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Today I was pissing at the urinal at the company bathroom today, when a guy from Sales came in(I'm in the IT department). He took the urinal next to mine and I saw that he was looking at my penis and smirking(I have a small penis). I also took a glance at his and it was solidly big. After that encounter I went back to my post and thought nothing much of it, but later I had to go to the Sales department to deliver something and everyone was looking at me funny.

Any Business and Finance tips?

>> No.56903861

>>56903809
Look for another job. It's over. And stop taking urinals at work.

>> No.56903863

>>56903809
You left out the 'hot' part

>> No.56903889

>>56903809
id sHmAK

sHmAK him in the face

>> No.56903943

>>56903889
really tiny penis shmak get

>> No.56903985

>>56903809
he mogged you

>> No.56904056

>>56903809
Watch for him to go take another piss. When he does walk in after him and take a huge dump in the urinal next to him. Don't wipe. Just pull up your pants and walk out.

>> No.56904102

As discussed in the other thread, if you are not 7" or bigger(the actual average), it's over for you. The only recourse is to find a WFH job and never leave the house.

>> No.56904110

ALWAYS piss in a cubicle if you have a small peepee but leave the door open and pull your pants all the way down to make it more chad

>> No.56904190
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56904190

>>56904102
Chad and Stacey can get the office job, I'll be happy with WFH, thanks

>> No.56904198

>>56903809
Shit in the urinal Next to you
Put a little bottle of blood in the urinal when men look say your a trans dude. So the cute nerd lesbian at your job will be friend whit you

>> No.56904260

>>56903809
only a literal retard faggot would piss at work i just hold it for 12 hours straight

>> No.56905101

Tell everyone in the IT dept how small the sales guy's dick is

>> No.56905400

Should have atleast compared dicks side by side before letting him leave the bathroom anon

>> No.56906157

>>56905400
And do so by jamming them at eachother so whoever is longer is touching another man and therefore gay. Epic win.

>> No.56907791

you should have started jerking it while smirking to show him whos the boss

>> No.56907841

>>56903809

Always go into a stall so you can REALLY pull your whole cock and balls out and take a really leisurely piss. Also so you can really violently shake it after you get done so you don’t get any piss in your pants.

>> No.56907848

>>56903809
https://e-hentai.org/g/2501255/cbf404daed/
https://e-hentai.org/g/2501255/cbf404daed/
https://e-hentai.org/g/2501255/cbf404daed/

>> No.56908175

>>56903809
>I'm a grower, not a shower

>> No.56908421

>>56908175
This but unironically

>> No.56908450

>>56908421
>guo ID
guower

>> No.56908531

>>56908175
>dumbledore whispered quietly