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>Got a new job
>Placed on Performance Improvement Plan within a year

>> No.56900575

>>56900571
sorry to here that sers, now do the needful

>> No.56900701

>>56900571
When you start getting the bad vibes that’s when you’re supposed to jump ship to another job

>> No.56900724

>>56900571
Unless you can save like 80% of your income getting a job in the US is a waste of energy because they're so unreliable.

>> No.56900743

You could be going at the speed of sound but some companies would complian that you’re not going at the speed of light.

>> No.56901185

>>56900571

they are just trying to get you to do the wage dance. you should try even less now

>> No.56901214

>>56900571
Report them to your state's department of labor for harassment and discrimination. You do have a "disability", right? Well now is the time to develop one.

>> No.56901337

>>56900724
Loling at non union employees just accepting it as a fact of life that you get randomly fired once per year and have no means to defend yourself

>> No.56901344

>>56900571
Start applying for jobs, retard. But good luck, you won't find any.

>> No.56901370

>>56901337
>just accepting it as a fact of life that you get randomly fired once per year
They don't actually, instead they gamble. If people understood probably and did accept this they'd understand they're working for bellow minimum wage.

>> No.56901388

>>56901370
*probability
Apparently I don't understand English.

>> No.56901409

When I was drunk at our office party I climbed on the roof and started insulting everyone
my boss thought it was funny as fuck and now I'm getting more responsibility at work

>> No.56901447

>>56900724
>>56901409
Woah yellow knowers

>> No.56901533
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56901533

Sometimes I wish people told me I was doing a bad job or something like that so I can get my shit together.
I don't think anyone has ever given me honest feedback after high school in this bullshit "all positive" corporate way, not even in college but at least you still had grades that gave you an insight into your true performance.

>> No.56901654
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56901654

WHY THE FUCK IS /BIZ/ NOW FULL OF WAGIES AND WANNABE WAGIES????

>> No.56901743

>>56901409
Based desu

>> No.56901768

>>56901344

lol god this job market is shit.

>> No.56901797

>>56901533
Same.
College didn't work out because I live in a shitty job-market part of my country and refuse to move to another part, and I'm just too comfy to do anything different at this point but I really just need a kick in the fuckin ass.
>127iq managing 90iq wagies in retail