares, what the fuck do I buy instead of that? I'll hold for 16 years and add $5k every year
If you don't know the answer, the answer is TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.56959780]

>>56959647
Are recessions really that bad?
6-9 month emergency fund easy as

[Anonymous No.56959782]

amd is gonna go back down right

[Anonymous No.56959784]

>>56959337

You can argue both ways.
No, cause my TA would by scrutinized by morons using average indicators. Further, I would have to explain constantly who I learned it from and how to read it because it takes time to get to a point where you can just eyeball a ticker in less than 5 minutes and have a strong intuition about the momentum.
Yes, cause it's nice to help people but also boast about how good you are and get narcissistic supply.

[Anonymous No.56959792]

>new investors talking leverage
>bobos convinced there will be a mega crash
Yep
This is the worse smg this month

[Anonymous No.56959797]

>>56959613
Yeah. Not going to doxx myself, but even in a happening, fairly famous downtown area of a richish Southern California town, you can walk a block or two away from the main street and count dozens of empty properties, retail, office, and restaurant.

[Anonymous No.56959800]

>>56959792
>id: Nig
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.56959808]

>>56959780
People get all paincky and lizard brained, selling the bottom. Also layoffs can blindside a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.56959809]

>>56959775
It's an old salt n pepa song zoom so
https://youtu.be/vCadcBR95oU?si=QUS0hOf1VHTDFdGh

[Anonymous No.56959813]

>>56959797
California and Florida are special cases kind of like Detroit in 2008. They're definitely fucked but it doesn't mean *that* much about everyone else.

[Anonymous No.56959818]

>>56959515
anyone?

[Anonymous No.56959819]

>>56959371
how long have you been doing this strategy? i'm a firm believer of finding one stock that has a lot of liquidity then swing trade it long term. ive been swing trading this one stock for almost 4 years and have it down to a science. pretty sure it's just a front for some hedge funds collateral. no i can't share cause everyone will pile in and ruin my vacation money.

[Anonymous No.56959820]

>>56959809
Come on, man, don't disrespect the dead like that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo

[Anonymous No.56959825]

>>56959766
>Every other one is a false alarm though..
Those are indicating the year start retard, it's not part of the graph.

[Anonymous No.56959840]

>>56959780
Most of the US lives from paycheck to paycheck

[Anonymous No.56959851]

>>56959337
No one would do it. Anyone that claims to have a winning strategy they want to share is a scammer.

[Anonymous No.56959852]

>>56959770
I didn't imply that you weren't. And I wasn't saying anything important.

[Anonymous No.56959858]

>>56959819
Based shigurui enjoyer

[Anonymous No.56959866]

Fucking Walmarts are closing down for good in states near me. Nevada, Idaho, California...its happening.

[Anonymous No.56959867]

>>56959792
The perfect setup

[Anonymous No.56959872]

Should I buy some bonds?

[Anonymous No.56959898]

>>56959872
what rate and rating

[Anonymous No.56959911]

>>56959866
>>56958549
I knew something was up

[Anonymous No.56959923]

>>56959872
>10Y above 5.00%
>I sleep
>10Y breaks below 4.20%
>today I will buy some bonds

[Anonymous No.56959946]

>>56959923

[Anonymous No.56959957]

>Oil going for $68.000000

[Anonymous No.56959976]

>>56959957
My F250 gets 12 mpg highway I'm enjoying the low price of gas.

[Anonymous No.56959980]

I’m this close to baiting newfags and bears with terrible shorting and options advice in the next thread if this schizophrenic end of the market faggotry doesn’t stop

[Anonymous No.56959986]

Speaking of oil, in regards to the previous poll, niggers won.

[Anonymous No.56959990]

>>56959980
the real economy is dead
all hail the new economy

[Anonymous No.56959999]

>>56959980
You can do that, but you'll be called out and investigated. I'm all for it. More information is always good.
Buy SAVE btw, it's cheap now.

[Anonymous No.56960004]

>>56959840
A good point to keep in mind. Most of the US are also...

[Anonymous No.56960005]

I did not pay attention to whatever happened at the last federal reserve announcement, i take it was something regarding jobs? Why is everybody so gloomy?

[Anonymous No.56960006]

This girl at work smelled really good today.

[Anonymous No.56960009]

Day 9 of this incredible buying opportunity.

[Anonymous No.56960024]

stonks

[Anonymous No.56960028]

>>56960004
Women are on only fans, migration was padding construction, but the builders have stopped. I can only conclude more crime.

[Anonymous No.56960036]

>>56960005
The FOMC is tomorrow. Today was an in-line CPI release that everyone brushed off.

[Anonymous No.56960042]

>>56960028
If IT pajeets get laid off en masse, OF subs will drop like a rock.

[Anonymous No.56960079]

>>56960042
Anon, IT has been hiring pajeets all year to replace Americans and Canadians.

[Anonymous No.56960085]

>>56960006
Like she had perfume on, or her pheromones smelled good as in she was reaching maximum fertility horniness? I've been sniffing women for years and have finally gotten the ability to estimate with decent odds the chance they are on their period, or if they recently had it or are about to. Kind of a nickle smell? Tough to describe but I believe if you work on it you can identify it as well. I have a poor sense of smell in general, but I've trained myself to pick this up.

>>56959923
kek

[Anonymous No.56960116]

>>56960079
Right, the recession isn't here yet. I'm only highlighting future vulnerability from a recession or cyber pandemic.

[Anonymous No.56960126]

>>56960036
seems like by 2024 inflation will be dealt with, that´s nice

[Anonymous No.56960131]

>>56960085
>I've been sniffing women for years

o great autist saint, impart me more of your sagely wisdom.

or is this info readily available in the rational male

[Anonymous No.56960133]

>>56960126
Just... don't look at the core number. And cross your fingers that oil keeps dropping $10/month.

[Anonymous No.56960143]

I think a rate hike is a possibility tomorrow. Super lotto puts might be fun.
>>56960085
I'm a novice sniffer so all my untrained nose could notice was the perfume.

[Anonymous No.56960148]

>>56960131
>or is this info readily available in the rational male
yeah, it just requires going outside
>>56960116
How does location of tech worker matter? If India got nuked we have more than enough talent in the USA to replace them for this shit, just cost more (or same, if nuked).

[Anonymous No.56960165]

>>56960133
a few months ago everyone was afraid it would be above 100$, some anon here told me it wouldn't because saudis arent dumb and they are buying up assets in economies that would be disrupted by those prices. and it made sense to me, i don´t trust my government why would i trust some camel riding inbred bendoin absolute monarchy?
now i also figure that dumb waste of time, cop28, might be having an effect on it.

[Anonymous No.56960242]

>>56959613
How does this contagion spread? Does it affect warehouse commercial real estate? I think it's pretty localized to office space, and won't have a wider impact.

[Anonymous No.56960259]

>>56959624
Samuel Clemens pls

[Anonymous No.56960270]

>>56960131
I honestly don't think I can actually describe it well, I'll try to focus on it. But you can notice somewhat of a metal / nickel (not even sure if this is a good way to describe it) smell on women. It increases before, maximizes at, and decreases after the menstruation cycle. Though most women have different levels of smell, so you have to smell the woman for a month or two to gauge how it changes to accurately assess the situation.

>>56960143
Young one, keep going. Like I've said my sense of smell is terrible and through hard work I've made tremendous progress. It also benefits me with other aspects of life, when I see a challenge I think of what I've accomplished with sniffing and it gives me a boost.

>>56960126
Yup, praise JP.

[Anonymous No.56960320]

>>56960085
I think you are thinking of copper, or the smell of how a penny tastes.

[Anonymous No.56960334]

>>56960143
>I think a rate hike is a possibility tomorrow.
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
>1.8%

[Anonymous No.56960354]

>>56960165
I don't know what the fuck OIL (ticker: AAAAAAA) is doing. All I know is it gave us a headline CPI many basis pips below core. Theoretically that cheaper energy should feed into the other CPI components over time. Theoretically.

[Anonymous No.56960356]

>>56959531
It happens pretty regularly over there. And by regular, I mean like one person per ten thousand wins like that. The other 9999 don’t post much.

[Anonymous No.56960360]

>>56960148
>How does location of tech worker matter?
H-1B, sir.

[Anonymous No.56960376]

>>56960320
That sounds right actually. Much more accurate than nickle, which thinking more not even sure how a nickle smells, I've just been thinking coins.

[Anonymous No.56960379]

>>56960354
Right into refiners pockets that are selling diesel for $2/gal ($84 per bbl) more than gasoline.

[Anonymous No.56960394]

>>56959260
>tenants
i fucking hate this shit so much

[Anonymous No.56960404]

>>56959819
>how long have you been doing this strategy?
Uh, around about 7 years give or take. The first three years were a bit of a disaster until I refined my strategy and stopped letting stuff like my personal opinion on the direction of the price action interfere. I trade leveraged spy and nasdaq just because those charts are fairly predictable and obviously liquidity is never a problem and still wouldn't be if my port were 1000 times the size.

[Anonymous No.56960413]

>>56960360
yeah, I deleted them.

[Anonymous No.56960417]

>>56960334
I hadn't checked but 1.8% chance isn't that small. For anyone that likes gambling, its a quality lotto ticket to buy puts.

[Anonymous No.56960537]

>>56960394
?

[Anonymous No.56960559]

>>56960537
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tenet
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tenant

[Anonymous No.56960567]

>>56960537
it should say "tenets", ranjesh

[Anonymous No.56960575]

>>56960559
>>56960567
Oh, I didn't even notice that word in the jpg
I was focused on the frog

[Anonymous No.56960581]

>>56960417
No, it absolutely is not. Maybe you'd have a case if core CPI shot up to like 1% MoM this morning, but the Fed deliberately uses Nikileaks to avoid surprising markets. Juking the bond market with a rate hike out of left field helps no one.

[Anonymous No.56960623]

the santa rally will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.56960635]

[Anonymous No.56960639]

HERE TO SAY, THE RATE WILL HIKE

[Anonymous No.56960669]

TA bros...our response?

[Anonymous No.56960679]

>>56960669
Yea boi.

[Anonymous No.56960681]

I have 330 SQQQ at 28 and the rest is cash

What a BLUNDER

[Anonymous No.56960710]

>>56960681
It's not our fault that we're directly told the economy is real and they hire actors to pretend it's real while it's actually a shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.56960713]

>>56960669
>>56960679
Why isn't there a "Buy the Dips" strategy analyzed?

[Anonymous No.56960718]

>>56960635
that looks good but i will make one at home thank you

[Anonymous No.56960747]

>>56960710
I would have been better off selling everything and just closing my portfolio for a year Lmao

[Anonymous No.56960761]

>>56960669
My response is that all indicators are mediocre on their own. You have to combine them to get something that produces clean and reliable signals backtested to meet or beat buy and hold returns. It's true if you're not careful or not very smart or TOO SMART and make opinion based decisions you will lose to buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.56960762]

>>56960713
BTD doesn't imply selling.

[Anonymous No.56960766]

>>56960713
I'm not familiar with all those indicators, but anything that involves a moving average and a variance probably involves buying the dip; also buying the dip assumes you have cash sidelined which probably doesn't make sense for the comparison unless you specify when to sell too

[Anonymous No.56960770]

>>56960761
if you have reliable signals why are you still waging?

[Anonymous No.56960774]

>>56960669
Using just TA is like playing golf with 3 clubs.

[Anonymous No.56960776]

>California is likely to see a $68 billion deficit in its next fiscal year as income tax revenue plummets, per Bloomberg

California is gonna end up being bankrupt like Detroit and Chicago. Wonder if Silicon Valley will survive?

[Anonymous No.56960780]

>>56960776
SV will just go remote. Welcome to the 21st century.

[Anonymous No.56960799]

>>56960780
all jobs should be remote to control inflation

[Anonymous No.56960801]

>>56960799
all jobs should be remote to piss off Boomers

[Anonymous No.56960813]

Here's what happened:
The Biden admin deliberately increased inflation.
And they're still doing it.
The financial establishment is having a capital buyback while the inflation dilutes out our fedbux.
Because they want to force us all into a union job.

And if you listen carefully, they'll just tell you that.

[Anonymous No.56960817]

>>56960774
Isn't that enough? I don't play golf.
>driver
>putter
>something in between

[Anonymous No.56960819]

>>56960581
It would help the gamblers who buy 0dte puts, AKA the backbone of society.

[Anonymous No.56960830]

>>56960817
Yes, but not if you want to play it well. Or even respectably.

>>56960819
Technically true as they are a subset of gamer. But you still don't win a 1.8% Fed surprise bet 1.8% of the time, not with Powell.

[Anonymous No.56960862]

>>56960770
take money to make money and i never had much to start with. my returns are fine and have beat the index in five of the seven years but it's not go quit my jerb kind of money.

[Anonymous No.56960889]

>>56959400
>ummm it just goes up because it just does, okay?

[Anonymous No.56960899]

>>56959337
/smg/ is full of retarded middle aged divorced men and Baggie who have repeatedly tried to shill worthless scams to bankrupt me, so no.

[Anonymous No.56960904]

>>56959335
I'm not in the oil market
Your dumps and pumps are pre-programmed.

[Anonymous No.56960918]

>>56960776
Caliwali will just be 80% mexicans and 20% jewish/chinese overlords with a random smattering of white leftovers as the pajeets move to Sioux City (the silicon valley of Iowa) and the bulk of the white population flees to nevada which will become a bastion of the aryan race, while the blacks move to atlanta (they all move to atlanta) to escape the mexican death squads.

[Anonymous No.56960943]

>>56959337
Someone was shilling GME here while it was at ~$4 around 1 month before the whole ordeal happened lmao.

[Anonymous No.56960959]

>>56960918
is sioux city comfy?

[Anonymous No.56960963]

>>56960862
Could you spoon feed me your methods? Mine demonstrably suck so it’s time that learn something.

[Anonymous No.56960973]

Tomorrow a blood bath isn't it?
I bought spy $480 calls 12/22 before close

[Anonymous No.56961048]

>>56960973
>spy 480
>12/22
spy is unironically finishing out 2024 at $500

[Anonymous No.56961053]

>>56960973
Jerome will save us

[Anonymous No.56961077]

>>56960963
Take a bunch of indicators from tradingview's assortment and backtest them to see which suck, which are okay, and which are pretty good. Have a set amount of price movement you always take partial profit at. This profit taking is important as it turns a lot of loser trades in to break even trades. Once you pare down your indicators to around four or five and you can prove they work over the long term in all market conditions you can start using them for your actual trades. Try to avoid the trap of your indicators telling you one thing, you thinking another, digging in your heels on a losing trade and refusing to get out because you're hoping it's just a bit of volatility spike and you will be fine. That's not fine. You will lose stupid large amounts of money. Even if your stuff says go long the day after you have just gone short you damn well cover and go long.

[Anonymous No.56961093]

So was the cannabis free fall because curaleaf is going on the Toronto stock exchange? I’m buying this fat dip.
>MSOX went down 30% today

[Anonymous No.56961104]

I know you "never sell VOO", but if I'm reasonably sure there's going to be a big dip within the next month or so, why doesn't it make sense to sell at the top now and just buy back in later?

[Anonymous No.56961110]

>>56961077
Thank you. I've started with MACD, stochastic oscillator and Bollinger bands. Buying and holding has destroyed me (natural gas) so it's not an option anymore.

[Anonymous No.56961116]

Kek watching this video gameplay vid of GTA4. Dude makes a online dating thing to lure some gay dude to a bar and makes some crack "you never know what kinda sick fuck you'll meet online" then whips out a shotgun and blows the dude away.

[Anonymous No.56961120]

>>56961110
Good luck, lad. Manage your risk appropriately.

[Anonymous No.56961130]

>>56961104
You're supposed to buy more

[Anonymous No.56961134]

>>56959462
We told you SOXS niggers this would happen and you fucks refused to listen
>muh decay
>muh AI is a meme
>semiconductors aren't important

[Anonymous No.56961138]

>>56961104
Go for it. But define later in concrete terms. Bonus points if you tell us the terms/strategy that you use to buy back.

[Anonymous No.56961147]

>>56959999
>quads wasted on SAVE

[Anonymous No.56961159]

>>56961116
Based, also gta 4 was the last good gta made especially story wise.

[Anonymous No.56961163]

>>56961110
buying and holding isn't meant for commodities.

[Anonymous No.56961168]

>>56961104
>I'm reasonably sure there's going to be a big dip within the next month or so
based on what exactly?

[Anonymous No.56961205]

>the weed reit is at 8.45% yield

[Anonymous No.56961211]

>>56961205
I get 420% yield from physical weed.

[Anonymous No.56961215]

>>56961048
spy bros.. can it really be so soon?

[Anonymous No.56961234]

>>56961104
Just have an explicit plan and it's fine
>What do I do if I'm wrong and it keeps going up?
>At what price do I buy the dip?
>What do I do if I buy the dip and it keeps drilling?
>Is it worth the capital gains tax?
You'll also miss the Q4 divvy if you sell now

[Anonymous No.56961242]

>>56961104
If I sell then I'm cutting my divys

[Anonymous No.56961246]

>>56961235
>>56961235
>>56961235
>>56961235
Baking

[Anonymous No.56961253]

>>56958818
Kills single home construction and incentivizes commie block construction that hedge funds can own.

[Anonymous No.56961254]

>>56961246
TOO EARLY

[Anonymous No.56961258]

>>56961215
What do you mean? It was 4,800 2 years ago. 12/21/2021. I guess you could say that I've been buying the dip.

[Anonymous No.56961273]

>>56961234
Hilariously after I pulled out of the market in Feb 2022 I didn't have a plan to reenter. I just watched in horror as it kept going lower and lower and lower. Thankfully I snapped out of it around August and started buying again, but on that really rare occasion the best course of action is to do nothing.

[Anonymous No.56961412]

>>56960973
FOMC day is always flat, dump, pump after powell stops speaking

[Anonymous No.56961481]

>>56961412

[Anonymous No.56961728]

>>56959054
Yeah probably since kikes are less than 2% of the population. Per capita tho?

[Anonymous No.56961757]

>S&P 500 UP
>DOW JONES UP
>RUSSELL FLAT
wtf are you guys doing?

[Anonymous No.56961814]

whats happening to the VIX? Somethings fishy

[Anonymous No.56962074]

>>56960889
Short big tech. It's time.

[Anonymous No.56962197]

>>56960813
>The financial establishment is having a capital buyback while the inflation dilutes out our fedbux.
elaborate, please.

[Anonymous No.56962580]

>>56958610
It's like 3 or 4 countries away.
They did not take almost any major city. You think they can take Kiev, Cluj, Budapest and then Zagreb? I can already hear "U Boj" and Siege of Vukovar and Siege of Siget and Siege of Sisak and Siege of Dubrovnik imagery introducing good old Croat Catholic fanaticism
but by then there would be no Russians left since they would be dead somewhere in the east Carpathians