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[Anonymous No.56851324]

What will the aftermath of the richest guy on the planet telling advertisers “go fuck yourself” be?

[Anonymous No.56851342]

>>56851324
advertisers are pussies. there will be no atftermath/

[Anonymous No.56851359]

>>56851324
I find it funnier that the richest guy on the planet managed to brainwash alabama polcels that he is not the establishment but some freedom fighter against the establishment

[Anonymous No.56851404]

>>56851324
A huge TSLA rebound Monday. Institutional cant afford to leave 15 points on the table. Theyre going to buy up the gap in premarket like punks

[Anonymous No.56851411]

>>56851359
This, it’s weird how poltards dickride a self proclaimed socialist who makes EV’s and wants to put a computer chip in your brain

[Anonymous No.56851419]

>>56851324
I'm almost tempted to open a Twitter account now

[Anonymous No.56851420]

Reddit hates him, I like him. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.56851431]

What will I do without Home Depot tweets? And CVS Pharmacy?

[Anonymous No.56851440]

>>56851324
>climb tree
>sit on branch
>start sawing
you tell me what the aftermath of paying $40b+ for an advertiser-supported network, then telling the advertisers to fucking do one will be

[Anonymous No.56851441]

>>56851324
is this called a naruto pose
sorry i dont watch anmie

[Anonymous No.56851456]

>>56851431
they are not sending they're best companies

[Anonymous No.56851476]

>>56851324
Kek what a retard

[Anonymous No.56851514]

>>56851324
Twitter continues having a large user base for the next couple years. Deranged corporate boot-licking leftoids who are programmed to be friendly to the establishment quo, will ramp up their derangement and attempt to cancel twitter because they find it intolerable for anything other than deep-state narratives being allowed on a major platform. Especially in an election year. Twitter was just supposed to be an arm of the state.

I don't have a long term prediction. In the longer term it seems 50/50 whether is survives.

[Anonymous No.56851561]

>>56851514
>In the longer term it seems 50/50 whether is survives
its got three possible sources of income:
>(1) advertisers
>(2) subs
>(3) selling data
I dont think anyone can claim the first two have being progressing optimally under Musks tenure so far. And there only so many times you can do the last. Twitters sole possible salvation remains, he hires someone to run it, then gets tf out of their way. He did the former but appears incapable of the latter.

[Anonymous No.56851572]

You can tell he has started smoking crack.
You short anything this clown is involved in.

[Anonymous No.56851595]

>>56851411
As opposed to the lefties that used to dickride him before he noted how maybe leftist policies aren't that great?

[Anonymous No.56851603]

>>56851411
This, although it has been cool to watch twitter go from ultimate leftoid thought patrolling to making them seethe
>don't make me tap the sign.jpeg

[Anonymous No.56851607]

>>56851324
literal TKD

[Anonymous No.56851609]

>>56851440
Twitter was completely overpriced and very very bloated with things like bots. Was not worth 40 bil in any shape or form. Going to take some work to get that money back through subscriptions rather than ad revenue, but he's been doing very very well in turning it around. Musk wouldn't tell advertisers to fuck off unless he was in a position where it was safe to do so.

[Anonymous No.56851655]

>>56851561
4) Payment processing, between users.
I'm not sure how much they could actually derive from this but I would assume at least 3% per transaction. Most transactions would probably be art commissions or people selling coaching services. Not a great market but it could develop

[Anonymous No.56851663]

>>56851411
I don't trust him or kikes

[Anonymous No.56851692]

>>56851561
Musk wants to turn twitter into a multiple use platform. It's why he's expanding it with idea's like individual paid journalism, payment processing between users, etc. Which is pretty smart. Why be contingent on a small number of revenue sources when you can expand it? Plus telling advertisers to fuck off is great because you don't have to worry about the mob cancelling twitter anymore by complaining to corporations because of wrongthought.

[Anonymous No.56851706]

a bunch of chatbots will be outraged and mock him for his poor business decisions and a bunch of something awful posters will follow suit

[Anonymous No.56851825]

>>56851324
Meta gets fartnight from CCP. Meta creates the virtual reality fartnightverse. Microsoft abandons xbox. Sony slowly retires playstation brand from losing fartnight audience to meta. Aoomers and zoomer's kids are advertised to on the virtual fartnightverse, millenials/gen X stick to defending valve or playing nintendo/their retro decaying offline shitboxes for rest of life now that xbox and playstation is dead.

[Anonymous No.56851914]

>>56851324
Advertisers have to go fuck themselves

[Anonymous No.56851949]

>>56851324
They will pay other platforms to host their ads and convert fewer sales. I hope amazon's twitch increases charges for ads. Google will inevitably charge more as well. Let disney and others pay a premium and get nothing for their money. X is going to implement DOGE micropayments. Say you like a tweet for 5 cents, you will get 3 cents. 1 cent will go to twitter and 1 will go to miners to process the transaction. Nobody has ever attempted this and X will make social media an even more addictive game because they are visionaries.

[Anonymous No.56851995]

>>56851324
I have never seen an ad from a big corporation on Twitter.
All I see are crypto scams that promote fake airdrops.

[Anonymous No.56851996]

>>56851420
this. normies hate him so I have to like him

[Anonymous No.56852012]

>>56851411
do they? or do they just mildly chuckle at his antic now and again? That's what I do

[Anonymous No.56852021]

>>56851324
I would like to see a collapse of the ad revenue model and a return to actually buying things.

[Anonymous No.56852353]

Twitter's death so pillowfort and other copycats actually have incentive to stop being invite only (beoble included). Literally a net positive for the world.

[Anonymous No.56852544]

>>56851359
His actions are clearly anti-establishment.
You simply have to respect that. This isn't that complicated.

[Anonymous No.56852623]

>>56851324
elon dumb, me smart

[Anonymous No.56852647]

>>56851324
I enjoyed that interview and out of the top ten richest people in the world he's my favorite, unpopular opinion whatever I don't care. Zuckerberg folded to advertisers and all their products now are fucking trash

[Anonymous No.56853044]

>>56851324
God forbid we have an internet without Jewish shilling of every bullshit product you've never wanted.

[Anonymous No.56853343]

>>56851324
they will advertise even harder. Him making this an "event" only makes more people interested in signing up for x/twitter. So he's just building an even larger audience that advertisers will want even more

[Anonymous No.56853374]

>>56851324
SANS JACKET

[Anonymous No.56853406]

They will all come back silently

[Anonymous No.56853415]

>>56851324

Insignificant.

[Anonymous No.56853431]

>>56851324
bigger problem is the dude told the libs to go fuck themselves, and most of his cars are bought by libs.

[Anonymous No.56853451]

>>56851411
you're not on /pol/ also i hate elon and want him to get minecrafted

[Anonymous No.56853550]

>>56851359
>>56851411
meds

[Anonymous No.56853791]

>>56853431
Libs will buy ze tesla and vil be happy
they just virtue signal

[Anonymous No.56853888]

>>56851609
>Musk wouldn't tell advertisers to fuck off unless he was in a position where it was safe to do so.

He's in a safe position to do so because he's worth a quarter trillion dollars not because he has some master plan to save Twitter. He'd still be in the top 10 richest people on earth even if it went to zero.

[Anonymous No.56854370]

>>56853888
does Twitter even need saving? who gives a shit

[Anonymous No.56854393]

>>56851324
Hopefully advertisers fucking themselves on tiktok
I still wouldn't care

[Anonymous No.56854397]

>>56851359
>>56851411
I can smell the "people" behind these posts

[Anonymous No.56854435]

>>56851324
nothing

[Anonymous No.56854764]

>>56851359
Sir, everyone in this thread is indian.

[Anonymous No.56855032]

>>56851324
if he doesnt back track he is going to get more millions
everyone who fights these globo homo always do
go woke get broke is true

[Anonymous No.56855224]

End result is that twitter is just going to be like 4chan and all the advertisers they can get will be porn or shitcoins lmao

[Anonymous No.56855272]

>>56852544

>a billionaire in capitalist America is anti- establishment because he'll post edgelord stuff on twitter sometimes

Lmao you absolute fucking rube

[Anonymous No.56855289]

>>56855272
youre a dumb nigger and i can say that on x.com and nowhere else. you DUMB nigger

[Anonymous No.56855756]

>>56851996
its actualy the normies who like him anon... im sorry

[Anonymous No.56855843]

>>56855289
/pol/cel seething because the other guy was right lmao

[Anonymous No.56855859]

He becomes not the richest man

[Anonymous No.56855870]

>>56851411
>he never realized polcels are socialists
lurk 10 years before posting

[Anonymous No.56855889]

>>56851359
How in the world is he "establishment"?
The establishment is against him.

[Anonymous No.56855899]

>>56851411
Poltards are socialists though you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.56855908]

>>56851342
>advertisers are pussies. there will be no atftermath/
The event that people became more pussy than the advertisers brainwashing their children is absurd. We should be able to destroy billboards legally. Except that jesus lives one. That one is pretty funny. I bet you transcend if you call the number.

[Anonymous No.56856396]

>>56851324
everyone will forget about this in 1 week

[Anonymous No.56856973]

>>56851655
This. Does everyone fucking forget he founded PayPal? X will turn into the first 100% digital marketplace. Amazon but of the people and paid for with crypto. Think Etsy but for crypto.

[Anonymous No.56857674]

>>56856973
nice b8 m8

[Anonymous No.56858081]

>>56852353
Imagine being so jewish that your social media has to be invite only because you can't stands to read what you don't ilke

[Anonymous No.56858403]

>>56851411
He's a special kind of socialist.

[Anonymous No.56858482]

I love how americans seethe when they are told the historical fact that they have no history, no culture. America is just a country for the british bourgeois tax evaders to base society on GDP kek

It's pathetic that all americans have in their shitty life is the romanticisation of bourgeois democracy, when somehow their shitty mercantile republics was good two centuries ago and then somehow got corrupted lol

[Anonymous No.56858585]

>>56851359
>da establishment or something like dat
You're an npc and your mind consists of memes.

[Anonymous No.56858598]

>>56851324
Nothing special will happen but advertisers might go guck themselves

[Anonymous No.56858622]

the ballsiest influential person in mainstream

He should perform some high executive function in government. Like being the president of the US.

[Anonymous No.56858649]

>>56851411
Not every right-winger is a nazi. Some of us are pseudo libertarian like Elon.

[Anonymous No.56858917]

>>56854397
Ngl, you stink a little bit too.

[Anonymous No.56858956]

>>56858403
I don't think he understands what socialism is.

[Anonymous No.56858964]

>>56858482
Cope and seethe, europoor

[Anonymous No.56859115]

>>56858956
>he does not follow MY socialism
you are nobody , noone cares what is "your socialism ". shut the fuck up