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Dropping some actual alpha for you faggots because I've done pretty well so far in this run.

1. Elon is going to send a mini satellite (cube-sat) called DOGE-1 to the fucking moon, literally. It's gonna be used to shill whatever he wants and the whole thing will be live streamed.

2. The mission is named DOGE-1 and it's been in the works since 2021

3. Geometric Energy Corporation is gonna run the mission

4. The DOGE-1 cubesat launch is currently scheduled for 12 January 2024

5. BTC ETF slated for approval between Jan 8-10

What do you think will happen with all that mass media attention on BTC alongside a literal DOGE on the moon anon?


Sauce

1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge-1
2. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1391523807148527620
3. https://geometricenergy.ca/space
4. https://investors.intuitivemachines.com/news-releases/news-release-details/intuitive-machines-sets-january-2024-historic-us-lunar-mission
5. https://x.com/JSeyff/status/1730606890319532389?s=20

>> No.56870486
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>>56870468
THEY'RE SENDING DOGE TO $1

>> No.56870487

Shut the fuck up, OP, I want to keep stuffing my bags in silence

>> No.56870501

I know Sam Reid, he's a serial scammer. GEC simps are going to get rekt by Scameul all over again
Remember XI?
Remember RHO?
Remember that time they partnered with a child molester? (cyotee)
Remember RENA?
Remember ITS?
Remember BETA?
Remember GAMMA?
Remember all the shitty NFT projects?

These guys are scumbags, don't give them your (yous)

>> No.56870544

The dog is about to die to. An RIP tweet from Elon and news coverage will move it

>> No.56870598

>>56870501

Even if the launch is delayed / canceled / blows up mid air

Retail will yolo on the "bitcoin" of memecoins via robinhood and coinbase as usual when BTC ETF media hype gets frothy

It's up only anon

>> No.56870637
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Suck my BSV Elon

>> No.56870664

Low earth orbit is nowhere near the moon

>> No.56870719

>>56870468
>it explodes in the ozone layer
>-99% on the daily candle

>> No.56871004

>>56870719
imagine every headline talking about a rocket explosion and thinking the candle isnt going to be +10000%

>> No.56872215

DOGE may benefit but the real token is $Xi, this is the token geometric energy corporation, the actual company that’s company funding the launch. Anywho, I’m not here to shill and I’m too lazy to connect the dots for you.

>> No.56872265

>>56870468
It's going to drop to 1c after the launch just like it dropped from 80c to 11c after Elon's Saturday night live event.
You fucksters are a fucking joke if you still back this shitty bidencoin

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>>56870501
I don't remember, no, haven't heard of none of these and I have been around cryptos since 2017. People should really think who they are following blindly and where, not spend time in echo chambers.

>> No.56872646

none of this shit even matter. doge doesnt need Elon or any other bullshit

it pumps regardless.