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>> No.56876415

withdraw everything and book it

>> No.56876416

>>56876400
currently shidding, keep shidding

>> No.56876419
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56876419

>>56876400
Buy my mom a house she deserves it.

>> No.56876423

>>56876400
Kilo of cocaine and limousine full of escorts

>> No.56876432

Cut my throat and die rich.

>> No.56876433

>>56876400
Buy more BTC

>> No.56876439

>>56876400
Buy 250k worth of Chainlink immediately. If price goes down under $10 then buy more Chainlink with rest of 750k.

>> No.56876457

>>56876400
call the bank and ask what the fuck they're doing

>> No.56876470

but a cheap but reliable car

>> No.56876480

>>56876400
Wire into my fidelity account, all in on SPYD 4% dividend

>> No.56876538

All in ftx

>> No.56876544

I actually have $1M in BTC/ETH.
If I did nothing I would get to $5M ~ $7M easy peasy in 2025.

but I got greedy. I gambled 40% of ETH/BTC into shitcoins because I wanna get to $10M+ easy

I hope my shitcoins will moon in 2025

>> No.56876551
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56876551

Pay tax

>> No.56876600

>>56876400
sell btc

>> No.56876619

>>56876400
pay taxes on it immediately so i dont spend too much and owe

>> No.56876639

>>56876480
Only correct answer.

>> No.56876643

>>56876419
What about your dad?

>> No.56876792

>>56876619
>gets 1M into his account of unknown origin
>immediatly wants to pay taxes on it
Holy shit how buck broken are you people

>> No.56876848

>>56876400
Take vacation and quit my job.

>> No.56876863
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>>56876400

>>56876637

>> No.56876882

>>56876400
TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME

>> No.56876884

>>56876419
Holy based

>> No.56876907

>>56876400
Buy BTC

>> No.56876924

>>56876400
Immediately withdraw it.

>> No.56876929

>>56876439
Basically this but slightly less responsible
$500k in Link
$250k for if Link dips
$150k just for savings account and other investments
$100k to play with, probably take my friends for a vacation trip

>> No.56876990

>>56876400
Go all in on CSPR.

>> No.56876999

$500k into BTC, $500k into ETH

>> No.56877013

>>56876400
Pay off my mortgage, all in link with the rest.

>> No.56877017
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>>56876480
poopoo

>> No.56877145

>>56876929
>>56876439
Notice how no fudders pop up when the OP doesnt mention chainlink?
>>56876400
400k house
Dress up the garage nice
Benelli m4

>> No.56877277

Immediately jerk off so I have post-nut clarity.

>> No.56877299

>>56876400
Immediately spend it, on gold or a house. I'm not allowed to have more than 6k in savings or I lose my benefits.

>> No.56877414

>>56876999
Checked

>> No.56877428

>>56876400
Buy 50000 AVAX

>> No.56877511

>>56876423
this
but also
>>56877277

>> No.56877587

>>56876400
I'd buy a £400K house, give £200K to my parents so my mum can at least retire, then I'd put £300K in SPY, £50K in gold, 1 BTC, and a Burberry coat

>> No.56877596

>>56876400
Emergency food, water, power, PMs, etc. unless I already have a very good investment opportunity lined up, but even then how much of 1Mil would I really put in anyway?
I guess I'm comfy enough to risk half. "Risk" because I've seen good projects take a hit of sorts due to an exchange having trouble or some other relevant service being hacked.
As long as you've got the mind for investment research you might as well keep doing it, so 1Mil is just another (big) step along the way.

>> No.56877615

>>56876544
For your sake, I hope so too.

>> No.56877621

>>56876400
real state 3 places to rent and 1 to live as a parasite landlord neet yes im an europoor

>> No.56877640

>>56876400
Buy LINK

>> No.56877645

>>56876400
Buy the max amount of GME that computershare lets you buy

>> No.56877707

>>56876400
Take $500k into spy. Take the other $500k and buy 4 2bd apartments at $400k each with a $100k down payment and rent them out or Airbnb them to pay the mortgage. $100k for closing costs, repairs and backup cash in case I need to make up a month or so in rent here and there
Refinance in 2 years when interest rates drop again

>> No.56877750

>>56876400
Buy Monero

>> No.56877764

Id just give 90% to the IRS and 10% as a donation to Israel because I’m a very good goy. I’d also go ask my boss for a demotion and less pay at work.

>> No.56877789

>>56876544
Don't be like this retard... Having a gambling mindset with 1 million is pure retardation... Even with less it's retarded because it shows what kind of person you are so even if you "make" it you'll be depressed and still be retarded and get into drugs and low inhibition hobbies like suicide and hookers and satanism.

>> No.56877808

>>56877707
>>56877645
>>56877640
>>56877621
>>56877596
>>56877587
>>56877428
>>56877299
Arrested. You failed

>> No.56877833

>>56877764
BUT WHAT ABOUT UKRAINE?

>> No.56877841

>>56876400
Pay rent

>> No.56877865

>>56876400
>>56876433
>>56876544
>>56876600
>>56876999
>>56877277
>>56877299
>>56877511
>>56877833
Fuckton of digits going unchecked in here

>> No.56878050

>>56876400

~ 100K : Me, my mom and my sister's student loans

~ 100K : Total remaining on my parent's mortgages, two houses

100K : Cash Savings

100K : Personal shit, a nice vacation, new PC. Not a car lmao

200K : Babby's first stock portfolio

200K : PMs and unironic off-the-grid stuff, fixing up some property we already own up north

200K : BTC & ETH

>> No.56878161

>>56876400
It sounds boring but I'd probably just buy a house, if its in USD I could buy a smaller condo and still have like half a mill left over. I'd probably reinvest most of it , buy a better car, nothing crazy though and keep like 50k liquid just to fuck around with.

>> No.56878362

>>56876432
wtf? looooooooool

>> No.56878497

>immediately quit my job
>buy a private caribbean island with small villa (better position than pacific)
>boat to get to mainland
>junker car in storage for when I’d prefer to drive manually
>retire with modest standards chilling 24/7

>> No.56878520

>>56878497
Ranjeet, you're not getting a Caribbean island that you can live on and a boat with a million dollars.

>> No.56878715

I wake up.

>> No.56878725
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>>56876480
>SPYD 4%
Wait doesn't the sp500 dividend one pay like 2%?
What about SCHAB?

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>>56877789
>hobbies like suicide

>> No.56879908
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>>56876882
hell yeah brother

>> No.56880472
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56880472

One million dollars worth of $KAVA.

I am not joking.

>> No.56881283

>>56876400
I withdraw immediately and try to escape the country before the bank tries to get their money back

>> No.56881864

>>56876400
invest it. turn it into $100k
invest that. turn it into $10k

>> No.56881901

Probably email a few adult actresses and see if they would be interested in dating/marrying. First choice would be May Thai or Kimmy Kimm.

>> No.56881944

I would buy a 2024 Case 580sv wide-track backhoe, and as much rural, undeveloped land as possible with the rest

>> No.56881971
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>>56876400
By physical silver, and gold half each. Fuck crypto, bonds, and stocks.

>> No.56881987
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>>56881944
This is my second option.

>> No.56882096

>>56876439
For me, $500K Link, $250K for my parents and $250K for me (which might go to buying more Link). I've been holding for a gazillion years. I want to live.

>> No.56882201

>>56876400
Pay off my loan shark debts, secure my parents financially and help others out of debt
No one should have to live like this

>> No.56882621

>>56876400
term deposit so i never have to work again.

>> No.56882850

>>56882621
Would ~$50,000/year be total freedom from work for life? You would want to only spend $30,000/year and reinvest the rest into the deposit to try and outpace inflation and cover taxes also when interests rates nose dive for a few years you're going to get arse raped..

>> No.56882888
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>>56876400
Leverage

>> No.56882981

15% into savings, then take a nap

>> No.56882987

>>56876400
Open a skating rink with a bar in the middle

>> No.56883020

>>56876400
all-in xrp
the rest in xlm

>> No.56883430

Buy 30 acres of land, build a small ranch or cabin with a bunker beneath, then live there and gradually go insane

>> No.56883584

>>56876400
Ape it all into BTC