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>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report FY22
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>GameStop Investor & NFT Site
investor.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (+ see legacy):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>56856135

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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>>56863366
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.195 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~75.4 (18.85) million shares 25% total held by Aug. 31, 2023, ~76.6 (19.15) by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 914.187B, 91P = 10.046B per (roughly)
End of Nov Thursday RRP: 887.822B, 95P = 9.345B per (roughly)
Start of Dec Friday RRP: 768.543B, 90P = 8.539B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q2 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20206/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20216/html
>Q3 on Dec. 6th

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>> No.56863437

>>56863366
>use my fake threads that I'm spamming
No

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>>56863366
checked

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56863442

This one's legit.

>> No.56863504
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56863504

Capitulate now hedgies or I will be forced to higher an elite team of muscle men to hunt you down and jerk you off into submission.

>> No.56863506

>>56863366
Just woke up, seems like a good day for GME.

>> No.56863514

>>56863366
Reminder that tripfag baker is meltdown faggot who id hops to puppet both sides of the conversation.

>> No.56863542
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update

>>56863437
>>56863514
seethe more faggot

>> No.56863548
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56863548

kek ledgies

>> No.56863562

>Spamming/Flooding

>> No.56863571

>>56863289
>>56863115
>>56863366
>>56863469
samefag

>> No.56863586

Bitcoin : $40,000
GME : $16 over 1000 days later

Holy fucking shit LMFAO

>> No.56863587

I just post in whatever thread that I think has the coolest pic, and green’s my favorite color

>> No.56863614

>>56863437
>>56863514
>>56863571
post again and prove you're not samefagging please

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>> No.56863622

my posts
>>56863544
>>56863526

>>56863571
you're a faggot

>> No.56863663

>>56863587
Green is bezt!

>> No.56863679

>>56863614
>>56863622
Bot posts

>> No.56863682

>>56863663
Waaaagh!

>> No.56863707

kek dumbfuck baggies

>> No.56863718

>>56863614
I don’t ever samefag. Rarely I’ll get an additional id if my phone is unranged and I’m actively posting but I never pretend to be multiple anons unlike both tripfag and the french guy

>> No.56863835

Yeah I'm thinking spamming/flooding.
/thread

>> No.56863867

>>56863542
They sure have been getting cranky since we broke out of that triangle.

>> No.56863869

>>56863562
>>56863718
>>56863835
Announcing a report or sage is against the rules

>> No.56863888

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>> No.56863947

>>56863869
I never said I reported anyone dumbfuck baggie.

>> No.56863996
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56863996

CAM ON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GO FAK YOU HEDGE CUNTS

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>>56863869
i just uh-oh stinky'd this post

>> No.56864029

>>56863384
Monday RRP: 815.847B, 84P = 9.712B per (roughly)

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>>56863514
>>56863571
>>56863586
>>56863614
>>56863622
>>56863679
>>56863707
>>56863718
>>56863835
>>56863947
POOOOOOOOO

>> No.56864037

>17 $

>> No.56864055

>>56864029
That's up a bit isn't it?

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posting porn to trigger moes ass

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>>56864037
Bigger.

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>> No.56864099
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56864099

That guy who sold 17.30 calls is going to get assigned in about an hour.

>> No.56864105 [DELETED] 

>>56864058
>coomerposting a mutilated jewcock with a tattoo'd asian whore with bleached hair
the absolute state of baggies

>> No.56864134

>>56864099
>"That guy who sold 17.30 calls is going to get assigned in about an hour."
>assigned on a position i don't even have
>doesn't know the difference between selling a call and shorting a call
baggies...

>> No.56864149

>>56864058
>>56864069
>>56864089
You can't post that

>> No.56864151
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56864151

kek baggies

>> No.56864258

>>56864099
>>56864134
sorry but i just need to keep kekking you for being such a massive retard
>"bro you sold your call at 17.30... your strike is 17.30... you will get assigned if GME goes to 17.30 in about an hour"
>"yes, i know what options are... redditors taught me"
>"no, i haven't checked the options chain... why?"
>"no, i don't know what a strike price is... why?"
>"no, i didn't check the expiration date on the option you sold... what's that?"
imagine being this desperate
thanks for the $400 and daily reminder that your money paid for my new pedal
>inb4 "he only heckin made $400 in a week buying 1 call while kekking my bags, instead of holding shares through a 3 year downtrend"
it's joever
enjoy another no forward guidance earnings call KEK

>> No.56864278

They've re-tasked the /pol/ spammers to spamming us instead, I feel honored.

>> No.56864294

>>56864055
just a little bit, but still lower than last weeks average. RRP seems like it will step down, hover, step down, hover, repeat

>> No.56864302
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56864302

It would be so wonderful if earnings this week will launch the stock price straight through the hedgie line of chicanery so fucking hard that any future can kicking will be impossible. Seriously hedge funds, I'm sick of your shit. Roll over and die NOW. Fucking give it up already.

>> No.56864347

>>56864302
The hedge funds don’t know you exist little guy, you imagined their involvement. They’re enjoying their lives unrelated to your poor decisions. You’re insignificant, nothing.

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>>56864258
Your strike price was under $14 and valid until January. You probably already got assigned which is why you're in here crying.

>>56819759

>> No.56864381

>>56864258
also reminder that i WILL wait for the earnings dump and subsequent month-long downtrend to sub-$10 before buying another call and waiting for the next sympathy-pump to $14 as this jewstock continues its descent

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>>56864347
>1 pbtid about a stock he doesn't hold
every time. hedge fund intern hands typed this btw

>> No.56864439

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/18apa3b/schwab_restricting_buys_and_spreading_lies/
The absolute state.

>> No.56864452

>>56864396
Incel freakJtt8td

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>56864347
Says the hedge fund cock holster

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>>56864439
I can confirm they're treating GME like an OTC stock (because of liquidity issues?) for me as well.

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>>56864439
look at these faggot mods saying it’s “normal”. jesus fucking christ how comped that sub reddit has become

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>>56864374
>"IBKR charges their commission fee when opening a position, not when closing"
>"this simply must be true... or else i get BTFO"
okay let's say in your baggieverse scenario i shorted this contract when it traded at 5.00
go check the price you redditbrained nigger
IV already started dropping
>"but you got heckin assigned"
>"somebody exercised their call option over a month early, uh just because... and YOU got assigned on it"
>baggie can't do the basic math to figure out at what price the stock would have to be trading at right now for a 100 share short position at 13.75 to be underwater after collecting 500 in premium
dear god...
you need to go back nigger

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Still Holding.

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>>56863366
sick digits

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>>56864536
Still Holding! x4

>> No.56864579

>>56864499
>somebody exercised their call option over a month early, uh just because
People do that shit all the time with GME, this is not a normal stock.
>and YOU got assigned on it
Clearly, or you wouldn't be so mad.

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>>56864499
assigned AND asspained
right in the callussy

>> No.56864601

>>56864579
>baggie can't do the basic math to figure out at what price the stock would have to be trading at right now for a 100 share short position at 13.75 to be underwater after collecting 500 in premium
>conveniently ignores this
hello?
tell me how much in the red i would currently be if you were right about everything else you said
thanks dawg

>> No.56864618

>>56864601
Why not just post screenshots to shut him up? Unless...

>> No.56864654

>>56864618
he literally did it himself right here >>56864374 you blind nigger
what other screenshot do you want, me spending $400? kek
let me guess this is the same faggot asking for pics of my cock to confirm i fuck slampigs

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>>56864488 checked
>this is frustrating but kosher
>frustrating but kosher
>butt kosher
>kosher
its all so fucking tiring

>> No.56864669

https://x.com/planetreporthq/status/1731483943868796956?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Well isn’t THIS convenient for earnings

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>>56864669
Packet losses back on the menu

>> No.56864699

>>56864669
Nigger this shit was "supposed" to fuck shit up on the 1st and nothing happened. Earths jewish Kvetching Field is too strong for the waves to penetrate.

>> No.56864728

>>56864258
Like a gaming pedal for larping as a racecar driver in your gaming room? Kek fat nigger faggot

>> No.56864752

>>>/pol/450868038

>> No.56864759

I'm burning out at work. can we please have a MOASS?

>> No.56864765

>>56864728
>"pedal"
>can only think of le heckin vidya
>is not a musician
>invests in gme shares long-term
>is ngmi

>> No.56864795

>>56864765
Oh so you’re a fat sloppy metal guitarist then, kek. You rely on technology to sound listenable because your touch and technique are dogshit

>> No.56864833

>>56864795
>still trying to bait me into doxxable info
fucking kek
not telling you what i play
not posting any clips
just assume i suck and keep crying

>> No.56864883

>>56864752
UMMM CREDITSISTERS?

>> No.56864894

>>56864833
Zero interest in your personal information, I can already hear the sloppy sweeps and fat finger bends in my head, kek. Tho if you give us your Instagram I promise to be your 100th follower

>> No.56864944

>>56864894
>projecting this hard
>eharmonicminor.mp3
>lediminishedarpeggio.wav

>> No.56864972

>>56864795
>Oh so you’re a fat sloppy metal guitarist then
No he likes sloppy sex with fat women (based)

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56864975

HEDGE FUNDS JUST GO
DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE
DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE

>> No.56864987

my sirs... the coin...

>> No.56865008
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>>56864975
Let the hedgies hit the floor
>Let the hedgies hit the floor
Let the hedgies hit the floor
>Let the hedgies hit the floor
Let the hedgies hit the
*TSS TSS*

>> No.56865015

oy vey, it keeps going

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>>56864972
>fat women

>> No.56865065

>nobody sees carvana pumping on no news alongside GME AGAIN

These fucking basket stock bullshitters need to die

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>>56865008
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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>>56865065
>Carvana stock jumps on upgrade from JPMorgan
Such a bullshit and arbitrary reason too. It might as well say "stock price rises because hedge funds wanted it to and they couldn't come up with an actual reason." Fuck this fake and gay market

>> No.56865144

just a quick reminder to buy (download since its abandonware)
Richard Burns Rallye (Game)
and get a steering wheel for your pc. once youre rich you want to know how to drive and this is the best driving simulator ever.

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kek callsellies

>> No.56865268

I can already see it now:
>GameStop stock down 50% after massive earnings beat due to jpmorgan deciding that it really wasn't that good

>> No.56865295

>>56865259
>sold contract for 5.00 when stock was at 17.30
>contract currently trades at 4.35
>doesn't understand how IV works
>doesn't know what theta decay is
>doesn't even know how to check the price of the derivative he's trying to kek me for profiting on
kek redditors

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>>56865268
It don't go down.

>> No.56865321

so close

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how has everyone been comfy today
t. tbonesteak griller

>> No.56865356

>>56865295
Theta decay and IV don't matter if it's still in the money because you're going to get assigned, probably at a point where you lose money. GME options get exercised out of spite, sometimes early, by people who know that executed contracts can't be internalized.

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green me up motherfucker

>> No.56865373
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56865373

I am asking the hedge funds to stop manipulating the price of the video game store stock and to let it rise naturally as it should have been doing all along. Basically, FUCK OFF HEDGIE CUNTS SUCK MY COCK EAT SHIT AND FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE. Please.

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>>56863366
Been a while since I've checked OP's digits (and been a while since I've had to wade through thread splitting). Anyway, I'm still
Unbothered
Moisturized
In my lane
Comfy
Not datefagging
Holding and flourishing
Verification not required
Simple as

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>>56865356
>"Theta decay and IV don't matter if it's still in the money"
>has never heard of intrinsic and extrinsic value
>thinks the contract is far enough in the money and close enough to expiration for extrinsic value not to be a significant factor in the pricing of the contract
>doesn't even know how to determine what the extrinsic value on the contract is
>still ignores the actual price of the contract
>still doesn't even know how to check the price
>"bro look at the yahoo finance screenshot of the share price, you're owned"
imagine still engaging with me after being BTFO over and over
baggies are unironically financial masochists

>> No.56865492

>>56865433
>>thinks the contract is far enough in the money and close enough to expiration for extrinsic value not to be a significant factor in the pricing of the contract
Any contract at all for GME that is the slightest bit in the money is in the danger zone as has been repeatedly explained to you. Enjoy your losses.

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>>56865492
>this is actually what he's going with
>unironically still sticking to the "you shorted the contract" cope
>(((the danger zone)))
there's only one danger zone im getting into my nigger

>> No.56865529

hedgebros what happened

>> No.56865552

>>56865523
I’ll unironically send you whatever guitar pedal you’d like if it’d get you to take your fat smelly cheetoh dusted butthole the heck outta my comfy gme thread

>> No.56865592

>>56865552
>whatever guitar pedal you’d like
>unironically
https://reverb.com/item/74035025-klon-centaur-professional-overdrive-horsie-silver-short-tail
is it worth your heckin comfiness bro

>> No.56865637

>>56865523
Her gabbooba seems so deflated in that pic

>> No.56865658

>>56864669
>solar winds destroyed your shares sorry goy

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kiss my ass fud retards, green

>> No.56865670

>>56865637
possibly another victim to the breastreductionjew
we can't keep letting ryan get away with this

>> No.56865695

>>56865669
Congrats. You're only down 70% since the squeeze now. Only down 40% this year. Ahahahahahahahahah

Stupid fuck
Not you, anybody here or anybody you've ever talked to is green via GME

>> No.56865707
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56865707

>>56865670
THE DIET INDUSTRY WILL PAY FOR THIS

>> No.56865711

>>56865695
cry harder bitch

>> No.56865727

>>56865711
Crypto throats fucks your poverty stricken mother on every single chart
Btc : 40k
Kek gamestop faggie baggies

>> No.56865734

>>56865727
sorry you are red while I am vibrantly green, so sad

>> No.56865792

im green
bought btc in 2011
sold at 60k
bought gme at 10 (39)
stopped eating (+10k)
sold the car (+50k), wife (5k + expenses), kids (were hers so only 50%)
gained 4 inches height /2 length
stopped heating (+10k)
no more smoking/air/water consumption (another 2k)
baam

>> No.56865793
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56865793

baggies are -7% YTD while fucking SPY is +20%
you simply cannot make this shit up

>> No.56865814

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>> No.56865829

>>56865793
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking stupid fuck rodents. Sucking too much burry cock and lost money with him while every other investment is GREEN

>> No.56865861

>gme +10%
>my portfolio is green
>ledge fucks kvetching hebraic style
it's gamer time

>> No.56865891

>>56865861
Absolutely. Won’t be long until every crypto thread has a pink wojak and /smg/ just goes radio silent from all the roping that’s about to happen

>> No.56865892

>>56863586
Kek crypto baggies. How heavy are you $40K bags?

>> No.56865909

KEK such retard BTC bagholders

>> No.56865917

>>56865891
there will be I told you so's

>> No.56865960

>>56865917
And even more kek’ing than there already is. I’m just going to be happy for less people on the road, less people on my airline flights, less people in the Chick-fil-A line, less black people in middle class neighborhoods and more crypto baggies and their parents in soup kitchen lines

>> No.56866022

>>56865960
>more crypto baggies and their parents in soup kitchen lines
based, I might invest into campbells soup company

>> No.56866048

>>56866022
Undeniably based.

>> No.56866210
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56866210

Are they "banging the close" again? They really don't like it over 17

>> No.56866256

Why didn't you fellows tell me you were all buying in today to pump up the price

>> No.56866294

>A9Gzu7bW
Sneed

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>>56866256
Shillbros, if we all band together, we can manipulate the price by getting shareholders to sell if we make them uncertain enough. Who is your handler? Mine is Virtu, I want to work for Citadel one day, I hear they pay 5k a month instead of the 4k I make right now
>Verification: J002Y

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>>56865259

>> No.56866412

couldn't even hold 17
baggies are fucking pathetic

>> No.56866528
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56866528

Almost as pathetic as calling yourself UltimateMastermind

>> No.56866533

>>56865960
Glow
less
faggot

>> No.56866536

>>56866528
KEK

>> No.56866564

>Closing price is $17.00
>Um akshually no it closed at $16.98
Totally normal

>> No.56866582

>so jealous of me they resort to calling me a glowie

>> No.56866715

>>56866564
yahoo has 16.98 and 16.95 in after hours you gorillia fucking nigger baggot

>> No.56866773

>56866715
Yeah they fucking changed it after a while you stupid cunt. At market close yahoo said 17.00
Fuck off

>> No.56866777
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56866777

Is it Joever? My Mom is on the phone and she wants to know. Thx.

>> No.56866781

>>56866715
Ooooh, someone sounds like a whiny little biiiiiiiitch

>> No.56866815

>56865433
>bro don't look at yahoo
>56866715
>bro look at yahoo
fuckin lmao

>> No.56866832

>>56865829
"Stupid fuck rodents?"
Nice one, Pajeet. Really told him didn't you.

How is it living in a fucking shack in Delhi, you turd munching spastic?

>> No.56866875

>>56866832
>Pajeet

Nice one, Kyle. Really told me didn't you.

How is it investing your entire life savings and 401k into a hedgefund pump and dump. Thanks for restricting your minimum wage wealth. Citadel appreciates the Keurig machine your net worth of $180 provided. Broke little mayomonkey

>> No.56866891

>>56866773
prove it
>inb4 no proof
kek faggies

>> No.56866901

>>56866564
It is normal, but >>56863257 owes us a nut each since he said "close at $17" and the dang ticker said $17 at 1600 hours this afternoon. *unzips dick*

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56866905

>>56866815
deal with it nigger

>> No.56866959

$16 1010+ days later. Congratulations on your bags dumbfuck rodents! Buy more at open!

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56867052

>>56866875
>entire life savings

>> No.56867069

>>56866328
based

>> No.56867076

>>56867052
>redditmeme

>> No.56867087

>>56867052
Ah. Didn't have any savings broke little gas station employee? Maybe Clint can get you a job doing door to door sales. He makes around $11 an hour

>> No.56867102

>$17
I’m thinkin we’re back

>> No.56867205

>>56866959
>ID: PUS Men
might want to get that infection looked at, Caroline

>> No.56867248

>>56867205
That's the multi multi multi millionaire who got off Scott fucking free right via supposed financial crimes? How does it make you feel that nothing changed, the rich get richer and baggots get fucked day after day rodent?

>> No.56867274
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56867274

>>56867248
>simping for the rich
kill yourself

>> No.56867301

Did we just flip the s&p today?

>> No.56867306

>>56867274
>hates rich people
>wants to become one
curious

>> No.56867309

>>56867274

Oh you're right babygirl. Begging a Jewish billionaire and the government to save your failed investment because you refuse to better your dogshit life is so much better.


PLEASY WEASY MISSA COHEN AND MISSA GENSLER GET THE MEANIE WEANIE HEDGIES :(((((((

>> No.56867317

>>56867248
People still think rule of law matters after the covid scamdemic. They faked a plague. Poisoned everyone and nobody went to jail

>> No.56867319

>>56867309
PULTE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMETHING

>> No.56867396

>>56867306
nta but I don't hate rich people because they're rich, I hate them because the type of people who become rich through normal means are usually insufferable pedophile shitbags.

>> No.56867414

>>56867396
Also those born with silver spoons in their mouths tend to think pretty highly of themselves

>> No.56867438
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56867438

>>56866777
>Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
checked and rekt

>> No.56867458

Sold my calls, GME retrace to 15 to morrow, loading the boat up then.

>> No.56867463
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56867463

741 checked

>> No.56867489

>>56867396
>>56867414
yeah fuck those people who got rich the easy way unlike us who had to hold a jewish scamstock for over THREE YEARS

>> No.56867543

>>56867489
You seem upset, are you ok? Do you need to suck on a pacifier for a while?

>> No.56867546
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56867546

Soon

>> No.56867709

>>56867543
>pacifiers
is that code for your mom's nips?

>> No.56867730
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56867730

Looks like some folks can't handle the bants

>> No.56867756

>>56867546
When

>> No.56867768

who the fuck is pulte

>> No.56867786
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>>56867543
*a rifle

>> No.56867791
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56867791

>>56867709
>1pbtid
Even if you're not an ID hopping faggot, that is the weakest shit I've ever seen from you guys
>ur mum
lol

>> No.56867800

>>56867756

see >>56867546

>> No.56867817

>>56865658
they almost did a year or so ago...

(the solar winds enterprise management software hack)

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56867821

>>56867730
>said “”””bantz””””

>> No.56867837

>>56867546
>>56867756
>>56867800

Post was 3 years ago. Nothing happened. Kek baggots

>> No.56867872
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56867872

We are so fucking back.

>> No.56867878

>>56867821
the hebrew doth protest too much, methinks

>> No.56867913

>>56867878
Thx

>> No.56868142

>>56867768
Ligma balls.

>> No.56868243
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56868243

Hi guys, I hold GME but my life keeps getting worse. Is this all part of the plan to destroy the shorts? Thx.

>> No.56868317

>>56868243
Dont worry, life will get worse no matter what you do

>> No.56868395
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56868395

It's official. I have talked to every girl on campus.

After several months of degenerate cold approaching women. Going to several women clubs around campus. Trying to chat up girls every single day, even in class. Meeting women at sorority parties. Talking to grad students and professors during office hours. I have officially talked to every girl on campus. The feeling of knowing every single woman on campus is something none of you could ever experience in 1000 lifetimes.

You may know me as that one weird kid who just went up to you one day and tried to start a conversation and failed miserably. Not a single girl passes me who I do not know the name of. That one's Kate. That one's Ana. That one has two names I forget which. But it does not matter.

I have built a rock-solid foundation of communication skills from asking how the weather is to what's your favorite type of ice cream. Every girl that enters my field of vision trembles in fear. They have only level 68 communication skills WHILE I have LEVEL 69!!

After all this work, I still have yet to go on a date. But that won't stop me. Every girl on this campus had better watch out because I'm fucking leveling up. They won't be able to give me a bullshit excuse like "im busy" anymore. I've ascended to an attractive gigachad. Here I come, women.

>> No.56868398

>>56867248
Kekkkk

>> No.56868443

>>56866564
these shylocks did the same when we closed at $14.88
at least the predditors are waking up 10/7 was an inside job

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56868449

>>56867730
>Looks like some folks can't handle the
plants

>> No.56868468
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WE HAVE ALERTED THE DOT

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56868474

>>56868395
>u/ispitonyourdave
haha

>> No.56868534
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56868534

>>56868468
>consciousness cohenherence
based

>> No.56868535
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56868535

>>56868468
neat, just cant wait for it to go pink.

>> No.56868548

>>56868535
Pink like a crypto baggie’s face when he wakes up at 3pm at the homeless shelter to see BTC has gone from 42k to 7k overnight

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>>56867837
need a hug?

>> No.56868707

>>56867791
you mom is hoppin my iD tonight son

>> No.56868753
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56868753

these are rookie numbers

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56868777

>>56868753
>tfw the numbers get pumped

>> No.56868814

>up 40% in one week

>> No.56868892

>>56868777
Checked

>> No.56868895

>>56868814
this your first earnings? We'll be back down to 10 in a week
>I hope so I can continue to stack

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56868937

>>56868895
I literally have a buy order set for $9.99. You won't shame me out of stacking another billion with my pocket change.

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56868938

>>56868777
>tfw those digits

>> No.56868957

Is earnings going to be positive?

>> No.56868997

moonie?

>> No.56869004

>>56868957
It doesn’t matter. No matter what the results are, the baggies will come up with a theory of why it’s good. Look at last quarter - they lost money and baggies were saying it was great news.

>> No.56869066

>>56868957
I might have considered the idea of a negative earnings, but the shill meter is maxed out, so it will probably be record breakingly good.

>> No.56869117

I can't post images while incognito anymore sorry bros

>> No.56869128

>>56863366
Just want to say I think it's cool that you guys still use some of the edits I made back from 21. Haven't posted since, but I still like the stock.

>> No.56869137

>>56869004
>basedstop "lose" money
>portfolio +10% green
Explain this, chud.

>> No.56869205

>>56869004
You do know that GameStop is merging with Raytheon to produce the next generation of Tomahawk cruise missiles right? They'll be rebranded as Gameha and Tomastops, but the only target their programming allows them to strike are hedge fund managers who shorted Ryan's company. One day Ken Griffin is gonna be waking up with a fresh cup of joe, a cigar, and a deep sigh that he was able to "outsmart" retail one more day, whem suddenly
*WHAM*
He gets struck by a Tomastop cruise missile on his front porch traveling at mach 5.

>> No.56869230

We’ll definitely moass by the time GTA 6 drops

>> No.56869240

>>56869230
you're right, there's no way we'll still be in these threads 2 years from now

>> No.56869247

>>56869230
Looking at that trailer a piece of me hopes it flops.

>> No.56869262

>>56869247
>graphics look the same if not slightly worse than 5
>pozzed
it's gonna be shit bro

>> No.56869271

>>56869262
I know. Yet somehow it'll end up being the highest grossing game of all time. Normies eat shit and ask for seconds.

>> No.56869274

>>56869240
I hope these threads turn into a blog for us to show off our wealth. It’ll finish off the crypto baggies who managed not to rope after MOASS into roping

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56869340

>>56868753
>Gamestop was a moment in time-ACK!

>> No.56869356

>>56869230
>>56869247
>>56869262
>>56869271
It's most definitely gonna have some kind of woke narrative weaved into the story, unless they go the whole "inner city life is shit" angle, but I highly doubt that. The gameplay might be good, but I have my doubts there as well. I haven't even played RDR2 campaign seriously yet, but that's probably Rockstar's crowning achievement in single player narrative outside of RDR1. I have zero expectations of GTA6 being good, but I'm always open to being pleasantly surprised. Tight gunplay, driving / flying / boating mechanics, variety of gameplay styles in multiplayer will win me over if they can keep the woke shit to a minimum.

>> No.56869374

>>56869356
>if they can keep the woke shit to a minimum
>spoiler: they can't
sasuga

>> No.56869382

>>56869356
I'm just a prude. I literally don't care for the thug life style of certain games.
The only GTA character I've ever liked was Trevor because he was a literal schizophrenic.

>> No.56869390

>>56866875
What the fuck is a mayomonkey?

I just bought a house, you fucking shit stained dimwit, my life savings are fine. How much property do you own exactly? Just the Wendy house you got molested in?

Don't you live in a fucking ditch, doing sexual favours for Chinese businessmen? If I need advice from a whore, I'll ask your mother.
Fuck ooooooooff.

>> No.56869424

>>56867248
The only thing getting fucked every day is your mother's mouth.
By dogs down at the pound.

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>>56869382
>The only GTA character I've ever liked was

>> No.56869466

>>56869374
I just read the wiki
>Writing for Bloomberg News in 2022, Schreier reported the game entered development in 2014 and would feature two protagonists influenced by Bonnie and Clyde, including a Latina woman, and claimed the developers were cautiously subverting the series' trend of joking about marginalised groups.
So I can reasonably expect the humor that made the previous games great is gonna be completely absent to avoid offending "marginalized groups." It's all so stupid.
>>56869382
Trevor was a based tweaker meth-head who was the physical embodiment of the wacky nonsense you get into in GTA. The new protagonists are most likely gonna be written in a way that removes any meaningful humor about their characters, so we can be browbeaten with more of the same corpo-bullshit we've come to expect from these people. Hopefully I get proven wrong, but I won't hold my breath.

>> No.56869517

>>56869466
The funniest thing about the announcement trailer is watching /pol/ have a breakdown over the amount of minorities in a game about gangsters and criminals, with a history of minority characters

>> No.56869608

>>56869517
>>56869517
Lol, that one anon that said that it being a TND sandbox is actually accurate. GTA was always a stress reliever for me, first and foremost. It's fun to just run around, be an asshole, and fuck shit up.
>America is a globohomoschlomo dystopia
>Videogame portrays it as exactly that
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN' THUG SIMULATOR!!!!!
If there's one saving grace for this title, it's the fact that the PC modding community is gonna have a field day with this title lmao.

>> No.56869613
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56869613

Hey fellow apes! Doesn't it feel good to be taking back our right to invest as household investors through more legitimate platforms like computer share! We are really going our own way!

>> No.56869616

Why didn't I dump all of my savings and checking accounts into GME at $11 per share?
God, it's always so fucking easy in hindsight.

>> No.56869624

>>56869608
>TND sandbox
Don't worry there will be some mechanism in the game that makes it super lame if you do this. It's current year after all CHUD

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56869646

>>56869624
a'ight cuz. sick!

>> No.56869668

>>56869624
I doubt it, one on the main features of GTA is its free-roam nature. They didn't cuck on RDR2, and they included both klansman and suffragettes. Hit-n-runs, stabbings, robbery, and shooting sprees are a feature in Rockstar games, and if they implement a mechanic that removes your ability to carry out an action that's been present in all their games since the 90's, then GTA is well and truly dead.

>> No.56869684

Switch2 and gta6 will ignite this rocket in 2025.

>> No.56869757
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56869757

I found DFV's backup YouTube account.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAN7kkr-V9E

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>> No.56869812
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>>56869684
>switch

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56869821

>>56869811
Still holding…

God bless all of the real people in here. God protect you. Remember to pray for the salvation of the heathens, pagans and Jews. We are to be the salt of the earth.

>> No.56869856

UBS and Evergrande officially collapse in 2 weeks. Buy all the shares before you are priced out

>> No.56869859

>>56869811
You help me face my fears and make this place a sanctuary. Let's go this final distance.

>> No.56869931
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56869931

>i saw you buying a GME share and i noticed that you're gay
>i saw you posting on reddit and i noticed that you're gay
>i saw you watching the ppshow and i noticed that you're gay
>i saw you liking an RC tweet and i noticed that you're gay
>you've got a big red bag and i noticed that you're gay

>> No.56869960

I still don’t know what the fuck the PP show is, where it airs or anything about it but it glows

>> No.56869994

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>59.94%

>> No.56870065

>>56869931
>Kek in here all day 32pbtid
>>56869960
>Kek fake CLINT calling other things glowy

Kek shllies

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56870143

top of the morning x5

you smell me

tick tock

>> No.56870147

>>56869624
It's current year+8, chud.

>> No.56870165

>>56869517
Pre-trump invasion, San Andreas was a cult favorite in /pol/. Even among the white nationalists.

>> No.56870180

>thinking rockstar is going to cuck
Anthony Cumia does voice over work in previous GTAs, lol. You have the wrong company in mind if you think GTA is going to go woke. That’s just the whining of emasculated men that bitch and moan about everything. They’re losers, so they love to play the victim.

>> No.56870188

Tomorrow's low 15.40, Wednesday pumps back to 17, Thursday 50 dollar limit up, 400 next week, Biden issues executive order denouncing GME as racist

>> No.56870205

>>56870147
>It's current year +8, chud
Just for that, I'm getting GTA just to continue my time honored tradition of committing virtual hate crimes, and harvesting mountains of soiboi salt online :^)

>> No.56870221

>>56870180
>They're losers, so they love to complain about everything.
Word. All I need GTA to be is my heavy metal, drive across the sidewalk, committing drive-by's simulator so I can grief casuals online lmao.

>> No.56870228

>>56870188
>Biden issues executive order denouncing GME as racist
Hello, based department?

>> No.56870239

>>56870180
How many shill contracts do you faggots have here?

>> No.56870398

CyberTruck is probably the gayest vehicle in history.

>> No.56870446

>>56870180
You do realize gta has always been satirical right?

>> No.56870465

>>56870446
It’s not satirical at all. Have you even played the games? They’re straight-forward cautionary takes with zero cultural commentary.

>> No.56870467

Gme should announce that they'll start taking pre-orders for GTAVI immediately during earnings call

>> No.56870558

>+5.07 (42.57%) past 5 days
>baggies are still in the red
>baggies will be baggies until death
kek baggies

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>>56870467
>would you settle for no forward guidance instead?

>> No.56870570

>>56870465
>It’s not satirical at all.
Are you perhaps autistic? Is that why you've not noticed the satire?

>> No.56870577

>>56870465
I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not.

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It's going to dump on positive earnings, isn't it?

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>>56870580
>ryan continues to aggressively shrink the entire business in order to get the balance sheet out of the red
>"UMMMMMMMM the company made le MONEY? why did we dump???"

>> No.56870615

>>56870580
You know it

>> No.56870625

>>56870596
Don't ever look at me askance, brother.

>> No.56870647

>>56870580
either that or they'll pay a $0.50 cash dividend and all the naked shorts get heemed

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>>56870625
you won't do shit faggot

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>>56870648
Final warning.

>> No.56870707

>>56870580
>WOAW! GAMESTOP IS PREPARING FOR A 50% INCREASE THIS WEEK
>actually goes up about 50%

oh yeah they're dumping it right back to $10
gettin ready to slurp more.

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On 12/14 Kais Pajeet is going Risk of Rain 2 on Pulte's meetup. That's why I claim the Gabussy and we're gonna make love during her provider's eulogy.

>> No.56870913

MOASS in 2025 after the release of GTA VI

>> No.56870921

Kek BTC baggies!! Dropped to $42K, down from $16.8K earlier this year.

>> No.56870933

>>56870398
And here we were thinking the pt cruiser, Pontiac Aztec, and murano crosscabrolet were the worst the car world had to offer.

>> No.56870937

>>56870398
It's a prototype space rover that Redditors are getting memed into beta testing.

>> No.56870957

>>56863366
Damn that's a good looking OP image

>> No.56870978

>>56870957
I like it because despite there being no logo, GME is still clearly visible from the thumbnail so I had no trouble finding it in the catalog

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>>56870672

>> No.56871080

>>56864759
I have recently been rejuvinated at work we can delay it slightly if needed

>> No.56871102

>>56870707
We got that big gap at $13,55-14,3 or so. But if you want to look at gaps, check nvda.

I just think it's pump to dump, attempting to make earnings look bad

>> No.56871117

>>56871102
So you're saying I should sell tomorrow and buy back in once it dumps back to $11 or lower?

>> No.56871129

>>56871117
>sell
Just buy more and add it to the pile

>> No.56871185

>>56871129
I quit my job two years ago because I thought MOASS was guaranteed

>> No.56871199

>>56870957
>>56870978
Now see making the logo GME instead of GameStop is a desperate attempt to frame us as market focused, and obsessed with just a stock ticker, when this is all really about a company. A real company. It’s the shill PR team realizing that the logo argument is too logical to just hand wave away so now they coopt it and subtly manipulate it to their own ends, for their own reasons.
These threads are about GAMESTOP and they always will be. These two astroturfing tranny fluffers are all I need to see to know I’m right

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Hey guys I just checked my CS account and noticed I didn't put any banking details in. They say it may take two weeks to become effective...
How much of a headache would it be if MOASS happens this week and I get a check for millions of dollars in the snail mail? Could my bank just refuse to deposit it? Or could another bank refuse to open an account with it? It doesn't have to be this huge lottery winner size, that's just for the photo op right?

>> No.56871222

>>56871185
There are no guarantees, only that we know shorts never closed. If you want to trade that's up to you, could miss out though because we never know where they take us. Just don't trade your DRS, broker held shares barely exist so they matter not

>> No.56871260

>>56871185
Then you're retarded. MOASS is absolutely guaranteed, but you missed the most important part of the thesis if you cut off your ability to buy more shares on purpose.

>> No.56871270

>>56871202

I originally got a check for closing my Dingle berries from plan to book. Rang them up and got them to issue bank transfer instead

>> No.56871353

can i get a kek, baggies?

>> No.56871358

>>56871260
>each share will be worth a gazillion dollars
me, i'm not greedy. im gonna retire on my .1 shares after buying england.

>> No.56871521

>>56871260
I mean within the current rules it should've already happened, but we underestimated the power market makers have and how far the corruption goes down the rabbit hole.

I am convinced there's a extremely high probability it will happen, because still they can't just wave the magic wand and make the shorts and derivatives disappear. If so Gamestop would already be gone.

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>>56871260
King shit

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>>56871916
>one of the frens is Pope Francis

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>>56865144
Checked, truepilled, and absolutely based

>> No.56872095

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we all gonna fucking wagmi so fucking hard its fucking unreal

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>>56872088
checked. holy fuck wagmi.

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>>56872095
Actually good 2 digit number for once.
wagmi

>> No.56872201

>>56872095
WAGMI

>> No.56872397

>56865695
>each time he posts the amount down goes down
kek I've been green since $15

>> No.56872417

Red day incoming, swingies win again. Thanks for the gains yesterday and the cheaper calls I buy today.

>> No.56872440

being a swingy is like doing gas station robberies while holding is being the cop.
the swingy has to win every time. the cop only once.

>> No.56872584

Is it ok to be mentally stable and hold GME or nah? Not sure I'm going to fit in.

>> No.56872658

KEK RED BAGGOTS!
KEK!
KEK!
KEK!
RED BAGGOTS! STUPID FUCK RED BAGGOTS!!!

>> No.56872669

>>56872397
Post average

>> No.56872680

kek dumbfuck baggies

>> No.56872684

>>56872584
Its like in politics, you're part of the silent majority.

>> No.56872720

>>56872584
As the most mentally stable 4chan user I can confirm; you can hold GME.

>> No.56872729

>>56872720
I can confirm that you are the most stable 4 chan user. I checked your isotopes.

>> No.56872793

>>56872729
Take this gay ass Reddit humor back to your sub.

>> No.56872795

>>56872793
Shut up faggot.

>> No.56872845

>red premarket to dump it going into earnings
of course

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/56872885
/56872885
/56872885

THREADED FOR MY COMFY FRENS

>> No.56873129

Moona soona.

>> No.56873329

>>56872793
>Wahh, people are having fun on my internet! Make it stop
Never.

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>>56872885

>>56872885

>>56872885

GameStoped.

>> No.56873626

real thread please not this gay logo shit

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>>56863438
>>56864549
>>56865391
>>56869128
WAGMI.

>> No.56873656

nevermind, full DRS in OP, you are cool for now

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>>56873689
>>56873689
>>56873689
Threaded, frens!