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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL /smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Wed Dec 6 16:54:47 2023 No.56888866 [Reply] [Original]

Gap Filled Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:55:50 2023 No.56888877 BOIL >BOIL BOIL 2026

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:56:37 2023 No.56888885 I put in stop loss orders on my XOM stonks because I'm up 120% and don't want to lose all my gains. Am I /weakmind/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:57:06 2023 No.56888895 File: 2.08 MB, 720x404, roll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] me rolling my TLT calls up to higher strikes with longer expiration after the fake macro data revisions

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:57:42 2023 No.56888903 File: 165 KB, 300x411, 1701268292329974.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888895 I love women so much it's unreal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:58:29 2023 No.56888911 File: 345 KB, 508x680, IMG_9366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >msft

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Dec 6 16:58:49 2023 No.56888914 >>56888877 I dunno man, Trump was on Hannity last night and said once he wins in 2024, day one he's going to become a dictator and Drill Baby Drill!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:58:54 2023 No.56888916 >>56888877 wouldnt buying january '25 puts on a constantly depreciating shit etf like boil or uvxy basically be free money?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:59:51 2023 No.56888929 File: 165 KB, 1024x698, t2 ending.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We have to short nvidia and the entire tech industry with it. Computer technology has to be stopped no matter the cost.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:59:55 2023 No.56888930 File: 16 KB, 360x360, mfw(234).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888903 quick give me your investment strategy so i can inverse it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:01:06 2023 No.56888943 File: 262 KB, 1920x1080, media_GARVHQbXcAArM1Z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888929 c3 earnings tonight AH also GME

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:01:14 2023 No.56888945 I spent an hour cooking lunch and it's inedible. I miss door dash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:01:27 2023 No.56888948 File: 251 KB, 633x397, 1699296180471337.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888930 You probably already are!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:01:44 2023 No.56888954 File: 71 KB, 960x540, 1680147026466202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888929

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:02:32 2023 No.56888966 >back to crabbing phew, I was starting to freak out

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:02:44 2023 No.56888971 >>56888945 i accidentally spilled too much pasta water in my sauce so i just boiled off the excess and it came out even better you just need to cook it longer, fixes everything

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:02:52 2023 No.56888972 File: 782 KB, 640x800, wipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888895 I've got 50 110c 6/21/24 at .54

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:03:22 2023 No.56888977 milk fu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:03:32 2023 No.56888980 File: 20 KB, 554x554, 1701272132166937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888945

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:03:46 2023 No.56888982 >>56888971 idk the whole house is filled with smoke. I have to fan it away to see anything. I'm not sure my issue was not cooking long enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:04:04 2023 No.56888986 File: 2.64 MB, 194x198, 163456745678987.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888866 Checked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:04:17 2023 No.56888989 File: 18 KB, 521x522, rd76rt8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yo /smg/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:04:30 2023 No.56888994 File: 584 KB, 1170x986, 6CD79BE5-F0ED-4494-8F8E-BBAC4FADD7A0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bed Bath and Beyond General getting violent again Also, what happened to gold shill anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:04:57 2023 No.56888997 File: 514 KB, 914x562, Merchant cat says no card charges under 5 dollars.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888989 What up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:05:04 2023 No.56889002 File: 2.18 MB, 498x498, IMG_1340.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888885 No that’s probably a smart move. If it’s triggered just regroup and re allocate to a different industry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:05:30 2023 No.56889011 File: 138 KB, 1200x603, Baneposting Webcomic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm beginning to think that APEC summit had Xi agree to buy bonds and dump his SPR.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:05:43 2023 No.56889013 File: 776 KB, 400x702, catlord.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888997 wasssuupppp

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:06:26 2023 No.56889018 File: 43 KB, 590x972, NIGGERS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888914 >>56888916 >not checkin them digits Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:06:32 2023 No.56889021 File: 1.65 MB, 480x854, 1681864660840874.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889013 Why do cats love money so much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:06:50 2023 No.56889028 File: 706 KB, 2630x3982, 1644355716640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888989 Hey. Also, This market is fake and gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:06:57 2023 No.56889030 File: 41 KB, 704x452, afrm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:07:51 2023 No.56889040 >>56888914 Why would you watch Hanity? >>56888916 It's priced in usually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:08:17 2023 No.56889045 >>56889030 We are in a dash for trash after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:08:50 2023 No.56889049 >>56888903 we get to see her next week

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:08:52 2023 No.56889050 >>56889030 I sold at 27. They have too much debt themselves. When their debtors don't pay they'll be on the hook and the whole thing will blow up.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:08:57 2023 No.56889053
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>>56888994
As a meltdown enthusiast i welcome all video game pawnshop and blood bath and beyond attacks on pulte or ryan. Maybe even setting a citadel office on fire or something, they are definitely in "the kind of tired sleep doesn't fix" mindset.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:09:17 2023 No.56889060 >>56889040 >Why would you watch Hanity? He's old. The median age in /smg/ is around 70.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:09:56 2023 No.56889069 File: 373 KB, 828x821, IMG_0636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888994 >GME baggies are homeless and divorced. Jesus Christ. Life is simple. Just follow the rules and you’ll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:10:38 2023 No.56889075 File: 244 KB, 1170x652, IMG_9458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CRWD to 450 soon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:11:55 2023 No.56889088 >>56889075 How is that portfolio's PnL looking anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:12:02 2023 No.56889090 >>56889069 so you're opening up some GME shorts for the earnings report?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:12:39 2023 No.56889095 you told me to slurp oil and it just keeps going down I want a refund

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:13:04 2023 No.56889100 File: 665 KB, 760x759, IMG_1240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889060 Hanity sucks even for an Irish lapdog for the Jews. He’s not entertaining, he has no wit, and he’s dumb as a rock. I have no idea why anyone even listens to his show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:13:22 2023 No.56889107 >>56889028 is that one of those apple VR thingiemjiggies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:13:29 2023 No.56889108 Bit late to this shitshow. Why are commodities dropping? What the fuck did I miss?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:14:35 2023 No.56889121 File: 299 KB, 820x573, 1692152465776564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889060 Hot damn my underperformance is finally a good thing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:14:49 2023 No.56889124 File: 1.07 MB, 828x1312, IMG_0493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889090 No, anon. I’m not greedy or homeless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:15:04 2023 No.56889125 File: 72 KB, 720x720, 1524124687698.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889095 when I said "this is a financial order" I meant "this is not financial advice and I never heard of you in my life"

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:15:08 2023 No.56889127
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>>56888885
Yes. Oil cannot fall that much more and XOM has never been in a better spot than right now.
If you truly wanted to sell, should have done so at 120.
Heh, nah, you do you m8. But I honestly believe that the economy is absolutely fine so there's no real reason for oil to dump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:15:32 2023 No.56889130 >>56889108 OPEC+ countries can't agree on cutting oil supply, so they're gonna keep producing

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:15:57 2023 No.56889137 File: 15 KB, 480x480, 1509756622601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >oil the recession is here already

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:16:01 2023 No.56889138 >>56889108 >Gasoline and nat gas down over 4% Wew lad

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:16:09 2023 No.56889139 >>56889088 Doing pretty well based on those tickers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:16:25 2023 No.56889140 File: 20 KB, 720x418, 1685694440042957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Name 3 top performing ETFs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:16:39 2023 No.56889144 >>56889060 Being old isn't a great excuse for being completely retarded. Munger seemed sharp until the day he died at 99.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:17:05 2023 No.56889146 >>56889137 oil crashing is good for consumers. might be the one thing that saves the economy and that's just the bidenomics jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:17:10 2023 No.56889147 >>56889140 Uh, KPOP, NRGD, and DFEN

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:18:10 2023 No.56889159 >>56889140 GOLD, SLV, SIL

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:18:39 2023 No.56889163 >>56889140 >TQQQ >XXXX >5QQQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:18:56 2023 No.56889167 >>56889140 soxl >b-but thats only one! Its 3...x

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:19:00 2023 No.56889169 File: 397 KB, 1173x867, hey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Reuters >@Reuters · >1m >UK coping with higher rates for now but risks lie ahead - BoE http://reut.rs/3t46hSY What the literal fuck is this headline?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:19:04 2023 No.56889170 >>56889146 lol way too late to save consumers. It dumping because there's not enough demand and the global economy is slowing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:19:39 2023 No.56889178 File: 42 KB, 680x448, Surprised, smiling Scarlett.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889163 >XXXX Oh my God, it's live!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:19:40 2023 No.56889179 >>56889146 It would be interesting to see how SPR gets refilled given this big discount.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:20:09 2023 No.56889185 >>56889169 >Inflation is too damn high, we need to keep the rates higher >COPE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:20:14 2023 No.56889186 File: 474 KB, 1267x700, 1634567890876543456789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BABA bros...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:20:27 2023 No.56889188 >XOM is bellow $100

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:20:40 2023 No.56889189 File: 3.38 MB, 388x292, factsjack.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889146 He seethes because you speak the truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:21:15 2023 No.56889195 File: 13 KB, 300x168, Carlos Mode Engaged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889186 Hey, how do you know BABA will have a red day? It's when the day ends in "y".

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:21:33 2023 No.56889198 File: 32 KB, 586x786, 2023-12-06 18.21.01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889178 Beautiful, a star is born

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:22:26 2023 No.56889206 File: 20 KB, 225x224, 1646075139593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHOT SISTERS NOT LIKE THISSSS

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:22:27 2023 No.56889207 >>56888903 She looks like a mouse lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:22:39 2023 No.56889209 >>56889198 I mean, it's a 4x SPY and approximately 10 people trade it. So a 2% gap is basically crabbing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:23:05 2023 No.56889211 >>56889198 No options yet :/ Imagine the leverage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:24:10 2023 No.56889223 >>56889206 I'm going to make so much money off those puts.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:24:11 2023 No.56889224
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Beautiful. Just look at them fall. And here we had bobos telling us how the world is gonna end as we go above 5%. Turns out, the FED can fix anything and the economy is running along just fine.
Now with oil and gas at a reasonable price, inflation rate is gonna be kept at bay and FED will achieve its sweet landing. This is almost too easy for them

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:26:00 2023 No.56889242
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>>56889224
>Now with oil and gas at a reasonable price, inflation rate is gonna be kept at bay and FED will achieve its sweet landing. This is almost too easy for them
You ain't lyin'

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:26:21 2023 No.56889247 File: 110 KB, 720x960, 1652984690642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889224 oh god great depression here we come

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:26:38 2023 No.56889249 >>56889179 The SPR doesn't matter. The government can get the oil it needs by dictate from American producers in the case of any "emergencies".

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:28:35 2023 No.56889266 File: 352 KB, 1440x960, oil spill (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] holy fuck why is oil in freefall

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:29:19 2023 No.56889274 I warned you, SYM baggies. I warned you! https://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/1837240.htm

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:30:03 2023 No.56889278 >>56889266 Wind and solar energy is more efficient and cheaper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:30:09 2023 No.56889279 File: 153 KB, 622x672, Kurt-Cobain_8636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889140 No. Nirvana sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:30:41 2023 No.56889285 Campbell Soup rises from the grave

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:30:44 2023 No.56889288 File: 74 KB, 638x644, 1700509990857794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889266 Target for brent is 74. Quick trade, in and out

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:31:23 2023 No.56889294 >>56889140 >smells like teen sp-ACK

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:31:54 2023 No.56889299 Anyone else use SmartyPig? It’s paying 4.75% right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:33:30 2023 No.56889327 >>56889266 climate crazies manipulating markets to enforce their draconian green policies that they are MASSIVELY underwater on

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:33:35 2023 No.56889329 >>56889209 I'm not even dunking on the graph, it's normal for it to look like this if no one is trading it, these are humble beginnings that will soon be eclipsed by it becoming a meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:34:28 2023 No.56889345 >>56889299 I unironically use robinhood. I don't even trade on it, just use it for the 5%.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:35:04 2023 No.56889355 File: 1.47 MB, 236x250, Dyatlov headshake.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889278 Sorry, this isn't the 2010's. All the green ladies love the BNC (Big Nuclear Cock)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:35:05 2023 No.56889356 >>56889249 I heard that commercial inventories are basically like an SPR that you don't have to pay for directly, but still I think Biden wants to slurp a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:36:09 2023 No.56889368 File: 2.85 MB, 3000x2449, US_Navy_F-14A_Tomcat_flying_over_burning_Kuwaiti_oil_wells_during_Operation_Desert_Storm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889266 wait I see a small green candle... could it be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:36:16 2023 No.56889369 SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:36:48 2023 No.56889376 >>56889355 Thank you sir. Now we have to put you in prison for your pro-nuclear viewpoint and crimes against mother earth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:37:01 2023 No.56889380 File: 48 KB, 1024x702, 1689647939819040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw parked $70k in t-bills and make $325 a month

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:37:09 2023 No.56889382 File: 180 KB, 953x953, 1675554895749563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889355 >2010s What a bullshit decade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:37:40 2023 No.56889388 >>56889369 Back to typical daily patterns. Morning pump, afternoon fade. Lets see if 3pm delivers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:38:45 2023 No.56889409 File: 2.27 MB, 1280x640, Dyatlov is a badass.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889376 Not gonna happen. I cut the big guy his check for 10%.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:39:43 2023 No.56889417 File: 1.70 MB, 257x150, 1339352082095 (1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889380 >5.6%/yr return >comfy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:40:59 2023 No.56889432 >>56889409 kek'd Based Dilatelov showing them whos boss.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:43:26 2023 No.56889463
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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:44:06 2023 No.56889468 MARA GANG MY DICK IS ERECT

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:44:09 2023 No.56889469 File: 1.59 MB, 1914x1200, 1668550897190967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889463 OH SHIT WE'RE BOTTOMING

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:44:18 2023 No.56889473 >>56889140 >Sifting >Radio friendly unit shift >Oh me(I know it's a cover)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:44:18 2023 No.56889471 >>56889409 why did they make this stupid show just to scapegoat someone who died, when you read the actual reports his actions seem reasonable given the shitty circumstances he was in

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:44:54 2023 No.56889482 >>56888972 damn I’m in love

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:45:30 2023 No.56889490 >>56888930 I'm all in short TSLA

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:45:38 2023 No.56889493 Hate MANU so much its unreal

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:46:40 2023 No.56889507 >>56889493 Its offense is a bit shit, innit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:47:14 2023 No.56889514 File: 78 KB, 728x410, frazettaConan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys please tell me all about how to make money trading 0-dte options.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:48:27 2023 No.56889527 >>56889514 You write them and sell them to retards like yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:48:40 2023 No.56889533 >>56889514 write iron condors 461/462 455/454

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:48:48 2023 No.56889535
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>>56889471
But the show points the finger at the soviet engineers and KGB for the coverup at the end, that was the whole point of the court case episodes. Dyatlov is just painted as an asshole because he was probably an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:50:02 2023 No.56889552 >>56889535 >le ebin girlboss you are legit retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:50:32 2023 No.56889560 Yeah buy to close.You are buying and selling at different strikes. You Buy to Close a put at the top of a range before the delta heads back the other way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:51:34 2023 No.56889570 >>56889560 >>56889057 >>56889332 sorry been a busy day

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:51:45 2023 No.56889573 >EIA: US crude oil inventories declined by 4.6 mb to 445 mb Oilsisters, they're short ladder attacking us

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:55:09 2023 No.56889607 https://youtu.be/W2QW--D3Few wait for it nvda mumus gonna shit brix

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:56:50 2023 No.56889628 anyone got link to the AMD event. wanna check on momma su

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:00:46 2023 No.56889678 >>56889628 here it is https://www.amd.com/en/corporate/events/advancing-ai.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:01:00 2023 No.56889680 >>56889507 Along with all other aspects, yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:01:18 2023 No.56889684 File: 1.37 MB, 422x768, IMG_2170.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889628 Domi mommy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:01:48 2023 No.56889687 >>56889678 better yet, a youtube link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfSZqjxsr0M

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:02:29 2023 No.56889691 >>56889628 You know that's just Jensen Huang pretending to be a woman right? He doesn't even wear a wig it's so obvious

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:02:51 2023 No.56889694 File: 522 KB, 828x1457, E3DC783E-3F60-4E0F-B30B-D53EB2EE23BC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889345 But smarty pig

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Dec 6 18:04:34 2023 No.56889708 >>56889694 Yeah, but pigs aren't Kosher.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:05:18 2023 No.56889715 The gap is being filled as we speak. You are about to witness the most spectacular and horrifc financial collapse since the invention of the steam engine. If you know you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:05:20 2023 No.56889716 >>56889691 jensen fears the cpu progression

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Dec 6 18:06:16 2023 No.56889721 >>56889715 That would make sense, since I bought calls for the end of the year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:08:48 2023 No.56889749 >>56889327 That is the most retarded explanation I've heard so far. Cheap oil discourages clean energy use and shorting it just for fefes is insanely risky and expensive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:10:05 2023 No.56889758 is lisa su married or not she looks hot to me right now

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:10:06 2023 No.56889759

You morons. You idiots. None of you have you have thought of a simple idea that takes a bit of networking to do (you're all shy virgins who can't socialize and talk about with older people who have money). I'll tell you guys this idea but none of you milkbreaths can execute.

Business idea:

open an investment firm.

market yourself with consistent, large returns.

as you acquire new customers, use their investment to pay returns to your older customers.

profit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:11:22 2023 No.56889767 GOOG stock unmoved because of le heckin Gemini release. GOOG product line is a shitshow, some big activists should try to get Sundar Pichai to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:12:02 2023 No.56889775 >>56889471 I don't know why anyone watches television these days. The British guy who makes "mini documentaries" in paint on YouTube does a better job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:12:02 2023 No.56889774 >>56889758 >lisa su yuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:12:09 2023 No.56889777 >>56889759 >t. Bernie Madoff

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:12:18 2023 No.56889779 >>56889759 Still can't believe a guy named "Madoff" made off with all the investors' money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:12:38 2023 No.56889785 >>56889607 >just mark up the MSRP thinking we can kill off the scalpers

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:13:03 2023 No.56889792 >>56889775 Also did it weird anyone else out that everyone in the show had British accents? Isn't HBO American? What's going on there? (That's rhetorical I know what's going on.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:13:50 2023 No.56889802 AMD BROS SHE JUST BROUGHT OUT SOME MSFT GLOWIE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:14:04 2023 No.56889803 >>56889792 I wonder if he was jewish

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:14:16 2023 No.56889807 >>56889779 probably just a fake story to scare investors

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:14:21 2023 No.56889808 >>56889767 It hasn't even been released. People with Google accounts say they can't use it yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:14:54 2023 No.56889814 >>56889779 Also Sam the bankman getting fried lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:15:22 2023 No.56889822 >>56889802 WERE CATCHING A BID

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:15:59 2023 No.56889830 File: 9 KB, 345x160, ass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not buying random penny stocks with no research NGMI

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:16:28 2023 No.56889839 damn this is a fucking power crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:16:56 2023 No.56889843 File: 47 KB, 897x564, WTFWT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889822 NADELLAS PLAYING CHESS

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:17:25 2023 No.56889849
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>>56889527

I don't want to do that. I want to flip them for the huge gains that are clearly available.

I want to know how to make degen gambles and 20x my account pls.

>>56889533

Iron condors seem to have a completely terrible R:R ratio. I like OTM butterflies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:17:48 2023 No.56889851 File: 47 KB, 900x506, FexjiCQVQAEqynX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889830 >My MCFNF position I'm never buying penny stocks again

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:17:51 2023 No.56889852 >>56888943 >c3 earnings tonight AH >also GME nobody going to gamble on these 'uns?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:18:33 2023 No.56889861 File: 24 KB, 800x450, and you're laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People holding energy stocks have been hurting the past few months.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:18:40 2023 No.56889863 >>56889830 There must be some merit to the stock, after all they got it listed.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:18:41 2023 No.56889864

>>56889808
It's still going to be a shitshow. Nobody is going to build apps on Gemini because GOOG did what Google does and didn't actually launch a product that you can use
>It's all "coMiNg LaTeR oNcE wE fiGuRe OuT sAfEtY"
By the time they're done lobotomizing it, a better OSS model will become available

Pichai out. Now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:18:46 2023 No.56889865 File: 553 KB, 320x320, 1630607318401.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889839 UNLEASH THE POWER CRAB

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:18:52 2023 No.56889867 >>56889843 >her or... him >nervous laughter ruh roh

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:19:12 2023 No.56889870 >>56889767 Google is basically NFT. They don’t pay dividends and do stock buybacks to meet arbitrary EPS targets so management can be rewarded by diluting your shares with stock based compensation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:19:17 2023 No.56889872 File: 46 KB, 980x541, MOG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NVIDIA JUST GOT MOGGED BY MOMMY LISA

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:19:19 2023 No.56889874 80 bucks guys gimme a good slot pull

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:20:22 2023 No.56889883

>>56889777
>>56889779
Unironically Madoff got the amount of money he did is because he convinced super naive old Hasidic Jews and other super religious Jews to hand him over cash.
There's a stereotype that Jews are smart and good with finance (they are) but Hasidic Jews are a stark exception; Hasidic Jews are fucking retarded. They cannot into finance, fall for scams, and literally have worse standardized math testing scores than Black Americans

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:21:36 2023 No.56889900 >>56889864 Oh yeah if you invest more than a couple minutes into a Google product these days you're fucking retarded. Especially just to use their new model.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:21:45 2023 No.56889904 >>56889849 >tell me how to 20x my account pls. I could but I won't

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:22:21 2023 No.56889913 >>56889851 im still bagholding a tiny amount of HCMC since 2021 i shoudlve sold when i was up 200% but i got greedy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:22:48 2023 No.56889917 File: 1.36 MB, 498x249, casablanca.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889874

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:22:54 2023 No.56889921 >>56889767 >>56889864 Sorry, it's a Jeet company. Once a company is Jeet'd, it's like AIDS. Untreatable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:23:23 2023 No.56889928 >>56889874 CYTO if it dips again

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:23:32 2023 No.56889930 File: 74 KB, 175x207, 164345678987654356789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889195 >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:23:41 2023 No.56889933 >>56889883 I'm honestly not convinced jews are that intelligent to begin with. It's probably East Asians -> Europeans -> brown people -> black people and then jews are as intelligent as whoever they've mixed with

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:23:47 2023 No.56889934

>>56889900
There are certain google products I'm just planning on stop use of altogether. Replacing google search with Perplexity AI is my next task.

But anyways back to the discussion of what a shitshow GOOG's product suite is:

It's an absolute shit show how many disjointed AI products you find when you search on Google's sites about AI. Many of Google's AI products have the same functionality like Bard, Gemini, Vertex, Palm and Bison. It's hundreds of product teams that DO NOT communicate with each other

It might just be a shotgun approach to see what sticks (fair) but it makes it super confusing for customers. Shotgun approach should at least have differences in their products, this is just consistently disjointed product strategy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:24:33 2023 No.56889942 File: 53 KB, 921x504, DRINKJENSENSTEARS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW WILL NVIDIA RECOVER FROM THIS

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:24:48 2023 No.56889948

>>56889921
The only reason MSFT is even investable is because of Satya Nadella. That sweaty white retard before him completely fucked the company for 35 years.
It was also that Indian man who got rid of the most retarded board at the fastest growing startup in the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:24:59 2023 No.56889952 File: 1014 KB, 220x391, 1701445574260941.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889469 Based bottom poster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:25:52 2023 No.56889961 >>56889934 They're just a big corporation that doesn't have the process a big corporation needs to function (they still think they're a startup.) A lot of tech companies mature and then unravel that way.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:26:05 2023 No.56889964

>Bank of Montreal launched the Max SPX 500 4x leveraged ETNs, which tracks four times the total return of the S&P 500. The notes will begin trading under the ticker "XXXX" on Tuesday. It will be the highest leveraged exchange traded product in the U.S., according to CFRA

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:26:06 2023 No.56889965 File: 19 KB, 540x422, IMG_5529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56888895 >wishing that chair was my dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:26:07 2023 No.56889966 File: 864 KB, 836x1600, 1689475916289875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889952 I like the bottom on $LIZ too!

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:26:18 2023 No.56889970
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>>56889872
>equivalent
Anytime anyone says that, you can bet your shiny ass that it ain't. Not that I am biased against AMD. I love their APUs... but they can't compete with NVDA and they are bleeding cash.
Still, good for them. But I wouldn't go near a stock with a P/E of 1000+

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:26:46 2023 No.56889976 >>56889921 Hello dear sexy friend. I kill your full body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:26:55 2023 No.56889978 File: 1.55 MB, 1536x1587, 1684244395783707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889904 why not? I think I am going to do it anyway, would be nice if I had more than one kind of trade to look for, though...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:27:47 2023 No.56889992 >>56889978 You are stupid. Don't trade, it's not for you, this is the best advice anyone will ever give you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:28:08 2023 No.56889997 >>56889942 A new age of corpo wars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:28:29 2023 No.56890008 LISA IS MAKING A HEEL TURN SHES CROSSING HER FAMILY WHO COULDVE PREDICTED THAT WAS THE SWAN

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:28:50 2023 No.56890011

Fucking track pad on my work laptop is wigging out, gotta use the clit on the keyboard. Fucking thing is jittery and jumping the cursor all over the screen, can't get shit done, but I'm stuck in a meeting and can't reboot the damn thing until it's over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:29:22 2023 No.56890016 File: 2.16 MB, 338x610, 1699025893039870.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889966 Checked. What a nice bottom!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:29:28 2023 No.56890020 >>56889948 I'm talking the rank and file. Once your middle managers are H-1B's, they bring in other H-1B's and demand salary kickbacks. No reason to hire for merit or innovate or any of that hard work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:30:08 2023 No.56890026 anyone else own any BLIAQ (toxic blockbuster) off the expert market? caveat emptor plz only apply

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:30:26 2023 No.56890027 >>56890011 should've boughten a macbook

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:30:52 2023 No.56890035
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>>56890011
Heh, had a job interview today and the goddamn MS Teams decided to crash on my twice. Literally cannot catch a break.

Btw, aren't AMDs and NVDAs bosses cousins? Goddamn that's weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:30:53 2023 No.56890036 File: 12 KB, 416x184, ITSOVER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE H100 IS OUTDATED BOOMER TECH

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:31:08 2023 No.56890041 >>56889997 Man a lot of people are selling bullshit.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:31:15 2023 No.56890043

>>56889961
I believe they have this short window of time where they get rid of a ton of dogshit products (remember Google Buzz, lmfao) and try to use some consolidated Generative AI framework like Gemini to integrate into the rest of their products.

They won't do this because it requires firing a ton of people re-hiring, a logistic nightmare

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:31:29 2023 No.56890046 File: 121 KB, 500x470, asosalty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56889992 I am not, though. You are being silly. You sound like you are just vagueposting like a fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:32:16 2023 No.56890053 >>56890036 So what customers are actually going to be buying AMD and NVDA's AI-specific chips? Is OpenAI already NVDA's customer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:33:25 2023 No.56890071 well, kean, sheesh and shera

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:34:14 2023 No.56890082 >>56890053 You mean sisfuq Inc.?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:34:37 2023 No.56890091 so far the best day to sell shot was the amazon sold out day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:37:36 2023 No.56890117 >>56890071 sheesh is off his balls on adderall

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:37:42 2023 No.56890120 >>56889861 Hurting how? I get to buy more cheap XOM

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:37:43 2023 No.56890121 File: 37 KB, 453x561, mogged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And just like that, leather jacket man DISRUPTED by his own family. Savage. It's a doggy dog world.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:39:27 2023 No.56890141

>>56889870
>diluting your shares
GOOGL's net dilution has been negative for each of the past five years.
>NFT
There's some truth in that: insiders control Alphabet because they have class B shares with disproportionate voting power. It's an unusual structure.

But if you own shares of common stock, the US legal system entitles you to part of Alphabet Inc.'s equity. That could be worth real money in the case of a merger or liquidation. The US legal system also pressures the company's leadership to work for your benefit (fiduciary duty), even if you own the class C shares with zero voting power.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:39:53 2023 No.56890148 File: 64 KB, 474x711, 1653027443299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890053 Data centres and companies that pay for compute like runpod and AWS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:41:16 2023 No.56890164 >>56890120 >cheap Not yet.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:41:33 2023 No.56890168
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>>56890121
>Good women CEOs don't exi-
Heh, dabs on the entirety of /biz/ while looking all dapper and shit.
Actually surprising that AMD is in the red today. Almost as if the market doesn't believe that AMD's products can stack up to NVDA's
>>56890148
Looks alright... for a 3D

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:43:21 2023 No.56890185 >>56890168 its just red because nvda is dumping and the etfs and what not

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:44:15 2023 No.56890198 >>56890043 I've seen companies do that. Verisign did something similar 15 years or so ago. That's probably why Buffet owns a lot of it now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:44:25 2023 No.56890200 Mommy Lisa on full cope comparing the H100 to her new shit. When the H200 is about to replace it anyway and the H100 probably still does better with Nvidias software stack+CPUs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:45:52 2023 No.56890218 >>56890148 going in the fap folder

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:47:21 2023 No.56890234 >>56890218 >having a "fap folder"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:49:00 2023 No.56890250 File: 289 KB, 200x200, wash_face.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890218 >fap folder Your w-w-what? Hmm, seems I was right for now. Oil seems to have found its bottom and stopped falling. XOM went right through its support though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:50:09 2023 No.56890262 File: 30 KB, 758x392, ripnvda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH MY GOD SHES TWISTING THE KNIFE

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Dec 6 18:53:14 2023 No.56890283 Anybody know what price the federal reserve starts accumulating oil for the petroleum reserve?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:54:23 2023 No.56890292 File: 2.72 MB, 638x360, birdwhalebait.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890283

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:54:27 2023 No.56890293 File: 525 KB, 736x813, Black besuited Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890218 >having only one "fap folder" Organize your life, anon. This is financial advice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:55:06 2023 No.56890297 >>56890283 Only after you sell. There is no said price they're waiting for you to sell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:56:07 2023 No.56890306 >SHOT lol. lmao even

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:57:18 2023 No.56890321 SAVE on the move finally

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Dec 6 18:57:29 2023 No.56890326 >>56890297 so we even need a petroleum reserve? isn't the military is going green to meet our climate pledge goals anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:57:32 2023 No.56890327 >>56890306 I warned you. I warned you, dawg, about Boomers!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:58:00 2023 No.56890330 File: 171 KB, 473x389, 1701372721447078.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just ate a donut, and it was delicious, so stocks better start gong up again soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:00:56 2023 No.56890368 Just ordered a new Dell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:01:28 2023 No.56890376 >>56890368 Why? Buying new computers is a waste of money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:01:44 2023 No.56890380 >>56890326 The US military has a top secret program to recruit troons and install new DARPA designed devices in that turn dilations into energy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:02:21 2023 No.56890387 >>56888877 >BOIL >>BOIL >BOIL >2026 how low can it go?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:02:43 2023 No.56890392 >>56890306 Ye, it's literally just fruits like kiwis and apples which makes alcohol dehydrogenase and aldehyde dehydrogenase 2 work faster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:03:00 2023 No.56890396 File: 351 KB, 2160x1620, IMG_2656.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys should invest in AYRWF >It would be the kynd thing to do

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:03:03 2023 No.56890398 >>56890330 Why can't I find DNKN on Etrade?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:03:17 2023 No.56890400 >>56890326 Baggot you are a bonobo

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:04:04 2023 No.56890409 >>56890392 There's no way people don't end up in jail at the end of this. It's straight up fraud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:04:49 2023 No.56890419 Oilbros $69 was truly the bottom, we're back!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:04:54 2023 No.56890421 File: 128 KB, 1519x301, IMG_2657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >CANNABIS

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:04:58 2023 No.56890423

>>56890398
>In October 2020 Dunkin' Brands stated that the company was in conversation with Inspire Brands, a private equity-backed company, negotiating to sell the company.[40] Inspire Brands announced on Saturday, October 31, 2020, that they would be acquiring Dunkin' Brands Group for $11.3 billion, which would include Dunkin' Brands' debt that Inspire Brands would be taking on. Inspire would pay $106.50 in cash for each of Dunkin' Brands' shares.[41] On December 15, 2020, the acquisition was completed, and Dunkin' Brands ceased to exist as a separate company, with Dunkin', Baskin-Robbins, and the trademark management of Mister Donut, becoming part of Inspire Brands.[42]

DNUT (Krispy Kreme) is still public though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:06:03 2023 No.56890434 >>56890398 I bought mine at the grocery store

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:06:12 2023 No.56890438 >>56890326 The military is going gay too meet the climate goals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:06:19 2023 No.56890441 >>56890423 Fuck. Krispy Kreme isn't the same. I wanted to own the cheap breakfast sandwiches on English muffins and the cute girls that flirt with you through the drive through window.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:06:48 2023 No.56890444 >>56890409 Trust the soience

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:07:25 2023 No.56890452 File: 122 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890423 >its not al anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:07:55 2023 No.56890458 >>56890441 >cute girls that flirt with you through the drive through window This is a myth. Please stop spreading it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:07:59 2023 No.56890459 >>56890423 dunkin too good of a company to be public

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:08:21 2023 No.56890465 Putin goes to Saudi for high level meetings >Oil dumps hard Giga happenings just around the corner.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:09:25 2023 No.56890477

>>56890387
Don't know but I've already said I expected NATGAS to test 2.50 and maybe wind up down below 2 again ultimately. Unless I see a really good looking setup with interesting fundamental info to back it I'm just a spectator until a tentative projection of Spring/Summer transition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:09:32 2023 No.56890478 >>56890458 idk it definitely happens to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:10:12 2023 No.56890487 >CCJ >UEC >UUUU W T F was that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:10:35 2023 No.56890491 File: 218 KB, 2160x1620, IMG_2658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:10:57 2023 No.56890494 Anyone else slurped a fuckload of BAT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:11:04 2023 No.56890500 brap seems like a buy here

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:11:59 2023 No.56890512 Did I actually manage to call the exact top on COIN? That's two in a row!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:12:01 2023 No.56890513 >>56888866 based bobo

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:12:08 2023 No.56890516 File: 121 KB, 906x727, 1681924082984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i hate stocks

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Dec 6 19:12:15 2023 No.56890519 >>56890458 When I was in college I got the phone number of this cute blonde chick who was working a drive thru at McDonalds. Ended up fucking her a few times before I fucked everything up by being an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:12:43 2023 No.56890522 >>56888888

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:12:47 2023 No.56890525 >>56890409 How is it fraud? Can't they just slap a "statements not evaluated by the FDA" sticker on it just like how all the "immune boosters" which are just ginger and shit do it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:12:54 2023 No.56890526 PLEASE HEAL OIL MOSHE STOCKSTEIN JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE THING BEFORE THE YEARS FUCKING OVER

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:13:03 2023 No.56890527 File: 222 KB, 1024x1024, _815fd987-8749-4d9c-bac9-ff5e5b857ed9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890500

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:13:10 2023 No.56890532 >>56890512 Rotation into HOOD I bet

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:13:16 2023 No.56890536 >>56890519 I'm always afraid to actually try and get their phone number so I just enjoy the moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:14:50 2023 No.56890564 >>56890536 Stop putting militaitons on yourself. Stop self sabotaging. Just stop thinking and do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:15:23 2023 No.56890574 >>56890459 Many such cases. I would fucking KILL to buy chic fil a stock. It would be my entire folio.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:15:41 2023 No.56890577 >>56889146 the oil cycle is not going to save you on energy, i am sorry to report. nuclear will ride to the rescue but it's gonna take a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:16:30 2023 No.56890586 File: 305 KB, 498x336, 1700284404358008.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I haven't known what to buy since October

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:16:55 2023 No.56890594

>>56890522
The way I did fivrr in college was I did an initial "unit" (I can't remember what they called them... product? deliverable?) where I'd write UML for everything and then I'd do more where I charged per class.
It was pretty great but my prices were low enough I was *way* underpaid for what I was doing.
Also the site is an absolute bitch to use and you have to fight with the algorithm for attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:17:48 2023 No.56890602 >>56890458 simply stop pulling up in your old ass honda to buy a sugary drink that only girls are supposed to like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:18:09 2023 No.56890612 >>56890586 MSOX AYRWF MSOS GTBIF IIPR

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:18:18 2023 No.56890618 >>56890564 idk I'm like that when I'm drunk. I've tried being drunk in public but that usually just ends with me walking into abandoned commercial buildings that happen to be unlocked for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:18:36 2023 No.56890619 >>56889137 >>56889189 Blessed/based RB posters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:18:40 2023 No.56890620 >>56890586 TSLY

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:19:26 2023 No.56890631 Now that the science irrefutably proves the relevance of dividends it might be time to get serious about investing >>56885821 >>56885821 >>56885821

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:19:26 2023 No.56890630 >>56890586 The CLS dip

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:19:39 2023 No.56890633 File: 195 KB, 1080x1225, 1701679635545718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890586 then by everything

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:19:55 2023 No.56890638 File: 62 KB, 473x389, 1673744255047943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890602 What? The only drive thrus I go to are fast food, and I always get the biggest burger or chicken sandwich they make Also I drive a VW

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:20:53 2023 No.56890651 >>56890519 A lot of meat went through those burgers before & after you, Baggie. I wouldn't regret it too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:21:32 2023 No.56890660 THIS IS LIKE THE FOURTH DAY OF SITTING AT 4566 DO SOMETHING, YOU JUST DOUBLE TOPPED AND KEEP FAILING HIGHER, BREAK LOWER ALREADY Aaaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:21:44 2023 No.56890666 >>56890638 >Also I drive a VW Everyone I've met who drives those is either a woman or a manlet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:22:39 2023 No.56890675 >>56890526 This but unironically but also ironically

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:23:21 2023 No.56890682 File: 285 KB, 708x885, 1618719645666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890666 Fuck off satan. I'm not a woman and I'm not a manlet

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:23:31 2023 No.56890683 >>56890638 i can't think of a fast food chain where there's any hope the window girls would think favorably of a customer. at least with coffee it's forgivable. VW's not exactly the step up she's looking for.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Dec 6 19:26:12 2023 No.56890712 >>56890651 I don't have any regrets. We were both pretty young, and I was even more immature than I am now. It was fun while it lasted, and if it hadn't ended I would have missed out on even better sex and finding my Gookfu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:26:55 2023 No.56890716 File: 149 KB, 1365x1365, gookfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890712 >my Gookfu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:27:23 2023 No.56890720 >>56890683 >>56890682 >>56890666 >https://youtu.be/eNvME8vfGSU?feature=shared Lmao Volkswagen go brrrrr

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:27:55 2023 No.56890727 File: 459 KB, 475x431, average asian.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890716 how hard is it to find a good one when there are literal billions

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:29:34 2023 No.56890743 >TOS web chart isn't showing anything other than the daily and monthly or longer wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:30:23 2023 No.56890752 File: 1.94 MB, 1563x1755, 1686145701285088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just came back from errands and gas was like $2.80/gal what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:30:52 2023 No.56890757 File: 386 KB, 840x1200, 106183138_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My horrible TLT trade with an average of $97 is almost back to even ex dividend. Thank you ACKman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:33:49 2023 No.56890776 I have to wonder how someone who is this retarded can even get half a million to invest in the first place

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:35:08 2023 No.56890780 File: 145 KB, 828x1792, z1kfipd98p4c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have to wonder how someone who is this retarded can even get half a million to invest in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:35:34 2023 No.56890788 >>56890752 RBOB is down almost 4% on the day

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:37:44 2023 No.56890808 >>56890788 Hell yeah I'm gonna go do some donuts in my truck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:37:47 2023 No.56890809 File: 138 KB, 737x1165, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890780 Is that a screenshot of a screenshot?

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:38:16 2023 No.56890818
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>>56888930
I just buy everything. When anon are posting about buying precious metals and the next Great Depression I buy. When anon are talking about the Golden Bull and jumping through hoops to explain why it will never go down I take profits and take a break.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:39:41 2023 No.56890835 File: 11 KB, 447x378, 1412677291250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890818 Astoundingly based.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:39:46 2023 No.56890837

>>56890757
imo, le markets have put way too much faith and especially way too much credit into ACKmans muh short covering announcement.
as if covering your short at a round number (equivalent) of 5% is some genius 500 iq move.
instead what the market is interpreting (and hoping for since) is that ACKmans actions were a veiled marching order by TPTB that a return to QE as well as easy money policies is imminent.
Like... imminently imminent.

So far, this Fed policy switch has not occurred, yet it has been discounted heavily by the market so far. The 10y yield is trading at a discount of well over 100 bps to the Fed funds rate.
Markets are expecting the Fed to return to QE and easy money policies without the economy being deep into a recessions. The reasoning pretty much comes down to "just pump my bags lol ok?"

A recipe for disaster in process.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:39:52 2023 No.56890839 File: 66 KB, 563x908, No Idea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890809 No idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:41:00 2023 No.56890856 >>56890716 No excuse for teeth like that these days. What is this guys problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:41:16 2023 No.56890859 GOD DAMN TOS GRAPHING ISN'T FUCKING UPDATING!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:41:54 2023 No.56890870 >>56890856 british or jewish, probably both

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:41:58 2023 No.56890871 >>56890720 cheating the bullshit diesel rules is based.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:42:48 2023 No.56890885 >>56890780 >>56890809 >>56890839 >le printer gonna runneth any momenth noweth >IT JUST WILLETH, OKAYETH?!?!?!?!? the screenshot

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:43:12 2023 No.56890894 >>56890837 I still don't get why anyone other than banks that need collateral to back their other crap even bother with long term treasuries. I look at my shitheap of medium term 1 year treasuries and feel uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:43:44 2023 No.56890908 >>56890885 im actually pretty exceited to see how the gme call goes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:44:04 2023 No.56890912 File: 192 KB, 408x424, 1695236200279712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw FOMC is next week

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:44:05 2023 No.56890914 File: 117 KB, 842x902, Welcome2 Nigga Town Sword Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are YOU ready for power hour?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:44:29 2023 No.56890921 File: 60 KB, 584x960, 1595972933200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890912 >MFW

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:44:44 2023 No.56890923
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>>56890839
You can see that there's a clock and battery on top of another clock and battery, so it looks like someone viewed someone else's screenshot on their phone, in full screen... and then took a screenshot of that. Was that someone (You)?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:45:40 2023 No.56890944 >>56890856 He good be a complete chad with just a few reps a day and some braces. Where is his mom? Mine and my sister practically forced me to get fit and fix my teeth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:46:25 2023 No.56890954 File: 655 KB, 664x518, 1631546532743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56890923 Zoomers are really out here just taking 9:16 portrait screenshots of everything. Embarrassing.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:47:09 2023 No.56890966

>>56890894
What I don't understand is who of sound mind would want to buy longer term debt at a discount to the Fed funds rate WANTING to hold it to maturity.
No, they are buying at a discount 100% expecting that they can unload their bags well before maturity onto someone willing to pay an even higher price. Which would only be the Fed and that would mean a return to infinite (I'll buy at any price) QE.
What we're seeing in the debt market is a full retard YOLO bet on imminent infinite QE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:49:11 2023 No.56890988 >>56890923 >>56890954 it was from the amc cope subreddit so yeah, some retard zoomer with half a million from either his inheritance or an overpaid tech job that dumped it into meme stocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:49:25 2023 No.56890991 >>56890966 Ah of course, that makes sense. I wondered exactly how that moral hazard would manifest. What a shit show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:50:03 2023 No.56890995 File: 30 KB, 224x225, 1655668583797.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's go some place where no one knows who I am anymore >>56888874 >>56888874 >>56888874

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:50:12 2023 No.56890998 >>56890966 >What we're seeing in the debt market is a full retard YOLO bet on imminent infinite QE. They are also betting against the dedollarization trend

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:50:27 2023 No.56891002 >>56890988 Am I wrong, though? Screenshots full of gallery "next image" artifacts and half the resolution of the source. Shameful.

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Dec 6 19:51:27 2023 No.56891015

It has come to my attention that there are hedge funds (hedgies), who have considerable short positions in the company Safety Shot. These (hedgies) must pay for their crimes, and we are going to short squeeze safety shot's stock $SHOT to $100s of dollars in January or February.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:52:50 2023 No.56891045 >>56890998 >fewer dollars means more demand for dollar debt I'm still hungover. Maybe that's why I'm struggling so much with bond stuff today. This one isn't making sense to me either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:53:51 2023 No.56891059 >>56891015 This is why I bought options instead of selling it short like the other bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 20:32:24 2023 No.56891550 >>56890998 Can you please elaborate on this?

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