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Uncle died and i found a large gold stash under his bed

How do i cash this out without the IRS knowing? Its a large amount, talking several kilos

>> No.56883149

>>56883132
Incremental "cash for gold" withdrawals over the span of 10 years

>> No.56883172
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56883172

>>56883132
Don't cash it out.

>> No.56883188

>>56883132
> How do i cash this out
Only an absolute, brain dead, shit for brains retard would cash it out.

>> No.56883196

>>56883132
Don't cash it +1

>> No.56883202

Many fake ids and many pawn shops

>> No.56883211

Craigslist?
Do local coin shops even do 1099s when you sell to them?

>> No.56883366

>>56883132
shitty bait thread but ill bite, 1 trade all the gold your uncle had for gold coin like modern gold eagles, Krug's or pre 33 double eagles in private so that the irs cant make the connection between your new gold and the uncles old gold ,2 don't spend your gold on stuff that can disappear quickly or provide a trail that can lead back to you like spending your gold on food or water, that's what cash is for, only trade your gold coins in private for long lasting assets like fertile land or house property, once you have that land grow your own weed ,that's ones just a" throw shit at the wall and see if it sticks" idea, but never spend your gold on silly things like cocaine and hookers ,gold is savings that never lose value so treat it like cash under your mattress ,and if you can secure your future ,pass on your gold to your next autistic kin that knows how to be smart so they don't fuck up and spend the gold at a pawn shop for under spot like a dumbass when you die

>> No.56883615

>>56883132
If you’re going to be a retard and trade it out for fiat, l’ll buy it all from you.

>> No.56883633

>>56883132
Drop your address, ill send some boyz over. To buy it from you.

>> No.56883646

>>56883132
Just wait for the federal government to collapse. Should only be another six years or so.

>> No.56883652

>>56883633
homo. why is /biz/ full of faggots and troons.

>> No.56883667

>>56883132
Show us the gold faget. pretending im not some hyperjew from PMG

>> No.56883710

Fly to Hong Kong or Switzerland. Visit bank. Sell gold. Open numbered account.

>> No.56883723

>>56883652
If I see the Chainlink troon thread again I'm going to vomit