/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56896882]

This will be (You) by the time you /makeit/

[Anonymous No.56896894]

>>56896882
bald is the new black

[Anonymous No.56896903]

>>56896882
speak for yourself
i will look like this

[Anonymous No.56896930]

>>56896882
Spent so much time in the convertible my hair fell out ah heh heh, hellooo ladiees

[Anonymous No.56896940]

>>56896903
cope. that aesthetic is not attracting anyone under 40

this man is 50 y/o with thick hair and perfect hairline, hair is life.

[Anonymous No.56896955]

>>56896940
>he's not bald
oh no no no AAAHAHHAHAH

[Anonymous No.56896958]

>>56896882
Jokes on you this is already me. I look 50 even though I’m in my 20s.

[Anonymous No.56896976]

That's been me since I was 26 lmao

[Anonymous No.56897177]

>>56896940
Yeah but he's asian

[Anonymous No.56897193]

>>56896882
Nah I have the jewish balding where I keep my widow's peak

[Anonymous No.56897227]

>>56896882
I started to lose my hair at 22 and I'm on finasteride+minoxidil now. It was the best move of my life: I stopped losing hair and even recovered some.

[Anonymous No.56897235]

Perfect timing for getting a south east asian wife!

[Anonymous No.56897246]

>>56896882
no, i use minoxidil and maois and eat alot of protein and calcium and have no stress, blood pressure problems or hair recession in either side of my family

[Anonymous No.56897267]

>>56897235
Wife with a penis, RIGHT?!

[Anonymous No.56897276]

>>56896882
I'll embrace it and continue to be a chad, while you faggots fearfully hide what you are and take dick shrinking cream just to fight the inevitable. Women don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.56897289]

>>56897267
no you fucking homo liberal american degenerate kill yourself freak.

[Anonymous No.56897299]

>>56897193
Grow it out and get a soul patch

[Anonymous No.56897343]

>>56896882
Yikes. My father is almost 70 and even he has more

[Anonymous No.56897453]

>>56896882
hair transplant + modern haircut

[Anonymous No.56897475]

>>56896940
>he thinks a bunch of midwit suburban first worlders have any opinion on human sexuality and attractiveness with their shit mcdonalds induced genes instead of literal prime genetics of power and beauty
Rofl
Haahaahaahhahaahahahahaah

[Anonymous No.56897557]

im already bald nigger

[Anonymous No.56898617]

>>56896882
Im 23 and already look like that. I fap 4 times a day though. Went 1 month without fapping once because of an exchange program. Didn't notice any hair loss. Like 0 hairs on the floor after a shower. Went back home, fap marathon, clumps of hair in the shower. I still cant quit porn.

[Anonymous No.56898625]

>>56896882
You can look like this and either be poor or be rich, better to be rich

[Anonymous No.56898661]

>>56896940
being asian automatically disqualifies you from attractive women
pajeets and niggers have an easier time than the entire asian (small eye) race

[Anonymous No.56898670]

>>56898617
masturbating or not wont change anything

[Anonymous No.56898673]

>>56896940
>life is meaningless unless youre plowing through virgins
Kill yourself
Do it now.

[Anonymous No.56898694]

>>56896882
>Im finally getting near to 8 figs
>The time i spend investing is close to nothing since i copytrade all my tokens and i have a lot of price alarms to make sure i dont miss out on anything
>Life is pretty good
>Except for the fact that my hours of grinding and looking at the screen have resulted in horrible skin, tons of acne, eyebags
>Im also turning 34 next year and the balding is taking effect
Did i waste my youth?

[Anonymous No.56898696]

yo thats my man moonmopn

[Anonymous No.56898701]

>>56896882

Jokes on you, I had an FUT procedure done two months ago. Next year all that shit will fill back in while I watch my KAS, AVAX and BTC rip.

[Anonymous No.56898705]

>>56897227
>> taking tranny drugs was the best move of his life.

[Anonymous No.56898711]

>>56898694

No, you can bounce back and feel young again. I was able to after years of stress and alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.56898713]

Yeah and?

Better to be balding and rich than balding and poor.

[Anonymous No.56898763]

IQT is all it takes for me to fight that male baldness pattern kek, I just need it to go to $10 and I'll definitely break that curse

[Anonymous No.56898771]

>>56898705
Finasteride and minoxidil are the most manly drugs you can take to make hair grow back faggot

[Anonymous No.56898773]

>>56898763
Nah you just want an excuse to be a complete baggie

[Anonymous No.56898778]

>>56898763
kek I'm sorry to tell you anon but when that happens it'll probably be too late, there is a threshold where you can't implant anymore

[Anonymous No.56898785]

>>56898694
If you're almost 8 figs, you can definitely bounce back if baldness is barely starting

[Anonymous No.56898786]

Bald is the future of human civilization.We don't need hair to protect us anymore.

[Anonymous No.56898790]

>>56898763
Well, that if and only if NFTs make a comeback

[SAGE No.56898843]

>>56896882
>>56896940
uh oh, better get on the hormone blockers asap! life isn't worth living if you aren't a cock sucking faggot! just imagine how awful it would be to look like a dad and be married to a girl who loves you on account of having a normal dad who raised her right? you need to look like a metrosexual and fuck faggots, you need to get AIDs if you want to be successful in life!

[Anonymous No.56898898]

>>56898694
I started having hearing problems from the amount of times i've fallen asleep while the price alarms where still on in dexscreener and i got woken up to my phone full force destroying my eardrums with the sound.
Im 23

[Anonymous No.56898902]

>>56898771
shit kills your sex drive bad for your heart sorry

[Anonymous No.56899550]

>>56896940
his hair looks stupid

[Anonymous No.56899566]

>>56898771
>taking drugs to get a fraction of what normal hair looks like
holy cope

[Anonymous No.56899584]

>>56898771
You can always take some estrogen and grow some gorgeous, luscious anime girl-tier hair sis. Stop trying to fight your way into manliness, God committed a minor mistake when creating you, you were *clearly* supposed to be a cute girl from the get-go.
>No chest hair
>Androgynous face most likely
>Tiny beard
>Endomorph body build
Take the pills cutie, you know you were made for this!

[Anonymous No.56899610]

>>56898763
>>56898790
>nft/gamefi shit heads are balding cunts
well deserved. divine punishment is a thing.

[Anonymous No.56899611]

I've taken finasteride for 4 years and can bench more than anyone in this thread

[Anonymous No.56899619]

>not balding
>but almost completely grey sides
>just turned 30

[Anonymous No.56899620]

>>56898694
muh youth meme is so fucking retarded. you are 34, your frontal lobe formed a few years ago. get your money and start living but focus on what's important first.

[Anonymous No.56899634]

I started smoking and drinking as the years passed and my gains weren't enough to make it. Decent, but not /makeit/. Baldness hasn't kicked in yet but maybe that's because I'm 25. I do have a receding hairline + big forehead though. I think I'll just shave it all off and buy 20 hoodies to always have one on at any given time I'm outside and call it quits.

[Anonymous No.56899652]

>>56898843
>>56899584
The amount of mental illness contained in these two posts is incredible. I can almost taste the virginity emanating from the 5'11 white dudes that wrote them. Holy fuckkk

[Anonymous No.56899663]

>>56898790
That reminds me lol.

>COUGHHHH APE BROS I CAN'T SEE AARGGHHH.... H-HOW'S MY $APE LOOKIN...... FUCK IT JUST TELL ME I CAN'T LOOK AT A SCREEN EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE....

[Anonymous No.56899674]

>>56898790
IQT is for renting blockchain vidya NFT's not really made for useless trashy collections. So if third worlders come back and e-celebs restart their nft game shilling it could be an ok narrative to follow. Not your main one but an ok one.

[Anonymous No.56899679]

>>56898705
The only reason trannies take fin is to reverse their own hair loss. Trannies drink water so I guess that makes water a tranny drink as well

[Anonymous No.56899690]

>>56896940
congratulations on the (You)'s.

biz is bitter, insecure, closeted AND balding (in a OP pic kind of way, not a rock johnson kind of way). not like i needed confirmation over this but it's funny to reinforce my view on all of you losers.

[Anonymous No.56899693]

>>56899634
who fucking sits down and photoshops something like this.

[Anonymous No.56899707]

>>56899693
It's clearly AI generated. Get with the times, boomer

[Anonymous No.56899835]

>make it
>fix hair
>frequent visits to the island
there, you have zero worries once you make it. time cope is irrelevant

[Anonymous No.56900102]

>>56896882
Already is

[Anonymous No.56900142]

>>56896882>>56896940
>hair not needed
that's how simple it is
hair don't make or break men, only women and faggots

[Anonymous No.56900241]

>>56896882
Literally all of my ancestors from both sides have amazing thick hair. Jokes on you faggot.

[Anonymous No.56900613]

hair is literally for women only. plus they don't care that much if you shave it. all in all, it's a gay hobby you should be ashamed of.