/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.56942511]

ride the bull edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>56938229

[Anonymous No.56942528]

>>56942511
What's happening to LLAP?

[Anonymous No.56942534]

China bros...

[Anonymous No.56942538]

I am an investor

[Anonymous No.56942541]

send help, I bought the cryptos

[Anonymous No.56942557]

KOLD

[Anonymous No.56942568]

>>56942541
khoinbase looks good. made a breakout recently. my theory is as long as buttcoin keeps pumping goin will follow

dont have any cash to gamble myself on it

[Anonymous No.56942579]

Anything to backtest like PortfolioVisualizer but that allows for more European tickers? PV is too much US centered.
Have a nun so you can confess your sins.

[Anonymous No.56942596]

>>56942534
Don't uh, don't worry about it. X-Xi will fix everything comrade.

[Anonymous No.56942599]

>>56942596
He has to fucking fix it otherwise I'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.56942608]

>>56942568
> my theory is as long as buttcoin keeps pumping goin will follow
well yeah because according to their own TOS their customer funds are pretty much part of their balance sheet if SHTF.

[Anonymous No.56942618]

>>56942511
wait bobos can do THAT?

[Anonymous No.56942636]

SVXY

[Anonymous No.56942637]

>>56942608
butcoin pumped 2 months and coin 1,5 so far. yeah seems to be a good trade as long as buttcoin pumps.

[Anonymous No.56942645]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56942656]

>he didn’t buy crwd
>he didn’t buy tvtx
>he didn’t buy ci

[Anonymous No.56942661]

>>56942599
>He bet against the US
NEVER make that mistake again

[Anonymous No.56942663]

>CITI: OPEC+ CAN MAINTAIN PRICES SUPPORTED AT $70-80/BBL.
Oilbros we're gonna be alright.

[Anonymous No.56942667]

>>56942661
I didn't fucking short US...

[Anonymous No.56942669]

>>56942656
Pls add ARM and ASML to this list

[Anonymous No.56942671]

>>56942599
Oh I thought you were just making fun of China going tits up, I wouldn't actually touch one of their stocks with a fucking 10 foot poll. Good luck anon, I don't think they're going to le collapse but I think they're going full stagnation mode and their stock market's going to get fucked along with it.

[Anonymous No.56942688]

>>56942671
Their stock market is fucked since 2008 they've had more than a lost decade. A lot of Chink stocks are just way too cheap right now, all that's needed is for CCP to stimulate more.

[Anonymous No.56942692]

i got greedy on CYTO lads
shoudlve sold when i was up 60%
fucking rs
epic

[Anonymous No.56942716]

>>56942688
China's overall debt is already larger than most developed nations' is though at about 300%, and their government debt is already approaching 100% of GDP. I've seen some economists call for $2 trillion of stimulus and that would put them at over 90% overnight at this point. That's why China's been so hesitant to announce any kind of stimulus, they're arguably in an even worse spot than America was when Covid hit.

[Anonymous No.56942718]

NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
for patient heterosexuals

[Anonymous No.56942727]

>>56942716
all bureaucrats in all democracies created a humongous amount of debt, so it's pretty much the new normal. And the populations don't give a shit lol

[Anonymous No.56942748]

this was interesting too. 3 times in a row close to earnings dump. looks like clockwork. too bad it dumped more recently so dunno will it happen again next earnings.

[Anonymous No.56942751]

>>56942716
Idk how indebted government is bad for Chink companies the government will just devalue the currency, which will lead to a weaker RMB more competitive exports etc...

[Anonymous No.56942796]

I made this shitpost before and it was almost correct (off by .5%). yay

>>56897638

[Anonymous No.56942797]

>>56942748
>it dumped more recently
Because they lost a contract with at&t. Read the fucking news, why the fuck does nobody read the news?
> so dunno will it happen again next earnings
It will dump more

[Anonymous No.56942802]

>>56942727
Difference is that China's not a developed country while the other hugely-indebted countries are. They have far less ability to actually service their debt because the average person and institution is just far less wealthy in general.

>>56942751
That's actually not a bad counter-argument assuming the stimulus actually worked and spurred the economy back to life. If it didn't really stimulate the economy as expected though it'd still be pretty bad, just less-bad than a country without so much manufacturing capabilities.

[Anonymous No.56942817]

>>56942802
>just less-bad than a country without so much manufacturing capabilities.
Yeah as long as the USA is doing ok China can hold on.

[Anonymous No.56942836]

when are we buying oil

[Anonymous No.56942843]

>>56942836
we huh... we already did...

[Anonymous No.56942897]

this fucking retard sold the china bottom after carrying bags for over a decade and is now throwing his funds into another overpriced shithole

[Anonymous No.56942899]

>>56942836
sorry i only gamble on assets without contango. why add an extra hurdle to winning

[Anonymous No.56942911]

my xpof puts are gonna print hard today

[Anonymous No.56942927]

AFTY

[Anonymous No.56942962]

>>56942899
>muh contango
negligible

[Anonymous No.56942984]

>>56942897
u may not like it, but its the future

[Anonymous No.56943002]

>>56942984
Imagine having your own little pod in the middle of a desert.

[Anonymous No.56943011]

kold is hodl

[Anonymous No.56943023]

Got surprise snow last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G417jK4JF-g

[Anonymous No.56943025]

SAVE sissies how we feeling

[Anonymous No.56943037]

Buying dividend stocks today. Feels good to tangibly increase the value of my portfolio
>>56943030
>>56943030

[Anonymous No.56943084]

>>56943037
I'm going to /DIG/ you an early grave.

Also buying UPRO today.

[Anonymous No.56943103]

>>56943025
Premarket is pretty frothy, should be fun.

[Anonymous No.56943107]

>>56943011
It has been now since Halloween, it will be interesting to see how deep the NIGGERS AND JEWS take NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.56943119]

recently got out of a stock that was going sideways.

now last three days its gone up 14%.

reeeee

[Anonymous No.56943122]

>mfw I want to slurp more Oil but I already slurped all I could

[Anonymous No.56943133]

>>56943084
Seatbelts everyone!

[Anonymous No.56943134]

How are we feeling today fellow stock market goyim?

[Anonymous No.56943138]

I have failed as a man.

[Anonymous No.56943149]

I remember people fighting with me about oil and energy stocks when I sold mine in the fall.
I only had some because of a conversation with my old boss at an energy company but I really didn't understand how they worked so I sold them when everyone was buying.
That was an insanely good call based on how little information and understanding I had. It freaks me out how many "unkown unkowns" there were and I don't think I could replicate it.

[Anonymous No.56943152]

the new CNBC design is ass

[Anonymous No.56943163]

>>56943138
You only really fail if you give up. Unless you did something like abandon your wife and children.

[Anonymous No.56943167]

>>56943138
Just bee urself ;)

[Anonymous No.56943186]

>>56943138
i unironically have klinefelter's
it was over from the start

[Anonymous No.56943189]

Last Minute predictions for today?
Feels like a DUMP to me

[Anonymous No.56943194]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.56943197]

>>56943152
What is new, I'm not familiar enough with the old.

[Anonymous No.56943210]

CIGNA
I
G
N
A

[Anonymous No.56943211]

>>56943189
Crypto dumped over the weekend so probably.

[Anonymous No.56943216]

what is our consensus on lithium miners like Albemarle?

[Anonymous No.56943218]

[Anonymous No.56943219]

>>56943194
>30:01

[Anonymous No.56943222]

>>56943138
>tfw overweight
>tfw unemployed
>tfw a white man in zog land
Going throught he job application process is the most soul crushing thing ever to exist.

[Anonymous No.56943227]

>>56943186
I knew a red headed lanklet with klinefelter's that used his super powers to run cross country in school and now he is a finance fag that buys top shelf pussy all the time.

[Anonymous No.56943231]

>>56943189
Guess I was right, heh

[Anonymous No.56943240]

Looks like people are starting figure SHOT out.

[Anonymous No.56943242]

>>56943194

[Anonymous No.56943248]

>>56943194
Oh boy

[Anonymous No.56943252]

>>56943222
>>tfw overweight
Obviously you need more PE.

[Anonymous No.56943253]

BABA bros It's so fucking over.

[Anonymous No.56943255]

BOIL bros I don't feel so good.

[Anonymous No.56943268]

>>56943222
Being /fit/ makes it easier to get a job too anon. Seriously just spend 2 hours a day at the gym if you are a neet to give your dick a break between gooning and eating goyslop and maybe it will be a catalyst to fixing yourself

[Anonymous No.56943269]

>>56943240
It was mentioned on some podcasts last week.

[PFA (poorfaganon) !ajScliW.3g No.56943278]

>le down for a sec to make you suicidal
>le moons
MRK and BAX bros... what in the FUCK is going on here

[Anonymous No.56943287]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.56943296]

>>56943278
I was interested in MRKs chart until I saw that insiders are selling at 100... Fuck that. Seems like AIDS.

[PFA (poorfaganon) !ajScliW.3g No.56943299]

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[Anonymous No.56943314]

>>56943255
I feel great about having sold the last of mine while NATGAS was still at 2.88 and I feel great about watching it droop and droop and droop until it hits a bottom to buy.

[Anonymous No.56943321]

new schizo cope dropped

[Anonymous No.56943323]

my xpov puts

[Anonymous No.56943332]

>>56943323
xpof*

[Anonymous No.56943336]

RNG bros how we feelin

[Anonymous No.56943343]

The new CNBC UI makes it un-fucking-watchable

[Anonymous No.56943349]

>>56943343
meanwhile exhentai hasn't changed in 15 years

[Anonymous No.56943352]

Why is tqqq green and sqqq red? Did those fags mix it up?

[Anonymous No.56943355]

>>56943323
>Christians like to talk about proof God is real and active in our lives
>Ignore unlimited pieces of evidence like this that he clearly has forsaken us

Either God went out to get some cigarettes after we were born and never came back or he is watching us shit our pants and act like niggers like a reality TV show.

[Anonymous No.56943356]

SOXL ... we are back

[Anonymous No.56943363]

>>56942843
it will dip to $68 tho won't it
what's your entry

[Anonymous No.56943364]

>using CNBC

[Anonymous No.56943366]

[Anonymous No.56943376]

>tech stocks red as fuck
>qqq going up like crazy
Hym.......

[Anonymous No.56943380]

>>56943355
have you actually read the bible? the book of job basically tells everyone: not my problem faggot

[Anonymous No.56943384]

>>56943376
TQQQ doin a lil sum

[Anonymous No.56943394]

So many people halfway through their Smile Direct Club treatment are pissed. And no orthodontist is going to accept them as new patients because of the liability.

[Anonymous No.56943396]

>>56943356
We never left

[Anonymous No.56943399]

>>56943356
Seriously. I've been a retard and have been holding SOXL at an average of 40/share. Thinking I might just cut my losses and sell when it hits 30. What y'all think?

[Anonymous No.56943401]

oh please don't you fuck my goat
don't fuck my goat
cause I don't, want my goat to be fucking
don't fuck my goat

satisfy my soul
cause I like it like this

[Anonymous No.56943407]

>>56942511
I'm so tired of being made fun of for being israeli, if I didn't take their farm someone else would have, leave me the fuck alone

[Anonymous No.56943408]

>TSLA crabbing for the past literal month
How can teslabros possibly recover lmfao
This has been the longest dry period Tesla had ever experienced since the boom in 2019

[Anonymous No.56943411]

>>56943349
True but the schizo owner of exhentai also threatens to delete the site every couple years

[Anonymous No.56943413]

>>56943380
I have. The book of job is one of the most retarded in the whole story and probably the largest reason I would never have faith.

>God and Satan are literally sitting around chit chatting, gossiping and talking shit to each other
>God feels like he has something to prove to Satan
>God tells Satan to fuck with his most loyal follower for the luls

Literally acting like fucking children

[Anonymous No.56943422]

>I’m accidentally overweight Brazilian equities
What am I in for anons?

[Anonymous No.56943425]

amd wen moon

[Anonymous No.56943438]

>>56943422
I wish I never sold mine. They are all like 1.5-3 p/e super profitable companies that print money but don't get shilled by Jews

[Anonymous No.56943447]

It's over

[Anonymous No.56943448]

>>56943422
bunda

[Anonymous No.56943450]

>uranium overbought on the weekly
>uranium miner equities holding steady
>doesn't want to come down

What gives? Where's the entry point?

[Anonymous No.56943452]

>solvay
wtf ?

[Anonymous No.56943454]

Buy calls on QQQ it is the infinite money hack. $2000 to $100,000 easy peasy.

[Anonymous No.56943460]

>>56943399
sell now to get the tax loss, move to TECL, jump back into SOXL in 31 days

[Anonymous No.56943480]

>>56943323
He cute

[Anonymous No.56943482]

what's up with SIGA. any news come out that's making it dump so much?

[Anonymous No.56943494]

>>56943363
$72.86

[Anonymous No.56943505]

All I have left is a SOXS bag and $4.28

[Anonymous No.56943510]

>>56943482
It makes one niche product and is hardly ever used, figure it out

[Anonymous No.56943523]

>>56943366

[Anonymous No.56943525]

>>56943268
> give up just 1 goon sesh per week to work out so I can attract normies
I already live a rich, fulfilling life

[Anonymous No.56943535]

If you're feeling bearish for the spring today is probably a good entry for shorts/puts IMO.

[Anonymous No.56943545]

>>56943535
this spring is unironically super bullish

[Anonymous No.56943549]

>>56943460
Why 31 days?

[Anonymous No.56943552]

>>56943482
No news. Clade I still a major concern

[Anonymous No.56943554]

>>56943505
>SOXS bag
me too, debating to average down

[Anonymous No.56943561]

biggest pos green today so it upsets all my others shitting

[Anonymous No.56943570]

>>56943549
So you can capture the Tax loss Harvest. Rebuying back before 31 days will invalidate it and cause a wash sale. You can spend that time being in TECL or TQQQ or some other 3x asset so if there is a big pump by any chance you will still capture some of it

[Anonymous No.56943571]

>>56943460
Another leveraged ETF? I am done with those lol after holding SOXL for so long. Going to move the money to SOXQ once I do get the balls and sell.

[Anonymous No.56943590]

>>56943408
Cause it’s not worth more than Ford or Toyota and everyone who isn’t an autistic troll knows Musk is capitulating

[Anonymous No.56943597]

Did you know the movie "Leave The World Behind" depicting a WEF Cyber Polygon type apocalyptic event was produced by Barack Obama?

[Anonymous No.56943625]

>>56943554
it's getting worse

[Anonymous No.56943629]

>buying some YANG puts
>$3 regulatory fee

What's this? They put some new Jewish fee on options on Chink shit? This would explain a lot with the Chinese stocks tanking... This fee used to not exist. Is this the power of Biden economics?

[Anonymous No.56943637]

tesla it go up?

[Anonymous No.56943648]

>>56943629
It's probably on the Chinese side actually. A lot of Asian countries are banning short selling.

[Anonymous No.56943661]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56943663]

>muh GOLD
>muh BTC MINERS
>muh FIAT IS DEAD

[Anonymous No.56943677]

Invest in Boeing?

[Anonymous No.56943688]

>>56943661

[Anonymous No.56943696]

>>56943677
Bullish

[Anonymous No.56943699]

>>56943677
Too busy in tobacco.
People are gonna need smokes where this economy is going next year.

[Anonymous No.56943704]

>>56943677
Lol airlines will die and airliner manufacturers will probably die before then.
"Serious" ATC incidents are up 65% YOY. People haven't figured out yet that America isn't even able to maintain the public infrastructure it has and it will slowly become less safe, affordable, and available. This makes airlines unable to operate reliably.

On top of that Boeing has a serious culture problem and is effectively no longer an American company.

[Anonymous No.56943710]

>>56943677
take out the e and you speaking my language

[Anonymous No.56943714]

>they aren't buying SOXL puts today
>They are euphoric and posting lum

Easiest top signals ever

[Anonymous No.56943725]

>>56943714
Local top? Yes. Next few weeks? Probably going to 30 the way things are looking.

[Anonymous No.56943726]

What the fuck why is MSFT crashing?!

[Anonymous No.56943739]

>>56943710
If it at Bo’ing it ain’t going

[Anonymous No.56943738]

>>56943710

[Anonymous No.56943740]

>>56943726
Every mag7 is crashing hard today

[Anonymous No.56943742]

>>56943726
It's Joever

[Anonymous No.56943745]

>>56943726
So I can buy more. Just don't say the magic word (((AI))) for a few more days.

[Anonymous No.56943746]

>>56943714
I'm never not doing both those things
your social /smg/ signals are broken
here's a ghost in the shell for your shitposting troubles

[Anonymous No.56943751]

>>56943704
>Flying is dangerous
>No one is going to use planes anymore because Boeing hires women and indians

Mentally ill bears (that aren't schizophrenic) should be ignored. He doesn't even have a solid schizophrenic thesis he is just afraid to go outside

[Anonymous No.56943753]

>>56943726
seems like all mag 7 is down, meaning market would follow tomorrow...except tomorrow is CPI so line go up.

[Anonymous No.56943755]

>>56943740
>>56943742
Wtf I need to hold on for a few more months for "tax reasons"
FUCK

[Anonymous No.56943759]

>>56943726
They decided video games are out after buying almost all the video game studios.

[Anonymous No.56943761]

>>56943726
>he still believes in tech scams

[Anonymous No.56943766]

>>56943725
4dte lottery tickets. I'll probably end up selling them tomorrow. We like to have fun around here

[Anonymous No.56943774]

>>56943751
>he is just afraid to go outside
I'm the "boatpill" guy. I go outside and do dangerous things (sailing) literally all the time. I'm just calling things like they are.

[Anonymous No.56943798]

>>56943774
>sailing
>dangerous
Unless youre traversing the open ocean, yeah nah.

[Anonymous No.56943800]

>ALL reaches ATH

[Anonymous No.56943809]

>>56943726
>>56943740
Stocks have already priced in FOMC staying steady, so looks like people are front-running the selling of the news.

[Anonymous No.56943822]

Good morning NIGGERS.

[Anonymous No.56943827]

why am i up $10k today

[Anonymous No.56943839]

Ayyy my COST just hit ATH. Based dividend stock with incredibly high CAGR.
>>56943030
>>56943030

[Anonymous No.56943848]

>Crypto miners
This is what happens when bulls get that
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[Anonymous No.56943850]

>>56943407
we are with u saar, intermarriage path of future in india israel relation

[Anonymous No.56943854]

>BOIL trannies

[Anonymous No.56943860]

>>56943822
This

[Anonymous No.56943866]

>>56943407
None of us would care if you guys hadn't fucked up Western countries too.

[Anonymous No.56943870]

1/12/2024 PUT HOOD $11.5

I wonder if Robinhood flags you for using Robinhood to short Robinhood

[Anonymous No.56943882]

>>56943870
>I wonder if the casino gets mad when you play blackjack against their dealers
you right now

[Anonymous No.56943908]

Jingle Bells

[Anonymous No.56943915]

>The Big Number: Bernie Madoff trustee has earned $1.5 billion in fees — and counting

[Anonymous No.56943920]

Mumu Smells

[Anonymous No.56943922]

>>56943407
Renounce the ways of your people and find redemption in the Lord Jesus Christ.
All have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God, and all are justified freely through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus

[Anonymous No.56943927]

Swanny Laid an egg

[Anonymous No.56943928]

>>56943870
If you're using Robinhood to play options you're already losing

[Anonymous No.56943932]

Twelve is half of twenty-four

[Anonymous No.56943933]

The Jewmobile has lost a wheel

[Anonymous No.56943941]

cool it with the blasphemy

[Anonymous No.56943944]

And Jerome went away

[Anonymous No.56943954]

what the fuck is this market really

[Anonymous No.56943955]

[Anonymous No.56943961]

Crashing through your stops

[Anonymous No.56943965]

>>56943699
and alcohol
>>56943704
invest in insurance companies

[Anonymous No.56943968]

In this economy

[Anonymous No.56943973]

>>56943955
>slightly more than forecast
Except these reports are consistently revised down by like 20% a month or two later so it's slightly less than forecast and as the image says it's just the feds hiring like crazy to try to prop things up.

[Anonymous No.56943976]

>>56943928
I dunno I've objectively won overall playing options and name a better company that lets me gamble on my phone whenever I want other than I guess DKNG which I also shilled.

[Anonymous No.56943979]

>>56943965
>invest in insurance companies
surprised insurance companies even exist at this point after riots, fires, mass loosing & damages.

[Anonymous No.56943982]

>>56943965
>invest in insurance companies
Yup, and I'm continuing to DCA.

[Anonymous No.56943988]

>>56943973
The key thing is the last number. Sure, there's lots of jobs available... if you do one of three things. No wonder everyone else is miserable in this economy.

[Anonymous No.56943998]

>>56943968
Crashing to the earth

[Anonymous No.56944005]

>>56943979
Those all benefit insurance companies anon, as well as the global warming hoax. They raise rates on everyone and say it's because of the weather, your obesity, distracted driving, etc.
Insurance companies have their own insurance as well, that's where the real money is.

[Anonymous No.56944012]

Yule time liquidityyyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.56944018]

>>56944005
Sure but they continually have to pay out or spend monies dodging that shit

[Anonymous No.56944021]

>>56944005
This.
What gets insurance companies is "for replacement" policies during high price inflation. They're the easiest way to get inverse exposure to things like cars and housing.

[Anonymous No.56944041]

SOXL won't be above $26 again until after the next reverse split

[Anonymous No.56944046]

>>56943955
they count striking workers as New employment?

[Anonymous No.56944053]

I'm rich now but I'm still miserable? What gives?

I can afford to never work again, why am I still depressed? It makes no sense!

[Anonymous No.56944054]

>*lights up a cigar*

[Anonymous No.56944057]

>>56944041
dream on dumb bear. Semis are set to hit record highs in the next few months.

[Anonymous No.56944069]

>>56944046
When they return, yes. They weren't working or getting paid before, so... I guess it makes sense to count them as unemployed when the strike started.

[Anonymous No.56944075]

>>56944053
Because you don't go to the gym and don't realize the human body is designed to reward you chemically for moving/laboring with your hands.

Most people are fat and sit at a desk and wonder why they are sad. Instead of doing absolutely anything else they go to a doctor and buy pills that artificially produce the chemicals your brain would naturally make if you went for a walk

[Anonymous No.56944082]

>>56944054
Based.

[Anonymous No.56944097]

>>56944057
Imagine investing i a ticker that is basically just leveraged Bitcoin after Bitcoin pumped 150% this year.

[Anonymous No.56944098]

>>56944012
>>56943998
>>56943968
>>56943961
>>56943944
>>56943933
>>56943927
>>56943920
>>56943908
You will never be a poet.

[Anonymous No.56944101]

>>56944054
>/smg/tard tells me "le everything is already priced in by the time you read the news anon, heh" today in the morning
>Cigna up a further 5% since then

What is the average IQ of /biz/?

[Anonymous No.56944110]

I just took profit on my soxl, which means judging from history it will probably rocket up within the next few days and cuck me out of profits

thank me later bros

[Anonymous No.56944119]

I slurped riot DYOR

[Anonymous No.56944122]

>>56944098
RIP in peace

[Anonymous No.56944123]

>>56944097
get out of here boomer. Bitcoin is and has been out for a while now. The new thing is AI get with the program.

[Anonymous No.56944151]

>A large batch of economic data will be released this week including CPI data on Tuesday, PPI and a Federal Reserve announcement on Wednesday, and release of retail sales on Thursday.

will cpi give us santarally or no ?

[Anonymous No.56944156]

>>56943554
>average down
Jesus christ lad never average down on a short leveraged etf. If it go the wrong way you get out pronto, either flip long or wait in cash until the next setup.

[Anonymous No.56944165]

>>56943920
>>56944012

these were the best ones

[Anonymous No.56944170]

>>56944098
>With an alcoholic beverage by my side, pondering the delightful times when he used to premiere his poems on the /smg/.
I miss him so much bros...

[Anonymous No.56944178]

>>56943955

Those returning from strike cannot be considered "new jobs" which takes the 199K down to 138K.

49K were created in Government and can be deducted from this equation, since .gov jobs do not create anything of value and are paid via tax dollars, which now brings the total down to 89K jobs created.

Based on this data 89K jobs were created last month and generally though this administration the numbers are revised downward the following month.

Health care, which is notorious for high turnover rates added 77K jobs leaving 12K.

Unless I'm reading the report wrong it looks like Healthcare is responsible for 86.5% of all jobs created last month during the cold and flu season no less.

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm

[Anonymous No.56944179]

>>56944170
I feel like I never appreciate poets enough.

[Anonymous No.56944180]

>>56944123
The new thing is to fear AI and shill for more oversight of the potential harm it could cause. You are behind the curve.

Here are the options I shilled today. I would personally like everyone here to tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.56944185]

>>56943255
>>56943854
>BOIL: -19.11%
There's a reason it's called "The Widowmaker" kids.

[Anonymous No.56944209]

>>56944151
Ignore the fud wen moon

[Anonymous No.56944213]

>>56944156
Well i'm long either way methinks, but probably best to wait for cpi.

[Anonymous No.56944227]

>>56944179
>I feel like I never appreciate poets enough.
Not after PoemAnon. I learned my lesson.

[Anonymous No.56944233]

>>56944180
Thank you sir come again! When I take profits in a few weeks I'll pretend they came directly from you ;)

[Anonymous No.56944237]

>>56944178
... hey. Stop noticing things.

[Anonymous No.56944245]

I'm never trusting bears again, you faggots have locked me out of on of the greatest stock market rallies of all times

for almost 4 years you faggots have been telling me that the biggest stock market crash is right around the corner, bullshit!
even if indices drop by 80% they would be at new ATHs in less than 3 years because guess fucking what, 70-80% of all trading activity is bots and those bots will slurp everything right back up, they are literally programmed to do exactly that : "buy when stocks cheap"

[Anonymous No.56944247]

>>56944245
your conclusion is wrong bucko

[Anonymous No.56944249]

>>56944178
>...he knows too much

[Anonymous No.56944254]

>>56944245

[Anonymous No.56944260]

>>56944185
Yep, it will fuck that ass.
YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
KNOW WHEN TO RUN

[Anonymous No.56944266]

>>56944245
Fed's mandated inflation rates ensure that the market broadly speaking will always go up.

[Anonymous No.56944272]

>>56944178
>Based on this data 89K jobs
*74k jobs. It will be revised down next year.

[Anonymous No.56944277]

>DAX RSI close to 90
Damn. DAX bears and overall bears are getting BTFO. This is actually ridiculous. How long can an index remain embedded this way?

[Anonymous No.56944278]

>>56944245
absolutely true

[Anonymous No.56944279]

>>56944178
I don't see the need for these anti-semetic remarks, just live and let live. If the government tells you everything is fine just take their word.

[Anonymous No.56944283]

>>56944245
Oh the crash is coming though

[Anonymous No.56944292]

>>56944245
>One of the 10 worst years in the history of the stock market
>Listened to bears
>Didn't make any money

Just don't ride the line too long in either direction idiot... Jesus Christ how did you manage to fuck that up?

[Anonymous No.56944310]

>>56944277
Nothing short of Hitler 2.0 can save Germany at this point.

[Anonymous No.56944313]

I got control of my father's 401k after he died earlier this year. He and mom were divorced and has no claim to it, just me. Should I keep it in the 401k or take it out, pay taxes on it, and then reinvest it under my name? Maybe wait until after the first so it's a new tax year?

[Anonymous No.56944314]

>>56944245
You listened to bears for 4 years?

[Anonymous No.56944337]

>>56944313
You should be able to roll it into an IRA that lets you invest in more than the company's pre-defined list of funds, correct?

[Anonymous No.56944347]

>>56943774
Based. i wanted to buy a boat soon but dont have much cash so waiting.

[Anonymous No.56944377]

>>56944337
I have to do a rollover this week, I laid myself off for awhile and my 401k is a pos. Going to do a sep ira when i fire back up methinks

[Anonymous No.56944388]

>>56944337

I never really looked. He was fired from that company before he died. It's not even that much, that's why I want to just put it back in the market. He also never changed anything. 20% of it is company bonds and the rest is all VIIIX.

[Anonymous No.56944392]

Can we crash now? thanks.

[Anonymous No.56944425]

They just triggered my trailing stop loss...
Only realized a 40% gain...

[Anonymous No.56944430]

Uh oh SOXL is doing the stinky. My puts are up 17% now

[Anonymous No.56944431]

>>56944392
non

[Anonymous No.56944442]

why the fuck is intel pumping did they boat in a new batch of hyperbrain gooks or something?

[Anonymous No.56944444]

>>56943955
>autoworkers coming from strikes
>new jobs
Just nuke the US. A strike is no resolve of the employee contract. It is a little complicated legally, depending on the country because of the legality as in the source of right to strike, but it doesn't mean you quit your job and returning to work is a new job

t.EU

[Anonymous No.56944449]

>>56944425
pussy, should have held for -40%

[Anonymous No.56944451]

OIL & GAS bros...

[Anonymous No.56944452]

>>56944388
If you can avoid paying taxes on it you should. You can do almost anything in a rollover IRA that you can in a normal brokerage account.

[Anonymous No.56944465]

>>56944245
Yeah sorry

[Anonymous No.56944470]

>>56943216
EVs are a dead meme, but if you want to short lithium take a look at LAC or SQM as well. If you think it'll turn around, SGML.

[Anonymous No.56944479]

>>56943240
Shouldn't they be triumphantly parading some results from a demo last week?

They're not?... Oh.

[Anonymous No.56944486]

What's some good shit to gamble on? I have $2700 in cash

[Anonymous No.56944489]

>>56944451
a recovery is possible

[Anonymous No.56944497]

>>56944486
cpi and fed this week
im gonna
im gonna
GOOOMMBLLE

[Anonymous No.56944511]

>>56944486
fuck anything to do with earnings this week, do spy or iwm weeklies.

[Anonymous No.56944519]

>>56943376
You want to look at FNGU Computer, or MAGS.

[Anonymous No.56944525]

SAVE news today
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4657227-jetblue-ready-to-regain-destiny-rating-upgrade
Written arguments being submitted this week.

[Anonymous No.56944542]

>>56944525
Looks like I'm going to get max payout on all those $15 CCs I sold last monday.

[Anonymous No.56944544]

>>56943450
There's no such thing as "overbought" for uranium. Buyers need it - now - and there's not enough.

[Anonymous No.56944557]

[Anonymous No.56944559]

>>56944525
Why don't wypipo fly save?

[Anonymous No.56944573]

>>56943482
Shortsighted rally was over a CDC announcement mentioning Clade I mpox spread.

>>56943552
Not really. The higher fatality rate could be an artifact of starving, parasite-infested Congolese having shit immune systems and, from what we can tell, Clade II vaccines/immunity work against it.

[Anonymous No.56944578]

FUCK YEAH BROADCOM WOOHOO

[Anonymous No.56944589]

Holy shit SOXL is up 7 percent and no one is lum posting. I love the new /smg/

[Anonymous No.56944618]

SPY can't go any higher because Biden is gay and stupid.

[Anonymous No.56944630]

>>56944589

[Anonymous No.56944631]

>>56944486
I swam naked in the fountain at some of those companies!

[Anonymous No.56944637]

>>56944618
Counterpoint: The S&P will go higher because Biden is gay and stupid.

[Anonymous No.56944654]

>>56944486
Mesa is definitely pumping

[Anonymous No.56944663]

>>56944589
people realized if you lum post soxl goes down. its like bad luck

[Anonymous No.56944676]

>>56944654
Based on?

[Anonymous No.56944679]

>>56944676
stock price undervalued rn

[Anonymous No.56944690]

BOIL
O
I
L

[Anonymous No.56944691]

You guys suck at picking socks and stocks

[Anonymous No.56944705]

So if I'm reading this right. GMEfags got their IOUs locked up in a EDS. This EDS got thrown in a swiss bank account. where the first and last answer to the Question of where's my money is, 'You and what army'?
And they think that they're still buying.

[PFA (poorfaganon) !ajScliW.3g No.56944711]

Despite not knowing any biochemistry, does doing a brief due diligence/general investigation over one of those volatile biotech stocks where it crashes or (unlikely) moons increase the chances of you being correct at all? Or would it just help with coping until the trial stuff is released?

[Anonymous No.56944716]

>>56944705
Wrong general bobo faggot

[PFA (poorfaganon) !ajScliW.3g No.56944722]

>>56944691
where is MRK and BAX its flu season they're solid picks :(

[Anonymous No.56944729]

>>56944711
Don't wander too far outside of your personal expertise.

[Anonymous No.56944741]

>>56944691
I shilled hood at $7 and it's at $11.. everyone here made easy 2x+ on SIGA if they had more than a 2 digit IQ. I made like $10,000 shorting RBLX and Carvana last year

I dunno man a random watchlist with no reference to the price point it was shilled at is fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.56944761]

>>56944690
>BOIL
youve been robbed by
youve been scammed by
a smooth criminal

[Anonymous No.56944783]

>>56944761
I sold at $36 and now I'm revenge trading a lil bit and finna get it back. I personally blame every Jew and black person in America for my $700 realized loss on BOIL this winter

[Anonymous No.56944787]

>>56944705
none of these words were in the bible

[Anonymous No.56944798]

>>56944711
Just select one with a funny name
always works
>facebook ,book of faces? what?
>apple, it is not even an apple.
>amazon, packages from amazon? what are you a drugdealer?
You can make a fortune

[Anonymous No.56944799]

Grayscale Bitcoin Trust

[Anonymous No.56944821]

>>56944761
The house always wins.

[Anonymous No.56944841]

Shill me something to buy now that I sold all my SOXL

[Anonymous No.56944844]

>>56944690
>NIGGER
>I
>G
>G
>E
>R
NATGAS is not bottomed.

[Anonymous No.56944850]

>>56944841
SOXL calls

[Anonymous No.56944851]

>>56944844
I dunno I saw it get real sticky at $24 so I got some lottery tickets

[Anonymous No.56944864]

>>56944850
I dont know how to do options lol

[Anonymous No.56944866]

>>56943253
you think BABA is bad, I bought ZhongChao

[Anonymous No.56944883]

>>56944866
>Unironically buying something called ZhongChao
>Can't even actually own the shares you have to trust in good faith that some Chinese guy is holding them in your name

Lmao

[Anonymous No.56944889]

>>56943425
road to 200$

[Anonymous No.56944893]

>>56943138
>Live. Laugh. Love.

[Anonymous No.56944900]

>>56944691
What did you expect when you filter for memes?
VIST is up 600% since I first shilled it here. I doubt anyone else here has ever owned it, but the ticker was thrown out there to be purchased. Argentina trade was pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.56944902]

>>56944893
im looking at houses and something like 30% of them have some slogan like this written on the wall of the kitchen
women are a meme

[Anonymous No.56944931]

>>56944851
It's gotten "real sticky" at level after level. The tendency has been act flat most of the week, close around weekly low on Fri then gap down on Sun/Mon, over and over.

[Anonymous No.56944933]

>>56944883

[Anonymous No.56944944]

Why nasdaq is green despite fagman being red?

[Anonymous No.56944945]

I should have rolled my 9.50 uvxy puts to this weeka

[Anonymous No.56944952]

>>56944893
>Shit. Piss. Cum.

[Anonymous No.56944965]

>>56944931
Yeah. But this time it's different. (Probably not). Just hoping for a green open and dump these 0.2 delta options on some retard for a 2x. On huge gap down days their is usually a little bounce.

[Anonymous No.56944972]

>>56944944

[Anonymous No.56945001]

>>56944965
Oh, there's been some option dumping on a retard, that's for sure!

[Anonymous No.56945025]

>>56945001
They are up 30% sirs. I should probably do the dutiful and redeem but they are 30dte and I wanna see if it opens green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56945067]

>NVDA P/E: 64
>AMD P/E: 1104

[Anonymous No.56945068]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.56945077]

>>56945025
retard
if you made 30% ever year on a single investment on 10K you'd have 360 Million after 40 years which is nice given the life expectancy will be well past 90 in 2070

[Anonymous No.56945097]

>>56945067
>>AMD P/E: 1104

[Anonymous No.56945099]

>>56945086
>>56945086
>>56945086

[Anonymous No.56945105]

>Broadcom +9%
What the hell is it doing? Nice graph btw. Only up and up. Oh well, another loss. At least my mum bought it at 300 when I recced it to her.

[Anonymous No.56945179]

>>56945097
Why is AMD so high?
That p/e ratio is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.56945207]

>>56945179
the market is forward looking
>into the next century?
dont question the market

[Anonymous No.56945303]

>>56944965
I'd sell that shit at 30 and be grateful af.

[Anonymous No.56945363]

>>56945097
Hey at least it's positive.

[Anonymous No.56945647]

>>56943848
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.56945945]

>>56944705
How easy would it be to make advertisement money on X just shilling GME and BBBY to retards?