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56889063 No.56889063 [Reply] [Original]

Uncle died and this dude had KILOS of gold stashed away.

How the fuck do I cash this out discreetly?

Seriously, i feel so fucking EUPHORIC. I am fucking retiring

>> No.56889076

>>56889063
That's called stealing, Anon.

>> No.56889105

>>56889076
stealing from who?

>> No.56889123

>>56889063
Use it as your own collateral for any debts you have knowing that if your job failed you could sell the gold.

The IRS will make you pay income tax on any gold you sell unfortunately. The government will want your cut. I recommend storing it in a security deposit box(s).

>> No.56889126

>>56889105
That gold belongs to Israel

>> No.56889131

>>56889105
Your uncle.
>inb4 why does he need it anymore?
If someone drops dead in front of you, that doesn't give you the right to pick his pockets right then and there

>> No.56889162

>>56889131
Maybe he inherited it.
>>56889123
Adding on to this you could sell it all but you will be paying ridiculous tax bracket.
Just sell $100k of it each year.

>> No.56889176

>>56889162
and who else would my childless uncle leave his gold to you nigger?

i took care of him when no one else did, i dont give a fuck what anyone thinks i have claim to his property

>> No.56889182

>>56889126
this

>> No.56889254

>>56889176
If he didn’t write you as his sole inheritance in his will then expect your family members will start backstabbing each other to get their piece of the estate. Hopefully the gold was kept secret? Though the IRS may want to know where you got it from, so maybe wait a while before you sell and let things cool down if the gold is a secret.

>> No.56889269

>>56889254
Gold is always a secret, fuck the feds

>> No.56889425

>>56889254
they dont know

some of these bars are stamped 1962

i dont fucking know what the IRS knows but shit man it looks like its been there for a long time

how the fuck do i cash this out without anyone knowing?

>> No.56889496

>>56889425
The IRS will know as soon as you sell it. If you say you inherited the gold and you’ll pay income tax then the IRS will be happy.

But because theres no writing than you inherited the gold either the IRS or your family members will be wondering how the fuck you got this gold and when you say “my uncle gave it to me” then the government or your family members could sue you so bad like vultures.

I would take the gold and wait 5-10 years. Only sell 100k of the gold each year after that waiting time. When the IRS asks where you got the gold say your uncle gave it to you and hopefully since his death was so long ago they will not give a fuck.

>> No.56889582

If you take the gold you are stealing it. However i find it hard to believe that nonody but him knew that he had the gold.

>> No.56889659

>>56889063
Fuck all these other anons, just cash out a small amount at 100 different pawn shops. They will buy small amounts from you no questions asked.

>> No.56889676

>>56889659
>cash out at pawn shops
>put money into bank account, IRS alerted
>profit?

>> No.56889688

>>56889676
Don't put it into your bank account fuckin retard. Buy crypto. Or wait a few years like the other anon said and if anyone asks how you got it say you've been buying gold from people over the years.

>> No.56889701

>>56889659
at 25% markup though lol

>> No.56889703

>>56889425
Just admit you're a thieving nigger who got these bars from some random guys house.

>> No.56889720

all these larpers, no one knows what the fuck they're talking about
>>56889063
>pawn shop for cash
will get ripped off hard
>Local coin store for cash
best way IMO. call around and start selling a little bit here and there, build a relationship. they'll give you pretty close to spot price. only issue is you have to figure out how to use the cash some how. but it's totally off the radar.....

>> No.56889750

>>56889701
Gonna have to take some kind of cut for dumping it incognegro

>> No.56889757

>>56889688
Checked and this

>> No.56889778

>>56889688
>Don't put it into your bank account fuckin retard
i asked around

literally all the exchanges deposit to your account. No one is doing cash transactions anymore

>> No.56889790

>>56889688
>Buy crypto

Don't listen to this POS grifter. You have real money, don't trade it for a Jewish con.

>> No.56889797

OP, don't worry this guy checked around youre fucked just kys
>>56889778

>> No.56889806

>>56889778
I don’t think anyone legit will give cash for something as big as a kilo

>> No.56889827

>>56889063
Isn't there any way to exchange gold for crypto? And then deposit into your bank account from a crypto exchange
You'd be taxed on it but at least it'd be entirely legal
Idk if that's possible

>> No.56889831

You need to find a way to put into something you can borrow against where the asset isn’t collateralized. Then you need to borrow as much as you can against it, and borrow as much as you can - personal loans, credit cards. Then declare bankruptcy. You keep the gold and get tax free money. Ur credit will be messed up but who cares

>> No.56889837

This thread was already made two days ago so I'll just leave this tldr ,trade bars for coins so it cant be traced back to your uncles stack in private, don't sell only trade for land, dont spend on cocaine and hookers ,save your gold until you die

>> No.56889842

>>56889063
wait one or two years and cash out in small amounts, then conv to crypto, and remember to not be a faggot and tell anyone about this, no matter what happens never tell anyone, people always talk.

>> No.56889907

>>56889063
Melt it into smaller amounts, unless it's already in smaller amounts, then sell it slowly.

Better yet reade it for BTC, you'll be way better off doing that but wait till we aren't parabolic like rn.

>> No.56890964

bump