/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56953749]

>OMG WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DOUBLED YOUR MONEY WITH CRYPTO LAST MONTH?
>YOU MADE $3000 AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME UNTIL TODAY?
>WE SHOULD TOTALLY USE ALL THAT MONEY AND SCHEDULE A TRIP TO SOME COUNTRY IN LATIN AMERICA
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT???
>THE BULL MARKET HASN'T STARTED? WHO CARES, THEY'RE JUST PRETEND INTERNET COINS...!!!!
Well /biz/, how would you respond to your wife? You do have a wife or at least a girlfriend, right?

[Anonymous No.56953768]

>>56953749
kinda wish my wife was a bothersome npc woman last bull run though
if i sold anywhere near the top and bought anywhere near the bottom id have been way, way up
oh and i would've had a "trip to some country in latin america" as well
feels bad man

[Anonymous No.56953769]

>>56953749
> You do have a wife or at least a girlfriend, right?
no im not a faggot

[Anonymous No.56953780]

>>56953749
Your wife / gf shouldn't know about your crypto wealth. Nothing good comes out of it.

[Anonymous No.56953781]

>>56953749
>double money
>in crypto
>in one month
>2023
NOP
Unless you get extremely luck, or literally run a pump and dump scheme, you barely made 5% a month if you are good at it.

[Anonymous No.56953813]

>>56953749
babes smugdoge is LITERALLY launching this weekend on solana and you want me to miss out on generational wealth?

can't you just wait a month i promise we'll go to cabo for a month you can even take your sister and Tyrone's son

[Anonymous No.56953816]

>>56953749
I say you're absolutely right. Money is for spending and it's easy to lose sight of what's important when your head is buried in making more, that being quality time with your loved ones.

[Anonymous No.56953817]

>>56953749
My wife isn’t like that
It’s more like
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SPENT ANOTHER $200 ON STUPID CRYPTO?! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ANONYMOUS IDIOTS AND WASTING ALL OF OUR MONEY?!

And what’s crazy is that she’s still kind of like that even though I literally turned $3k into $40k this month. Women are so god damn stupid.

[Anonymous No.56953825]

I will not tell my wife a single thing about crypto until I already have fuck you quit my job money

[Anonymous No.56953835]

>>56953768
>>56953816
Wholesome. Thanks for reminding me to enjoy life.

[Anonymous No.56953836]

>>56953817
If you pull out the principal and spend it on her, she'll shut up for a little while. Get her a necklace or a ring, something in a color she likes.

[Anonymous No.56953839]

Gay couples make on average 10% more than straight couples, even when one is the househusband.

[Anonymous No.56953855]

>>56953836
I would do that if she was worth it and if I had enough money invested to be able to take profit and still make it, but I don’t. She’s a spoiled little bitch anyways.

[Anonymous No.56953861]

>>56953749
damp et

[Anonymous No.56953866]

This is how a lot of women act, but also typical normie men. Their first impulse is to spend whatever extra money they make on short term consumption.

[Anonymous No.56953867]

>>56953749
My wife wouldn't react like that because she's not stupid. We trade together (Separate accounts and portfolios of course) and while i taught her almost everything she knows, i learn a lot from her because she reads and lurks A HELL OF A LOT more than i do. Thanks to her i dropped dextools for dexscreener and made a %30 switching from link to inj.
I don't understand guys who stay with whiny bitches and then complain about them on the internet, just find a good partner senpai

[Anonymous No.56953872]

>>56953817
>>56953855
Be prepared anon - after you make it, it will be "our money" and she will either expect you spend half of it on her and/or try to take it all in a divorce

[Anonymous No.56953883]

>>56953855
>turned $3k into $40k
>uwu I don't have enough to take profits
It's this type of mentality that will cause you to hold into oblivion. You're telling me you can't take 10% of your investment out, thereby realizing a 25% profit on your investment. That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.56953899]

>>56953749
she will have your crypto in the divorce ... use defi now

[Anonymous No.56953902]

>>56953749
>You do have a wife or at least a girlfriend, right?

Nope, I prefer to just pay hookers and high school girls to larp as Inugami Korone and suck my dick.

Have dated pretty slavic girls in the past and this works out much cheaper long term at this point I have built my company far to large and valuable to risk it with marriage or co habitation.

You do understand how risky it is to be in a relationship with a women when you have shit to close right anon? You do understand legally she can rugpull you.

[Anonymous No.56953908]

>>56953817
So is the "40k" now riding on some shit coin or what?

[Anonymous No.56953935]

>>56953749
My wife views it as a retirement plan. We very seldomly spend any crypto and when we do its usually my idea.

[Anonymous No.56953937]

>Telling your wife about your crypto
You failed at life

[Anonymous No.56953948]

>>56953768
>if i sold anywhere near the top and bought anywhere near the bottom id have been way, way up
They wouldn't be able to tack the proper local top and you'd have made minimal and spent maximum on their vacation
Just tie them to a post then say we're going for a walk and drive them around the country on a leash and make them pay for gas

[Anonymous No.56953956]

>>56953883
I also don’t want to pay the mev mafia their ridiculous gas fees to in addition to the tax implications. I don’t want to pay income tax on my gains, but rather capital gains tax.

[Anonymous No.56953958]

>>56953836
>Get her a necklace or a ring, something in a color she likes.
That is just the beginning, it doesn't end until they are covered in nigger bling
Just refuse and tie her to a post and preferably instead of JEWelery mark her with yourself

[Anonymous No.56953975]

>>56953749
imagine talking about money with women

[Anonymous No.56953980]

>>56953956
You are coping. Realize your gains.
>>56953958
It doesn't end ever. It's an ongoing cost. If anon doesn't want to spend his realized gains on her that's whatever, but he doesn't even want to realize his gains.

[Anonymous No.56953987]

>>56953781
I did 10x on leverage on the last 3 months, it's not impossible to double 3k on 1 month.

[Anonymous No.56954001]

>>56953749
hit her

[Anonymous No.56954009]

>>56953937
This. Telling your wife ab it... suddenly you are living with a raging jeet everyday. If I don't sell the exact top and buy the exact bottom its literally over. She spends all day "researching" on x and believing in every scam. She sees all these scams as missed opportunities. I hate my life now.

[Anonymous No.56954020]

>>56953769
Spbp
Brainlet op btfo
/thread

[Anonymous No.56954051]

>>56953781
Luck is where preparation and hard work meets opportunity

[Anonymous No.56954062]

>>56953769
>>56954020
Wait, what did the meaning of faggot evolve into? I think I'm outdated.
>>56953867
What the fuck am I even supposed to look for in Dex screener?

[Anonymous No.56954119]

>>56953780
Once, mine saw one of my metamask balances and she was immediately like "GIB ME DAT". In her language that sounds like "We could be using that money for our FAMILY!" Which is the two of us and one child.

[Anonymous No.56954165]

>>56954051
Do you think your hardwork will pay off now that SBF was convicted and all his company assets will be sold off (which include a buttload of crypto) to make restitutions to the american clients crashing half the semi popular cryptocurrencies out there?

[Anonymous No.56954170]

>>56954119
Did she mention how it could be used?

[Anonymous No.56954171]

my gf is a nerdy tranny and has made more money in shitcoins than I have so I don't get this problem

[Anonymous No.56954200]

>>56954165
>he thinks any of the SBF stuff is real
Look at this goy

[Anonymous No.56954262]

>>56954170

No. She has no ability to make a plan with money beyond being able to afford christmas decorations, clothing, and health/beauty items from amazon. I can, with my wages, support us and still buy her all that stuff but she refuses to quit her FT job (and clean the house or cook) because that would mean she has to ask me for money. Yet, I'm supposed to sell my investments to spend it on "us" as soon as she discovers them?

[Anonymous No.56954269]

>>56953781
Nigger i'm literally making 3% per day, you just need to trade a little and know a few things.

[Anonymous No.56954297]

>>56953749
I simply don't talk to her about MY money.
If i do, I lie about how much I've invested, lost or gained.

I'm investing my money to insulate her from risk, but the bulk of what I make is mine.

[Anonymous No.56954322]

>>56953749
ex-wife

[Anonymous No.56954339]

>>56953749
my wife only knows and understands vaguely about crypto and what I own. I will never show or tell her what the total is.

[Anonymous No.56954387]

>>56953749
>2023
>telling your gf about your crypto gains
NGMI

[Anonymous No.56954417]

>>56954119
kek it's hilarious how women immediately think about spending other people's money/investments as if it were their own. A few years ago my mom overheard me mention my crypto portfolio value when I was talking with my dad and she immediately jumped in to say how I should use it to help pay my sister's mortgage.
lmao I'm renting and I want to own a home and my sister had bought her home years ago before everything went up 2x, and her husband works and has a good job so it's not like she even needs the help.
I'm just completely baffled at how women can do that, the entitlement to try to claim and direct resources that aren't their own, I can't imagine doing that to anyone, especially not on behalf of people that are in a better financial position than them.
>Oh wow you're living in a shitty apartment? You're saving for a house? That's awesome
>Cool you got lucky on crypto, you should put it towards your sister's mortgage though
>Huh why? Oh just because, you know, it's a debt she has to pay and it would help her out a lot.
>What do you mean "what about your own life goals?", you don't have a mortgage, don't be selfish, help out! They're family!

[Anonymous No.56954420]

>>56954062
In order to keep a wife nowadays, you have to become a submissive beta boi

[Anonymous No.56954439]

>>56953749
>THE BULL MARKET HASN'T STARTED? WHO CARES, THEY'RE JUST PRETEND INTERNET COINS
Your Wife is more based than you think
>>56953780
my wife knows about it, knows the approx amount, doesn't tell me anything about it, like she has inherent boundaries

[Anonymous No.56954452]

>>56954417
Hilarious or infuriating?
At least if it is a wife it might benefit your children if it’s not all completely frivolous.
>assuming

[Anonymous No.56954510]

>>56954420
this is why the tradwife meme exists

[Anonymous No.56954526]

>>56954417
Your mom sounds like an overbearing yenta. Imagine how it would feel for your brother-in-law if, by direction of his mother-in-law, he was suddenly beholden to his wife's brother. That might work if his and your sister's pay check became yours for the next 30 years.

[Anonymous No.56954561]

>>56953749
>telling anyone about your crypto or discussing crypto with normies
Do not do this.

[Anonymous No.56954565]

Actually women hate men who make money on crypto.

[Anonymous No.56954580]

>>56954417
>women immediately think about spending other people's money/investments as if it were their own
Is that why women in my cunt are the overwhelming supporters of the Socialist party in my cunt?
>>56954526
>yenta
>a woman who is a gossip or a busybody.
That's a new word... Thanks for the English lesson fren!

[Anonymous No.56954614]

>>56953781
the fuck are you talking about, almost every top 20 altcoin did a 2-4x from october-november?

[Anonymous No.56954637]

>>56953781
even my stinkies nearly doubled, what kind of gutter coins are you bag holding?

[Anonymous No.56954644]

I hate women so fucking much, I don't tell my girlfriend ANYTHING about my money, not about raises, she doesn't even know Im in crypto let alone making 5x in crypto what I make from my job.

[Anonymous No.56954685]

>>56954644
i hope you dont live with her

[Anonymous No.56954693]

>>56954644
What if she finds out? What then?

[Anonymous No.56954711]

>>56953749
I tell my gf I'll never buy crypto because it's a scam, meanwhile I have 60% of my NW in a browser extention

[Anonymous No.56954737]

>>56953769
Based, imagine thinking you need a GF or a wife, I respect women but damn, fuck them and their mind games, imagine living you whole life seeking validation from some female retard you happen to be in love with

[Anonymous No.56954809]

>>56954452
>Hilarious or infuriating?
Hilarious when they have no real power to take and use your resources, infuriating when they do.
>>56954526
She's not really an overbearing yenta, she takes care of a lot of animals and has all sorts of hobbies like knitting and embroidery, she tries to keep up with what's going on with everyone in the family but she's never been one to really gossip or be more than an observer in others affairs, at least not nearly as much as other cackling hens. Her jumping into the conversation like that came as a surprise to me because I didn't think she would be one to do that, and this is part of why I believe it is in their nature as women.
>Imagine how it would feel for your brother-in-law if, by direction of his mother-in-law, he was suddenly beholden to his wife's brother. That might work if his and your sister's pay check became yours for the next 30 years.
kek yeah, that'd be absurd.
I could see there could be value if I were to pay their mortgage off then have them pay me the mortgage payments instead, since it'd remove the bank from the equation but there's too much risk that they'd stop making payments.
>>56954580
>Is that why women in my cunt are the overwhelming supporters of the Socialist party in my cunt?
I believe so, we've certainly seen the rise of a lot of welfare programs since women got the vote, and it's created a lot of moral hazard that they are completely incapable of addressing.

[Anonymous No.56954855]

>>56953749
Shut the fuck up bitch. If you scream i cant concentrate on my $RAMP swing trades

[Anonymous No.56954888]

>>56953749
1. You don't tell
2. You sell the initial at 3x
3. You let it run for 5x and start to take profits
4. You sell it all when TikTokers join
5. You short when it's on tv

It's very easy lads

[Anonymous No.56955101]

>>56953867
I literally don't have the money - yet - to find a better one. Poorfag here without his own vehicle. I had 1k saved for downpayment, but had to spend over half on veterinary bills for my dog (she's saved my life before, I owe her). Thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.56955115]

>>56953749
I sat her down and gave her a financial class explaining why she's going to work forever if she doesn't stop being so fucking stupid
I also sold the idea of cash flows hard to excuse my hoarding of money
She was a "money has no utility beyond consumer spending" type
Just attack a bitch's desire to stop working and you're in the clear

[Anonymous No.56955152]

>>56953902
Unironically based

[Anonymous No.56955164]

>>56953781
I have no clue what I'm doing and doubled my money this month. I waited for the SOL bottom and bought in 5k. I dont even know what the fuck Solana does, I thought it was Monero.
I'm also nearly 100% up in BTC or was, I'm 60% because I bought during the crash when it hit super low and wasnt moving anywhere

[Anonymous No.56955237]

>>56954417
>be me
>brother is kind of dumb with money
>hes good hearted though
>get inheritance
>gives it to me
>says please invest it into something that will pay for my daughter (my nieces) college fund in 15 years
>gladly agree and get ready to buy several BTC at 22k
>his wife finds out
>henpecks him nonstop into getting a house because she doesnt want kid to grow up in a rental
>uses the money for a downpayment
>they now have a 9% mortage and are completely tapped out
>house is depreciating monthly (who saw that coming)
>no college fund for niece
I hate women so much its unbelievable

[Anonymous No.56955382]

>>56955237
clucky chicken wants to make a nest! Are you a real man? Are trad man? You must provide! Not your chud fake risky internet money! Mama knows best!

[Anonymous No.56955480]

>>56955237
What this poster said >>56955382 !!!
Imagine being so childish you'd want to spend your brother's money on some magic coins when you could buy ummm... I dunno, something that is actually PALPABLE??? You know, real? Not some magic internet WoW coins that will go straight down to ZEROOOO

[Anonymous No.56955654]

The overwhelming lesson here is to keep your finances to yourself. If they find out, you got careless

[Anonymous No.56956223]

>>56955237
Bro is in trouble. She did that to secure the bag for herself if she ever wants to divorce.

[Anonymous No.56956331]

>>56953749
No I am autistic incel.

[Anonymous No.56956365]

>>56955654

Goes for everyone. Family and friends will come after you too, inevitably. Don't need to let anyone else know a dollar amount, just that you're comfortable.

[Anonymous No.56956395]

>>56953816
I can spend all the quality time with them that I want once I retire.

[Anonymous No.56956412]

>>56953816

People that say this have a 100% chance of being more annoyingly financially insecure and letting you know about it at every turn. Meanwhile making good money and budgeting right means you literally stop thinking about money and don't have to oppress everyone else with your financial chaos.

Work smart, budget smart, invest much, THAT's how you free yourself from a money obsessed mentality and get some quality time to spend with others.

[Anonymous No.56956415]

Im single and have no plans for a gf or wife. I've got this far in life single with no female backup I will continue to plod on without backup or support. Im short and ugly and dont make much attempts at socializing and im getting older so for me its just stay in my place and going out and about when needed. Plus i'm quite set in my ways and a female around telling me to do things and her lil honey do chore lists no thanks. plus im not above bending a female over my knee and paddling her butt red and her to tears if she misbehaves and appearently this is extreme abuse and violence in 2020+ so I avoid females cuz i'll paddle a mouthy hoes butt and thats not allowed anymore
>>56953902
quite a hilarious photo of a doggirl. somestimes I see stuff like this and think i'll pay a prostitute to do it but than never do.

[Anonymous No.56956423]

>>56954339

my wife gave her son our crypto

[Anonymous No.56956457]

>>56956423
>Our crypto
Your first mistake was sharing finances.

[Anonymous No.56956484]

>you do have a wife or at least a girlfriend, right
>having anything with a woman besides sex
Nah, I'm good

[Anonymous No.56956493]

>>56953980
>selling before the bullrun

[Anonymous No.56956496]

>>56956457
>her son
Guess what's his second mistake
(i'm sure that's just bait, of course)

[Anonymous No.56956512]

>>56956496
There might be a third mistake, if you take into account the son's skin colour...!!!

[Anonymous No.56956789]

>>56953749
Luckily my wife is transgender so she thinks like a man

[Anonymous No.56956807]

>>56956457
>George is getting upset!

[Anonymous No.56956818]

>>56953948
>Just tie them to a post then say we're going for a walk and drive them around the country on a leash and make them pay for gas

[Anonymous No.56956835]

>>56953749
I honestly don't know how men live with a wife, it must be horrible, I just can't even conceive the thought of spending every waking moment with the same nagging woman and her mercurial moods all for a little bit of saggy pussy in the evening

[Anonymous No.56956851]

>>56956835

can't live with em, can't live without em, are the truest words ever spoken desu

[Anonymous No.56956856]

>>56953749
no one wants a "wife" in 2023.

[Anonymous No.56956878]

>>56953749
My wife trusts me, and said she leaves the math to me figure out. She swipes card, thats the extent of her knowledge of our finances.

[Anonymous No.56956899]

>>56953749
Tell her I lost it all in a boating accident

[Anonymous No.56956921]

>>56953749
I would honestly probably break up with my girlfriend if she acted like this about my money

[Anonymous No.56956934]

Buy her some fake louboutin heels and tell her they cost 4k

[Anonymous No.56956954]

>>56953749
you guys don't have actually gfs right?
whats the point of money if you already scored in life

[Anonymous No.56957032]

>friend got a gf last year
>he literally never left the country
>now he's traveling to some African shit hole

Wtf is it with women and traveling? It's got to be social media right?

[Anonymous No.56957197]

>>56957032
She wants to get dicked down by large african cocks,and she wants to assert dominance over your friend by making him watch,

[Anonymous No.56957268]

>>56957197
My friend is literally black

[Anonymous No.56957372]

>>56957268
There's always bigger, blacker gorilla dick

[Anonymous No.56957425]

>>56953749
My wife has zero say in our finances. I manage all our accounts and give her money for expenses. She's aware of how much I have, that I could lose it all in a "boating accident" if I wanted, and trusts me to handle it. She's too busy raising our kids to care.

[Anonymous No.56957466]

>>56953749
You can make it again with Qanx and carry her along while doing it

[Anonymous No.56957491]

>>56953749
I would never date a woman with such an attitude. also making 3k is not even worth mentioning.

[Anonymous No.56957552]

>>56953768

Anon on the verge of realizing the "roasties" he complains about actually have complimentary skills and strengths

[Anonymous No.56957573]

>>56953749
>doubled your money
>made $3000
lol

[Anonymous No.56957607]

>>56955382
Kek

[Anonymous No.56957630]

all these nerds going "never let a women know about cypto" when in reality its "never let a women know how much money you actually make"

whatever your salary is, lie, and just say third of it. if you make 100k say its 33k.

its simple really, women don't know how to budget, spend spend spend, wanna do dumb shit, so if you throw any number at them expect to spend, but if the number is big to a women your gonna spend a loooot more.

majority of people living check to check are females because they are dumb cunts who cant save money, if you put in males, they are much better off and know how to budget

women is the biggest financial related mistake in human history

[Anonymous No.56957990]

>>56954580
>That's a new word... Thanks for the English lesson fren!
Yenta is a yiddish word, fren.

[Anonymous No.56958034]

>>56954269
Pls teach me

[Anonymous No.56958098]

>>56953749
I tell her I will sell when it is a wife changing amount of money.

[Anonymous No.56958140]

>>56953781
Btc doubled the last months retard

[Anonymous No.56958288]

>>56958098
Kek underrated

[Anonymous No.56958331]

>>56957573
Based
Best comment in thread

[Anonymous No.56958345]

>>56958098
lol

[Anonymous No.56958480]

>>56957466
You are spitting jeet. ygmi

[Anonymous No.56958650]

>>56953749
>talks to his wife
ngmi. i just motion with my hand when i need her to bend over.

[Anonymous No.56958758]

>>56958098
enjoy your literal 90% taxes - 40% for uncle sam and 50% for the bitch

[Anonymous No.56959032]

>>56953781

[Anonymous No.56959041]

>>56954165
alameda lost all their money retard

[Anonymous No.56959058]

>>56958650
Her? Anon?

[Anonymous No.56959110]

>>56959058
what in the fuck is your problem? do you not know who that is? wyfm retard.

[Anonymous No.56959123]

>>56953749
Not a white bitch. Not even once.