/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56948478]

Soft Landing Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.56948487]

>>56948478
>Soft Landing

[Anonymous No.56948495]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.56948503]

>>56948487
>The quack
>The toe spread
K I N O

[Anonymous No.56948520]

>>56948495
Shut up. that song is fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.56948537]

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[Anonymous No.56948555]

>>56948537
How exactly you do you define "gambling with derivatives?"
Does it have to be eg 0dte SPX options? Or do things like LEAPS used to hedge shorts count? Where's the line?

[Anonymous No.56948569]

>>56948555
It's all gambling. It's just fucking numbers lmao.

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/-OqrcUvrbRY?si=73NUCF1zUsNL-OKb

[Anonymous No.56948576]

>>56948537
>>56948555
You are a derivative of your parents and your whole life is a gamble.

[Anonymous No.56948583]

>>56948555
No leaps obviously don't count but you wouldn't be here if you actually used leaps kek

[Anonymous No.56948607]

>>56948583
I'm here and I actually use LEAPS. You think I'm content with unlevered gains on my Trane?

[Anonymous No.56948614]

>>56948503
I like how bird tries to just play it off like it’s all cool

[Anonymous No.56948618]

>>56948569
>he didn't sell
lmao. Remember to post your position again after the 5% overnight gap down.

[Anonymous No.56948631]

>>56948520

[Anonymous No.56948636]

>>56948618
Praise Allah it opens green. I plan to sell tomorrow. We like to have fun around here.

[Anonymous No.56948637]

Are we getting good news tomorrow?
Is China going to invade Taiwan to rally the population as the economy crashes?
I'm thinking China only has a few more years to invade.
>t. saying China will crash for 15 years, but this time I mean it

[Anonymous No.56948639]

Boil Push it. Push it real goood!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

A few months trading BOIL at the professional level equals four years studying at Harvard. - Jim Rogers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

[Anonymous No.56948648]

>>56947916
>i gave you guys a 10x on friday and you didnt listen
>posted this when the spread was .05-.15
>the money is nice but being right is what really mattered
you gotta put more effort into it to outshine the garbage picks
maybe use a funny bear comic image to sell your story

[Anonymous No.56948657]

>>56948636
>We like to have fun around here.
Last time I heard this phrase was some absolute retard trying to shill SIGA at $30.
I made bank shorting that shit.

[Anonymous No.56948660]

So weed shills on /biz/ told me to buy the weed ETF, I'm down over 5% today, and I see the DEA announcement is actually rescheduling synthetic weed to schedule 1. I fucking hate you faggots, especially that putsrnotdawae guy who told me to buy that shitty MSOS weed ETF, I'm market selling at open tomorrow. Fucking retards told me the DEA announcement would reschedule weed to schedule 3, but it only made synthetic weed more illegal.

[Anonymous No.56948674]

>>56948648
Here's my 10x for tomorrow anons

10x leveraged hasbro calls. Have fun with the +50% minimum

[Anonymous No.56948677]

>AQB
salmobros what happened

[Anonymous No.56948685]

Traditional or Roth or both 401ks?

[Anonymous No.56948687]

>>56948637
>Are we getting good news tomorrow?
Yes 0.2% core inflation.

>Is China going to invade Taiwan to rally the population as the economy crashes?
They haven't even done QE and you think they'll jump straight to war?

>I'm thinking China only has a few more years to invade.
Xi said he wants to be ready by 2027. 2027 it shall be.

[Anonymous No.56948691]

I have failed as a man. I'll admit it to you guys. I just hope you don't make the mistakes I made in the past. You will meet the love of your life at a young age. Marry her, don't roll the dice twice, if you do, let me tell you what awaits you. I am 36 years old and have accomplished everything the solo campaign had to offer, but I should have been playing multiplayer. I'm hanging out in a lobby that's always empty. I understand poem anon (god rest his soul) you really have to make shit happen in your 20's or it's game over.

[Anonymous No.56948693]

>>56948674
Hasboro is an absolute fucking dumpster fire kicking the corpse of MTG for shekels. No fucking way I would touch that shit. I legitimately think BOIL options are safer.

[Anonymous No.56948696]

Another day. Another day of green rolling down as I do "Nothing" for 8hrs. PARRA may be sold soon. Redstone is supposedly being offered a fuck huge sack of green for giving up Paramount to Skydance and other backer. Which hey she owns it so if she decides to sell nothing the board of PARRA or shareholders could do about it. But then again why would anyone be against it? "show me the money" would be the only thing anyone cared about.

[Anonymous No.56948698]

GOD DAMMIT
PLEASE SHORT SBUX
I got a special offer to get extra rewards ponts if I buy 3 hot breakfast items this week.. but APPARENTLY a hot ham and swiss croissant DOES NOT COUNT as a HOT BREAKFAST ITEM even though it was hot in my hands

[Anonymous No.56948703]

>>56948660
Sorry to hear that, but it's kind of a right of way. Gotta fall for at least one meme stock. Hope the loss wasn't big and you learned a good lesson. I fell for the trump social media thing and BAHT. Lightly beclowned myself but not since.

[Anonymous No.56948709]

>>56948674
>no bear cartoon

[Anonymous No.56948717]

>>56948691
>Would rather kill himself than lose weight and walk so his brain isn't depressed

I saw some zoomer girl with huge neck tattoos that looked like she did fentanyl with a black dude at the gym today and it reminded me my life is fucking amazing compared to most people.

[Anonymous No.56948721]

>>56948698
Sounds like shrewd business practices that warrant a long.

[Anonymous No.56948734]

>>56948693
>Anon doesn't understand how basic news affects traders and stock price
Have fun staying poor lmfao

[Anonymous No.56948741]

>>56948691
my older mid brother didnt do shit out of his life until his early 30´s, now he is happy and basically married. stop being a bitch

[Anonymous No.56948743]

>>56948691
excuse me sir /r9gayk is that way. This is smg.

[Anonymous No.56948747]

why didnt you fiends say it was cpi day tomorrow
i was gonna buy some lotto tickets

[Anonymous No.56948748]

>>56948734
There are thousands of tickers and you picked a dieing boomer divvy stock to gamble on. Lol.

[Anonymous No.56948763]

>>56948691
Islam or nothing.

[Anonymous No.56948772]

>>56948748
I'll repeat once again:
>Anon doesn't understand how basic news affects traders and stock price

[Anonymous No.56948773]

>>56948685
It's a tricky question. If you invest in a roth, you're paying taxes on the money that goes in at peak marginal rates for that tax year. You really have to decide if those rates will perhaps be lower at some future point.
Previously, I would generally suggest Roth on the basis that tax rates may rise, your income may improve, its a one time tax payment that provides security. Recently, however, I'm leaning towards trad.

The beauty of a trad IRA is that it's more like owning a free option on taxes. If you have a year where you're unemployed, roll that shit over. If you live in a high income tax state, maybe you move to texas/florida someday - roll that shit over then. Instant 5-7% savings or so as long as you roll over proportionally to stay within your same tax bracket.
If you retire in 30 years, maybe AI is running the world and there is no taxes at all. Maybe money no longer matters. Who knows?
Hard to see a world where government policy actively fucks over retirees though, so odds favor trad.

[Anonymous No.56948784]

>>56948717
Damn right. When you see shat like that and other things that are just fucked you appreciate life a bit more. If kids were raised like they were when I was growing up or my parents were a lot of this kinda crap now you see just wouldn't be done.

[Anonymous No.56948791]

>>56948772
>Thinks anything matters tomorrow other than what Jerome Powell says

NGMI

[Anonymous No.56948798]

I hate this fucking place, im never coming back

[Anonymous No.56948800]

>>56948660
>DEA announcement is actually rescheduling synthetic weed to schedule 1
Haha, fuckin' potheads. Got 'em good.

[Anonymous No.56948811]

My health has been declining ever since he left... I miss him so much bros.

[Anonymous No.56948813]

>>56948773
High IQ post.

[Anonymous No.56948825]

>>56948798
You barely participate anymore anyway. We've all been making money on the bullrun and you're on the sidelines for ideological reasons. Of course you're not having fun. What did you expect?

[Anonymous No.56948828]

>>56948660
I hope you learned your lesson about gambling on catalysts.

[Anonymous No.56948830]

>>56948691
it's too late for me rocker
I've already had several dates and lost my virginity, but no relationship lasted longer than a few months. Girls generally enjoy my company but I'm 28 now and pretty tired, I've found happiness in solitude (and alcohol).

[Anonymous No.56948834]

>>56948798
Awww, she's so cute.

[Anonymous No.56948836]

>>56948691
>>56948811
Not everyone gets their happy ending. And, I suspect, none of us do.

[Anonymous No.56948843]

>>56948834
L I Z

[Anonymous No.56948849]

>Sarasota
kek

[Anonymous No.56948853]

>>56948830
It turns out locking yourself inside, never talking to women (or caring if they are retarded) and drinking yourself into obesity actually isn't good for your mental health.

Seriously just go to the fucking gym one time and see if it makes you feel like less of a retard

[Anonymous No.56948862]

>>56948828
Fuck you, you people are literally always wrong. Last week I bought MARA and COIN calls, which are already so red I don't even feel like selling them.

[Anonymous No.56948869]

>>56948836
Got to keep fighting the good fight and make PoemAnon proud.
>>56948843
Based.

[Anonymous No.56948870]

>XOM still under $100
>no more cash to slurp

[Anonymous No.56948873]

I forgot it was Monday. Do I even want to look at my account? This also means my XOM dividends hit tomorrow.
>>56948660
See what happens when you listen to stoners?

[Anonymous No.56948875]

>>56948849
>Davis
>Chief investment officer
>Do not redeem

Every time

[Anonymous No.56948877]

>>56948862
Why didn't you just buy crypto directly?

[Anonymous No.56948884]

>>56948875
David*

[Anonymous No.56948901]

>>56948853
I'm actually pretty fit for my level of alcohol consumption and I still go to clubs/hang out with girls
I'm just not pursuing a relationship anymore

[Anonymous No.56948907]

>>56948877
I did my research, miner stocks give leveraged returns on BTC without the risk of losing your coins.

[Anonymous No.56948918]

>>56948691
The dating pool for men just gets larger and deeper the older they get. Complete opposite for a women. Go out and take advantage of that. Try some of that Mediterranean food. It’s all the rage with women right now.

[Anonymous No.56948927]

shill me your favorite x100 leaps for the soft landing

[Anonymous No.56948933]

>>56948907
But you bought options, not stocks.

[Anonymous No.56948935]

>>56948693
German MP40. Clever way to store it.

[Anonymous No.56948937]

>>56948927
>soft landing

[Anonymous No.56948944]

I am once again thinking about how the cost of housing is preventing me from living the neet life. A man used to be able to live off of like 35k a year.

[Anonymous No.56948949]

>>56948901
Sounds like you are salvageable if you can just swallow the black pill that women are retarded children and all they want is be whores with no consequences

You can either MGTOW until you blow your brains out drinking liquor or you can be a whore but either way thinking women will make you happy long-term is the most honked shit I've ever heard of.

[Anonymous No.56948964]

>>56948949
Forgot image

[Anonymous No.56948966]

>>56948748
HAS makes that certain product we’re not allowed to talk about. Get a three day ban if you do. So it’s not totally anons fault

[Anonymous No.56948965]

my desire to eat human flesh grows each day

[Anonymous No.56948969]

My UPRO and XXXX combo is doing well. Never selling, diamond hands.

[Anonymous No.56948970]

>>56948660

That's a totally separate matter and has fuckall to do with the recommendation to reschedule from the department of health and human services.
The reason why your weed stocks are down is because you bought them at the very top.
They were pulling +10% days for a while there already and you got in late.
I sold out of weed on Friday because I didn't think it had legs to go much more.
As for the actual rescheduling, it'll probably happen next year as they can make rescheduling a campaign promise, which was pretty much expected because it's a massive subject to benefit the dems.
It was only a remote possibility that it was going to happen during this year, but people bought the hype anyways.

[Anonymous No.56948975]

>>56948933
You faggots on this general told me BTC would keep climbing, you are liars.

[Anonymous No.56948978]

>>56948949
anon, are you even more drunk than I am right now? what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.56948980]

>>56948966
>HAS makes that certain product we’re not allowed to talk about. Get a three day ban if you do. So it’s not totally anons fault
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.56948983]

>>56948965
thanks to you, i´ve learned trough research the concept of "corporate cannibalism". thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.56948987]

>>56948970
I'm never touching weed stocks again. They are a scam, the DEA shit will be a nothingburger if it ever does happen. I assume the DEA stuff is already fully priced in at this point, this general is full of bad actors telling people to buy the top on stuff.

[Anonymous No.56948998]

I once told an Alcoholic that whenever he feels like drinking a cold beer he should just crack open a cold soda instead.
He then tried to beat my ass.
I was being serious with my recommendation.

[Anonymous No.56949010]

>>56948987
I tell people to buy the bottom on stuff and they always say it's going to zero and wait for it to pump 20% before they get excited

>TGT
>Dis
>Vz
>Boil
>Para
>Tmf

[Anonymous No.56949011]

>>56948987
>I'm never touching weed stocks again. They are a scam,

[Anonymous No.56949014]

>>56948975
I dindu nuffin.

[Anonymous No.56949017]

>>56948691
I'm setting you up on a date
>>56948930
>>56949005

[Anonymous No.56949029]

>>56948975
>>56949014
When I had the urge to buy btc out of jealousy last week I knew the runup was over.
I know nothing about crypto, I'm basically a crypto normie, so if I'm about to buy then that means the dumb is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.56949043]

>>56948980
Rhymes with My Shitty Sony

[Anonymous No.56949051]

>>56949029
It was the same with me and BOIL. I got scared and capitulated and then it dumped 20% and everyone shitposted so I knew it was the bottom and bought calls

Based gut truster

[Anonymous No.56949052]

>>56948980
The board that comes before /mu/ and after /m/ alphabetically.

[Anonymous No.56949059]

>>56949029
Yeah, that's why I'm worried the SOXL friends are back; I feel like I have to make a decision on my holds and I'm not even in the memetech sector. Oh well. Also, I feel like buying miner companies, let alone derivatives on them, is way too many layers of bullshit abstract from the original thing.

[Anonymous No.56949058]

>>56949051
What do we call this strategy?

[Anonymous No.56949065]

I am financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.56949079]

Smg

[Anonymous No.56949082]

EH AYE

[Anonymous No.56949086]

my sqqq hold has killed my folio
I am a retard

[Anonymous No.56949088]

>>56949051
It's more like inverting your gut feelings

[Anonymous No.56949089]

>>56949079
I bet you're gonna be really excited when Games Workshop has a unbelievable pump after their amazon show goes viral. Just keep it on the down low for now, ok? I need to wait until Insulet hits 280.

[Anonymous No.56949099]

>>56949082
>Rubenstein
>Portfolio manager
>Do no redeem

Every
Fucking
Time

[Anonymous No.56949124]

>>56949082
>>56949099
The AI craze is the Internet bubble of the 2000s.
Like the Internet it will change the world forever, maybe in ways even greater than the internet itself.
But like the 2000 bubble, the gains of AI won't be realized until many, many years later. I don't know about the rest of the market, but the AI rally for tech is not sustainable.

[Anonymous No.56949149]

>>56948969
can do leaps XXXX?

[Anonymous No.56949150]

>>56948937
I need to get a hanglider.

[Anonymous No.56949159]

>>56949124
Oy vey goyim! Realized gains after one of the best years ever in the history of the stock market? Nooo don't do that. Terrible idea. Actually you should be buying the 52 week high. You do know someone like you could never possibly time the market. It's literally impossible don't even think about it. Selling your stocks at 52 week highs and buying bonds at generational lows? I'll have you know that kind of antisemitism isnt allowed in my office.

[Anonymous No.56949164]

>>56949149
how much fucking leverage do you need?

[Anonymous No.56949173]

>>56949124
amd moon soon

[Anonymous No.56949187]

>>56948537
>Almost 25% of /SMG/tards are degenerate gamblers who play with derivatives daily
Explains a lot desu

[Anonymous No.56949192]

>>56949159
I still think there are many areas of the market that are undervalued because all the liquidity was sucked up by the Fagnificent 7.
In the words of a great Jewish trickster, "there's always a bullmarket somewhere".

[Anonymous No.56949198]

The portfolio of darkness just hit ath

[Anonymous No.56949211]

>>56948660
>the DEA announcement is actually rescheduling synthetic weed to schedule 1
Hasn't it always been? Or do you mean that they're reversing the Farm Bill provision for the delta vapes?

[Anonymous No.56949214]

>>56948927
Probably some bullshit tiny regional bank.

[Anonymous No.56949216]

>>56949192
This is true. Goodluck knowing which sector they are arbitrarily going to start shilling and rotate into when tech explodes. I swear they just throw darts at a board and then tell everyone at the synagogue what is going to be the hot new thing.

Uranium? Wood? Chickens? Telecom?

[Anonymous No.56949227]

>>56948478
The Fed will raise interest rates again

[Anonymous No.56949230]

>>56949149
There is no options chain on XXXX (yet). But remember that you can take any SPY call option and calculate an effective leverage that it gives you.

[Anonymous No.56949235]

>>56949164
x100

[Anonymous No.56949254]

>>56948980
Apparently it's a newfag filter.

[Anonymous No.56949256]

>>56949164
NTA but this video demonstrates the kind of multiple you should be investing at

[Anonymous No.56949259]

>>56949216
>Uranium
It just hit $83/lb today. Some degen fuel broker is also quoting a jump to $85 after the house passed their uranium ban.

[Anonymous No.56949272]

>>56949164
>>56949235
This.

[Anonymous No.56949283]

>>56949259
I've never been schizo enough to follow uranium. The thesis doesn't make sense to me. I understand BOIL. Jews and the NWO (Jews) like to larp that fossil fuels are obsolete while offering no alternative and driving around in plastic Teslas. But the same lefty fags that want fossil fuels to be obsolete also hate nuclear and refuse to acknowledge it as an option.

[Anonymous No.56949299]

Going to bed now. Don’t doing anything dumb until I wake up frens.

[Anonymous No.56949317]

>>56949283
In psyop terms the past couple weeks have been bizarre. A total about-face from the krauts and a bunch of G7 types pledged to triple their nuclear capacity by 2050.

The underlying thesis doesn't even need that shit though. Simply that complacent buyers didn't lock in long term supply, so they're being pushed into an increasingly thin spot market.

Imagine half the NAT GAS plants in the US locked in contracts but production steadily dropped from 3mcf to 1mcf. How much would the remaining half pay for NAT GAS to keep from shutting down?

[Anonymous No.56949337]

>>56949283
Unironically it's peak oil.
https://thedisciplinedinvestor.com/blog/podcast-summary/
Check the episode from Sep 17, 2023

[Anonymous No.56949339]

>>56949317
Remember when Nancy Pelosi bought UUUU and then Khazakstan (#1 uranium producing country on Earth) had some type of rebel insurrection or some shit? That was the only time I invested in uranium lol. Maybe I'll follow the tickers again and look for a good entry

[Anonymous No.56949357]

>>56949339
Also Uranium 1 (which the Clintons sold to Russia under Obama's Justice Dept if memory serves).

[Anonymous No.56949369]

>>56949337
>Every single analyst shilled $300/barrel oil last year
>Every single analyst shilling "oil is over $0/barrel" this year

It's almost like it's all fake and gay or something. You will be heating your house and charging your Tesla with natural gas in 2075 while the Jews still tell you fossil fuels are obsolete and that we are all going to die from global warming in just two more weeks

[Anonymous No.56949371]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbL_3pWmsg

[Anonymous No.56949376]

>>56948478

[Anonymous No.56949380]

>soft landing

[Anonymous No.56949388]

>>56949371
cpi slobberknocker

[Anonymous No.56949401]

>>56948998
lmao.

[Anonymous No.56949402]

>>56949388
>implying that shit matters

[Anonymous No.56949405]

>>56949388
>They forgot about Jackson's hole already
>Papa Powell has to remind the markets not to run too hot

It's so fucking over (again)

[Anonymous No.56949408]

>no crash
>no dips
line will never go down again

[Anonymous No.56949416]

>>56949369
>obsolete
That's not what they mean by peak oil. They mean the peak of production vs consumption. Basically it will cost so much to buy because of demand people will accept alternative means of energy production (wind and solar BTFO)

[Anonymous No.56949426]

>>56949416
Jews hate oil because Muslims have it. That is it. That's the entire story. That's all you need to know about the energy market.

[Anonymous No.56949429]

BROS
ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
THE MOOOOOOOAS

[Anonymous No.56949446]

>>56949426
>Jews hate oil
>They ritually celebrate it every year instead of enjoying Christmas and celebrating Christ
I also support the MIC. Fuck both of them.

[Anonymous No.56949467]

>>56949446
They don't celebrate oil. They celebrate using as little oil as possible.

[Anonymous No.56949471]

>>56949446
Hanukkah is a celebration of Zionism and the recovery of Jerusalem. The faggy oil that never runs out story is just proof they aren't really very good at math just good at lieing to people.

[Anonymous No.56949485]

>>56949429
Just 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.56949490]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56949498]

Got some CDs maturing this week. Hopefully I can get some more at 5.5%

[Anonymous No.56949512]

>>56949429
fuck I need xrp too?

[Anonymous No.56949573]

>gold futes
WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56949652]

Alright bros I've got 1000 USD in my fidelity account and I'm interested in TMF. How do they achieve leverage and what are the pros and cons of this ETF? This is a request for financial advice and part of my due diligence.

Attached pic is my compensation for your expertise.

[Anonymous No.56949662]

>>56948703
rite of passage. right of way is for driving kek.

[Anonymous No.56949664]

>>56949652
>compensation
>AI slop
Do some actual work.

[Anonymous No.56949682]

I'm getting raped by my SAVA short again. Lol.

[Anonymous No.56949686]

>>56949652
They basically buy TLT call options, or rather the equivalent through make private deals with banks or dark pools or other degens.

See
https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-20-year-treasury-bull-bear-3x-etfs
and specifically
https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-20-year-treasury-bull-bear-3x-etfs#show-daily-holdings

Attached pic is my token of appreciation for your Princess Peach coombait.

[Anonymous No.56949693]

>>56949682
Why would you short the company that is literally and completely curing Alzheimer's?

[Anonymous No.56949694]

i think APGE is a good stock to short at this valuation

[Anonymous No.56949704]

>>56949693
Oh my god you're so funny, like, how did you ever come up with a joke like that? Did you go to comedy school or something? Like for real, you should go do comedy for a living: sell your house and all your belongings and buy a plane ticket to New York because trust me you're gonna strike it rich, I mean, how many people could ever make such a funny joke? The depth, the sensitivity, it's just the perfect joke. Like for real it's so funny I am going to die, how did you do it? It's impossible for a human to make such a funny joke, like really impossible, so you must not be human. You're a robot aren't you? A robot programmed solely to make the best jokes ever. Who cares? Really you should do this for a living, since you're so funny. What are you doing right now with your time? Are you studying? Working? Or are you already doing comedy full time? Because you really should. You're robbing the world of all your potential by not dedicating your every breath to making such funny jokes that make people laugh so much and so hard. Look around you, the responses are scarce because people are LITERALLY DYING with laughter, that's how funny you are. You should totally write a movie, it will be the best movie of all times I'm sure, since you made up this funny of a joke. And even if you didn't it's the delivery that counts right? I mean, I almost believed you were Louis CK or some shit since you are so fucking funny. And since you are so fucking funny, what are you doing wasting your time here? Put yourself out there, forget about this place, strike it rich. It's okay. We don't want to hinder your potential. Now go and make the world laugh.

[Anonymous No.56949720]

>>56949704
They're advancing the frontiers of medical science and you're pasting copypasta on a New Guinean seafarer's blog. Now ask yourself who deserves that money you lost in the market today.

[Anonymous No.56949740]

>>56949720
Go back you fucking newfaggot
>>56949704
You too

[Anonymous No.56949752]

>>56949740
*punches you in the throat before you even finish your sentence*
*jumps up in the air and blasts a giant fart in your face, blowing chunks of shit into your mouth*

[Anonymous No.56949767]

>>56949686
So when interest rate go down their number go up? It looks like it's been around a while, seems fairly reliable to a newbie.

[Anonymous No.56949770]

>>56949686
Swaps are FAR more degenerate than options. Give them the respect they deserve! Not that it matters for these funds because they hold both sides.

[Anonymous No.56949771]

>>56948927
Can i shill u dogshit overvalued stocks for shorting instead

[Anonymous No.56949791]

Does anyone worry about the society destabilizing effects of artificially inflating asset prices? I feel like we need an asset price crash to prevent the angsty, assetless younger millenials and zoomers get on the asset ladder. The vibes are very bad right now.

[Anonymous No.56949801]

>>56949791
>artificially inflating asset prices?
Can you explain what assets are being artificially inflated and how these assets are having their price multiples inflated?

[Anonymous No.56949806]

What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.56949811]

>>56948691
Are you telling me I'm not going to get a nice 24 year old zoomette GF after I make it in my mid-30s?

[Anonymous No.56949826]

>>56948763
I'm not sure that raping preschoolers / blowing up civilians is going to help Rocker in this situation, Muslim anon.

[Anonymous No.56949831]

>>56949767
Yeah, it's basically what it says on the LETF tin: pay an extra % or 3 and you'll get wacky price action.

The trickier ones to watch out for are things like BOIL (which decay as the underlying commodity contracts lose value to storage costs) and SVIX or UVIX (which trade the clusterfuck that is volatility)

[Anonymous No.56949863]

>>56949831
How would you say a buy and hold strategy on TMF compares against the sandp 500? the sandy pp is really expensive right now and I'm not eager to buy at the top.

[Anonymous No.56949874]

>>56949791
Yes, most everyone does thats not already bought in.
Boomers in charge dont care.

[Anonymous No.56949877]

>>56949801
Food. Look into the mergers of grocery stores in the last 10 years.

[Anonymous No.56949891]

make it stack?

[Anonymous No.56949892]

>>56949863
My first instinct is to compare a 60/40 SPY/TLT (unlevered) portfolio to a 60/40 UPRO/TMF (3x levered) portfolio, for the lulz.

Here's what that looks like on Portfolio Visualizer.

[Anonymous No.56949927]

>>56949863
>>56949892
But here's the more relevant comparison of SPY, UPRO, and TMF. Note the log scale.

What's important here is the absolute heeming suffered by bonds thanks to 2021-2023, where we saw massive government spending, inflation, and inflation-fighting hikes from the Fed.

If the future holds more massive government spending, inflation, and inflation-fighting hikes from the Fed, you can expect a similar heeming for anyone dumb enough to lend Janet Yellen money.

[Anonymous No.56949935]

Hard landing like my dick on your mom.

[Anonymous No.56949937]

>>56949811
Follow your dreams anon

[Anonymous No.56949939]

>>56949791
I'm more concerned about good jobs being available. The roads are turning into GTA+Mad Max due to gig econ slaves rushing around. They've got nothing better so they've thrown all caution out.

[Anonymous No.56949943]

>>56949891
Why on Earth would you trust those inscrutable Orientals with your money?

[Anonymous No.56949946]

>>56949811
What do you mean a 39 year old man can't spontaneously meet and marry a teenager?

[Anonymous No.56949976]

>>56949937
First guy gets puss for free. Second guy had to pay a house for it and probably has erectile dysfunction from obesity/will be divorce raped.

What a strange comic to encourage wage slaving.

[Anonymous No.56949991]

Thinking about re-entering China markets. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.56949994]

>>56949927
So with a 60/40 or 50/50 split on UPRO/TMF I would do well unless there was a period of stagflation or any other variant of a high interest rate and low growth environment?

I'm an AI bull but i think it will take longer to make an impact in real world activities than most AI bulls.

[Anonymous No.56949999]

>>56949991
I think Biden called Pooh Bear a dictator less than a month ago and that you are better off lighting your money on fire.

[Anonymous No.56950004]

>>56949927
HOLD
TO
MATURITY
tho

[Anonymous No.56950033]

>>56949994
Theoretically, yes. You're just amplifying the bet made by traditional 60/40 Boomer portfolio management.

>unless there was a period of stagflation or any other variant of a high interest rate and low growth environment?
Reread my post and consider exactly how likely this is.

>>56950004
That can work, but you'd need to buy the bonds directly. TLT and TMF slough off shorter maturity bonds to buy longer maturity ones in order to keep the total duration around 25 or whatever.

[Anonymous No.56950038]

>>56949946
DESU I don't want an 18yo GF. I generally find women age 22-25 to be the most attractive.

[Anonymous No.56950069]

deeeeflation oooooooo

[Anonymous No.56950091]

real estate demand is strong

[Anonymous No.56950095]

>>56950038
35 with 25 isn't even an age gap and isn't worth caring about (unless you are a 35yo woman realizing that 35yo men aren't interested in you).

[Anonymous No.56950097]

I want to invest in Japan

[Anonymous No.56950102]

>>56950091
homebuilders are a raging short the second mortgage rates fall low enough to unlock all the frozen resale inventory

[Anonymous No.56950137]

>>56948691
look.. I'm basically just not going to get married. UGH, I know I know.. it's just, I'm not doing it is all. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.56950143]

>>56949164
All of it.

[Anonymous No.56950153]

>>56950137
Imagine getting married...

[Anonymous No.56950164]

imagine not getting married lmao

you might think you're smart now but by 35 you'll realize how badly you fucked up

obviously only marry a worthwhile woman (they DO exist) and after spending enough time together to truly understand her good and bad traits

[Anonymous No.56950171]

>>56950097
I've been told even TM is slipping these days.

[Anonymous No.56950180]

>>56950164
not sharing my space with another human being who won't leave

[Anonymous No.56950188]

>>56950180
youll be begging for it one day

[Anonymous No.56950190]

>>56950164
I thought the hard part about getting married would be that as you get older women get pickier.
It turns out the hard part is that *I* keep getting pickier.

[Anonymous No.56950192]

hey bros, just hanging out tonight. stop by and say hi if you're feeling like it.

https://www.twitch.tv/danecookgaming

[Anonymous No.56950212]

Was the dump last year wrong?
Or the pump this year wrong?
Because things are way worse now than last year.
Inflation is worse.
Interest rates have not come down at all.
Company earnings are worse.
People have less disposable income.
Company earnings are worse.

[Anonymous No.56950214]

>>56950097
why?

[Anonymous No.56950223]

Down to $600 lads, I need it to be $6000 in a month. What do?

[Anonymous No.56950235]

>>56950223
shouldve put it all on a SPY straddle/strangle for tomorrows CPI

[Anonymous No.56950239]

>>56950223
Go to fiverr and build Linux firmware images. You can hire me if you need help with it.
I don't know any other way to possibly get $5400 in a month with just $600.

[Anonymous No.56950246]

This market is controlled by niggers and faggots.
I hate it.

[Anonymous No.56950247]

>>56950223
ngmi

>>56950239
>build Linux firmware images
explain? Who needs that?

[Anonymous No.56950268]

>>56950223
Maybe sell TSLA options lmao wtf is this, do TSLAfags really get taken to the cleaners on options?

[Anonymous No.56950271]

>>56950223
break out those kneepads and get to suckin'

[Anonymous No.56950274]

>>56950247
people with sucky computers want you to compile code for them

[Anonymous No.56950290]

>>56950247
People build things and sell them. Often these things need to be controlled by computers, often connecting to the internet or other computers is a major part of that functionality. The cheapest way to have this happen is often to build a Linux image for some embedded SoC like an I.MX 8 or whatever for your specific device and application. A lot of people have no idea how to do this but it's pretty easy so the ROI on the time investment is probably the best when it comes to the things you can offer as a freelancer. I used to make a lot of money doing it in college.

[Anonymous No.56950325]

>peyton cast just got blacked
I think I'm done with this shit.

[Anonymous No.56950329]

>>56948862
>Last week I bought MARA and COIN calls

Options niggers deserve to fucking hang.
Buy actual shares in the company next time you stupid Negroid, instead of worthless paper.

Now you get to watch it expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.56950332]

>>56950268
That's probably not as crazy as it sounds come to think of it.
Unless you have a quarter of a million dollars you'll need to be approved for the strategy where you buy an OTM option as a hedge (I can't remember what it's called.) Etrade won't let you do this without margin.

[Anonymous No.56950335]

>>56950325
whoops, wrong board

[Anonymous No.56950338]

>>56950325
It's over.

[Anonymous No.56950341]

>>56948933
>But you bought options, not stocks.

This.
Lmao

Options = Redditbrains.

[Anonymous No.56950342]

>>56950223
All in SOXL puts at 3:45 PM tommorow, sell them before FOMC presser

[Anonymous No.56950366]

>>56950341
I made thousands holding some COIN shares over like a week or two.
Even the best of my options trades have never gone that well.

[Anonymous No.56950376]

When is /smg/ gonna get merch?

[Anonymous No.56950389]

>>56950376
Imagine if Rocker wasn't retarded and marketed merch with his weekly update videos. That's at least $5 a month.

[Anonymous No.56950395]

>>56950376
Poem shirts. All proceeds will go to the Poem Anon Memorial Fund.

[Anonymous No.56950406]

>>56950376
I don't want to wear something with smg on it and people think I am from /k/

[Anonymous No.56950408]

>>56950389
Imagine if rocker stopped sucking on a can 12 hours a day to feel good. That's like $400/month

[Anonymous No.56950414]

>>56950164
due to the nature of my work it's not worth it, I am gone half the year, a lot easier to not care than try and build a relationship right now. I chose this path.

[Anonymous No.56950425]

>>56950341
look at that goofy cheetah

[Anonymous No.56950426]

>>56950268
>most heavily traded stock by retail traders also has the most options traded
truly this is a shocking statistic

[Anonymous No.56950436]

>>56950426
>Some random shitty car company with a 10000000 p/e has more options trades on it than the sp500

It is amazing that people are so far up Elons ass.

[Anonymous No.56950441]

>>56950376
If I saw someone with /smg/ merch I would 100% walk up to you and strike up a conversation, likely referencing memes and telling you about UPRO. Would you want that?

[Anonymous No.56950450]

>>56950436
People probably also probably prefer puts to just shorting it given its movement in the past.

[Anonymous No.56950451]

>>56950426
They could waste $0 in premium by just trading the stock. AAPL and TSLA have similar $ volume traded on stocks but TSLA options have 7x more premium, I think that says something about how much higher the premium might be, though I wouldn't know how to check that myself.

[Anonymous No.56950452]

>>56950441

[Anonymous No.56950462]

>>56948660
>synthetic weed
Yeah like k2 you tard, actual bud will be fine

[Anonymous No.56950466]

>>56950441
>UPRO
>not XXXX

[Anonymous No.56950468]

>>56950452
The autism...
I'm surprised people like this are allowed in public. desu I'm surprised I'm still allowed in public.

[Anonymous No.56950491]

>big run up in the market
>smg filled with niggers talking about holding leveraged ETFs
yea I think this is the big one

[Anonymous No.56950494]

>>56950441
I go weeks without talking to other people.. and even then it's usually just a call with my mom or dad. I haven't had an in person conversation in over a year. So I wouldn't mind hearing your pitch for UPRO even though I will ignore it.

[Anonymous No.56950499]

>>56950491
That doesn't change no matter how the market is doing

[Anonymous No.56950502]

>>56950468
Imagine not knowing JPow though... or Jeanna...

[Anonymous No.56950507]

>>56948685
Depends on the bracket. But traditional 401 & Roth IRA

[Anonymous No.56950508]

>>56950502
Has anyone here actually bought her book?

[Anonymous No.56950512]

>>56950452
most people drift along life and die without knowing anything beyond their immediate life (family, bills, holidays). im not trying to make a depressing statement but just pointing out an observation.

[Anonymous No.56950515]

>>56950468
I'm surprised anyone larps like there is any group/community left at all to be protected or cared for. Capitalism won and it's just fat people on diabetes drugs in pajamas, women wearing underwear as clothes and black people shoplifting. The most neighborly act to be found are drug addicts recesitating each other with narcan after raping or robbing the unconscious person. Everyone else locks themselves inside all day watching football or works 80/hrs a week for David Rubenstein.

[Anonymous No.56950520]

>>56950515
In all seriousness this is why people go to church and maintain a good relationship with their parents/siblings.

[Anonymous No.56950533]

>>56950466
Important point. We should all be humbled that we were around for the very first days of the 21st century's greatest financial innovation.

[Anonymous No.56950536]

>Hasbro Lays Off 20% Of Company On Plunging Toy Sales

Bros I thought we achieved economic nirvana? Why did MSM lie to me?

[Anonymous No.56950539]

>>56950533
Europe already has 5x ETFs

[Anonymous No.56950540]

>>56950466
I just start off with UPRO, once they get the taste then I switch to XXXX.

>>56950494
Yeah I don't get a lot of human interactions either. I actually feel myself getting stupider over the years. Like the sentences I use are less complex and turning more primal. I've even started to use grunts, and accidentally did one during a Microsoft Teams TM meeting in front of my boss.

[Anonymous No.56950549]

>>56950539
Cross-check the Egyptian and Indonesian markets, as long as we're counting irrelevant places.

[Anonymous No.56950557]

extremely stupid bears have to be taught the hard way that inflation is GOOD for stock prices

[Anonymous No.56950560]

>>56950539
Yeah but we also have 20x index CFDs so we don't even care about 5QQQ

>>56950540
Clever. I just realised pic related could be a portfolio.

[Anonymous No.56950568]

>>56950549
It's of American indexes. I know 5QQQ (NASDAQ 5x) exists in Europe.

[Anonymous No.56950571]

What happened to the Bayhorse anon who was spamming the Gold pennystocks?

[Anonymous No.56950572]

>>56950557
All but the dumbest bears bet against inflation.

[Anonymous No.56950578]

>>56950571
Stopped posting. GDXJ has GDXJewed everyone.

[Anonymous No.56950585]

>>56950568
WTF? How retarded are yuropoors that they are still poor when a 5QQQ exists there?

[Anonymous No.56950610]

>>56949927
>Mr Powell's wild ride
kek

[Anonymous No.56950612]

>>56950585
I mean 300% gains on your $20,000 euro salary after tax is still exactly enough to pay your rent and buy a few boxes of goyslop from the local halal food vendor

[Anonymous No.56950613]

>>56950585
The decay is insane, even holding it for one day is a questionable idea

[Anonymous No.56950630]

what is the point of investing in the stock market if you need loads of money in the first place to make any meaningful amount of money

[Anonymous No.56950644]

>>56950630
You do it while you have a job.

[Anonymous No.56950658]

>>56950630
DCA into taxed advantaged retirement accounts and you'll be amazed at how quickly you end up with loads of money.

[Anonymous No.56950669]

>>56950630
sometimes you get lucky
there is no winning if you don't play

[Anonymous No.56950673]

>>56950613
compounding and resetting

[Anonymous No.56950685]

Why is there arbitrage between XXXX and SPY? WTF is going on there?

[Anonymous No.56950686]

>>56950630
You're THIS close to a valuable lesson

[Anonymous No.56950692]

>>56950658
>retirement accounts
i don't think there will be much of a country left by the time i reach retirement age

[Anonymous No.56950706]

>>56950630
you are managing money, regardless of aboslute value. better than letting it decay due to inflation or spend it as a consoomer. there is also a snowball effect, dont be so poor

[Anonymous No.56950709]

>>56950692
Yeah it's not about retiring it's about not paying taxes.
You can pull the money out before you retire you just have to pay taxes and a small fee then.

[Anonymous No.56950724]

Anyone here good with taxes? If I contribute $5000 to a FHSA/RRSP (or some tax deductible contribution), does that simply mean my reported income will be reduced by $5000? If so, what if I made $1000 in capital gains, which is taxed 50% --- do I still owe $500 to the government for that?

[Anonymous No.56950726]

>>56950630
you are pumping bag of boomers. that s the only point

[Anonymous No.56950738]

>>56950709
if i stop paying all taxes from tomorrow until the day i die, that isn't going to stop boomers from raping this country to death

[Anonymous No.56950740]

>>56950724
>FHSA
"healthcare" is a scam.

[Anonymous No.56950751]

>>56950738
The only person you can control is yourself. You can cry about or you can try and make your life better.

[Anonymous No.56950757]

>>56950724
arent you taxed again when you withdraw from rrsp, thereby getting robbed twice? better not to use it. but i have no idea
>capital gains
afaik, 50% of capital gains are taxable. so take that 50% and tax it by your income (you say 50% is your bracket) so you made 1000 therefore 500 is taxable and its 50% (your bracket of 500 which is 250. tldr capital gains is 25%

[Anonymous No.56950760]

>>56950724
Yes. Say you dump 24k into a 401k a year or whatever the max is. Well that amount is not counted as income. So your tax hit is 24k less or whatever you dump into it. The rub; in exchange for this tax free gift you cannot touch that money except for certain things until you hit age 60. If you don't need that money then you get to let it roll on till your 73. Then you must take out so much. This is a must do. You must take so much out or suffer the wraith of the IRS.

[Anonymous No.56950770]

>>56950685
Anon, do you understand what XXXX is?

[Anonymous No.56950772]

>>56950760
Dude, they're leafs!

[Anonymous No.56950798]

>>56950770
I guess they're pricing in expenses.

[Anonymous No.56950801]

>>56950757
>afaik, 50% of capital gains are taxable. so take that 50% and tax it by your income (you say 50% is your bracket) so you made 1000 therefore 500 is taxable and its 50% (your bracket of 500 which is 250. tldr capital gains is 25%
that makes sense

>>56950760
>So your tax hit is 24k less or whatever you dump into it.
that sounds really good. I should have done this ages ago

[Anonymous No.56950805]

>>56949256
I want to put my dick in that.

[Anonymous No.56950819]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56950828]

>>56950658
this is why i day and swing trade

[Anonymous No.56950845]

30 year bond auction tomorrow, dont forget

[Anonymous No.56950853]

>>56950845
>FOMC week
>Other important economic data too

[Anonymous No.56950868]

>>56950845
Everyone is pilling into bonds now.

[Anonymous No.56950874]

>>56950868
typically a bad sign. maybe we see a climax. tlt already had a nice run. but we have to wait and see

[Anonymous No.56950884]

idk where the "yields" guy is.

[Anonymous No.56950894]

>>56950805
I've added some captions for educational purposes
You come to /smg/ to learn

[Anonymous No.56950897]

>>56950884
Fucks sake it's been so long I don't even remember what this shit is supposed to look like normally. ln I think?

[Anonymous No.56950908]

>>56950897
Maybe 1/ln or e^-x.

[Anonymous No.56950909]

>>56950884
>yield curve is inverting like fucking crazy in just one month
if I hear "lowering rates" one more god damn time

[Anonymous No.56950913]

>>56950894
Why does it cum??

[Anonymous No.56950915]

>>56950897
It's weird how you start expecting short terms to yield hire though yeah.
Bonds have quite honestly been super disorienting for years because of how weird they've been.

[Anonymous No.56950920]

>>56950897
Don't worry about it. Biden economics is working and soft landing. If anything bad happens it's Putins fault

[Anonymous No.56950921]

I almost panicked yesterday when you faggots said SOXL is done. luckily I had 130 calls for this friday and only sold 40 today, hot damn. Stop being retards and accept the december mighty triple leveraged pump

[Anonymous No.56950922]

>>56950908
Oh fuck wait.

[Anonymous No.56950923]

>>56950913
You don't cum when you gamble on TQQQ?
(real answer: earlier in the video, he puts a lot of lubricant on the gears)

[Anonymous No.56950930]

>>56950894
ayo didn't Archimedes himself once say "Give me enough leverage and I will move, er buy the world"?

[Anonymous No.56950938]

>>56950930
Give me a place to stand and a lever long enough and I'll move the world

or some shit like that

[Anonymous No.56950951]

So is natural gas going to keep going down or what? Is this a bottom? How is the sentiment on BOIL in this room?

[Anonymous No.56950952]

Imagine not being long on AMD right now . If you had gone long at October's dip with a x10 leverage, you would already have multiplied your profits by 10.

[Anonymous No.56950956]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

[Anonymous No.56950962]

>>56950909
For a little while the shorter terms were dropping way faster. It looks like we've gone back to inverting though.

[Anonymous No.56950984]

>>56950951
Betting on the weather is a fundamentally unchristian action and /smg/ is a Christian general.

[Anonymous No.56951016]

>>56950951
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.56951057]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56951080]

>>56951057
Did he died?

[Anonymous No.56951089]

>>56951057
BRAVE AND BOLD
but not *that* brave and bold

[Anonymous No.56951091]

You faggots keep saying to hold but every time I do . The stock mysteriously doesn’t pump anymore and when I sell it finally goes up again. Why does the market love bogging me

[Anonymous No.56951100]

>>56951091
>>56951016
NEVER
FORGET

[Anonymous No.56951106]

Have any of you ever experienced a work of fiction so beautiful that you feel a visceral sense of sadness because you know it can never be real?

[Anonymous No.56951107]

>>56951080
He did here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHv2u1rrWp8

[Anonymous No.56951130]

>>56951106
Many times since I read a lot.

[Anonymous No.56951151]

>>56951106
I wanted to fuck Viconia from Baldurs Gate 2 and it makes me sad I can't creampie a Drow after we murder all of our enemies together

[Anonymous No.56951169]

>>56949376
me asf

[Anonymous No.56951203]

>>56951106
The Asian Saga by Clavell and the Ender Saga by Card, and some of the branches from that. Dante if you want to be kinda pissed about how it all turned out.

[Anonymous No.56951208]

>>56951106
>Have any of you ever experienced a work of fiction so beautiful that you feel a visceral sense of sadness because you know it can never be real?
Look for collections of Britanica Encyclopedia or whatever it was called.

[Anonymous No.56951244]

>>56951106
wagaya no liliana-san

[Anonymous No.56951278]

>Jing Dong Ching Chongs Ping Pong Back, Stock Up 2.7%

[Anonymous No.56951281]

BABA IS GOING TO ZERO
ZERO YOU CHANG FUCKS

THE US GOVERNMENT WILL DO ALL IN ITS POWER TO PUSH CHINESE STOCKS TO FUCKING ZERO YOU COCK SUCKING COMMU-

[Anonymous No.56951287]

[Anonymous No.56951298]

>>56951295
>>56951295
>>56951295

[Anonymous No.56951971]

>>56949826
I agree, he should stay away from the Talmud

[Anonymous No.56952310]

>>56948987
indeed bro, I just got out, shady types deal with it