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I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING LOSE IT
HOW DO I GET A HOT GF??

>> No.56893326

Be rich tall and handsome that's literally all u gotta do

>> No.56893336

>>56893305
Become a gangsta drug dealer

>> No.56893342

>>56893326
Honestly just being tall and not autistic is enough

>> No.56893341

>>56893305
Turn up the heating

>> No.56893350

Date men. Best relationships are men with men as they both grow and push each other like men do

>> No.56893351

>>56893326
plus you gotta be funny, charismatic, and have a big dick and not be awkward in social situations. that's all you need.

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Show her your inordinately big and thick IQT stack bro, then show her your big, hefty, round BTC/ETH bags. That's all you need.

>> No.56894142

>>56893326
>>56894134
>just be rich bro
have you guys ever had sex. unironic question. i really want to know if you think the only thing girls want is money and that's it. guys like you are fascinating.

>> No.56894148

>>56893350
Based. I love men. Sigma male mentality, women are weak and not as close to God as men are, so you must work with, date, and admire other men exclusively. I want to suck Andrew Tate's cock so badly you have no idea.

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56894152

>all the incels in this board
stick to making shill link threads bros, you are complete fucking cringe

>> No.56894157

>>56894134
Got my BTC stored on the right one and my ETH's on the left.

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>>56894134
Based. Make sure to sit her down and explain to her for 2 hours minimum about decentralization and how shitcoins are actually the future of finance and more.

>> No.56894165

>>56893351
>plus you gotta be funny, charismatic, and have a big dick and not be awkward in social situations. that's all you need.
and rich, dont forget about being rich

>> No.56894173

>>56893305
you don't really want one. trust me. just hook up with onlyfans models near you, unexpensive ones. no hookers they have std's. having a girlfriend just represents spending money on her etc plus she's a human being and you are too so if either of you randomly start to lose interest it's pretty much over.

>> No.56894174

>>56893305
you are on the wrong board

>> No.56894175

>>56893305
I can be your girlfriend if you want anon

>> No.56894176

>>56893305
Looksmatch your hotness and lovebomb
Lovebomb every hole she has

>> No.56894182

>>56894157
You're so fucked hahahaaha

>> No.56894189

>>56894152
well, they somehow gotta cope how retarded being link is. Lmao

>> No.56894191

>>56894152
incels on 4chan? on /biz/? who would have thought it?

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>>56893350
best post itt.

>> No.56894204

>>56893342
they just need to take a bath and stop thinking that women owe them something, you assholes.

>> No.56894206

>>56893351
Ok, kill myself, got it

>> No.56894210

>>56894134
I just hold LINK, what am I in for?

>> No.56894209

>>56894134
this.
if she's too stupid to understand (because she's a woman) you can just show your gross investment. she won't know you can lose it all in a single day :)

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>>56893351
nah, just be yourself and live for yourself, eventually women will come into your life.

>> No.56894213

>>56893336
this girls love drug dealers with anger issues.

>> No.56894219

>>56894197
Is this a femboy? Tell me it is pls I wouldn't resist otherwise

>> No.56894220

>>56893305
I payed a girl for her company and sime we where nice to eachother, end up getting personal, so idk might just try that

>> No.56894222

>>56894211
>He fell for le being yourself meme
You're pathetic KEK

>> No.56894225

>>56894134
I don't think I will

>> No.56894253

>>56894213
You mean they love “free” drugs.

>> No.56894269

>>56893305
Do right by yourself and others. If you stay away from sin and do right by yourself you will meet her

Trust God

>> No.56894319

>>56893305
>If white
Leave the US/Anglosphere
>If black
Move to US
>If mestizo
Make more money
>If Asian
kpopmaxx
>If arab
Show her your lambo and enjoy your steamy shit
>If jeet
rope and hope u reroll as a less repulsive race

>> No.56894405

>>56894175
Pls pls pls i need a gf ive never had one i have to know the feeling of being loved!!!

>> No.56894430

>>56894142
>Meat drone needs resources for it's children
I cannot fathom how this is a mistery to you, cunts are simple shits, get that in your head.

>> No.56894640

>>56893305
women can smell how desperate a guy is from miles away and there is no bigger turn off for them

meaning you will get a hot bitch when you stop giving a fuck you cuck

>> No.56894677

>be me
>out with my gym buddy
>no homo
>see a couple hot chicks
>say loudly
>"hey man you renew your passport"
>"thinking about going to... (insert exotic place here)"
>"we could just go to Cancun again"
>girls interest is peaked
>90% chance they come over to talk to you

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>>56893351
and the intagible: you cannot have premature ejaculation

>> No.56894687

tk coffee

>> No.56894688

>>56893305
For me, I just have sex with my wife. Drained my balls inside her pussy not even 30 mins ago.

>> No.56894697

>>56893305
Just have lots of money, that's literally it.

>> No.56894702

>>56894210
Gay sex

>> No.56894706

>>56894688
don't worry buddy, once you're attracted to her that's all that matters, even if she's ugly to everyone else

>> No.56894728

>>56894640
This is probably the only sensible answer. Genuinely let go and stop caring. I honestly think the universe is programmed to deny us things we desperately want. There's some metaphysical reason it's hardwired this way.

>> No.56894747

>>56893305
change your definition of "HOT" to "fat and black"

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>>56893350
>Date men. Best relationships are men with men as they both grow and push each other like men do

This is unironically the end game of chud logic, they are so misogynistic and racist that the logic taken to its final conclusion only leads to becoming prison gay or trooning out.
Women are subhuman trash that ignore you and you love based white men right chud... Well whats better than a based muscular white nazi chad who discusses ww2 battle tactics and obscure history with you after they fuck you. A w*men brain could never handle your based intelligence and autism right chuddy. Or you can take the other route become the qt bimbo anime girl of your dreams

>> No.56894795

>>56894728
Congratulations you figured out what most haven’t even into their 40s. Going for what you want is okay but being able to understand what you need to work on to get there is what most people ignore. People say nofap is a meme but I can tell you than when I gave up porn and masturbating I got more into the things I wanted to do and women lingered around me when I was talking with them. Nofap is one of the hardest things to stick to and I’m not sure which end id go for it. Basically I see it this way in terms of hierarchy: if you can’t get a gf and don’t have sex, do nofap, if you have sex, that’s great! If you have too much sex and you’re starting to become obsessed with a woman, and you start jerking off because you’re so horny all the time, go back to nofap. It’s a baseline for everything.