/mig/ - made it general

[Anonymous No.56858009]

>be me
>unemployed loser, never worked a day in my life
>manage to get a loan for $30k through fraud at the start of the last bullrun
>invest in numerous coins
>work my way up to $1.2 million dollars
>sell pretty close to the top
>buy a house, car, a rental property and invest the rest in stable dividend stocks paying me more than enough to be comfortable for the rest of my life

Wagies have to SLAVE AWAY for almost their entire LIVES and will never achieve what I have achieved.
I'm STEALING from you. I am STEALING from you!!!

You are NEVER going to obtain my lifestyle. You will toil away and never enjoy the fruits of your labor.

LMAO

[Anonymous No.56858057]

You typed a lot

[Anonymous No.56858129]

>be me
>19yo
>get 50k from inheritance in 2020
>go on this board
>buy random shitcoins
>make millions
>drop out of college and travel the world and do whatever i want while trading from my laptop meanwhile all my friends slave away for like 3-5k a month

pretty comfy, thank you /biz/ and crypto for changing my life

[Anonymous No.56858160]

>>56858129
>pretty comfy, thank you /biz/ and crypto for changing my life
based made it fren

Looking down on wagies and laughing on how much they have to toil makes me so incredibly happy.

[Anonymous No.56858215]

>>56858009
>>56858129
How much did you guys buy of a certain coin (% of your portfolio wise) while still in 5 figure hell?

Structured approach (no more than 5/10% in a single position for example) or just all in yolo let it ride?

[Anonymous No.56858327]

>>56858215
>yolo let it ride?
This is what I did.

[Anonymous No.56858959]

sneed
I think I'm going to order my daily hooker today

[Anonymous No.56858974]

I have 300 subs on Youtube
Beat that

[Anonymous No.56858994]

Doesn't your girlfriend get mad at you for not working?

[Anonymous No.56859046]

>>56858009
The ULTRA neet.
BASED and contribute to society.
Sleeps 10 hours a day.
Watches anime 4 hours a day.
Makes fancy homemade meals.
Plays an instrument.
Has time to clean. (no pee pee or poo poo)

[Anonymous No.56859459]

>>56858994
Nope, I provide for her and she is also a neet like me.
We watch anime and have sex several times a day.

[Anonymous No.56859873]

bump

anyone else made it?

[Anonymous No.56859909]

>>56858974
i have 698 followers on deviantart
checkmate

[Anonymous No.56859963]

>>56858215
narrow your picks down to no more than 5 tickers you have the most conviction about.
>>56858994
>gf
ur larp gf is taking u for a ride. she better be a virgin if fr.

[Anonymous No.56859984]

>>56858057
>be you
>wagecuck, probably a software engineer (lowest caste of wagies)
>try to survive any grueling day of work
>browse /biz/ to pass the time
>see thread that annoys you on catalog
>unable to resist your compulsions just like you can't stop stuffing your fat face, you open it
>cope, seethe, rage, shit and fart your pants at opee's story
>can't think of clever retort
>revert to low iq content-is-bad rhetoric
"h-ha i sure told him........"

[Anonymous No.56860873]

Bump

[Anonymous No.56861154]

>>56858009
Nice. Very impressive. Where have you been to? Visit the States yet?

[Anonymous No.56861187]

>>56861154
I live in the states.
I've been to europe and japan.

[Anonymous No.56861206]

>>56858009
based
I'm half way there, should have enough to make it this bullrun and finally quit waging after a decade

[Anonymous No.56861208]

>>56858959
>>56859459
As if the larp wasn't ridiculous enough already
>daily hooker with only $1m
>Gf watches anime and has sex several times a day
I genuinely would have an easier time believing you if you said you won the lottery. I know you make these threads to help yourself feel better about your current situation, but I wish people like you knew how much time and effort you waste on these threads when you could be actively working to change your situation. Just remember this post when you're still poor a year from now, maybe you'll change your ways then